ESA 2017

What do european girls taste like?

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>Edgelord Within

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYjZK_6i37M

>making jokes about speed on air
only in europe.
Love livin here

All of you guys being surprised at Maral wanting the D should know that it's how Iranian girls are. They are fucking horny because they are so sexually repressed in their country that as soon as they get attention they turn into total sluts. They are beautiful and super sweet though, so that's great. Many tend to be materialistic af tho, so be wary.

t. knower with experience

>>385177628
like fresh milk

>>385177729
She's persian, retard

>>385177628
milk going a bit off

>>385177628
Sour milk and pennies.

>>385177729
but isn't she with some guy named ela or some shit? Twitch Chat keep spaming Ela's cucked.

>>385177813
iranians are persian, retard

>>385177895
not all iranians are persian dumbo

>>385177868
salty milk :3

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>>385177729
shut up shut up shut up SHUT UP

>>385177628
bags of sandy milk

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>>385177813

Her flag is the Iranian Flag, sure she might be Persian but it doesn't matter, living in the country, Persian or not, they have the same government and culture for the most part.

>Saying the f word


Umm, can the staff do something about this w**te *ale? It really bothrrs me tk hear that word.

>>385177628
Bagged milk.

Seriously though Im sure some people on /v/ have licked pussy before. Just like guys, women all taste different based on factors like hygene and diet.

>>385178102
Did you just assume my virginity?

>>385178102
>Some

Most of /v/ crushed puss at least once according to statistics.

>>385177628
bags of sand

>>385178170
If you eat a woman out you're still a virgin, just like if I blew someone I'd still be a virgin.

>>385178097
dont you have to dilate soon?

>>385177489
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>>385178102

>>385178170
This, I've never felt so violated

>>385178102
nah, I had a few milfs and young girls, they pretty much taste the same.

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>>385177729
>>385178054
Stop.

vegans taste the best
t. pussy connoisseur

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>>385178102
Yeah totally my man

Give me the redpill /v/

How many trannies are there?

Also I heard someone did a 9 hour FF8 "speedrun" and that there's a fucking 15 hour run of something coming up or some shit?

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Okay listen nerds, I don't care whether Iran is in Persia or whatever, just gib cute stoner persian gf to brap in my face so i can find out what she taste like NOW! I'm not playing anymore

>>385178254
It's awful. Behead those who (embed(embed)!

>>385178102

>tfw too salty and can only lick in the shower

does this happen to anyone else? I can't handle it.

>>385178447
>redpill
I'll give you the bullet instead.

>>385178447
very few if any

Yes to FF8, no clue on the 15 hour run

>>385177729

Also to add on that. I once told an Iranian girl online that she was cute and she replied with "Wanna see my body?"

I was sure it was b8 so I dared her to write my name on her tits

and she did it the absolute madwoman. And then she fingered her ass on cam because she wanted to stay a virgin.

Iranians are interesting.

>>385178581
t. riggered

>>385178567
Jolly ranchers are your friend

>>385178447
FF7 was 8 hours and glorious stuff.

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>>385178497
alright, here's your GF for the night, enjoy the braaps!

>>385178726
Stop trying to meme this, My Summer Car already blew you fags out.

>>385178721
>not surprising her with an ice cube on her labia
Pleb alert

>>385178763
Wait a minute, that looks like a man

>>385178447
>How many trannies are there?
None that I've seen.
>Also I heard someone did a 9 hour FF8 "speedrun"
Yes
>there's a fucking 15 hour run of something coming up or some shit?
I think that was an error.

>>385178847
braps are not gender defined, my good man. Get what you can take.

>>385178763
Speaking of braaps, I just sneezed and farted

>>385178829
Tell that to all the peoole who dug FF7 bro, stop trying to act like you have a say in this community.

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>>385178763
No trandies only cute fertile gfs!!!

>>385178840
>using a trick every tom, dick, and harry has already done to her...

Way to be average

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>>385178763
BRAPS ARE ONLY HOT IF THERE FROM A CUTE GIRL NOT A FUCKING DUDE!

