European Speedrunner Assembly
comfy ded sunday night edition #2
NOW: Azure Striker Gunvolt 2
NEXT: Pokémon X/Y
THEN: Rayman
https://horaro.org/esa/2017-one
http://www.esamarathon.com/schedule
https://www.twitch
.tv/esamarathon (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) embed
I claim the first post in the name of America.
when we will get am european chibi?
>>384974460
The first post is by OP.
>>384974532
Delete this you fuck.
Remove the fedoralord
>>384974532
holy shit americans BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
i demand vidya music instead of this shit
>"D-donate pls guys" in European.
>america goes to sleep
>donations die
and i thought yuropoor was just a meme..
>7 posts in
>your country was already BTFO
Can we have a new thread?
What is this expression trying to convey?
>>384974532
Will america ever recover?
fat idiot fucking retard dickhead fuck amerishart fag niggers (bants)
I'm soooo roonerry
>>384974696
slight disgust and waried arousal
japs really have no taste for interface design
what the fuck is this shit on the screen
>shit
thats a bad word
So has everyone realized that paying a charity to import muslim rapist scumbags isn't how they want to spend their money? I hope so
>>384974959
you still haven't given any sustenance for your memes anon
>Some donations
>I-it's just 1 I was lying to sound like we don't suck..
Hue
>notch donated 10k to something irrelevant as choosing CJ's hair
>actual game incentives don't get met at all
>tfw anime is illegal
we had a good run
>3DS anime game
>EUROPEAN speedrunner assembly
>runner is clearly asian
>>384975256
hes finnish you bigot
>all these runners coming from unknown origins
This is getting spooky.
>>384975256
He's a NewSwede you filthy racist
>>384975256
Runner is of Finnish descent.
>>384975256
>games done QUICK
>8 hour speedrun
>>384975256
>>384975325
>>384975348
>>384975358
>>384975361
fuck off homophobes
>>384975065
/pol/ thinks any aid organization that helps non-whites supports terrorism.
>>384974319
Haven't watched ESA all day. Which run did this fool choke?
>>384975228
>get rid of anime
>donations dry up
really makes you think
>>384975395
>European SPEEDRUNNER Assembly
>9 hour speedrun
So the event is in an arena? Sounds kind of big and expensive relative to the event. Are there really a lot of people there?
>>384975413
Prince of Persia, the first run of the event.
>>384975413
the very first one on saturday
it was great
>>384975628
hate you
>>384975628
It's literally a school's gym
>>384975413
Run was an unmitigated disaster, even his glitch exhibition was chokecity
As far as I heard, wasn't Copen's gamestyle different than Gunvolt? I only see the same kind of tag trash from the first game, reason why I never bothered with the sequel.
>this shitshow is running for a week straight
>>384975780
Yes. Copen was more of a megaman type of gameplay.
>>384975780
He's aerial, how is it not different?
PSA
2nd stream starts in 3 hours
based tech team
>>384975780
Copen's buster actually does damage, he doesnt use the electric sphere thing
Was the San Andreas run any good?
>>384976252
lots of chokes in first hour but all around comfy run if you have 4 fucking hours to spend
>>384976252
it was fun
>>384975736
Well if it is it's a nice one
>>384976252
yeah it was pretty good
>>384974319
How many more hours till Rayman most likely
I wanna watch that.
just started watching today, is it less degenerate than GDQ?
>>384976328
take a look at the schedule
>>384974675
Europeans haven't woke up yet, it's like 7am almost everywhere
>>384976352
Speedrunning is as degenerate as it gets.
>>384976352
yes, but that's not hard to accomplish
>>384976352
maybe
>>384976386
no, i watch anime and therefore am very silly
>>384976352
SPEEDRUNNING IS THE MOST DEGENERATE ACT MAN HAS EVER COME UP WITH
>>384976569
thats a girl(girl) right?
>>384976636
yes, but she's a persian princess
so...
a-any news on my donation incentive guys?
