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European Speedrunner Assembly

NOW: LA Noire
NEXT: Inside
THEN: Turok: Dinosaur Hunter
STREAM 2: Rayman 2

https://horaro.org/esa/2017-one

Schedule : http://www.esamarathon.com/schedule

Stream 1 : https://www.twitch
.tv/esamarathon

Stream 2 : https://www.twitch
.tv/geekygoonsquad
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>de gay
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ELLENAOR
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Isn't LA Noire literally unskippable cutscenes, the game?
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YOU FUCK YOUNG BOYS VALDEZ?
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We La Noor now
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>girl at the back

I remember her
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what a bully

shaping up to be a good run
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You have five seconds to name a game with a more kino main menu than LA Noire
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el ey nuar looks fun
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Who watching both streams at the same time here?
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>took a wrong turn
choking already
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I LIKE YOUR ASS
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If details made an amazing game, LA Noire would've been game of the year.
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>>385038938
d'aw, she was supposed to lose 10 more pounds, not gain it
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>>385038938
cute
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Reminder no bully!
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>>385038938
Keeps the glasses guy in her gravity field
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Nice letsplay
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>>385038969
Brutal Legend
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>Super best friends will never drive like this
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>already getting lost 5 minutes into the speedrun
yikes
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He's fucking lost..

SPEEDRUNNING BOYS
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>the state of this "speed"run
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>this is the wr holder
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>>385038801
>2107
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Let's play LA Noire
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>>385039104
Good answer.
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God dang this is comfy.
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>>385039162
You slept for a long time anon.
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>$1

w-woah
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I tried replaying this but it really hasn't aged well despite not being that old.

Mafia 2 was bettter
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>>385039104
It's like they wasted most of their creativity on the menu and forgot they had a game to make.
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>barely hear the game
>announcer pierces my eardrums

FIX IT ALREADY
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are we ever gonna get another "cum tastes so fucking good" moment?
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>speedrun involves being the worst cop possible

Is there a category for 5 Stars?
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>The victim's wife
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>>385039238

LA Noir definitely had the most superfluous open world I've ever seen in a game.
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>>385039295
>"cum tastes so fucking good"
it doesn't though...
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It looks so horrible
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>>385039327
That sounds pretty boring since you cant skip cutscenes
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>I could be nitpicking the shit out of this runner right now but I don't feel like looking for all my doubt memes in my clusterfuck of a reaction folder
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>>385039396
low settings
but even on high la noire has jaggies outta ass
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>>385039395
Your diet is shit
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>>385039395
Mine does
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>no partner driving
nice let's play faggot
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Isn't it a lot faster to let your partner drive?
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>>385039395
What a fag
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>>385039391
It really does. At least Mafia 2 had some interesting stuff that it did with the open world, even if it wasn't much.

This could have been completely linear.
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>>385039213
What a time to be alive
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>>385039395

my bf's does
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>>385039481
People donated for no skips, it seems.
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>>385039463
No skips is a category
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>Fucking smashes his car into the wall
>Casually gets out

This is pretty funny
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looking forward to Inside next desu
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nice parking strats

I don't care if it's a let's play at this point, nice watch
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>>385039547
Tapette.
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>>385039579
It was a great game to goof off in. The world was treated so seriously that driving on the sidewalk was always funny.
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>>385039463
you can't let your partner drive to an unmarked location you're not meant to get to yet, dumbass.
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>>385039574
for what purpose tho, there's very little skill involved in driving to the next point in the map
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I LIKE YOUR ASS MORGAN
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>>385039162
>not watching ancient streams from the cyber future
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>>385039547
look at this frogposting fag
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Remember when everyone shilled Until Dawn's facial animation, when it had 100th of the animations LA noire had five years earlier?
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is it wrong to actually like this game?
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>>385039687
its literally the only gameplay since everything else is just unskippable dialogue.
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It's a lets play, but at least it's funny
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>>385039671
haha yeah you identified the joke
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>>385039279
I didn't mind BL overall but gameplay really wasn't its strong suit. Setting, music, the legends you can find on the map were all fantastic. Even the plot was better than average, even if it cut off before they made use of an entire re-done area and faction
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>>385039687
it can very quickly get hilarious
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>>385039435
Have one on the house, anon.
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>>385039687
Because choosing the premade set of responses during investigations is way more skill intensive
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>>385039781
no its great
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>This freerunning

