ESA 2017

>>385347829

Yes, m'lord.

This Tekken run is better than I expected

>kangaroo vs tree man
what in the fuck is Tekken?

Gon run when

>first two streams so shit they had to bust out the melons
Thank you based TMR

>>385347929
Truly the reddit of fighting games

>>385347883
Yeah it's actually fine

>>385347883
it's the runner
his Tekken 3 run last year was the surprise of the marathon

>>385348038
It's a great example of how good commentary can make a boring run fun

Is using watermelons to control electronics a super power that Mexicans are born with?

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How can TAS block compete?

ok melontoads is getting boring now

How is he actually playing a video game with watermelons?

>Super MARIO Galaxy
>playing Luigi
embarassing

WOWWW how was I supposed to know he'd attack back

Melon memers get out

>>385348173
Kinda expected since it looks like ass to control with it causing him to die so often so he has to restart the level over and over.

potatoes are superior input vegetables

>>385348254
Challenge mode, since it's not easy being green.

>>385348224
When he touched the melons, they send signals to the nigger under the table who's body reacts and presses button inputs

seriously though, its just electrical conductivity tricks

>>385348224
Touching one closes a circuit. Each one is an input.

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>>385348149

>>385348276
I wonder if any man in history was ever murdered like this

>>385348351
>>385348356

Interesting. Thanks.

>>385348224
Melons are full of water just like you, so touching them creates an electrical network. Add some wires and you can send signals and shiet.

capitaine will get a slower time today in any% than bubbles at sgdq

screencap this

Post good ESA webms

>>385348440
>>>/wsg/1796469

>>385348365
Nothing is worth downing 50 of those mini goujons in one sitting.

>bitching about minority characters in new tekken

Is he, dare I say it, our guy?

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>>385348440

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>>385348376
if not, i hope to be the first. remember me, friends.

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>>385348402
Just to add he is also standing on tin foil (bottom of pic related) which is attached to the other end of the circuit.

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>>385348440

>>385348224

>must be 18 years or older to post here

Haven't you ever powered a light bulb with a potato you dumb faggot?

>>385348584
No, in america we have electricity

>>385348412
It's a different run though, Bubbles ran Any% Kiln Skip. Normal Any% is ~twice the length.

Oh shit he got past the stage

>>385348703
our mexican

Mexicans are evolving into electric fruit creatures.

>>385348664
kek. yuros blown the FUCK out

>>385348576
will they ever recover

>>385348035
>Truly the Dark souls of fighting games
FTFY

>>385348693
>normal any% is twice the length

what? i thought any% literally meant "beat the game as fast as possible", how can there be a shorter category?

>being able to freely move and customize your input layout on the fly

HOW CAN OTHER CONTROLLERS EVEN COMPETE? CLEARLY WATERMELONS ARE THE FUTURE

>>385348693
>call it any%
>its not really any%
my b then

>>385348901
Yeah, the Dark Souls category naming scheme is retarded.

>>385348901
Categories are defined by the community running them.

TMR is going through many emotions.

OH COME ON

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>>385348440

>these really precise jumps and movements

Watermelons were not a mistake

>>385349062
What did he mean by this?

>>385348960
Momodora speedrun community would ban this literal TAS. Disgusting.

>>385348984
It was okay until someone found out kiln skip is possible in all versions. Should have just made it any% and any% no kiln skip instead of any% kiln skip and any% but sadly speedrunning communities are retarded.

When will Watermelons be allowed as controllers at EVO?

>>385349238
They banned hitbox, no way they'll allow a controller this revolutionary.

>>385349131
JRPGs, not even once

COME ON

3 lives left
WILL HE MAKE IT?

>>385349202
>dark souls speedrunning communities are retarded.
ftfy

>>385349238
They would be gone after the first round

>>385349359
basically anyone that isn't Bubbles is retarded as fuck

>>385349359
Every speedrun community is filled with retards.

Reminder that Our Queen Mia will be back for RE7

>>385349359
>speedrunning communities are retarded
More news at 10

>>385349467

She better show off more of that belly.

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Best girl being played now!

