>ruins ur poker game

Tycho's not a big deal, he doesn't bluff very often (the opposite of Strong Bad), so fold when he bets high

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>>385112492
I love how Max's playstyle is just "I don't know what the fuck I'm doing"

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You are now in charge of development of Poker Night 3.

What four characters do you choose, anons?

>>385114206
Spy from Team Fortress 2
Scout from Team Fortress 2
Soldier from Team Fortress w
Demoman from Team Fortress 2

>>385114206
Gordon Freeman
Crash Bandicoot
Link from Legend of Zelda
Frisk

>>385114397
Team Fortress Poker sounds dope

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>>385114206
Carl
Roadhog (with Junkrat chiming in ala Sam and Max)
Coach
douk

>>385114206
Pod 042
Randy Marsh
Turok
Adam Jensen

>>385114206
Bayonetta
Old school Lara Croft
Haruka (Senran)
Marzipan (Homestar Runner)

Strip Poker Night at the Inventory.

>>385114206
Serious Sam
old Doomguy
Duke
old Lo Wang

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>>385114793
>overshit
couldn't think of a worse addition, honestly. Overshit's characters are blander than diet yoghurt.

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>>385114206
Hideo Kojima
Guillermo del Toro
David Cage
Ellen Page

>>385115008
Replace Ellen Page with Todd Howard and I'm on board.

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>>385114686

>>385114987
They're the only fun characters in the game but stay mad you whiny little piss-baby

>>385114206
Master Shake
Space Ghost
Spy
Handsome Jack

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>>385115080
Sold

>>385114869
hey speaking of. enjoy. https://spnati.net/

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>>385114206
Guybrush Threepwood
Albert Wesker
Senator Armstrong
Goro Akechi

>>385114206
Pugna from Dota 2
Scrooge
Yakko from Animaniacs
Judge Dredd

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>>385114206
I want Sam and/or Max back no matter what

>>385112492
No, having Ash without Bruce Campbell ruined your poker game.

>>385114206
>Zenyatta from Overwatch as the Dealer
>Bain from PAYDAY2 as announcer and owner of the place
>Rico Rodrigues from Just Cause
>Zoey from Left 4 Dead
>Satan from Saint's Row Gat out of Hell
>Tremor from Mortal Kombat X

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>>385115343

>>385115343
I like this a lot more than I thought I would.

>>385115406
What the fuck were they thinking? There's no way Bruce Campbell costs that much.

>>385115124
>piss-baby
SJW detected
>>>/tumblr/

>>385115535
Well theres a reason the last evil dead game was on dreamcast

issues with the rights i assume

>>385114206
it honestly doesn't get better than Poker Night 1's roster

>>385114580
crash can't talk though.

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>>385115779

>>385115779
whoa!

>>385115124
>They're the only fun characters in the game
And that's saying something because even then they're quite bland. http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Roadhog/Quotes

>>385115649
But they got the rights to ash somewhere.

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>>385115160
>tfw never have zorak or moltar to play cards with
>tfw space ghost is now a drunken mess from grief.

>>385115407
Zoey would end up getting fucked on the table

>>385115535
>>385115649

Who ever had the rights to Evil Dead was going full retard during the reboot craze. Evil Dead was only good because of Bruce, and low budget.
>hurr lets reboot with a high budget and another actor
A couple years later they realized what they fucked up and made a series with Bruce as a main character.

>>385114206
Murderface
Carl from ATHF
Rick Sanchez
Serious Sam

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I miss Homestar Runner

>>385116118
Well thats what happens when they assume Bruce and Ash are not a single entity. I'm sure they learned from their mistakes

STILL WAITING FOR A GAME THOUGH

>>385116124
>Everyone from Dethklok is trying to tell Murderface how to play

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>>385112492
Death from Discworld
Grim from Billy and Mandy
Greg from Conker
Death from [insert some comic here]

Have the whole game be rendered in the style depending on who is playing, so hand drawn fantasy style for Discworld, cartooby for billy and mandy and N64 3D for Conker.