...guys?
>>384976821
Have any of the donation incentives been met? Is there any visibility besides them randomly popping up on the scroll in the stream?
>>384976352
>No one who speedruns is a millionaire, fucking hot bitches, doing actual important things in life. Everyone who speedruns is a degenerate and getting world records is the only way to feel good about themselves, all I do is waste my life away for a temporary goddamn high that lasts about a week or so... it's a complete joke, speedrunning is the most degenerate act man has ever come up with... it's fucking true, the only reason we speedrun is because we're too pathetic to accomplish anything else decent in life, so we fucking speedrun. because it gives us this temporary feeling that "oh my god I'm good, I'm the best in the world in this thing that hardly anyone else does." that's all it is, really. we're all a fucking joke, we masquerade around AGDQ like 'haha we're so cool making a million dollars for cancer aren't we fucking special?' [nah] we're just a pile of fucking goddamn losers is all we are. it's ridiculous. People thinking speedrunning is cool is the biggest goddamn meme on the planet.
>>384976352
Depends on how much you like "refugees"
>>384977075
maybe read like 7 letters my dude
>>384977075
chimp sends his regards, goose.
>>384976919
There are several but I see none met.
>>384976919
a few were
can see them all here https://www.speedrun.com/esa2017/donate/goals
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ANIME SHIT
>dad walks in
so this seems pretty comfy and is more or less identical to GDQ besides no trannies, thread seems a bit slow though, nobody interested?
>>384977287
AM I KAWAI, UGUUUUU
>>384977339
These threads usually aren't that active. Combine that with it being late and not being a very interesting game and you're not going to get many posts.
>>384977339
it's the deadest hour of the entire week for every activity in existence
though obviously ESA is no where near as popular as GDQ
>>384977432
so GDQ only went at 500 posts every 10 minutes because of shitposting and not talking about video games?
Is the European Speedrunner Assembly also ran by draconian SJW mods like Games Done Quick?
>>384977552
Well duh. Video games are boring.
>>384977339
It's a super low energy version of GDQ with guys that speak funny. Comfy, but no memes, so slow threads. It's the Jeb Bush of speedrunning events.
>>384977587
probably
but at least they're allowed to cuss
>>384977587
why did you post this in chat?
>>384978037
i just love discussing video games so much
>>384977257
>>384977216
Huh. Thanks for the link. Looks like they have like ~$38,000 in incentives (counting closed, but not counting the bid wars). They could have met all of them with the current amount they raised if every person donated to one of the incentives.
>>384977339
There are more people who watch GDQ so more shit posting. Slower threads are more comfy.
this game is anime as fuck
>4 hour "run" after this
why in the fuck are they doing that?
No singing? Gunvolt > Copen.
Sure is a lot of trap discussion in chat. I see EU has its priorities straight.
>>384978394
casual filter
>>384978394
You gotta get comfy bro ;))))))
>>384978417
I like how we can post this shit without getting banned
>Pokemon X/Y
I'm out. Good night /v/
Alrught, time for Pokemon XYZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I fucking love Gunvolt 1 but I'm waiting for the Switch bundle to play 2. Maybe I'll actually try to S+ all the stages this time.
pokemon runs are always boring, unless ran by werster
>>384978651
Fuckers, bought day one on PC and then I had to get my friend to borrow me his 3DS to play the sequel.
What's your favorite Pokemon /v/?
Me personally, I like Bobby Hill.
>Talking about how Satoshi Tajiri is an aspie
BASED
TIME TO KILL THIS STREAM WITH NO SURVIVORS *plays pokemon*
>>384978767
never played, PC man
AIDS
HUH
WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR
>>384978767
I'm a fan of this one in particular.
>european humor
everyone is so European it hurts
>>384978964
Pretty good.
ESA chairty ads > GDQ charity ads
amerisharts blown the fuck out
>>384979038
Don't mock America bitch.
They're the greatest empire on Earth yet.
>>384979109
just bants mate you alright?