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Am I the only one left watching Tekken?
It's nearly over too, has been entertaining.

>>385349445
maybe if you only care about the biggest meme games

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ASSUKA

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>>385349531
That's not Lili

Holy shit, Mexican is doing it.

TMR confirmed for having no life.

So this beaner is allowed to curse? also no donations? thought this was like GDQ? is this watermelon thing not part of the same event as tekken? that had donations

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>>385349571
I'm too autistic about Tekken to miss this

>>385349671
do you think a mexican who can afford to go to europe is a beaner?

>>385349671
side stream for fun
you know, fun: the thing they don't have at gdq

>>385349671
this isn't Fun Banned Quick

>>385349671
There are donations, but he's allowed to curse.
This event is more lax than GDQ.

>>385349671

They can curse on any stream because fun is actually allowed.

After this day I honestly wonder how anyone can continue watching GDQ.

GDQ is fake like american wrestling.
ESA is like actual wrestling. Real but also slightly gay.

>>385349238
Too many blacks

>>385349671
They have a bunch of arcade cabinets and other shit (watermelons, etc.) for people to mess around with in their downtime, and I guess they decided to put up a stream

>>385349762
>>385349771
>>385349781
BUT THINK OF THE CHILDREN

>>385349572
Games that are played by small circlejerks are far more likely to have idiotic rules than something people actually care about like Metroid or Zelda.

>>385349841

FUCK THE CHILDREN. WATERMELONS ARE THE FUTURE

>>385349518
I want to cum inside of that belly

I'm honestly surprised nobody has tributed a picture of her perfect belly and tweeted it to her

>>385349410
Why isn't he?

>>385349885
only kemoshota are allowed to be fucked

>>385349410
Bubbles, pls

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HERE'S YOUR CONTROLLER, BRO

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>Panda

>>385350025

Yes, m'lord.

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>>385349885
>FUCK THE CHILDREN. WATERMELONS ARE THE FUTURE

>playing with watermelons
>Still going for skips
now this is dedication

>>385349734
>implying he didn't just grab onto the tire leg when the plane was taking off

>>385349879
none of mine :^)

>>385349948
'cuz they bullied him too hard during GDQ 2016

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I think mexican reached his limit.

I can't wait for TMR to go into a rage and smash the watermelons and eat them.

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>>385350091
>tire leg

>monkaS unlocked

what happened who donated

>>385350094
Yeah, you probably aren't an anime autist.

>you can take miral
are they bargaining for the women live on stream now?

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Why haven't you beaten Battletoads yet, anon?

>>385350229

I ate my controllers.

>>385349359
DaS fans are retarded and speedrunners are retarded, what did you expect to happen with the intersection of these groups?

>>385350198
I think it was just a general incentive for donations.

>>385350229
Even the legendary TMR can't. I'm out.

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>tfw never beat battletoads
>this fuck is playing with watermelons

Speedrunners truly a breed of their own kind

>>385350229
I'm beating my battle toad every night.

That SGDQ FF7 run that took like 7 hours was more interesting than this tedious shit.

Nothing interesting... the same thing again and again and again. Fucking tedious.

Totally drains the life from any stream

This is some dedication, even got the skip

HE'S DOING IT

KING OF THE MELONS

holy fuck

>>385350229
My local pawn shop never has a copy

>URGH
>COME ON
>[dies again]
>"fun"

>>385349885
>FUCK THE CHILDREN
I'd wager more people would donate to that

>>385350353
>he isn't watching battlemelon

>>385350391
Bullshit, try calling them.

Galaxy looks terrible, was the Wii lineup so bad a year in that people actually thought it was good?

>>385350198
the fuck is monkas

>*angrily inspects watermelons*

0 lives

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>>385350512

HOW DO YOU PLAY VIDEOGAMES WITH ELECTRONIC WATERMELONS

HOW

HE BREAKS THE GAME

>>385350507
I don't get it either. People raved about it but it felt like a clunky platformer to me.

Why is he floating. Is this watermelon magicks?

F

WATERMELONS BTFO

The wall just got ten feet taller

>emulation
BAN THIS FILTH

>>385350512
twitch-appropriated pepe

>dedicated watermelon stream

I like this.