>>385116124
this

>>385116263
Remove Billy and mandy Grim
Add Manny from Grim Fandango and id fund it

>>385116124
why not replace Sam with Harvey Birdman or Xavier Renegade Angel and just have an Adult Swim Poker?

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>>385116124
Oh god yes. But would we really be allowed two Adult swim guys?

>>385116193
I miss Strong Mad

>>385116124
>Murderface
Holy shit I just realized the enormous potential for including Metalocalypse characters

>>385116407
Because I didnt think about it, also add Clay Puppington

>>385116456
Dude its a fantasy list add whoever you want

>>385116407
Xavier would be an insane wildcard in any fucking card game

>>385114206
J.C. Denton
Bayonetta
Carl from ATHF
Morgana from Persona 5
The Narrator of Darkest Dungeon as the announcer

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>>385114206
Goro Akechi
Larry Foulke
Lo Wang (2013)
Revolver Ocelot

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>>385116682
>The Narrator of Darkest Dungeon as the announcer

Holy shit i forgot the announcer

>>385116682
>Carl keep asking if JC is a cop
>Bayonetta keep swearing she knows Carl from somewhere
>JC calling Bayonetta 'The Bomb

>>385116261
this holy shit

>>385115407
>Bain from Payday as announcer
You have no idea how much I want this now.

Max payne
Bj Blazkowicz
Agent 47
Manny Calavera

>>385116893
>Morgana talks about all the "important" shit he's done while JC asks, "do you have a single fact to back that up?"
>Carl keeps trying to hit on Bayonetta and failing miserably
the possibilities are endless

>>385116682
>lose a hand
A DIZZYING BLOW TO WALLET AND BRAIN

>>385114793
3/4

Carl, Coach and Duke would be amazing. You just need someone to contrast their personalities.

>>385114916
Hey you stole what I say everytime these threads pop up.
Though I use the new versions of Doomguy and Wang instead. I guess you could use BJ instead of doomguy if you needed somebody who talks.

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>>385114206
John Marston
Revolver Ocelot
Gene
Ray McCall

>>385114793
Waluigi

>>385117153
>"JC has been eliminated from the game"
>"What a shame"

>>385115160
>Master Shake
>Space Ghost
>Harvey Birdman
>Captain Murphy
thoughts?

>>385116761
>Win with 3 of a kind
>ANNIHILATED

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>>385116407
>Harvey Birdman
Go a step better and have Myron Reducto, Mentok, or X the Eliminator.
>WEEEOOO OOOWEEEOOO

>>385117321
>Harvey Birdman

more like Harvey tumblrman

Dr. Eggman. I love his voice actor.
Carl
Duke Nukem
The G Man
Space Ghost as the announcer

>>385117157
In time, you will know the tragic extent of my dealing...

>>385114206
kratos
wario
dante
that core from portal

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>>385117432
Don't be shitting on BIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRD-MAN

>>385117557
>SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

which Dante? DMC or Dantes inferno? both would be great

>>385116682
>on the last hand, everything bet
As life ebbs, terrible vistas of empty wallets reveal themselves.

>>385114206
>Blasto
>the Girl from magical poppin
>Ducky from land before time
>Genie from Aladdin

>>385114206
Sans
Freddy Fazbear
Pinkie Pie
Egoraptor

>>385116682
>going into high stakes
Press this advantage, give them no quarter!

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>>385112492
Big Band (Skull Girls)
Col. Hunter Gathers (The Venture Bros)
Judge Death (Judge Dredd)
A Waddle Dee (Kirby)

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>>385114206
Adam Jensen
Ronnie
Bojack Horseman
Balthier

>>385117670
>ducky from land before time

uh

anon, there might be some problems with this

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>>385114206
Drunk announcer from Skullgirls at the announcer
Protag from Persona 4 I'm the KING!
2B, plays everything completely straight and honest, doesn't understand humour
Pretty much anyone from Killing Floor
AC Brotherhood Ezio

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>>385117840
>A Waddle Dee (Kirby)
I think there's a slightly better candidate

>>385117968
>WANKERS

>>385117975
Do you really want Bandanna Dee to be eaten by Judge Death anon?