>>385178992
LOL ok Mr Cool, you do you

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>>385178829
>my summer car

literally who?

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>>385178840
>>385178992
>not dressing her in strings and giving her The Hendrix

>>385179075
Wow... That was easy..

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>>385178193
Not true several years ago at least.

>>385179106
Do you think Barret blacked Tifa?

Not even a brapfag but I do like the smell of my own farts. It's salty.

Anyway this run is boring, when ismthe next cool run?

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>>385179304
All those unvirgins that got away with a blowie

>>385179336
I thought brap meme was fucking funny and one thing lead to another now I'm a full blown brapfag, fapping to bbws farting. Don't become me.

>>385179445
I think I'm safe since I don't find them funny. I just enjoy my own farts sometimes. I think I think highly of myself so I enjoy everything I have.

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>>385179445
does this excite you?

>>385179595
Are those mushrooms or buildings

>>385179549
That's nice man it's good for a man to like himself and have confidence.

>>385179549
Pretty sure enjoying/not minding the smell of your own shit/farts is an evolutionary trait so that you don't gas yourself everytime you need to do no.2

>>385179595
nah, 3dpd only.

>>385177628
stale sweat and piss.

How was the My Summer Car speedrun? I wanted to see it but I missed it

>>385179803
See OP

>>385179823
god DAMMIT

>>385179803
The first actually entertaining thing to happen during this event. Which is not necessarily an insult because *GDQ hasn't had anything entertaining happen at its last three events.

>>385179803
Probably most fun run.

>Gay Breaking Glitches
BANNED! ESA needs their Homosexuality.

Its pretty amazing how hard this game went on the edge. Between this and Jak 2, I'm not sure what the deal was with platformers suddenly getting all gritty and edged up for the sequel games.

>Greetings from Germany! Putting this towards the supersonic glitch incentive because I love seeing pros doing game breaking glitches. Shout outs to all the crew over there and shout outs to my boy Pucci in Bologna!

Alright, you bastards, which one of you did this?

>>385179960
Mid 00's Bush nihilism. Most cultural works from ~03 thru ~07 are like this or greatly influenced like this

>>385179885
>first entertaining thing to happen during this event
>GDQ hasn't had anything entertaining happen at its last three events
How can you just throw both ryedawg and Spaceman under the bus like that to prop up your meme game run.

>>385179304
>tfw I'm gay and have had sex with more women (1) than most of /v/
Weird stuff

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This event is so fucking heart warming, people throw comfy around way to much, this is comfy lads. the Contrast between this and GDQ is unreal.

>>385180171
>people throw around comfy but its okay when I do it

>>385179960
It just was the 2000's trend. This game's edge was well done though.

>>385179960
post 9/11 alot of games (or media in general) started getting gritty.

>>385180209
yeah not a fan of you one bit

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>>385180209
I'll throw comfy at you and you'll enjoy it

>>385179960
Its just a product of the time. Like how the 90's was all about being as X-TREME as possible, the mid 2000's were all about being edgy as fuck.

>>385180217
I would disagree, and I think most people would say WW is the worst game of the trilogy.

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>another 4 hour run coming up

>>385180373
>WW is the worst game of the trilogy
lolno
Who the fuck thinks Two Thrones isn't the worst?

>>385180120
Are you hard gay? I can do women but ever since I discovered the joys of bois there's really not a point in putting up with all that estrogen

>>385180406
at least Sticker Shit has some smooth music.

>>385180209
Lad, that wasn't the point I was trying to make, watching SGDQ everyone was saying each run was "comfy" and then proceed to bitch about it.

>>385180514
Hopefully they fix the sound before it starts

>>385180565
Reminds me of these threads.

>>385180475
I was a confused college kid and I really dug playing with boobs. Had to take some drugs to get it up and actually fuck a woman, but I couldn't actually cum. Basically helped me realize I'm just gay with weird fetishes and not bi.

A lot of dead air.

>>385180565
Sorta like these threads, hmmmm.