NINJA GAIDEN WITH WATERMELONS

You're all just jealous you don't handle melons nearly as good as he did.

>>385349410
Have you seen what he runs? Guy's retarded as fuck.

Ninja Gaiden melon% inbound.

>Ninja Gaiden on watermelons
Jesus Christ

Ninja gaiden melon% coming up

Ninja Gaiden watermelon%

Ninja Gaiden PogChamp

>>385348376
Kano was in Mortal Kombat 1

>Ninja Gaiden with fucking watermelons

We've gone too far as a species.

>>385350661
Because he stood on the rat then it moved from under him. Battletoads is not a well made game.

>>385350568
>>385350781
oh yea

NINJA MELONS

MELON GAIDEN

Who is this girl playing?

>>385349202
who cares, all bosses is the only category worth caring about.

>first Ninja gaiden game released in 1988
>still zero Ninja mainline games

Is he playing Tekken on the easiest difficulty? Every character is like 4 hits = dead.

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watermelon fags please GTFO to your own thread. the novelty of the stream stops being interesting after like 20 seconds

>>385351132
Difficulty doesn't affect damage.

>>385351160
Yeah but the other 2 streams are boring as fuck too.

>>385351160
Worst girl is right, everyone, go back to watching Mario!

The creator or Regular Show has a new series coming to TBS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S33uf3E4UT4

Is Tekken 5 the one you got on PSP?

>>385351160
Tekken is not a speedgame and Galaxy is a shit speedgame, you fuck off Fatlus.

>>385351160
The only thing the melon runs are missing is commentary, the runners seem pretty able to play the games

>>385351206
So Tekken is a fragile fighter game AND he's playing on the easiest difficulty?

>>385351160

t. cantaloupe

>>385351160
>my opinion reigns supreme
had to be a makotofag

>>385351160
let's not start shit

>>385351302
fuck off

>>385351160
Fuck off and take your shitty waifu with you.

Just noticed he's playing pacifist, holy shit

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>>385351124

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>>385351283
>my waifu
>worst girl

Im not even him nor do I agree with him

>>385351417
Well yeah, it's a speed run. Hardest difficulty isn't ever fun.

>>385351302
FUCK TRUMP

Slightly off topic, but if I ever would be bored enough to try run something. Do I have to have counter running or will just some people take a look at a footage and say that's legit? Also how would you know if I just edited the footage?

IT'S FUCKING OVER

>>385351417
Probably easier with the melons, all things considered

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>maral on mic

>those knockbacks

>>385351302
Looks fucking awful

>>385351302
>Regular show is funny, because it's a kids show, so they couldn't directly make gay jokes, drug references and swears
>now they can
>it's not funny

Tekken is done, Dark Souls up next on main stream.

who here ready for /speedsouls/
gonna be a comfy 3 hours

>>385351307
Tekken 5 and both 6 are on PSP.

>>385351559
They would inspect it if you claimed to get a WR but nobody will give a shit about a spliced 20th place run.

Are they gonna do the Dark Souls run with the watermelons?

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at long last
time for dark souls

>>385351694
>3 hours
>speedy

>>385351559

You need a timer. Check the game you want to run and when to start/stop the timer.
People will know if you cheated.

>>385351559
>Also how would you know if I just edited the footage?
Speedrunners are autistic as hell. They would know.

See: Chibi 'I like that jump!'

RATE?

I personally rate it Good Stuff/10

>mods post a fap innuendo joke gif from the stream as a joke in the stream

Why is ESA so based?

>>385351559
usually streaming and reacting/talking to the chat is enough proof, as most people stream. If not streaming, then full video from start to finish is good proof too. There have been cases of nigs splicing together segments of video to make the perfect run that went undetected for years at a time (check out the sm64 case of this)

Reminder that Maral ditched on the SM64 run to get plowed by 6 dudes

>Maral is back
YEEEEEEEEES
did she fuck the dude btw ?

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That was a nice Tekken 5 run. Tekken 3 was slightly more entertaining though last year.

