Splatoon Nintendo Woomy

>>384952732
https://github.com/HiddenRambler/TagMo

>>384952745
Fun game, has anyone figured out how to use the stingray? It's just so shit and slow that it's not worth using imo, takes longer to kill than a normal splattershot too

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>>384952745
>Using your Wii U experience to dominate Turf War?
Pretty much.
Its really obvious that a lot of shitters never played the first one.
Guess that just means I get to climb the ladder in ranked mode faster.

>>384953034
>using the aerospray to rek new players who haven't learned how to avoid them yet

it feels so bad and yet so good

Salmon Run would be fine if people weren't so dumb.

>wave three
>quota met
>everyone keeps trying to get eggs rather than stay alive
>everyone dies

>>384953034
>get a lv1
>50/50 chance they're good

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>>384952915

It's really simple, all you need to do is when you use a set with stingray, it's don't click in the right stick

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>last wave, quota has not been met, enemies swarming and everyone else is dead
>make distance and use Sting Ray
>revive everyone with it
>i die, but they meet the quota and survive
>BOOYAHS all around
My best moment in SR so far

>>384953236
I spent the last 30 seconds holed up in a corner while they were getting shitfucked on the other side of the map.

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>>384953163
you m-monster!

>>384952915

The ONLY use I see for it is if you're one of the four people who use the stupid chat setup and you can tell everyone roughly where the enemy is hiding. Literally its one mediocre perk over the tentamissile is having a better estimate of how far your target is.

Aside from that it's just garbage. I tried boosting its power with clothing but you're still stuck with an attack that maneuvers like an iceberg and has no actual aiming reticle.

>>384952915
It's like the Killer Wail but absolute shit

>>384953163
Problem with the aerospray this time around is that it also seems to have by far the best special.

>>384953539
Chargerfags on suicide watch

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>tfw squibs going after my sprinkler
5th man putting in the work. Have you thanked the 5th man today, /v/?

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I want to make him proud of me.

>>384953358
>last wave
>i get the paintbrush
>night falls
>shit.jpg
>onslaugh starts
>by the end we manage to put 35 fucking eggs

We almost got toasted like 4 times but we pulled it off.

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Post your squids

I can't get the game till next tuesday, so answer me this: is the N-zap 89 in the game? Was my main in S1 and it'd be nice using it again tbqh

Can you go below C-? Because I'm on an amazing losing streak.

>>384953801
Get some new content.

Is Splatoon 1 still active? I've got the urge to play again after seeing these threads but I don't have a switch.

I got the shirt from Salmon Run, but I see it again at 800 points. What does that mean?

Also, how OCD should I be about exclusive gear, both from Salmon Run and Splatnet?

>>384954174
You get the same shirt, but with a different main special.
You can turn it down for coins instead if you want.

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I really want to "woomy" a Squid girl guys...
If you know what I mean..

The urge is growing stronger day by day

>>384954292
Are the later ones always better?

>>384953892

Not yet, I feel your pain.

>>384953358
>play ranked
>we're underdogs, but the match isn't one-sided
>start BOOYAH to raise morale
>end up winning
>this actually happens more often than not

>>384954347
No, the main special is random.

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>>384953696
>Grizzco
>Is a bear

SHIT

NOW I KNOW WHY HE WANTS ALL THESE EGGS

I'M A MONSTER!!!!!!!!!

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>literally just trying to farm coins now so I can spam cleanups and make usable gear

End me.

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>>384954310
WOOMY

>>384954479
>NOW I KNOW WHY HE WANTS ALL THESE EGGS
For the betterment of Inking society, duh. You're not some kind of Salmonid sympathizer, are you anon?

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Which map are you ready to see return into rotation?

Which map do you hope never gets mentioned again?

>>384954602
show me your woomy :)

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>>384954832
W
O
O
M
Y

>>384954479

Grizzly bears don't eat salmon eggs. They eat salmon.

So, he doesn't want to eat them, don't worry.

