Whats the best game to play while high /v/?

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>>385292620
LSD Dream emulator


Enjoy ;)

>>385292620
suicide simulator

fuck potheads

>>385292620
Personally, Souls games or anything that you're normally really good at. Feels rad

D

>>385292620
Rock Band 2 and Saint's Row games are my typical go tos.

U

haha man

C

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>>385292620
Hotline Miami

>>385292620
LMAO WEED

>>385292620
envirobear

Russian roulette hopeman style.

>first 5 times I smoke weed
>it's fun

>next 10 times after that
>paranoia

weed is trash

>>385292620
Space Giraffe.

>>385294482
The first few times you're just enjoying a new feeling, afterward you have to find something to focus your absent-mind onto or you'll get paranoid. You eventually get used to every new drug/stimulant and you have to channel it into something

any game is better when high

>>385294482
>first time i smoke weed
>increased perception of frame rate, slightly distorted visuals, general nice feeling

>second and up until dropped
>drowsiness
I have no problems sleeping so just dropped it.

>>385294876
>increased perception of frame rate
same here, I smoked weed one time and it felt like I was running life on low FPS. it was awful.

DUDE

DUDE

>>385292620
Stardew Valley

>>385292620
I love Diablo3 it has the right non difficult and balance of pushing buttons and not thinking to much.
Also walking sims what remains of edith finch was kinda special as was little nightmares.
The most importand thing is not to pig "difficult" crap.

>>385294876
>>385295048
>smoke weed
>get increased perception of frame rate
>Go play a PS4 game

>>385292620
Also the weirds shit ever was jazzpunk definetly try jazzpunk lol

>>385292620
Rhythm heaven
Katamari
Warioware

>>385294482
>first 5 times I smoke weed
>wowitsfuckingnothing.jpg

Weed is the biggest fucking meme
I'm still mad

>>385295265
probably gave you oregano

>>385295265
You have to make sure the smoke actually gets in your lungs.

D
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D
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russian roulette

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>>385295331
I don't know what it was, but it was a shit and only made me upset
>>385295556
Yeah, did that the first time when I said I wasn't feeling nothing. Still didn't feel any different. I firmly believe now that weed is all bullshit and anyone saying they're feeling anything is a dirty liar that thinks Seth Rogan movies are the funniest shit since since the laugh track was introduced into television

>>385295185
underrated

W E E D
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too awkward to buy it

>>385295943
Weed wouldn't be considered a drug if it didn't have some effect, some people just have naturally higher tolerance than others. you probably need more or you got bad stuff

>>385295265
Try a Suicide (no, not being edgy) It's when you use a pipe and only pack a pinch in, but take the entire hit and hold it until you start coughing. Guaranteed to fuck you up real quick g. Learned that when I was still in University and was not luxurious with the devils lettuce

DDUDEUWEEDDLMAOE

Hide your keys, it's hilarious

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I only smoke it with friends when we play table tops. Good times.

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>>385292620
Fuck off stoners.

>>>/out/

If your smoking weed? A party game and a couple friends. Weed is best enjoyed with company.
T. Former drug dealer

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>tfw out of weed

>>385296596
fucking hate that shit. why is it not legal yet fuck CA

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>>385296596
>tfw got some good hash yesterday

The only logical answer, any game you would enjoy and having fun playing while not high.

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>>385296570
Yes, I do enjoy /out/ because I like to go on hikes and get high and appreciate nature sometimes while you sit on your ass hating video games.
Fuck off you judgemental blob of shitposting faggot

t. person with Crohns who smokes medicinal

>>385296596
>>385296635
>>385296653
literally why not just grow your own?

>go into woods
>plant weed plant
>come back in a couple months

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>>385294173
>smoking a bowl and flying around doing wacky shit in SRIV while listening to the reggae station.

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>>385296596
>tfw just bought dank and taking today and the rest of the week off work to sit around my house and chill

>>385292620
I don't mind if you smoke weed but there is literally nothing worse than stoner culture.

>>385296970
This.
Completely obnoxious.

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>>385292620
mario kart while high
mvc2 while stimd

>get high
>play battlefield 3
>equip the REX revolver
>get top of the scoreboard

>>385292620
Stalker, or any atmospheric game you can relax to.

>>385296970
Thank you, so much for saying this.

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WEED is for fapping, not playing games.

>>385296970
I agree 100% "smoke weed erry day" stoners are usually too pussy to try real drugs

>>385297285
yeah ur not hardcore till youve shot up meth or heroin am i right XD

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>>385296946
Amen to that
>just bargained with my cousin to borrow her PS2 and her painstakingly maintained .Hack quadrilogy in exchange for my substantial N64 collection as collateral
>bag still going strong
>no pressing backlog regrets so I'll be free to just JRPGRINDAN for a week
>tfw
I'm excited

>>385296798
Would it even grow properly in the woods? Ground level plants dont get any light there due to shade. Not everyone lives in a good climate either.

I'd like to inside grow some personal plants but it looks like quite a fair bit of work and most importantly the smell I don't want my whole house to reek of weed.

>>385297225
He understands.
You think games are immersive after smoking up? Porn feels fucking dreamlike.

>>385297316
>growing weed indoors
Don't be that guy.

Russian roullete with fully loaded revolvers

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>>385292620
Drugs made me push my enjoyment of an incomplete game to autistic levels. I would just do FoBs while I smoked and got so much enjoyment out of it.

Town of Salem bruv

>>385297308
damn right grow a fucking pair and do drugs like a man you trend follower

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>>385297438
I know this feel
>timing your hits to WOAH HOOAAAH during freeroam recruiting sessions

>>385296798
but i want it now

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whats worse pot heads or moralfags

This is a straight-edge board. Low-test drug addicts know their place.

>>385297621
"Enlightened" pot heads > Supreme moral fags > moralists >pot heads

I mean you might as well call me Jesus

>>385294482
>only smoked 3 times
>twice nothing happened
>last one I was just chair locked and did nothing for the whole day
Wasn't even paranoid I just kept thinking something really weird might happen but mostly my body just stopped responding and I just listened to music. Might try it one more time once stores open up but don't think anything new will happen.