Does giving aid to Africa really help reduce terrorism and establish democracy? :thinking:
>giving aid to worthless africans who will just invade the european socialist state for free bennies
>>384978747
I bought 1 on 3DS near launch so I could get Mighty Gunvoltwhich was shit unlike Mighty Gunvolt Burst. Ipirated2 on 3DS but then I heard about the Switch bundle and decided to play it there.
>>384979243
there's like no Congo refugees in Europe, anon
>>384979201
no, but it is causing a massive population boom that we have to continue to pay for.
>>384979201
Theoretically yes. The less fucked a place is the higher the chance of not being a shit place. It is obvious
Well at least they know X>Y
>>384979201
need to end the perpetual civil wars first
sending "aid" is just pissing in an ocean of piss as it is now
Pokemon speedruns other than gen 1 glitchfests are boring as fuck.
>acquire broken-ass sweeper in early game
>several hours of watching your drilbur/lucario/whatever the fuck press swords dance and then murder everything
Can I get a tl;dr on XY? I never played the games
>>384979038
>dead thread
>commentators are difficult to listen to unless you have an ear for their specific nations accents
>propaganda commercials
>anime is not allowed
no
>reminder that if it came out after 1st and 2nd gen, it's garbage.
>>384979201
lol no. Democracy in Africa has always been a dead end.
>>384979274
soon, anon
>>384979546
all Pokemons are the same grindfest RNG
>>384979337
>throwing money at savages will solve their problems
It hasn't yet, and it shows no sign of working soon, either. All of that money could be spent domestically addressing issues and improving infrastructure instead of being hoarded by Ooga Booga the nigger king
Give me a reason to try finish gunvolt 1, BC that fucking Boss and it's Wind attack is fucking bullshit
>>384979643
>Give me a reason to try finish gunvolt 1
I am going to be very proud of you
>>384979643
If you don't finish it and S+ every stage you're a fucking casual.
>>384979574
Post more anime
>Pokemon X/Y
>Any%
>4 hours
oh my fuck
>>384979798
at leas the picked the girl
Man the distance between those towns was laughably short, even by Pokemon standards.
>>384979850
It really is dumb but fuck if this game doesn't look fucking beautiful
does the X/Y speedrun have that weird ass menu glitching or is he just going to YOLO this shit?
ESA's runners are not as lively compared to your average GDQ runner. This and the lack of a couch is what makes this the inferior event.
Do you agree /v/ ?
>>384979764
alright, but family friendly only
>having the opposite gender protag as NPC
Oh boy, generic dialogue
>>384979993
why are her legs censored?
>>384979953
I personally like the consistency, the runners are more focused on the game and the commentary can be interesting to listen to, definitively background noise material
>>384979953
I use both events as background noise and only sit back to watch a few runs. ESA is the better stream because it's very relaxed and the low donation amount leads to the donators not interrupting every 5 seconds.
>>384979993
>shoulders still visible
Time to jack off.
so wtf is this shit? Is misty in this game? What about blue? And where's Prof Oak? I didn't see him from the beginning.....
why is this a pokemon game? Are they in Pallet town?
>>384979993
Didn't censor the face
>Pikashill
Speak for yourself nigga
>>384980080
whatareyoufuckingstupid?
So is the forced friendship in this game worse than in BW?
>>384980080
Because this is a blue board anon.
>>384979951
you mean RNG manipulation? No. Don't worry, this wont be a repeate of GDQ's HGSS run, less he gets extremely unlucky.
>running into a trainer that isn't a spinner
off to a great start
>>384980196
I never played Pokemon Gold & Silver because I didn't want to buy a GBC, then I grew out of it.
Did I miss out?
>>384979546
Evil team wants to kill everyone using the box legend pokemon. You also get friendzone.
>Farfetchd
So swords dance shenanigans?
