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European Speedrunner Assembly

NOW: LA Noire
NEXT: Inside
THEN: Turok: Dinosaur Hunter
STREAM 2: Rayman 2

https://horaro.org/esa/2017-one

Schedule : http://www.esamarathon.com/schedule

Stream 1 : https://www.twitch
.tv/esamarathon

Stream 2 : https://www.twitch
.tv/geekygoonsquad
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What does the girl announcer look like?
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>Stream 2 run
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>Hi-yump
fucking swedes
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You guys told me this event was good, why are there no good runs on right now.
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>>385048294
It hasn't been LA Noire for ages
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I can't handle it.
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>>385048325
Like what you would think a female speedrunner would look like. Not too fat I guess.
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>True american mailman hero
What is he even saying
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I would really like to explain this trick first

>>385048325
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everyone in stream 1 is missing out
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>yfw this runner probably lives with his mom
>yfw he probably has MLPshit all over his filthy room
>yfw his mommy makes him tendies everyday
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1500760127373.webm
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friendly reminder autism can pay for EVERYTHING
>>>/wsg/1793072
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>>385048384
Stream 2 is memes in the making and it's only just started.
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>ah, ok
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>went from inside stream to 2nd stream
>mfw
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>>385048442
I think it was a joke about going postal.
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>>385048493
>>385048512
Like clockwork
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Stream 2 is where its at
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are all Swedish people like this?
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>>385048531
Drinking spirits only is literally the healthiest way to get drunk
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>>385048493
>>385048512
Tendiemind
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Stream 1 is now blindfolded
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>>385048595
Some are gay.
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reminder that "we" are all watching stream 2
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>the state of german white males
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>>385048609
I'd imagine the families of the dead would complain about that.
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>>385048595
Only a minority. Most of them are muslims.
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>>385048593
>Current Year
>Leet
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>>385048595
n-no
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>>385048595
As a Swede I'm more like the autistic UK guy.
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>>385048662
is chat spamming ANELE? I dont have enough monitors for this
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>>385048698
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>>385048424
you should really take a break my friend
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>>385048750
no, they're not racists
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This is fucking legit
The guy doing it blindfolded is actually managing and it's not an easy thing
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>OH SHIT
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That was impressive
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>>385048890
>not watching the Paper Autism stream
OH SHIT
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This autist just keeps interrupting the dude trying to explain stuff
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This guy speaks like a handicapped person.
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>Its part of the story... the mario story
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S I I I P
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>>385049067
because he isn't explaining it fast enough.
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>>385048325
Fat, but in the cute bubbly way.
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>>385049013
The Inside run is actually decent though. I don't like Nintendo shit much and the autism would bother me.
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Why is the game so Dark? Paper Mario ain't suppose to be this dark.
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>>385049089
Roll Credits.
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>>385049089
D E E P E S T L O R E
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did i miss anything good today?
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>>385049013
The autism was too much to handle. I'll take boredom for 200 instead of any more autistic Mario runner.
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>can't stop a thirsty man from drinking
what did he mean by this
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>>385049150
Only the first five minutes are dark.
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>>385049127
Yeah, but the runner just cuts him off to pull some lame joke instead
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>body pillow
>pictures of dogs

why are yuropeans like this?
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>hehe kappa
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>>385049224
>*unzips dick*
You know exactly what he meant.
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>>385049205
>>>/wsg/1796469
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>>385049261
it's been 30min
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>keeps giving up on tricks
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>One hundred and fifty five hundred
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>giving up on tricks
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>>385049373
Exactly. There really isn't anything like the opening sequence where Bowser almost kills Mario.
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>left guy just giving up
>don't mind me

