ESA 2017: Mimic Edition

FIRST FOR TITS OR GTFO

>I was looking at let's plays to see if I could learn any strategies
>But I couldn't

Kek

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Keep that shite in the last thread or I blast ye

>speedrun
>4 hours

:/

These runners are actually pretty funny, but this game is so shit.

>>385191449
I chose to actually watch the stream and keep posting on /v/, thanks

>>385191486
>speedrun
>they arent running at very fast speeds
:/

Shy Guys are /ourguys/

>>385191545
They'll add the motion blur later

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>haha shyguys are le cute :3

fucking roasties

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>>385191449
sorry buddy this is a sfw board, no nudity allowed

This is a good game, /v/. Say something good about it.

>>385191664
I like the part where he bing bing wahoos

Dark Souls confirmed

>everyone cursing freely
>donor readers talking about anime pillows and loving cum
>gay kissing
>talk of hentai and sex
>talking about and doing drugs on stream
>a strictly enforced "no-tranny" rule
>tension between european countries
>2hus and fun allowed
>all donations are read, even $1 donations

This is how an event is done.

Is Sticker Star the Dark Souls of the Paper Mario series?

why is mario a cuck?

>>385191491
Seriously, how the fuck is this engaging at all? I'm normally cool with easy games but every boss is insta-killed, its so goofy.

>>385191617
They're pretty cute, you've got bad taste. Also when did roastie become popular outside of /r9k/?

>>385191729
is any of this actually true, i might watch it then

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>>385191729
>a strictly enforced "no-tranny" rule

You say this but I'm still not 100% on the FFVIII girl (maybe) actually being female

Duck?

I never knew /v/‘s standards were that low, that they go for some fat Persian girl with a name like that

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>still an hour and a half left of this shit
Good fucking lord

>>385191912
Don't worry, she got dropped as soon as she started putting her legs on the other announcer

why do they have two streams?

>>385191808
Come on man, I can see this isn't your first post in the thread. We go through this every thread, give it a rest for once.

This game should be considered a war crime.

>>385191958
Good

>>385191912
All girls are best girl -- so long as they're pure.

>>385191969
this is my first thread tho didnt kno there was any other marathons other than gdq

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>>385191979
It wasn't an easy breakup

Guys, I'm starting to get the feeling that this game isn't very good.

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>>385191978
>one of the exits just takes you back to the start
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>385192070
Gross, a mobile /pol/tard.

>>385192134
>Gross, a mobile /pol/tard.
u lost me

>>385192079
I get a connection now, edobean is to GDQ as Persian lady is to ESA

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>>385192134
>one of the exits just takes you back to the start

Fucking galvan did that to me, bastard game. My reward for getting through the cryptic level is falling through a trap door. Get past it and now we're in the realm of multiple level identical corridors with destructible floors and trap doors, most leading to different places and dead ends. /v/ gauntlet was shit, NES was shit, Japan is shit no one should deal with such cuntery

i never want to hear alko talk again

>>385192190
maral is just a meme, edobean is legit waifu

first time watching paper mario gameplay. what's with the sticker bullshit slowly fixing a sticker to the background? all that is is an unnecessary break in the action

>>385192190
the difference is most people look forward to maral

edobean you hear the name and tremble

>boner
L-lewd

edobae and mongrel

>>385192671
Tremble from having an orgasm or what? Neither one will ever talk to you guys so who cares?

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>>385192752
Edobean pls

>>385192830

literally a goblin

>>385192830
Nah, but I interacted with her briefly at SGDQ. She seems pretty nice.

>>385192892
same

Its not a shit Mario game without Petey.

>The game is fun and nobody can say otherwise
FUCK YOU

>the game is fun, just don't compare it to other games
FUCK YOU

text boxes more visually impressive than the actual game, the STATE of paper mario

3D was a mistake

>>385193786
The visuals in this game are pretty fantastic, its the gameplay thats the problem.

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>mario

Can anyone explain to me why it seems like it's mostly older and retro games are speedrun? Are modern games just not suited to it? Or is it something different? Could a game like Horizon Zero Dawn be speedrun?

>>385193903
Yeah, but newer game usually have less defined routes.

>>385193903

More time has been put into older games.

>>385193903
Probably on ESA, yeah. This is a very GDQ block right now but we've had obscure german rpg shit and the lot

Only one hour left guys. We're gonna make it.

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>>385194104
I'm getting pretty sleepy, I'll probably have to crash either immediately after this or sometime soon.

