ESA 2017

LEAF

>>385325496
First for Cheat to the Past

real niBBas respect women then dab

Leaf ruins everything

>Canadian """""speedrunning""""

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So which is worse, this ALTTP run or WW?

lmao this run

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A f-f-female? I'm in love!

>using debug menu to bug out the game

>>385325496
>>385325496
At least GDQ doesn't have people cheat on stream LMAO

All the choke shit aside.

It's a funny run because of that.

>>385325706
Instead GDQ has people who cheat their genes LMAO

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>suck at the game
>she still flirts with him

FUCK YOU CHAAAAADS

>>385325706
m8 did you even watch GDQ this year...?

>>385325706
you forgot the botw run?

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>tfw no bongaloid gf

>>385325686
debug actually bugs it
hmmm

>>385325706
What about Pokemon Emerald?

>>385325756
a man on the couch would do the same shit she's doing, retard

>>385325751
>Uyama Damage Control Patrol on the roll

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>>385325496
>A fucking leaf

>>385325813
I guess someone needs to debug that debug menu

Who else is gonna "speedrun" an obscure game none else is playing so you can get a free invite to one of these events?

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He qas on his 3rd try of trying to get the frog, I walked away for 10 seconds and now he has debug mode on. What the fuck happened?

>>385325749
underrated

>>385325706
>pokemon HGSS
cheated TWICE

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>cheats
>probably still going to go over estimate

>>385325915
Upvote

>>385325813
Really triggers your assertions

>>385325496
isn't there a glitch to beat ALTTP within like 2 mintues?

>>385325934
many, many people

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I WANT SPEEDRUNNERS TO GET REKTED

>>385325881
There was cheating in certain runs, and a lot of ((Safety saves)) which are basically cheats too.

>>385326047
Worst girl

>>385326002

>Any% No Exploration Glitch

>>385326047
I want to beat the shit out of Asuka!

>>385326061
>Being this buttblastd cause Europe still has actual women unlike the Transitioning States of America

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>>385325587

>>385326061
stay fat, Amerishart

>>385326061
I think you need to chill and take your HRT buddy

Does the girl even speedrun this game and if so what's her ranking?

>>385326179
well, no one really wants another "Yump"-ocaust

>>385326179
Go fast or go home this isn't the kindafast run

That's not a laugh, that's a fucking cackle

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>>385325706
Anon...

too many people speedrun this shit
http://www.speedrun.com/alttp
play other games you nerds

he keeps talking over her
what a rude mother fucker

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>>385326061

I want to fuck the ugly laugh out of her

>>385326061
>>Constant swearing
Why do Americans keep bringing up swearing?
Do you not talk like that normally with your buddies in America or something?

Why is Captain Spock in a Marvel comic?

>>385326179
And the cheating is done by an European runner...Oh wait..

>>385325667
WW

>>385326265
Fucking Bubbles

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>>385326305
swearing is literally the worst thing you can do to a burger

>>385326292
>ugly laugh
more like adorable laugh, /v/irgin

>>385326312
>>385326186
mean to quote this

>cheat
>still go over
what a shitty runner

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someone start chomping down nuggers and save this run

MERCY KILL IT

BURN DOWN THE WHOLE VENUE

can we get a mercy kill up in this shit?

who cheated ? what happened ?

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>>385326061
>constant swearing
Better than the No Fun Allowed draconian rules of GDQ.
>eating on stream
Better than the No Fun Allowed draconian rules of GDQ.
>shitty edm music
Valid complaint.
>shit tech team and a stream that crashes almost every run
GDQ's tech team is even worse.
>fucked audio "I can barely hear you in the background Vulajin."
GDQ's audio was malfunctioning for longer than it was functioning correctly.

>>385326386
Right and GDQ did a great job proving that

/int/ was a mistake

>>385326305
A gentleman does not swear when there are ladies in the room. Of course I would not expect a philistine such as yourself to understand. Now please excuse me, I have some Ayn Rand to read.