Ezio Phelps
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who thought it would be a good idea to "speedrun" a game like this?
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>>385039849
brutal legend just made me mad we will never get another Sacrifice.
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>>385039781
I like it more in concept than execution
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I have bad memories from that Rayman level
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>>385039967
Good taste.
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This is America.
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>>385039967
Still need to replay that, later levels fucked my younger self in the ass regardless of deity
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where the anonymous 1000$ donations
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>>385039781
It has its moments
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>no other countries in the world had 20th century decades as interesting as the US

Really makes you think
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>>385039849
It should've stayed a fun hack and slash. The last quarter of the game is hot steaming shit.
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>>385039781
eh it's part of that family of mediocre "cinematic" games that really wanted to be movies instead like quantum break or the order 1886
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Consoles confirmed better than PC
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>>385040271
Not really though. The UK did as well.

It's more to do with who had the most media during the period.
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>soyaboy

Cosmo, is that you?
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>former girlfriends
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STOP WATCHING NOIRE FAGGOTS RAYMAN IS BETTER HE DESERVES THE RECOGNITION
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>>385040271
>>no other countries in the world had 20th century decades as interesting as the US
murican edumacation
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>traffic desk
does this category exist just so we don't see a full naked dead woman on stream?
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Why is Phelps such an asshole?
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people werent kidding when they said the facial animations were uncanney looking, god damn
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>>385040019
>>385040347
>Not watching both
As expected of frogposters
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>>385039904
the whole game requires no skill then
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>>385040271
eh russia or germany
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>>385040347
Me and my wife's son like this more.
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>>385040440
everyone in this game is a passive aggressive asshole
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>>385040271
>he doesn't know about Whore of the Orient
Shame no-one will give the guy making it any money because he nearly fucked up L.A. Noire. Damn thing sounded too cool to be canceled.
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This is fucking hilarious
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>>385040271
>American media portrays history from an American point of view
really activated my almonds there
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>>385040347
>mobile trash
>better than anything
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>>385040271
>claps actually believe this
>claps don't realise that almost every significant movement they've had was borrowed from Britain
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>Rams into a woman
>Scream
>Sign for the coroner appears
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>videogames
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Pretty much everyone can speedrun this game. Drive to the right place and select the right things.
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>>385040347
>not watching out girl narci
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>Crushes woman in car
Is this why it's called traffic?
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>>385040483
It's an adventure game, what do you expect? He's even playing a no glitch category
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>>385040380

Tell me about the sixties in your country, anon. While we were turning on, tuning in, and dropping out, what were y'all up to?

I'd ask about the forties, but I imagine your post war period wasn't as much fun as ours.
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>>385040298
If they concentrated on it, sure. As is it was just as shallow as the shit rts segments so I felt switching between the two added variety if anything.
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>>385040471
Yeah the facial animations are kind of janky and exaggerated but the real problem is the disconnect from the face and the rest of the body animations.
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>>385040642
why would you do this to us?
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This run is based
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>just shoots him
Just like modern day cops!
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>>385038969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7XH-nSMXYM
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>>385040656
>Tell me about the sixties in your country, anon. While we were turning on, tuning in, and dropping out, what were y'all up to?
The Beatles.
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>Shooting fleeing suspect

This is an accurate portrayal of American police
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>>385040656
>60s
let's get into the 10s and 20s instead
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>tfw no comfy 1940s Open World game.
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>So hwe jus shoot da guy

fuck me, laughed hard
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>>385040664
there werent even that many rts sections to begin with, like only 3 or so. Most of the game was just driving around and collecting useless shit.
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BANNED
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>assuming gender
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UH OH!