He wants to hatch them, raise them to the point where they lay even more eggs, THEN eat them

Reminder that the final boss is worse in every way to the first game's final boss

>>384954945
caviar? Maybe hes super rich and decadent .

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how qt is your woomy

>third wave always comes down to whoever has the roller or brush running for their life as time expires
This is really hard.

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>>384954813
Walleye needs to return asap.

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I bought a copy off Amazon to get the Prime discount, but it was already out of stock by the time I ordered. How fucked am I?

>>384954813
I want blackbelly skatepark already

the skate park levels are my favorite

>>384954942
I want to impregnate her W O M B Y

>>384955265
See you in a month

>>384954813
Rig, Camp, Museum, and Resort ASAP.

Most of the new maps can fuck off, they're all so bland.

>>384954813
love me some saltspray rig

>>384952745
I'm just trying to finish the story mode then I'll start doing multiplayer more

>>384955038
lmao playing the SINGLE PLAYER in a MULTI PLAYER game

enjoy your tutorial, kid

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>>384955341
woomy is not for fuck

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>>384955291

>Blackbelly skatepark without the framerate turning to shit.

>>384955492
look at how slutty they are with those short-shorts and skirts they're clearly begging for the fuck

>get a paycut for losing a 3 player Salmon Run
Thanks Nintendo

is it just me or does this game get really fucking boring after an hour.

>>384955508
is splatoon 2 60fps?

>>384955643
1080/60, yeah

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>>384955626
it doesn't matter how she's dressed

fuckign a child is never okay

>Enemy activates splashdown
>I quickly activate mine
>His lands and kills me midair
>"Oh, okay."

>I activate splashdown
>Enemy quickly activates his
>Mine lands and doesn't kill him midair
>His then lands and kills me
>"..."

>>384955709
Imagine unveiling your human cock to one of them and how shocked she is about how big it is compared to the little inkling boys'

>>384955492
>>384955709
Damn, my dick

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>>384955626
Woomys are for hugs, not fugs.

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the deepest lore

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>>384955861
why do you think they have such large volvos? for human dicks of course

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>>384955867
you are going to jail, sir

>>384955825
get good

>get glowflies
>guy with glowflies actually runs to the bbasket and stays there

beautiful

>>384955938
STOP SEXUALIZING SQUIDS

>>384955904
thanks doc

>>384955084
well considering how much he can pay you

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>>384955938
>>384955979
ABSOLUTE W O O M Y

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DATING A SQUID

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>>384956204
disgusting pedos pls go

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>>384956293
>Codlumbine

>>384956402
I want to cum on her tiny eyebrows

What kind of stupid faggot plays as a boy in these games?

>>384954813
I have mixed feelings for Hammerhead bridge.

A big part of me doesn't want it back.

But I will feel empty without my second least favorite maps, since we already have my most hated (M Towers)

>>384956301
>just like in real life, people nowadays are glued to their phones instead of paying attention to one another

Damn.. Splatoon is basically a harsh commentary on real life itself..

>suddenly. /v/ is full of pedos
What happened?

>>384956293
>Codlombine
wew
>>384956607
>suddenly

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>>384956607
>suddenly

>can't make your male squid crossdress
Blunder of the century

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>>384956607
>suddenly
Nice joke, anon.

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>>384956607
I don't know, but personally I am very worried and concerned about this recent development - we must needs pay attention and pray it does not become worse

>Wrecking kids with the Jet Squelcher

lol, these inkspray spammers are easy mode.

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How do you use this shit?
I too would like to make some meme posting.

https://github.com/shinyquagsire23/Switch-Fightstick

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This is your blind date for tonight. She just said hi and is curious about what you had planned for the evening

>>384957234
You need a wiiu pokken controller apparently.
But yeah that shit is amazing. The prequel memers are always top notch in terms of making shit happen.

I'd love to make one where he's spinning.

>>384954813
I fucking hate Saltspray and its useless bottom area, but I don't mind any map returning if they improve them.

>>384957386
the bottom area is not useless. it's like 25% of the map

>>384957369
You just use the dpad and git gud.

