European Speedrunner Assembly
NOW: Tekken 5
NEXT: Dark Souls
LATER: Dark Souls 2
STREAM 2: Super Mario 64 70 Star Relay
https://horaro.org/esa/2017-one
Schedule : http://www.esamarathon.com/schedule
Stream 1 : https://www.twitch
.tv/esamarathon (embed)
Stream 2 : https://www.twitch
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why are yuros so bad at speedrunning?
Sub 2?
>>385339980
der_ewige_jude was already taken
reminder that maral skipped this cause she was too busy getting dicked by multiple men
Is stream 2 being played on stream 1 right now?
>>385340048
nope
>>385340025
t. furry
This thread was posted first so its the chosen one
>>385340048
The furry killed that dream.
SUB 2 IS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN
>multiple runners chocking on the cock tower
>>385340071
you say like like I'm supposed to be surprised
WR PACE
>i didn't practice
fuck this guy, shouldn't let him run
>>385340096
tekken in setup mode maybe?
>>385339805
esa>sgdq>agdq>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>nasa
wheres our buy bubbles del fuegohe'd show these fuckers how to really choke
>guy shouting from the back
I blame Henry for TTC.
>tfw the dream is dead
THIS IS HIDEOUS
still not as bad as shasta
HOLD UP LEFT
UP LEFT
>>385340167
he is the tech guy of the event lol
>>385340175
Oi, is Nasa really that bad?
FUCK THIS REEEEE
>>385340175
Dumb animeposter
PUT THIS MAN IN THE FUCKING TRASH
OVER ESTIMATE
V
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R
E
S
T
I
M
A
T
E
what the fuck am I watching
>>385340167
They dragged him in there because they were short in people.
Swedish Mike Uyama sucks dick at Mario
>gonna go over estimate
>will still be a world record
Jesus fucking christ finally
this fucking dog shit cunt, the furry, and the black haired faglord have fucking ruined it all
they shot be fucking shot for this fucking pitiful play
>>385340328
FUN
>can't wallkick
just like cosmo
>first the fat fuck furry losing the hat
>now this
HE GOT IT
AUTISTIC SWEDE FINISHES THE RUN
Took him long enough
HE'S BACK TO YUMP AGAIN
>>385340418
they SHOULD* be fucking shot
I'm so mad that I can't even type a fucking sentence properly holy shit
A U T I S M
YUMP GUY IS LAST
>>385340294
its all the most autistic runners from gdq
OH SHIT IT"S THIS GUY
CAN THEY DO IT
PAPER AUTIST DOING FINAL STAR
YUMP MAN ON TICK TOCK
YES
It's yump guy.
HOLY FUCK THIS GUY IS THE FINALE
oh shit its this guy, what a finale mark
Our guy gets last star! Yump hype
The yumper.
Lets see if he can redeem himself
THIS FUCKING GUY
HES GONNA CRY
BRING IT ON YUMP
>Last guy is PM autist
This is too perfect
oh god the paper mario autist
REDEEMED
FUCKING CLUTCH HE DID IT
THE CLUTCH
YUMP GUY SAVING THIS RUN
Nice kick
WHAT A SAVE
FUUUUUUUUUCK THAT WAS A NICE YUMP
>>385340569
>patty on top of the salad
Holy shit nips are retarded.
CLUTCH AS FUCK
BING YUMP BING BINGWAHOO
SUB 2 CONFIRMED
I LIKE THAT YUMP
based fucking autist
>/ourautist/ getting the last star
couldn't have asked for a better ending
>took tons of damage because of the hat
FUCKING FURRIES
>>385340691
DON'T COUNT OUT THROWING BOWSER INTO THE MINES THAT SHIT IS HARD
>Shout out to Shasta
LOL
Shoutots to the fat american furry who lost the hat
It's sub 2 anywaaaaay!!
OH MY FUCK ALMOST CHOKE OF THE YEAR
>easy
I waited for this?!
OH GOD HE'S NOT GONN AMKE IT
>2 hours of a fighting game on the lowest difficulty
is this guy a rando? sub 2 is fugged
CHOKE OF THE MARATHON
>Furry American comes back to haunt the run
He can't keep getting away with it!
ALL YOU HAD TO DO IS SO LONG GAY BOWSER CJ
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
So did the timer reset or are they seriously going to do it?
