ESA 2017

the fuck are these games? edition

>>384840304
>esa started today
Time to watch this so called World Famout European Banter™

>>384840450
first 2 hours were okay but it's quickly gone to boring yuro-midnight shit
hopefully better when they wake up

STINKY

What's the point of the other fat kraut next to the runner?

>Golden Sun

Dedicated nap time

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First for Incest

>>384840513
Short games start after the 3:20:00 Golden Sun run.

>>384840526
we don't like to feel alone

>>384840545
SOURCE ME

>>384840526
makes it feel a lot less pathetic

like that last runner who was up there alone for 3.5 hours, that was kinda sad

more gay than sgdq in 2017. yuropoors are trash and incapable of fun

>titty necromancer
>that outfit

Hnng

>>384840693
It's just them Germans yo. There's a reason literally everyone except Japan hates them

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>ten teckles

>tentacle necromancer with titties

fucking germans

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>thread is somehow even deader now than during three hours of ass creed with barely any commentary

>>384840820
>There's a reason literally everyone except Japan hates them
Which is?

>>384840653
Shishunki Calculation | Adolescent Calculation

Try a google search next time

>>384840820
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-22624104


hahahhaha

>>384840820
>hating germans
is this a fresh new meme I've missed

>>384839341
Serbian terrorists started WWI

>>384840894
It's okay when japan does it!

>>384840925
because this is a shit game with an even shittier and more pathetic runner

>>384840519
DINKY

>>384840939
>autistic
>no sense of humor
>on vacation they ruin beaches by digging holes everywhere

>>384841004
I don't know, he seems alright

>just took a cool shower
>still sweaty and naked

I hate summer.

>>384840925
You gotta get comfy like everyone else. Then fall asleep. Great run!

The Dishonored run was pretty good but aside from that these first few runs don't really make any sense. It's literal who runners playing games nobody else runs or wants to watch.

Why not do what GDQ does and start with a really hype run to get audience excited?

>>384841051
>on vacation they ruin beaches by digging holes everywhere
Why?

>only 3k viewers

Did SGDQ ever drop below even 10k?

If this was in English I'd play this. It looks good, even though it runs like shit, but seems kinda fun.

>>384840957
Really wanna see that poll being re-done in current year
>>384839676

>>384841004
don't know what you don't like about him, he's okayish and not annoying, so he's better than 90% of gdc

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>>384841069
Sounds hot, Anon.

I thought Germans were supposed to be white

>>384841136
it's a mystery even to germans. wherever there is a beach they are compelled to dig holes

>tfw don't have to hear donations every 2 seconds
thanks for not donating

>>384841212
Nice pun.

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>>384841263

>>384841198
>being mad about something that happened 60 years before you were born

>>384841212
Literally in the sense that it is hot. Not hot as in sexy anon

>>384841069
Hey, you posted in this in the ESA thread too!

>>384841198
>the Holocaust
Oh boy, here we go

>>384841370

Not letting you off the hook, wehrboo

Did mr friendly kraut ever explain the 5 in the circle is? I know the purple is shadow magic that keeps him from dying.

Based npcs unlocking doors from the afterlife

>>384841158
Why do you niggas think there isnt a english version? Wouldnt make any sense.

>>384841198
dang germans were strong for their size

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>>384841492

no.nope

>>384841471
The character level. It's actually an RPG, even if the runner ignores most mechanics.

>>384841471
its character level and the green circle is experience

>>384841198
yeah, guess we also hate the americans for killing themselves, niggers and now white guys, and don't forget to hate the russians and chingchonks for killing their people and the people in their surrounding countries, and while we're at it, you know back when italy wasn't italy but a big ass empire, oh shit, the germans were in there aswell, fuck, better hate them both and everyone that got conquered by them because they automatically belonged to them then

>>384841614
>>384841634
I kinda figured that but wanted to make sure

>>384840925
>No meme donations

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>>384840304
is this like agdq but with less autism and gender fluidity?

>>384840571
that's my bedtime though

>using ladders to noclip

How do you find this shit

>>384841701
>no meme donations
>when there was a bane donation

>>384841668
This is one triggered Hans. Pay NATO denbts already

>>384841723
Yes. Note that you never said "and with fun" because neither event is fun at all.