>>384980378
>spend 20 minutes trying to get a good seed
>fuck up
>use back up DS
>took so long to use the back up DS that the seed got "corrupted"
>use SECOND backup DS
>still lose to Red in the end
what a fucking ride that was
>>384980342
>forced friendship in bw
You meet them 5-6 times during the whole game, the same with almost every other rival.
>>384979759
Like i fucking cared that much about a shitty Megamanzero knockoff just to get S+
>>384979546
A game with a strong beginning due to the length and the huge variety, and then takes a nose dive after the 3rd gym because it basically tries to rush you to the end.
Also the Team Leader cries like a bitch when you beat him multiple times and then he kills himself (in Y at least). In X he burries himself cause he's a fuckin loser.
>>384980529
>enter new route
>!
Fuck that noise
What was your favorite run until now ? Was the dishonoured run gud ?
>>384980426
fuck yeah you missed out.
Sad part is, you can't try it now as an adult. You will never get the same feels like you did when you were a kid, anon. Those feels......are gone forever.......
>>384980426
The jump between gens 1 and 2 was fucking gigantic, easily one of the best generations with three near perfect games packed with tons of content
20 years ago you played pokemon on a fucking brick that was the size of your head and had a display with three shades of green that you couldn't see half the fucking time
Now they got this shit that looks like a PS2 game on a console as thin as a credit card, and it's in 3D too
>>384980883
jesus i haven't seen one of those....in....;__;
>>384980883
>as thin as a credit card
>>384980883
gameboy screens weren't that shitty back in the day. the screens use an organic material which deteriorates over time causing it to fade.
>dead thread
>>384981484
The thought that the last thread will be like this due to finishing with Pokemon is pretty amusing.
>>384981484
>>384974319
>>384981484
no one wants to watch a 4 hour run
will this run be as good as the hg/ss run
>>384981484
It's a long run. Not many people will stick around.
>>384981751
you cant go lower than that run
>>384981751
>hg/ss run
>good
list of things that can go wrong
-dead battery
-drop 3ds and battery pops out
-power outage
-drops 3ds and it breaks
-glitch/freeze
what else.
>>384981484
If only there was something we could post to keep ourselves entertained
>tfw no trannies to bully
what is even the point
>>384982105
ISIS comes in and starts beheading everyone.
>>384982105
rapefugees raid the event
>>384982105
what if the runner has a heart attack ?
>>384976569
bitch so thick she cant cross her legs
>>384981484
Four hours
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>>384981751
Not much could top that run. Keizaron is one of the best runners in the community.
>>384981958
It was incredibly well received in the speedrunning community.
>>384982159
post cuties
>pokemon killed the thread
feels bad man
>>384983127
Everyone is too busy watching the stream.
>>384983203
actually im fapping
>this running speed
Holy fuck
>>384983203
>implying there isnt just 3 people active in the thread
>>384983127
No worries, stream 2 will save it.
>World of FF for 4 hours
Nevermind.
>>384983287
You are not wrong, I am actually shitposting from 53 different phones
>>384983360
>53
>Not 100
Casual.
>>384983203
I haven't been watching the stream since gunwhatever.
>>384983360
>implying total posters = active posters
This is making me want to play Pokémon
What is the difference between scots and brits?
>>384982162
euros are an even better bullying target to be honest
This guy barely sounds Scottish. One or two words do but mostly he sounds English.
>>384983658
Goose is loose senpai
https://www.twitch
.tv/rwhitegoose
only 3 more hours of this!
oh we're back. I was on gif. I'm done.
Let's continue watching pokemon.
Pokémon isn't actually fun
>>384984093
>I was on gif
What were ya fapping too?, my dood
This announcer is a mush mouth retard
>>384984151
its fun and has potential but GF sucks at their job
>>384984151
I found that people who didn't enjoy the pokemon games growing up typically had low IQ.
>>384984093
I was on /trash/
Will the San Andreas run be uploded to twitch?
>>384984240
I had fun with it when I was a kid but now every time I try to play it it feels like a boring grind.
>>384984220
kek, no kiddin'.
