KETCHUP BROS WHERE WE AT

mayo is fucking disgusting

mustard race

They really are just blatantly favoring Marie arent they?

>>384676880
Ketchup is for messy-faced children

>>384676910
Fuck you!

I can't wait for the squids covered in mayo pics

Catsup > Ketchup >>>>>> Mayo

>>384676931
Vile disgusting ooze

I can tolerate you scum, up until you put it on burgers, that is.

>>384676880
I like mayo and hate ketchup, but i hate marie cuz she reminds me an annoying cousinni have...

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bbq sauce master race pizza base

>>384676880
Only burger claps will pick ketchup, mayo is clearly the better choice

I'm white so mayo of course.

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>>384676880
>Mayo

Who /nocodiments/ here?

I don't know what it is - ketchup, mayo, mustard, anything like that I find disgusting

Mayonaise is only good for tuna or chicken salad (or whatever else you do with it like that).
As a regular topping, it's no good.

Russian dreessing with hotsauce mixed in is the tits.

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>>384676880
>Mayo
Holy fuck Pearl is not going to win ANYTHING

>>384676880
>tfw don't eat either

>>384676880
>no mustard

To the trash it goes.

>>384676910
t.guy who was molested as a kid

>>384677130
Maybe if she didn't have garbage taste.

>>384677124
My nigga.
Condiments just ruin the taste of food.

>japan not realizing how controversial mayonnaise is in America

Godtier: Mustard
Meh-tier: Mayo
Absolute manchild tier: Ketchup

>>384677124
I know what it is. You're simply a homosexual

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>>384677268
I'm not american either, is there a controversy over mayo there? what is it?

>>384676880

>hydrogenated oil paste
>healthy vegetable sauce

only literal retards would pick anything other than ketchup

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>>384676880
>Western Nintendo is intentionally giving Pearl the worst shit

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>>384677368
>Godtier: Mustard

>>384677375
there are a lot of people here who just fucking hate mayonnaise, it's like they've never eaten a fucking ham sandwich or something

>>384677375
>>384677268
It's not just an american thing. just seems like that because so many americans are online as opposed to other countries

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>>384676880
Ketchup, always.
Mayo is ONLY for sandwiches and even then Ketchup can still be used.

>he doesn't put ketchup on well-done steaks

explain yourself

>>384677369
alright

>choosing mayo would be choosing pearl
>marina's stuck behind th e manchild of spices, ketchup
which one bros

>>384677375
>Mayo is bad because fats D: D: D: D:

Fat people blaming their lack of restraint on food. Common for poor people to slather their food in mayo and then bitch about being fat.

>>384676880
Is this a joke? if they did mustard instead of mayo then we'd have a fucking competition

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>>384677458
Wait what

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>Ketchup will obviously win

Contrarian blood in my veins says Mayo then, I like Pearl better AND I eat Mayo with my fries.

>>384676967
Since before conception

>>384677376
>Ketchup
>Healthy

What?

I will always love me some ketchup on my hamburgers and hotdogs but you gotta be a complete retard to believe that shit is anything close to healthy.

only third world countries like america hate mayo

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>Mayo
>Not Mustard
Pearl lost decisively once again.

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I can't be the only one who prefers mayo on their hotdogs right?

>>384677375
Black dudes on Twitter who believe dousing an unbutterflied chicken breast with Lawry's = cooking have convinced the world that mayo is WIPIPO food, despite being huge in Central/South America and Japan. Mexicans fucking love mayo, and if you've ever been to a fair in the southwest, you can usually smell a combo of corn and mayo the entire day

WHY IS IT ALWAYS FOOD RELATED

What is the Japanese one about?

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>>384677560
>I eat Mayo with my fries.

>>384677476
>ketchup on any sandwich beside maybe a burger
What the fuck anon

>mayo isn't vegan
>ketchup is

Well that was an easy decision for me (I'm vegan).