1 HP
>All that extra damage because of the hat
GODDAMMIT YOU FURRY FUCK
IC AN'T WATCH
LOL just pick paul retard and do demoman adn deathfist
>2 hours """"""speedrunning"""""" a fighting game
Fuck the main stream.
RIP sub 2
SHASTA YOU FUCKING BASTARD
NOOOOO
THIS IS CHOKE CITY
NOT
LIKE
THIS
ITS OGRE
SUB 2 HOURS DREAM IS OGRE
He choked it again
SHASTA'S FAULT
FUCK
THAT
SHITTER
THIS FUCKING RUN IS STRESSING ME OUT
MY FUCKING SIDES. SHASTA PLANNED THIS
the dream is dead
what a retard holy fuck
>Because of the hat
FUCKING SHASTA
>>385341050
wtf they should've started the relay now
i wanted to see castlevania
THE FUCKING HAT
We can't lose because of the burger, you got this
IT'S BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING HAT
SHASTA YOU MOTHERFUCKER
FUCKING FURRY COCKSUCKING ANIMAL IT'S NOT SUB 2 BECAUSE OF THAT FAGGOT PIECE OF SHOT RETARD OTTERFUCKER
AMERICAN RUINS THE ENTIRE RUN
Oh fug
FURRY RUINED THE ENTIRE EVENT
GAS THE FURRIES
>Overestimate
Official ESA seal of quality
Sub 2 died because of a fucking furry.
>>385341050
>fighting game "speedrun" on main stream
>let's play on the other one
ESA is a mess.
What the fuck are these throws?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Let's face it, it's everyone's collective fault that sub 2 was ruined
god damn furries ruining events
>AMERICAN
>FURRY
>RUINED THE RUN
FUCKING CLAPISTANIS
CHOOOOOOOOOKE
MERCY KILL
hoply shit how many mines is he goign to miss
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
O V E R E S T I M A T E
SO LONG GAY BOWSER
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
FUCKING FURRIES
Reminder this guy is a Mario 64 runner
>overestimate
Where were you when america ruined ESA?
how can somebody be this bad at throwing bowser
rip
Bowser death on exactly 2:00:00
>2:00:02
mercy kill
O V E R E S T I M A T E
Not Invited Back
E V E R Y O N E
I S
B A N N E D
>Final bomb at precisely 2:00:00
FUCKING AMERICANS
That was fucking hype
That was a RIDE.
>20 seconds over
Fucking furries.
>>385341193
t. shasta
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SHASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE
FUCKING
HAT
Burgers banned from ESA when?
lol that jump miss on the Star
>Last bomb on 2:00:00
FUCK YOU FURRY FUCK
Go home you worthless burgers, you fucking ruined everything AGAIN.
americuck gay furry ruined it
9/10
Would be a 10 with Maral.
Final bomb at exactly 2 hours honestly makes up for going 16 secs over
BEHEADING OF THE FURRY WHO LOST THE HAT WHEN???????
One fucking job Europe, speedrun SM64 and you fuck it up.
BAN AMERICA
Reminder that furries ruin literally everything.
>this faggot ruined the run
FUCK BURGERS
Jesus that was hype to watch
protomagicalgirl made it to esa!
>american furry cost them the run because he lost the hat
JUST
>>385341439
IT WAS THE AMERICAN FURRY WHO FUCKED THIS UP YOU CUNT
>>385341392
I want to impregnate Murakumo
That was the hypest run in years. Too bad the furry fucked it up for everyone.
Well, the American fucked it up, but overall that was great
>>385341475
pls stop making fun of bighair
>>385341448
>Dislikes: Slowness
>>385341480
or because he spent 20 fucking minutes on his star
>>385341175
You think that was a let's play, wait until you see Galaxy.
10/10
>>385341406
It's our one true pleasure, and don't you forget it.
>people pretending to be seriously upset about how that went
It was fucking awesome, I've never had that much fun watching a stream event
>>385341475
B-But trannies are banned at ESA
>chokes for years
>loses the fucking hat
>6 hours of super mario galaxy
This is a lot more comfy than gdq
After that, Galaxy will be a nice relaxing break.
>>385341448
>>385341549
really makes me think
>>385341475
he could pass waaay fucking better than "her"
ANNOUNCEMENT
orcastraw, the tranny who ran BOTW at SGDQ got just WR in it
I REPEAT:
orcastraw, the tranny who ran BOTW at SGDQ got just WR in it
Was a great run
oh this tekken runner was actually really cool last year
but two hours seems too long
>>385341475
I see Clint made it.