>>384984257/ftt/?
>>384984393
No, that's for homos
>>384984349
red/blue/yellow was the worst in that regard. Talk about grinding. Maybe because I always wanted 6 pokes in the team and after every gym, I would want to change some pokes and the grind would start all over again.
>>384984257
That's not a surprise.
>>384984393
male humans female anthros
>>384984421
fit homos :^)
>>384984482
Still gay though. I like the joi threads.
>>384984393
scalie general thanks for asking
>>384984449
the best kind
post pokegirls
GIVE ME WHAT I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ban pokemon """""runs"""""
>ESA
Fun allowed
Likeable people running the games
Funny jokes
>SGDQ
No fun allowed
Men who think they are women making out on screen
Organizers ban anyone who dares make a tiny hint to a non-SJWist comment
Wew lads the I thought the US was the land of the free and home of the brave? More like land of the repressed and home of the K***
>>384985923
Please run is faster for the next marathons.
>>384986102
Dumb frogposter
Is this as much of a disaster as SGDQ's Heart Gold run?
>>384986235
That run went fine.
>>384986309
Go choke another run Keizaron
name of the 2nd stream?
>>384986613
>>384986613
geekygoonsquad
>>384986357
It wasn't. What game do you run?
stop posting that or i'll tell on you
>4 hour jrpg's on both channels
Why would anybody play anything after 2nd/3rd gen?
Now the question is which stream will make better background noise for vidya
>>384987260
I want to FUCK Lily
Fucking pokemon runs
actual pokemon > pokemon girls
>>384988019
Why the fuck do footfags artists always put fartgas on their feet?
stream 2 should be starting up about now shouldn't it?
>>384988113
casual filter
>>384988113
They find it hot I guess, never saw the appeal of foot stink myself. I just see it as smoke coming from the pokemon.
2 hours left
>>384988554
I'm disappointed this girl barely played a role.
stream 2 where?
>>384988854
>>384986683
IT never ends
post more poke girls
>>384988606
Hopefully she might in ultra sun/moon
were the serious sam and quake runs any good?
>>384989214
I fell asleep halfway through sam but it was a chokefest.
>>384989157
dont feet
open inside
>>384989214
They were alright, nothing to write home about but not awful.
>>384989357more
>want to keep watching this run, but have to go to a funeral
Any excuse I can come up with?
>>384989927
why would you want to watch this shit run, go and be sad with your relatives.
>>384989927
The funeral sounds more fun
>>384989927
The run is enjoyable, but you really should go to the funeral.
>>384990012
>shit run
What game do you run?
>>384990020
Nice contribution to the thread.
>>384989927
Tell them you were already at a funeral, the thread's funeral.
>>384989445
>>384990070
Pay attention to the game
>>384990097more?
>>384975396
Shut up, faggot.
Gnight comfy thread. Pokemon is putting me to sleep
>>384990339
the artists name is pogojo, I don't want to dump his whole collection
alsoBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>384990349
>replying to a 4 HOUR old post
>>384990432
>tfw this thread will outlive a fucking Pokemon speedrun
can he possibly fail this run the same way this guy had to give up at GDQ?
ISABELLE
NOW
>>384990879
He's powering through with an OP pokemon or two instead of doing RNG manipulation so most likely not.
>>384990879
XY is much easier so no
Do you not see how insanely overleveled he is?
>>384990907
Billed
need more fur
What the fuck is wrong with people?
Runs so boring that some cunt's turned the thread into an image dump. Remove pokemon runs
>>384991953
It's never wrong to post Pokemon girls. Also, fuck off.
STOP POSTING FETISH IMAGES
daily post for the autists
>>>/wsg/1793072
>>384991528
>>384992347
>FETISH
Retard. What gaming content would you like to discuss?
>>384992347
>normal girls are now a fetish
The trannies won
>>384992347
okay, just plain vanilla for you
>>384987406
>do this after they've went to the bother of two streams in the first place
Why
Wasn't there an incentive for battle animations?
