European Speedrunner Assembly
NOW: Final Fantasy VIII
NEXT: More Final Fantasy VIII
THEN: It's 6 hours of Final Fantasy VIII
STREAM 2: Tetris: TGM2
https://horaro.org/esa/2017-one
Schedule : http://www.esamarathon.com/schedule
Stream 1 : https://www.twitch
.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2 : https://www.twitch
.tv/geekygoonsquad
>turn stream on
>fat fuck with thighs, arms, stomach spilling out of clothes
>controller resting on his gut while he lazily mashes with two fingers for hours on end
At least there's tetris.
More like Final Cuckoldry 8
>mfw you are a pleb that doesn't agree that FF8 is the best FF
>>385095407
I couldn't come up with a more archetypical JRPG player if I tried
I wonder if CHad has fucked Maral yet
I never noticed how linear this game is until you get the garden
Chuchu here.
Drink every time Rinoa fucks something up
>>385095471
VIII is the worst FF game.
>>385095570
found her sex tape
https://jerking.empornium ph/image/1fo9
>>385095570
That dog is on the menu isn't it.
>>385095554
Pretty much all FF games have been very linear.
>>385095598
Only because none of the characters are likeable and the writing is wooden as fuck
>>385095554
ofc it's linear. you have to be low iq subhuman to enjoy anime games.
Even the viet girls are better looking than ting ting
>>385095598
>best artstyle
>best music
>great gramepray
Why does everyone hate it?
Because of Spoony?
I remember when it came out most people were pissed it wasn't a sequel to 7
>>385095570
God, imagine cumming in her tight white skinned pussy
>>385095623
AHAHAHAHAAHAH FUNNY CHINESE EATS DOG JOKE!!!!!!!! fucking nice my n****a!!!! Upvote is on the way
>>385095598
Erhm, nope. FFII is worse, this at least has card minigame
>>385095570
>>385095663
>>385095689
>having yellow fever
>>385095554
surprise surprise. nearly every ff game is linear. you just have an illusion of open map where mobs that one shot you and ones that are just waste of time because you are so strong are the walls. or sometimes they just dont give a shit and put you in literal hallway
>>385095646
Oh because fucking 7 wasn't like that, the game where every second textbox has a typo or has a terrible mistranslation
>>385095663
chuchu dabs on tingtings grave every fucking day
So hows the run been so far i just woke up
>>385095614
Why bother? All asians look the same
>>385095663
I cant really remember what ting ting looks like honestly
>>385095721
>2017
>Keeping yourself back from an endless variety of girls
Shake my baozi famalam
Most underrated song of the game
>>385095813
Who is this troll beast?
>>385095689
Chinks do eat dogs though.
>>385095762
Go back to bed, we still have another 6 hours left.
>>385095813
>asian girls
>endless variety
heh, good one
>>385095721
Enjoy your monkey girls, american
I want to watch Neagleria but it's already 4am.
>>385095721
>having a white fever
>>385095670
Her pussy must be heavenly
How can his wife ever live up the chuchu? Do you guys think he regrets?
>mericans
>>385095801
She's pretty middle of the road. Not ugly but nothing special either. Definitely seems like a sweetheart though. Pic is her
>>385095873
Lad, endless variety as in not only dating girls of X race. Most chinese girls are horrid but there are some cuties
Rinoa is dead
The rest of the game is Rinoa having a dream
>>385096059
I thought the meme theory was squall was dead after this part
>>385096030
They are so embarassed they didn't even put his flag on the screen
>>385096000
Chu chu seems insane though, city girls in general are just harder to handle
>>385096090
Yes, that was the joke
>>385096157
sorry, i have autism
>>385096047
There's over 600 million girls in china, imagine all the girls that are lusting for the scandinavian cock
Why would Ultimecia have Ultimecia get eaten by lizards?
Too bad the one off videos had the best girls in them.
>donation from pepes wifes son
almost cringed t b h
>politics isn't allowed
>greetings from kekistan!
I cringed so hard.
RIP Tetris run
>>385096257
>>385096258
A FUCKING SEWER LEVEL
>>385096137
How so? She seems sweet and caring to be from a big city like Shenzhen
Did they past I WILL NOT BE REMEMBERED IN THE PAST TENSE yet?