I dont want to watch anymore now
furry faggot american ruined this for me
That was a great time
Will GDQ copy it next year?
>>385341448
>Dislikes: Slowness, waiting
>>385341646
/v/ BTFO as usual
Proof that americans ruin everything
So uhm....do we watch 6h of mario galaxy or stream 1?
Americans can't do anything right, they even fuck Europe's shit. Fucking mystery meat hamplanets
All in all this was by far the most fun thing yet.
>>385341574
of course we're seriously upset that an amerilard furfaggot in all likelihood ruined the chance of a sub 2-hour run
>>385341574
Subscribe to Game Grumps and Darksydephil for more awesome random nobodies screaming at the camera and being bad at videogames!
Back to the main stream I guess
>a fucking 2 hour Tekken 5 run
What in the shit?
>Tekken speedrun
>2 HOURS OF TEKKEN SPEEDRUN
WHAT THE FUCK
>>385341581
"Somebody fly me to ESA, I want to change the rules for my tranny agenda"
>>385341646
Is orcastraw officially a superior tranny to cosmo now?
He's prettier too.
>>385341448
I'd tap him
>>385341713
All I know is that I'm not watching two hours of Tekken.
>>385341646
Competent runners still aren't touching BOTW, nothing to see here.
>yfw yurop can't beat sm64 in 2 hours
>>385341448
>]
Why does he have the TWEWY thing on him? It's not very fitting.
>>385341646
So it's true, transitioning does give speedrunning super powers
>>385341448
That's a fucking sparkledog too
Even furries hate him
>everyone completely blaming the furry when other people fucked up and game overed
SHIFTING THE BLAME MUCH?
>>385341646
meh, call me when they stop cheating with Amiibos
>>385341549
thanks, now I'm dying.
>>385341646
>>385341792
orcastraw's the "tranny" who puts no effort into appearing like a woman
>>385341792
>He's prettier too.
yup and he doesn't flip his shit if you don't use the "proper" pronouns, Good shit in my book.
>Star Fox Assault with amerifurry
Fuck.
>>385341897
other people may have made mistakes but at least those mistakes didn't directly bear down on everyone else, like with the furfaggot
>>385341874
It's a tame sparkledog though. There's worse sparkledogs using /v/ right now like the otter-dragon guy who is spamming e621 with commissions.
>>385341615
fun and comfy do not make money
>>385341713
2 hours of mario galaxy
>In about 12 hours
>another run by Shasta
too soon
>>385341794
based on his fursona?
>>385341897
I can't handle all the fursecution in this thread.
>>385341897
The other peoples' fuckups don't affect other runners, losing the hat does.
>>385341897
It's just a meme, it's performative rage with a convenient target. The amount of choking on that final Bowser fight was totally unnecessary
>>385341827
I want you to find a single part of that image that is reasonable in the first place.
>>385341897
Final player could have taken one more hit with the hat and would have got sub 2.
Even with all the notable fuck ups the loss of the hat was the most damaging one.
>>385341821
all it took was one american to join
>>385341897
well they didn't lost the hat
with the hat the shitter would have beat bowser on the first try
>>385341792
Narcissa's WR has not been surpassed after three whole years.
>>385341646
>Not 100% no amiibo master mode
>yfw yurop can't balance out the enormous fuck up of a single furfag amerilard
>>385341954
Still shit though.
>Good porn pic
>Ruined by OC
Every time
>>385341897
Yeah but they didn't fucking lose the hat, the final boss wouldn't have had to restart if he had the fucking hat.
>>385341927
>"tranny" who puts no effort into appearing like a woman
You'll have to be more specific.
>>385341646
>mfw cosmo will never, EVER hold world record in BotW
>>385341646
ain't that hard when you're like the only one running that specific route.
>>385341874
>That's a fucking sparkledog too
I have no idea wtf that means, do ya mind enlightening me?
>>385341874
What's a sparkledog?
>everyone blaming the loss on the furry
>if the actual runner of the game hadn't fucked up so much on the final bowser level, we'd also have gotten sub 2 hours
I hope Americans attempt this as well next GDQ.And all the Europeans who participate should go slow on purpose.