>>385326265
>tears of denial
can't not kek

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Didn't he say his PB was just under 30 minutes?

>>385325706
it has happened a bunch of times

>>385326448

Stivitybobo showed up and all the women started cheating.

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>they do that stupid thing where they run at ganon every time

if you stay away from him, he'll materialize. If you get too close, he shuh-shuh-shuhs to another spot

>normal people
>brag about the women you banged

>ESA fags
>brag about women you saw on a videogame stream

>Not banning all Canadians
This is what happens when you let a fucking leaf do anything.

>>385326448
He couldn't do a glitch so he loaded up a debug menu to accomplish it and he gave himself a better sword and the items he needed

>>385326519
>>normal people
>>brag about the women you banged
>normal

>>385326519
>GDQ
>brag about how many men are becoming women

RATE THAT AMAZING RUN

>castlevania block
stream 2 it is

>>385326624
0/10
that was easily worse than any autistic sperg run

>>385326548
How many of your kids have been abused by refugees for how long again?

So GDQ there's people that's actually good at speedrunning and most of them are rank 1 in the games they run and they take the event at the events seriously and try their best.
While in ESA it's just random people "running" the game to get a free invite to the event that doesn't really give a shit about the run and just wants to get it over with so they can socialize again.

Speedrunning events was a mistake.

Damn, Anthony Fantano got fat

>americans wake up
>thread goes to shit
why do you brainlets think everything is a competition?

>>385326519
>gdq fags
>brag about fucking protomagicalgirl before he got fatter

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>>385326061
>Actually prefers sanitized no-fun allowed rules with ding-dong bannu thrown around left and right like GDQ

>>385326645
this
stream 2 has another girl too

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AID
WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?

>European humor

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>back just in time to see /pol/ btfo again

Is that the ex-Special Forces Guardian of the Button on the announcer couch?

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>Antony Fatano is back

>>385326469
>being this mad that GDQ is infinitely more popular with better runners and a vastly larger donation to charity

Why tho

>>385326683
OBSESSED

>>385326624
A mess but it was fun

>>385326717
funny thing is that this is what Europeans think is the epitome of humor, just see Monty Python

>>385326683
Was the same during GDQ 2bh

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>>385326703
CHOC-O-LATE

>>385326519
>normal people
>brag about the women you banged
>ESA fags
>brag about women you saw on a videogame stream
>GDQ fags
>brag about "women" (male) you saw on a videogame stream

2ND STREAM HAS A GIRL
GET IN HERE

>>385326061
Only the technical incompetency is a valid complaint on this list. Who gives a shit about swearing and eating you prude

>>385326631
I'll leave that to the GDQ attendees.

>>385326265
>that facepalm

comedy gold

he redeemed himself with his dark souls run tho

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>Castlevania block
Oh hell yeah

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>>385326717

>>385326890
pretty sure thats just a fat man

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>/int/ "banter" literally twitch chat-tier garbage now
>still kosher on 4chan

I miss the days when we dropped things after kids got them

>>385326937
he redeemed himself with how much shit the terrible dark souls speedrunning community put on him
he could do virtually anything after that

what actually happened that made GDQ force the "no food" policy?
were the people just messy shits?

>>385326890
"girl"... you mean that whale?

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>>385326937

YO STEFAN

>>385326717
It's an ad m8
How did the American charity ad go again?
>Be my bestie, check my testies

>>385326672
>GDQ
>actually good at speedrunning
they're all just wannabe e-celebs looking for their 15 minutes of fame
NASA and ESA may be meetups but they represent the actual speedrun community unlike GDQ

>>385326890
You should go to the 2nd stream because those 2 spaniards are really cool people.

>>385327003
>whale?
She T H I C C ya fag

>>385326717
The sketch that ad is based on is legitimately hilarious.

The ad that is trying to cheaply imitate it is trash.