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>>385297568
What got me was all the dumb quirks they had.

>Be high.
>Go through endless droves of dumb gadgets in an open world.

It writes itself.

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>>385292620
I thought weed would make me enjoy that huge backlog of games I got but instead it made me realize how shitty metal gear rising and bioshock infinite are

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I don't know if it's common but is it normal for it to feel insanely good to jack it like uncontrollably moaning levels of good when you're high?
I'm just horny as fuck in general while high

>>385297225
This so much

Fappan and snackan

>>385293316
he said high not tripping

>>385300000

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>>385300005
You're not alone bruh.

>>385298613
There's a difference between couch locking Indica strains and euphoric Sativa strains. Most weed on the market seems to lean towards the Indica type including Hybrids. The purer Haze varieties are amongst the purest Sativas.

>>385292620
WoW or runescape
trust me on that, otherwise i just play anything, at least it helps me endlessly grind in JRPGs

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What was the first video game you guys played while high? Mine was Pikmin 2, I didn't know I was high. my friend brought edibles and she didn't tell me until hours later

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>>385297225
>Get high while home alone one summer at like 11 at night
>Get in the shower for some reason and throw on some porn on my ipod touch
>Fucking Ascend.wav
Beat my dick like 5 or 6 times that night

>>385297339
>hes never played skyrim stoned
literally only way to get me to play it and then i cant stop

>>385300339
dark souls I think?
Dont remember much from that night

>>385296970
im addicted to weed so my friends seem to automatically associate me with this shit, annoys the fuck out of me, parading me around like im proud of it, fuck off i dont make fun of your vices

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>>385300339

Pokemon is only good high I have no idea how this franchise has survived.

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>>385300339
SHAPES

>>385300279
I know some of those words. My friend just gave me a stick and on my day off I decided to try it. Friend just laughed when I told him.

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>There are people on /v/ who have never masturbated high

This experience alone is worth trying pot. Edibles. Don't smoke

>>385300339
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Had a few joints with the crew, started playing and halfway through a match I started noticing that I kept feeling like I just woke up. It was weird but as soon as someone put on music and it sounded like the best shit ever I started thinking weed was alright.

>>385300761
that shit is truly next fucking level

>>385300464
FUS RO DUUUUUUUUUUDE WEEEEEEED LMAO

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There will come a day when 4chan will become unbearable again and we will have to flock to alternative chans.

Boxxy worshipping and shitposting ruined 4chan and pushed me to other chans, 7/11chan(RIP) and 420chan.

It's newfag's fault that I ingest in the marijuanas. Thank you

>>385295943
did you try doubling the dose?

>>385292620
EDF
D
F

>>385295265
i smoked once or twice a week for like a month before i finally felt it, i was holding it in pretty long too.

>>385294482
>first 5 times I smoke weed
>really dizzy to the point of nausea

>every time after that
>smooth sailing

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>>385300761
>>385300372
>>385300005
>>385297225
>weed makes porn next level
Shiiiiiit, why didn't you fags say so earlier?
I might actually give it a try now if only for that.

>>385295943
If you ain't coughing then you ain't getting high. Did you at least feel a buzz?

>>385294698
jjrpgs are awful to play while high

>>385300339
cod black ops

>>385296946
you should marathon early Dragon Ball. At least the first two arcs. They have this fantastic otherworldly vibe that the franchise gradually lost over time

>smoked a weed for the first time
>have the best time of my life
i dont understand why /v/ hates weeds so much

>>385301098
I mean you cant get yourself excited when you're doing it or else it'll ruin the experience
I felt dizzy the first time then I just sat back and chilled out and it was great after that

Actually smoked some STRONG weed the other day with a co worker. I am by no means a pothead since I just only mess with nicotine but I decided to try some because why not it was a Friday night.

I won't go into too much detail but..

>You literally can't feel a thing
>Visuals will be a tad distorted and alot more vibrant
>Everything seems "in the background' and it's like your viewing life through a slideshow
>You will have memory lapses here and there, depending on your tolerance, I smoked it on an empty stomach and I'm like 5'9 and 140lbs, it was quite the trip.
>I wasn't very hungry at all nor was I frightened, it just felt a tad surreal
>The next few days up to a week after smoking, you will feel the effects still and they'll lessen over every day, eventually wearing off completely.

Would I smoke weed again?
Prob not since the feeling of being out of control/out of touch with your own body isn't my thing.
I'll stick to nicotine.

>>385300005
same.
I'm also the only person I've met so far who gets insanely horny on lsd

>>385296910
COD:MW

My K/D goes from 1:3 to 6:1 in the space of a single joint.

I have over 300 hours in the steam version and I still can't pull above a 1:2 at best when sober.

Balls-to-the-wall stoned, on the other-hand, I'm a fucking beast. I regularly put down perfect TD games in Strike and Wet Work while two bowls deep.

>>385301250
It's a meem
Newfriend parrot it from little older friends to feel like they belong
It's always the same story when something's being retarded on here

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>>385301312
KOFFING!

>>385301386
I feel like you THINK you're doing that good but you arent
but I mean I wouldnt know

>>385301386
>>385296910
Oh shit

I don't know why I replied to you with my comment.
I'm pretty fuckin high right now.

>>385301110
it's fantastic
acid is a thousand fucking times better though

>>385301390
>newfags seriously believe this

>>385301312
Daily reminder to avoid percolator bongs and only use ones with a diffuser instead.

>>385301110
It doesn't make the porn next level, it makes the orgasm next level.

Crusader Kings II or Europa Universalis IV.

>>385301465
acid or lsd?

>>385301451
No, I have the stats to prove it.I thought it might be that way so I started tracking it on an excel spreadsheet game by game.