>DID NOT MEAN TO ASSUME YOUR GENDER

#TRIGGERWARNING
#TRANSPHOBIA
#TRIGGERWARNING
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>gender assume joke
in before massive twitter outcr- nvm no trannies
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T R I G G E R E D
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>I didn't mean to assume your gender
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> assume your gender joke
luckily this isnt sgdq lads
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DING DONG BANNU
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This is fucking hilarious
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>>385040789
This makes me want to reinstall it, but I don't want to know it's broken on anything higher than Windows XP.
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>>385041023
>event isn't thought policed
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The open world in this game is so entirely unnecessary
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This guy would be so banned at SGDQ.
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Uyama here, this sort of trash would not fly in my event.

I have contacted DIGRA, ADL and the UCLA. We will shut this transphobic even down!
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12/10 run
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>>385040870
all those countries in the 60s were probably no more advanced than the US was in the 10s.

shit, im sure they STILL haven't left the 80s, even in 2017

fucking wastes of space on this planet, can we just steamroll your landmasses into parking lots now? you haven't contributed ANYTHING to making the planet or your own fucking countries better, just fuck off!
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>this scene

Jesus christ i know it's a videogame but is this kind of content really ok with Save The Children?
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>>385041186
But did you donate his ticket money to charity?
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Video games are a waste of time and looking at someone play them even more so, read a book everyone
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This is the funniest shit
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Wait a sec she's Harry Potter?
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>>385041170
so much cursing at this event in the first 2 days that the entire event would be shut down

i fucking miss that about post 2013 GDQs
i miss when they were just at someones fucking house for a whole week.
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>>385041252
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when will esa get popular like agdq/sgdq?
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>>385041306
I am. I read better with background noise.
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>>385041401
Hopefully never
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>>385041231
come now anon, return to the promised land
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>Sonny Jim
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>LA Noire in 1 hour
What the fuck, this game must have more than 1 hour on unskipable cutscenes and interrogations alone.
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>>385041401
Better hope it doesnt.
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>>385040642
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>>385041401
Yeah what's the normal donation amount for an event like this? 40k seems pretty low, but I know that the 2 mil + from agdq is an outlier.
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>>385040842

I'll be honest, I really only have a dim view of what was going on from the sixties to the eighties over there through music (e.g. ska, rudeboys, punk rock and skinheads) and shit like This Is England.

>>385040870

Was more interested in talking about culture than territory.
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>>385041415
keep it up :)
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>>385041376
remember when the bonus stream was almost as long as the main stream and when they finally had to leave the venue they'd just move to someones house and continue until everyone was sick of it?
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>>385041473
It's just the traffic cop segment, for some reason.
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>>385041473
Only traffic desk.
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>>385041473
It's just the traffic desk
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>>385041306
Reading books are a waste of time and bragging online about reading even more so, go to work everyone
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>>385040908
True, when you need to fight you just facemelter everything anyway. Exploring the map was the best part

>blasting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzXJKOhpxME out the druid plough while driving through the spooky forest
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GODDAMNIT TELL THE TRUTH
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGnUGFwraL0
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>>385041586
>>385041606

Huh? They're doing a small part ?
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>>385041542
40k is already more than ESA made last year
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>He's just mashing through the interrogations.
2/10 speedrun.
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>>385041575
homicide desk is probably too graphic for twitch, including full nudity
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>>385041551
The US has contributed nothing of worth in the last 100 years, culture wise
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>>385041306
consuming any media instead of working is a waste of time
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>>385041717
Like 1/3 of the game
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so this... is speedrunning...
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>>385041575
Homicide desk would be an instant "shut it down".
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>>385041401
fuck off
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>>385041496
>the_beast_stalks.webm
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wew
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>>385041684
working is a waste of time and bragging online about working even more so, go jerk off everyone
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this was funny
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Just
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I'm fucking crying
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Oh shit that made me fucking laugh
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>>385041779
>He says on an American website, watching an event that is broadcasted using American technology
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>>385041684
working is a waste of time and for someone else even more so, do what you want everyone
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See shit like that is why open world games keep being made
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>>385041772
>>385041883
Yeah, it is pretty great.
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>>385041779

Ok. Who has, and what did they contribute?
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>>385041883
Should have run the best desk (Ad Vice).
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Someone webm that and put it on /wsg/
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>Cole's scream
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>get run completely over
>pick up hat and walk it off
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Why is he driving long distances instead of asking his partner to drive or him and skip the whole trip?
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>>385042019