>>385096227
She remembers it happening, it's all according to plan.
>>385096235
Wow, she is really cute>>385096257
Based Joshimuz on the second stream.
>>385096298
Yeah, that happens in disc 1.
I'm at ESA. FFVIII run is a ghost town.
>>385096404
Damn. I missed it. I love making fun that line.
>those thighs
>>385096257
>>385096432
Who wants to sit and watch 9 hours of a game they've probably already played?
If you want girls to like you treat them like shit
Any fun moments overnight?
>>>/wsg/1796483
>>385096503
FFVIII runners.
>>385096470
>>385096257
are we posting qts?
>>385096137
Definitely, but she really gives off a childish and bubbly vibe. Most girls from Tier 1 and Tier 2 cities are like that in China. I've experienced it first hand lol
Ting is alot more wholesome and mature.
>>385096516
If you want a girl, you'll never get one
i watched the stream untill A Link Between Worlds yesterday. any good runs after that?
Why did they only put FF7 on PS4?
>>385096257
Do we post qt russians?
>>385095598
8 is better than 11, 12, 13, 13-2, 13-3, 14, and 15.
>>385096669
fanboys
>>385096616
Absolutely!
>>385096647
Two good runs, McDonald's and Pewdiepie (I'm serious), the Wind Waker race which ended in a double kill and the best run, Paper Mario.
>>385096714
>8 is better than 12
how about no
>>385096672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBxtDfehMoQ&t=537s
her name is tonya predko
>>385096714
Forgot 9 and 10
>>385096768
You actually have to play 8, that instantly makes it better than 12.
>tfw no gf
>speedrunning for 8 hours
>>385096765
>the Wind Waker race which ended in a double kill
Man, what retarded fucker thought it was a good idea put a run where the end is literally just rerolling for like 2% RNG over and over into a marathon
>>385095721
>2017
>not having yellow fever
shiggy diggy
>>385096815
i've got a semi for you babe
>>385096669
>Square: It's FF7! people will buy it anyway!
I remember when it was originally announced. People were hyped up for the remake.
>We are here to announce...
>A PS4 PORT OF FF7!
The crowd went completely dead silence.
>>385096871
How the fuck did Rinoa and Irivine escape but not the Quistis gang?
Anything good since Bloodrayne? I nodded off at the mech segment choke
>tfw "he was dead the whole time" or "it was all a dream" can apply to literally any story
>>385096852
>>385096852
>not having Shrukien to play during boring 8 hour long JRPGs
> tfw when watching this at work, will go home and still going to watch because it won't end
>>385097007
fucking casuals
Why did Squall never mention he has a sister?
Actual speedgame in steam 2
>>385097021
>you will never slowly butcher a writhing Vulpix while going balls deep
>>385097162
When she realized she wanted the huge white cock.
>>385097271
durian is the chink test no other race can eat it without puking
>>385097360
kek
>>385097316
He loves it
7:30
https://youtu.be/9LDufrTuRqM?t=7m30s
>started off the first hour excited to talk about the game
>hour three they're ready to die
>>385097483
Sounds like my experience with jrpgs
How come they aren't showing flags anymore?
>>385097556
racist
>>385097483
These runs shouldn't be allowed. They're just optimised let's plays.
>>385097556
Look at the guy. He's the perfect example of how americans look like but they want to contain the hate against americans by not showing the flag. Americans the undermensch
memes sound so shitty when you say them out loud
I see they found the lost donation messages
>>385097659
runner doesnt sound american
middle said he was already though
Do they ever explain why Selphie, Zell and Quistis grew huge for a few seconds?
It just comes out of nowhere and nobody mentions it ever again
>>385097532
Where are you getting your trevorpics from? I just use clip tool
stream 2 choke
>>385097756
I've literally been making them as the thread goes on. Im subbed to him on YouTube lol
This girl was by far the qtest
>Final Fantasy VIII
>PSX Disc US Any%
>PSX
>Ballance
This game soothes my autism.
since when does kevin kampl speedrun?
I take it the constant retreat running is to rack up the step counter?