STOP GIVING MY WAIFU THINGS I HATE

>>384677521
>mustard vs ketchup meme
the only reason mustard's even heard of is because it's yellow ketchup

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SALVA BRAVA O JÓDANSE

>a bunch of terrible condiments
however
>WHITE INK VS RED INK

>>384677675
t. American

You don't get to talk about food.

CUM
vs
BLOOD

which will you choose?

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>>384676880
Now, the real question :: mayo cake, or ketchup ice cream?

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How plebeian and uneducated do you have to be to pick ketchup over mayo, a really versatile ingredient?

Are you a child shouting for tendies?

Mayo is clearly and objectively superior.

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>>384677662
Cool of them to have a fag friendly option

Does anyone use pizza sauce instead of ketchup? Fries or burgers and even other, I like it on all

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You idiots will argue over anything

So will I, and that's half the reason I stick around, never change /v/

>>384677696
you have to go back

>>384676931
This desu

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Childhood is liking ketchup
Adolescence is preferring mayonnaise
Adulthood is realizing mustard is superior
Godhood is realizing that vegemite is the best

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>>384677758
>mayo cake

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Mayo god race

All of Germany will vote for mayo

>>384676880
>let's have a foodfight
typical burgerland

>>384677821
t. aussie

>itt people never tasted kewpie

>>384677662
There's vegan mayo you know.

>>384677632
literally nothing wrong with this, I do tartar sauce and that's basically a modified mayo

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>TFW White as printer paper and I have never liked the taste of Mayo

>>384677821
>vegemite
>not relish
get the fuck out

>>384677124
This. There are no winners in this battle of disgusting, slimy vinegar sauce.

>>384677758
I have heard of people who actually do enjoy ketchup with ice cream

>>384677895
I'm sorry for your loss

>>384676880
I love Marina but Mayo is my drug.

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Fuck mayo

>>384677821
I had an Aussie room mate once and he made me try vegemite.
It's beyond disgusting and you're all sick cunts.

Remember guys, no ketchup in the pizza

>>384677851
Literally says Nintendo uk right there

>>384677268
imagine being so fat as a country that your national controversies mainly revolve around mayonnaise

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what's with this stigma against americans?

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That's stupid Mayo is much more of a base and much less of a condiment as ketchup.

It really should've been Mustard vs Ketchup, mayo should take this by a landslide because it's more "important" in actual cooking but since mos t people actually notice condiments ketchup will win.

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>mayonnaise
>Not mustard
This could had been a good one

Fry/Burger Sauce

>>384676880
Mayo looks like cum, i want to see a squid with cum on her face. Also, BLOOOD!

mayonnaise is objectively better

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>>384677964
fuck off burger, literally every country on earth is laughing at you 24/7

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mayo

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>Getting ready for this war

>>384677923
they are sick in the head

Captcha: 9800 callie

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>>384677124
White people really hate spices, smdh

>>384677662
You really aren't helping to end the vegan meme...

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Mustard > mayo > ketchup

So mayo it is, then.
I'll even pick it if it's Pearl's team. Fuck it. Mayo must win. Ketchup is for tendie eating manchilds.

>>384677560
>Love Ketchup
>Love Pearl
Sorry, Pearlies, but I gotta support the red stuff.

>>384677978
Yeah that would have been much closer

>>384677124
I have always hated mayo and I am not sure if I just grew out of it or if it is because I no longer have plates of nuggets/fries like I did as a kid but I notice I can go like 8 months without noticing I have no ketchup in the fridge (bought some like 6 months ago and just realized I banished that shit to the fridge door I pretty much never use) though I do notice there are a few things like certain flavorless burgers that just taste awful without seasoning and even after seasoning are in need kf ketchup. Never cared for mustard but within the past 10 years I have had no issue with it being on hot dogs the rare times I eat them and just will not allow them on my burgees because it feels wrong.