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>Kenny from Telltales' Walking Dead
>Easy Pete from Fallput: New Vegas
>CDI Link
>Murr from Impratical Jokers

>>385117975
bandana dee is a meme character

>>385117752
>quarters!
one job

>>385115276
DON'T BLUFF WITH THIS SENATOR

>>385114206
Bender from Futurama
Demoman from Team Fortress 2
Niko Bellic from Grand Theft Auto IV
Conker from Conker's Bad Fur Day

Announcer: Howard "Buckshot" Holmes and Kreese Kreeley

>>385114206
Duke Nukem
Manny Calavera (Grim Fandango)
BJ Blaskowicz
Frylock

>>385118657
>alcoholics night at the inventory

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>>385117254
And Woody

>>385118657
WAIT, MY CHEATING UNIT MALFUNCTIONED.

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Uncle Ruckus from Boondocks (or Rick from Rick and Morty if people are afraid of a black man saying nigger)
Ronnie from WHOMP comics (being abused by M dude of course)
Lee or Kenny from TT The Walking Dead
Blazkowicz from Wolfenstein
Judge from Phoenix Wright as the dealer/announcer

>>385119098
>Ronnie from WHOMP comics (being abused by M dude of course)

I had an idea where M dude would be in the background at a table watching Ronnie like a hawk, and when Ronnie loses he'll go to the table M dude is at and he'll be yelled at for not winning

>>385119430

>Ronnie wins a hand
>"S-sorry"

>>385117321
Shame the Captain Murphy voice actor is long dead, but it'd be nice

>>385120049
Isn't Space Ghost's voice actor dead as well?

When the fuck will Telltale just make 3 , I just want another comfy poker game.

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>>385116263
>Death from [insert some comic here]
Sandman?

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>>385114206
Bigby Wolf from The Wolf Among Us
Rick Sanchez from Rick & Morty
Space Ghost from Space Ghost Coast to Coast
Travis Touchdown from No More Heroes

And the announcers from Mad World as the announcers.

A realistic next game would be:
Rick from Rick and Morty
Rocket Racoon from Guardians of the Galaxy
Bigby Wolf from Wolf Among Us
Some character from DOTA2

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>Wild Woody
>Carl
>Rick with Morty in the back
>Spy

>>385120425
Yes and or Shade the Changing Man.

>>385114916
>No Caleb

>>385120479
As much as I'd love to play dotes poker, dota characters are not so much on the funny side of games.

>>385120445
>>385120479
>>385120513

To be fair I would be ok with Rick, he might be a shitty charater but interactions with the other guests might be interesting to say the least

>>385120650
He's viable considering Justin Roiland has Valve connections and shit.

>>385120629
Yeah, but where else would Valve pull an interesting character from?
TF2 and Portal were already done, and both of those games are really old at this point.

Valve's most popular games right now are CS:GO and DOTA2. These are the games they want to promote.
No matter how dull DOTA2 characters are, I'm sure they'd be better than anything having to do with CS:GO.

>>385114206
ToeJam (or Earl)
N-Sane
Duke Nukem
Leon Scott Kennedy

>>385114580
>all four silent protagonists
>mediocretale
>>>/out/

>>385114206
Master Shake, Coach or Bill, Freddy Krueger, Venom Snake or Big Boss (Hayter)

Rick and Morty would be chilling in the back and commenting on the game while all the other Poker Night chars thus far would be hanging out in the bar.

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This thread made me boot up again At the Inventory, and made me realize how much I fucking want Poker Night 3 , which will never ever happen.

I fucking hate you and your episodic games TellTale.

>>385117094
>Max Payne constantly loses because he can't stop fucking narrating

>>385120884

Shepard from Half Life maybe? He was a pretty good character , and still owes us a beer.