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>high tide
>night
>fog
>one player disconnected
Thanks Nintendo

Man, I have the absolute best idea for a drawing ever.
The problem is, I'll first need to ask a drawfag here to please draw it for me so I can then go and turn it into greyscale and such.

But I don't want to say what my idea is because it's so good it would be stolen immediately.
Quite the dilemma.

>>384957494
time and time again, all you need to take is the top area. That giant area with the crane had most of the turf space.

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A summary of every team I get in turfwar in one image

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>>384957369
>See a damn good drawing of Splat Tim
I have no idea why that meme gets me giggling so hard.

>>384957891
its will stop pairing you with low level people as you level up
keep in mind if you keep losing more then you win after that you have no excuses

Is Profreshional salmon run even possible

>>384957891
How do you see how many times a player got splatted?

>>384958073
I'm level 12, I get more than 1k points per match, and get more than 6 or 7 splat per match but have somehow lost 9 our of my last 11 games. Going back and checking each of those matches my team has looked similar to this for everyone. You can't tell me it's only my fault

>>384958178
I think you can see it on splatnet2

>>384958157
Not with the current weapon lineup, no

>>384957891
what does the little (1) mean?

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>>384958053
Because he does it.

>>384958321
Assists, stupid.

>>384957891
We need a tier list of crappy kids names

Tyler seems to be hit and miss, but every Luke i've played with was HORRIBLE.

>>384958382
>Jayden
>Jaylen
>Kayden

>>384958157
>2 melee weapons
>one slow to charge weapon
With the current weapons in the rotation, not really

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>>384958157
>>384958297
You just need a actually decent team.

>>384958280
why can't you see it in the regular game? splatoon 1 had that feature

Why the fuck did they remove so many things that were in the first game???

NO EXCUSES, NINTENDO

>>384958452
I wish I could just play with japs

does anyone else get Gyo vibes from salmon run, they could fit in as salmonoids if they didnt have fish guts spilling out, and the intense smell could be a dizzy or reverse controls mechanic

>>384956549
>Humans fucked up bad somehow and melted the icecaps (probably) to flood he world
>This allows sea life to evolve
One was also like this.

>>384953358
>175%
>person disconnects at the beginning of the game
>fuck, we're gonna lose instantly
>we win
Those guys were monsters, best teammates I've ever had

>>384954945
I don't think he is even a real bear, he is probably an alien bear or a bear from a higher dimension that communicates through that bear statue.

>>384958454

It wasn't removed, it was just moved.

If anything it is arguably improved as you can see your last fifty matches with more detail instead of trying to memorize everything in like two seconds.

>>384953358
>Booyeah all around

Goddamn do I love those Booyeah praises

>>384958452
>That
>On the current map
RNJesus must've been smiling upon you and your team.

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>>384957410
>>384957321
>>384957219
>>384957106
this reminds me of cirno's bottle launch

>>384958269
It would be extremely statistically unlikely. Maybe the cause isn't directly apparent to you.
For example: earlier today there was some dood who posted a match were he got like 1 kill and 1000+p and was complaining like you are. About three people quickly explained to him that if he doesn't stop people from painting over his turf by killing them it really doesn't matter that he got 1000p and it clearly was his fault that he lost. Poor guy thought he was doing it right.

Really though, if you keep losing more then you win you need to man the fuck up and admit you're most likely are the one at fault. Its extremely unprobable you would not be to blame with those odds. Doesn't take a genius to recognize this.

>>384958613
>Bear from a higher dimension
>Still doesn't want his employees to form a union and demand better pay

>>384958614
there's no reason it can't be in the regular game and in splatnet

"you're my favorite rapper"
uh yeah dude, i BETTER BE

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>tfw enjoying Salmon Run more than regular battle
I'm basically forcing myself to play it at this point just to hit level 10.

>>384958846

True but there's no reason to throw an autismfit over its relocation. Given the rest of the information available you can get a pretty good idea of how good or shit people were playing without knowing their death count.