But man these summer speedrunning threads are great, so relaxing.

>>385194104
After this is birdsong for a bit, and if a game doesn't capitalise its own title I've got low hopes for the content desu

>>385193903
There is no pattern, people just picking random games they are used to play a lot just to participate in speedrunning event.

>>385194104
whats in an hour

I want this commentator with the femme voice to go the fuck away

>>385194669
The woman?

>>385194784
yeah bring back the trannies ffs

>>385194784
alko

the one making the "jokes"

>>385194857
I agree. I wouldn't mind another My Summer Car run.

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>>385191963

Holy Christ what a shit boss

why is there any anime doll?

>>385195510
yes

>>385195510
Average touhou fag is a moderately handsome german apparently

>>385196069
Germans are pretty hardcore about games and fitness, doesn't surprise me.

What a great game to speedrun!

>>385196274
We're almost free

Jesus fuck just stop goddammit.

>>385196109
Krauts are just hardcore, people thought he was a bastard but I liked the sarcy one the other day where he just ripped on the game the entire run while the dev was in a call with him

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ITS PEACH

Korean Bowser

yawn
a
w
n

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>trap

Q U A C K

This boss battle actually looks fun, probably because its not just 2 turns.

im glad its over

Co-op run now

>>385196706
SPOKE TOO SOON

F

What amazing gameplay!

This was the most GDQ-tier run of the event
>Overly long RPG run
>Mediocre commentary
>Runners feigning confusion
>Hosts making terribly unfunny, forced puns

I'm glad it's over

What a man!

>>385196965
I thought the commentary was pretty fun.

Rate this run

1/10
boring and dull

>now we are forced to sit through the entire credits

Fucking christ

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Why is thread so dead?

Is America asleep right now or did everyone bail after the mindbreak of 9 hours of FF8?

>>385197036
6/10, average run elevated by some decent commentary.

What an absolute shitmess of a game.

>>385196965
>Runners feigning confusion
this really annoys me, especially when they drag it on forever

>>385197160
Its 3:00 AM here in CST (aka the best timezone in America), so yeah probably.

>>385197036
Was alright but good god remove the hosts, they were the weak link of this run
>>385197160
Long RPG runs do that, like Golden Sun and Venetica and Pokemon.

>man this was a bad run

Kek

>>385197253
Golden Sun was like 3 hours, it wasn't even that long.

Fucking finally it's over. All RPG runs should be moved to the second stream.

>the credits are STILL fucking going

Jesus christ this fucking run

>ending on the D
>pretty lewd

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>22 seconds under estimate

Oh shit, 2nd stream is back?

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I missed the Sanea fumo guy running, was it any good?

>>385197343
Where do you put the line for long if not around 3 hours, it was one of the longest runs of this event.

Oh god, look at this fucking fag.

W H I C H S T R E A M L A D S ?

H

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C

H

S

T

R

E

A

M

L

A

D

S

?

This bitch can't speak with her eyes open. What in the fuck?

Kek, it's fucking Euro Jack Black. also wtf is wrong the lass's arms?

is that a tranny? or just an extremely effeminate neckbeard

>>385197584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toNsPh-pxgc

Remember lads, Alko is /our boy/

>see Portland in the name
>get confused because they are not in your city
>remember everyone has forgotten about Portland Maine.
>watch ESA 2017 cry and eat moose tracks ice cream

>>385197654
she must lift

GIRL VOICE MAN GIRL VOICE MAN THE MAN HAS A GIRL VOICE.

These two have to win the most disturbing pair of hosts so far.

>>385197705

More like she must eat

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Do you guys lift

>>385197560
I don't know man, 3 hours for a big RPG seems fine for me. But I actually watch a lot of these events so if the run is fun I really don't mind.

LONE WOLF

SOLO RUNNER

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>tfw to dumb to play bird song

>it's a short gimmick "retro" game by a solo runner

>>385197697
fuck no

Where is Suzy? Shes always next to Bangerra on his runs.

>>385197898
hello, outsider

This looks like it would give you a migraine.

Can I please just fucking die already?

choke
CHOKE
C H O K E

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Who loves food here?

This dude shitting on himself. Alone. Totally alone. :(

CHOKE FUCKING CITY

POPULATION: 1

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>indie game

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>>385197997
b-but why

>>385198081
wtf

BIRD DID IT

GOOD BIRD

I mean no ill will as I say this but why the fuck is everyone choking so bad at this year's ESA? I feel Goddamn bad for this runner, 6000 souls are watching him...