Seconding that, audio webm of that 10 second sequence please
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>>385042060
The incentive that was met was for no skips.
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>>385041779
>Yotsuba
>American

pick one
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>>385042060
no skips
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are you guys watching the 2nd stream or something?
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>>385042060
Donation incentive, no skips category
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>hits a person
everything is fine
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>"excuse me sir"
>guy gets slammed against the lamp post

police brutality
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>>385042128
nah, Rayman's gay
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>>385042000
russia, england, germany and japan have made the most contributions to fine art in recent history
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>>385042128
1st stream may just have the most fun run of the entire marathon so far, so no
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5eLf9sjdVk
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>>385041735
source?
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>>385042128
I like the arab guy accent.
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>the inkspots

Is that, dare I say it, a Fallout 3 reference?
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>oh moi gawd
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>runs into a streetlight
>everyone is out to get me!

>>385042356

Give specifics. I'm interested.
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>>>/wsg/1796469
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>>385042356
Don't forget the UK
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the runner is pleasantly non-autistic
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>>385042576
You the VIP anon.
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>>385041969
>american technology
assembled in america, developed by europeans
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>>385042576
Nice
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Why does he use an automatic? I thought cops used revolvers till the 80's
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truly the american cop spirit, good job
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>>385042576

Doing God's work, anon. brilliant.
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>>385042514
The Inkspots were one of the most popular groups at the time. It's tough to exclude them from anything that wants a 1940s feel.
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I never remembered how fucked this game is for bugs
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>>385042356
>Japan
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>>385042576
thank you!
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Assassin's Noire
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>>385042576
>KILL
>FAST

oddly fitting
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The girl keeps looking at the guy next to the runner.
She is SO damn thirsty for him
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>>385042895
YOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>385042895
>comparing paintings to woodblock print
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>>385042104
>>385041969

replied to the wrong post
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>>385042817
It's his army .45. When he's on the Patrol desk he uses the standard issue revolver.
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>>385042736
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>>385042895
>Only one style of art is good
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>>385042895
>its a faggot thinks realism correlates with artistic merit episode
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RATE
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>want to watch some comfy runs
>cant stand these retarded accents

how do i cope with this, /v/ ?
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>>385043328
Hilarious/10
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>eleonore speedrunning

what did he mean by this
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>>385043328
memeplay/10
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>/int/ "banter" comprises of nothing but posting collages of cherrypicked shit now
Maybe it's time to stop
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>>385043328
Funny/10
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>>385043328
best-so-far/10

shame couldn't get the full run but I get why they didn't
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>I'm not going to say "What LA Noire has to offer..."
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>NO SSD
how cheap can you get when hosting a "speedrun marathon"
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>>385043328
Why Do I Waste My Time With This Shit / 10
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>>385043328
accent added to the sarcastic jokes/10
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>>385043270
>>
>>385043328
YOU FUCK YOUNG BOYS/10
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>>385043328
Comfy/10
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>>385042576
I can watch that on loop and it's still funny
>>
>>385043328
didn't even notice the run end until this commercial came
i don't know how anyone paid attention to this
>>
>>385043419
Why not
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>>385042576
I played LA noire several times and i never will get used to coles girlish screams
>>
>>385043404
/int/ banter is good. This is /pol/ "banter".
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>>385043404
collages of cherrypicked shit predate /int/ newfag
>>
>>385043328
great/10
>>
>>385043328
6/10. Shooting the fleeing guy and getting run over was funny
>>
AID, HUH
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>>385041969
>he thinks the internet was an American idea
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>>385043484
homicide desk would be like instant ban from twitch
>>
>>385043484
Probably all the naked dead women
>>
So that was the best run so far, right?
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>>385043270
I can do it too.*

*not listed
>Girl tasered for refusing to have shower
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/6602043/Taser-gun-used-on-10-year-old-girl-who-refused-to-take-shower.html

>Girl tackled and arm broken for dropping piece of cake... then arrests her
https://www.indybay.org/newsitems/2007/09/29/18450553.php

>Arrested for farting in class
http://www.news.com.au/news/boy-arrested-for-farting-in-class/news-story/f8a925490b70543bb17e12ac2325a82e