HOLY FUCK the brush is awful

>>384953801
Does anyone else find this really attractive?

>>384959047
I have no idea why people defend shitty nintendo decisions to the death

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I can't stop playing even though it's death and pain

>>384959097
stop

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>Salmon Run
>Phase 3 ended
>The whole team including myself starts squidbagging

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My pay grade in Salmon Run is over 200% and may Rank is professional which for some reason is higher then 99 (I didn't know it did that either until about an hour ago).
Now I'm not saying I haven't lost any matches but how the FUCK are people having trouble with this mode? As long as you beat at least the first two waves you don't even drop rank.
I feel obligated to give people some pointers but I have no idea what I could be doing right that others aren't.

>>384958805
Except I do stop people from painting over our ink. I do watch the map and go back to each shit we missed or to stop someone that snuck behind. I get plenty of kills and plenty of area painted. I refuse to believe it's entirely my fault I've lost when half my team can t even score 500 points or even get many splats. Doesn't matter how "unprobable" it is that I get consistently shit team mates, it's happened today.

Getting the brush in Salmon Run is the games way of telling you to sit out that wave

>>384959317

Post a screenshot faggot.

>>384959220
>squidbagging
>ever
ewwwwwww

>>384959317
>queue up
>no players found
>makes you solo
this and playing with friends who are lower than me so my rank can only go down and not up

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>>384959097

>>384959202
O-Ok
I just like the haircut.

>>384959317
Luck with your teams, presumably.

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.tfw you get your main weapon back.

>>384959220
it's called SEABAGGING

FUCK YOUUUUU

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>>384959079
Inkbrush it's ok

>>384958454
Probably so that you don't get agitated by someone's k/d.

I once played Splatoon 1 with a "Mom" who probably really was some kid's mom. She used the heavy splatling but didn't seem to grasp the concept of spinning up. So she marched around shooting single blots while staring at the ground.

She went like, 0-10 with 52p inked. Worst player I ever got paired with, but the idea of some 30-something mom trying hard to get into little jimmy's painting game was too adorable.

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Would you?

Does Marina have a piercing or is that just what her belly button naturally looks like?

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>>384958157
Git gud

>>384956045
Black guy should have squid hair, damn i miss miiverse.

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>>384959671
>All the weapons you want are in the 25-30 range
I mean, I've started to experience the wonders that is the Slosher and it's perfect loadout, but it still hurts.

>free from C rank hell
>none of my friends want to play ranked at all
great

>>384959820
no. It's literally impossible to get a good squidjob from that mouth

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>motion controls by default
>motion controls for any reason

>>384959820
How? Squids are like an inch tall.

>>384959328
consider this scenario: flipping a coin x amounts of times
what you are suggesting is similar to saying it landed on on the same face each time (but I also assume you probably think you better then average and that it should have a higher chance of you winning then losing but lets ignore that for now to be generous)
lets say you've played 10 matches, considering the random nature of you teams and assuming you to be average you should have won 5 of them but instead you lost all of them
the chances of that happening in this scenario is a whopping 0.1% chance (found by 0.5^10=0.0009765625)

its clearly your fault

>>384959619
I like this artist

>>384954813
Arowana mall

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>>384959820
Would I!

>>384960039
>Jet Squelcher is at 16
Only weapon you need

What level does increase slots/ reroll become available

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>>384953358
>high tide glowfly wave on Spawning Grounds
>standing on the edge of the long platform with grates
>got flies on me and a huge line of salmonids are coming to fuck me up
>activate Sting Ray and splat them all, leaving tons of eggs to pick up
Most satisfying moment in this game yet.

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>>384959394
Sorry it took so long. I don't know how to make it show pay grade but it is over 200%.

This guy >>384959995 as well so yeah its not that hard.

How long before nintendo ruins salmon run and patches it to be easier ?

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im picking the game up tomorrow, never played before exept for the testfire and last splatfest, did pretty good and absolutely love the game so far, any tips for a new squidlet?