>>385300339
Naruto Ultimate Nina Storm. Me and my two friends I play it with have this game where winner plays on and the loser picks a song off youtube for the next fight. Adding weed to that equation was a good choice

>>385301507
lsd but i've always considered them interchangeable

>>385292620
VR games like Harmonix, Rez infinite and thumper

>>385301507
Different names for the same thing

Fez is cool too look at, great tunes.

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>>385301582
lsd or edibles?
Or have you ever tried both at the same time?

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The last of mine is going moldy. What happens if you smoke it?

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>>385301785
dont

>>385300761
>it's a "fat, ugly chick makes her online persona cute and thin" episode
gross

>>385300761
>edibles
Fuck. First time I tried a tootsie roll with thc baked in, the come up was fucking intense. I started getting paranoid and was scared it was actually acid, which I was not ready to do then. After the initial climb though, shit mellowed out and I had the most pleasant night of my life.
Since then it's been my preferred way of getting high.

>>385301785
probably will get a lung infection but you should smoke it

>>385301886
first edible I had was in fucking school at the beginning of the day at 6 in the morning
Shit was fucking hilarious now that I think back to it

>>385301785
bad shit, it'll make you sick

>>385301763
endibles don't really work for me, i smoke too much i think
always smoke while tripping, if reality were a radio weed would be the volume knob and LSD would be the frequency
smoke erry day nigga

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>>385300339
Yume Nikki

>>385292620
Something online. With teammates. And you should totally blast shitty music off mic and mention how high you are every 2 minutes so your teammates would know what a cool guy you are.

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>>385301823
>>385301904
>>385301973
Fuck and it's not going to be growing season for another month

>>385301785
do it and post results

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>>385301973
Thanks muh boi, I wasn't sure if that was a bad idea or not

craziest drug experience (limited mind you) was eating a strong firecracker and watching the first half hour of Enter the Void before throwing up.

couldn't move, felt like i stopped breathing when the guy gets shot and dies in the bathroom stall

pretty close experience to actually dying imo.

>>385292620
Weed is degenerate garbage. So is anime. Please, fucking kill yourself OP.

>>385301785
>What will happen if I smoke mold
If you find yourself unironically asking this question, you need to rethink your life choices.

>>385302095
Anime yes, weed no.

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>dab rig broke today
ruined muh day

>>385301367
>the feeling of being out of control/out of touch with your own body isn't my thing.
that's fair enough.

>>385296596
>tfw too socially awkward to find a new dealer

>>385302123
consume that nug and you're golden

>>385302067
downside is weed tends to make me tired and lead to confusion and paranoia when tripping, but that doesn't always happen, and it makes everything else about the trip better usually, greater visuals etc.
just take it slow, and never overestimate your /psy/ tolerance

>>385302156
deepweb, nigga

DEMOCRACY AGAINST THE NATION

IN PARLIAMENT

As a result of this election I entered Parliament; I was alone in the midst of an enemy world. I lacked the experience of this parliamentary life and the talent of democratic oratory which is full of empty, but pompous, shiny phraseology, of mirror-studied gestures and a large dose of impertinence. The characteristics which help one to succeed, to rise, God had not endowed me mdth-perhaps in order to prevent my being tempted to climb the political ladder.

All the time that I stayed in Parliament I never exceeded the laws of propriety and respect for those older than myself, be they even my greatest enemy. I had not ridiculed, sworn at, laughed at, or offended anyone, which meant I could not become a part of that life. I remained isolated, not only due to the fact that I was one against the others, but altogether isolated from that kind of life. One evening, rather late, when deliberations were nearing the end and benches were almost empty, I was granted the floor. I tried to show that our country had been invaded by Jewry; that where the invasion is the greatest, human misery is most frightening: in Mammuresi that the beginning of Jewish existence on our soil, foreshadowed the death of Romanians; that as their numbers increased, we would die; that finally, the leaders of the Romanian nation, the men of the century of democracy and of political parties, have betrayed their people in this fight by placing themselves at the service of great national or international finance.

>>385292620
PC version of Spiderman 2 would be a great game to play.

>>385302189
more like weedweb am I right

>>385302189
>>385302189
Hell naw. Nearly everything on there is a trap. plus you don't know if you're gonna get fucked over or not

I showed that in the portfolio of the Marmorosch Blank Bank, that Judaic nest of conspiracy and corruption, figure a great many politicians to whom this bank "lent" money; Mr. Brandsch, Undersecretary of state 1 1 1,000 lei; Banca Taraneasca of Mr. Davilia, 4,677,000 lei; Mr. lunian 407,000 lei; Mr. Madgearu 401,000 lei; Mr. Filipescu 1,265,000 lei; Mr. Raducanu 3,450,000 lei; The Raducanu Bank 10,000,000 lei; Mr. Pangal (the head of the, Scottish Rite Masonry in Romania) 3,800,000 lei; Mr. Titulescu 19,000,000 lei-all of them leaders in Romanian public life. 'In addition to these, there are others, very many, but I could not get my hands on the list of them.

Someone interrupted me saying:
"This is borrowed money, it will be repaid."

I answered: "Whether this will be repaid or not, I do not know. But I tell you one thing: when someone borrows money from such a financial source, he is under an obligation when he comes to power, to satisfy it, or even 'if he is not in power, to support it, 'but in any case, not to expose it when it should be exposed."

I read then a list from which I showed, removing any possibility of denial, how since the war the Romanian state had been defrauded of some 50 billion lei under democracy, the most honored and most perfect form of government of the "people" by the people! The leadership of "democracy" having the basic idea of the permanent control" of the people in which the people, the great controller had been robbed during 15 years of government of the fabulous sum of 50 billion lei.

>>385302167
shiiiiiet I was just gonna game while doin my thing
possibly drink a lil jack
You think thats too much?