I feel so bad for him being saddled with this.
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>european speedrunner assembly
>donations in united states dollars
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woof
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>>385049540
Can someone explain this?
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>those guys in the back laughing at the runner's autism
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>taking a selfie with your boyfriend
the city of german men
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>>385049589
Of fucking course.
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Wtf is with the dog pillows
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OH SHIT THIS GAME SURE IS FUCKING INTENSE HAHA NO HOMO
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>>385049624
wannabe gdq
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>>385048808
Well I'm not exactly healthy, but I'm reasonably fit and do lots of sports. But I don't drink to get fit, I drink to get drunk. And it's not a daily but more like a monthly thing. But the hangovers are starting to get really bad, shitting water for days etc.
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Germans that have learned British-English have a top tier accent. Very clear and easy to listen to.
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When this guy speaks he somehow reminds me of CWC.
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>>385049747
I wish gdq was this good. I can't even decide which run I should focus on.
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>>385049786
Try switching to expensive alternatives. You'll drink less when you do.
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She got a very round formation
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>>385049847
Paper mario until Turok starts
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did... did he just say kappa?
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>>385049797
Tgere's a different type of English?
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are you niggers watching stream 1 or 2?
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>>385049929
he does that all the time
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Just came online.

Any good streams and moments today?
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>>385049929
He said it like five times already. He also said "lol".
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>>385049287
not enough trannies making out on cam for you americans?
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>>385050012
both
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>>385049786
I guess once a month is allright. Im just saying, I know a few alcoholics and their life is not very pleasant
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>>385049797
>>385049985

round here you need to speak American english, you hear?

Only then you will be a real God Damn American.
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I PUSHED THE BUTTON BUT NOTHING HAPPENED
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
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>>385049797
>tfw years of watching Jackass and Hollywood movies ingrained a filthy american accent in my brain

feels bad man. everyone online thinks im american
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>>385050015
>Moments
>>385049368
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>>385050012
2. It has endless autism.
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>>385050012
2 ofc
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Man, I feel bad for the guy sat next to the sperg. He's like one of those tard wranglers from primary school.
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Stream 1 is getting kinda gay
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>>385050049
kek
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This fucking Inside stream is making me jump every few minutes, they can't keep their voice on the same volume.
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An anime autist and a brony, what a team.
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angry german
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I can smell Swedish Gollum's breath through the screen.
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>>385050012
Stream 2 mainly, every time I take a peek at stream 1 it's boring shit. At least Paper Mario problem isn't being boring.
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"He is going to use BHS"

"THAT MEANS BLUE HOUSE SKIP"
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>YUS
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>>385050157
It's kind of comfy though
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YESS
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>>385049898
Why would i do that, then I wouldn't be drunk
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>give stream 2 a shot
>fucking disgusting looking runner
>bright light is shining off his greasy face

i'm legit going to puke, turn that light down
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>>385050123
theres literally nothing wrong with that
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>>385050107
>learns english to understnand english stuff/whatever
>watches jackass
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>>385050158
anime autist?
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>>385050274
I thought all Europeans were beautiful and perfect?
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>messes up the action command
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>>385049923
Nah I didtched the autism central, too cringeworthy for me and I don't even like mario or nintendo games. The other stream is boring but comfy.
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>>385050269
Because you'll gain a new perspective on alcohol, and learn how to appreciate its merits. You'll start to drink for the drink, not to get drunk.
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>>385050313
>learns english because its required in school
>watches jackass because hes 14 and its fucking funny
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Someone tell me the ESA youtube is going to archive this run. Please. I need to be able to go back and re-watch this when I'm depressed.
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>>385050367
It works for coffee, too. I cut my intake by half but look forward to every sip.
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>EKKS DEEE
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XD
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>>385050432
Probably. I think ESA 2015 runs got wiped, or some other year. I want to rewatch the EO3 run but never found it.
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>>385050331
Moeshit all over his twitch page
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>german humor
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>>385049985
Europeans often learn a lot of their English through American films and media.
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>>385050432
>not filming your monitor while you watch it
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XD
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"Ecks dee!"
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>X DEEEE
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wat
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>>385050560
Whats his name?
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>>385050575
>>385050594
>>385050596
God, I'm glad I'm sticking to the comfy stream
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>>385050560
link?
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>runner just shouts ECKS DEE
this is getting physically painfuk and I'm a dumb kumiko poster
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the german is gonna murder this guy
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>XD
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>check out stream 2
>mfw
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>>385050668
Dumb Kumikoposter
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>you will never be as happy as the sperg playing video games
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>>385050718
Its like gore
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>>385050648
>>385050650
sirrouven_1003
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>>385050346
>boring but comfy
What does comfy even mean anymore.
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HES GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM
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>>385050367
This is a meme. Every alcoholic drink would be improved if it didn't have alcohol in it.
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>there are anons ITT who aren't watching stream 2
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wtf is a "yump"...lol
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>>385050367
>not to get drunk.
why not just remove the alcohol then?
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>>385050687
don't mine meee, boy
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>>385050718
>check out stream 2
>mfw
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>>385050821
its a very abstract aesthetic
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>>385050865