Is it nearly over or will they go over estimate?
>>384992907
Didn't get enough.
>>384992907
It wasn't met.
>>384992919
The run will finish under estimate.
This marathon is gonna have a lot of unmet incentives, isn't it?
that blue dog is cut
I fell for it...
>>384992582
>>384992703
Mongs or degenerates trying to normalise a fetish, pick your poison
>>384993129
Good. It beats having all incentives met.
ALL THIS TIME, THESE THREE THOUSAND YEARS
That was a really good run. The runner knew what he was doing and the movement was nice to see. Good stuff.
Welp, fapped twice and played some vidya while the thread was a graveyard. Props to the anon keeping the thread alive with the dump.
DEEEE
>>384993129
Probably a good thing considering most have have gone over estimate so far.
What are you all eating during this event?
How was the GTA SA run yesterday? I had to leave after flight school
this host is really struggling to hold in his spaghetti
>>384993465
Cunny.
The run was ok. Definitely better than the hg/ss from sdgq.
>>384993491
Surprised he's even on camera after the trainwreck he kicked the event off on
>>384993601
Wait what happened?
>>384993629
his run was a complete clusterfuck
>>384993629
A whole run of "messed that up so i'll have to do it normally", glitch showcase when he couldn't even do them in the mainrun. Hilarious honestly
Holy shit how hard is it to operate a fucking timer
What the fuck is this camera angle. Good job ESA.
How was the GTA SA run yesterday? I had to leave after model school
>>384993738
Ask the SGDQ tech crew
>>384993825
They're probably all too busy getting their dicks mutilated
>WR stolen yesterday by a guy called Black 'em
>>384993591
That run was incredibly enjoyable.
>>384992358
Good to see people still posting this.
>>384993946
I requested it, I will try to post it once each thread if I am not pre-occupied by video juegos
impressive length
>>384994073
copy that
>>384992358
How much did this cost again?
Is it just me or is the commentary much better than GDQ?
>>384994136
no idea, but someone said in an earlier thread, that you can get a full 45minutes for 1000 bux
>>384994136
>~25 minutes in length
>features a dick
Going rate for a custom with those specs is $595.00.
>>384994073
>tfw no Origins or Legends tun
>>384994252
45 min vids are ~$850. There was a $150 tip included in that $1000.
t. the Xevposter
>>384994353
>tipping your pornstar
>>384994431
Dom't ask me. I don't pay for my porn. I only mentioned it because the guy had 1k to work with, and there's a section on the custom order page for tips.
>>384994496
>>384980080
Back of the knee maybe
The art is good but this doesn't look very fun
>>384994496
What a time to be alive
>>384994590
I hope that's a tip joke, and not a fedora joke.
>>384994620
holy shit
thanks for reminding me
IT BEGINS AGAIN
FUCK OFF
alright which one of you fuckers was that
>>384994630
2D platformers aren't my thing but yeah, the art design is great
>wife's son donation
*buries your joke*
>Watching this with my wife's son
post your comfy ESA face
Americans are waking up it seems. I was so comfy too.
never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss the constant donation read-outs.
Also, speaking of donations, why the hell would they schedule ESA just a few weeks after SGDQ? Wouldn't it make it more sense to do it in Sept/Oct? Give it more time to donationfags to save money.
>is friends with runner
>donates only $5
>And now for a non-meme donation
OH NO THEY KNOW
SHUT IT DOWN
>>384995012
Americans are german tier in terms of humour
>Any%PS1
>PS2
>>384995017
I imagine it's scheduled in summer because a significant chunk of speedrunners are in university. Also it's the easiest time of year to find non-shitty weather in yurop.
I do agree I wish there were a few more donations just so there aren't any
>some donations would be nice while I do this boring part
>sorry we don't have any
moments.
>>384995137
wait a minute, you're right.. what do they mean by this?
>>384995136
They are black tier, they take offense at the tiniest slight then shit up the thread with garbage to try and make themselves feel better.