>>385341897
He lost the fucking hat like a retard.
Even the girl who spent 5 minutes on the bunny didn't fuck everyone else over like that.
>>385341980
>SGDQ t-shirt
It all makes sense now
>we're not even watching the hilarious over the top cutscenes
whats the fucking point
>>385341874
>>385341954
What are you sick fucks even talking about.
>>385341646
he is cheated
>>385341897
t. american furry
>>385341980
>385341980
>>385341980
,,,,,,,,,,,,does this nasty slow fat furry fuck really have cute lil GF?
>>385342131
you win
get ready for the next battle
>>385342065
>>385342091
Basically the furry equivalent of ORIGINAL CONTENT DONUT STEEL
Where they're all primary colours with horrible overdesign.
in the BoTW speedrun, do people just run immediately to Ganon or?
Never played the game btw, I remember nintendo saying you could do that though so I assume that is what they're doing.
>>385342054
crossdresser with no cosmetics
>>385341646
who the fuck runs botw lmao
>>385342032
The gap between his upper lips and gums has not been surpassed for 20 years.
REEEEE SPARKLEDOGS ARE NOT REPRESENTATIVE OF THE FURRY FANDOM
Have they played as best girl in tekken yet?
>>385342065
>>385342091
a fursona that has non-natural colours and/or shit like wings when the species shouldn't even have them
>>385342202
Nah, he's gay
>>385342238
they fly to ganon on a tree or rock
>>385342112
How many damage boosts depended on it?
>>385342202
No man with an otter fursona is straight.
>>385342278
>no penis (feminine)
hmm
>>385342237
>Where they're all primary colours with horrible overdesign.
So every fursona. You freaks came up with a term for gatekeeping a "hobby" where everyone looks horrible. Priceless.
>>385342278
Yes, but it seems that you posted wrong image.
>>385342276
Sparkledogs are what people think of when people think of furfags really. They're the obnoxious as fuck ones.
>speed running Tekken 5 Story mode
Why?
>6 hour Galaxy run
>2 hours of it is watching the Star Get animation and entering levels
>>385342352
See >>385342364
You only think that because they're the ones constantly commissioning shit.
>>385342278
no, anna is first female
can somebody post some big tit cartoon lewds to make up for that furry
>two hours of just playing Tekken against the AI
>>385342364
>They're the obnoxious as fuck ones
So all of them.
>>385342368
Because it's fun? This guy's last year's Tekken 3 run was amazing.
>>385342445
>>385342395
>2 hours of tekken on the other stream
Time to play vidya I guess
He could do a great Kratos cosplay
>>385342445
.....this
>>385342395
But muh graphix
muh plot
muh Original Peach Do Not Steal
Europeans just love Tekken, leave us alone
>>385342368
better than running Summer car
>>385342498
Is this autism?
>>385342352
>You freaks came up with a term for gatekeeping a "hobby" where everyone looks horrible.
he said, on anime website 4chan's board for video games, on a thread about the hobby of playing the same game for thousands of hours to finish it several seconds faster
during a run which is more than 33% "you win. prepare for the next battle."
>>385342445
anime tiddies are only a temporary solution
I thought the 2 Tekken runs last year were pretty nice. Runner and couch explained what he was doing and were amusing.
>>385342498
Why didn't he even try? I mean pussy was on the line.....
>>385342278
Best taste detected.
The "other" big gfur in speedrunning tekkie is a sparkledog too
This runner seems fun 2bh
why is todd coward on the other stream
>>385342445
I'm not charming enough to get away with it.
>>385342465
All of those foods are very bad for dogs : |
>>385342426
it's hilarious when some overrated artist does a YCH and the "winner" who paid 2 grand is a sperg who put massive ass wings on his fursona
>>385342465
>two hours of just playing Zelda against the AI
>>385342642
Fucking hell
I'm a furry but I do NOT understand fursuit bullshit
>>385342445
You can have a robot but that's it.
super mario galaxy starting up
>estimate rivaling that of final fantasy runs
>>385342498
>I have no hands but I must clap
>>385342445
im gonna get banned, but its worth
I wish I had people to play old Tekken games with
Comfy confirmed.
sl00ts on cam, i think it can make it all 6 hours now
>>385342497
>>385342552
>two hours of beating AI
>fun
You are supposed to play with frien- oh wait.
>>385342642
Good God almighty, that looks fucking retarded.
