European Speedrunner Assembly
NOW: Castlevania block
NEXT: More Castlevania
LATER: MORE Castlevania
STREAM 2: Super Mario 64 70 Star Relay
https://horaro.org/esa/2017-one
Schedule : http://www.esamarathon.com/schedule
Stream 1 : https://www.twitch
.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2 : https://www.twitch
.tv/geekygoonsquad )
>the absolute state of stream 1 fags right now
COINS OF SHAME
>That boost
70 Choke Relay
Meme shirts confirmed.
>>385334308
how the tables have turned
>>385334308
Enjoy your 6 hour """speedrun""" after your little orgy 2fag
>>385334240
>LATER: MORE Castlevania
dark souls akshuly
>>385334341
how many A presses was that?
>>385334341
>He failed the dare and didn't get pussy
Fail.
>>385334421
0.35
>watch for rolling rocks
Oh fug
>>385334308
stream 2 has always been /our/ stream though
Still no info on the chick with the big anime tiddies earlier?
>>385334417
muh nuggies
Yeah just confirming you need to be in stream 2 right now.
When it's so unpredictable whether or not the next player will choke, every little successful trick feels far more satisfying and exciting. It's also on and off hilarious watching total hopeless people try and do a star
F F FUCK YOU GUYS IM HAVING FUN WATCHING CASTLEVANIA
A Mario let's play with 70 people is fun as well
Who else
>having fun
here?
>>385334417
>>385334341
this is why you're a virgin /v/, take notes
>>385334308
>Implying the Mexican dude wasn't surprisingly entertaining
>Not building up speed for 12 hours
>>385334536
we can all watch the vod later together when there's some shit game + commentary on !!!
>stream 2 3.2k viewers
>stream 1 8.5k viewers
MARIO FAGS BTFO
>tell people to go right so they don't step on the wires
>they go left anyway
>>385334549
Me
So this is what having friends is like huh?
>>385334341
Elliot Rodger?
>>385334557
Joke's on you, I don't wear a Twitch t-shirt.
>>385334549
I'm having a great time buddy!
>>385334417
cute, what's his name? I'll deflower him.
>only 2 lives left
This run is just like dark souls
>>385334557
Because I couldn't down 50 nuggies in 40min?
>>385334716
dark souls is essentially mariolike
>>385334608
It's what's known as a "pleb filter"
more like mexican cuck
Way too many A presses
B U I L D I N G S P E E D
>>385334549
I'm having mad fun my dude.
>more than 1 A press
I thought these guys were good
>>385334703
Mikel Nuggie
back up for MARAL?
what the FUCK!!!!!
>Maral didn't make it
>that Toad star
>slight choke on the fucking Toad
Jesus.
>Backup for Maral
>FUCKED UP THE TOAD STAR
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>no maral
back to stream 1 I guess
>QPUs aren't aligned
garbage player
so far more men than women have been given joke stars.
manlets
>Maral too busy getting plowed to show up for video games
Not surprising
maral was too busy getting gangbanged
>>385334401
>transitions done quick
WAIT WHAT
WHERE'S MARAL
>>385334867
You don't align QPUs you absolute poseur
Mario aligns HIMSELF with the QPU GRID
>>385334876
It's me sorry guys. My dick just won't go down. Been plowing her for 3 hours now
>>385334929
Orgy
Sorry, Maral will arrive shortly after the run suck on every runner's cock for a job well done
>>385334929
KEKED
>you need to touch it with Mario's nose
We nose gate boys
SHARKED
SHARKED
ULTRA CHOKE
CHOKE
MARAL PRACTICED FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!
kek that shark
HOLY FUCK MY SIDES. BASED SHARK!
SHARKED
AFTER ALL THAT
NOOOOOO
>That shark
SHARKED
the shark choke
>swims into the shark
FUCKING REKT
GET SHARKED
MARAL LEFT THIS FAGGOT TO GET BODIED ON STREAM INSTEAD OF HER
NOOOOOOOO
HOW CAN NONSHARKS EVEN COMPETE
anthony fatano here
de_choke
Who is Maral?
Post a picture.
S H A R K E D
>>385334876
>>385334897
>x1
>>385335112
Imagine jontron in a wig
Reminder Maral is getting FUCKED right now by at least five guys
>more coins of shame
LET'S
GET
IT
>>385334931
QPUs are a myth shut up
I have been watching on and off for the last week and I keep wondering why they arent getting more donations and viewers. The event is better than GDQ imo but nobody is watching.