Some anons don't like to confront the truth of their existance
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>>385048394
What is happening with that bow in her hair?
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>>385050874
Js are pronounced like Ys in most non-English languages.
That's why they spelt Jennifer as "Yennefer" in English translations of the Witcher.
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>>385050813
>Its a touhou waifufag
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>>385050845
Then why does non alcoholic beer taste fucking horrible?

>>385050881
You'll still get a buzz. The point is just getting hammered is missing out on the appeals of various drinks. Try getting into Scotch.
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>>385050874
Yon yumped on the yumbo yet to yamaica.
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>>385050813
Is he /Ourguy/?
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>>385050718
>kalarmar sounds like kermit anyway
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Got so bad the other guy's now shilling stream 1
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>>385051002
because beer taste fucking horrible
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Does guy on left have a twitter? I want to see him shittalk after this
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>>385050821
You can close your eyes and just mute it and it feels very comfortable.
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That fucking wave.
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>>385050845
non-alkaholic beer tastes worse than the real deal. checkmate puritans
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why did he wave
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>>385051049
Then why do I like it so much?

Apart from IPAs, they're horrible. I hate the American IPA meme.
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The guy playing inside needs to chill the fuck out.
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>vegetarian
>german
XD
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>>385051002
Because they're trying to emulate the taste of regular beer. Also, most beer is shit tier in it's normal state.
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i love this german's humor
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The German wants people to stop watching this autism
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This German speaks English very well. He could almost pass as not German.
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>vegetarian
explains the sticc arms
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>I'm a vegetarian
that's fucking gay
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>EXKS DEE
>the absolute state of stream 1
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>>385051176
if they sound more British than usual then they were trained by British sounding Brits or Germans
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>tfw wanted to go fap but now have to see Paper Mario through to the end
This is amazing.
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>vegetarian
>plays indie shit
Like pottery.
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>>385051050
https://twitter.com/SirRouven
I wouldnt get my hopes up
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who's the girl doing donations
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>doing frame perfect quiz questions
ohgod
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>>385050961
>>385051037

Yack yammed his yimmy into yessica and yust yacked her up badly.
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>>385050813
>Sanaefag
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Damn, Inside is fucking stupid
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>>385051275
why does Inside get shat on and none of the other indie games here?
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>>385051104

>American IPA meme

Hey, it's the California IPA meme. That's what we do, we make shitty, astringent alcohol and then convince everybody it's hip. We did it with Chardonnay, we did it with IPA. What will we do next?

God help you if the North Bay learns about malört.
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So are these two buddies and just having bantz? Or did the kraut have no idea what he was getting into by co-commentating this?
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>>385051276
>I already hate denmark. The sign says they accept euros but the storeman says they don't. Fuck you. I am thirsty.

Now I get the thirsty line
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>>385051276
Disappointed at the lack of ERPing as the 2hu
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>>385051276
>he likes Sticker Star more than 64/TTYD

why
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imagine being the german guy. this is what nightmares are made of
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>>385051416
He probably didn't know and just was invited because he also speedruns paper mario
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>Super Meat Ball

lel
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>>385051440
He has a discord link in his twitch. Im not checking that though.
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>>385051474

Imagine knowing that these 2 hours of your life will be on the internet forever
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>>385051416
if this is banter then they are amazing actors
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>>385051416
I think he was dumped with it. He probably wanted to commentate the game, but didn't know what the runner was like.
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>look over to inside
>suddenly hes a nutsack
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>>385051407
It's amazing how many problems we can sufficiently blame on California.
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>>385051407
At least you can't ruin Scotch.