>>385342642
eastern kemono suits are better
>>385342696
Yeah, but it does ruin good porn a lot of the time.
Which lolige should I learn to run?
>>385341646
>>385342575
>dogfuckers are the same as weebs
>>385342575
The equivalence here would be calling other runs memegames when you let's play shit like Infamous. Why do I have to spell out obvious shit to furries.
>playing as luigi
so this isn't 120 star, its 120 star NG+
>>385342445
Have some tiddies related to the thread. Best girl hype
>>385342770
>Not being entertained by the mad character specific strats this guy has developed and memorized for all the characters to sweep through all story characters.
Anon, please.
>>385342807
there's plenty of fish in the sea so it doesn't bother me
I follow a lot of jap kemono artists so I don't really care for the western stuff
>>385342835
Yeah, no, you pedoweebs are way worse.
mercy kill
>>385342883
Wisdom and good taste in one post.
>>385342710
>admitting to being a furry
get out
>>385342809
Cute animal anime girl!
>>385342835
At least dogfuckers don't think they are accepted
>6 hours of mario galaxy
or
>2 hours of fucking tekken
fuck this, time to play some vidya
>>385341646
>amiibo run
Nope, cheating doesn't count.
Why is Galaxy so much less interesting to watch than 64?
>>385342986
Furry is normalized now, trannies are the new furries
>>385342752
>tfw I play Tekken 3 and get drunk with m8s from time to time
It's fun 2bh
>>385342857
Good taste
I love her new outfit
>>385343065
2 hours of mario galaxy you dumbo
>>385343079
>normalized
>z
Fuck off shasta
>>385343065
>play vidya
what!? people who browse /v/ actually play?
>>385343079
>Furry is normalized now,
How the fuck so? Trans cancer is waaaay more normalized my dude.
>>385343075
Lots of cutscenes that break up the gameplay
>>385342710
jerking off to the porn is fine
participating in the community, identifying as a furry, or fur suiting are not.
>>385343126
It's great but still a a bit sad they didn't use her outfit in Tekken 5 anymore.
>>385343064
>>385342967
>>385343046
I didn't know furries could be funny.
>>385343075
Shit two dimensional levels, no acrobatics, poor physics.
>>385343079
You ruined the mario Relay you fat furry fuck....
The bald guy in the back, what is he smiling about?
>>385343064
cool guy in glasses
>>385343217
Sunshine has those too and it's still really entertaining.
>>385343067
Stay jealous.
>>385343309
thinken of kill
2nd stream has the comfiest friends around
>>385343309
Your pain and suffering.
>>385343337
>still the same clowns from the start
That's a dead speedgame right there.
>>385343456
Narci's in with a chance!
>>385343429
It's also 6 hours of Mario
>>385343304
He just showed that yuro """speedrunners""" can't even play fucking SM64 without armor cheats.
>yfw the entirety of Europe got destroyed by one furry live
>6 hours of awkward silence
yeah I think it's time to play some vidya
>>385342986
I just like the porn
>>385343526
Tune in for Tekken 5. Good commentary, solid strats and fast above all.
>>385342883
>being entertainment by watching others just do story mode against AI
>no donations all this time
Well this galaxy run would be nice to have running in the background, seems chill but its way too long for full attention
>>385343519
2 hours
>tfw i'm a tranny furry
I am everything you hate, /v/.
>>385343337
Why are all these Americlaps running the Euro version?
>I forgot the route
this is entertaining at least
>>385343525
He gave us Proud Americans a bad name. I would honestly beat his furry ass for being such a disgrace.
>>385343509
Honestly? If Cosmo got his shit together, dropped the soy suicide diet and the fucking hormones and tried a little, he could. Not even joking. The competition is laughable.
>Sudoku to win
>>385343573
This.
Last year I was like this is fucking stupid but they ended up pretty fun. I feel even the most questionable of run can be fun with the right commentary.
>>385343678
you suck at Mario.
>>385343678
The important question is how feminine the penis is.
>>385343678
No worries, that's double the suicide rates.
>>385343703
It's faster.
>estimate 10 mins faster than his PB
>>385343678
you will never be the thing /v/ hates the mostthemselves
>>385344004
Smooth.
>hari kari doesn't do a chunk of your own health anymore
Tekken 5 confirmed for casual
post soezee
I don't know which of these two runs is more boring
>>385344004
Good enough for me.
