ESA 2017

asian girls

Was it better than AGDQ? Is fun allowed? I didn't watch any of it

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>>385124818
>an hour and a half

Anything after 64 isn't worth watching

Rayman Oranges

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>>385124818
>running Ape Escape 2 before Ape Escape 1

It's shine time

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>playing Mario in Portuguese

Rayman Oranges soon

>>385124903
Fun is allowed but it's full of autists

>>385124930
UMA

Hyped for Rayman Oranges.

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>>385124903
>Is fun allowed?

the paper mario run was the definition of fun
and autism

>>385124930
That's italian

>playing Mario in chinese

why won't nintendo make a game about how toadsworth died cold and alone in a hospice shortly after suffering a massive stroke on the return flight?

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>>385125001

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>>385124891
I love asian girls!

>>385125001
20+ min of yump choking. It had it's moments but it got hard to watch during that bit.

>>385125131
very cute

>>385125178
the german was very supportive so it's OK!

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>>385124818
>tfw 24 hour chat banned for saying save the frames, kill the children

>>385125131
White roastie shills please, no matter how much you post it won't change the fact that asian girls are a lot less scary than whites

>>385125131
>trying to find at least a average looking one

>>385125246
Why did she make a poop?

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>>385125246

>>385125289
what did he mean by this?

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I think this commentator is the guy that choked hard on WC3

>>385125131
Love em

That 101 streamer beat his record which was the previous WR.

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>>385125246

>>385125131
You could make a runway long enough to launch a B-25 with all of those foreheads

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>>385125508
//

>>385125508
That tends to happen when you are the only one running the game.

>>385125616
I wish this was a doujin and not just the three pics

>>385125651
thats slandering
there are three (3) runners world wide!

We watching origins when it starts?

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>>385125508
>run is 5 hours
>there's time to save
Wow, who would've guessed?

choke

Actual speedgame is being run, wake up!

>>385125423
That wc3 choke was fun. Like I dont blame the guy for skipping the mission better that than not seeing the rest. And like yea he seemed to have nice apm but why was he constantly shooting his own units with mortars, sending Arthas to go from 100% to 1% in 5s just to pop divine shield, drop orb of fire when he had 2 free slots, not use rally flags for buildings... uh??

>>385125739

Those are honestly some of the most depressing tits I have ever seen.

>that fucking light setup

lmao

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>>385125739
>tfw he has a bigger dick than me

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>>385125739

wish they'd stop with races

I used to like those but now I'd rather just get a proper single run with good commentary

>>385125739
>being this mentally ill

>>385125835
Wait the WC3 "speedrun" the runner choked? Like choked harder than the Wind Waker HD runners? Did they mercy kill it?

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coming up on stream 2

>>385125131
a few 10/10s in there desu

>tune in
>it's Nintendo hour
>not even the good 3D Mario speedgame
Thank god for Rayman Origins.

>>385125892
races are only fun when there's good commentary or its between 2 friends and there's some banter between them.

>>385125892
I like races if the game if there's a lot of runners for a game, mario sunshine is one of the most popular games for speedrunning and gets in every year, single runs woul dprobably get boring quickly

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>>385125850
>manlet and dicklet
I guess atleast I don't need to feel bad about being a virgin since it's beyond me.

>>385125264
U gave me a giggle lad, so it was worth it.

>>385125739

someone post an imgur link or something.

>>385125920
Nothing choked harder than the WW run though the yump failure of Paper Mario got close.

>>385125928
so apart from falllout all shit

I spent an autistic amount of time getting mario dirty and spreading the muk everywhere in this game

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>>385125917
I saw that post m8

>>385125131
wtf they look like actual people and not artificial sex dolls

>>385126057
>tfw tall and big guy but small dick
You gotta line up all the slots to win anon

>>385125920
he just skipped the level

>>385125920
He spent like 20 minutes on trying to beat one of the missions but then eventually quit it and skipped to the next mission. It was like supposed to be easy but so much "THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE" happened and AI kept flanking his mortar teams forcing him to reload the save multiple times.

>>385125928
New Vegas is one of the worst Bethesda runs, it's just that revolver teleport for 20 minutes.

>>385124818
>>385125739
Christ Alive, what did I miss???

>>385125835
Missed some of it but I think he said something at the time (before it went to shit) that it was worth bombing his own units so long as the mortars themselves were safe. In the end he lost too much and couldn't finish it with what he had, must have been kicking himself

>>385125892
>>385126002
Just watch let's plays.