You'll probably try to ruin gin. It's very popular in the UK right now and you all seem to end up copying our shit.
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>>385051416
He probably talked with the guy over twitter before but never actually met him so he didnt know how bad it would be.
>BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
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BOOM BOOM BOOMBOOMBOOM
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>>385051394
Because Inside is the ultimate in pretentious indie garbage. It encapsulates every single cliche in the worst ways
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>tfw shitposting and erping at the same time
I both like and dislike the current state of things
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OVER
ESTIMATE
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>>385051416
I haven't been paying attention. What happened?
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so, why are you a horrible blob monster?
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>>385051660
At least it isn't pixels
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>>385051658
>>385051651
>BOOM BOOM BOOMBOOMBOOM
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>>385051736
The swede is a gigantic autist while the german guy is slightly autistic.
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>>385051736

Chris Chan levels of autism
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>>385051736
switch to second stream

the runner is legitimately retarded and the co-commentator is probably going to kill him and then himself before this is over
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>really pimping it
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>>385051645
Gin is horrible as is.
But ffs everryone leave calvados alone
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>>385051792
how is the german guy autistic? He is literally getting tired of the autists shit
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This is the third time he's tried this form of skip and STILL hasn't gotten it.
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>>385051750
Deep and meaningful
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>>385051905
He did get it before
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>acquired taste meme
With the logic alcoholics use smoking is also an acquired taste, because hey how could millions and millions people be wrong and still smoke if it tastes so bad?
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>>385051893
He's the caveman to this Chibi. One is clearly more autistic but you have to remember this is a speedrunning event and both are in the wrong.
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>>385051870
a good GT is godly though
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>>385052012
No he gave up on both loading zone storage tricks before and went with slower alternatives.
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>>385052013
A smoke usually tastes pretty good, my man
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>overestimate
>again
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>>385052013
numale
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Just load up the save
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>we can be pillow brothers
wew...
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>>385052013
>With the logic alcoholics use smoking is also an acquired taste
Yes. Yes it is.
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>>385052167
They did have their PC crash at the start and they didn't pause the timer.
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> 1 more hour of autism
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NO SLEEP
>fucks it up
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>>385052013
It literally is an acquired taste though. It took me years to get into whisky and beer, but when I did I really got into them. Now I think they're delicious.
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>>385052013
>posting that trash
I dont even like beer but come on.
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>>385052162
my man
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Turok next.
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uh oh the spooky white girl one in Cloverfield
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I like that jump
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>>385052013
This comic operates under the impression that people only ever drink beer at parties with the intention of getting drunk.
This is false.
I often have a beer or two after work because I like the taste.
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>>385052352
I like the previous 10000 jumps he did while failing this trick.
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>>385052282
> It took me years to get into whisky and beer, but when I did I really got into them. Now I think they're delicious.
and it's the same thing with smokers. I bet you could eat shit for 2 years and then "acquire" a taste for it.
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>>385052013

if you think beer tastes bad then you're drinking the wrong beers or you have a child's palate and only enjoy super sweet shit like soda and milk shakes
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Playdead should make a 3D game, I like the aesthetic of Limbo and Inside but the 2D platforming shit isn't my thing
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What the fuck is this paper Mario guy doing?
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>>385052352
I like that yump
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>>385052352
I like that yump
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And thus the autism comes to a screeching halt.
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>>385052352
yump*
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>I wish I was home fapping to Sanae-san
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>>385052452
Loading a transition so that he can skip something.
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these fucking ads.I havent seen a single child refugee here. pure marketing
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>>385052452
hes doing a warp skip which involves yumping
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>>385052352
its yust a yump man how can it be so yarring to this guy?