>>385327104
this is how you get people to realize how cool they are

>no clapping
Americans are going to freak

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>>385327270
Fuck off Mike you fat fuck

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>>385327270

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i like this artstyle

>Nobody claps

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>>385327294
AMERIKEKBURGERCLAPS BTFO

>>385327270
why do they have to be professional to give money to a completely unrelated organisation?

>>385327079
this
gdq barely gets any top runners anymore its 95% low tier runners blatantly trying to grow their twitch channel without even trying to hide it

>>385327340
I didn't see that live.

What was the reaction?

if this was GDQ clapping would have been encouraged there and he would have still did the skip. Step it up yurop.

>best part of the game is Bloody Tears
>Sound is pretty much muted

Great start.

>>385327270
>It's unprofessional when you're trying to raise money for children
What's the logic here? Why does charity and raising money come with a need to put on a show of professionalism? Surely actually raising the money is the important bit?

>>385327270
Do you really think the charities give a fuck? They just want the money. They don't follow these events, they have no idea what speedrunning is.

>>385327428
>wanting to listen to bloody tears for the millionth time

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>>385327347
>that pilot

RATE THIS RUN

chokes incoming

>>385327428
Yeah, millions of people will not hear shitty bleep bloop for the millionth time just this marathon.

>Completely missing the point of AVGN

James himself like Simon's Quest. AVGN just overreacts over the game's legitimate fauots.

>>385327519
Did you forget the money laundering and anonymous donors GDQ has going everytime?

>>385327519
>I dunno, why does gdq raise such a massive proportion of money comparatively?

because its a thinly veiled money laundering front

>farming in castlevania
mercy kill this shit already please

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>>385327519
>donating to "charities"

>>385327270
Who gives a fuck about being professional? That's the attitude that ruined GDQ because the people behind it had to force everyone to be 100% politically correct in order to appear "professional".

Aw shit

It's that crazy relay shit next

>>385327519
>if it weren't for an anonymous donor
>says this while defending GDQ of all things

>>385327623
What money laundering?

>>385327519
GDQs started out small too you cuck, GDQ was just the first marathon to be widely known. Dumb cuck. ESA and NASA are still growing

>>385327678
in like an hour

>>385327480
>>385327581
>Not wanting to hear the best version of the song

is this as good as andy's run?

>>385327678

It's just gonna turn into an orgy.

>>385327735
showmanship implies entertainment and esa has had a lot more on that front compared to recent gdqs

>>385327623
>>385327714
>this
I've been seeing this everywhere and I'm not saying it isn't happening but can someone give me definite proof of it? so i educate others.

>>385327737
no

>>385327519
>GDQ
>oh we haven't quite reached this incentive yet
>suddenly 50k in anonymous donations and it is met
The twitch bits in SGDQ was more evidence of this since they really struggled to actually reach the bit incentive because they can't randomly add anonymous bit donations.

>>385327079
>>385327383
I love posts like these. Let me guess, here is your list of top runners

>trihex
>cosmo
>siglimic
>witwix
>werster
>adam_ak

You don't see them anymore because they quit speedrunning, and the new kids beat their records. Not their fault the new blood have the collective charisma of a wet bag.

>>385327885
on the last days of the marathon theres allways a fuckton of anonymous 1000$ donations

>>385327729
Its like Wily Stage 1, its not bad just done to death and I will definitively not miss it

>>385327912
That shit was so fucking sad and blatant.

>>385327490
Looks more like Marcus in Gears of War. So close it probably is him or a sue waiting to happen.

>>385327948
Thanks for the views Jerome.

>its the blue crystal
>it can do everything the white crystal can do
How can white crystals even compete?

>>385328062
BLUED

>>385328030
The amount raised must increase each year or viewership will stagnate. Half that shit is probably fake, the bit incentives will be MUCH smaller next time around. t. knower

What is your favorite Castlevania /v/?