Any ideas?
>>385335176
that looks like Sink
is it Sink?
>>385335176
And you're not one of em.
SoTN started on stream 1
>>385335207
Not Americlap or commercialised enough
>>385335207
Because bad marketing
>>385335112
shes
>>385335125
this chick
s-sorry for fucking up my turn guys
>>385335250
Shut up hag
>>385335250
Enjoy your backdash mashing
>>385335207
publicity
>game isn't even optimized for the console built for it
Nintenbros will defend this
When was the last time you were this happy about starting to play a game?
>>385335207
They aren't interrupting the runner every 5 seconds with donation readings
>>385335298
shark guy or the grill?
this should have been 120 to be desu
>>385335207
its newer and less popular, give it time
the regular strat would be faster at this point
>stream 1 game
Pic related
>>385335250
>not watching the best bing bing wahoo run in ages
>you can turn button with "C" button
who knew they had C buttons on controllers?
>>385335325
I don't even recall the last time I was this happy while watching GDQ
Reminder that this WILL be a WR run no matter how long it takes because it's a new category
>>385335298
APOLOGIZE
>>385335298
It's the try and participation that counts
Imagine how greasy and sweaty the controller is right now, I'd need alcoholic wipes to just be able to touch the damn thing.
>>385335325
When I started SOTN.
Is his flag meant to be the Northern Irish one? If it is, it's the really old one.
>>385335207
GDQ has a reputation as THE charity speedrunning event. It's likely that a large portion of GDQ viewers don't even know that other marathons like it exist.
>You SUCK
lel
he seen some shit in mario
>>385335431
>people who never played SM64 before this will literally hold a WR in it
Now THIS is speedrunning
>>385335207
germany already gave all their money away to gdq and everyo ther country is poor
>>385335298
were you the cute guy or the uggo girl
P A N I C
>>385335519
that'd be a ban at GDQ
>>385335207
no marketing.
there is a lot of people here that would not know about it if some anon didn't start a thread
They're really breaking his balls
>???
What does it mean?
>>385335431
Also is unlikely to be beat any time soon since it is something that will only be ran at marathons due to how you have to find 70 people.
I can't imagine GDQ trying something like this any more.
That guy was all business.
>>385335325
March 3rd 2017. Breath of the wild.
>>385335559
you can tell that guy practiced all night with 0 sleep
>>385335621
No one knows where he came from. Now that he has fulfilled his part he will disappear from the world until the next ESA.
>>385335621
i miss old camera with line perspective on side too
>mfw I'm up next
where do they sleep at this thing considering it's in a big gym?
>>385335207
The real reason is that the event is unwelcoming, transphobic and doesn't ban swears.
Normal people hate these kind of archaid non-diverse events.
>>385335783
In Maral's pussy.
>missed the first hour of this
I bet I missed like 50 memes
>>385335783
It's an indoor arena so people have to stay at friends or hotels
>>385335783
they all sleep on maral
>>385335783
Europe is pretty small they just take a train home and come back when they need to.
is it really his first playthrough /v/?
>>385335772
>mfw I reset the console
>>385335783
https://youtu.be/bGt5NqyleJA?t=160
2:40
>>385335808
Americans just give too much fucks about minorities in general.
>aid has saved lives in the third world
Th-thanks
based My Summer Car runner
>>385335808
all these white people keeping minorities away from the charity because they want all the glory to themselves
Aww yeah, My Summer Car guy.
>he choked the long jump
I wonder can this get in the Guinness World Records
>Another man gets a joke star
>He fucks it up
Not even the women fucked up the joke stars and they're literally women
Oh boy
>>385335914
If it's true he's actually a speedrunning god being able to pick up strats like that without playing
Who has those gunnar glasses as their regular glasses anyway?
>>385335936
I think that happend at GDQ one year during some race. Someone knocked/kicked the console and reset it.
Should have cleaned up those cumstains
V A P E
N
A
T
I
O
N
>>385336136
pass the controller bro
don't mind the cum on my face
>>385336065
They're anal about shit and would probably not call it a 70 person if someone has more than one star
Is that uyama?
>irregularjiiny actually got large
dude's looking good
>>385336124
did he died?
>>385336121
>>385336136
But are they his?