>>385114206
Murderface from Metalocalypse with all his bandmates behind him since that idea is too good to pass up

Duke Nukem

Any L4D character, Nick or Bill most likely

Batman

>>385121320
"If you are just going to shoot yourself hermano, know that I can't give you a discount down there. Suicidarse es malo"- Manny

>>385121320
"My hand was a jumbled up mess. I couldn't make any sense of it."

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>>385120513
I would nut if I could play with a higher resolution Wild Woody. The voice actor is up for it, I'm sure.

>>385121348
I don't think Valve wants to touch the Half Life franchise publicly with a 30-foot pole anymore.
Think of all the speculation.

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>>385115649
>Well theres a reason the last evil dead game was on dreamcast

>>385122172
wew, already downloading

>>385114206
solid snake
liquid snake
big boss
venom snake
solidus snake as embittered announcer who's salty he wasn't invited to the table

>>385123896
>Young Ocelot
>Ocelot
>Revolver Ocelot
>Liquid Ocelot
>Ocelot's disembodied arm

>>385116407
>The special item you get from Harvey Birdman is THE CRRRREST ON BIRDMAN'S HELMET

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>>385114206
>Sidorovich from Stalker
>Murderface from Metalocalypse
>Nelson Tethers from Puzzle agent
>JC Denton from Deus ex

Im just thinking in characters who would be funny to hear in a casual enviroment

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>yfw max knocks out 3 people in a row

Ill take

Nick from LFD2 (The bitch)
Murderface (The Angry)
Rick from rick n morty Or morty playing and Rick standing behind him telling him what to do and bantering with everyone
(The weird)
Serious Sam(The goof-off)

Announcer is the narrator from The Stanley Parable

>>385125489
Also they play Poker in the L4D safehouse and Bill is in the background yelling

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I want the Ancestor as the narrator

>>385114206
Bender
BJ Blazkowicz
Ellis from Left 4 Dead 2
Trevor Philips

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>>385121410
>nick or bill most likely
>not ellis
it's like you don't even love hilarious southern drawl.

>>385117432
You've made me pretty angry.

>>385114580
I want this.

this series literally only exist to get TF2 items
no reason to revive it

Scout from TF2
AVGN
Skwisgaar Skwigelf
Duke Nukem

>>385126886
>AVGN
>Not Gamedude

THIS GAME IS A BUNCH OF POOPY ASS DICKS

>Dante
>Bayonetta
>Asura
>Raiden
Whatcha think?

>>385127454
Who the fuck is Gamedude? AVGN just works pretty well for this style of game where you'd want a bunch of angry outbursts and complaints about the game being unfair.

>>385127474
too cuhrayzee, but at least their personalities are different

>>385127569
>he doesn't know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywokdc8Am68

>>385128165
I don't really know e-celebs, I only know AVGN from back when Screw Attack wasn't awful.

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>>385120158
Naw, the voice actor for Zorak and Moltar died

>>385128364
He's one of the most blatant AVGN ripoffs, other than maybe IrateGamer.

He's only really known due to a Game Grumps episode

Max Payne
Bigby Wolf
Cole Phelps
Kyle Hide

With Ryan Styles doing narration as a noir detective

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>>385116682
>The Narrator of Darkest Dungeon as the announcer
oh fuck

>>385121567
"You have a pair of twos."

>Funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.

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>>385115779
>>385115883
>>385115908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_TTrB0c3tc

>>385129086
This kind of makes me want to kill myself

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>>385117321
That would be literally perfect.

>So, you're a birdman
>You have super powers
>And you're...you're just a giant cup?

Freemans mind's Gordon freeman.

>>385129814
This is a good post.

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>>385114206
D'Arby the Gambler as the dealer
Carl from ATHF
The Spy
Beowulf from Skullgirls
CJ from San Andreas

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>>385115779
Ignore the filename

>>385114206
Scout form Tf2
Dismas from Darkest Dungeon
Todd Howard
Adam Jensen

Dealer: the Ancestor form Darkest Dungeon

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>>385130823
>"Hit me"
>Looks at card
>"I never asked for this"

>>385131230
>hit me

Wow, you are the best poker player ever.