>>384841668

Germany started a global shitshow that made the rest of the world push their shit in. Now fuck off, kiddo.

i know it's late as fuck in Europe but they still should have made an impression on Americans during the first night
the fuck are these long games

>>384841754
he's literally the only person who runs this too

>>384841723
autism levels are the same, but there is a clear distinction between autistic manchild and cute maral

>>384841849
Nintendo didn't have as tight a grip on europe as it did with europe

So is every ESA just going to turn into /pol/ shit?

>>384841849
schedule has been dogshit, no good runs yet and everything has been on the long side. need some short retro game runs sprinkled in to inject some life into this shit

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>>384841934

>>384841842
>pshhhh...nothing personel

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>good luck with the run
>47 minutes in

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>Mfw Hebereke and Gimmick! back to back later

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>not hating Germans for their policy of leftism and muzzie importation which is destroying everything good about Europe

>>384842042
>he doesn't know about the second Europe

>>384841784
I meant in the current run.

>>384841701
there was a funny meme 5 hours ago

Illbleed is a good game, It needs a sequel please. I'd kickstart it!

>game crashed
Nice

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>crash

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>running 3 GTA games
>also a separate 1 hour long vice city glitch showcase

what the FUCK is wrong with yuropoors

>>384842342
bogpill me on illbleed

>Google Chrome
>VLC
wtf i hate this runner now

>crash
PC "Master Race"

>soft locks

Is this the marathon of softlocks?

>>384842409
The idea of stealing cars in the U.S. tickles them.

>>384841198
Remember that one time America sent a bunch of American-Japanese civilians to concentration camps?

No Man's Sky on PS4

>final fantasy viii
>9 hour estimate
Are you fucking serious?

>>384842423
It's a horror game at an amusement park where you deactivate traps otherwise you die from a heart attack. Also the true end run has the MC strip naked with each stage, we're not gonna see that happen though because bad ending.

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>>384842565
It's a good thing the second stream will be up again a few hours after that run starts.

Is rapgod gonna be here?

>>384842782
He's British. Not European.

We hoplite now

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Is fun actually allowed in this marathon? Are the streamers allowed to act like human beings?

>>384842615
i can't beat the damn supermarket
those fucking worms kick my ass

silly runners, s-stop trying to make space to fit donations, this is just awkward every time

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>german

>>384842921
>autists
>acting like human beings

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>Long ass cutscene with nothing interesting happening
>"We currently have no donations"
>"Okay"

I feel sorry for these guys but they suck

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>>384843009
>GDQ
Interrupts the runner every 5 minutes with meme donations

>ESA
Literally no donations to announce even when the runner asks them to to

>>384842527
Internment* camps. Totally different thing as you can tell by the use of language to obscure the fact that they were the same thing.

This fucking game
Is this the power of german developers?

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>>384843224
You would THINK there would be a shitload of donations from Germany considering how generous they always are at GDQs! Having a German playing a German game at a European speedrunning event should have every German who likes speedrunning donating, but oddly they're nowhere to be fucking found.

Really gets my noodle going.

Someone post some doujin links

>>384843429
its 3 am in germany my not so smart dude

Did he explain how health/healing is handled while I was showering?

>>384843493
That doesn't stop Germans from donating tens of thousands of dollars every day at this time of day during GDQs. Apparently you missed the part about this being a joke about money laundering.

>>384843486
Here's the link for one anon posted earlier
https://exhentai.org/g/1012700/ac2cec73d2/

>>384843493
even the first run had awkward "no donations"

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>>384843503

If your health runs out you die if you heal you get more health.

>he asked again
mad man

reminds me, didn't last ESA actually show runners a counter to know if there's a donations to read so they don't need to ask for nothing

>>384842409
>Not enjoying comfy af GTA runs
embarrassing

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will Naeglaria's run be any good? never heard of "illbleed"

>runner born in 92
>looks older than me and I have him by 11 years

>matched by an anonymoose donator

Notch, is that you?

>anonymous person will double the amount donated
hmmmmm

>>384843806
Illbleed is one of the best games on Dreamcast, has a great style, setting, and gameplay

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what is the point of watching an speed run event that doesn't have the chance of someone getting trigged and making an ass of them self

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Are there any cute trannies? It's the only thing i'm here for.

>>384843626
you know its a fucking joke right?
that almost ALL the "greetings from germany" ones are just memes? it has been a meme for YEARS now

>>384843806
Illbleed is a game that should be experienced, a lot of the best parts are in cutscenes which I imagine will be skipped, add on the fact that its going for bad ending I would almost say dont watch it. Instead go check out Supergreatfriends let's play of Illbleed.