Then I made several critical observations regarding democracy. In the end I made seven demands:

1. We demand the introduction of the death penalty for the fraudulent manipulators of public funds. At this point I was interrupted by Mr. Ispir, professor at the Faculty of Theology: "Mr. Codreanu, you call yourself a Christian, a propagator of Christian ideals. I remind you that the idea just put forward by you is anti-Christian." I replied: "Professor, when it is a question of choosing between the death of my country and that of the thief, I prefer the death of the thief and I think I am a better Christian if I do not permit the thief to ruin my country and to destroy it."

2. We demand the investigation and confiscation of the wealth of those who have bled our poor country.

3. We demand that all politicians who may be proved guilty of having worked against the interests of our country by supporting shady private speculations or in any other fashion, be brought to justice.

4. We demand that in the future, politicians be barred from the administrative boards of the various banks and financial enterprises.

5. We demand the expulsion of the hordes of pitiless exploiters who have come here to drain the riches from our soil and exploit the work of our hands.

6. We demand that the territory of Romania be declared the inalienable and indefeasible property of the Romanian Nation.

7. We demand that all campaigning agents be sent to work and that a single command be established, which will inspire the whole Romanian Nation with one heart and one mind. These were the first efforts to publicly formulate several political measures that I considered most urgent. They were not the result of some prolonged thinking or ideological search, but the result of momentary reflections over what the Romanian people needed then, without delay.

SEVERAL OBSERVATIONS REGARDING DEMOCRACY

I wish, in the pages that follow, to present several conclusions of my daily experience in such a manner that they can be understood by any young legionary or workingman. We live in the clothing, the forms of democracy.

Are they, I wonder, good? We do not yet know. But one thing we do see: we know precisely that part of the greater and more civilized European nations discarded these clothes and put on some new ones. Did they shed them because they were good? Other nations too, make strong efforts to shed them and change them, Why? Could it be that all nations went mad? That only Romanian politicians remained the wisest men in the whole world? It seems, I cannot quite believe that. Certainly, those who changed them or who wish to do so, have their own reasons.

But why should we be concerned with somebody else's reasons? Let us better be concerned with the reasons which would make us Romanians shed these clothes of democracy.

If we have no reasons for discarding them, if for us they are suitable, then we should keep them, even if all Europe should discard them. However, they are not good for us either, because:

>>385302093
a friend of mine watched the first 10-20 minutes of enter the void, blind mind you, on lsd and he was out of his mind the entire night, even after he should have started coming down. He dropped at like 5:30 and I didn't manage to get him calmed down and into bed until around 2:30 AM. he said it was like he was being raped and killed over and over again and everything that was said and done IRL was something we'd all rehearsed to torment him further

and now I'm morbidly curious how well I could endure the same experience

1. Democracy breaks the unity of the Romanian people, dividing it into parties, stirring it up, and so, disunited, exposing it to face the united block of the Judaic power in a difficult moment of its history. This argument alone is so grave for our existence that it would constitute sufficient reason for us to change this democracy for anything that could guarantee our unity: namely our life; for our disunity means death.

2. Democracy transforms the millions of Jews into Romanian citizens, by making them the equal of Romanians and giving them equal rights in the state. Equality? On what basis? We have lived here for thousands of years; with the plow and with the weapon; with our labor and our blood. Why should we be equal to those who have been here for hardly 100, 10, or 5 years? Looking at the past, it was we who created this state. Looking at the future, it is we Romanians who hold the entire historical responsibility for Greater Romania's existence; they have none. How could Jews be made responsible before history for the disappearance of the Romanian State? To sum up: they have neither equality in the labor, sacrifice and fighting that created the state, nor equality of responsibility for its future. Equality? According to an ancient maxim, equality means treating unequal things unequally. On what basis do the Jews demand equal treatment, political rights equal to those of Romanians?

3. Democracy is incapable of continuity in effort. Divided into parties that govern one, two or three years, it is incapable of conceiving and accomplishing a long range plan. One party nullifies the plans and the efforts of another. What was conceived and built by one today is demolished next by another. In a country in need of construction, whose historical moment is that very construction, this drawback of democracy constitutes a threat. It is as if on a farm the owners would change yearly, each coming with different plans, doing away with what the predecessors did, their York only to be done away with by the next owner coming tomorrow.

4. Democracy makes it impossible for the politician to do his duty to his nation. A politician of the greatest good will becomes, in a democracy, the slave of his supporters; he either satisfies their personal appetites or they destroy his backing, The politician lives under the tyranny and permanent threat of the electoral agent. He is placed in the position of choosing either the renunciation of his lifetime's labor or the satisfaction of his supporters. And then the politician satisfies their appetites; not out of his pocket, but out of the country's pocket. He creates jobs, positions, missions, commissions, sinecures, all of them loading down the national budget which burdens more and more the ever more bowed backs of the people.

>>385301367
Also just stick to nicotine. Juul for the nice buzz. But anyways my first time was kind of the same.

>Be 16 year old me
>Visiting Family in Pittsburgh.
>Cousin and I are real close so I'm tight with her friends
>At a bonfire and her friend who sounds and looks like shaggy breaks out some bud and some backwoods.
>Go to "get more wood" for the fire.
>Take about 12ish hits.
>Takes a while to set in, I walk out dizzy af.
>Think I'm buzzed till I sit down
>Hitsmehard.png
>Laugh for about Forty minutes straight.
>Everyone including my cousin's friend (fine af, we boned) was super worried for me.
>After the laughing fit I just stare at the fire in a trance.
>Slow motion,
>until I realize I had cotton mouth so I open my mouth and get it wet and everything went to normal speed.
>After don't remember anything at all.
>Wake up at my cousin's house next day.

Shit was cash for my real first time. I was tripped out. Didn't feel paranoid at all. Especially since my friend's parents were inside. So he was freaking out. All in all, really good experience thanks for reading my blog post, remember to like and subscribe.

5. Democracy is incapable of authority. It lacks the power of sanction. A party, for fear of losing its supporters, does not apply sanctions against those who live through scandalous business deals running into the millions, through thievery or embezzlement; nor does it apply any sanctions against political adversaries lest they expose its own shady deals and incorrectitudes.

