Choose wisely

who the actual fuck would choose mayo
ketchup is meh but mayo is fuckin disgusting
relish > mustard > ketchup >>>>>> mayo

So this is gonna be another landslide. Especially is they give ketchup to Marina.

>ketchup vs mayo
They operate on completely different levels when it comes to taste. Ketchup vs mustard makes sense because both are similar and having both at the same time negates their independent taste effects. But ketchup and mayo go together extremely well. Maybe euros are just fucking retarded

>>384676412
Mayo goes in
>potato salad
>devilled eggs
>on BLTs, clubs
>on burgers


Ketchup goes on
>fries???
>burgers
>hotdogs

What a horrible Splatfest, I was right in not buying Splatoon 2.

The fuck kind of choice is that? They're both used for different things, the only real overlap being dressings and maybe burgers.

Ketchup is for literal kids but who could possibly side with pearl?

>>384676509
mayo is disgusting on sandwiches

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>>384676253
>Mayonaise
>not mustard

no one is looking at the bigger picture here
it is white ink
and red ink

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>>384676509
>no steak for ketchup

>>384676253
Catsup

>>384676709
nigga use steak sauce with steak u fag
or barbecue sauce

>>384676709
>ketchup on steak

are you literally 6 years old

Seriously, who the fuck is choosing these topics?
Who the fuck will not pick ketchup over mayo?
Why not mustard?

All this nigger Marina bias is too (((coincidental)))

How did NoE announce a splatfest first of all the regions?

i prefer ___skub

>>384677083
Because they have their shit together. The EU eShop has something like 20 games listed in coming soon.

>>384676253
Miracle Whip vs ketchup would be a real fight. This is too obviously in favor of ketchup.

>>384676636
Kys brownie

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>>384676253
Tomato Ketchup is the best possible choice

Mayo is fucking disgusting and everyone knows that.

>>384677070
It's Europe so it will no doubt be a close race

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>>384676636
You like Miracle Whip don' t you anon?

>>384677308
>Everyone knows that
>Yet it remains one of the most common and popular condiments
...

>>384676709
Dear god anon, I didn't even think this joke was that old but it appears so.

Not eating your ketchup and steak well done in the fridge

>>384676253
If you're not picking mayonnaise you're not white

>>384677367
never had miracle whip
>>384677287
howd you know i was black

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>>384677152
Daily reminder, skub ruins lives.

Brown Sauce > Ketchup
t.Britbong

>>384676509
In yurop mayo goes on fries too

>A healthy American vegetable served in the finest education establishments

>Dubious white paste that can be refined into deadly neurotoxin used in 99% of store-sandwiches of inferior quality.

It would have been a fairer fight to make it Ketchup Vs Brown sauce

Whats the japanese one about

>>384677718
>>A healthy American vegetable
This isn't about pizza.

>>384677718
>Ketchup Vs Brown sauce
m8, that would have to be a Britbong only Splatfest.

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>>384677634
No it goddamn doesn't.

I didn't know what the hell prawn cocktail actually was for 25 years and I'm still in therapy after discovering its dark secret

>>384677718
Ketchup barely got tomato unless you buy heinz, and I'm having my doubts about that one too.

With mayo it's illegal to make it have too much oil

>>384676703
Now I have to pick mayo just so I can spray and cover squid loli's with my white stuff

>>384677881
>buying heinz

>>384676880
>>384676880
>>384676880

we don't need two threads lads

>>384677881
>With mayo it's illegal to make it have too much oil

what you mean like if they do people invade and depose the mayor of mayo before rebel insaucegents turn previously pasteoral saucervereign state of Condimentstan into a diptopia?

>>384677783
Not announced yet.

>>384678085
this one was made first

>>384678162
other one has more replies and active posters

pick your poison, by all means stay here in the less active thread if you really want

>>384677367
Who doesn't?

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Pearl is stupid and deserves all the hate she gets.
Mayo is okay though actually[/spoiler}

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What a stupid splatfest topic. Even pic related would have less lopsided results. I spread ketchup over my fries.

glad i didn't buy splatoon 2, should have been relishzard vs mustardon

>>384678681
B
What kind of retarded likes ketchup only at the tips?

Ketchup is the place where the worst of tomatoes go die. Mayo is God's gift to humanity.

>>384678681
A. I will decide how much ketchup, if any, I have on my fries, thanks.

>>384678990
Do you ask mommy to cut your food up for you, too?

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>>384676970
So the world's smartest man is a 6 year old?

>>384679284
No, I just save my time.

>>384676709
fuck off mariel

>>384676253
>mayo
>not mustard

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>no mustard

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>>384678681
B.

>>384678681
A: Sophisticated gentlemen AKA Quentinfags.
B: ADHD nignogs/white trash faggot kids.

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>>384676253

I choose bbq sauce.

>>384681839
Patrician taste