>Arrested for drawing on desk
http://edition.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/02/18/new.york.doodle.arrest/index.html

>Arrested for texting in class
https://www.cnet.com/uk/news/14-year-old-arrested-over-texting-in-class/

And so on.
>>
>>385043484
Homicide cases has a lot of tits and gore.
>>
>>385043328
8/10
was pretty funny
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>time for 2D "spooky" feelings-driven indieshit
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>>385043620
>Arrested for farting in class
LAD
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>>385043620
the water guy had like 25 million gallons of water or something ridiculous like that iirc. he had a fucking lake on his property. that shit fucks up the watershed. rest of that shit is fucked though.
>>
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>>385043682
>Liberia
>771%
HOW
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>>385043682
Africa was a mistake. Why not just let the whole fucking thing burn down and then reap the resources later when there are no africans?
>>
>>385043857
ey bruh u ever think of putting that question in ur search bar and maybe finding out???
>>
is the brit legit autistic?
>>
>>385043870
It was doing well until USA forced France, Netherlands and Britain to give up their Empires. So, USA once again saves the planet!
>>
The absolute state of this conversation
>>
*smacks lips*
>>
>smacks lips
>>
>>385044031
>>385044035
i never notice this shit
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>>385043857
Small economy and huge amount of international aid.

Also if dis nigga don't stop smacking his lips...
>>
>>385043857
Liberia gets a shitload of US funding. There's a reason, but I'm not going to spoonfeed you.
>>
>>385043568
Oh yeah, that
>>
>>385044086
>this shitty blogpost of a interlude
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>European banter
>>
Yeah.
Yeah, we definitely need more Americans.
>>
>>385042473
>source
Couldn't find it written down anywhere, but this was the last run they did last year, if you skip to the end you can see that they got around 31,000$
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4to9gvRsp2A
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What did he mean by this?
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>tfw american
>>
>another german runner
>>
> no sound
>>
[silence intensifies]
>>
inside's artstyle is literal perfection
>>
>>385044231
is he OUR guy?
>>
>Inside
I want hipster faggots to die
>>
okay mute it again
>>
I would rather the silence than the frenchie
>>
>>385044254

With a fuckin' frog narrating. Pottery.
>>
>>385044254
theres absolutely nothing wrong with that
>>
>Windows
>>
>indie games
indie movies and music can be good, but why are all indie games trash
>>
>>385044346
>hipsters
Is this 2008?
>>
>>385044379
hey, cut it out
>>
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>>385044406
>>
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>01:15:00
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>>385044254
For once I'd actually prefer the kraut doing the commentary. This frog is unintelligible
>>
>>385044418
>he only buys AAA shit
>>
>>385044381
I don't see how that means we can't complain about it.
>>
>>385044418
wat
>>
WEW LAD
>>
lol good job guys
>>
rate this run
>>
"artistic" shit
>>
>the state of ESA
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MY FUCKING SIDES
>>
ahahah what the fuck
>>
Did that computer just fucking die
>>
CRASH
>>
RIP
kinda happy desu started watching at 2:00
now i can watch from begining
>>
>>385044686
10/10 nice and short
>>
THE STATE OF PC GAMING
>>
>PC
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WEEEW!
>>
>>385044231
He's cringing at his own demeanour.

t. Autist
>>
Currently speedrunning Windows 10
>>
the unapologetic racism in this thread is shocking!
>>
Crashing this computer...
>>
>overclocking for a speedrun
I thought stability was important for speerunning?
>>
worst part is, those comps were DONATED by fucking companies, not brought by people.

this shouldn't happen
>>
>Overclock your PC for indieshit
>It dies

Wew
>>
>PC
>crashes
like a fucking clockwork
>>
I thought the Crash run wasn't until later
>>
crashing this thread
>>
They're right. This was the worst time for this to happen. During a speedrun. What are the chances?
>>
so this....is the power.....of master race........
>>
inb4 the sponsor computers were second hand
>>
This girl is kind of cute

She's legitimately a nerd girl, rather than a poser
>>
>>385044878
hold on, let me get the number crunch on that real quick
>>
Please bring back the Persian Goddess Maral