>>385097802
I'm also subbed. Still haven't found any girl that reaches chuchu level of cuteness
>>385097887
It skips some animations
>>385097918
Thanks
>tfw I went downstairs first
I fucking hate this prison level
This thread is full of cancer.
>>385097802
Have you seen Mark Wiens gf? It's a mystery to me how he manged to land such a cozy girl
>>385097889
you know it's all lies right
>>385098040
Is that a russian nuclear power reactor?
Squall murders innocent old man in cold blood
>>385098075
FUQQQQQQQQ
>>385098065
yet another walking proof that literally all you need to do to get laid in Asia is be white
>>385097889
This girl was pretty cute too. I know too many girls like Chu Chu irl so I'm biased against her
>>385098065
Mark is such a cool guy. I started watching him after the collab with Trevor. He's awesome
>>385098075
yellow fever while men are hilarious. Fish people.
Sorry, you cant get white girls.
>>385098075
still would desu im desperate
>>385098115
No, it's ATR - Advanced Test Reactor in Idaho.
The blue color is caused by Cherenkov radiation.
I never got the missile base
If you do nothing the rockets hit Garden
But if you mash some buttons it hits Garden... later?
>>385098231
they're pathetic but there's no convincing them
>>385096971
rinoa's dad pulled strings to get them out, he's a general in the galbadian army
>>385098210
What are some other foodtubers? I only watch mark and trevor atm
>>385098308
Wait for the GFs and Edea plot-twist. This game has little sense in general.
friendly reminder if you channel your autism you can BUY ANYTHING
>>>/wsg/1793072
>>385098348
Oh yeah, now I remember
>>385098434
I honestly think you're advertising at this point
>>385098320
It's funny, i've talked to a few Asian girls and they say that nu-male white guys try to flirt with them constantly, cracks me up.
Also the White women in that chart should be relisted as American White Women.
The ground is Rinoa
>>385098269
Why are Russian scientists so fucking based? Also german scientists for that matter. Such a shame Stalin killed a bunch of their scientists
>Balamb Garden
>you will never live there
>her name is actually selphie
THIS GAME MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE
>>385098586
That's FF8 as a whole nothing makes sense.
Ever.
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
>women
>parking
Truly a final fantasy
>>385098567
and she's the best girl
fuck quistis
marry selfie
kill rinoa
ball was an ayy along
>>385098374
I only follow those two. The only reason I found Food Ranger was because it came recommended from an ADVChina video. Im more interested in the language learning part of the vids, and the food second.
I watch a decent amount of cooking shows on Netflix so I can highly reccomend A cook's tour by Anthony Bourdain. Its legit amazing. Chef's Table is really good too.
>>385098652
This how the guys that shills for water in gamerfuel threads look like
>speedrunning wii sports
>>385095598
FF VIII is the worst game ever made.
>>385098652
>Malnourished man celebrating as Americans liberate concentration camp (c. January 1945)
>>385098730
I wanted to say "lol german autism", but the record holder is a clapper
>>385098374
This one was one of the best
>That fucking cheese section
>>385098494
Not sure what you mean, considering that this is an Idaho National Laboratory project. You know, in Idaho, USA?
If you are mentioning the Russian name Cherenkov - well, it's less about Russian or German scientists being somehow unique, as it is about them and their names standing out for you more, or being part of more memorable narratives (operation paperclip, Russian space project etc...). And possibly a little bit about Russia - and during the Nazi period also Germany had a little more... flexible working ethics and crazier projects due to being approved by madmen instead of rational enlightenist sort of folk. Again - it mostly just makes for funnier stories that way.
Any good runs overnight?
>>385098374
>What are some other foodtubers?
>name one of your main characters "selfie"
Fucking millenials and their shitty memes. Fuck everything.
>>385098787
>record holder is a clapper
>clapper
I'm using that from now on, thx.
>>385098802
I don't use netflix and never will. it's probably available on other streaming platforms
>>385098753
FF8 is actually the best FF and arguably the best game ever made,sub-200iq brainlets just don't understand
>>385098894
>JRPG shitter using the word brainlets
>>385098867
shit i forgot about him
>>385098374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcJFdCmN98s
>>385098480
btw there's more than one guy doing it. I'm the one who posts direct webm links, he's the guy who quotes the /wsg/ post (he's also the guy who requested the webm). No advertising here, but I'm surprised he's still at it. Webm related is proof it's me, not shilling.