>extremely swag

>>385328236
i grew up with a PC

>>385328236

Lords of Shadow 2, of course.

>>385328308
>grew up with PC
>never emulated

>>385328236
Pretty much >>385328308

>>385328308
Poor you

>>385328358
The only thing worth emulating is DOS.

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>>385328414
this

>>385328414
PC-98 > DOS

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>tfw you don't even like speedruns anymore, you just watch these marathons to distract yourself from the suicidal thoughts
>it barely works

>>385328540
felmyst was supposed to hold me over for the next month

>>385328540
Ever considered therapy?

>>385328540
just see how much fun they are all having. simply go there next year too and have fun with them. I know I will. see ya there.

>>385327270
>you have to be a professional donater to be accepted

>>385328619
They look pretty miserable tbqh

>>385328540
just visit /pol/ and get motivated to get /fit/ for the upcoming race war. worked for me

>>385328540
Fuck off pussy.

>>385327019
Why does have his arm around trihex?

>>385328540
Stop relying on escapism so much, the only way to deal with this is by seeking professional help and not running away form your problems

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>>385328602
>Putting your faith on a NA cuck server
kek, hope the 5 hours of playtime was worth the wait m8, gummy was the biggest joke of the year.

>>385328608
Therapy doesn't work, it's a scam.

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>>385328786
Because GDQs used to be fun.

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>>385328540
Go be a frog poster elsewhere.

Where can I watch the My Summer Car run. Please respond

>>385328881
It works, its just not 100% guaranteed to work because Psychology is a young science

>>385328957
You can find it on reddit

>>385328713
how so? most of them seem to be having a good time

>>385328927
You think I care if you don't, you misrable fuck.

I don't give a fuck. People shit all over Castlevania 2 but it is still one of my favorites.

>>385328881
Sounds like not just depression but also defeatism.

Well suit yourself.

Castlevania block is almost as boring as metroid

Stream 2 is prepping the orgy.

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>tfw no womanlet gf

>>385329008
Then why am I still a 30 year old virgin who's failed at everything in life, after spending years of my life and tens of thousands of dollars on therapy? Also, life just gets shittier with every passing year, without exception.

>>385329114
Success breeds envy.

>>385329168
>trying so hard
Go to sleep.

>the dude in the red The game shirt on stream 2 is in this thread

Throw up a peace sign faggot

>>385328945
Why would a robot have a bellybutton?

>>385329162
Because you bring this shit to yourself, therapy doesn't fix your flaws as a human being, just makes you aware of them and the origins of other issues you might have, loving yourself and wanting to unfuck your life will depend on you

>>385329114
your cries are my applause

>>385327519
Honestly the less donated in these events the better. These "cancer prevention" charities are just scams and doctors without borders are jewish pawns and race traitors who will spend your donation money taking niggers across the mediterrenean to invade Europe

>>385329446
>he is still going

>>385329431
>race traitors

>>385329381
I'm already aware of them, so what's the point of therapy if it doesn't actually help you overcome anything?

what the fuck is happening on stream 2

>>385329381
>Only therapy can help, give me money
>give 10k dollars
>Only you can change yourself

Thank you Ms Goldstein

>oh lala

Is this a frenchfag commentating

>>385329493
70 star relay soon

What's this relay going to be like anyway?

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Hmm..

>>385329504
got a problem with that, britbonger?

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>>385329313

Obviously it's a charging port.

>>385329574

Sexual

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Which stream do we watch ?

>>385329661
The stream 2 orgy

>6 hours of Mario Galaxy after the race
>Dark Souls block on stream 1
REMOVE SOULSHIT

Shoutouts to our amazing tech crew at stream 2!

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>>385329587
How did you know

>>385329683
>still replying
back to /pol/, dog

I didnt know Michael from Rooster Teeth speedruns games

>>385329791
kek

>>385329754
nobody cares about your substitute friends

>>385329791
This is your brain on /pol/

so this... is the """""renowned"""" castlevania everyone's spoken of for the past decade...