>>385180373
Not that guy and I don't disagree that the edge was ill implemented but WW has this odd place in the trilogy, it has the better combat and good areas despite other things dragging it down. Can easily see people liking it, edge even being a plus for some

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>when speedrunners try to explain game plots

Don't stick your hot dog in crazy, /v/.

>>385180678
Everybody likes playing with boobs. They're a lot of fun. Doesn't matter how straight the girl is or how gay the guy is, they're still fun

GDQ LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW

>steeck his houtdawg, een crasy
i like this kraut, god bless

Red shirt guy is really based

>>385177489
Where's the diversity and refugees for this event? Everyone here is a straight white male.

>>385181030
So far 1 tranny

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>>385180954
I know that now, like I said, I was very confused at the time and felt the need to make sure.

But yeah boobs are awesome.

Nice honkers.

>>385181030
Refugees soon brother, save the children!

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I really like how this event have more modern games compared to the casual bait classic fest of gdq.
they are comfy

HE DUN IT

>WR
APOLGISE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

>>385181161
GDQ has plenty of modern games. They're all shit indie platformers though.

WORLD RECORD

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WORLD RECORD BABY

WORL REKKY BOI

THE TIMER FUCKED UP AND PAUSED DURING THE GARDEN IT'S NOT A WR

Did I see Eroico on his desktop?

BOI

>prince of persia
>blue eyes

ok

GIRL ON GIRL ACTION

>those huge tits

it really was a different time.

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I thought listening to nu-metal for an hour and half would give me the same experience as the run, kicking myself now

AIDS
HUH
WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?

>Lesbians
YAAASSSS

>girl sitting on girl, being girly together

fuck sgdq

WHAT DID I MISS?!

>Maral will never let you worship her feet like the benevolent brown goddess she is

WHY ARE WE STILL HERE? JUST TO SUFFER?

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>19 HOURS OF STICKER STAR
LES GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

GDQ SEETHING AT TWO REAL WOMEN

>>385181467
NOTHING!

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This some chill shit

So is this more people with vaginas than we saw at all of SGDQ

>>385181554
lol you could tell Protomagicalgirl really really hates Edobean's popularity and wanted in on the POYO shit.

If you don't know why people hate sticker star, prepare to experience it.

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>>385181436
>>385181471

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>twitch ads running timer

Is this a new thing? Don't think I've seen it before. Watching on a media player

I want to sit on Maral's lap.

>>385181512
>brown

Nigga she's not brown. She has a light tan at most.

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EYYYYYYYYYY
please fuck off

>>385181662
The fuck are those things?

Fuck, she makes me feel funny inside.
What does it mean bros?

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Scotfag loving it

>>385181708
She's persian.

Well nice to ser a WR

>>385181439
A better time, a simpler time

>>385181662
Post KeginDDR's face

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>>385181269
>They're all shit indie platformers though
still casual bait. "nerd" normalfags are all about those games

F E E T

E

E

E

T

>Run starts
>Paper Mario runner is in the couch
Would you like this?

>>385181761
Americans.

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>>385181662
The one on the right is actually nice, Proto is just a fucking creep.

Also fuck Sticker Star, good lord that game sucks.

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>>385181662

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>>385181837
Oh yes.

>>385181593
fuck I miss my 20's when I used to gather on a couch with my friends like that. ;_;

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Maral's getting pissy being near another female, brace for a catfight

>>385181771
Sure man but look at her. She doesn't really look brown brown.

Well, you heard it folks. Maral is the Soulsborne community bike.

>you will never drink and wrestle with these women

>>385181837
It's the only way to salvage it.

>You will never "wrestle" with Maral in a park drunk

can we watch the drunk wrestling on the alt stream

>>385181731
Thank god I'm not the only one who hates this fucking ad. I'm watching on PS4 so there's no adblock for me.

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>they get wasted at a park and wrestle

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Europoors showing their true colours.

>No one sniping that incentive
>hosts fucking around doing no hosting
>fat fuck swears a half dozen times on stream
>early
>6AM
>Random cunts who don't run games.
>sound issues every 2 seconds
>chat keeps dying.

dope marathon cunts.

>>385181924
She's just the right amount of brown.

>I can actually play the game

BTFO

are those grills gonna kiss?