Why are JRPG runs so comfy?
>>385099160
>comfy
the best way people know to make "boring as fuck" sound like a compliment
>>385099072
I just check if someone posted it and re-link it
autism is a powerful weaponI am also on holiday so I have plenty of time to shitpost
>>385099160
Boring games and anti-social runners. That's how.
>>385098374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJ2CZnvKcR8
>>385096969
>>385097098
how do I acquire submissive gf who will worship my cock and never leave my side and let's me do all kinds of fucked up things to her?
>>385099197
I feel pretty comfy though.
>little heater keeping out the freezing cold
>waiting for fallout 4 to download
>got a ginger beer and some chokkie biscuits on my desk
It's excellent background noise.
>>385099160
Comfy is a girl with big tits
A videogame isis just boring
>>385099256
keep dreaming
asian doormat gf is a meme yellow fever shitters that can't tall what makeup does keep telling themselves because white women hate them
>>385099261
>fallout 4
please hang yourself
>>385099072
give me more of that hot beast
>>385099353
Can't kill what's already dead.
>>385099254
uhhh, no thanks
NOOOOOO MY WAIFU DIED
>wake up
>open stream
>ffVIII
are you fucking kidding me, why is anything over 1:30:00 allowed?
Only 5 more hours boys
>>385095554
Yeah, people tend to forget that, not just FF, but most JRPG games don't open up till the last 3rd of the game.
(((Norg)))
>>385099424
Because it's a speedrun and it fills the time up.
But I know what you mean alot of people who watch have ADD like you so they find it hard to keep their attention on something for a modest amount of time.
>>385099424
Have to let the token american get some spotlight too.
Can't wait for RPG limit break so I can actually have fun with other people.
>>385099524
>not wanting a game to take up nine hours of a block is now ADD
You have got to be shitting me nigger.
So many kids die in this game when you think about it
Fuck you guys, I hope they run The Maitre D after this
I miss the WIi actually
>>385099616
I don't think ESA allows shitty meme games.
>>385099362
Nah. I suspect it's wearing thin now, and I don't want to run it into the ground.
>>385099524
you can't possibly be enjoying this or have enjoyed 7 at gdq, there's nothing quick about this, it's a lets play
>>385099424
Are you gedeff in twitch chat? Because you're both whining the same exact way.
>>385099524
you have to be an hardcore autist to the fucking core to sit and enthusiastically watch this run.
Is this the biggest meme category?
>tries game
>gets game over
>next game
What the fuck
>all these non-pc jokes
TRIGGERED
>>385099679
FF8 typically takes around 30-40 hours.
>>385099707
I'm enjoying it, it's 8 hours where I don't have to think about my miserable life
I'm sorry you don't understand
this guy is so nervous for his wii sport run
Why not the pc version because of the loading times?
>>385099659
Posting the same ones is what's wearing it thin, make new ones
Woah, Squall is just like me!
>>385099682
yes and i got a 600 second ban wtf. and you autists started mass messaging me
Am I the only one who choked hard against these slugs as a kid?
(Though I also choked against F&R)
>>385099816
>make new ones
It's a slow process. There's like 1000 minutes worth of footage, and I'd rather not sit through it without my dick in my hand. So I've got to fap my way through the folder, then find funny parts and cut them down to webms, or edit in an appropriate joke (as with the MGS one). I'm working on it, but it takes a while.
>>385099991
Learn to edit with one hand.
>>385099798
my life is fucking shit too senpai but an 9 hours """"""speedrun""""""" of fucking ff will just make me want to kill myself even more. gotta stay on /v/, youtube and pubg to stay calm
Why do people think a 9 hour speedrun is acceptable? Its pretty much a let's play but hes just skipping text boxes
>>385100116
i'll skip your text boxes in a second, laddie
>>385100116
butthurt
Even though FFVIII is terribly, terribly flawed, we can at least all agree that it has the best soundtrack in the entire series, right?