>>385336198
Jim Jones
>vape nation brah
>immediately chokes
stupid memer
>>385336191
CHOKE
H
O
K
E
>>385336191
he got smaller, you should have seen him last year/2 years ago
>>385336121
For being colour blind.
>I have no fans
Kek
>>385336195
He was pretty pissed but had to keep his rage down since it was GDQ.
>>385334631
No, it isn't.
>Holding a Touhou plushie all the time
GET REKT GDQ
cute doll
Who is that touhou with the green hair?
>>385336171
twitch plays pokemon got one for most people playing a singleplayer game online, maybe this can get it for offline if it's 120
>>385336289
technology is amazing
C H O K E
H
O
K
E
>Sanae doll
>I have no friends
Is he, dare I say, _______?
TOUHOUD
>>385336348
a slut.
>i dont have fans
well now you do
Who's the British guy that's got the glasses?
He seems like a good guy.
>let's play star
>>385336348
Sanae
K O T T I
>>385336365
You should get your hearing checked... But yes you are correct
based Finnish commentator
>>385336426
fuzzyness i think, he's a smash player
>>385336365
truly /ourguy/
>>385336198
but his vision is augmented
>Kotti has a beard now
Well then.
Oh shit the girl from the Ring is manifesting on that guy's chin
>>385336348
a hoe
PERKELE
>>385336471
He's the sort of guy you need to do things like this really. Keeps everyone positive.
SotN would be a good run if the relay wasn't on, I feel bad
This is your gardener for today. Say something nice about him.
>>385336365
Autistic, yes.
>>385336556
compared to the lifeless drone interviewer people they have at gdq, yeah he's a godsend
>>385336586
He was a funny little hairlet
>>385336567
You can always watch it later
FIRST TIME EVER PLAYING SM64
>>385336586
HE IS THICC
T H I C C
You did it my man
as expected of a socialist state, everyone gets to speedrun
This is weirdly hype
Who here on the go phoneposting?
>choking on talk to Toad star
>>385336708
cancer
>>385336709
autism
The choke is real
i hope we get a 20 minute choke
>>385336774
autistic cancer
How many times can you fuck up something so simple?
>>385336348
Miko Yuuka
>>385336709
At least he doesn't save pics of vita sluts
>>385336813
Shes PURE
HE'S BACK
>>385336803
under pressure? Many
>>385336774
PAC IS COMING SOON.
Holy shit this runner's face is hilarious.
>>385336708
On ps4, but it's like 5 seconds late
>>385336860
Our autist
>>385336842
She's a pureSLUT
>>385336917
>>385336918
>le choking face
>>385336882
The face of speedrunning
>>385336918
Me on the right.
>>385336917
>>385336918
He looms like Aaron Paul
>>385337034
Xbox, speedrun my game!
>furfag
>>385336917
>>385336918
is he wearing eyeliner
>>385336918
>just jumped off and killed himself
Fucking furries
unintelligible burger furry time
>shasta
All these people will be crying themselves to sleep thinking about how they choked
>>385337125
I maintain that these two were like Lucy and Deputy Andy
>otterfaggot likes jumping in the water
>>385337149
the big cheer afterwards should mellow it down a bit
Jesus Christ this guy can't get on the bridge FFS
REKTfurry genocide best day of my life
is the alucard guy from northern ireland?
THE LOG
THE LOG
THE LOG
>>385337149
>That one guy who will kill himself because of it
this fucking idiot
american are disgusting
"speed" run
>Americhokes
Embarrassing
KILL ALL THE FURRIES GODDAMMIT
>>385337190
should I watch that show?
feels a bit weird watching something from the 90s that turns into something from 2017
MERCY KILL THIS SHIT
He's doing this on purpose
>everyone is doing fine
>furry takes 10 minutes
THIS FUCKING RNG DUDE
this burger is embarrassing
YOURE NOT GAME GRUMPS NIGGA JUST FOCUS
>keeps jumping off the edge
>>385337319
WOOOOOOOOOW
>>385337291
It's universally regarded as gud
>>385337149
>5 years later while they lie down to sleep they will recall how they choked at this event
I really pity them
>>385337271
he's disgusting to us Americans too.
Remove burgers
>fat american furry comes on
>sharts all over the run
>>385337313
>Blaming him for being a furry and not American
>>385334918
Underr8ed
Why are Americans such retards?
>>385337416
worst of both worlds 2bh
you can really feel the drop in intelligence when an american starts playing
>>385337291
absolutely
>>385337414
GROSS
THIS FAT FUCK RUINED THE RUN FOR EVERYONE
Hes ditching the hat?