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>have the roller in salmon run
>dead teammate runs away from me

>>384960760
paint the walls to boost your score

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>>384956607

>suddenly

hello new friend.

>>384960760
Stay fresh and don't get cooked

>>384960760
stay off the hook

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>>384960819
>have the roller in salmon run
>glowflies
>hold it down in the wave's direction

>>384960163
Except these losses have only been consistent today. For the past couple days it's been about a close to even ratio with more wins than losses.
And yes I'm pretty sure I am better than the average players. I played more than my fair share of splat one and again won more than I lost
Just because something isn't probable doesn't mean it's not possible you. That's been proven to me time and time again throughout my life.
And you really mean to tell me that if I am in a match with a team that has one person that scored 480 points and another that scored 543 points while I scored well more than a thousand that the reason the team lost is all on me. Sure thing pal

>>384960826
this

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A rank is too fucking difficult i almost crushed my joycon in my hand out of pure anger

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Why is Pearl such a bitch?

>>384960696
That doesn't show shit. Press Y and take a screenshot dumbass.

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>>384960826
ive been wondering for the longest if the walls actually made any diference, thanks senpai

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>>384961093
>Except these losses have only been consistent today.
maybe as you moved up in level it paired you against other higher level people and they got better in that time while you didn't

>That's been proven to me time and time again throughout my life.
what are you implying here, bad things keep happening to you and its never your fault? are you really this irresponsible?

>>384954813
I want all of them except Arowana Mall. Fuck that level being one big choke.

>>384961348
They are shitting with you.

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>yfw you get stuck with the brush in Salmon Run

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>Get shit on constantly
>Rejected when you invite her out
>Shat on by her fans
>Someone else invites YOU out, and you graciously share your story about this sweet gesture
>Marina makes it about herself
Why do people like marina again?

>>384961398
I said improbable things, not bad things

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>lose final wave at 1 egg remaining
>lose final wave with 3 seconds remaining
I haven't gotten this mad at videogames in a while.

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>>384961445

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>>384961281
Whats the issue?
Why do you need this screen?

>>384960113
But pigeons show that not to be the case, these squids are roughly s sized.

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Will Marina and Pearl show up in Splatoon 3 or are they getting Chirpy Chip'd?

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>>384959995
>>384960696
>only 110
I'm laughin

>>384961889
pfff sorry i don't play 24/7 like you
i play splatoon for fun
maaaaan i wanst even trying
why you gotta braaaag duuuude

>>384954070
Not sure got A.. haven't seen anyone streaming though that are less than c-

>>384961514
Just play like dedicated support.

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dont lewd the woomys

Ranked up to C+ after unlocking ranked today, lost a few matches consecutively, got deranked to C-SECTION. Is that seriously how it works in this game? Get promoted go up 1, get demoted go down 2?

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>>384962297
YOU'LL NEVER KILL ME ALIVE CODSUCKERS!

>>384961889
This is so odd to me, there's no bonuses past 1200 so what's the point if you're just going to get the same polo duplicate?
Are you just farming ability chunks?
Why isn't there a normal stream of bonuses for dedicated Salmon Run players?
It's hard enough to get enough competent teams and sessions where you don't get assblasted to get to 1200, what's the point going past it for worse rewards?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3M-XFxF1UQ
so who do the old fags think is besto, marina or pearl?
i mean marina is great but pearl spits bars harder than kendrick

>>384961248
I really wish Nintendo tried to make Pearl and Marina something other than just Not Callie and Not Marie, they feel like cheap copies in comparison

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>>384962727
>copies

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How much has everyone completed Hero Mode? I did the Splattershot and Dualies since they look pretty fresh, and I'm thinking of doing the Brella to see if you can get it before it's officially released.

>>384962595
Polos equate to 4k if you don't want it.

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>>384962297

Anyone else grinding Hero weapons? Just got done with half of em. Boss 4 is a pain in the ads with anything that isn't the charger or splatling.

>>384960087
It's more accurate than stick, especially when aim assist isn't in the games.