>>384843939
Anzu's a girl.

>>384843939
>Your average GDQ fag

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>>384843939

>>384844026
Yeah we know, a girl (male)

>>384844026
>insect with a wig on*

>>384843939
linetrap is getting uglier day after day

>>384844120
Nobody calls him linetrap anymore, you old faggot.

>shits-o-phrenic

God bless you kraut man.

>playing the game on low settings
>framerate still tanks
wtf

>>384843828
It's called bad health habits anon, also he's fat

another hour boys

WHEN DID IT START?!!!!!

>>384844482
Fuck this noise, I'm going to play Shadow of the Colossus

>>384844293
Kek glad wasn't the only one to notice

>the doctor can't read OOOGA BOOOGA

>>384844529
noon, but you haven't missed much, every run so far has been boring shitte

so you be sayin

>>384844582
Thanks for the quick reply anon

>>384844582
ummm, excuse me
the first prince of persia run was filled with fun chokes

this is so boring

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>you'll be in bed by the time she's back

>>384843806
Is a cult classic for the Dreamcast. It came out after Dreamcast died. It's a pretty unique game and if you let me shill a pretty old video, watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_DIymVrWvw

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>if the african is smart enough he'll come down to us

gdq would shut this down

>>384844850
oh mama

Can you regen your purple bar?

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>>384843939

the zulu woman is kinda hot

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>>384845494
>>384843939
>trannies

>>384843486
https://exhentai.org/g/1056793/24998fc00e/

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No trannies on ESA

>[Ooga Booga intensifies in the distance]

>>384845494
this image accomplishes nothing
right is QT

>>384845904
one of the swedes

fuck this i'm watching vinny

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>>384845904
>gibs me money

>>384845494
looks cute to me

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PC ruins everything

[awkward silence intensifies]

>>384846202
stupid anime poster

>>384845904
No, we don't want you ruining another speedrunning event

>>384846326

you have to go back

>>384845738
I like wholesome vanilla stuff like this.

>didnt save
>game crashed
Pottery

GERMAN
SOFTWARE
ENGINEERING

>I f-forgot to save
>and uh.. game crashed
10/10 run

Stepped away a moment. Did it soft lock again?

>fucks up his save warping
>crashes

welp

Jesus christ this shitty game

Best part was the mostly silent guy quietly going "ouch"

Lmao just mercy kill this shit. I know the runners like to bring obscure (European) games to ESA but this is just embarrassing.

>>384845904
Sorry, no freaks allowed in Sweden

for such a shitty looking game, that mc is fine as fuck

Just looked through the schedule, why is like 80% of it PC games?

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only 15 more minutes, lads.

WHO STILL HERE???????

>>384847963
yurops like their pc gaming

>>384847963
i only see like 5 PC exclusives

>2 hours
almost there lads
almost at Dreamcast kino

>>384848029
Is it because most of them are too poor to afford consoles?

>>384848017
with the crash and forgotten save? you mean more like 30 more minutes

>>384847963
It's 80% consoles.

>>384848081
>PC is finally ending
feels good

How is this speedrunning? He's literally just playing the game casually.

>>384848174
umm
you better enjoy Warcraft 3 the day after tomorrow, asshole

>>384848098
he just said he's probably gonna get a 2:08, that's only five more minutes

>>384848209
That's what yuros consider """Speed"""running

>every NPC model looks like shit
>player character is sexy as fuck

devs had their priorities straight

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>>384848209
He's literally the only person who speedruns this game, he has no competition, he can just do a casual let's play and it's the world record.

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>>384848428
Why even allow this shit at esa?

>German game
>Last boss commits holocaust

oyyyy

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How the fuck did I miss this donation?

>>384848337
shame we're past that

thank god it's over

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/our guy/ is up next, who here HYPED

How is the dual stream thing going to work?

>>384848530
gotta fill the nighttime slots somehow

>>384849056
stuff happen on the other stream, you pick the one you'd rather watch

what else is there?

It'll also have more offline moments, and may have setup games rescheduled to the 2nd stream if behind schedule. It's kinda a lower priority stream to fit in more stuff

>>384849181
ah okay, cool

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>>384848951
Based Naegleria

naeg is a leftist cuck

OH NO!
NO NETWORK!