They are technically dressing but I like blue cheese and buttermilk ranch on a lot of meat. Seasoning will always be superior , cook your food with enough seaoned variety and you never deal with the above stuff (I only have problems when the food I have didnt come from my own stove/oven like an office party or the once a week I get fast food)

>>384678003
we don't think about you at all

Okay guys the jokes were funny but we all agree hot sauce was created by god himself and is the top condiment, right? HAHA why am I even asking. you know it's true

both are vile

>>384678041
hey fuck you onsokumaru, I'll never post anzu for you again if you betray the mayo gods

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>>384678046
God tier seasoning>All other shit

>>384676880
This isn't really how I imagined the Race War would be like

>>384678079
because you're too busy with your heads up your asses, of course

you don't expect the animal in a zoo to pay attention to you either, but it's still fun to laugh and point at them

*autistic babbling*

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>>384676880
The drawing of the mayo is unnapealing as fuck and has those offputing dry cum yellow, what the fuck were they thinking? Poor mayonesse never had a chance.

>>384678079
Is that why you retards can't stop gibbering about Doctor Who and anime?

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Lets settle this once and for all, is sriracha chink sauce just a meme?

>>384676880
WHERE THE FUCK IS SOY SAUCE SQUADS? REEEEEEEE

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>>384676991
Pic related is your average mayo eater

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>>384678112
B-But I love Ketchup, man

WE

WANT

WORCESTERSHIRE

>>384678186
>Doctor who
literally who
>anime
only pathetic cucks

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>>384676880
>mayo instead of mustard
This splatfest could have been good.

>>384678209
no.

>>384678239
America sure seems to have a lot of pathetic cucks...

>>384676880
What are the splatfest ink colors gonna be? Are the Euros getting special ink?

>>384677847
Lolno

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horseradish is the ultimate sandwich sauce

>>384677842
I've never wanted to puke so bad in my life, fuck you

>>384678213
>soy sauce
>condiment

Let me guess, you're that white boy who floods extra soy sauce into his fried rice and noodles?

>Yellow vs Red ink

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>I have to side with Marina again

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>>384677268
I like both
Manga's name is Kengan Ashua. It's a good read

Nintendo NA twitter has the next NA splatfest up as well now

it's wall vs door

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Who /Sriracha/ here?

>>384676880
Friend Code swappin' anyone getting splatoon 2 in 2 hours and 30 minutes also got my Switch 3 days ago.
FC- 3139-6177-8504

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>>384677880
>Even ironically using tartar sauce

That's both morally and chemically disgusting anon, I would even go so far as to save its dramatically disgusting

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>>384678247
>>384678038
>>384677978
>>384677590

Literally only Americux eat that "white people (((spice)))" mustard garbage, because it's a tradition to put it on your (((hotdogs))) made of ground up pig anus and cow brain.

The rest of the world is busy having taste.

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>>384677476
>mayo only on sandwiches
>ketchup ON sandwiches

Are you for fucking real?

>>384678346
THE WALL

>>384678219
huuuurrrrr durrrrrrrrrr

>>384678209
Sriracha is fine in specific foods, noodles, soups, chicken, etc. I don't get how people put it on everything though because it's got way too earthy of a taste for me and the grit is fucking real and I can't stand it all that much. Also I'm big on hot sauces and heat and sriracha has no heat to it at fucking all and I'm really tired of it being advertised as such at food places because white people are so incapable of handling spicy food that sriracha is now the hottest shit in the world.

Peppercorn Sauce is the best sauce.

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>he eats fries without mayonnaise

>>384678365

hipster ketchup. pretentious garbage.

>>384678284
Might as well lick the wall faggot.

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What is the best dipping sauce?

>>384677960
Our national controversies mainly revolve around centuries-old racial tensions.

Is this fucking real?

