>Dad walks in

I peed in my pants.

VIDEO
GAMES

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"Are you winning, son?"

>>385349619
This world in KH2 is fucking disgusting.

>well son, I always figured you for a fag *unzips* now get suckin
Haha my dad was so funny

Damn Soras nipples are off the chain

>>385349619
>anime dude with nipples

Hm, first time I've seen that

>>385349818
Lol my dad kept mints in a Ziploc bag too

>>385349890
Imagine the outrage in Japan if they tried that today

>>385349619
>underage makes a post

>>385349974
>redditor tries to fit in

>>385349974
Kingdom Hearts II came out 34 years ago, anon.

>>385349974
>>385350038
G R E E N

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>>385349932
I thought they were into shota?

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>>385350115
>ocarina of time came out 45 years ago

>>385350038
Triggered kiddo? Ask your parents if they can buy you a new game so you can feel better.

>>385350481

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

>>385349619
My dad would play games with me if it was fun for him and he had time and he wasn't tired from work, but I wasn't a sissy boi fag who played kingdom hearts

>>385350257
Shotas don't have nipples silly

>>385349619
>dad walks out
>never comes back

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Just beat Atlantica today in KH1 and boy howdy was it shit. Worst world so far, and the Ursula fight at the end was bullshit.

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>Playing Way of the samurai 4
>Dad walks
>"Wow this game looks pretty cool"
>This animu slut shit appears
>I close the game and start uninstalling imediatly
>"Why didn't you like it anon?"
>"It looks stupid and plays like shit."
>"Oh..."

>>385352529
Really forgettable background music too

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>dad walks in

https://youtu.be/6NaUVRwAky4?t=114

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>>385353451
>mom walks in
>sees Joy animation
>"wow that's kind of risqué!"
>walks in front of tv and mimics animation front of me

For fucks sake mom just let me playing game

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>>385354083
a-and then what happened

>>385354083
WHAT

>>385350658
kek

>>385354372
Then his dad buttfucked him to death.

I dropped a penny on the floor
My mother slipped on it shewhore

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>>385354683

>>385349890
Wait until you see my nips

>>385354372
>dad walks in and laughs
>"bet you wish you could have a piece of that pussy, anon!"
>drags her off into their bedroom while she is still gyrating
>5 mins later hear call from their bedroom..
>"anon come in here! Wanna show you something"
>parents are literally on their bed, nude
>start fucking in front of me, nude
>mom is still gyrating and acting like Joy
>try to leave
>dad literally *blocks my path*
>forced to watch my dad cuck me in front of my mother, nude
>can never play Bayonetta again and hate it to this day
still a better game than Bayonetta 2 tho

>>385354981
>cuck you in front of your mother
What, your mother is your wife?

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>>385354981

>>385354773
Down where it's wetter
I'm wearing a sweater
Under the sea

>>385355148
No but I had a boner either from her or Joy (idk which) but either way, anon wanted to FUCK and anon had to watch someone else fuck my mom

>>385352529
Ursula 1 fight was confusing as fuck. Didn't know what to do the first time.

>playing botw
>grandma walks by
>at that moment my horse gallops into a bokoblin and turns a little the left, causing it to walk into a riverbank and do that rear back and neigh they do
>she bursts out laughing at the horse and walks away, and I hear her later recounting the tale to one of her friends
???

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>>385350658
>We have REAL intellectual discussion
>on /v/
Good one anon. Kek'd.

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>Dad walks in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8BcndMxu44

>yfw

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>>385349619
why is this bad again

>>385352529
I thought it was fun how they wanted you to use magic more to deal with the scattered enemies
Gives you a chance to see the usefulness of magic if haven't at that point
Both Ursula fights can go fuck themselves though

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>>385349619
>dad walks in

>>385349932
I thought nips censored all sort of nipples, including male

>>385354083
m-more?

i know its fake but make something up anon

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>>385356343
>I thought nips censored all sort of nipples, including male

Nope and this is from a currently airing anime

>>385350658
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>385352293
t. black

>>385355975
its a different part in the pic, but at one point they sing a faggy song. i replayed it on an emulator recently, i was all alone, and i still felt embarrassed to play that part

>>385353451
I have to play this game.