>>385100137
>>385100147
Trolled hard
>>385100193
FF soundtrack has always been fucking horrible though
>>385100193
Damn right
>>385100196
merely pretending
>>385100193
the music's good, but way too repetitive
>>385100036
It's really not so bad if you're a fan of the series / played the game in the past. Really it's just a lot of nostalgia packed into a short amount of time for me because I can remember grinding the shit out of this game in 5th grade
>Balamb Garden is a giant fidgetspinner
delete this
>>385100116
>>385100137
>>385100147
>>385100196
>>385100243
like clockwork
>>385100323
Goddammit anon
Imagine getting your head between those
>>385100402
Why would I imagine that
>>385100402
seek help
This boss is highly anti-semitic
How are you doing stream 1 plebs? Enjoying your let's play I assume.
>>385100539
>turn on stream 2
>wagglan
>turn off stream 2
>>385099656
>pewdiepie: legend of the brofist
I think they do
>>385100594
That a was a good run though.
BUJURURU
>>385100635
Still a meme game
>>385100328
Good my puppet...
>>385100116
You have two streams to choose from, just go to the other one then
>>385100402
I totally forgot about this part, who was the girl they put on the boat?
>>385100402
>Ripoff of Wipeout
>>385100569
Well you better turn it on, Naegleria is running soon.
>FAST Racing League
>it actually is
>>385101028
CHOKECHOKECHOKE
>>385101143
he's abusing the fuck out of these tracks
>fucking jews
woah
>>385101143
Well at least it barely sets you back in this
this shovelware racing game actually looks decent
>>385101227
It's fair game breh.
>>385101143
ah its ok, better than FF8 and guy seems likeable
>starts the track
>immediately flies off it
>LAP 2
>This game is asking for it, like my neighbors daughter
What did he mean by this?
>>385101395
esa is truly unhinged
>tfw you realize this runner's been counting steps for almost 5 hours
imagine the guy, flying up from the netherlands to play 15 min of an unknown racing game for 2k ppl. i like his dedication, but you gotta ask still, what does he get out of it
>>385101478
Probably trying to build up interest in the game, he's the WR holder
>>385101478
He gets to spend a week with all his speedrunning buddies
>>385101478
He's probably hanging out there for the rest of the week playing games, hanging out with other runners, getting drunk, etc.
Plus it's a good way to promote your twitch channel or whatever a little bit.
Selphie the traitor tries to kill Squall
>>385101478
Twas a good run though.
>>385101478
if you got money to spend why the fuck not
>>385101552
>Twas
>>385101484
Are they supposed to be that fat?
Oh, the fucking concert now
>>385101535
>>385101542
>>385101545
>>385101552
>>385101565
I hear ya, I'd probably do the same if I was him, it seems like a fun place to be at, lots of games to watch and ppl to talk to
>>385101632
Dunno
>>385101703
>bunch of our friends are dead
>let's have a charity concert
Life imitates art
Fisherman's horizon is the comfiest song in the game
so this is the power of the dreamcast..woah
Would you /v/?
>>385101943
Fuck her till my dick freezes off
Why does Rinoa dress like a whore?
>there are more characters than levels
woah...
>when the runner is too fat for the couch
>tfw no quistis gf
>>385102115
what are you talking about, naegleria? dudes obviously lost weight and got into better shape, watch him from previous marathons
>irish jig
have these fuckers never heard of the classic doo wop 50s chord progession?
>reflections
N64 eat your heart out
>these sounds
What the hell. Had to check that I had turned off the porn.
POSTKASSE
>>385102130
>tfw no Seifer bf
>>385102198
CHA CHA CHA MOTHER FUCKER
>>385102154
The other song that can be played on the concert is literally named Irish Jig in the OST.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUMjZYfycCg
>>385102287
>tfw I'm in this screenshot
>>385102278
delet
>>385102298
ah my mistake, i though they were talking about the song they were actually playing. the instrument demo was the classic doo wop shit.
>>385102343
>>385102278
>I'm already a monster
>all these people on photo
i just joined, what this?
>>385102345
>>385102510
rofl
>>385102510
I was gonna ask if you had this 1
>>385102345
>>385102510
Me on the bottom
>>385102412
>why?
>we're not allowed to speculate on who anonymous donators may be
>so let me just do that
I wanna fug the trash lady
What's with FF and BLACKED characters?