Who's the one responisble for the sceadule? Why would they put Castlevania and Mario games at the same time?

Why is this not on stream 1? It's the hype shit

>>385329994
Asked that myself.

>>385329962
This is a complete meme run which apparently wasn't scheduled

It's a relay of 70 people

>>385330167
imagine how sweaty the controller will be
maral's sweat...

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>Cant decide if I want to watch the Castlevania run or the Mario run

Do they all run the game or is this gonna be a clusterfuck

>>385330225
I also saw several guys eating food there out of Max/McDonalds bag. I really hope there's a hand sanitizer there.

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Will she be playing?

>>385330298
Mario run nigga

It's going to be a ride

rate CASTLEVANIA

This Mario run is gonna be a trainwreck. Good shit.

>That setup with a CRT

YUROPOORS SO POOR THEY CAN'T AFFORD A 60 INCHES 4K TV HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

I really hope they have to pull random people.

>>385330339
bad bait

>>385330334
not sure if frenchman is actually disappointed/10

did he say castlefailure?

>>385330339
>speedrunning with 200ms of latency

Oh wow a 70 person relay? this is going to be interesting

>>385329492
People who have issues often contradict themselves or just don't know why they do what they do (the "i don't know" answer), knowing the origin of said issues can help with ending the confusion and clearing things up, like someone who is depressed because he is an alcoholic but drinks when he feels depressed
>But life still sucks
Ask yourself the following, if you know everything including what you should be doing right now, what is stopping you from doing it on your own?

Finally, remember that there is an insane amount of variables that can influence your mind as you grow up and that can lead to the problems you may have, its not like with regular medicine where you can rely on a list of symptoms, every brain ticks differently and it takes time to know the person before you can start making assumptions, of course if you don't feel like you are making progress nobody is forcing you to return

70-man relay race starting soon in steam 2. They are missing people and about to recruit some from the audience.
Come over to see some trainwreck.

>>385330480
This is actually a funny idea.

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Would you join the relay, anon?

>>385330572
I've never played Mario 64

>>385330572
no i am too camera shy

>>385330572
Damn straight I would.

>>385330572
Worth a try.

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Can't wait for the "girl gamers" to play the game.

2ND STREAM RELAY STARTING

>>385330572
>controller
It's like writing with your dick covered in ink.

id like to see gdq try and pull this off
it took them almost 2 hours to setup tetris

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>>385330572
Yes, but I would make it a slowrun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAwtN_LhkAw

>>385330572
>touching that controller after 69 other sweaty mcnugget grease covered hands have touched it in a row
No thanks.

>he's been speedrunning this since yesterday

dis gun b gud

>>385330610
You have to be 18+ to post here

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OH SHIT IT'S STARTING

>>385330610
Don't bother. It takes more than 12 hours to finish one map.

This is going to be a disaster

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>>385330674
>they end up doing it well

>70 people
They forgot to count the Bowser levels, you need to do at least 73 levels.

>poor little runner plays SM64 for FIRST TIME ON CAMERA

>people that never played the game will be speedrunning

>>385330739
>over 18
>still posting on /v/
kys

Fun confirmed.

1 person down

Shit nigga this is hype

>Euro runners just getting the audience, newbies, literal whos and girls to partake in a quickly glued together run just for the sake of fun

Would be insta banned at GDQ and everyone would be crucified alive outside the building

>>385330739
Well I played the DS version using the thumb thing on the screen, does that count?

>>385330838
>fun is bad
>the longer the runs the longer the donate time

Mario 64 relay on stream 2 looks hype as hell, there's a genuine sense of stakes of whether or not all these runners are gonna be able to pull off the tricks

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>mfw two monitors and I can watch both runs AND shitpost at the same time

That controller gonna be stinky

>couldn't even count to 3 correctly

Fucking perfect

>European Speedrunner Assembly
>the MEXICAN runner

>I don't know how to fucking do this

>swearing
>fun
>entertainment
Is this GDQ 2013?