Jesus wow

>>384678386
kek no?
ever been to europe at all? they love fries with mayo for example
you can also make some great aioli or deviled eggs

>>384678418
>eating fries without a proper dipping sauce

>>384678479
garlic sauce

>>384677760
Ketchup may be mediocre on all but fries, burgers, and hashbrowns, but mayo tastes like creamed vom.

>>384677618
Black people love mayonnaise, too. My nigger roommate douses everything in mayo.

>>384678523
10/10 reading comprehension you stupid ameriturd

>>384678479
Sherbert

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Ketchup

>>384678523
mustard he said

>>384677821
Vegemite is shit jelly, you Kangaroo Cunt.

>>384678386
Terrible attempt clown, mustard is univeral.

I've never had mayo. Mayofags suggest some fast food item featuring mayo and I'll buy it today.

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>>384678387
Mayo most of the time but there are some that ketchup can go on too.

I mean, at least I don't put ketchup on rice.

>>384678484
Ours are around fanatically despising our closest neighbour while also basically being married to them!

>>384678587
>I've never had mayo

yeah you have

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Curry

>>384678529
This

Both shit, but ketchup is for children and mayo can at least be used to relieve dryness on a sandwich.

t. guy who eats hot dogs with mustard and relish

>>384678323
yes

sometimes to steaks too.

Only faggots and bitches like swallowing sticky white shit

>>384677948
Adam Dudley makes a fair argument, though.

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>>384677458

>>384678381
t. ketchupkiddie

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>>384678386
>the white people can't spice their food meme

I experienced this meme first hand, went to a friends house.
>plain oven chicken
>boiled broccoli
>roast potato with not a hint of salt
>plain peas and carrots

Jesus christ, white people """"food""" is hilarious, the only "spice" is salt and pepper.

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Hey i'm another cunt reposting this manga page even if it was obvious that someone would do so before me, seeing how many replies the thread has already.

The only thing Ketchup is good for is being turn into BBQ sauce

Mayo is superior sauce with multiple flavor variants

>>384678479
szechuan
*burps*
god is n-not real

>>384678381
s c a m p i

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>mfw honey mustard

>>384678587
it's in literally everything anon. Ever eaten:

>Any sandwich not prepared personally by yourself?

>Anything "cool" or "ranch" flavoured?

>Anything French at all?

Plus it is basically oil and eggs, so you've had the constituent parts.

>not using the ultimate sauce, mayo+yogurt+garlic

>>384678715
>American food
>white people food
pick one

>>384678430
It's just a trendy barely hot sauce, how in the fuck could you consider it hipster?

>>384678715
This is bait but that's exactly how my mother cooked for fucking years

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>need mayo to make Garlic Aioli, God's dipping sauce
>can turn water, tomato, and sugar into almost anything better than fucking ketchup

>>384678601
>but there are some that ketchup can go on too.

Name literally one sandwich ketchup works with. I don't think even subway carries ketchup, and they're the sandwich fast food whores.

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Rock > Pop
Cake = Ice Cream
Mayo > Ketchup

Glad we settled this so far

>>384676880
Are you all seriously pretending these don't have separate applications? They are not just exchangeable, they go well with different things.

>>384678715
white people double-agent reporting, they do it because eating food needs to go down quick
why savor the meal when you can be playing vidya

>>384678728
I withdraw my complaint solely for you, you little scampi

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>Mayo vs Ketchup
>Milk sauce vs tomato juice
>It's another splatfest determined by who loves their waifu more

>>384678343
>Every mayo thread

>>384678783
subway do carry ketchup

Ketchup goes well on a bacon buttie or a nice sausage sandwich

t. britbong

>>384678479
Nothing compares to a well done onion dip.

>>384678783
Subway does indeed carry ketchup.
Also you can put ketchup on the steak and cheese subway sandwhich they have.

Maybe the roast beef too.

>>384678783
your subway arguement really only adds credibility to ketchup if anything.