6. Democracy is in the service of great finance. Because of the expensive system and the competition among various groups, democracy needs a lot of money. As a natural consequence it becomes the slave of the great Jewish international finance which subjugates it by subvention. In this fashion the fate of a people is given into the hands of a caste of bankers.

ELECTION, SELECTION, HEREDITY

A people is not led according to its will., the democratic formula; nor according to the will of one individual: the dictatorial formula. But according to laws. I do not talk here of man-made laws. There are norms, natural laws of life; and there are norms, natural laws of death, Laws of life and laws of death. A nation is headed for life or death according to its respect for one or the other of these laws.

There remains one question to be answered: Who, in a nation, can understand or know intuitively these norms? People? The multitude? If this were the case I believe that too much is expected. Multitudes do not understand much simpler laws. These must be explained to them by repeated insistence in order to be understood - yes, even by punishment if need be.

Here are a few examples of laws that are imperatively necessary to the life of the people, which multitudes understand only with difficulty: that in case of contagious illness, the sick must be isolated and a general disinfection is needed; that sunlight must enter homes, therefore a house should have large windows; that if cattle are better fed and cared for they yield more for man's nutrition, etc.

If the multitude does not understand or understands only with difficulty several laws that are immediately necessary to its life, how can it be imagined by someone that it-which in a democracy must be led through itself-could understand the most difficult natural laws; or that it would know intuitively the most subtle and imperceptible norms of human leadership, norms that project beyond itself, its life, its life's necessities, or which do not apply directly to it but to a more superior entity, the nation?

For making bread, shoes, ploughs, farming, running a streetcar, one must be specialized, is there no need for specialization when it comes to the most demanding leadership, that of a nation? Does one not have to possess certain qualities?

why does /pol/ always ruin good threads?

The conclusion. A people is not capable of governing itself. It ought to be governed by its elite.

Namely, through that category of men born within its bosom who possess certain aptitudes and specialties. Just as the bees raise their "queen" a people must raise its elite. The multitude likewise, in its needs, appeals to its elite, the wise of the state.

Who chooses this elite-the multitude? Supporters could be found for any "ideas," or votes for anyone running for public office. But this does not depend on the people's understanding of those "ideas," "laws" or "candidates" but on something entirely different: on the adroitness of individuals to win the goodwill of the multitudes. There is nothing more capricious and unstable in opinions than the multitude. Since the war, this multitude was, in turn, Averescan, Liberal, Nationalistic, National-Peasant, Iorgan, etc. hailing each, only to spit on each a year later, thus recognizing its own error, disorientation and incapacity. Its criterion for selection is: "Let us try some others."

Thus, the choosing is done not according to judgement and knowledge, but haphazardly and trusting to luck.

Here are two opposite ideas, one containing truth, the other the lie. Truth - of which there can be but one - is sought. The question is put to a vote. One idea polls 10,000 votes, the other 10,050. Is it possible that 50 votes more or less determine or deny truth? Truth depends neither on majority nor minority; it has its own laws and it succeeds, as has been seen, against all majorities, even though they be crushing.

Whats going on

Finding truth cannot be entrusted to majorities, just as in geometry Pythagoras' theorem cannot be put to the multitude's vote in order to determine or deny its validity; or just as a chemist making ammonia does not rum to multitudes to put the amounts of nitrogen and hydrogen to a vote; or as an agronomist, who studied agriculture and its laws for years, does not have to turn to a multitude trying to convince himself of their validity by their vote.

Can the people choose its elite? Why then do soldiers not choose the best general? In order to choose, this collective jury would have to know very well:
a) The laws of strategy, tactics, organization, etc. and
b) To what extent the individual in question conforms through aptitudes and knowledge to these laws.

No one can choose wisely without this knowledge. If the multitude wishes to choose its elite, it must necessarily know the national organism's laws of leadership and the extent candidates to this leadership conform by qualifications and knowledge to said laws.

However, the multitude can know neither these laws nor the candidates. That is why we believe that the leading elite of a country cannot be chosen by the multitude. To try to select this elite is like determining by majority vote who the poets, writers, mechanics, aviators or athletes of a country ought to be.

Thus democracy, based on the principle of election, choosing its elite itself, commits a fundamental error from which evolves the entire state of wrong, disorder and misery in our villages. We touch here upon a capital point; because it is from this error of democratic conception that we could say all the other errors originate.

When the masses are called to choose their elite they are not only incapable of discovering and choosing one but choose moreover, with few exceptions, the worst within a nation.

>>385302587

Going to /pol/ makes you a mad cuck.

D U D E
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>>385302262
I strongly advise against drinking on lsd. your guts gets pretty irritable to begin with, and you can get some real nasty gasto camps

a bit of gaming while doing your thing is fine. try turning off the game music and throwing on some goa trance or synthwave sets up on youtube.

as for mixing weed with LSD, it depends on what you're more after. A hit while you're coming up and a hit while you're coming down will be pretty smooth. Two hits while you're peaking will demolish your short term memory and make your night a roller-coaster of emotion. Personally, I really dig that, since I have a lot of experience with not losing my shit just because I feel like I've gone completely insane.

>>385300761
>>385301110
>>385301465

Never jerked while smoking weed. I remember my friend gave me some sketchy knock-off Ritalin. Jerked it for like an hour and shot the biggest load ever.

>>385302648
Not only does democracy remove the national elite, but it replaces it with the worst within a nation.

Democracy elects men totally lacking in scruples, without any morals; those who will pay better, thus those with a higher power of corruption; magicians, charlatans, demagogues, who will excel in their fields during the electoral campaign, Several good men would be able to slip through among them, even politicians of good faith. But they would be the slaves of the former.

The real elite of a nation would be defeated, removed, because it would refuse to compete on that basis; it would retreat and stay hidden. Hence, the fatal consequences for the state. When a state is led by a so-called "elite" made up of the worst, most corrupt, most unhealthy it has, is it not permitted a person to ask why the state is headed for ruin?