>>384995137
>>384995179
u mad white bois?
>>384995179
I think it's the PS1 game played on a PS2
>>384995017
Because ESA was always scheduled to be in the last week of july. Unlike GDQ, where you have to wait for their announcement after each GDQ to even know when the next one is, ESA tries to be consistent in this department, I guess.
>>384995137
>>384995179
They're playing a PS1 game on a PS2 because it loads faster
>>384995137
>>384995179
PS2 can play PS1 games. FFVIII run is gonna be on a PS2 too.
How did Ubishit get away with doing a blatant copy of my boy, cunny diddler?
>>384995284
Because only 5 people played your game Plok.
>>384995309
that makes 6
>mfw was hyped for this
>just now notice it started
you had one job, make this thread more obvious than the bait. you failed.
Why didn't the fairy just give rayman all the powers at the start of the game?
>>384995579
>it's somebody else's job to make sure you don't forget about shit you're too lazy to bookmark
>>384995579
>was hyped
>didn't use the catalog or google the start time
>>384995579
Nigga use a calendar. It's not other people's job to inform you that an event has started. How fucking entitled are you?
>>384995579
Edit: I am silly!!!
>>384993282
> suddenly the class starts smelling really stinky
>>384995579
>not setting a reminder on your iPad
>6.5 hours until the Mirror's Edge race
>>384996580
post braphogs
>2 hour Wind Waker HD race
>90 min ALBW run
>meanwhile stream 2 has World of Final Fantasy
Hmmmmm which to watch
thread is going SO fast no one will know scalies are better than furries
>final fight in the game
>starts by the donation reader talking for ages
>fuck it?
thread is going so fast I mistook it for a muslim
Gayman
I wish Ubisoft made more fun things like Rayman and stopped trying to get on the multiplayer gravy train with shit like for honor
>>384997512
>time for a quick donation?
>cool let me keep talking for thirty seconds more
Isn't that the Prince of Chokistan?
>>384997157
I watched half of the world of FF during rpg limit break this year and it's a pretty shit speedrun. Besides the combat being pretty weak most of the time, I hate speedruns that mash through voice acting and having to keep hearing sentences cut off after 2 words
this time
>Wake up
>Just miss Rayman
Fugg.
Nice trips in the donation counter
>>384998142
Now check these.
>>384998159
Ambitious, but you gotta start small. Check this 3.
>playing a DS in public
>day 2
>only 40k
Damn eu is such a poor country
Nobody ever donates to esa. Hell this is the first year there's been a thread on /v/
>day 2
>only 40k
Damn eu is such a greedy, wealthy group of countries
>my summer car
>3:50 in the morning
motherfuckers
>Boring solo zelda runs
Hooray, just what I wanted
>>384998537
>11k peak viewers
really makes you think.
>>384998642
Switch to the other stream, they're doing Alien 3 in a bit
Today is such a trash schedule for both streams
>>384998537
At least it's not money laundering
>>384998537
>>384998636
Compared to the amount of viewers ESA gets yuros are far more generous than SGDQ gets in terms of donations / viewers.
>>384998749
Other stream?
>ruppees
>poo-pees
Why have I never noticed this?
>>384998853
The bigger question is why you think anyone is still interested in that awful meme.
>ta 682nd anunimus wahn thosint dolla donashun!
based generous americans
how can euro's compete
>>384998810
geekygoonsquad, check the schedule in OP to see what's on
>>384998901
i don't know how to say this anon...
BEST WAIFU
>>384998901
stop funding our genocide you retards
>not really
This guy sucks
>>384999123
I love when these normie announcers get btfo'd
i-is it safe to come out yet?
>>384999238
Stop posting this, faggot
>>384999238
Seems you came out the closet a while ago.
>>384998636
We don't want to listen to people read donations for hours on end
>>384999123
kek that's literally an og fallout death animation
Alien 3 FINALLY starting on stream 2.