Even though I agree

>>384678479
curry ketchup, my dude

He doesn't use mayo-ketchup. it exists and it's good

>>384678746
>Any sandwich not prepared personally by yourself?
why would sandwiches have mayonnaise
>Anything "cool" or "ranch" flavoured?
Not exactly common outside of America
>Anything French at all?
I live in France
They don't use mayo much.

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>>384678807
BUT I WANT MUH KETCHUP ON TENDIEZ MOOOOM MOOM WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHICKEN TENDERS I'M HUNGRY BOO BOO UH OH I MADE A DOO DOO

>>384678828
>not putting Brown Sauce on your Bacon Buttie
And you call yourself a Britbong.

>>384678828
>Having a bacon buttie without brown sauce.

I'm required by the queen to ask you to leave via the most convenient high cliff.

>>384678828
It does not, ketchup dominates the flavor of anything it touches. That said, it's pretty good with meatloaf actually

>>384678142
Then why is your country poorer, less discussed, and not a superpower?

>>384678715
>Get cooked a meal despite being an intruder
>Intead of commenting on your distaste for it you keep to yourself and try to shame unknown people online

So this is the power of Pajeets?

Mayo has far more uses than ketchup so it's objectively better.
Ketchup is merely a condiment

>>384678828
>>384678871
Really? Here in Mexico they have all kinds of condiments except ketchup.

>>384678931
>>384678929
kek, sorry anons but I only put brown sauce on my butties when I go to the greasy spoon

just doesn't feel special if I used it everyday, daddy's sauce is for savouring

>>384678935
>meatloaf

literally just a loaf of meat?

You combine the two together.

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>>384678407
>Have what is called a "geographic tongue" where there are cracks all over it
>Spice in particular loves to get in there and just be hot
>Can't handle much spice at all
>Constantly get made fun of because of it
>Even went so far as to eat a bit of ghost pepper to get people to stop
>I didn't taste anything for an entire day afterwards

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lol

>>384678807
Name ONE (1) instance in which ketchup is acceptable past the age of 5.

Go on. I'll wait.

>>384678962
>not mixing ketchup into your beer
you're a mexican, aren't you?

>>384678962
>Ketchup is merely a condiment

The question in the OP is "what is your favorite condiment?"

>>384678936
Europe is richer, discussed all the time, and is the centre of a controversy because people aren't sure whether it should be counted as a superpower.

BBQ sauce > Ketchup > Mustard >>>>>>>>>Mayonnaise

>>384679025
unfuck your tongue then senpai

>>384679031
Steak.

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>>384679031
Based on ketchup

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>>384676880
I think mayonaise has just been ruined to me by the countless restaurants and fast food places just dumping way too much mayonaise on burgers, I'm not sure if there is a huge surplus of mayonaise and they are getting kickbacks to get rid of as much of it as possible by dumping it into hamburgers but man, it is just always way too much and just overpowers the taste of anything else the burger has going for it into just a slimy bland mush.

Just fuck off with the mayonaise or at least just put a reasonable amount on, not tablespoons of it to where it oozes out when I take a bite of the burger.

>>384678828
I'll take your word for it but that still sounds gross.

>>384678871
I guess? But why would you ever use ketchup on a steak and cheese rather than chipotle?

>>384678935
Meatloaf is the one meal that necessitates ketchup.

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>>384676880
this fucking thread is a mess

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>>384679035

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>>384678715
>Friend's house "Sunday roast"

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A true gourmet uses condiments befitting the dish. What kind of autistic retard would stick to just one for everything?

>>384679085
>malt
What the fuck is wrong with you.

>>384678985
the fuck is brown sauce?

>>384679025
Look man, that sucks and I apologize for your bitch made tongue, but that doesn't mean I need to pretend like sriracha is hot because your tongue is gay.

>>384676880
Reminder that if you do not pick Mayo you are not white

>>384679123
a m e r i c a
also the uk

>>384679087
>putting ketchup on your steak
What kind of steak is that? A dollar store one?