>>385126132
werster comeback FUCKING WHEN?=?!?!?!

>>385126057

Manlet and dicklet is fine if you're a gay bottom at least.

>>385126193
shit tranny nude

>>385126132
I will never live with this shame.

>>385126193
naked guy with tits

>>385126189
Wait, what revolver teleport?

>Rayman Runner is French

I'm actually ok with this

>>385126193
I fucking missed it too!

>>385125920
He used a cheat to end the level where you have to survive 30 minutes or destroy all the enemy bases because he wasn't playing well enough to actually win the fight and probably ended up slower than just surviving, other than that I think he was also over estimate, but it was nowhere near as bad as WW.
But yeah he literally used AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs.

>fart occasionally
>they're loud BRRRAAAAAAPPP ones
how do i make it stop lads

>>385126226
>got married
>taking care of someone else's kid
>comeback never

>>385126389
he looks like a fun dude

>>385126451
Plug it

It's such a shame origins wasn't successful.

>>385126451
Plug your ass faggot.

Or stop eating like a dumpster

>>385126542
define "not eating like a dumpster"

>switch stream cause bored to tears by mario
>ze ze ze ze ze ze ze ze
pretty gud

>>385126521
Both Origins and Legends made a ton of money

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>>385126451

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>>385125850
>>385126057
>tfw over 6', bear mode
>tfw above average dick
>tfw no females to share any of this with

>>385126630
So where's the next Rayman game

>>385126616
what's the second stream link?

>>385126630
Then why is the series turbodead?

>>385126630
Not enough to save Rayman from mobile hell.

>>385126652
now that's a funny looking fish!

>>385126686
Literally in the OP you cock gobbler

>>385126652
How long did that take you to reel in?

>>385126652
Seems very painful, for me

The guy on the right should just stop.

>>385126504
>>385126542
>>385126652

>tfw only plug at home is my really nice tailplug
>can't wear it while I sit down tho

fug

>>385126616
I'll do the same, anything's better than bing bing wahoo!

>>385126364
The revolver buffers inputs while you reload but fucks up if you unequip it in the middle of it and gives you a ton of forward inputs, essentially teleporting you every time you do it. It's the main trick to get across the map quickly.

>>385126601
Less fast food, less soda, less junk food in general. Cook your own meals, use fresh ingredients

>>385126364
>--- Reload Dashing

>Needs a gun with a one-bullet-at-a-time reload animation, and also ammunition for the gun. The fastest one to get is a .357 Revolver from Chet in Goodsprings, and he also sells at least two different ammo types for it (regular, hollow point, and .38 special). It's faster to just but 1 bullet of a specific ammo type and use the swap ammo key instead of shooting and then reload the gun.
>After hotkeying the gun for better chaining (I use 1 because hey that's close to 2, which is the swap ammo button) equip the gun, move in a direction and initiate the reload animation with 2 (Swapping ammo, only press once) and press TAB or F2 once to queue up the pipboy (Keep holding movement key). When pipboy is up, unequip the gun using either keyboard or click it with your mouse. Using the keyboard is more consistent, however if you press enter twice the game will crash. After unequipping your gun, press TAB to close menu again and you should go flying in the direction you held.

>(Hold W, press 2 then F2/TAB, Unequip Gun, TAB)

>Reload Dashing is dependant on your character having the regular walking/strafing animations, making you unable to dash if your legs are broken.

>Dashing according to the above mentioned method does not work on the release (1.0) version of New Vegas. The glitch was introduced in later patches due to the pip-boy being able to be brought up earlier after a reload.

>not getting the time attack electoons

What is he, a pussy?

>>385126824
Get creative, did you fall for the wii meme by any chance

>>385126830
>love New Vegas
>never knew this

Well fuck me sideways. I might have to try this next time I play NV.

Origins was so fucking good. Better than Legends to me.

eu is absurdly bad at games jesus christ.

>>385126828
I'm all for quality bing bing wahoo, Sunshine ain't it.

>>385126830
>>385126880
Nice. Last I checked NV runs were pretty standard.

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>>385126238
I WANT TO SEE IT, someone repost it....please?

I tried watching the stream on my work PC and it worked for a minute then my tab closed and the site is now banned. IT just called me and want me to go upstairs to the executive offices.

What fucking excuse do I use?