he could really yeopardize his run
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These things just drag the fuck on, don't they?
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>having this much autism
>not even a good speedrunner

poor guy
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the guy on the left looks stressed out as fuck
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SWEATY DOLPHINS
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>>385052490
How much time does it skip? As he has been doing this for a while now.
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>my controller is sweaty so I can't do the trick
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>>385052480
I don't get this meme
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>He know reminds us how fucking sweaty he is
Imagine the smell, poor sanaefag.
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>implying shitskin children are as important as white children
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>sweaty as a dolphin
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The choke never ends
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That ad was too much for too long.
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OPEN THE BORDERS
VOTE MERKEL
HELP TO END EUROPE
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I want to watch Harry Potter because muh childhood but it's at a meme time in the morning
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I w-wonder why a dolphin would get sweaty haha
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>No back up save
Oh fuck this.
>>
Back Mr and Mrs Sperg
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>>385052601
The entire chapter. Which he cant even complete normally I think since he is missing partners.
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>>385052601
It's pretty much required, otherwise he'd have to beat the boss which he isn't prepared to do.

Doesn't have a backup save either.
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>no backup save

Mercy kill incoming
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>>385052613
swedes pronounce Y and J the same in english
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>>385052621
some are qt tho
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SAVE ME FROM THIS YUMPING PAIN
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alright, stream 2 isn't entertaining anymore its just grating.

how are things over on stream 1?
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Replace all those "families" with working age adult men hyped to claim benefits in the UK and we have a deal.
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>of course not
wew
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inb4 the german guy goes Caveman on the Swede
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>be swede autist
>can't even operate at an autist level
this is just depressing
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>>385052771
Setup time.
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>>385052654
the refugees are not merkels fault
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>>385052747
uh, what
swedes pronounce Y like y and Js like j
>>
German genuinely looks like he wants to kill himself.
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>>385052771
Intermission. Getting ready for Turok.
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>The german subtly shitting on the run while the autist doesnt realize
>>
did he just
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>it's the internet
>we don't know what's old and not old

Confirmed pedo.
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>I'm going to miss the games I wanted to see
>And see eight fucking hours of FF
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>takes a second to get more drunk
>>
Hold my beer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic9uwUK1ais
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>>385052437
I agree with you on soda but milkshakes aren't supposed to be super sweet. Also that reminds me that I've been craving an ICEE ever since I got wasted on Friday.
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>>385052570
He knows his face is going to be in a cringe video
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>I really wish to discuss more topics but this takes purpose

That's a much better way to say the caveman line
>>
I think this girl is cute

Help
>>
Jesus, just looked up his PB, its 4 mins under what he quoted.
>>
This is painful. It's almost time to start mainlining hand sanitizer to get drunk and cleanse this autism from my body.
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>those random whistles
>>
holy shit how long has he been yumping?
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>>385052910
Yeah but he is going to go down as a victim so its fine.
>>
This is painful to watch. I wonder how long before it is mercy killed.
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I just feel bad for this guy now
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>>385052921
was gonna post this,
but he said "focus" not purpose
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When will this fucking end?
>>
>>385052797
Does anyone have a problem with female refugees?
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>>385048294
why does a stream have PM and another doesn't?

am i fucking missing out on good shit by watching the normal stream? fuck EU, get your shit together!
>>
That chick has a fat face wtf
>>
This is heart breaking.
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>>385053016
I literally just finished eating dinner and hes still jumping
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>>385052983
He is trash. Not just giving up on tricks but also awful menuing and he keeps getting stuck on terrain. I dont know why they allowed him to run.
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What is he thinking right now?
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>>385053051
Worst thing is I did mean to post that
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>>385050865
what happened on 2nd stream? i only had stream 1 on background so i wasnt really checking much of any stream
>>
knees weak
palms sweaty
Sluuuuuurp

autistic rage incoming
>>
What am I missing on Autism Stream 2?