>>385131294
The joke is he was asking for them to physically hit him.

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>>385114206
Dante (Devil May Cry)
Bender (Futurama)
Jack (Fables)
Franky (One Piece)

>>385132190
Featuring Dante, From the Devil May Cry series.

>>385117742
bait/10. Good job.

>>385130715
Nice facebook meme

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>>385114916
>mfw doomguy starts talking about his lawnmower

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>>385115235
I just found out what I'm doing all day

Leon S. Kennedy from Resident Evil
Kyu Sugardust from Huniepop
Rhys from Tales of the Borderlands
Gandhi from Clone High

Rucks from Bastion as the dealer

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>>385114206
Rusty Venture (The Venture Brothers)
Dr. Mobius (Fallout: New Vegas)
Karras (Thief II: The Metal Age)
Dr. Eggman (Sonic The Hedgehog)

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>>385114206
The Spy
Carl Brutananadilewski
Bayonetta
Spyro The Dragon

>>385133276
Not bad, but I think Sonic Boom (TV show) Knuckles would be better than Eggman.

>>385132370
I will put that sticker on any game, given the opportunity.

>>385115779
i'm so sorry
>crish bindikewt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiNxucWYR-s

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>>385115343
>Yakko from Animaniacs


god damn I feel old

I don't know how to play poker so I wasted my money

>>385133453
>There is a timeline where dante from the devil may cry series is featured into every work of fiction (and a few history records)
>This is not that timeline
We trully live in the worst possible timeline

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>>385114206
Any that doesn't include Carl is underage and should remove themselves

>>385134292
>He didnt cheat the acheivments that have items and refund the game

>>385134340
I would remove it from mvc:i

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>Ruins your anything

>>385134663
>New devil may cry
>capcom hires telltale as their next grab at the western audience
>its mainline
Its more likely than you think

>>385134934
>DMC "visual novel" with "choices"
Mother of god no.

>>385114206

Jerry (Seinfeld)
George (Seinfeld)
Kramer (Seinfeld)
Elaine (Seinfeld)
Dealer: Newman (Seinfeld)

>>385114206
Gabe Newell
Geralt
Bayonetta
Bubsy Bobcat

Narrator from Bastion as the dealer.

Let's be real here. The most likely pick for the announcer would be the guy from the Stanley Parable.

>>385135153
>I fold
>Really George? You're folding on the first turn? Your hand couldn't have been THAT awful
>I'm, folding, Elaine. That's that.
>Maybe he's bluffing... he could be getting us real good
>Kramer you don't bluff by folding
>I'M NOT BLUFFING JUST LET ME FOLD
>Come on George live a little will ya?
>...Alright fine I'll raise
>See I told you guys he's bluffing!
>Whatever just draw the cards so we can get on with this.
>*all cards get drawn
>HAH pair of fives what did I tell you guys George always comes out on top!
>Kramer: I got three of a kind
>*laugh track plays as Kramer takes all the chips right as George started to reach for them. He looks with disgust as Kramer takes another puff of his cuban cigar

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>>385115343

>>385114206
Garrett
Geralt
Batman
someone else that talks to themself constantly

>>385114206
Peacock from Skullgirls
Sterling Archer from Archer
Rick Sanchez from Rick & Morty
Sam Stone from Serious Sam

I am dead serious

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>>385135153
Gotta watch out for George, he's a bluffer.
A bluffer?
Oh yeah Jerry, he's a bluffer. Giddy up

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George: I don't like the lights in here. It's dark over there and its bright at the table. It's disorienting.

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>George goes all in to match Elaine's bet
Elaine: hey george, the ocean called and they're running outta shrimp
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Jerry: why is it called the river anyway? Who came up with this stuff?