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>wrestling with maral

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>>385181864
Calling Proto a creep is an understatement. The emphasis of someone who tried to wield the LGBTA like a weapon to be used against those they consider their enemies. A real piece of shit.

>>385182010
would really prefer if you'd be quiet sweetie x

>>385181991
adblock can't even save us now, I think it's overlaid into the stream so you can't block it; ublock isn't blocking it for me, anyway
If there is a way to, someone please share

>>385181991
The WHAT HAS AID EVER DONE FOR ANYONE is way more obnoxious.

>72 player SM64 relay

Neat

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This is the one song here I'm not sick of yet

>>385182129
Chocolate!

>>385182059
Seems like they both won.

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>>385181662

>>385182101
Even that meme came from a shit marathon that is still better than this shit.

>>385181864
>Literally complaining about peoples lifestyle that doesn't effect you what so ever.
Ill wear a dress if I want to goddamit!

>>385182059
T-this isn't wrestling! This is lewd!

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need sad cunts out of my thread right now

>>385182059
This is porn right?

>girls being comfy with each other is my fetish

>>385182059
>*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

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>>385182069
Oh yeah, unrelated musclegirl.

And another.

>>385182165
Don't you mean "Choc-o-late"?

>>385177489
I can't find this run.

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>>385182195
Proto hasn't even gotten surgery so he's still a dude wearing girls clothes, making him a huge fucking hypocrite.

Thankfully most people are sick of his drama shit.

Oh man I've missed streams like this. Gdq needs to burn even though they did have some great runs this hear.

I hope esa never changes. It's so nice.

>>385182219
You are correct.

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>scotfag running MG2
>wants to sing snake eater

Probably gonna choke on both too, I'm looking forward to it

FOUR
FUCKING
HOURS

hey it's the supportive German guy from the autistic man stream

>Sanae fumo

I haven't played Sticker Star so I'm kinda interested in this run.

Couch crew seem so fucking comfy

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Yump isn't there

>>385182285
lots of doctors require you live as a woman for some period of time before they give you pills or surgery

Hooray, lets watch the death of paper mario

>>385182010
>colours
Nice falseflag, Nigel

>>385182285
NOT YOU APPARENTLY BECAUSE YOU'RE STILL TALKING ABOUT IT

>>385182360
i would execute you with a single swift blow to the jaw if you even began uttering this drivel in my presence, worm

i dislike this camera angle

>>385182387
Yes, but we do it for the memes.

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why isn't the best runner of ESA commentating the German's run??????????

>Calling this better than TTYD

I know he's not serious and I'm still mad.

>>385182387
Posting a tweet is incredibly low effort and I've been in every single ESA thread dude, first time Proto has come up from me. Chill out.

>>385182393
Probably out of nowhere because you know you'll only get one you sweaty bastard

PLUSHIE ON STREAM

GDQ BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

Why is Michael Scofield running paper mario

>>385182451
Real life low quality bait

The autist is there. Hefty Deutch runner is just blocking him out.

>>385180474
Holy shit WW was awful. Hated that game even AS an edgy teen.

>>385182330
Get ready because this game sucks so much dick.

>>385182514
Fix the camera angle, Chad.
Fix it NOW.

>no second stream during 4 hour run

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any sad cunts still in my thread?

>>385182059
My ultimate fantasy that I've had for years has been my being a cute 6.8/10 girl falling in love and getting a tomboy gf and living on a farm. How degenerate is this fantasy, can I still attend GDQ?

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Is that /ourguy/?

>>385182330
Have you played any other Paper Mario? If so, get ready for sad times.

>2hu doll

>>385182210
yes

>>385182550
But that's a good thing, isn't it?

>>385182624
Fucking gay

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>>385182613
Only you mate, walk on

>>385182613
>jim beam in a can
is this real somewhere

>>385182227
>>385179803
My Summer Car starts here
https://www.twitch
.tv/videos/162001393?t=01h19m23s

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>>385182674
This game isn't located around my waist so no, it is definitely not a good thing.