Here then is the cause of all other evils.. immorality, corruption and lust throughout the country; thievery and spoliation in the state's wealth; bloody exploitation of the people; poverty and misery in its hoites; lack of the sense of duty in all functions; disorder and disorganization in the state; the invasion from all directions of foreigners with money, as coming to buy bankrupt stores whose wares are being sold for a pittarice. The country is auctioned off..

"Who pays higher?" In the last analysis this is where democracy is going to take us.

In Romania, particularly since the war, democracy has created for us, through this system of elections, a "national elite" of Romano-jews, based not on bravery, nor love of country, nor sacrifice, but on betrayal of country, the satisfaction of personal interest, the bribe, the traffic of influence, the enrichment through exploitation and embezzlement, thievery, cowardice, and intrigue to knock down any adversary.

Rocket league is pretty fun when you're high.
I usually only play Rocket League when high actually.
I get really in the zone.

>>385302587
some meme about degeneracy, which they can't even explain what that is or how it's bad.

>>385302702
This "national elite," if it continues to lead this country, will bring about the destruction of the Romanian state, Therefore, in the last analysis, the problem facing the Romanian people today, on which all others depend, is the substitution of this fake elite with a real national one based on virtue, love and sacrifice for country, justice and love for the people, honesty, work, order, discipline, honest dealing, and honor.

Who is to make this substitution? Who is to place this real elite in its place of leadership? I answer: anyone but the multitude. I admit any system except "democracy" which I see killing the Romanian people.

The new Romanian elite, as well as any other elite in the world, must be based on the principle of social selection. In other words, a category of people endowed with certain qualities which they then cultivate, is naturally selected from the nation's body, namely from the large healthy mass of peasantry and workingmen, which is permanently bound to the land and the country. This category of people becomes the national elite meant to lead our nation.

When can a multitude be consulted, and when must it be? It ought to be consulted before the great decisions that affect its future, in order to say its word whether it can or cannot, whether it is spiritually prepared or not to follow a certain path. It ought to be consulted on matters affecting its fate. This is what is meant by the consultation of the people; it does not mean the election of an elite by the people.

But I repeat my question: "Who indicates everyone's place within an elite and who sizes up everyone? Who establishes the selection and consecrates the members of the new elite?" I answer:

"The previous elite."

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>when you're down to just a tiny bit and can't tell how much you can get out of it

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>>385302587
it was good while it lasted stay high everyone

>>385302763
The latter does not choose or name, but consecrates each in his place to which he elevated himself through his capacity and moral worth. The consecration is made by the elite's chief in consultation with his elite.

Thus a national elite must see to it that it leaves an inheriting elite to take its place, an elite not based, however, on the principle of heredity but only on that of social selection applied with the greatest strictness.

The principle of heredity is not sufficient in itself. According to the principle of social selection, continually refreshed by elements from within the nation's depths, an elite keeps itself always vigorous. The main historical mistake has been that where an elite was created on the basis of the principle of selection, it dropped next day the very principle which gave it birth, replacing it with the principle of heredity thus consecrating the unjust and condemned system of privileges through birth.

It was as a protest against this mistake; for the removal of a degenerated elite; and for the abolition of privilege through birth, that democracy was born. The abandonment of the principle of selection led to a false and degenerate elite which in turn led to the aberration of democracy.

The principle of selection removes alike both the principle of election and that of heredity, They cancel each other out. There is a conflict between them; for, either there is a principle of selection and in that case the opinion and vote of the multitude do not matter, or the latter votes in certain candidates and in that case selection no longer operates. Likewise, if the principle of social selection is adopted, heredity plays no part.

Filter the following word: Democracy

>>385302784
you can pad it out with tobacco as need be.
also what >>385296338 said

>>385302784
>when you post twitter mayms

>>385302851
>>385302858
>>385302859
These two principles cannot go together unless the heir corresponds to the laws of selection. And if a nation has no real elite-a first one to designate the second? I answer by a single phrase which contains an indisputable truth: in that case, the real elite is born out of a war with the degenerate elite the false one. And that, also on the principle of selection.

Therefore, summing it up, the role of an elite is:
a) To lead a nation according to the life laws of a people.
b) To leave behind an inheriting elite based not on the principle of heredity but on that of selection, because only an elite knows life's laws and can judge to what extent people conform by aptitudes and knowledge to these laws. it is like a gardener who works his garden and sees to it that before he dies he has an inheritor, a replacement, for he alone can say who among those working with him is best to take his place and continue his work.

On what must an elite be founded?
a) Purity of soul.
b) Capacity of work and creativity.
c) Bravery.
d) Tough living and permanent warring against difficulties facing the nation,
e) Poverty, namely voluntary renunciation of amassing a fortune.
f) Faith in God.
g) Love.

DUDE

just report and ignore

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>tfw you graduate college and get a job that drug tests regularly

>>385302784
>>385302831
>>385302886
>>385302903
>>385302906
I have been asked whether our activity so far has followed along the same lines as those of the Christian Church. I answer: We make a great distinction between the line we follow and that of the Christian Chruch. The Church dominates us from on high. It reaches perfection and the sublime.

We cannot lower this plane in order to explain our acts.

We, through our action, through all our acts and thoughts, tend toward this line, raising ourselves up toward it as much as the weight of our sins of the flesh and our fall through original sin permit. It remains to be seen how much we can elevate ourselves toward this line through our worldly efforts.

>>385302156
Thank fuck I have old friends that I can annoy to help me out, otherwise I would be fucked

>>385302163
How much shatter would you actually need to eat to get high as fuck?
Would a little .5g be enough to be fucked for the entire day?

>>385302958
>>385302970
>>385302940
INDIVIDUAL, NATIONAL COLLECTIVITY, NATION

"Human rights" are not limited only by the rights of other humans but also by other rights. There are three distinct entities:
1. The individual.
2. The present national collectivity, that is, the totality of all the individuals of the same nation, living in a state at a given moment.
3. The nation, that historical entity whose life extends over centuries, its roots imbedded deep in the mists of time, and with an infinite future.