Guys, is there a way he is possible to do that?

>>385126993

I'm not the same person by the way. Not about to place some household item up my ass. Just sad my regular plug is in Canada so I can't sit plugged up is all.

>>385126848
I mostly eat stuff like half finished frozen food that I fry and have pasta or mashed potatoes with. Drink only water, milk and coffee.

I'm a chuckster!

>>385125920
What happened with the Wind waker run?

>>385127046

It was Sue Lightning. Just goggle her on ashemaletube.com for a vid of her getting barebacked in the boipussy

>>385127083
"fuck off you nazi cunts, I'll get the work done"

>>385127083
Say you are a muslim

>>385127214
>her

Origins was so fucking cheerful

>>385127083
"I'm sorry, I just like to watch cringy ass man children play video games very fast. Please don't fire my pathetic ass."

>>385127083
why the fuck would it be banned? Tell them it's a fucking Charity stream.

Which stream are you watching?

>>385127083
Tell them you're supporting human traffickers who smuggle immigrants to Europe.

>>385127083
>"if you don't fire me I'll make you feel good"

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>Mario 64 70 star relay
>70 runners each get one star
That actually sounds interesting

>>385127204
The runners tried using TAS strats. One was stuck for over a hour the other just under a hour. They mercy killed it

>>385127404
Rayman

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>>385127214
kek, it was sue? I fap to her on the reg :D

>>385127305

Don't be transphobic, asshole

>>385127404
Ze secondary stream.

>>385127515
>her

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>>385127083

>Frenchman genuinely says ooh la la

I thought that was just a stereotype

>>385127459
Only one of the runners were trying a TAS strat while the other one was supposedly RNG, but considering that he couldn't get it in all of that time I highly question his judgement in going for it.

>BING BING WAHOO!

BING BING WAHOO

nig nig shaqfu

>>385127214
>>385126238
what?

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Why are French accents so hot, anons?

>DutchJ with the comebacks

>>385127705
Considering the fairy thing blew up in his face, he should have changed strats instead of wasting just about a hour and 14 deaths

BASED DUTCH

Holy fuck origins had such a good soundtrack

It's weird but perfect for the game

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>>385127686
French people don't do that.

>>385127705
>>385127875
They were both idiots.

There's a reason the term "marathon safe strats" exists in speedrunning

There isn't enough Super Mario Sunshine at GDQ.

>>385127862
they're not, they sound goofy

>>385127960
haha DAE read /int????

Speaking of Ape Escpae, i saw Spike getting fucked by a boar.

>>385127705
>>385127459
The fairy hover Linkus was stuck on for an hour is what pretty much killed WW HD any%, it saves upwards of 2h and requires both insane execution (which he mostly had done) and insane luck (which gave him the middle finger).
Dunno why they decided to show any% in a marathon setting but even after he spent an hour not getting it it would have still been significantly faster than any alternative.

>>385127984
The "marathon safe strats" would have been an entirely different run that's over twice the length.

What happened that made everyone like Sunshine? I swear years ago people would say Sunshine was the worst Mario game.

What's the best origins stage and why is it the chilli part of food world?

>>385128064
That's /pol/ shit. /int/ is a different thing.

>>385128145
Wind Waker syndrome. People hated it cause it looked different, but then liked it cause it was good.

>>385128126
So you're talling me they submitted a marathon unsafe race? How fucking dumb is that

>>385128026

you're goofy

>>385128261
Pretty much, yeah. It should have never been in the marathon in the first place. If they wanted WW they should have played the GCN one.

>>385128126
Thanks for clearing it up. I guess it was just a bad game to race then.

>>385128261
Because the runners are number 2 and 4 in the world and for a bit there they were getting the difficult shit done like the lighting fast swims and such.

>>385127862
No idea, but I want a french GF now.....

t. Sad 'murrican

>>385128145
It's an alright speedgame. Not as great as 64 though.

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>>385128252
>Wind Waker
>was good.

This Origins run is just really optimised platforming

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>>385124891
There were azns on ESA?

is the spanish Mario sunshine runner mute?

WAH
WAH
YAHOO

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is he gonna do it guys? is he gonna speak!?!?

>>385128641
Probably no hablo ingles

>>385128690
Not after all that bullying.

>Dutch is the 9th fastest
>Danieru is 14th

A lot closer than I would have expected.