>>385102589
>protects you from spiderbots
>knows the value of belly windows
Why is quistis so perfect?
Reminder that all these teenagers are dead solely because of Zell
>>385102869
I want to impregnate a Korean girl
>>385103102
kys
>>385102992
based chickenwuss
>>385103102
thats a boy
>>385102869
She really is amazing.
Why are they playing this on fucking ps2 of all things? Why not just emulate it so we can see the actual models and not a pixelated mess.
>>385103186
you wish homo
>>385103227
>emulate
it feels wrong
I'm watching the Harry Potter run now, holy fuck it's so nostalgic
>keep thinking runner's gonna laugh at someones joke
>let's out a hacking cough
>>385095598
hows homelessness treating you spooney?
>>385103393
>He keeps looking at the other people on the couch when he tries to be funny
>Literally no reaction every time
>>385103393
Nobody got a heart attack at gdq yet
qt detected
>>385103427
>>385102869
>tfw I have a nicer tummy than this
really makes you think
>>385100019
Just for you, you filthy degenerate.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1500982561892.webm
Imagine being so fat and smelly that everyone would rather scoot up together on the other side of the couch than be next to you.
>>385103476
How can LGBTDQ ever compete
>>385103578
Good man
FF7 has a shitty bike chase
FF8 has this
>>385103727
the whole air fight and running through the CGI battlefield with the basic character models is pure kino
LOL Naeglar is funny as fuck
I get the impression the rest of the couch doesn't want the glasses tranny (?) there
They seemed more comfortable and jolly before
How was Harry Potter?
>>385103930
It's a tranny? I thought it was just a feminine-ish dude.
>>385103102
>tfw the kid turns out ugly
This run is great.
>>385103980
After that low effort GDQ one I honestly don't know anymore man...
>>385103930
It's in your head.
>>385103993
There's a 50/50 chance it's a girl
>>385103957
Nothing special, but it was pretty comfy
>>385104043
The one that was literally just a dude with a girly hair style and clothes?
>>385104079
Yeah that's the one
Galbadia dindu nuffin
>>385104125
I pity such confused individuals
>Naegleria's bants
>>385103727
FF8 has this cutscene
What does 7 have?
>>385104079
>literally just a dude with a girly hair style and clothes
Which one?
>slopes
>flips
what do these fucking krauts have against asians??
>>385104242
>saving that
yuck
I meant the one with black hair, he looked kinda italian to me
The chibi callout.
>>385104178
He was always an IRL shitposter, but he kinda grew on me over time
>>385104228
Mecha Weapons
>>385104313
Which of the guys is that?
>>385104228
>>385104374
kek btfo
Just Popped in, is that a girl(female) on the couch?
>>385104463
You should know better at this point
>>385104417
>>385104417
Left one with the mic, he was attending ther early GDQ's, but is more active at NASA and ESA now
>speedrun.com police force
>>385104526
Naegleria is great. I could understand why he would avoid the GDQs since he likes to mess around a bunch.
>>385104489
but this isn't GDQ tho
>>385104592
Speedrunning autism is universal
I LIKE THAT YUMP!
Nailed it.
>>385104463
it's just an unmanly male
>>385104165
Galbadia had the cooler school
Trabia mad, Balamb jelly
>tfw to smart to not watch ff8
>tfw to smart to not comprehend the plot
>>385104463
Just stick to stream 2
>>385104242
when you mutilate yourself to call yourself woman, to find yourself a lesbian lover(male)
>>385104756
>Missing all these monster truck memes
>>385104780
The one on the right looks dece
>>385104780
This, Stream 1 cucks are BTFO
>>385104830
>saggy jeans with huge phone in pocket
that's me
Stream 2 pure kino.
>>385104242
she is literally forced her to kiss
>>385104829
stream 2 was pretty good, glad i delayed my fap for this.
>>385104885
>she
>her
>>385104809
Pretty lame. Might as well just have been a gay dude.
ILL BE THE ROUNDABOUT
ROUNDABOUT HYPE
>Coming up next: Roundabout
Is that...