AWW SHIT; MARAL IS BACK

>all that sexual tension between her and Eidgod
You can't tell me they didn't fuck after their shift last night was over, they keep looking into each other's eyes and giggling, they are super into each other

Are they playing the audio from the other stream and music in the background?

Another dark souls run to botch!

>>385351801
mexican ran watermelons with great skill/10

>>385351694
agdq 2013 has the only dark souls run i ever enjoyed and that's because i hadn't played the game yet. souls runs are boring if you know the games

>>385351874
t. Eidgod

>ESA Dark Souls
lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlEFrs-m2PE

Audio issues again

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>Meme Souls
>girl that was getting plowed during the race back on mic
Stick to watermelons people

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Haha stinky feet

>>385351928
>Maral quite literally started flirting and creeping up on him after My Summer Car last night
Nah, if anything he's on the receiving end

>>385351160
>being this thirsty
GDQfag, go away

>>385351559
You need to be very subtle to cheat in a run, though it's possible. However, as other anons said, somebody can always smell that something's off, even if you do something barely noticeable like edit a PC game's code to give you slightly more favorable RNG. If you do something like Chibi did and cheat in a key trick while playing like shit before and after, you'll more than likely be discovered.

>>385351746
its gonna be 1 hour for ds1 any% and 2 hours for ds2 all bosses
thats still pretty fast considering that ds 2 has a shitload of bosses including the 3 dlc's

>>385351905
I've seen so many Dark Souls runs that when I actually played the game I didn't want to because nothing felt new and surprising

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>>385351979
not the feet I want to see

fucking europeans always taking their shoe offs indoors, absolutely disgusting

>>385351982
Maral has a bf is that streamer dude Ellajaz

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>want to watch DS2 run
>it ends at 3 am

>>385352041
>hating on a boring stream makes me thirsty

isn't it past your bedtime

>>385351982
She got super jealous when he was talking to that dude running Finnish meme games yesterday, if they aren't already fucking she definitely wants to.

>>385351905
DaS is one of the runs that is only interesting to watch once.

>>385351982
she's fucking a lot of people

I still can't believe that manlet tiny head yuro is hitting Maral desu

>>385351937
The run before that in ESA 2013 was even worse when Kotti & friends ran it.

>You shouldn't be able to hear stream 2

>tfw no watermelon gf

>tfw the interaction with stream/chat/moderators is just so much better than in GDQ

>>385351804
Aw, missed it

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>All this high school tier gossiping

>not all bosses%
skip
watermelon is in some real shit though

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>Shirtless
>On Twitch
What

>>385352117
>implying relationships matter at marathons

PSA
Anime Twitch starts in 45 minutes.

>Maral shirtless
what what what

Incoming twitch ban.

>>385352268
>Anime
no

>>385352129
>Can't stay up until 3AM
You can do it, anime. Who needs more than 90 minutes of sleep?

>>385352109
Filthy gaijin pls leave.

>>385351982
You could throw a ball in the crowd and whoever it hits probably fucked her

>>385352268
anime twitch?

>>385351979
I wish I could see his soles

>>385352268
What's that?

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How can GDQ even compete?

>>385352268
whats that
何

>the moment Halal gets on stream the thread goes down the shitter
Fucking Maralfags, you're just cucking yourselves.

>>385352384
shes gonna look horrible in 15 years

>>385352384
With monogamy.

so this event is proof that money has ruined GDQ right?

>>385352268
>streaming anime

>>385352384
so cute

>>385352109
>he stomps around his house, on his carpets and floorboards, in dirty shoes he walks outside with
>he puts his dirty fucking shoes on the couch
I never understood you fucking Americans

>Keyboard only

Damn bitch

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>I couldnt afford a controller

>>385352268
https://www.twitch
tv/events/70394

>>385352384
I like her eyebrows

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>>385352303
Thanks for encouragement, senpai

>>385352384

The watermelons are much cuter.

>>385352268
>>385352334
>>385352361
>>385352405
twitch tv/events/70394

>>385352483
you know it
all about those quotas

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>>385352268
??