What do you think of ESA 2017 so far ?
https://strawpoll.com/grhdephh

>>385128789
what did i miss?

>>385128690
what happened?

Left runner needs to stop worrying/looking at Dutch's TV. Seems like he is trapped in his own head Just relax and play the game like Dutch is.

>>385128841
>Good
came in expecting nothing and was pleasantly surprised.

>>385127331
>cringy ass man children play
That sounds like insecure pedophiles.

>>385128973
he's just holding up the microphone constantly not speaking

Dutch, no...

>not vibrating your arm

Shit button masher, doubt he even got past the mgs torture scene

>>385128848
>>385128973

The French dude started yelling at sandniggers like him have ruined Europe.

>>385128848
Guy's the spaniard who did Rayman 2 yesterday, his english is terrible, possibly the worst so far including announcers.

Humble bundle soon

>>385128690
>rayman
Looks a bit like a middle eastern Cyghfer.

>in a beautifully air conditioned room
>be naked balls looking massive and amazing
>playing Dokkan Battle while watch the Sunshine race

Maximum comfy lads

>>385129157
His english was fine though.

If that fairy makes you small then you're low test

>>385129149
Can't forget that he started swinging at him too.

>>385129289
man what kind of comfy is this?

>>385129157
but how he get bullied? wasn't only the usual /v/ shitposting?

>Inb4 someone makes Spikat memes on the Ape Escape runs

>>385129293
Accent too thicc.

>>385129461
I'm assuming chat went to town.

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>>385129289

Prove it. No one man can be this comfy.

Good humble bundle lads, check it out

I only watch this for the ugly traps. Where the traps at? Asking for a friend.

>tfw not even speedrun marathobs can distract me from depression anymore

>>385129569
hope there will be some sopa de macaco donations desu

When did Dutch get ahead? The manta?

>>385124818
>mongs who compete against a timer think they're at all comparable to human vs. human sport
you're like the sprinters who only beat ghost times. pathetic

>>385129616
Eh, it's mediocre at best

Which level has the best soundtrack in origins?

>>385129692
>"SPIKE X KAT FOREVER" on the chat
>Mentions of fucking Yumi and Specter
>Racist jokes
>Sopa de macaco

>>385129692
UMA

>>385129702
The lead has been changing back and forth

>>385129738
Just be glad it's not another shitty software pack

>>385124818
How many trannies are there on this event?

>>385129157
That's because schools teach English pretty fucking badly here.

>Soaniard has finally switched on his mic

>>385129947
0 possibly 1

who said rayman origins is bad fuck you just look at this amazing game how will mario ever recover

RNG saves the Spain!

>>385130091
Platformers as a whole are not good

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SLENDIDO'D

>>385125131
Why do they all have such hideous haircuts? Girls are supposed to care about their hair.

>>385130189

Video games as a whole are not good, though.

>>385130091
It sucks

>>385130240
tru LOL

>>385130091
In my experience, only 2D Mario fags shit on Rayman. These are the people who end up trying to convince you NSMBU was actually good.

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>>385130240

>>385130220
I think Japanese schools are generally pretty strict on haircuts and makeup (obviously some more than others)

>>385130240
Big if true

>>385129738
I take it back, just set in that I bought Mighty No. 9 and apparently already had Killer is Dead

Lums of the water is the best tune

>>385129684
there was a story about some guy who was stopped by the cops and searched because he fit the profile of someone else they were looking for. They found a wire going to his pants and wouldn't explain what it was. They called a bomb squad and found out that it was a vibrator that he had in his ass.

Put yourself in his shoes. All those cops handling you and asking you questions while you have a sex toy up your ass and don't want them to find out and laugh at you.

Still depressed?

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>check schedule
>tfw I'll be asleep by the time they start speedrunning My Summer Car
being a wageslave sucks ass

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>>385130248
mario sucks

>>385130294
true. mariocucks are delusional

wtf is GeekyGoonSquad? is this a clandestine SomethingAwful recruiting cell?

>>385130571
>shit, I live in a police state thanks to towelheads and cops think I have A BOMB
>I'd rather get shot than just admit I have a dildo up my ass
Fags are this fucking retarded.

>>385130663

Third party that offered to manage the second stream all by themselves for free this year.

>>385130426
Those are koreans not nips

>>385130601
I think I'd rather have a job than feel like I'm wasting my life watching this crap.