>>385104972
ugh you shitlord
>>385105003
Yes, a jojo reference
>>385105000
2spooky triples
>>385105064
Uyama skeleton goes on rampageRUN
>>385104865
big phone bros unite
how big? 6 inches here
WHY IS MY WIFE KISSING SEIFER
>>385105179
>no cutscenes
>>385105127
Mine is 5'15". Kinda tempted to get a Mi Max 2 at some point because cheap and good.
>meme game
>this Roundabout game
What the fuck is this insanity?
>>385105387
so stupid its fun again
>>385099261
>chokkie biscuits on my desk
Actually kill yourself you Cucktorian prick.
Getting dizzy over here.
>>385100246
Kind of like Nier then?
>>385105643
snap out of it
HEY I'M WALKIN HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NheZ_hLCSx0
>>385105714
dumb feetposter
>These "speedrunners" claiming it was impossible to find the white seed ship in a casual run
>Fucking found it easily as a 10 year old kid
Hmm really makes you think
Any news from Chad?
FUCK DA POLICE
Pretty hype game tbqh.
captcha: private schulbus
Touhou in 7h hype!
>>385105361
Sweet, i'm using an old ass lumia 1320 but i'll have to switch soon. Probably gonna get a lumia 950 xl cause i do love me some windows phone.
Get ready for 5 hours of garbage fellas.
White SeeD are Seaman,
Semen is white seed.
Is that an actual girl
>>385106128
>Touhou
>pennjillette.jpg
>>385106223
delet
>>385106128
posting best 2hoe
>>385106173
I'm all about android, currently using resurrection remix which I find very pleasing.
>>385106128
Rumour has it Mike is fuming.
>the wonderful 101 speed run
Rev up that CUH-RAY-ZEE boys
>Wonderful 101
Name 1(one) more overrated game. protipyou can't
>>385106223
And people say FFVIII makes no sense
>9 good runs back-to-back on stream 1
>don't start until FFVIII is done
>4:50:00
>>385106409
>>385106416
>5 (FIVE) hours long
>9 hours run
>5 hours run
time to die
>>385106416
The most overrated, overhyped game in history is without a doubtSpore
So anything good happen since the Paper Mario autism extravaganza?
>all these tasteless faggots who don't think Premonition is the best track in FFVIII
>>385106515
>not landing
>>385106460
>>385106416
FFVIII
>>385106240
I really want to know this too, either way, their kinda cute.
>>385106654
why are FFVII babies so mad at FFVIII?
>>385106681
Why are FF(Insert number other than VII) babies so mad at FFVII?
>>385106681
why are FFVIII babies so mad at FFVII friends?
>>385106481
>9 hour-long run
>or a 5 hour-long run
What a choice. Time to go find something else to do
W101 is just a letsplay too?
Fucking hell three hours of shit left
runner dying of a lung infection
This game is such a mess, the UI looks like the borderland UI, you can only play for like 2min before shit starts popping up on the screen and the game throws all these shitty graphic stuff on the screen.
Kind of like it was designed by a 10year old kid
>>385107047
You're thinking of Battleborn. Borderlands was fine.
>2+ more hours of FF
>or 5 hours of Wonderful 101
bring back fun games on stream 2
>2 more hours of worst FF
>4 more hours of blunderful 101 copies sold
>>385107047
that's what I hated about W101
the combat is really fun but they designed the game in such a way that they're constantly taking control away from you, the gameplay stops for a cutscene or QTE or some other pop up all the time. I wanted to do a second playthrough but I got sick of all the interruptions. At least they were kind enough to let you skip the cutscenses but there's just too many to skip
>>385107321
>do your homework
It really does get me every time
The cutscene to gameplay transitions in this blew my mind at the time
>that fucking beach landing
>>385107529
>Balamb garden during the invasion
This game has some really great moments
>>385107529
>>385107654
First third of the game is my favorite out of any Final Fantasy moments. It's really immersive and makes you feel like part of SEED.
>check FF stream
>dude in white looks spaced out staring at chat
Sounds about right
How is the FF8 wr an hour shorter?
What did I miss after Paper Autism?
>>385107761
Yeah, game kinda loses focus after you defeat jabba the hut in the basement
Why the fuck did cid give an emotionally loaded 16 year old control of an entire army. I still enjoy the lategame. Going in to space and possible the best final dungeon in a FF game ever
Is the wonderful 101 the most cinematic game made so far? It's so little actual game play and it's mostly just cinematic stuff, all over the game.