>>384849361
no one cares

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>political ads in my video game competition

Fucking Dave

Has anybody said fuck or any other swear word so far the marathon?

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>>384849415
Matt Berry what are you doing

this aid thing seems pretty good

>British ad
Jesus fucking Christ

just woke up, did i miss anything good lads?

>>384849636
someone said "shit" and then apologized immediately. so i assume they've been told not to swear

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>>384849656
Didn't mean to quote

This is the people you support by donating so your dumb unfunny ancient meme is read by some awkward yuro who can't speak english properly.

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>MUH BRITISH AID
if these fucks want to waste their money on Africans they are free to do that but the government shouldn't be funding fucking charities
the hint is in the name

>>384849636
First runner said shit once, runner that just went said shitty. That's about it.
>>384849752
No.

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>Foreign aid helps establish democracy
Are they quietly admitting something?

>>384849808
We need to start donating with /pol/ memes. They're basically forced to read everything because there are so few donations right?

>>384849934
no, memes are cancer

>>384849847
they help fund terrorist groups establish islamic "democracy", yes.

>>384849934
>support them yet get promptly ignored
Yeah, just brilliant.

>the nice slow pace of these threads
>the discussion of the game at times

Feels good man. My balls are out and life is overall good, sans the sweating

>>384849934
>We need to start donating with /pol/ memes.
t. goldbergshekelstein

>>384849934
Kill yourself

Wait wait. There isn't any other cameras? Just the one by the PC? ESA what are you doing?

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Who's ready for /ourboi/?

>that's quality
>you won't find that at nasa
kek

who is ready

for the fucking SPOOKS!?

Man this run seems like it will be pretty damn good

oh damn, I actually recognize this game
woah

>said shit

already banned and he's not even a minute in

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>>384850240

Holy shit, is this it? Is this the first good run? With Illbleed of all games.

fun run boys

naeg got fatter

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>GTA San Andreas
>Rise of The Tomb raider
I'm already hype! SGDQ didn't have that many games that I liked this year, which is weird since htye ususally have fun games

>>384849847
>>384849996
pic related

>Helps me predict traps
TRANNIES CANNOT HIDE

Based naeg

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>whore movies

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>>384850409

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>>384849934

I love how this guy is swearing up a storm

I thought naeger only played (((real speedgames))) like sonic advance and fzero.

What exactly is he doing in the game?

>>384850542
fat gross memer

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>Sixth Sense

>>384850607
naeg "speedran" killer7 last year

>>384850614
Marking traps to disable them. If he doesn't do so his heart rate goes up when he goes near them.

>girl getting the shit kicked out of her
>all of that blood

this is pretty good

What is this game

>>384850614
you try to get to the end of the level, but the level has lots of traps or scares, to see the scare you use the "horror monitor"

you cant keep using it because you run out of adrenaline, successful horror monitor trap views gives you more adrenaline

Is this a spooky walking sim? Game looks bizarre

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>forgetting all of the shit you need to remember to actually run the game

>>384850815
a game lost to the annuls of Dreamcast

>>384850792
heart goes all "doki doki"

the only marathon worse than esa is zeldathon

>>384850881
I think you mean anals

>infinite health

That's really not fair

>>384850980
What are you? 12?

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>2 hours of this

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>"Aw fuck"
BANN- Oh wait this isn't GDQ

>shit
>shitty
>fuck

swearing like a trooper here

This game looks incredibly boring

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>>384850974

>>384851195
I'm definitely tuning in.

Dat cracking voice.
>>384851129
This ain't americuh, bitch

>>384851195
and people give assassin's creed shit

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>>384851195
That looks like aids

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>>384850795
Don't forget this

>Russian runner takes it like a man, doesn't swear after 3 softlocks
>Cancuck constantly swears

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>>384851195

>>384851195
this is literal dog shit

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>>384851195
He said "worse," not best.

Is Canada even in Europe? How did he get there?

>>384851195
What is wrong with these people?

>>384851195
cant imagine the smell of the stream room.

>>384851438
part of the UK.

>>384851438
Skycar mate

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>>384851195
>conquest ending

>wife's son

alright which of you was it

>My wife's son
IT WAS ONE OF YOU

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>wife's son donation
>everyone laughs

>with my wife's son

>canadian runner
>me and my wife's son donation

>2 hours of this game
Come on

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>My wife's son

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>>384851473
can't be worse than naeg

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W-whore monitor?