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>>385352479
>With monogamy

>>385352268
explain

Implying anyone can compare to Ela's huge cock

>6 hours of mario galaxy

what the fuck

>>385352461
yeah that's what i asked

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so is maral still with elajjaz?

i haven't seen him at this marathon, which seems odd. maybe he didn't show up because seeing his ex was too painful

>>385352234
"When I had first encountered the European, I was shocked yet comforted in some way by his child-like demeanor. I had known at that instant, this creature cannot sustain."

-Sir Fower Chahn

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>one of the fastest growing speedrun communities
>appeared in zero marathons
???

>>385352483
the twitch sponsorship probably killed it the fastest. It gets onto the front page of twitch and bam, it needs to be family friendly and it goes downhill from there

>>385352559
is that before or after she got creampied by 20 guys

So it's not any% then

>>385352619
go back to ur gulag with ur weeaboo garbage u nigger

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>>385352268
>only Reddit animes
No thanks

jesus christ you people are thirsty

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>>385352542
Alright lineup but I've already seen what I want to see

>>385352626
there's plenty of shit on the front page of twitch that isn't family friendly though

>>385352619
They still can't figure out if collectibles that give you a unique weapon should count towards 100%.

God damn it fuck

I was interested in this run and it's going to be a boring fucking asshole again

BRING BACK HYPE COMMENTATORS

Based Melon Gaiden runner.

>>385352510
there's a good reason why all Americans say that europeans smell like feet. You may not realize it but you'll living in a funky foot house

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>>385352268
>that anime list

>>385352559

Somewhere out there Stiv is wrecking another relationship and I'm laughing it up

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>>385352542
Dragon Maid at 9

holy shit, they're actually going to show something that risqué?

>>385352708
Doesnt the game have a 100% counter that doesnt count those collectibles?

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>>385352268
>all this shit
No thanks and the only one I could consider is Luluco, but I have already seen it and and I don't really fancy watching it again with a twitch chat.

So wait

This isn't the fastest way, and he's not doing it this slower way the fastest way

So what's the fucking point?

>>385352581
He's there, Maral did some streaming from the hotel room with him.

>>385352860
Yes, precisely.

>>385352705
but GDQ got the whole twitch sponsorship and became 'affiliated' with it, or whatever

>>385352885
Getting the Halberd is pure RNG. Run is pretty much fucked if it doesnt drop.

>>385352827
He's got a deal with the devil, he'll be the WR holder for Banjo his whole life but the only way he can get poon is by being a homewrecker

>>385352943
What a daft run then

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why is the estimate so high

Stream is 2 is comfy as fuck

>>385353026
But not as delicious as stream 3.

>>385353021
Because DaS runs can turn into disasters fairly quickly if you die and lose lots of souls.

>>385353102
Watermelons taste bad

>>385352458
So will every other woman by her 40s.

>>385353021
Yeah, I thought this was 40min

>>385353102

do you think when they're done they will stick their dicks in those watermelons haha

>>385353153
Only if you get shitty watermelons

I can't believe this guy is actually consistently getting through ninja gaiden with bloody watermelons

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>>385352876
>Kemono Friends at 2 am
Oh come on.

>>385352581
He's there, but isn't running anything. He still streams from his hotel room with Maral almost every day.

>>385353274
This is a pacifist challenge run.

>>385352268
>Mob Psycho
At least they got one good show

>>385353198
like I understand the estimate if the runner's PB is just a bit below that
but most dark souls speedruns estimate at around 40-45 min so I really don't know why this one isn't, especially since it's any%

>final boss on watermelons

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>>385353425

>>385353021
Dumb kumikoposter

>>385353450
He's skipping BKH

>>385353425
Most of the things on their schedule are good though. And the rest are ebin maymays for the chat to make fun off

>this dumb glitch is allowed
>kiln skip isn't
nice any% jesus these guys are retarded

>he fucking did it

>>385353495
Pleb detected

Is Dark Souls the Dark Souls of Demon's Souls?

BASED MELONS

>>385353529
Should have put in Super for maximum funposting.

This guy just beat Ninja Gaiden on watermelon bongos. Dafuq.