Good God
>>
>>385044847
kek
>>
>crashing during some shity indie

heh
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the pc started to keep crashing drivers before and then crashed. I hope its the runners pc and hes shitting his pants because hel have no saves to save
>>
WHY DOES THIS GUY SAY ANOMYNOUS EVERY TIME
>>
>>385044943
I havent seen her since day one, I think they pulled a bait and switch
>>
ANOMANOUS
>>
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>>385044847
>>
with no survivors
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S1Yupk77pA

enjoy this while the autists are on screen again.
>>
>>385044878
>What are the chances?
Much higher if they are overclocking.
>>
>>385044976
Pretty sure the PCs are donated.
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>amomymous

You're english, there's no excuse for this
>>
Just go to a afk screen please, these forced conversations are so awful.
>>
>>385044976
You think every runner brings his own computer?
>>
>>385044847
I like you.
>>
>>385045006
What is wrong with you germans.
>>
>>385045006

I'll watch it when they're offscreen again.
>>
>A VIRUS CALLED WINDOWS
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>VIRUS NAMED WINDOWS
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>>385045006
>>385042356

extremely relevant
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Watching these two is like Twin Peaks

It's like Lucy and Deputy Andy
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>linux
No thanks.
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>lie-nux
>>
This is fucking surreal

What am I watching
>>
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Will the Paper Mario run be good?
>>
>>385045006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJIHaAMRFKo
this is good too
>>
>Asian guy said "let's pray"
>I thought he was saying let's play

I'm a racist
>>
>>385045237
To be fair, it reads that way. It isn't spelled linnux.
>>
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the commentator is either an introvert that has a gun behind him to speak or hes drugged
>>
TRÈS BIEN, TRÈS TRÈS BIEN VIVE LA FRONCE HON HON
>>
>>385045158
>>385045158
bruh we have the best anime opening https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZk9Nn-U9sM
u just jelly 4kids has nothing on us
>>
I hope it dies again. At least that was funny
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>>385045207
>It's like Lucy and Deputy Andy
Holy shit it really is. A bubbly airhead and an autistic goof
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>one hour of THIS
>>
>>385045338
Get your facts straight, it's GNU-Linux
>>
>Autistic
>Linux shill
>>
BDS doesn't have this problem
>>
>>385045469
Paper mario is about to start on the second stream, dude
>>
How are you enjoying this speedjog?
>>
>>385045629
Bring back the autists 2bh
>>
>>385045514
Because it doesn't have games
>>
>that scream
>>
>NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE
>>
>NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE
>>
>that laugh
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>>385045575
I'll switch for now but I better not miss a crash
>>
This is kind of like a more bland Little Nightmares
>>
>>385045709
>>385045714
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>
>>385045726
>>385045714
>>385045709
>>385045704
>>385045704
calm down
>>
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>Good games
>No trannies attention whoring
>Runners allowed to have fun
>Two streams
Pretty good event yurop.
>>
>>385045847
>>Good games
>>
>>385045781
They are taking their sweet fucking time setting up a Wii U so dont worry.
>>
>>385045847
>two streams
Yeah but it varies from one good game on one stream while shit on the other or shit on both. See: right now.
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>running a game you're not an expert at
>>
I'm glad they're running this actually, because I wanted to know what happens in it but I never wanted to actually play
>>
>Second stream goes down
>>
>>385046120
We tech problems now
>>
>>385046116
They're not going to get the true ending
>>
Fucking ouch
>>
>>385045006
>>385045293
>>385045381
more /int/posting please
this run is boring as fuck
>>
which accent is the GOAT for speedrunning?
>>
link to 2nd stream pls
>>
>>385046260
scottish
>>
>>385046256
Fudge off
>>
>>385046284
I hope you are just pretending to be retarded.
>>
>>385046323
au contraire
>>
>>385046284
Literally in the op
>>
Why is it if you know French you're incapable of learning English?
>>
>be aussie
>wake up hot and sweaty
>spider turned the fan towards him
>try turning it back
>you and spider start wrestling with the fan
>both of you arguing
>fan breaks
>>
[Speaks english in german]
>>
More feminine than the "girls" at GDQ
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paper Mario is on
>>
Paper Mario starting
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>>385046448
because FUCK england
>>
>>385046538
Is he our sperg?
>>
SLURRRRRRRRP
>>
>>>>>>turboautism
>>
That fucking sip. Lol.
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>just like cosmo\narcissa