>>385355850
oh shit, I'm sorry

>>385356625
>>>/pol/

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>dad walks in

>>385356343
If they're perfectly fine with shota dicks why would they censor nipples?

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>dad walks in

How is the HD rerelease of KH1 and 2 that came out for PS4? Worth getting?

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>>385354903

>>385349619
SO AFTER 8 YEARS YOU SUDDENLY SHOW UP IN MY HOME AT THE WORST POSSIBLE MOMENT?

>playing video games
>every few minutes dad does something like this
>"hey anon look up"
>He waves
>>"anon can you do this?"
>Flexes
>"hey anon can you whistle?"
>He then asks why I'm annoyed.


I just want to play games REEEE

>>385357524
Horrible, no

>>385357896
What's wrong with it?

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>Dad walks in

>>385355620
she wants the D

>>385358271
>having a bestiality fetish
>that girl's obviously not human

>>385358059
It exists

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>>385357448

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>>385352529
>GET READY FOR THIS
>NOT SO FAST
>EUUGH, NOT VERY TASTY
>THIS WON'T BE PRETTY

>>385358271

That girl looks like a gremlin.

>>385353451
>>385356821
cant wait for all the awkward stories xbros are going to have when the game is free for them in 5 days kek. there will be young kids downloading the game.

>>385352949
>Night visit game.
I was happily surprised you could do it for her.

>>385349619
>>Dad walks in
Unzips pants...

>>385349810
F I N N Y F U N
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Everyone here has shitty dads or what?
the feel when I found his porn folders

>>385354980
hey bitch

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>>385359525
>fucking Zeus shitting out lightning bolts left and right
>can't even finish a 3 hit combo without getting my dick zapped

>>385363569
What did they consist of Anon? Did you discover something that your father secretly desires?

>>385364289
Nothing weird to be honest, he had girls in cosplay too

>>385349619
>FLOTSAM AND JETSAM

>>385363569
>tfw got my dad into futa

It's pretty cool actually. We discuss it while playing vidya together sometimes and send each other pics

>>385365626
dick pics?

>>385365726
No haha we'd have to be traps for that to work I guess. Just stuff we find on boorus and stuff

Tbh we don't do it as much now because I'm now massively into futa loli and he's a bit iffy on the whole loli front, we we usually just find our own pics these days

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>>385365626
You can't just say that and not explain how.

>>385360334
She looks like a kappa

>>385365972
We've always just been open about what we find 'hot' these days.

We were playing soul calibur one day and my dad randomly said "hey anon wouldn't it be cool if Taki had a dick?" And we kinda just went from there, talking about how big her dick would be and how good it would look as a bulge in her tight red suit.

I know it's probably weird to most people but it's not like we would ever fap together or anything gay like that, it's just two friends helping each other out with their porn, it just so happens that we're father and son I guess

>>385366237
>>>/b/

>>385349810
SWIM THIS WAY WE'LL DANCE AND WE'LL PLAY

>>385366559
This thread is about vidya and dads. My post had both you faggot so shut your mouth newfag

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>>385366237
Kill yourself you degenerate trash.

>>385366698
I really couldn't care less what you think

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>>385354083
Was she sex starved? I bet she was. Dealt with that same shit ten years ago.

>Stepmom catches me looking at anime porn when she just barges into my fucking room
>Apparently she went through my PSP before and looked at all the panty pictures I saved of both anime and old camgirls from ancient /b/ threads
>One night while I'm playing games she comes into my room (no lock because she was some whiny "families shouldn't lock each other out" types)
>"Hey anon, do you approve of these?"
>Lifts nightgown and shows me these super girly and cute striped panties a 40-year-old woman has no business wearing
>Get the most confused boner my 16-year-old self had ever had because she was actually in pretty good fucking shape from being a police officer so she was THICC in all the right places
>Cover my fucking face and blush like crazy as she laughs at me and walks out of the room

>>385366984
what a bitch

>>385366237
>my dad randomly said "hey anon wouldn't it be cool if Taki had a dick?" And we kinda just went from there,
i just stopped reading there. that's pretty weird, and sick.

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I didn't think atlantica could get worse in KH2

I was wrong

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>mum found the cum cannoli

>>385365626
w-why did i get a boner from this