>thread is based and chill during EU hours
>during American hours it's just normies getting triggered by everything, especially anime.
it would have been better if this thread was EU only
https://www.twitch
.tv/geekygoonsquad
Female announcer
>>384999472
Thread is dead as fuck during EU hours*
>>384999472
have you seen /vint/? Most shitposters were leafs and amerifats. No surprise there
>>384999472
Everything would've been better if it was Europe only
>>384999472
Nothing based and chill about you trying to derail again.
>>384999238
NO
DONT
YAMERO
anime posters, prove you aren't nonces right now!!!!!!
>>384999646
>nonces
In Japanese please
>Alien 3
>more fans than aliens
>that bored normie chick on stream 2
Based Kennyman
>PC and sony runners have a great time with their friends
>nintendo streamer hates himself, the game and has nobody to talk to
>>384999805
this guy is chatting her up
he's on the case
You lads ever been to M&M's World in Vegas? Is it true they have hundreds of flavours there?
wtf /v/ you said walking simulators were a recent thing why is stream 2 running one on a gameboy right now
>>384999805
She was just flailing her arms
>tfw no autistic gf to take to ESA
>>384999996
>she'll never beat me up
jfmsu
Which stream are we watching?
The autism is real
>>385000101
Spanish guy with beatthatpussyup.jpg sitting next to him
>>385000101
I got both streams open but sound on Zelda
>>385000101
Stream 2 is mediocre and Stream 1 is autism, take your pick
>>385000101
I'm watching stream 2.
>>385000101
I'll only watch zelda in the interludes
>>385000101
ALBW
>>385000101
The one with two grown men struggling to do rock paper scissors
>>385000149
just came back from stroking my cat. what did I miss?
>see a cool game in the schedule
>its a race
*teleports in front of you*
pshhh, nothin' personnel ripley
>>385000287
>Stroking my cat
Is that a euphemism for fapping?
>>385000315
>he doesn't enjoy races
holy shit, never post while using a pic of tagliatelli again
Welp, that was shit. Time for prolonged setup for McDonalds
>good run
>best chick
stream 2 it is
>>385000328
no its an euphimosis for stroking his cat
>>385000414
Wonder if it'll be free of those fucking ads
Incoming Chibi Caveman moment
This sweaty neckbeard about to get shut down by based autist Spaniard
>tfw won't be able to watch the pewdiepie game
Time for macky D's
RAN RAN RU
We've got some personality on the second stream
R
A
N
I want to impregnate Maral
>spaniard has nobody on couch for conversation
>somebody comes in from the crowd, so there's some chance for conversation
>any time he tries to start a conversation about game mechanics, spaniard shuts it down
>'No wonder this guy had no couch'
>get chatbanned
>PoP scotfag works at mcdonald's
JUST
I was looking forward to this ALBW run but this spanish fuck is too fucking hard to understand
stream 2 is now entertaining
What the heck is with all the cussing?
>just because you went overestimate doesn't mean you have to take it out on your customers
Jesus christ
>This second stream
Fun detected.
>>385001016
I can understand him just fine, he's just very autistic and rude
>speedrunners that are actually funny and not austistic
what the fuck
fun alert
>>385001086
how could it not be fun, they are playing McD game
all we need now is some bantz in the donation messages
>>385001086
Are they allowed to swear on second stream, or do they just not give a h*ck? They seemed very careful on main stream.
>3 (THREE) hours of Zelda.
>Have to wait 7 hours for Jedi Outcast/W3
Just end me
>>385001248
Go to the second stream, there's actual banter rather than rude spanish autist
>>385001229
That's just how common people talk in the uk when they're comfortable
>>385001281
That actually looks kind of fun.
>>385001387
>>385001387
>>385001387
New thread
I actually can't find the second stream, am I stupid?
>>384995104
their friends are always cheap fuckers. germany seems to have 99% of all the money in the world
>>385001445
/GeekyGoonSquad
>>385001445
Yes.