>>385130571
there are much worse things than having a vibrator up your ass
i wish my life was that easy

>>385130758
If they were guys there'd just be bowlcuts as far as the eye can see

>>385130758
Well my point just gets amplified then doesn't it

>>385130737
Maybe getting caught was part of his plan?

>>385130571
If I take the dildo out, will you die?

The speedman himself

friendly reminder, why aren't you monetizing your Autism? IT CAN BUY YOU ANYTHING
>>>/wsg/1793072

>>385130601
dumb kumikoposter

>>385130808

You'll manage, anon. Use the experiences to your benefit and figure out the patterns to your depression and then try to avoid those patterns as much as possible. You'll come out much stronger in the end for it.

Don't forget how wonderful you are. I believe so, and I'm sure that many others do. Stay strong.

>>385130741
>for free
Probably got some expenses paid for them.

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>>385130794
>tfw all you've done the past two months is watch ALTTP randomizer races all day long, with some ESA/GDQ on the sides

>>385131050
Stop posting this.

whoa
https://www.twitch
.tv/maral/videos/all

We love to kill ourselves. Dont try this at home.

Seeing these non-water sections is making me want to play Super Mario World 3D again. Such a comfy fun game until rainbow road championship at the end.

>>385131050
>why aren't you monetizing your Autism
I can get paid to be autistic?

>>385125398
he must think you are advocating for white women, whereas he prefers asian women and finds them less scary, and perhaps less sexually promiscuous

>>385131214
Looks ok, but how is she relevant?

>sound is on for the guy whos behind in the race
every time

>half-press

triggered

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>>385131134
We'll want all this time back someday.

HALF A PRESS
ALF A PRESS
LF A PRESS
F A PRESS
A PRESS
PRESS

>>385130867
Good point, actually. I bet that turned the dipshit on.

>>385131050
>why aren't you monetizing your Autism?
I'm a programmer and have a decent income.

>half press
no u

C L A P

>>385131134
Might as well play it yourself at that point.

Don't want to end up like me.

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>>385131396
>doesn't know about esafu

>>385131494
>>385131452
Want an explaination ?

NOT

MET

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>15 hours until Ape Ecape

ape escape hype

>>385131625
I don't, because I've barely watched anything.
I'm usually a good month behind.
I only just know finished the few interesting SGDQ runs (except for FF7).

>>385131732
>Inb4 chat filled with >>385129823

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>>385131632
You can't say it's just a half press.

>>385131214
How do I find me a qt kebab, lads?

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>>385130601

>>385131789
I'm looking forward to the trihard spam

Ape Escape is shit. I'm out.

>>385131873
And the donations names

>>385131905
Watch Rayman

>>385131905
Rayman is ~comfy~

The Simpsons episode referenced by his t-shirt was probably aired before he was born.

is this supposed to be a monty python parody

>two million hours long ad

>great art direction
>great music
>great physics
Based frogs putting artsy fartsy platformers in their place.

>>385132231
no

its literally monty python

>>385131809
It's not really a "half-press" It's a way to say that he pressed A in mid air, meaning that his press didn't do anything directly, but allowed him to perform different actions while on the ground.
It can also be found in SM64

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>1 player 100%
>not 4 player Any%
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj_GnHZlDvE

>>385132464
It's not 100%

>The Teeensy begins to dry hump the glass tube

DUDE WEED

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>>385132818
wew lads

Ape Escape 2 has started
Spikat posting when?

A M E R I C A

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>Ape Escape 2 before Ape Escape 1

>overlay has wrong game and runner
nice

HE STARTED A GAME! GOOD JOB!

The stream has turned the runner into an American.

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why would they have similar level donation requirements on stream 2 as stream 1?

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>speech impediment
Uwah. I'm getting shick and tired of thish.

>they restarted the clock

SHOUTOUTS TO THE AMAZING TECH CREW

>>385133169
Sufferin' succotash, you're right.

>there's a madman who potentially has 45k to burn
>he didn't just fund all donation incentives

kek, we GDQ now. Banning anyone criticizing the Tech

who are these apes and why did they escape?

>>385132356
You really need to stop answering to memes seriously, it makes you look like you've been here for two hours.

>>385133437
They dont want to be turned into soup.

>>385133437

13th Amendment

>>385133495
here I thought it was to fuck the loli

>>385133214
Not their fault that inbred autistic americans come to the event who have a speech impediment

which flag is this
he sounds American but his friend sounds Australian

>>385133490
but i've been here for two hours.