A new great error of demöcracy based on "human rights" is that of recognizing and showing an interest in only one of these three entities, the individual; it neglects the second or ridicules it, and denies the third.

All of them have their rights and their duties, the right to live and the duty of not infringing on the right to life of the other two. demöcracy takes care of assuring only the rights of the individual.

That is why in demöcracy we witness a formidable upset. The individual believes he can encroach, with his unlimited rights, on the rights of the whole collectivity, which he thinks he can trample and rob; hence, in demöcracy, one witnesses this rending scene, this anarchy in which the individual recognizes nothing outside his personal interest.

In its turn, national collectivity exhibits a permanent tendency to sacrifice the future-the rights of'the nation-for its present interests. That is why we witness the pitiless exploitation and the alienation of our forests, mines, oil reserves, forgetting that there are hundreds of Romanian generations, our children's children to come after us, who likewise expect to live and carry on the life of our nation.

>>385292620
DUDE

I got a capsule of thc oil mixed with a bit of coconut oil. I know from past experience that just swallowing it won't be enough to get me high. What's a way to get more bang out of it?

>>385302994
>>385303000
>>385303006
This upheaval, this breach of relationship brought about by demöcracy constitutes veritable anarchy, an upsetting of the natural order, and is one of the principal causes of the state of unrest in today's society.

Harmony can be re-established only by the reinstatement of natural order. The individual must be subordinated to the superior entity, the national collectivity, which in turn must be subordinated to the nation. "Human rights" are no longer unlimited, but limited by the rights of national collectivity, these in turn being limited by those of the nation.

Finally, it would seem that in a demöcracy at least the individual enjoying so many rights lives wonderfully. But in reality, and this is demöcracy's ultimate tragedy, the individual has no right, for where is the freedom of assembly in our country, the freedom to write, the freedom of conscience? The individual lives under terror, a state of siege, censorship; thousands of people are arrested, some being killed for their faith, as under the most tyrannical leaders. Where is "the right of the sovereign multitude" to decide its fate, when meetings are forbidden and when- thousands of people are prevented from voting, maltreated, threatened with death, killed? You will say: "Yes, but these people want to change the Constitution, limit our liberties, enthrone another form of government!"

I ask: "Can demöcracy claim that a people is not free to decide its own destiny, to change its Constitution, its form of government, as it pleases; to live with greater or fewer freedoms as it chooses?"

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>>385302926
>tfw you graduate and get a job where they literally don't care if you walk in high

>>385303038
This is the ultimate tragedy.

In reality man has no rights in a demöcracy. He did not lose them for the benefit of either the national collectivity or the nation, but in favor of a politico-financier caste of bankers and electoral agents. Finally, the last beneficence to the individual. Masonic demöcracy through an unparalleled perfidy masquerades as an apostle for peace on this earth while at the same time proclaiming war between man and God.

Peace among men and war against God.

The perfidy consists in using the words of our Savior "Peace among men" in order to change into an apostle for "Peace" while condemning Him and showing Him as mankind's enemy. And more, this perfidy consists also in that they pretend to want to save people's lives while in fact they lead them to their death; feigning to save their lives from war, condemn them - devilishly - to eternal damnation.

THE NATION

When we say the Romanian nation, we mean not only all Romanians living in the same territory, sharing the same past and the same future, the same dress, but all Romanians, alive and dead, who have lived on this land from the beginning of history and will live here also in the future.

The nation includes.
1, All the Romanians presently alive,
2. All the souls of our dead and the tombs of our ancestors,
3. All those who will be born Romanians. A people becomes conscious of itself when it attains the consciousness of this whole, not only of its own aims.

The nation possesses:
1. A physical, biological patrimony - her flesh and blood.
2. A material patrimony - the soil of her country and its riches.
3. A spiritual patrimony which contains:

>>385302926
>tfw you were too poor to go to college and smoke weed to deal with the pain of that reality

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Audiosurf is fucking great to play

THE FINAL AIM OF THE NATION

Is it life?

If it be life, then the means people use to assure life does not matter; even the worst is good. Therefore the question must be raised. Which are the principles guiding nations in their relationship with other nations?
Should they be guided by the animal instinct, the tiger in them, as fish behave in the sea or beasts in the forest? The final aim is not life but resurrection. The resurrection of peoples in the name of the Savior Jesus Christ. Creation, culture, are but a means, not a purpose as it has been believed, of obtaining this resurrection. It is the fruit of the talent God planted in our people for which we have to account.

There will come a time when all the peoples of the earth shall be resurrected, with all their dead and all their kings and emperors, each people having its place before God's throne. This final moment, "the resurrection from the dead," is the noblest and most sublime one toward which a people can rise.

The nation then is an entity which prolongs her existence even beyond this earth. Peoples are realities even in the nether world, not only in this one.

>>385302970
Half a gram?
unless its some fucking A1 shit its not gonna get you high for longer than like 2-3 hours if you haven't eaten anything and you're below like 175 in bodyweight

>>385303086
what job?

St. John narrating what he saw beyond the earth, says:

"And the city has no need of the sun, nor of the moon, to shine in it; for the glory of God has enlightened it, and the Lamb is the lamp thereof.
"And the nations shall walk in the light of it and the kings of the earth shall bring their glory and honor into it." (Apocalypse, 21, 23-24).

And again:

"Who shall not fear Thee, Oh Lord, and magnify Thy name? For Thou only art holy; for all nations shall come and shall adore in Thy sight, because Thy judgements are manifest." (Apocalypse 15,4).

To us Romanians, to our people, as to any other people in the world, God has given a mission, a historic destiny. The first law that a person must follow is that of going on the path of this destiny, accomplishing its entrusted mission. Our people has never laid down its arms or deserted its mission, no matter how difficult or lengthy was its Golgotha Way. Even now, obstacles high as mountains appear before us. Shall we be, I wonder, the weak and cowardly generation to drop from our hands, under pressures of threats, the line of Romanian destiny and abandon our mission as a people in this world?