SHOUTOUT
>>
Squid PB'd AGAIN! This is irrefutable proof that the grind monkey meme is quite simply untrue.
>>
Nervous sperg running Paper Mario
>>
is there a youtube stream? i hate twitch
>>
>Steam notifications

Do they never learn?
>>
>All this autism on the paper mario run
>>
what the fuck is this absolute sperg holy shit
>>
lmao this dude running paper mario
>>
you allready know that this one will be uncomfortable
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>okay.. you're being cringe
>>
TOAST
TOASTTOASTTOASTTOASTTOAST
>>
Oh jeez, is this guy actually autistic? This is quickly going from humorous to just sad.
>>
Oh god

Do I watch the boring crew or sperg city?
>>
I dont know if i can handle this
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>nintentard game
>another mouth-breathing sperg
>>
Is he /our/ guy?
>>
everyone get in fucking stream 2
>>
holy fuck what a shitshow on stream 2
>>
>>385046903
Looks it, there's something off about the way he rests his arms too
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I think his mommy is there.
>>
are all Swedish people like this?
>>
>>385046916
Watch the sperg at least the game is good.
>>
I LIKE THAT JUMP
>>
Guys which stream has the good run?
>>
What is it with Nintendo and literal sperglords?
>>
>>385046903
I was wondering if I had forgotten what happiness looks like, but I'll go with thinking it's autism.
>>
>>385047032
mhm
>>
Hmm-hnn~
>>
did he just say "fuck that"?
>>
>>385047025
Yeah getting cucked does this to you.
>>
>>385047070
>hmm hmm
It's carmack's little brother
>>
>>385046991
its because spergs learn their movements from anime
>>
Tuned in late to stream 2, which one them is the autist?
>>
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>this is the sperg's twitch channel background
open and shut case boys
>>
>>385047106
That's gotta be minus GB points
>>
>>385047159
both
>>
>>385047159
Everyone.
>>
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>>385047161
>>
>>385047161
Hoo boy.
>>
>>385047161
Welp
>>
Why is the game so dark?
>>
>>385047159
you should be able to figure it out
>>
>>385047106
This isn't GDQ son.
>>
*sniff* *sniff*
>>
>fuck that
>the black thing
>random Swedish
this is the kind of run they'd never allow at GdQ
>>
Gay
>>
>>385047250
It's only dark for 5 minutes.
>>
>>385047161
>the state of European speedrunners
>>
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>this stream
>this crowd
>>
PAAYYYPER MAAAAARIOOOOOOOOO

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
>>
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>those fucking nintendo screams in the back ground
>>
oh god
>>
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What the hell, is that guy drunk?
>>
What is that guy shouting
>>
Are you allowed to drink at ESA?
>>
>Drunk fucker in the crowd
>>
this is off to a great start
>>
>He just gives up on the trick
>>
/SIPBOYS/
>>
>>385047269
>this is the kind of run they'd never allow at GdQ

but for once its a good thing
>>
we're hitting autism levels that shouldn't even be possible
>>
>>385047161
pol is always fucking right jesus christ
>>
>>385047375
High on life.
>>
>>385047346
It's unfolding right in front of our eyes guys. Let it happen.
>>
tfw that first sipp
>>
The guy in the back. Is it down syndrome?
>>
those at those bad short hair cuts in the back
>>
nigga sounds like a muppet
>>
Which one is playing
>>
jesus 1h 40m more of this. i cant handle all this autism
>>
>Drunk guy in the audience
>autistic ponyfag running
This is gonna be the best run by far!
>>
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what the fuck is going on
>>
>>385047553
White shirt
>>
>>385047553
Carmacks little brother.
>>
Drinking game for the stream.