I don't intent to take bait, I just want to help people so they don't ask the question ten times. I know the half a press meme, along with the "But first, I need to talk about parallel universes" or "We will onw build speed for 12 hours." But I know there are newfags and it irritates me to know that they might anger other people by appeating as newfags

>marathon luck
>on a trick that clearly has no RNG element

>>385133689
OK bye

Did TriHard get banned?

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cute!!

I don't understand why the monkeys where Devo hats though.

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Monkey football is the best minigame of all time

>ape escape run
>no one is posting porn

I tried playing Ape Escape 2 but those controls are atrocious. It feels like fucking Resident Evil if it were a platformer. Why do people acclaim these games?

So none is being banned in twitch chat, I'm honestly surprised.

>>385133969
nani?

>>385133879
bye

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>>385134050
I got banned for an hour for trihard

>>385134021
Because they're great, you have trouble adapting because modern games pampered you and you can't adapt.

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I've been watching this and wow, why am I loving this so much more than AGDQ?

>retards getting mad in twitch chat talking about how they will sign up for a mod position next time

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>japan has the easy mode version
Fucking casuals

>>385133437
To get cameos in better games

>>385134050
You spoke to soon friendo, We GDQ now.

>>385134050
I got muted for 10 minutes for sharing a strawpoll link

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>>385130314

>>385134321
It's literally just being able to switch items faster.

>>385134172
>Modern games have pampered you with good controls
Poor choice of words, friend.

>>385134408
But he said they're playing the japanese one because the monkeys are less alert

>>385134415
Sorry you lack the capacity to adapt, enjoy your standardized garbage.

>>385134385
did she split that hot dog with her mind??

>>385134371

That's an auto timeout because they don't want people linking things, dummy.

>>385130601
how the hell you speedrun MSC?

just build the car? or get the gold on the rally?

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>tfw ape escape gave you a completely false idea of hula hoops

I still remember the disappointment of trying one

>>385134623
It is up to passing the inspection.

>>385132818
I got 10min ban for writing "Ape Escape TriHard"

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>>385134385
>posts a 3 megabyte GIF

here's 2 megabytes that will change your life forever

>>385134605
I know, but it's still a mute

>>385125001
Not as much spaghetti as windwaker, where the guy got stuck on the same trick for 40 minutes before Ganon and then gave up, and where the other runner couldn't even get past forsaken fortress

>these monkeys literally dindu nuffin

>>385134709
I got an hour. I think yours was automatic.

>>385134728
Reminds me of a young Alicia Silverstone.

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>>385134728
Have a bigger one

When will it be a charity about anything but saving African children???

>>385132818
Even one of the Mods gave that dood shit.

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>>385133490

>>385134798
>and where the other runner couldn't even get past forsaken fortress
What? I know one got stuck because he attempted a retarded 1% sucess rate RNG skip but why would you get stuck there. Was it the fortress visit at the start?

>>385134502
>It's your fault the game has shit controls
Mate Crash and Spyro came out years before it and were fine, what is Ape Escape's excuse? Accept that not everyone likes your games you fuckhead. If I have to adapt to shit controls then it's not a good game.

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STOP BULLYING THE CUTE IDOL MONKEY

>>385134728
Thank God for the French making it socially acceptable for girls to walk around in what is practically lingerie

>>385135027
>They're shit because I'm an autist
You learn the controls, then the game magically doesn't suck.

>>385135082
I was out in a bar a week or so ago and chick was walking around in a bra

>choosing the boy
Whats the fucking point?

>>385134728
3dpd

>>385135027
So every game should control the exact same?

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did he just say "based" music?

Besides racism, what else is going on in the chat?

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>>385134913
The guy picking up the bike is me, always trying to help but only making matters worse. Every Fucking Time.

Wish they just stuck with Spike as the MC for Ape Escape games.

Why is he playing all the Origins levels again?

Fuck, I HATED this boss in Origins

I fuck it up every time

>>385135354
Crying about racism which is kind of silly seeing as this event has had a few races earlier.

>>385135512
No Spikat posting?

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>>385135420
>gets older and manlier as the games go on
>doesn't even need gadgets to catch monkeys after a few entries

>>385135002
Second fortress visit.

funny how pigs are enemies in so many games

If it wasn't for Abe Lincoln, we could be playing real life Ape Escape right now

Anyone watching stream 2?