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>4 hours of this shit

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>sticker star
Are you for real right now ESA

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>>385182745

>>385182778
I could eat a Peach for hours.

>>385182745
Australia

I'm drinking a patrician Spotted Cow after a trip to Wisconsin, shit is so nice.

Am I the only that thought the french girl sitting in Maral's lap was cute af? Like, I was mad jealous of Maral.

>Moonrunes for four (4) hours!

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>>385182745
fuckin oath m8

>>385182778
Post more peachy

>>385182772
Why the fuck didn't they split the videos up by runs?

Anyway, thanks anon.

>>385182869
She was pleasantly plump, like if she dropped into your lap it would make a horribly lewd sound.

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>>385182856
>>385182842
>it's only 4.6% ABV

>>385182869
i'd lather her up like a sweet, sweet piggy

>>385182772
One thing I'll say about GDQ is that they get stuff on youtube fast at least, no need for trawling through twitch

Worth seeing though, watch it if you haven't already

"stick er' star" this accent...
>>385182795
it like 6AM over there. for that time slot is fine. here is 1AM. which is also perfect for me to fall sleep.

Shoutouts to tech crew.

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>>385182914
It would be more fitting to post a bunch of fucking Toads.

>>385182928
I know right, its so shit.

>>385182916
it's just autoarchived there without any organization
video divisions start happening when the connection drops, otherwise there would have been 1 single video since saturday

>>385182916
Because VODs are encoded from the start of the stream onwards and since the stream never fucking stops the VODS have no endpoint. They don't just cut themselves.

>>385182745
in Aus and NZ its the staple drink of the poor

>it's open world but it's linear
Every time.

>>385183015
That's like splashing some actual Jim Beam into a regular can of coke. I bet they charge like $6 for that can in those countries too.

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>Sticker Star
>not TTYD
>or Paper Jam
>or even fucking Mario Golf GBA

>>385182928
It's jim beam and coke.

>>385183251
>I bet
don't do that

>>385183251
There's a reason why they're poor.

>>385183270
>Wanting any more RPG runs
Fuck you.

just tuned in - have people noticed the touhou yet?

>>385183342
Literally any of those are better than Sticker Star.

>>385183342
There are a few series I wouldn't mind sitting through. A Shadow Hearts or Breath of Fire game would be nice.

>>385183342
FUCK YOU, LEATHERMAN

>>385183251
$3.50 if you buy 24.

>>385182928
Technically that's about how the drink is supposed to be made. I would never make one that weak, but if you go on standard measurements it's not that far off.

>>385183446
>Literally any of those are better than Sticker Star.
Absolutely not. RPG runs are always several hours long and are boring as fuck.

>>385183527
>RPG runs are always several hours long and are boring as fuck.
>he says in a 4 hour run that is boring as fuck
what did he mean by this?

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>>385183506
>less than half jim beam and coke
I'm going for a Daria on that one. 4% Beam and 96% coke is disgusting, do teenagers drink that or what

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>Please don't do that

>>385183527
SS is four fucking hours you stupid fuck, plenty of better RPGs are that long or shorter.

>>385183591
4.6% alcohol doesn't mean 4% jim beam dummy. It means ~12%

>>385183678
>plenty of better RPGs are that long or shorter.
That doesn't mean they're more entertaining to watch.

>>385183506
>>385183591
If you're gonna mix, you stare straight down while pouring and misjudge it like a man

>>385183732
You know what I mean, I'm drunk. I wasn't going to work out the equation. Point is that's nasty.

>>385183737
Yes, there are several more entertaining RPGs to watch in 4 hours or less.

>>385183784
I always do 1/3 Coke, 1/3 Jim Bean, and then another bit of Coke at the top (followed maybe by more Jim Bean).

pooper mario

>>385183853
does that really make a difference? i always poor the bourbon/whisky in first and then just top it with coca cola

>you're not allowed to run a game on official hardware
the height of speedrunning autism

>>385183987
It probably doesn't but I'm a weak fucking cunt who likes my sweet drinks. I drink Malibu and pineapple juice, so that tells you a lot about my standards.