Take a drink every time runner takes a sip
Take a drink every time crowd spergs about nintendo

Finish drink when runners mom comes back to her seat
>>
>>385047553
the swede
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>>385047161
A thousand-piece jigsaw suddenly falls into beautiful place.
>>
>>385047553
White shirt autist.
>>
what the fuck is going on?
>>
Ah christ this is gonna' be painful. Poor guy on the left already looks dead inside.
>>
That has to be down syndrome in the back
>>
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Oh god this run
>>
>>385047553
kek thought left guy was playing
>>
they are not going to get enough donations to pay this months jizya with all that yelling in the background.
>>
>PC players
>calm
>Nintendo
>WAAA PAPAH MARIO, FUCK THAT REEEE GO GO

Makes me think
>>
>>385047608
Sweden, Yes!
>>
>>385045268

probably a danger mario run
which is boring
>>
I cant tell which is more drunk, the runner or the crowd
>>
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>>385045293
UNCUT OHHH!

jesus, its like YTMND circa 2005
fuck
>>
>yapan
>>
>>385047709
The national pastime of Europe is drinking, so probably both.
>>
serious question; why are there no good looking autists?
>>
>>385047709
The runner is drunk on autism
>>
Why is there constant screaming from the back? Any Scandinavians have a single clue as to what's going on?
>>
he was going to throw something
>>
I got the feeling the Paper Mario guy is actually autistic. Like 100% doctor certified
>>
>No homo
>>
>>385047795
There are. Tila Tequila comes to mind. She's a fucking nutter.
>>
>>385047795
Cause they aren't taking care of themselves.
>>
some of these runners are super skinny what the fuck
>>
>>385047770
I'm not sure his commentator will survive the run
>>
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>>385047795
There is
>>
>no homo
SWEDEN PLS WE KNOW
>>
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>this run
>this runner
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>>385047845
Swedes LOVES to get drunk, that's the only way they can have fun.
>>
>>385047779
YOUR ARMS ARE BROOOKEN~
>>
>no homo
>awkward silence
>>
>>385047795
I'm pretty good looking
>>
>>385047896
schizophrenia isnt autism
>>
>>385047914
You say that as if he was any less autistic.
>>
>no homo
what
>>
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>>385047770
>what I've done starts playing in his head
>>
>>385047939
i thought that was only finland
>>
>>385047939
Not just Swedes. Drinking in Europe isn't taboo and chances are all of these guys are over 18
>>
>>385047896
girls cant be autistic
>>
>>385047985
He has the subdued autism that is somewhat endearing and tolerable
>>
>>385047845
Probably finns and norwegians being drunk, its past midnight
>>
>>385047981
Still, you can be crazy and classically attractive. It's probably harder to notice those people because they tend to get by in society a lot better than normal spergs.
>>
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>no homo
>that awkward silence

I'm in tears
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>>385048040
swedes stole a lot from finland when they were under the finnish crown for 600 years
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>>385048050
>18
laughing germans.jpg
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>>385047963
TACO NAZI!

shit, that was like 12 years ago
fuck me, i've been out of HS for so damn long now
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>>385048063
They can, and its a horrifying sight to behold. Look at /cgl/.
>>
someone make a new thread
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I can't handle the autism of stream 2
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>>385048063
They can and are. It's just seen as "cute" so people pay less attention to it.
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>>385048137
Well it's in a country where 18 is the limit. Obviously everyone has been drunk way before then.

Fifteen is when most start properly in the UK. Though some start earlier.
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>>385048294
>>385048294
>>385048294
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Did the guy shouting at the back get moved off?
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>>385048206
I have never seen this kind of painfully cringy behaviour with females
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>>385048240
No, I think his point was that the legal drinking age is less than 18 in a lot of European countries. In Denmark you can buy and drink beer at 16.
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>>385048357
You should really get out more then. Try paying attention to girls in STEM majors. It's all too common.
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>>385048240
>tfw started when 13
>now need a liter of straight alcohol to get drunk, even when weight only 70kg
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>>385048424
That's not really healthy.

I like drinking but I barely ever do it to excess. Means I can get a good buzz from only a few pints. I'll drink a whisky every other day but only the one.
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>>385048413
In most places, it's completely legal to drink at any age so long as you're on your own property under parental supervision. America still demonises alcohol because of prohibition.
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