>>384679031
I'm not particularly fond of pickles so ketchup is a must have on a hamburger.

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fish sauce

>>384679150
Holy shit I picked ketchup and became a Jew.

>>384679052
My opinion still stands.
Mayo is more than a condiment thus is superior.

>>384679130
Gravy.

>>384679123
>>384678715
>casseroles
>pot roast
>macaroni and cheese
>hot dogs
>burgers
>fish and chips

Why is white people food so boring?

>>384679115
I don't like spicy

All of Finland will vote for ketchup!

>>384679150
>anglo thinks he's white

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>>384676880
Both are shit tier condiments, only difference is that everyone who prefers mayo are morbidly obese, with ketchup it's half and half.
Still, this is a good comparison, since both splatoon girls are also shit tier.

>>384679167
Don't be silly. I go to good restaurants for my steak. I want well done done well, don't I?

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>Marina will be team ketchup
>ketchup will undeservedly win just because hurr muh marina voters

>>384679216
Fuck off Boogie

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I fucking love splatfests, we can have tons of condiment thread in plain view and it's 100% on-topic so mods can't do shit.

>>384679224
kek that's like calling ketchup red sauce...you don't call it that, do you?

>>384678386
And you know why people in America eat mustard? Because their ancestors back from Europe also loved it. Hell, it's part of our cooking since before we even used pepper.

>>384679185
For what is essentially concentrated fishrot worstestercestershire sauce is literally the most amazing thing on a pasta if you don't want a thicc sauce.

>>384679216
>My opinion still stands.
No it doesn't.

>>384679054
Europe isn't a country you fucking idiot.

In all seriousness, why Mayo? Why couldn't it be Ketchup vs BBQ sauce? Now THAT'S a competition right there.

>>384678674
this

>>384677632
the belgians invented fries and they eat them with mayo, thus making ketchupfags wrong

>>384679289
dfc vs cow tits when?

>Pearl will win yet again in Japan
LOL.

KETCHUP HAS ROBOTS, THEREFORE KETCHUP IS SUPERIOR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcniyQYFU6M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOz5sOiFnNA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C3D0rcFXrY

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WHO HERE

/V E R J U I S E/

>>384679240
Atleast we have food

>>384679278
Mayo has far more uses in cooking than ketchup ever has or will.
>implying ketchup is like tomato juice or sauces

>>384679325
bbq sauce is just improved ketchup

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>>384679325
I agree. I feel like Ketchup vs Mustard or Ketchup vs BBQ would have been a fiercer fight.

>>384679337
>wanting to be on the same side as the belgians

>>384679274
>tfw will never be able to eat mayocake again because splatfest enforcers will break into my home and speak unintellible baboon woomiberish at me until I splat myself

>>384679240
STOP CALLING BURGERS WHITE PEOPLE WE GAVE UP ON THEM LONG AGO

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>>384679390

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>>384676880
>Pearl will be Mayo
>Waifufags will go Marina
>Everyone else will go Marina for Catsup

Why Mayo? Why not Mustard, the actual opposite spectrum to ketchup?

The fuck?

>>384679224
lol no u uneducated swine

This is a shit comparison, you don't put mayo on the things you put ketchup on usually. Like, mayo is for sandwiches and making dressings while ketchup is for fries/burgers/hotdogs.

>>384679310
It does :^)

>>384679395

you must make some nasty fucking bbq sauce

>>384679454
In fact, you are wrong.

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>>384679390

>>384679240
But you love KFC right?

>>384679434
Because mayo is white and they want people to draw art of pearl getting splatted with mayo and white ink

>>384679379
Couldn't this technology be adapted for other sauces with enough investment and the right scientists?

big sauce denying mankind its destined future once again by only serving the lowest common saucinator

BBQ Sauce is the better Sauce, but because it is made from Ketchup I will be siding with Ketchup.

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>384676880
Depends on the food you're eating tbqh.