>>385303229
Isn't shatter usually like 80%+ THC?
And when you ingest it it lasts for like 8 horus.

>>385302994
I don't like this meme

MONARCHY AND THE LAW OF MONARCHY

At the head of peoples, above the elite, one finds the monarchy. I reject the republic.

One has met some monarchs that were good, some very good, others weak or bad. Some enjoyed honors and the love of their people to the end of their lives, others were beheaded. Therefore, not all
of the monarchs were good. Monarchy itself, however, has been always good. One must not confuse the man with the institution and draw false conclusions.

There can be bad priests; but can we, because of this, conclude that the Church must be abolished and God stoned to death?

There are weak and bad monarchs certainly, but we cannot renounce monarchy because of this. In farming, there is occasionally a bad year following a good one, or one good and two bad; even so, it occurred to no one in the world to quit farming.

>>385301553
I'm glad I'm not the only one to want to do this. Used to play Rock Band 2/GH: WoR after getting absolutely torched, and played at levels I'll never get to again.

Does a monarch do as he pleases, whether he be great or small, good or bad?

A monarch does not do what he wants. He is small when he does as he pleases and great when he does what he must. To each nation God has traced a line of destiny. A monarch is great and good when he stays on that line; he is small or bad, to the extent that he wanders away from this line of destiny or opposes it. This then, is the law of monarchy. There are also other lines that may tempt a monarch: the line of personal interest or that of a class of people or group; the line of alien interests (domestic or foreign). He must avoid all these lines and follow that of his people.

Stefan the Great has shone in history for 500 years and Romanians remember him because he identified himself perfectly with the destiny of his people. King Ferdinand, in spite of pressure from outside interests and influences, placed himself on the line of the nation's destiny; he suffered with her, sacrificed side by side with her, and won with her. It is by virtue of this that he is great and immortal.

>>385302361
uh, shit. that sounds more like the lsd was to blame, the movie is just really intense and the strobe effect in the lamp scene is nauseating but that's it lol.

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>>385301861
That's an old photo though, she looks way better now.

>>385302687
Thanks for the advice my guy

>>385303229
He is talking about shatter and half a gram of shatter will get you utterly FUCKED. That's like smoking a fucking eighth in a sitting.

>>385301861
what kind of absolute moron at marketing would intentionally put an ugly mascot on their shit?

>>385303379
Looks like how I'd expecrt a real life western Tomoko to look

>>385303423
Yeah but if you eat it.
How much would you need to get really high?

>>385303497
I have no idea what the fuck would happen if you ATE wax. I probably wouldn't do that desu.

>>385303263
well depends on your metabolism and also the amount you have
So I would say not eating anything before eating it, then go on from there
and also ask someone else for confirmation since I've only done that shit once

>>385303497
please dont be that dumb ass who thinks eating wax is the same as an edible

>>385303184
Are..are you me?

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DUDE
WEED
LMAOOOOO

>>385303469
>Tomoko
I'd expect a western tomoko to look more like some goth chick but whatever.

>>385303185
So much fucking this. I may buy that next week, and try to figure out how to increase my music collection on my computer.

>inb4 turrenrz
I don't feel like doing that all again. I'm fine with purchasing my music.

>>385303675
You can literally eat weed straight from the bud and get high, though.

>>385303840
I've tried eating weed a couple times and never got even half as high as I would have if I just smoked it

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>>385303840
I know from experience this is not true

>>385303892
Yeah, it's not very efficient but you can get high if you eat like 4-5gs or soemthing like that.

>>385294482
>>385294643
>>385295265
>>385298613
>>385301098

it's almost like

there's

different TYPES of weed
wooah... sugoi...

>>385303906
You didn't eat enough.

>>385300005
same

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>>385304016
nah i tried proper edibles and they got me way more fucked up

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>>385292620
Postal 2. Smoking Catnip+Crack, then shoving your shotgun up a cat's ass is just exactly what I want.

It is all anyone wants.

>>385304218
I went to LA for vacation and went to a physician telling him I was in it for the edibles, because I didn't want to worry about smelling like smoke my first time high.

He told me I'd probably want to take that easy down there. I didn't believe.

Went across the street, got myself a pen with a hundred or so puffs, and I think it was just a 25g brownie. I bit less than half and took a small puff and I was gone for like 5 hours, I wasn't even brave enough to sneak back into my aunt's house so I just walked the streets, and I could almost feel like I was seeing things in third person like in GTA. It was incredible, and hilarious in retrospect. Just plopped down on a bench and started playing some Smash 3DS on some stolen wifi, and I still stomped. I can't believe people can just get it delivered like pizza down there.

Too bad I'm too much of a loser to find dealer friends.

>>385304016
>>385303840
Literally cannot get high from eating weed in plant form. You would for sure experience incredible pain before getting even remotely high. Must be at least an oil.

>>385305072
When i say literally i mean you would always, 100% vomit or shit yourself before you got high.

>>385305120
Why would it make you shit yourself?

>>385305149
its the best case scenario, try eating leaves.

>>385301162
I sometimes play SMT while I'm high but that's mostly for the amazing soundtracks those games have, I never know where to go when I play them high.

>>385301481
explain

>>385301367
This is pretty much how my days off from work are, the stuff i get is 40% THC

>>385300005
>1 post and 4 replies agreeing with this
I also thought I was the only one

>not a stoner at all, but have a little pipe that's cigarette sized/shaped
>get like 2 grams that last me over 3 months
>get any kind of stomach ache, headache, or hangover
>full bowl only gives me one hit
>problems vanish almost instantly

that shit blows me away every time. I don't like getting any higher than that though.

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>>385297225

>>385306468

This is pretty much me. I enjoy smoking tiny amounts instead of getting incapacitated levels of high.