I'm watching Autism Stream 1
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>>385053061
Never, hopefully.
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>>385052970
You're completely right
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this runner is making me want to cry
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>>385053157
yumps
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>>385053157
Frame Perfect Yumps
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>>385053118
This
>>385052483
>>
>He implies he will drop the run if he doesnt get it
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>>385052970
only because she seems aproachable. get some standards my man. except if your ugly
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Who gave these people the job
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BASED CROWD
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wake me when it's over
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>>385053140
We're seeing the The Room of speedruns.
>>
>vinesauce raised over $100000 in 3 days
>esa managed less than half that in the same amount of time

oh i am laughing
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>>385053191
Dumb kumikoposter
>>
>>385053141
>autistic rage incoming

That's what I'm waiting for, no chance he'll take his run getting cut
>>
I seriously don't know what the fuck are these 2 autists talking about.
>>
>The crowd is now holding up plates
>>
>>385053118
>why did I sign up to be co-host for this shit
I can't imagine they are exactly friends with how the chemistry is between them.
>>
we're going to watch turok and finish and this dude will still be jumping
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>SGDQ: raise money for Doctors Without Borders
>ESA: raise money to bring muh children/"children" from shithole countries to Europe
Really makes me think.
>>
>>385052908
I feel like my childhood memory of ICEEs would be ten times better than actually having one.
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>>385053118
>I just wanted to talk about fucking Sticker Star, not this shit.
>>
>>385053221
I am ugly.

I'm also too self conscious to go out with an ugly girl because it reminds me of it.
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FUCKING KILL THIS RUN
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>>385053118
thinking about the his final option
>>
>>385053114
It's the last run for a few hours on the second stream, they probably figured they'd give him a shot at it in the middle of the night with no one watching
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>smacks lips
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I just got back from a gigantic poo and they're still yumping over that fucking bob-omb. This run is fucked.
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>>385052921
what caveman line
>>
Do all Germans speak English well?
>>
How long has this guy been jumping for?
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>Crowd
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>U CAN DO IT
>>
>>385053339
I would prefer it if you were quiet.
>>
>don't speedrun when you sleep
>>
>>385053264
He's about to toss his controller across the room. You know that's why his joy stick is fucked.
>>
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>this crowd
manly tears
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>>385053354
No
>>
Turok's on, for those who care.
>>
>>385053245
VS is fucking memes and lulz for the twitch audience

this is solely for speedrunning and its EU speedrunning, they aren't AS autistic of a group as US runners are
>>
>>385053276
What do you think Doctors without Borders does?
>>
I heard that a run had to get mercy killed.
Which one was it?
>>
>>385053354
at least 20 minutes
>>
>>385053442
Thank god. I couldn't stand watching the autistic guy fail, I feel bad
>>
ONE YUMP AWAY
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>>385053290
i am so sorry
>>
>>385053245
wasn't even a 24 hour stream too
>>
>I can generally get this in 5 tries
>>
>>385053461
Zelda Windwaker I think? I missed it but they missed a major skip or something
>>
>this has never happened before
Ahah, I like this guy.
>>
>>385053461
Windu Waika.
>>
>>385053354
no
>>
>People still watching the horsefucker instead of watching motherfucking turok
>>
>this has never taken this long
sick burn
>>
>>385053498
But he pronounce it right, I don't get it.
>>
>>385053461
Wind Waker race, they were stuck in one spot for 40 minutes.