>lost the hat
FUCK AMERICA AND FUCK FURRIES
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HE'S LITERALLY RUINING THE RUN
>fat guy eating up all the time
HE'S RUINING IT
I'M GETTING SO MAD AT THIS SHIT, SOMEBODY FUCKING STOP HIM
MY BLOOD IS FUCKING BOILING RIGHT NOW
>The city of america
FURRY AMERICAN LITTERALLY RUINING IT FOR EVERY OTHER RUNNER!
How to ruin a good, fun run: The audiovisual guide.
>assign stars so this shit doesn't happen
>it still happens
I'm blaming the Euros for this one
>every other runner is gonna take more damage now
Furries, not even once
JUST SWITCH HIM OUT FFS
mercy kill now
Oh god, he could not fuck this anymore up.
GO BACK HOME AMERICAN
REMOVE BURGER
THIS IS NOT OKAY
time for the let's play segment
>>385337532
hey bitchboi dont try and shift the blame
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Mercy kill the whole run. This furry ruined everything.
so this is the power of amerifat speedrunning..
>I used to run super mario 64 ds
Why does he lie?
>pause stream 2
>go to stream 1 on other tab
>play
Probably doing it on purpose for attention.
https://twitter.com/mrshasta/status/879398867602726916
>>385337530
(that was a good doujin)
>>385337414
>that suit
Japanese furries manage to make ones that are cute, why do americans not even try?
>>385337567
Dumb kumikoposter
Is he worse than the girls? I missed most of this
/v/ FUCKING stop him oh my god
When the cheerful commentator's smile is gone, you know you fucked up.
Stop choking on burgers you fat gay furry fuck.
FINALLY
Why was he even given this star?
>>385337635
They do?
THE HAT
>their face after telling him to try the flip
FINALLY. Fucking furry.
I hope bald man kills him
Do these people even play videogames
How do you fuck up SM64 so much
WE DID IT BRO ARMIE!
fuck, i just got home. how has this mario run been? epic?
RUN
FUCKING
RUINED
HE KILLED EVERYBODIES HARD WORK THE STUPID FURRY CUNT
Fucking idiot lost the hat and made the entire run harder.
>>385337606
>SoCal
>Sm4sh
Burn him alive desu
WHERE THE HAT GO
DEEPEST LORE
cappy is kill
that high-five was not deserved
not in the slightest
How can yurocucks even compete?
>>385337648
far worse
the dutchgirl who was next to the comfy Harry Potter game choked a few times but didn't take much time
>>385337648
He fucking lost the hat
>The hat actually stays gone
I never knew this...
the next event better ban
>fat people
>american people
>furry "people"
I'm sorry /v/. I choked and lost the hat
>It's fine man
>*dies*
Evrry time
maral banned from esa for cumdodging
PAC
Oh shit, it's Pac.
>>385337747
What does losing the hat entail
Sorry I never had an N64
That stupid American really brought the mood down
That voice
>this guy's voice
I am wet
>That voice
holy shit
Who is Pac?
Im now a homosexual.
CLUTCH PAC
>>385336892
is this the same Pac as the one that's playing now?
literally /ourguy/
How has this run been? entertaining or boring?
HIGH TEST
I feel I could deepthroat this man and it would not be gay.
I'm gay
>>385337648
The girls at least did their easy things qucikly. This guy fucked over everyone after him for the rest of the run.
Even the guy who was given a girl star (Ie you just grab it after walking 5 inches) and the guy who fucked up talking to toad weren't this bad.
>>385337816
Maral is up after castlevania
She's also pure
>>385337839
you take double damage
>>385337904
Fun until the furfag
OOOOOOVER THE FIELDS
wtf I love Ireland now?
>>385337904
FUN
the american actually works for GDQ and was sent there to ruin all the fun
Ladaur looking cute in that dress :3
FUCKING SKILLS
F A T T
KAWAII
OH FUG GIRL I'M GONNA CUUUUUUUM
BRING BACK MARAL
apparently fucking not
*laughs*
I PRACTICED
*slaps belly skin*
I SWEAR GUYS HAHA
*chokes*
Grill didn't choke it
>>385337901
Ya
https://twitter.com/pac____/status/881522031292030976
>messing up less than the gamer girl
shasta..
Is Mario's hat gone for the whole game now because of that fat fuck?