>>384963019
I've tossed the duplicates, but in between the 4k offers are just ability chunks and it's not reliable to farm them because the chunks are always randomized.
I can just as easily farm gold and exp on multiplayer.

What level is the umbrella at?

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>>384963050

>>384962727
you can thank treehouse """"localization""""

>>384963116
Here's your (You)

>>384962870
>Brella to see if you can get it before it's officially released.
iirc sheldon just says "good job, just wait till the brella update to get it"
If you could get it early I would've seen a fuckton by now

>With Salmon Run, Nintendo considered how to implement a co-op oriented mode in a player-versus-player type of game
The devs will monitor how users are playing this mode to see if there’s some tweaks they can throw in

>throw in

Aka if everyone sucks at it they will change it and make it "fun for everyone "

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>>384963116
this guy gets it

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>>384963250
Well fuck that then, I can't imagine it would be anything short of infuriating doing every level with it.

>>384963234
it's actually true, just watch top players they all use gyro

>>384960760
just because someone jumped off the edge into a death zone doesnt mean they're dead

>>384963234
he's right though

>>384960087

Have fun getting fucked by any decent player.

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>>384963050

>>384963234
Dude, literally every good charger main I've played against used high sensitivity gyro aiming. I main roller though so it doesn't matter.

What does it mean when you get pass 'ok; in rank?

Nintendo is planning a year of content updates for Splatoon 2
When finished, the quantity of stages will be more than the original
Some of the additional stages are totally new and some will be arranged stages from the first game
Not all original stages will return and they are choosing stages based on the potential for them to be improved

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How can one weapon be so good?

>>384963337
It's good but it doesn't reward long-term play sessions.

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>>384963050

>>384963715
when the bar cracks you lose your rank but if you're over the line you only lose half a bar

Are there any shoes that show feet
This is very important

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK9YouPyEtg
qhats the best special?

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>>384963808
I use it on tower control.
I'm unstoppable sometimes.

>>384964020

yes there are sandals

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How can you draw something like this?

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>>384963626
How the fuck do you use roller. Everytime I use it I feel fucking useless.

>>384953358
>everyone is dead and i have the stupid roller
>bring em all back

good feel

>>384964118
Ordering now
Bless

>>384964189
It's literally a bunch of dots.

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>>384964020
>this

>>384964283
Still, it means someone sit down and dot by dot put the image together

>>384964036
>>384963808
This might be the new crutch weapon. Every single person who uses it says they do good with it. At this rate it'll get nerfed.

>>384964189
https://twitter.com/ShinyQuagsire

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Does someone knows the source of this? looks like the start of a lewd doujin.

>>384959619
I would fuck a squidshota

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>>384964215
They thankfully changed it up from 1. Then it was jump and swat constantly with no worries about missing. Now jumping brings you to long range mode where missing is possible.

I loved when I ran into a guy who obviously played roller in 1 and he kept jumping and swinging while I just side stepped around him.

Is good to see that, even without miiverse, the memes live.

>>384964030
The bombs, Baller or Splashdown

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>>384958747
>booyeah
what is this monstrosity

>>384964215
I'm really good at checking the map and helping my teammates, and I'm really persistent with covering every corner of my half of the stage. I get really obsessive about dumb shit like that. It's the biggest output of paint. Also I'm really attentive to who's around me, so sometimes I can hide against a wall as an enemy turns a corner and ambush them. It's awesome
I like to think I'm just generally good at videogames.

>>384964036
The only thing the octobrush is missing is curling bombs. If the octobrush had curling bombs, it would be far, far too powerful.

How's everyone doing with levels? I've been playing on and off the last couple of days and hit level 14 a few minutes ago. Think my plan is to get at least 1-2 levels a day and try to get to at least lv 20 by Splatfest, if not 30. I might also take a break for a day or two so I don't get worn down too much.