Why is it ok when Platinum does this but any other Playstation game does it it's the death of video games?
>>385107928
>Why the fuck did cid give an emotionally loaded 16 year old control of an entire army.
Because Squall appears at the orphanage with Ultimecia at the end, Edea and Cid know that Squall is the legendary SeeD who will defeat Ultimecia and Cid makes him the leader because of that.
>>385108243
Is that an excuse to just sit on your ass on a beach while your students fight to the death
>stream 1
8 hour game
>stream 2
5 hour game
uh, yuros, ever heard of scheduling?
>>385108056
Fuck off
>>385108452
Take the hint and do something productive, nerd.
>>385108394
Yes, because he already knows that they won't die.
>>385108056
Because it looks cool.
What's the point of getting on Lunatic Pandora, if you are thrown out anyway?
By the way, Chowzter's best time is 8h 40m 32s.
https://www.speedrun.com/ff8#PSX_Disc
9 hour run where the estimate is within minutes of the personal best of the runner.
is Tetris TGM2 over already?
STOP BULLYING RINOA
FF8 andSuper Paper Marioare the most romantic games of all time, fight me
>mfw I fell asleep right after yeterday's harry potter run
will we ever reach this level of comfiness bros ?
9
FUCKING
HOURS
Adel is just a poor man's jenova
>>385108917
It's okay anon, ADD offsets somewhat when you grow up
>>385108840
Well she is pretty useless.
>>385109201
So does autism.
>>385107529
Best one is yet to come.
Ragnarok punching through pandoras shields.
>>385109201
>Thinks a normal, non-ADD person can just watch 9 hours of some schmuck playing a game non stop
Your autism is showing.
>>385109239
I don't think seifer found her pussy to be "useless"
The levels of your comfort...
Are they remaining high?
>Boring as shit 5 hour+ runs on both streams
g r e a t
>>385109561
Then fuck off?
>>385109416
I don't get it
>>385095667
Because it becomes progressively shit as the game unfolds?
First CD gives you following stuff
1. You are in military academy
2. Your first mission is a military assault on a city
3. You fight a huge military spider mecha
4. Your 2nd mission is trying to take over a moving train
5. Your 3rd mission is assassination attempt
With the start of 2nd CD game just loses quality. There are few good pieces here and there but it becomes a totally different thing from what could have been a really cool military/soldier story.
>>385074021
>>5 completely different games based on the first movie
They were based on the books as the movie wasn't even out.
>>385109785
Also, WB had the exclusive rights to make movie based games.
I'm surprised there's not more interest in the W101 speedrun here, I thought people loved that game.
>>385109642
I know you don't
>>385109993
Thanks for reminding me.
>>385109993
would rather play it than watch it
Here comes the singing.
Fat cunt is getting cringeyer by the minute
>>385109993
>I thought people loved that game.
Just a loud minority here
>>385110224
I really wish they wouldn't, it's just gonna wind up on a Cringe comp. "ESA 2017 SINGING CRINGE!!!" :/
>>385109993
Game is fun to play and watch the cutscenes
Watching someone else looks very boring
EYES ON ME
Y
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O
N
M
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>cringeyer
YOU DONT HEAR ME SAY
FUCKING STOP
muted
So it's mandatory for speedrun events to have an 8 hour FF run? Why would they do this?
What a handsome boy
At least the Kingdom hearts guys knew how to sing.
>>385110793
MY SANCTUARY
SING-ALONG!
SGDQ singing was so much better. With the cute blond girl.
This is just like old times
Muh feels
People singing badly but earnestly really gets me.
At least is less cringy than /v/ musical
>spaceship full of giant alien crocodiles
>human sized seats
...whatever
>>385111045
The spaceship wasn't designed for the space crocodiles, they came later.
>its the part of the where you would start the ultimate weapons grind against the Marlboros
Such fond memories
Thanks, now i'm gonna google Eyes On Me by the real singer.
>>385111317
>>385111317
>>385111317
https://youtu.be/RPPg4I7Z8hM
Better version
Every time this fat ass opens his mouth with his shit opinions just look at everyones faces.