>>385113875
I meant his character and diolouge. Why would I care about the gameplay

>>385136290
>Peacock from Skullgirls

I didn't know I wanted this as badly as I do

A lot of posts have Carl from ATHF and Serious Sam. What are the other most popular candidates?

>>385136485
If Poker Night were to get its first female competitor, I would rather have her over Lana Kane

>>385134546
But then it wouldn't be worth playing.

>>385112492
Archer
Bob
Coach
Dr. Katz

WHERE THE FUCK IS POKER NIGHT 3 GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

WHAT ARE SOME OTHER GAMES WITH HUMOROUS CHARACTER INTERACTION?

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>>385117025
>at the same time of the game he's also coordinating a heist for the PAYDAY crew

I think I bought Poker Night 2 on PS3 way back and never booted it up.

I could go for some poker right now...

Sonic (Boom)
Ezio Auditore (Ass Creed)
Chris Redfield (RE)
Young Batman (Arkham Origins)

youd only need to hire one voice actor

>>385114206
Eggman
Ratchet
Duke Nukem
Squidward (Just put a water helmet on him)

Announcer is Count Chocula

>>385119098
I'd be okay with Huey from Boondocks too desu.

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>>385118146
>not Joe

he literally always folds on the first run for me. he's a little bitch

>>385114206
Bender (Futurama)
Invoker (Dota 2)
Lo Wang (Shadow Warrior, the retro Wang would be preferred, but the modern one would still be alright and is probably more relevant)
Cadence (Crypt of the Necrodancer)

Announcer from Darkest Dungeon as the dealer.

Bonus guest star: All characters that appeared in the previous games for twelve total characters that can all be mixed and matched in any configuration and all have lines with each other.

>>385115118
I would play the shit out of that just for their quotes.

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>>385136303
>>385135859

>>385112492
>They added a fucking e-celeb in a game
HAHA and here we have children of /v/ discussing it

>>385141954
...who?

>>385117961
>robin williams
no fucking shit, you found the joke

>>385114114
That's basically how I play poker. I always forget the rules between every game, so when I'm not sure if my hand's the winner or not I just gauge the other players' reactions to determine who won.

>>385115343
>Scrooge
Ebenezer, McDuck, or a different one?
Meanwhile, Yakko and Dredd are good picks.

>>385136290
Reddit The Cast

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>>385114206
Clementine (The Walking Dead)
Fiona (Tales from the Borderlands)
Batman (Batman Tell Tale)
Bigby Wolf (Wolf Among Us)

>>385115535
>There's no way Bruce Campbell costs that much
The first Raimi Spider-Man film's vidya tie-in (which was way better than it had any right to be) had Bruce Campbell as the narrator. It was good.

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Rate my hand /v/

>>385144428
Just average.

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FUCK SAM

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Glados is best dealer.

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>>385145027
Noice.

>>385114206
TF2 Sniper
Conker
HK-47
Bosco from Sam and Max

>>385115406
>>385116118
Some people make good things and don't realize what actually made it good. They don't realize how much hinges on their lead actor, or on their soundtrack, or on their setpieces or costumes or whatever it is that made the original great.

For example, the guy who made Taken just doesn't know when to quit apparently, and it got adapted into a TV series... without Liam Neeson.

Anyone who's seen Taken knows the reason you're watching is to see Liam Neeson kicking ass, and no other reason.

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Can any mathboys tell me the chances of this?

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>>385114206
Actually have something prepared for this

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>>385116682
Yes. please.

Why do we stop at 4? Why not a pool of random characters?
Batman
Catwoman
Lee
Kenny
Some borderlands tt adventure character
Sam and Max
Guybrush threepwood
Lechuck
Minecraft guy
Qbert
Inspector gadget
Beavis and butthead
Hank hill
Dale gribble

Take your pick

>>385114206
Sam Stone
Demoman
Death from Darksiders 2
Jackie Chan

Announcer is either the ancestor from Darkest Dungeon or Ruckus from Bastion

>>385137590
>one of the conversations is Bain giving instructions to the crew on how to cook drugs and then hanging up on them when an explosion is heard

>>385146548
Because every characters need to have voice acting.