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>tfw wasted my time 100% SHOTGUN Brella in SP hoping for it to unlock in MP
>It doesn't
>tfw wasted a generous portion of time grinding 50 XP and Money meal tickets
>I'm still level 4 after a full weekend

At least I have 1000 matches worth of 50% XP and Dosh.

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>>384965040

>>384964916
What are you doing posting here young man?

>>384965113
how do you grind exp tickets?

>tfw you learn the importance of cowardice in salmon run

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>except jet squid radio - nintendo shoot game
>get a crazy boss fight player vs enemy mode where you need to greed your way to getting more points
>there can even be darkness and grilling dudes
>multiplayer gives you a buncha weapon types and abilities
>can reroll and chunk and do other stuff i barely understand
>there's a dancing minigame
>i've barely even started singleplayer

this is a quality game. I'm still figuring things out but I like how there's actual depth.

REMOVE OCTOPI

>>384965113

I'm sure it'll unlock once the basic splatbrella is released.

Which if Splatoon 1 is anything to go by will be in about a month.

I can't believe how lame that final boss was. Why even bother brainwashing Callie if you're not going to put me up against her roller?

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>bomb special used
>I have two bomb defense clothes on

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>>384958053
>game finally arrives
>finished the tutorial and Off the Hook show
>first fucking post

He really does it!

God, the long battery life on the Joycons are really amazing. I only remembered to charge it after playing for the weekend and not because it ran out and warned me.

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>>384965160
>mfw someone finally accuses me of being a summerfug for being a sperg
Fug u faget

Besides the roller what other weapon has beakon? I suck at fucking roller

Has anyone else noticed how hot the switch gets playing this docked? Holy shit, it's cooking the screen protector off.

>>384965241
jump to 2-6 and 5-27 where tickets are nearby in crates. I'm at 56 of each currently

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>>384966503
Same thing happening to mine.
I put in in a place where it can get more air. It helps a little.

I am calling BS on everyone who claims that you need to use gyro controls to dominate. I am pushing everyone's shit in and I'm using a Pro Controller with -1.5 sens and no gyro. Don't get me wrong, I tried using the gyro aiming with detached joycons, but it is essentially impossible to play claw with detached joycons.

>>384966609
Then quit to inkpolis, go back, rinse and repeat

>>384966737
t. C-

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>want to play as a boy so I can canonically impregnate Marie
>Inkling boys look like shit compared to the girls

>>384966609
>>384966805
thanks anon

>>384953034
This. I'm the only one of my close friends to have put in serious time into the first game despite quite a few of us owning it, so I'm consistently getting first on my team and generally carrying while they're often found being salty little bitches

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>>384966835
Boys look better than they did in 1, but so do girls. It's a conundrum.

Been doing salmon run and I got what I thought were ability chunks from the pay raise booth but they aren't showing up anywhere in my inventory? Did the game fuck up, or were those something else?

>>384966821
I've never played Splatoon before Friday but have played nothing but console shooters for about 15 years straight, so far. And that includes playing in organized tournaments

Gyro aiming feels like a meme. Claw, however, is not.

>>384965952
>Have PS4 and Switch
>Just leave the dualshock plugged in because the battery life is fucking atrocious.
I feel ya.

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Who here has actually seen this screen while playing?

And on what stage?

>>384959348
If you can't git gud with the brush at least be the team medic or designated survivor with your super speed. You can also go across the grates at sanic speeds.

I think I'm starting to gain an unhealthy hatred for roller and charger teammates

>>384966938
The hairstyles are just awful for the boys.

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>get to 8 freshness with splattershot pro
>go down to 3

>>384967008

Stage 19.

>>384966737
yeah the detached joycons hurt my hand, but the joycons with grip is still fine.

Trust me, unless you're playing with rollers or airsprays, the gyro is way better

>>384967008
The one where you jump down through the rings. Kept suicideing to get them all. Didn't even know there were lives.

>>384967062
They should make it so if you got over 1000p or a teammate got less than 400p it stays the same
Shit's all luck based goddammit

>>384966737
Fail to see the use in gyro with anything but charger. You can quick turn with y+any direction and that should be plenty. You don't need godlike aim for fucking Splatoon.