>>385183987
it would only make a difference if you don't stir it

>>385183853
>Yes, there are several more entertaining RPGs to watch in 4 hours or less.
There absolutely are not.

>>385184115
Kingdom Hearts

>>385184093
Go to bed, James. You have important stuff to do.

First time catching ESA, is this stream /nofunallowed/ like GDA, or has there been actually tolerable moments?

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>>385184115
There ABSOLUTELY are, how dare you assume otherwise.

>>385184038
Got to keep that capture card market alive bro.

>>385184189
On stream right now is a touhou plush facing the camera make of that what you will.

>>385184209
I'd shove that racket where the sun don't shine

>>385184189
Not even shilling for them but they are the legit the opposite of GDQ, fun is all kinds of allowed.

>>385184189
see the op

>>385184209
Would inhale her royal braps deeply.

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>>385184406
Peach is for loving, not brapping.

>>385184482
WEW LAD, she is for both you heathen!

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>>385184390
The OP webm should be made mandatory anchor post for now on for the threads this week.
And whenever someone asks that age old question if ESA is like GDQ, then just redirect to that post.

>>385183853
>I always do 1/3 Coke, 1/3 Jim Bean, and then another bit of Coke at the top (followed maybe by more Jim Bean).

Fair enuff, I think 1/3rd spirit is the sweet spot for it going down easy enough sober. Drunk it's a different matter because everything's dulled, until you mix a putrid cocktail that sobers you up at least

>>385183987
Same but I suppose it does to a point. Got a mate that does the wanky stir and all, he'll usually tell if you've just poured and gave him it

>>385184564
Do Eurofags not like GDQ? It struck me as more of a funny joke than any sort of real animosity.

>>385184636
That's what I thought, alot of the runners at ESA also go to GDQ so I think it was just a meme.

How was My Summer Car?

>>385184636
I think there's a little bit of bad blood because a lot of them have had runs denied, but for the most part no

NASA on the other hand...

dont like trannies or money laundering simple as

>>385183737
They could have gone with TTYD if there is at least one passable runner in europe (possible not since few run the game).

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>>385184623
Superiorest alcoholic drink coming through.

>>385184636
just bantz, ameriboy

>>385184752
>NASA on the other hand...
uh oh, what does that mean?

>>385184636
Euros have a very serious and deep inferiority complex towards Americans, it's actually really sad.

>>385184853
NASA is basically a gathering of people who have been banned from GDQ or can't stand the no fun police. They're openly hostile to it.

>>385184752
NASA is full of shitposters though like the dude who got banned for saying people should kill themselves for going WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>385184896
just bantz lad keep up

>>385184853
They openly shit on GDQ all the time.

>>385184853
NASA is composed of all the most sour grapes people who got their runs denied or themselves banned.

>>385184903
>>385184945
I wannanwatch NASA when does it air?

>>385185034
True, but it managed to be more entertaining than this year's GDQ on average

>>385185063
about a month and a half ago

>really makes you think

>going from Thousand Year Door to this

Fucks sake Nintendo.

>>385184752
>How was My Summer Car?
watch for yourself >>385182772

>>385185063
If only there was some tool you could utilize to find out that information

>>385184903
>>385184979
ah, thank you for clearing that up, is it about the same size as ESA or smaller?

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>>385184807
There's a flavour I'm not keen on but the rest are delicious, you just want to stock up even as a refreshing summer drink.

This is supreme though, probably my favourite in short bursts. Sweet nectar, until you get sick of it

>>385185063
https://www.nasa.gov/launchschedule/

>>385185118
smaller I think

>>385185034
GDQ is by far the shittest event though. Just because you completely sold out, removed all the fun and makes the most money doesn't mean you're the best or most legitimate

>>385184482
That penis looks like a balloon.

>>385185118
Pretty sure it is smaller and has only been held twice. The first one was almost impossible to watch due to tech issues, I missed the second.

>>385185108
What did you mean by this?

>>385185205
I think that means you should blow it.

>>385185201
ANOTHER $1000 Anonymous donation :DDDDDDD

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>>385185152
If we're talking drinks we stock up on, pic related.