Dark souls will be any% and not based Kahmul's All bosses, sad
>>385344062
It's harikiri you filthy gaijin, not harry carry
>>385344106
NO! T H I C C FRENCH BABE PLS!
>>385344172
At least DS2 will be all bosses
>>385344172
Moveswapping is so boring.
>>385343879
2deepm8
d.d
e...e
e......e
p........p
m..........m
8..............8
>>385344106
>>385344062
it's pronounced hurry curry
>>385344197
Back to 2ch, chink
>>385344257
Gross.
>>385344306
I'd sniff that couch T B H
>>385344306
What headset is this
>>385344316
>>385344306
When was this? Today?
>>385344393
I think they said something Audio Technica a few days ago.
>>385344447
yeah like 12h ago
Which one of you is the bald guy on stream 1?
dank bonesaw donation
stream 1 or 2 right now ?
Stream 2 looks long but comfy
>two hour fighting game speedrun
>7 hour mario speedrun
>>385344520
Did she said when she'll be back?
>>385344608
Stream 1 because based Tekken.
>>385344660
I dont know sorry.
BAN THIS SEXIST FILTH
>>385344608
Tekken sucks but it ends much sooner than the other one, so stream 1
>>385344062
it does but other fighter dies so damage wont be added
>>385344660
after she recovers from taking my massive dong
Did Marduk just knock Anna out and make her his woman?
>>385344587
Are you shitting me? what did it say?
>>385344834
Oooooooh yeah, she just got BLACKED my dude.
>>385344004
Go on.
Hiiiiii
>suicide jokes
TRIGGERED
rucky chroe dayo!~
>>385344953
Hello! I hope you're having a good day.
SMASH BTFO
how will meleefags ever recover?
SMASH KIDS
B
T
F
O
>>385344172
Yeah, shit sucks. They could have had the best DaS runner doing the best DaS run, but NOPE.
Oh well, Capitaine is a cool runner too and we'll have Kahmul on the couch.
Who invited all these murricans?
>tfw I knew he was british before looking at the flag
seriously, you guys have to do something about your teeth
>>385344996
Yes, m'lord.
Five hours of this voice!~
S M A S H T A R D S
B
T
F
O
>>385345038
kek, fucking h8 ameritards
>>385344934
>Marduk
>Black
>>385344608
stream 2 until dark souls starts
>>385345057
disappointed he wasn't in the relay desu
>just press left and up
>yes
>LEFT AND UP
>yes
>>385344934
>Favorite Tekken character is Naruto
>Don't forget your car keys!
>smashhaters are autistic looking pale freaks
makes ya think
>Pac in stream 2
>>385345214
You'll get sick of him before long
>>385345202
post face
>>385345202
>tr4sh players are literal fursuit wearing freaks in tourneys
Someone repost stream 2 yesterday or so.
it's too bad galaxy requires the meme controller
>>385345350
This one?
>importing that shirt
why tho
can you emulate galaxy 1 & 2 on dolphin if you get those meme controllers? or even the steam controller?
>>385345438
It's the only reason I didn't finish the game.
>>385345214
he's not enough to redeem a 6 hour """"""speed""""""" run
>>385345569
Yes.
>>385345569
you can with the meme controller
steam controller will just as much of a pain in the ass as any other controller. you really need the motion control
>>385345497
If those were japanese fursuits I wouldn't have any problems with this.
>>385345569
yes if you've wiimote + nunchuck. no idea about steam controller
>>385345685
steam has gyro built in, isnt that the same thing?
>>385345497
No, stream 2's PC crashed from overclocking or so and they hosted a tr4sh tourney with a guy in a full fursuit in the meantime.
>>385345497
......it should be legal to kill furfags, those fucks aren't even human....
the fuck? is this like SGDQ or is it different
>>385345724
Steam Controller can do it, just takes some configuration.
>>385345773
sweet
>>385345710
>weeaboo furfags are a thing now
Fucking hell.
3rd stream
/esagame
best stream
>>385345724
yeah but you can't move the gyro independent of the controller like you can the nunchuck
it's doable, but it's not going to feel natural
>>385345810
>now
TEKKEN HYP
>>385345817
Where the hell did this steam come out from
how many different streams are there
>>385345772
Pretty much but it's way more lax and has a wider variety of games.