>>384679484
That's nigger food.

>>384679475
Oh the contrary I am subjectively correct

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>>384679452
>mayo is for sandwiches
>making dressings
What the fuck kinda sandwiches do you eat and if you don't use vinaigrette for salad what are you even doing in your life.

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>>384679434
>Catsup

Mustard is obviously superior to both, that's why it's not there.

>>384679386
I didn't know druids got their own bus stops

>>384679527
You are wrong, for subjectivity IS objectivity and I know for a fact you are objectively wrong.

>>384679379
>only a third of the time does it work as intended
nice try ketchup shitter

>>384679505
y u do this tripfriend, we are here for the video gaming discussioning

Fun fact: spices, sauces, and condiments are for poor people.

Good and expensive cuts of meat do not need anything added to them. They are naturally more delicious than anything you can add to them.
Of course, if you were poor, you wouldn't be able to afford those meats, nor would you be able to raise proper livestock to get it yourself. You'd have to buy spices to mask the flavor of poor cuts from low-quality animals. It's why things like the spice trade got so astronomically big - spice and poverty go hand in hand, and they're called the 99% for a reason.

It's also why all the historically poor regions of the world have people that love spicy foods; Africa, India, the Middle East and Central Asia, the Caribbean, South America, and rural China have all been shitholes throughout all of history, so it's no coincidence that races from those regions have a higher tolerance for spicy food. They have a genetic predisposition for it from generations and millennia of not having access to high quality food.

tl;dr if you like any sort of spice, sauce, or condiment, you have bad genes and an even worse lineage.

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I LOVE GRAVY DOUBLE D

>>384679534
Mayo + chicken on a sandwich is the only time I'll actually eat mayo.

I'm torn. I only put mayo on sandwiches and sometimes use it in making sauces. On its own mayo is pretty gross.

On the other hand the only thing I put ketchup on anymore is fries.

Why isn't mustard an option? It's the superior condiment.

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>there are people on /v/ RIGHT NOW at this VERY MOMENT who are such uncultured swines they put ketchup on their fries instead of mayo

I hate America

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STAND ASIDE PLEBS

DIPPING, BARBECUING, PUT ON A SANDWHICH, DON'T MATTER

>>384679619
Disgusting. Might as well eat a buttered egg.

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>>384679240

oh you want something exciting do you?

>>384679572
can you provide a sauce to back up your condiment?

>>384679585
It's shut the fuck up Onsokumaru's tulpa gone rogue, I don't even think its sentient anon

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True master race reporting in lads.

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>>384679516
Not a condiment but still god tier.

>tfw I have to go to the chinese market to get ingredients like this
>be the only white guy

>>384677124
Condiments really are low quality products aimed at the poor and uncultured

If a dish is made with a certain condiment in mind it's acceptable but that's not really the point of them, it's to load another food with a completely different flavor because children dislike variety

>>384679534
You're retarded if you think mayo isn't a common sandwich topping and mayo is used for potato salad/macaroni salad dressings.

>>384679594
Wtf! im a socialist now!!!!!!!!

>>384679524
They just love to eat it. It's not actually nigger food.

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>>384679648
>Mayo on fries

Europoors are truly repugnant animals.

Aren't condiments bad for your health?

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How do you do his other request? I see the little grey silhouette

>>384679648
Ketchup on fries is the way of the gods, man.
Mayo on fries is just fucking weird.

hey....what about relish?

>>384679651
>my backwater dark ages country only just got this shit in mainstream peasant markets.

I used to have to buy A1 at 250% markup before this shit arrived.

There's a honey mustard version I would literally kill everyone here to obtain regularly

>>384679672

fuck no

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mayo > ketchup, deal with it fags.

>>384679651
This with potato salad shouldn't be legal. It's just too good.

>>384678407
>tfw I literally can't eat siracha sause
>I cant eat a jalepeno bagel
What is your mouth made of man?