>sarsparilla and rum
Exquisite. The creaming soda one is great too.

You can really tell that this guy is a sperg now that the yump guy is no longer here to make him seem better by comparison.

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>>385184636
First ESA here and it has been better than the 4 GDQs I've watched, that said the real reason I'm here is for the threads. I don't mind burgers since I'm usually in their time anyway, just mind the increased traffic compared to euro hours but that's to be expected

These recent threads have been better than GDQ ones by a mile though, little to no image spam, less people going out their way to completely derail (not talking about offtopic here). Loved it

>>385185497
>These recent threads have been better than GDQ ones by a mile though, little to no image spam, less people going out their way to completely derail (not talking about offtopic here). Loved it
this t.b.h f.a.m s.k.a g.h.i n.a.y h.g.i l.m.a

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>I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going

>>385185201
I don't know, I hate how its organized but most of the runs are still great, and thats what I really care about. Mega Man X2 race was fucking fantastic, as was Jedi Outcast.

>>385185497
True, these threads are way better than the GDQ threads, slower paced with less /pol/ bullshit.

I'm pretty sad I missed NASA, how was that?

>Bowser being the final boss in a mario game? No way!
>Ignoring the fact this wasnt the case in the good paper marios

ESA is only "better" because its not big. Once things get big they have to grow up which means no fun allowed.

>>385182772
based Maral knows about 'Joe goes to Finland' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3aD_8aCnY8#t=54

>>385185770
Except PM64 of course. Also the other rpgs.

>>385185690
>How was NASA
Okay. There were some good runs, but some of the runners are GDQ rejects and memelords.

>>385185786
Then we move on to the next small time speedrunning event and so on and so forth.

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>>385185853
>some of the runners are GDQ rejects and memelords
>some

>>385185845
Bowser wasn't the final boss in any of the Mario and Luigi RPGs, was he? Same with SMRPG.

Post piccys of maral plz:)

>>385185690
The staff hold the fun runners back though. SGDQ had lots of fun moments but the announcers are juxt insufferable

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>>385186017

>>385186019
Not all of them, some of the announcers were great. The A Link to the Past run is a good example.

>>385186001
He was the final boss of 3 of the M&L games in some form.

>>385186107
I'm pretty sure you're full of shit, he definitely wasn't the final boss in the first three M&L games.

>>385186162
>Bowletta; then you proceed to go into Bowletta's body to beat up Cackletta Soul, but since you fight Cackletta after Bowletta, we'll exclude that
>Shrowser, even though it pains me so much to call it the final boss
>Dark Bowser; and Mario/Luigi fight Dark Star Fawful
>Dreamy Bowser, self explanatory
>RoboBowser, fusion between Bowser and Paper Bowser
so thats at least 4 times he was the final boss.

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i love paper mario

>>385186462
Cackletta =/= Bowser, I knew you were going to try and bull that shit.
Shroom Princess is the real final boss.
Fawful is the final boss, not Dark Bowser

Those are the only M&L games I played but you're totally wrong about them.

>>385186162
Are you a retard?

>Superstar Saga: Bowletta
>Partners in Time: Shrowser
>Bowser's Inside Story: Dark Bowser
>Dream Team: Dreamy Bowser
>Paper Jam: lmao2bowser

>>385186546
*smacks lips*
*disregards conversation*

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Goodnight ESA friends.
Enjoy the Mariohs.

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>>385186640
euh, yeah.

>>385186698
Goodnight! Sleep comfy.

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>>385186698
Night cunt

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>>385186568
>objective fact is wrong

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>>385186698
night anon!

>>385186568
I literally just said I'm excluding Bowletta because of the circumstances.
Shrowser is the final boss since it's the final enemy you need to face to acquire the credits. It counts, even if it is shit.
You fight Fawful and Dark Bowser at the same time. Calling one the final boss, but not the other is just plain wrong.
It's at least 4 times, my dude.

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>>385186698
Goodnight, I will stay up and finish one more beer and then go to bed myself. Shit game but a decent run.

>>385186818
Sleep well, and thanks for all the Peach.

>>385185786
It's not even better