>>385345817
>controlling game with watermelon
>Literally whos running Dark Souls
>>385345569
Just use mouse and keyboard and bind shaking to a button
Most wii games are much better with m/kb like Okami or RE4
Don't fight me or my wife's son ever again
>>385345817
And an actual speedrun to boot.
>>385345772
imagine a gdq wherefunisn't bannedyet
>>385346002
haha yeah they should have got bubbles again
RESET
>>385346002
DaS1 has WR
BREAK OUT THE PISS BOTTLES
rekt twice on stage 5
>>385345817
>playing Battletoads on watermelons
Absolute madman
nig gettin' rekt by very easy mode stage 6 enemies,best speedrunner
Fucking Watermelon gaming
>speedrunning a fighting game
this nigga seriou-
>2 fucking hours
wait what
>>385340025
Isn't the current WR holder for SM64 all stars Spanish?
are you niggas watching tekken or galaxy?
>>385345817
This is a new plateau for humanity.
>>385346354
galaxy
>while you were fucking bitches, I was perfecting my watermelon game
>>385346354
We watchin battletoads watermelon%
>>385346354
watermelons
>>385346354
Melontoads
Next level speedrunning coming through
Man, T5 still looks amazing.
>>385346425
is the chat spamming trihard
>>385346337
Story mode one round.
>>385346470
Yeah, you wouldn't think it's a PS2 game
>>385346354
Masturbating
Also a huge urge to catch up with my anime backlog
Haven't seen shit since like 2010
Jesus. What the fuck is this shit.
>you lived long enough to see a Mexican using watermelons to speedrun Battletoads
It was worth all the years of suffering.
>>385346002
>WR holder
>Literally who
You what?
>>385346425
>>385346406
>>385346410
>>385346416
link? wtf is this?
>>385346504
It's dead, there are barely any viewers.
>>385346601
It's poor etiquette to say you're jerking it without posting what you're jerking it too
Why are Europeans so fucking fat?
>>385346354
Tekken.
>>385346679
twitch tv/esagame
I FUCKING LOVE ESA
DEYYYYYYYYYY
I don't know how to feel about watermelon speedrunning.
girl stripping on stream3
>>385346261
>here's your controller, bro
there's more than 1 stream? why
>Game has an ingame tracker of time
>doesn't use it
Which was the "Yes, m'lord" run?
>>385346990
the last resident evil i believe
>>385346960
So that something quick and interesting can run alongside the 6+ hour runs
>>385346990
REmake
>>385346937
>here's your controller, bro
how the fuck are those melons controlling the game IS THIS THE FUTURE OF GAMING
>6 hours of waggalan
The fucking wrists on that guy
>>385346746
Childhood photos of my gf
holy fucking shit that watermelon battletoads run
I can feel the spirit of old GDQ in it
Will watermelon gaming be the next huge craze to sweep South America?
>>385343829
>It's faster.
Due to language selection?
Melon guy is choking hard
>>385347112
Nice.
>Using watermelons to speedrun Battletoads
These people are pushing the artform beyond its limits.
>>385347169
Yeah, I don't know why he started eating his controllers.
>>385347112
I'll believe it once I see it
>he doesn't play games with watermelons
>>385347187
w-wat
>>385347361
He's lying. It's not a speedrun.
which stream is this watermelon shit?
OP you lazy fuck, make a new thread
>>385347432
/esagame
>>385347432
/esagame
Wang with BIG FISTING
DEEP AND HARD
get your wangs out, lads
holy fuck wang is overpowered
is that THEMEXICANRUNNER on the melons?
>gdq BTFO
>>385347542
Dude looks Polish, so probably.
pullin out wangs and fisting happening in stream 1
>Before we get too deep into the granddaughter.
Quality commentary.
>Dick jokes
Never not funny
>>385347542
Yes, it's him.
This guy is pretty funny
>understream with watermelons
It's just like 2014-16 never happened. Hold me, /srg/.
>>385347542
Who else would running Battletoads at ESA? Of course it's him.
>>385347639
Wang does NOT discriminate
>some time with the wang and anyone gets finished off
These guys
real thread over here
>>385347850
>>385347850
>>385347850
>>385347854
>>385347904
Godammit you faggots not again
>>385347904
still not low effort enough to not make an EPIC edition meme
>>385347754
But I do wanna get into her.
>>385347854
This one was first.