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>>385146718

>>385146861
All of them? Not just some of them?
I'm sure getting 10 VAs must be very hard for the whole 20-30 minutes of voice acting each character has, oh golly if only telltale could round up characters from their own games to get them to voice act for another game, how would they accomplish such a feat?

>>385120629
>dota characters are not so much on the funny side of games.
LETS GO NORTH
NO SOUTH

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>>385116682
>have a good hand from flop
>river fucks it up completely
HOW QUICKLY THE TIDE TURNS

>>385147034
You have to pay them. You really want to pay 20 guys 2000$ + for their voices, add to that the editor who need to calibrate everything, cut the increasing cross dialogue between every characters possible.
Let's say every character has 3 unique dialogue with each other characters. Something small. This would mean that EVERY characters would have 60 dialogue to make talking to somebody. In total for a cast of 20 characters that's around 1200 possible dialogues.

It would cost way too much for a marginal bonus. You would not be able to encounter the characters anyway because you can only play with 4 characters at a time.

>>385114397
That would be nice as dlc.

>>385144253
I would love this just to see Clementine be more of a badass than Batman and Bigby

>>385116682
>In time, you will know the tragic extent of your debts

>>385147618
1 TT are the Masters of making lodesofmone on spending very little.
2 you could make it a dlc affair if you want to squeeze more cash for more characters
3. You would encounter them if you play poker to play poker and not for the free shit tf2 items, arguing otherwise is arguing against a games longevity

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This game was so garbage

>go all in first round
>"Well, I fold!"
>collect everyone's initial take
>go all in
>"Well, I fold!"
>collect easy bets
>go all in
>"Well, I fold!"
>collect easy bets
>go all in
>"Well, I fold!"
>collect easy bets
>now have such a stupidly high advantage the game is trivial

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>>385147979
It's Poker at the Inventory. They wont invest more money on 20 different voice actors just to make voices for a game that 113 players play right now.
It would be cool, but they wont. At best they will have 10 characters with 4 players, and some random ones like in Poker 2

>>385112492
>Seigmeyer of Catarina
>Yugi/Yami Yugi
>TF2 Spy
>Postal Dude

>>385148529
>Yugi
I'd rather have kaiba desu

>>385114206
Big Boss
Doomguy
Duke Nukem
Völgarr the Viking

>>385114206
Master chief, chad narukami, Commander sheppard/fem or not doesnt matter, and Rick.
You can change rick from stan smith.
The host will be link and will have a link translator that explains every grunt link makes.

>>385136549
I'd say Rick Sanchez and Max Payne appeared pretty often.
Also Darkest Dungeons narrator. Please. I need it

>>385114206
Fiona from tales from the borderlands
Samurai jack
Bayonetta
Rick Sanchez with morty nearby

Igor as the dealer and the twin wardens bring you drinks

>>385146359
This is a good template. saved.

Agent 47
Dick kikem
Space ghost
Coach

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>>385114206

Bubs
Archie Comics Eggman
Rodin from Bayonetta
J Jonah Jameson

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>>385114206
Soldier from Team Fortress 2
Serious Sam
Commander Shepard from Mass effect
Geralt from the Witcher

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>>385136003
spoopy

>>385144145
McDuck

>>385112492
Fucking Ash always ends up pulling the ridiculous shit from his ass when I play.

>>385115160
Great taste anon

>>385130638
>D'Arby the Gambler
could this be...

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>>385138135
>Not Q

>>385148368
It's a single player game without much replay value, a chart like this means absolutely nothing.

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>>385126634
>all the new Keith stories

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>solid snake
>duke nukem
>sgt.cortez
>the father from heavy rain
"its time to kick ass and chew bubblegum"
"chew bubblegum?..."
"WHERES MY WIFES SON???"
"OH YEAH IM READY ITS TIME TO FOLD"