This Paper Mario run reminded me of it.
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But /v/, he cannot yump
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>>385053354
if they re under 40
>>
okay what the fuck is going on, on stream 2
everytime I tune in he's doing the same shit
is he fucking up some memetic skip?
>>
ONE YUMP AWAY
>>
does anyone blame Chibi for cheating?
>>
>>385053565
>>385053543
>>385053530
Wait this was the race wasn't it?
Don't tell me the run was killed because one guy failed a skip
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>>385053634
Fuck off Chibi
>>
HAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>385053530
Yea it was ww. It ended alot like this paper mario run. Guy was trying a "frame perfect" trick and spent a little over an hour on it
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HE DID THEN FAILED OH GOD
>>
>LET'S GIVE THIS AUTIST FUCK SOME SLACK
HOW ABOUT NO? FUCK THIS RETARD! IF YOU CAN'T DO THE THING THEN FUCK OFF, THIS IS WHY WE NEED ABORTION.
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HE BLEW IT
YA BLEW IT
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>FUCK MY LIFE
>>
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Stop this bullying
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>>385053503
Whatever. The thing that bothers me more than anything is people trying to pretend I'm not really. I don't know who they're trying to fool.
>>
>YOU CAN DO IT now on stream

>does it
>fucks it
>>
>F-F-FINALLY
>>
HE DID THE YUMPS
>>
This is an emotional roller coaster. People will pass stories of what happened today down through the generations.
>>
holy FUCK what a based runner
>>
SAVED
>>
based crowd
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Holy shit what a ride
>>
fuck you guys, this was great
>>
Based swede finally pulling through
>>
>>385053639
They both failed at different skips. The run was killed when they ran up to the time estimate.
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He guh guh guh guh got it!

*drinks heavily*
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>FUCK MY LIFE
>FU-FU-FU-FINALLY
>>
FIRST TRY
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>>385053639
I don't know anything about Wind Waker but they were both choking.
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>standing ovation
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HE DID IT
>>
>F-F-FFFFOCUS C-C-CCCOMBO BREAKER
>>
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
>>
>CCCCCOMBOBREAKER
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>drinking and repeatedly saying fuck on stream
wtf I love Europeans now
>>
Did he just touch the other dude with his sweaty hands?
>>
HE FINALLY DID IT BOYS
>>
Swedegol has grown on me.
>>
>>385053887
no homo though
>>
>>385053787
>>385053768
Were they at least close to beating the game?
>>
>>385053830
NIN or Johnny Cash?
>>
>STAAAAARTSTOORM
>>
>ANOTHER german runner on stream one
>>
boi
>>
>turok
putting the speed in speedrunning
>>
>>385053970
Let's go with Johnny Cash
>>
>>385053530
Did they actually attempt to do the route with the fairy trick to hover to ganon?
>>
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>>385054047
I wanted to watch it, but stream 2 autism sucked me in
>>
yump
>>
>>385054072
One did. The other didn't get to that point.
>>
>>385054072
One did, the other did some frame perfect skip. Both failed, both got mercy killed.
>>
>>385053980
an all german event would be lightyears ahead of this one
>>
He can now do the ultra yump
>>
>>385054072
and to think Cosmo pulled that off in one go before he went full degenerate
>>
>>385053960
about halfway

one guy got stuck an hour into the run, the other got stuck 20 minutes later but was 45 minutes behind the first guy at that point

they were both stuck there until the run was mercy killed when the 2 hour estimate ran out
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>Turok with no music
>wont hear the Ruins music
>or the Campaigner boss fight theme
>>
>>385054207
>all german event
>everyone running sim games
>>
i just tuned in on stream 2 i cant believe i missed 1 hour of this white shirt guy autism
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>>385054069
You chose wisely.
>>
>>385054207
enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mp4GjmHKgVk&list=UU2_P80MWcxUdmHAQKka0OKw
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>They didnt know each other
And this was the last time germandude attended a speedrunning event
>>
>>385054347
you must watch the vod of this run on youtube
>>
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>they only met in real life an hour ago