The premise of this game is interesting to me. I'd like to see it revisited.

>modern games won't have signs like this one has

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>>384851195
it's good to see that /ourboy/ "top nep" greenzsaber is back to running proper games after that MN9 agdq

>please clap

Why the fuck did they rent out an entire stadium for this?

>>384851570
Golden Sun is next, that'll be even worse.

>>384851759
The large volume of air dilutes the smell of sweaty nerds.

>>384851728
Ironicweebathon.

is that a qt3.14 i spy sitting behind the couch?????????

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>>384851712
>comes with heartbeat sensor that changes events based on how spooked you are

What is the best Dreamcast game?

>>384851728
just over 6 hours of ourboi

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>>384851786
>Golden Sun
>even worse

>guy sits down on the left
>staff member immediately zooms in webcam so that you cant see him on stream


SAVAGE

>>384851862
What's your favorite genre?

>>384847417
lol

ironic weebs are scum

>>384851862
armada or bangaio

>>384851875
>entirety of the race will be runners mashing through scenes filled with filler text and characters doing some sort of action after every single dialogue box
It's a horrible speed game.

>all this clapping
Thought this was an American thing wtf

>>384851875
It's a fine game, but it's not fun to watch being speedrun

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Anonymous $1 wife's son donation.
>>>/wsg/1793593
>>>/wsg/1793593
>>>/wsg/1793593
Sorry if the volume is low. I wasn't recording at max.

>>384851330
we ain't getting the good ending, so we aren't seeing that shit

>>384852148
not even funny since they have no filter

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>assuming gender meme

>assuming the worm's gender
That's a paddling

guy on right looks like anthony burch

DID HE JUST MISGENDER THAT WORM

>He assumed the worm's gender
BAN THIS SHIT

>all this profanity

It is our last bastion of speed running autism

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>/v/ still treating ESA as if it has the exact same rules, regulations, and atmosphere as GDQ

>>384852552
That's the joke.

>>384852620
it's not funny anymore

Has he ever played this game before?

>>384852690
Then don't laugh. That's what you're supposed to do when you don't think something is funny.

>can someone look the code up for me on gamefaqs

literally /ourguy/

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so much blood

>all this sprouting blood

I need a remake of this game stat. The triggering would be glorious

>>384852039
That, in addition to it not really being that good of a game.

It'll suck so bad.

D E E P E S T L O R E
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>>384841069
you're suppose to take a wram shower in summer you idjit.

>>384853007
uwot

Canada is in Europe now?

>Hello Nig

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>$1 anonymous donation
>WE

Meme loving fucks.

>>384853134
>No one said WUZ
Was disappointed no one else caught that one

WE is a shit meme and was from day one

>>384853256
t. Tyrone

>>384853301
hes not wrong

Just got back, why is he wooden C3-PO?

>>384853301
didn't see this reply coming

>>384853334
It's Sweden, no specific genders are allowed

>>384853334
>wooden C3-PO

holy shit

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that leg spin is brutal

why do the lumberjacks sound like dinosaurs

>>384851316
it's because its okay when Japan does it. Death to all non-Japanese btw.

>>384853334
it's the natural prey of lumberjacks

>giant tree
>has a face
ARE YOU GUYS ALL 25 OR ABOVE?

I hated this fight in Dark Souls 3.

we dark souls now

>>384853574
xD

>burger king
>sweden
he's joking
Right?

wait does burgerking really deliver in sweden?

>>384853693
they're literally a sponsor, the logo shows up on the electronic banner in the stadium

>>384853718
you don't get delivery in the US?

>>384853134
>>384853209
>>384853256

WE is from this speedrun earlier today.
Not Maral, but the guy host was talking and he said "We-" and then it cut to an adbreak

>>384853693
What?

>>384853780
Depends on where you live.
Most of the big cities have some sort of delivery service for shit like burger king and what not

>>384853798
No. Anonymous doesn't donate $1 to reference something like that. Anonymous donates for stale fucking memes.

>>384853718
Some places do

>>384853780
there are some independent services that will go to restraunts and get take out for you, but burger king itself doesn't deliver here

>>384853780
Almost no fast food places deliver here. You can use 3rd party services to deliver from almost any place though.

>horror monster knows kung-fu

10/10 GOTYAY

>>384853798

https://www.speedrun.com/esa2017/donate/donations

>>384853048
warm shower in summer

HE FUCKED UP

>I fucked up
you sure did