Who invited Protomagicalgirl?
>>385335250
Best girl
it's ma boi protomagicalgirl
so do you think Shata's gonna kill himself after that travesty?
>>385337473
>Bloodborne run last year
>bubbles couldn't even pronounce Dusseldorf
>goes "lol I'm American"
Come the fuck on, I'm not even German.
Chubby goddess
>>385338004
That's just as bad, you dumb weeaboo.
>>385338068
Yes, Americans ruin everything as usual
>>385338114
>be fat
>have like zero tits though
literally the worst
>>385338058
>>385338004
>>385338083
probably just fuck himself in the arse with the multiple dragon dildos in his possession
>>385338117
I just posted that because the other dude mentioned it and I had the webm and thought it was what they meant. Also set the post to self-destruct. Because while inoffensive, rules are rules.
>he forgot his own star
Top kek
I knew recognised that overbite
>He forgot his own star
lel
>Fuzzy forgot his own star
Fucking kek
My fucking sides.
>>385338143
this, pretty disappointing
What is there to speedrun in Tekken? Are they just going to show all ending movies and still choke when playing on lowest difficulty again?
>>385338117
It's much better, what are you talking about?
>>385338305
That's considered a bad overbite
O..oh....
>70 star
>not 120 star
disappointing
>>385338190
sounds fun
He's about to kill a nigga
>>385338091
If you're making fun of people maybe make sure to spell Düsseldorf right for the sake of professionalism or use the replacement 'ue' if you don't have a 'ü' key.
>want to take shortcut
>fuck up
>spend 10 seconds trying again instead of taking the regular path and just wasting 5
I don't get speedrunners
FACK
2 stars left lol
>tfw maximum fun
>>385338507
>not wanting to look cool
Fucking casual
>>385338114
She's so fucking tasty my dudes/
do stars reset to 0 when you run out of lives?
this was a pretty neat idea, i hope they do more shit like this in the future
CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE
hes going to game over
Game Over incoming
At least he's choking on hard strats.
>>385338507
They're actually bad at games and can't play games outside the routes they grind one milion times.
CHOKE
>>385338507
>10 seconds
More like two minutes
how to get hat back
GAME OVER
Jesus Christ this is fucking nuts.
>>385338493
Could he be related to... Him?
GAME
OVER
Getting a fucking game over trying to save 5 seconds
>>385338576
No, they just waste your time if you game over.
https://youtu.be/09s-c2JVI40
>almost missed the star at the end
>>385338503
Not being able to say and not getting the accents right spelling it are two different things, Klaus.
Did he really get WR on stream?
>>385338493
>he better not fuck up that star
>everyone trying to do swag ground pounds
>fuck them up every time
kek
QT ALERT QT ALERT
A GIRL
HOLY SHIT SHE DID IT
WANT TO FUCK
>JOKE STAR
>BIOLOGICAL GIRL
RICHTER WR ON STREAM 1
>>385338946
>"world record and deathless"
>he died
what do you think anon
>do star perfectly
>nobody will remember you
LITERALLY FIRST TRY
Patronizing strong wymen like that wouldn't be allowed at GDQ
CUTE AF
>give the girl an extremely fucking easy star
sexism desu senpai
They should've given Shasta one of the Toad stars.
Should have given Shasta the joke star.
Why is the best run of the event on stream 2?
>>385339017
I bet kotaku is going to write an article tomorrow about how all the joke stars were given to women.
>>385339017
if it looks good in a skirt, its a girl.
What if we get a surprise Siglemic for the ending?
>>385339093
This guy gets it.
>>385339079
because they didn't know it would be good
>>385339059
its only sexism to amerifats
This guy was pretty fucking good.
why is mario run not on the main stream, it's one of the most fun
Will they come in under estimate?
what difference between controllers
>>385339093
>>385339140
Traps are gay
U HAVIN A GIGGLE M8
>>385339059
how is it when like 5 guys have had super easy stars and even fucked them up? the fact is the only girl they seem to have who actually runs anything is Maral and she was too busy sucking cocks
M'LADY
*tips trilby*
>>385339191
because its not a real run
*tips coppola*
>>385339191
not serious enough for the autists
>>385339210
the runners don't know and think there's a difference in what they practiced with
>>385339191
was a late addition and the second stream has a lot of empty time slots
Why are they switching controllers around?
will they bring in the M'lord guy?
>>385339191
Might be something to do with room size and camera location?