And that's when hans realised what a mistake he'd made
>>
>>385054347
The run has been great since minute 1
>>
aaaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaa
>>
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FIRST TRY
>>
First TRY!!!
>>
What am I missing with autism?
>>
>FIRST TRYYY
>FIRE
>what a champ
This shit is killing me
>>
>>385054523
did you watch the Mighty Number 9 runner with the topnep hat? its like that except with more autism
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>>385054453
Other than the 15 min of choke. After 5 min it got hard to watch.
>>
Is Yumpman the one playing?
>>
>>385054532
>triggered by memes
>>
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First Try!
First Try!
FIREWORKS!!!
>>
captivated
>>
>>385054570
Was it really only 15m?
>>
>FIREWORKS!
He's done.
>>
>>385054578
yea
>>
>>385054532
this is what true happieness looks like
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>>385054645
LIKE HAPPY FESTIVAL FIREWORK YA!?
>>
>>385054709
HHMM HMMM
>>
>>385054709
lel
>>
the audience is the true mvp
>>
>>385054776
I want to know where the loud drunk guy went
>>
DON'T TOUCH ME YOU FUCKING RETARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>385054643
Might have been around 15-20min but I don't think it was much longer than that.
>>
>SUPER YUMP CHARGE BADGE
>MAKES MARIO'S YUMP ATTACK WAY UP
>>
MMHMM
>>
>its a "game with good music has no music turned on" recurring episode

what the fuck is wrong with europeans
>>
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>if you're over 25 and own a PC you must try this game.
>>
Yump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump YumpYump Yump
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>>385054852
hehe reeeee :D
>>
>Stream 1 has ten times the viewers
I guess they yumped ship
>>
>>385055128
the viewers on the second stream actually doubled with paper autism
>>
>"good spin-jumping"
>"not really"
BTFO
>>
>I LIKE THAT JUMP
>>
>pretty good run of Turok being ignored in favor of Paper Autism
I thought Euros were above this kind of stuff.
>>
>>385055012
Hotline Miami suffered from that really badly. The previous runner didn't close their game so all you could hear was the low sounding music from that.
>>
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Stop with this "yump" bullying
>>
>>385055128
Stream 1 always has more viewers, retards don't know about the second stream
>>
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>>385055120
Cheeky ree
>>
>>385055256
They wouldn't have ignored it if it had music.
>>
>>385055279
I can imagine Stream 2 might grow during the long ass FF run.
>>
>>385055279
Nah Twitch just sucks so much that it's impossible to run two streams at the same time
>>
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Now they are RPing
>>
>>385055439
Stream 2 is offline by then
>>
god yump
>>
>>385055484
Whats the fucking point of having 2 streams if one goes off while the other has long ass runs. They got this right last time. Fuck.
>>
>>385055484
>stream 2 offline during a run that has a 9 hour estimate
Euro logic
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>>385055484
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So what's the diversity situation here?
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yapanese
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>>385055484
Sounds a poor choice. Is a good use of having 2 streams since some people don't like such long runs.
>>
>>385055484
Only for like 2-3 hours of it. Stream 2 will come back during it.
>>
>>385055674
theres a cute persian girl and some chubby british girl but thats about it
>>
>>385055445
Get better internet, man
>>
>>385055484
>>385055607
>>385055656
Mongs, it comes back on
>>
>>385055751
>british
Isn't she swedish?
>>
>>385055607
they only keep it one during the day (in sweden), too much effort to have both up 24 hours
>>
>the death screams from human enemies in Turok

How is this shit still so funny
>>
Weird, I don't remember some of those levels.

I only played the N64 version
>>
>>385055864
She is
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guy on the left sweating something fierce
>>
>>385055445
I was literally just watching a race with 8 simultaneous streams and no problems
>>
fresh

>>385055965
>>385055965
>>385055965
>>
>12m till estimate
>>
>>385055754
I'll get on that when my ISP decides to stop pocketing government money and actually roll out fiber in the area
>>
>>385055705
too bad that faggot stopped making videos.
>>
>>385055881
>too much effort to have both up 24 hours
It doesn't have to be up 24 hours and only needs to shift times to fit in with the longer runs of stream one to offer an alternative.
>>
>>385055657
>Refresh schedule
>Tetris has moved to just before Ballance
What? Are they doing it again or something?
>>
>>385056098
They could only get one of the Tetris games working, so maybe the other ones?
>>
>>385056250
Ah right enough they mentioned the second one not working I think.
>>
>>385055705
Is Sephirothsword57 /ourguy/?
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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