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>>384967000
>newfag thinks he knows better than the best splatoon players because he played cawadoody and overcuck

>Squelcher with Thermal ink
>Tag them once then see their tricky movements behind a crate

Brilliant.

>>384967008
i did, the one with the 3 snipers at once

i fucking hate the charger

>>384967212
Post your friend code and let's do a private match.

>>384966975
They were tickets that you use with Crusty Sean.
Those tickets in particular increase the chance of getting that specific skill when levelling up your clothes.

Petition to remove the Flying tenta missle shitter from salmon run

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>Boss 4 with the roller

>>384967251
oh fuck that section. I don't even know how you're legitly, I just dashed like a fucking madman and managed to get past it one hit away from R.I.P.

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>>384967287
>bruh 1v1 me in splatoon
hahah holy shit, can you be any more of a stereotypical underage? You'll fit fine into C- for eternity.

>>384967338
Nuke his ass with the ink jet.

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Pls respond

>>384966269

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>It's a sub-200 charger episode

>there are still people trying out the Inkbrush
IT'S STILL SHIT, YOU IDIOTS. GET OFF MY TEAM.

>>384967008
Stage 19, at the part where you have to use the blaster to hit six floating things in a row, and get the Sunken Scroll on top of that
Took me a fuckton of restarts

>>384966269
>>384967495

There's no response because no such weapon exists yet.

>>384967372
is that even possible?

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The outline made me think this was a unique Octoling girl. The tenticle was her hair. His platform was the skirt and legs, sunglasses were her very saggy bust.

>>384967207
There's absolutely no reason to use gyro in this game. Mobility seems to be the most important aspect of this game, and you just can't move quick enough without playing claw. If you don't understand why it's essential to have your thumbs on the analog sticks at all times while also being able to jump and throw a grenade without your fingers ever leaving a button, then your opinion is invalid.

>>384967451
>implying I'm mad
>implying you're not worried that people with actual third person shooter experience are finally going to play Splatoon and start to dominate the game

>20 of each item remaining from Crusty Sean
So, do these eventually restock? I don't want to waste any if they don't.

>>384966269
I think Krak-On is it

>>384963626
The best charger in the world uses -1/-1 motion settings.

>>384967008
The last level where you had to use the splatling. For someone reason the game decided to keep having me fall off that moving platform on the 2nd area of the stage.

>>384967681
20 matches, not items. It confused me at first too.

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>>384967604

I really like beakon but damn

>>384955904

much obliged my good physician

Any professionals or Overachievers want to do Salmon Run?

>>384967791

There will be more eventually.

>>384967632
It has to be else it wouldn't be required to unlock the hero roller replica.

>>384967759
Oh shit, thanks anon. Had me sweating there at first.

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Only level 7 so far, so cant do ranked yet and haven't tried Salmon Run yet either

So far digging the Dualies, though I don't like the tool set it goes with. Was stomping with the Tentatek Splattershot earlier. Can't wait to try out my old main, L-3 Nozzlenose

>>384967751
Alrighty then

>>384964836
excuse me, fresh is not my native language

>>384967678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ4isTpkN00

>>384952745
I'm playing Splatoon 1 on the Wii U.

>>384963050

womby

>>384952915
It's great for obliterating Steelheads in Salmon Run

I actually fucking hat Fly-fish boss'
http://coub.com/view/w6ler

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>you can see the lights go out when you collect the zapfish
the octarians did nothing wrong

Can you be viable at all with the charger in Turf Wars? I haven't unlocked ranked, and I kind of want to try it but I'm apprehensive.

>>384968206
They didn't. Splatoon 1 lore basically said they became enemies because of rising sea levels and had no choice but to fight for the remaining land.

>>384968246
Win or lose doesn't matter for turf war.
It's the best place to try a charger.

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Would splatoon be better if it was a mario game like they wanted?

>>384968350
>the boring ass modern aesthetic of Mario

nope