>>384679712
>american education

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Cut it, plebeians. We ALL know what the best condiment is.

https://youtu.be/XFpjLn3rIBM?t=2m34s

>>384679708
You realize that we invented fries, right? And that they are traditionally served with mayo?

Fucking americans and their food perversions

>>384679708
Don't you have to eat your butter on a stick?

>>384679712
Do you want to live forever?

>>384679325
It's an excuse to give us white ink.

Ketchup and mayo are low-tier trash and only good for fries.

I only have tomato sauce on bacon butties or oatcakes.

Otherwise I prefer mayo with fries or burgers. I do like the tomato sauce on 99p cheesburger though.

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>>384679662
eat my balls
>>384679693
Literally never heard of mayo for sandwiches.

Ofc it's used in salads but only by the lobotomised or soon-to-be-lobotomised.

honey mustard > everything else

>>384679672
That's just russian dressing

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>>384679557
I'm but a simple farmer, farming my (You)'s

>>384679787
Mayo can be good with other things as well. You can use it as a base and do more out of it.

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>>384679672
>premix poor-man's version of already poor-man's version of a far superior sauce

>>384679648
this

BBQ Sauce is made from Ketchup, so if you acknowledge that BBQ Sauce is superior to both then you must side with Ketchup.

>>384679815

do not confuse wholesome and delicious tomato sauces for degenerate ketchup

>>384679820
>honey mustard

Mah nigga. I always have it on a subway sandwich.

>>384679836
You mean Marie Rose.

>>384679787
WHO THE FUCK PUTS MAYO ON FRIES?
ARE OTHER COUNTRIES THIS BACKWARDS?
This is why it was mayo vs ketchup, you degenerates, most likely Japan included, think that's okay

>>384676910
fpbp

>>384676931
This this

>>384679904
>WHO THE FUCK PUTS MAYO ON FRIES?
The entire continent of people who invented them to begin with, you fucking uncultured swine?

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ULTIMATE SAUCE COMING THROUGH

1. Mix mayo and dijon mustard
2. Ultimate sauce

>>384679594
>He doesn't know that spices became a sign of wealth and privilege among Western European aristocrats toward the end of the Middle Ages as trade with the Middle East intensified

Rich Europeans became fucking obsessed with spices you historically ignorant pleb. Having an abundance of spices on hand was a sign of wealth and status, and dinner parties included just passing bowls of spices around to pour on their already spiced foods.

>>384679874
Oh is tomato sauce different from ketchup in america? Being a bong I just assumed they're the same.

Kinda like how the chocolate in America is shitter.

>>384679874
only sane man on the whole thread.

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Can one of you burgers tell me what the difference is between tomato catsup vs tomato sauce vs tomato ketchup

It depends on what you're eating though. I'd rather have mayo in a burger but I'd rather eat my fries for ketchup.

>>384679904
Ketchup + mayo fries taste good. Plus almost every fast-food joint has mayo on offer (above mustard even what the fuck), so guess you're the odd one out, faggot.

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The debate of true patricians

>>384679712
Everything in a normal american foodstore is bad for your health.

>>384679904
>ARE OTHER COUNTRIES THIS BACKWARDS?

we've got belgium, which isn't a real country, north america, which is beyond hope, and some asian countries, who cannot really be expected to understand european culinary culture

>>384680029
Right

>>384679961
No man, siracha, some japanese mayo, chili sesame oil, and soy sauce is the fuckin best

>>384679960
If the fries are even half decent they don't need anything on them.
Fug off

>>384679971
Nuh-uh being a shitty cook is a badge of honor.

>>384680029
The fuck is that spoonful of disease in the middle?

>>384680004
I thought catsup was a joke name making fun of ketchup, is it actually different?

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both mayo and ketchup are dogshit, mustards and hot sauces are best

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>>384676880
Ketchup wins easily.
Mayo is fucking sickening and people who eat it should be shot.