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>>385198138
Because of the visuals of the game, anon, it seems extremely painful to look at.

Do you thoroughly enjoy Game Boy games, /v/?

>>385198178
When he had that period where he was dying he was being unnecessarily hard on himself. And there was nobody with him or anything. Poor dude saved it, but I don't like to see people do that to themselves.

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on a scale of 1-10 how autismo do you have to be to memorize the route and speedrun it?

Oh boy some heavy handed commericals using kids

SUPERSHOOTER

my ads playing guys what do you think so far?

That was actually kinda nice after 4 hours of background noise. Couldn't take my eyes off it, cute little game.

CHILDREN ARE OUR YOUNGEST PATRIOTS
ONWARDS FOR THE SOVIET UNION
MOSCOW IS BEHIND YOU

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>>385198081
I know it fucking broke my heart......

Is the commentator on the left Trace from Axiom Verge?

Stream 2 is up

>>385198538
You'd need a proper gun license to own this in my cucked country.

>Look away from the stream for a couple minutes because birdsong ended
>Apparently I missed SML
What the fuck

FUCK ON STREAM

NOT BANNED BECAUSE ACTUAL FUN MARATHON

Wonderboy looks fun as fuck.

>>385198691
Super Mario Land just started on stream 1

BELT LEATHER BELT

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Why are Yurofags so cheap? They've barely raised any money at all

>>385198903
Yeah, I'm watching it now. The stream said that SML2 was up next, so I figured I somehow missed the SML run.

Aww man, Berlindude game over'd.

DED LUL

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Oh God a choke, RIP

>>385198925
it's almost as if this is a much smaller event than Gays Done Quick

"Goddamn it!" that poor bastard...

Bahaha what the fuck is with all the chokes? Every goddamn run now.

I like how ESA doesn't give a fuck about GDQs anymore, before they wouldn't put a game that was already runned on the GDQ earlier that month.

super mario land was one of my first video games
seeing it in color is weird

>>385198925
just bantz lmao you alright mate? haha holy shit

>>385199027
Yeah it seems completely different in color.

>>385198538
Whats the joke here? Those were legit toys you could buy from crappy stores around here.

>>385199097
Was in response to the child soldier ad. It's just an ad for toys I stumbled across on Youtube a while back.

>>385199019

They are doing two next year they should wait to see when GDQ are doing their's then do it two weeks before.

D A I S Y

JUGGLING CONFIRMED

DO IT

>didn't raise enough money to juggle
>juggles anyway

What a bro

OH! DAISY

Oh god, Berlindude is choking again. Poor guy.

That set-up time

>>385199658
>that laugh
Feel so bad

>>385199585
Banned for unauthorised juggling. This is a family event.

>>385199683

yeah i mean imagine if those balls were your testicles haha

Whoa, he said something.

how was the my summer car run? You guys got a twitch link to it? They didn't upload it on youtube yet it seems

>>385199730

It was fun as fuck. Finnish bantz and assembling the car during the inspection.

>>385199730
It was really good.

>robot boss out of nowhere
Pretty sweet finale.

>6 times per minute

N-NANI??

SML2 is so fucking strange.

>>385199730

Go on their twitch channel and click videos and find it yourself asshole.

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>>385199858
Reminded me of the final boss of Zero Mission.

>>385199730
They completely BTFO GDQs with a middle finger to their logo during the game.

>>385199730
Hilarious all around
>that TWEEST after the inspections were over
funny as fuck if you were paying attention to their commentaries.

What game is this? It looks like a game that I remember playing as a kid.

Mario Land looks alot like Wario Land, what a surprise.

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>>385199730

>>385200075
Halo 2 on the Wonderswan

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>>385200075
You have the name on the screen, watch it closely

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>>385200185

>QT Russian accent announcer

>>385199730
It was just a letsplay with some 9gag tier jokes that /v/ went crazy over for some reason. Typical e-celeb shit instead of an actual speedrun

>fucking birds, FUCKING BIRDS
Comfy stream 2

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>Sega console sounds

Run on stream 2 is bretty good.

>>385201080
switched to 2, no regrets

I had no idea there was a gta IV run neato

AIDS

More Mickey

>>385201402
WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?

>>385201481
dunno

/v/! huh
What is it good for?

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>diminished terrorism

>>385201508

ACTUALLY NOTHING

Spooky stream 2

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>this is the SUPERHOT runner

Pottery

>>385201583

Oh fuck, finally something that /v/ actually likes to talk about.

those ads are shameless wtf

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why on earth would the UK be under martial law and why would the plan be to migrate to an even bigger mudslime infested shithole

also they really need to just end this ad after the second happy birthday

I actually quite like this ad even though i don't agree with the message.