>Unscheduled
>Fun
>Swearing

Man in comparison GDQ really is soulless

I don't care how many fuckups theres going to be, this shit is fun

>assigned stars to each runner
Should've been a free for all 2bh

How much of a disaster is it gonna be?

HE DID IT REDDIT

PRESS A

WALK TO THE RIGHT AND PRESS A

Europeans have the most fun

>>385331249
Will be a lot more fun this way, how do they even know which star to go for?

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this was a great idea

Is this fun... at a speedrunning event? What timeline have I been pulled into?

>>385331249
That wouldn't have worked

CHOKE

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>This guy

It's 2018 how can there still be people qho have trouble with basic 3D movement in games?

How many half A button presses will there be?

they're doing it the madmen

This is pretty damn fun.

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LOOKS LIKE FUN IS BACK ON THE MENU

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mexican poland

I gotta give them credit for even attempting this.

>>385331416
mustards who haven't touched a controller

BUILD

is dat some monster zero ultra sip?

FRANCE CHOKING

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This is more fun than anything GDQ in the last 2 years.

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I love tmr. Now that he lives in poland I guess hes only going to esa now.

>european speedrunners

>>385331249
You need to make sure that the easy stars are there for the people that don't actually play the game and the tough ones are for the actual runners.

>70 people. Everyone laughing and having fun

What are the odds of having at least one autist who will rage and sperg for choking as if this is a serious run?

>>385331632
He might miss the yump

How do you fuck up the owl for goodness' sake

>>385331632
0

>>385331298
You should have no problem getting world record then anon.

I mean if it's THAT easy.

>>385331632
Considering the meltdown /v/ has during TAS blocks and Mario Maker runs at GDQ, over 100%.

NEW STRATS BOIS

FLEW RIGHT INTO IT

MADMAN

that star get

A LITERAL GOD TASTELESS

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>The audience is stone cold

12.6

this is fun

>>385331763
IS NESTEA HERE?

>controller switch
ok, now this is autism

Controller changing on the fly

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>playing mario 64 with a gamecube controller

Fun allowed

Watch GDQ ripping them off next year but it'll still feel souless because there will be 4 bodyguards around the console for "safety"

LMAO GG

wew lad

HE ALMOST FUCKED IT UP

ebin save

>>385331924
It would just be a tranny run with faggots that dont know the game

Fingers got one of the worst stars

>switching controllers in the middle of a level

WHY

why don't they just use the same fucking controller

it's not like any of them are particularly good at this

Why are they playing the VC version of this game and not on real hardware?

>>385332051
it stopped working

>>385332023

So a typical GDQ tranny run?

Scotfag broke the controller

>>385331767
Welcome to europe, where applauds have to be earned.

What's going on?

>>385332056
Because who the fuck cares

>European Speedrunner Assembly
>Mexican runner
what?

Scotland ruins everything

>>385332056
Real hardware runs at 50hz.

>>385332105
umm, we're watching stream 2 buddy
get with the times lol

A FUCKING SCOT

Does this guy even not choke?

>>385332105
he sounds polish so they gave him a free pass

>>385332104
It's not perfectly accurate emulation and leads to things like controller issues as we just saw.

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Shitcunt

Looks like he's all fingers.

FUN LEVEL : 9001

>>385332105
tmr moved to poland for because his mom is sick. IIRC he is half polish or something.

>scotsman's entire back is damp
dang that man got sweaty

>>385332139
>70 star bing bing wahoo
Is this your first speedrun event?
>>385332156
Top kek

>>385332105
did you miss all the other leafs and burgers

>tfw you will never be a part of this trainwreck

>SM64
>70 chokes relay

>>385332286
>70
Way under estimate.

THE FUCKING MADMAN

LITERAL PROFESSIONAL