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Ninja Gaiden (NES)

melon% Pacifist

W O R L D R E C O R D

LIVE AT ESA

TMR back on the watermelons for CONTRA

>>385353627
Uh, yeah.

They use the warpick now? I love watching Souls speedruns. There's always some new strat.

>>385353607
So what does true any% looks like?

Its just all of the popular shows of the past season. What is even the point of doing this on twitch? Seriously what is the benefit? Is it just crunchyroll using it as a big ad and offloading all the work onto twitch's servers?

Also, that ninja gaiden run godamn

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Who are more autistic, Dark Souls speedrunners or Dark Souls PvPers?

WR on Ninja Gaiden in melon category.

>>385353824
Yes

>>385353607
That's because kiln skip is fucking boring

>>385353824
Dark Souls fans

>>385353764
No, this is just because BKH is not a guaranteed drop.

>>385353824
Dark Souls 2 apologists, which you'll meet in one hour.

>>385353746
>TMR
isn't that the guy everyone circlejerks and worship like some kind of gaming god, but every time he's on a race or something similar he always loses?

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>>385353717
The absolute madman.

>>385353450
>40-45 minutes
you may be thinking of kiln skip. the any% wr is 41 minutes so itd be pretty optimistic to have a 40 minute estimate.

>>385353607
It sort of makes sense, since kiln skip relies on alt-f4:ing the game but sen's gate skip works completely ingame. Also this >>385353861

>>385353824
dark souls speedrunners cant be that autistic because maral's bf is a longtime souls runner :^)

>just reloads when he fucks a jump

The so-called mustard race

>>385353886
Dark Souls 2 is better than 3 though.

>>385353887
I think people just like him.
he's pushing it with watermelon contra though, ninja gaiden was far more believable and still difficult.

>>385353824
Fucking this >>385353865

>>385353808
Basically, yeah. They put a couple lesser known shows with upcoming second seasons and movies in there to try and raise awareness for them but generally they are just trying to go viral through twitch memes and broaden their demographic

>>385353921
His and every other Souls runner.

>>385353886
There's literally nothing wrong with DaS2, git the fuck gud

>>385353949
this

>>385353894
>kiln skip
forgot about that entirely, my bad

>>385353925
That's on consoles too.

>>385353949
>>385354013
>>385354020
This will be the entire thread by the next run. Dark Souls 2 apologists are the personification of the Fromdrone strawman.

Why is Battletoads such an ugly game?

It's colorful and has imaginative design, but is still somehow really gross to look at.

CHOOOOOOOOKE

He's choking it

>that Plesioth tier hitbox

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That's what you get for bullying the giant

>>385354165
>MUH LAVA CASTLE ON TOP OF WINDMILL
literally the only thing people bitch about DaS2.
and it's a fucking autistic rant.

>>385354165
>apologist
i don't think you know what that word means

>>385354165
luckily the ds2 run showcases how awful the boss design in that game is
literally circle around the boss and spam r1 with the rapier to win

>Killing the giant blacksmith

That motherfucker

could somebody give me a (you) when the Dark Souls 2 run starts?

>>385353824
PVP is garbage so..

>>385354326
still better than DaS1 bosses

>>385354264
The whole game is a fucking mess starting from the gameplay

>another bad dark souls marathon run
is this game cursed?

>>385354326
you could do the same in DaS 1 though?
rapiers were broken as shit through the whole trilogy.

that was a pretty decent drake & josh tbf

>>385354425
This isnt close to how bad the DaS3 run was though. At least not yet.

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People still watching first stream, really?

>constantly butting in with donations

i thought eigod and maral were cool but they're getting on my nerves now

>>385352708
Wait what, which unique weapons? isn't the hammer the only weapon?

>>385354573
Days old donations at that, how fucking desperate

>>385354560
Yeah, the runner is relevant to the category for a change.

>>385354560
Sure am

>>385354560
Yeah.

>>385354579
Rainbow shot type, not Erina's weapons.

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why doesn't anyone talk about Demon's Souls anymore?

It's my favorite of the series

>>385354579
When did you play the game? The devs release more stuff.