REFUGEES YOU GUYS

Look at that grill's thighs. Yum.

dude FUCK borders xd

>>385201697
good post
>>385201669
bad post

Which stream should I watch?

>>385201652
I agree, it's pretty good.

Nevertheless, bad things happening somewhere else in the world don't impart a moral duty on me to stop them, let alone commit cultural and economic suicide accommodating an endless flood of migrants.

Just watched My Summer Car

Good shit

>>385201805

Mine. If you like boipucci.

>>385201805
Both, win-win

>>385201805

Neither. Gives you more time to focus shitposting in this thread instead.

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>>385201837
But we need to save all cute lolis!
>tfw all migrants are "kids" and males in their 30's

What the FUCK was that ad?

>>385201952
Designated shitposting time is in 2 hours when SUPERHOT starts.

>GTA4 run

Will it be good?

Was Kalar"yump"Mar the co-commentator during the Paper Mario run?

>>385201697
What is the girl's name?

THE FIRE RISES

>>385202141
Nope, just 2 other people

A M E R I C A

Evem Kirby has his own little headset.

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POYO!

>started the timer while they were playing minigames

Kek

Oh look, Mr Shahsta again, someone post his furspona.

Why is she talking about donating to take her shirt off? What is this degenerate filth?

>>385202891
Is this a ruse or did it really happen? I was getting coffee

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Psychonauts is off to a good start.

>>385202968
yeah, she flashed her tits

>>385203079
Ok so a ruse. Thanks

>>385202968

Yeah on stream two she was talking about it not being allowed but then it being fine if it was "consentable".

>>385203079

Ignore this faggot.

>Level 4, Rape Garden
Weird name for a level

>This Psychonauts run

Miles ahead of the Kirby race with the going through puberty American

>>385203339
I plan on playing it so don't want to have it spoiled.

>>385203416

Same

>the female donation reader is shitposting IRL

Is she dare I say /ourgirl/?

I fucking love Psychonauts

>>385203830
Which one?

Who's the grill on Stream 2? She seems fun.

>tfw no incentive donation for maral to give you a bj

>>385203934
Stream 2

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>>385204064
Why live bros?

how was the My Summer Car stream lads

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>>385204419
Ebin/10

Meat circus is great

>>385204419
Pretty good overall until the GOAT ending.

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>>385204054
Curseddolls

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Mr_Shasta's fursona is cute!

>>385204687
She seems nice

>stream 2 co-commentator

10/10 would have co-commentate again

>>385204653
>>385204486
looks like I need to find a VoD

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>>385204717
reminds me of another one

Psychonauts runner wasn't very good.

>>385204717
It's shit.

>>385204787
https://www.twitch
.tv/videos/162001393?t=01h19m28s

Why are so many gay furries otters now anyway are foxes and wolves not cool enough

>Sniper Elite V2
>GTA IV

FINALLY something worth watching.

>>385204896
oh thanks

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>>385204717
>super-pronounced ass
Why are the visible furries always the ones with the shittest taste and the worst art?

Girl talking on stream 2 looks tired as fuck.

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>>385204897
Tsampikos happened.

That bitch on stream 2 is going crazy.

>>385204896
>Eidgod and Maral kissu
what the fuck

>>385204962
Because the quiet furries don't waste their money on dumb commissions. They just get off to whatever already exists.

There's a Chinese kid about to minecraft

>>385204995
Isn't that a girl though?

Why are the sub emotes pigs? Isn't Sweden 20% Muslim? Don't they want to be as tolerant as possible?

>>385204717

How much did it cost for that?

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>>385205434
I don't know the artist but judging by the style and quality I'd say ~$100 but up to $200.

Something like pic related (spoilered because it's furry fetish garbage) which is a single character no background with a complete finish from a well-known and in-demand artist would cost as much as $400.

>>385205434
well according to the prices in the artist's watermark about $80

>>385205109
Sure, still doesn't change a thing.

>>385205586
>400 bux for this
furries really have too much disposable income

Sniper starting

Is that a girl (girl)?

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qt on first stream

>>385205749
she sure sounds like one

>>385205761

Get her off screen she is distracting.

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>>385205761
How can gdq compete

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>>385205761
>tfw you'll never meet a cutie gamer girl
Pff, it doesn't even affect me.