>>385339036
I remember bullies.
>>385339093
I'd post a guy in a kilt, but I'm too lazy to look for one.
I wish GDQs were still this comfy and fun
>>385339245
>>385339238
He looked like a proper British lad, do not bully
this relay thing is really cool. didn't expect it to be this fun.
especially nice when you recognize people
>>385339275
YES
the shitters just make the good runners more impressive desu
>>385339234
maral hardly counts, she runs a joke game
why is this so much more fun than GDQ? I cant imagine GDQ even trying to make a 70 person relay without having to turn on emote only mode because of the trannies
>>385339093
>>385339275
*tips chainmail armor*
>>385339224
Keep saying it and maybe I'll give a crap someday.
>>385339224
FUCK YOU NOOOOOOOOOOO
hes choking but at least hes not shasta making retarded noises randomly
>>385339324
seems to me like you are the sexism
>>385339240
Neither are half the games featured on the main stream.
>>385339358
based
>>385339275
come play, my lord
>>385339385
And he didn't lose the fucking hat.
game over #2 incoming
>>385339289
Here you go
Holy fuck this level of choke is unbelievable.
>>385339429
YES
>>385339269
They're changing between a normal and a Hori pad.
He's choking the sub 2 hours
He's choking pretty fucking hard but at least he's cool about it.
This poor guy won't get proper sleep in years after this
It could've been anyone, man
>>385339191
Maybe because they specifically have a containment stream for redditiors who don't care about speedrunning?
>>385339441
Should have specified a guy that looks good in a kilt.
>>385339527
at least he's not a fucking FURRY you mean
STOP DOING HARD JUMPS THAT SKIP 1 SECOND AND JUST DO THE CASUAL CLIMB
stop getting cute and just get up the fucking thing
>>385339324
the pussy game
He is choking bad but it's okay because
>not fat
>not furry
>not american
>cant do the skip
>keeps trying
>keeps failing
this piece of shit is fucking RUINING IT NOW TOO
REMOVE SHITTERS
Why doesn't he just do it normally?
Knees weak...
THE SWAG. HE MADE UP FOR IT
ROLLERCOASTER OF EMOTION
REDEEMED
>>385339485
>cheating by hacking the hardware
More like European Cheatster Assembly
>>385339608
Arms spaghetti
OH FUCK THAT FINISH
I didn't want to get mad at that poor guy but damn he made it difficult not to
WHAT
>>385339535
Yeah, it's the main one.
SWAG
THE MADMAN
THAT ENDING HOLY FUCK
IT WAS ALL WORTH IT
>That one guy in the blue shirt that didn't know
I looked away and missed it
Fuck
AIDHUH
>>385339580
She looks bad without makeup
>someone in chat named der_ewige_juden
which one of you is this
>>385335207
European, no advertising. Plus a shared acronym with the European Space Association which comes up first on google.
>>385339485
If stuff like that is allowed on consoles should macro keyboards and mouses not also be allowed?
>>385339718
Good gosh.
>>385339580
If you look closely you can see that she's actually not pretty at all
He probably fucked up so much because he spent all his practice time on the ending.
>>385339734
Thankfully NASA doesnt have that problem
>>385339727
probably some edgy redditor
>>385339727
him
MAKE A NEW THREAD OR I WILL MAKE A LOW EFFORT ONE JUST TO TRIGGER YOU, OP
>>385339656
Settle down, Cosmo.
>>385339719
she does not
>>385339718
BING
BING
>WAHOO
Why did they save the worst runners for the hardest levels?
>>385339727
literally me
>take your time
>in a speedrun
they're all sucking this guys dick cause hes the organizer
>0 lives
>clock not stopped
Incoming death
>>385339835
>Chinese box
EVERY TIME
>>385339835
ITS NARCISSA YOU PRIVILEGED CISLORD SHIT
>>385339805
esa>sgdq>agdq>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>nasa
>>385339880
your name has terrible grammer, friendo
>>385339882
They've got a world record anyway, imagine trying to get 70 people to coordinate this kind of speedrun.
>GAME OVER
>>385339909
is that why?
>>385339978
>>385339994
GOOD JOB RETARDS
>>385339880
>fellow swede as well
p12:a eller?
>>385339978
>>385339994
Anyone else?
>>385339978
This is better
>>385339978
>>385339994
you bloody bunch of twonks
>"the Seventeeth" player.
He's finally starting to break.
so long gay bowser
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