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>>385205647
You can get work almost as good for much cheaper if you're willing to look for new artists with less of a customer base.

You could get something like pic related for as little as $40 (if you're lucky) but more realistically $60-$80 if you find a starving artist. The problem is finding one that's comfortable drawing your request and that specialises in your fetish AND that will actually deliver the product in a reasonable timeframe. If you can't do those three then you'll be forced to shell out the big bucks to get a "name" artist that will draw whatever you want and deliver it on time.

Who is the goddess on stream 1

Sexy Mia

Damn, do they ever have any donations?

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All her pics are filtered up the wazoo

>>385206186
skelly legs

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>>385201621

>>385206186
Terrible legs.

Dude just teleported

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>>385206224
>>385206263
eh better thin than fat imo

>>385206314

B E L L Y

Donations!

Those are not fuel tanks, you can't destroy heavy tank just by blowing up some gas canisters outside of it. This is gay.

>whiteknight
BANNED

>>385206465

Nazis weren't even real, so none of it is realistic anyways.

>>385206314
Insta link where

>>385206603
>scalie
Chad Thundercock there has excellent taste.

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How was the My Summer Car speedrun?

>>385206846
good old fun

>>385206846

see >>385200185

>>385206846
finnish

>>385206846
Pretty good. Someone posted the vod in this thread

>there's no real difference between a bolt action rifle and a semi-automatic rifle other than the number of bullets it holds

Who is this bitch on the stream and why is she so retarded?

>>385206918
I think she means in the video game, you fucking goofball. Get some sleep.

>>385206918
she's probably just talking about the game calm down with your autismo

>>385206918
>implying she's not 100% correct though
semi-automatic actions are a meme used by people who don't have the discipline to be proficient with the more accurate, more reliable, more resilient bolt action

hence why they're perfect for the amerifat military

>>385206918
>getting this assmad about women
she means in the game

S M O O T H

Throw Mia some good lines, fellas.

>hey mia r u a beaver? caus dam girl!

>>385206949
>>385206972
>>385206984
>>385206992

In real life and in the game, using the bolt action rifle means you take your eye off of the scope each time after you fire a shot so you can work the bolt and chamber another round. The semi does this automatically so your eye can stay on the scope. Retards

>>385207096
>can't work a bolt without breaking his sight picture
american detected

>indieshit
Versus
>dude my vagina xDD

Sleep was a mistake

>>385207096

t. seething autist

>>385207096
oh wow you fucking schooled us son

Why would the germans spend the time, money, and resources making giant towers to put flak cannons on instead of just sticking them in an open field?

>>385206846
Kinda shitty run, doesn't show the best moments about the game, 0 amazing strats and glitches.

>>385207142
t. country without conceal carry

>>385207202
autism, they lost the war for a reason

I want to impregnate Mia

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>>385207202

same reason the largest country in the world with more horse and carts than trucks: because they're fucking retarded

Actually there was helmets, this game is just terrible.

Mia getting wet as fuck from all these hot donations.

WOW
THE SEXISM
OH MY GOD
THIS IS WHY WE DON'T HAVE GIRLS IN GAMING

>second half of the game
>randomly start killing russians

Ex-SU devs can't keep their hateboner in their pants

You ready for /ourgirl/ to run SUPERHOT soon, guys?

Do you know who is also SuperHot?
/ourgirl/ Protomagicarlgirl

>>385207389

I'm ready for the shitposting.

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is Mia his gf?

so who's gonna be brave enough to throw that archeologist line

>>385207442
>european girl
>white boyfriend

S P I C Y
P
I
C
Y

>>385207454
>I want to setup a dig site in your ancient ass

Mia's a spicy girl.

Mia must be the victim of a recent terrorist attack, because id lower my standards for her

Time to hit on Trance.

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Hearing these donations it's easy to see why twitch has so many camsluts milking betas for every cent they can

>Proud to be Swedish

That's just absurd.

Why is Mia talking about rubbing herself?

Is there a picture of the Swedish(?) donation reader?

>>385207787
she's average but apparently she loves to swallow

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>>385207771

>>385207828
I want my own Mia gf

2 SPICY

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>>385207787
Maral

>taking her jacket off

SHE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT SHE'S DOING HNNGG

>"you guys gotta chill"
>proceeds to take her clothes off

hmm...

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>5 hour GTA IV "speed"run

>wake up feeling pretty good
>immediately see guy with QT GF on stream
>lose all motivation
it's going to be a long day
wish they would ban GFs to be honest