THE STATE OF NINTENDO

This shit upsets me on so many fucking levels. Nintendo couldn't have fucked this up harder if they tried.

JUST MAKE IT OPT-IN AND LET THE PARENTAL CONTROLS GOVERN IT. BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! LET'S TRY AND FORCE SOME IDIOTIC APP ON PEOPLE SO THEY FEEL MOTIVATED TO PAY OUR SUBSCRIPTION FEE!

>>384488968
Look at all those attachments in there. Nintendo has always made shit hardware and then added tons of overpriced peripherals just to restore functionality to their shit. That's pissed me off since forever and I will never not be mad.

It's intentional. Do you want to hear how someone 1/3 your age fucked your mom?

Explain to me right now why I should bother with Splatoon 2 especially with this retarded nonsense. Keep a few things in mind:

>I hated the first splatoon
>I hate any game with online multiplayer
>I hate shooters without KBM support

Nintendo has nothing to offer me.

>>384488968
this looks fucking awful

>>384489441
>implying this wouldn't still happen
how delusional are you that you feel obligated to defend this shit?

>>384489573
>I hated the first Splatoon

Then you just answered your own question. Splatoon 2 is the same, but more of it. I swear, it's as if this whole board loses its mind once Nintendo releases something.

>>384489441
...............................yeah

>>384489573
>caring about voice chat at all
>even wanting to use it
>not just sitting on discord/vent/ts/mumble if you care that much
>letting voice chat dictate whether you have fun with splatoon 2 or not

kill yourself

>much voice chat

>>384488968
this is so retarded i don't even get it, anyone to explain? it better be not not what i'm thinking it is

>kotaku
kys

>>384489573
Why are you even asking this question

>>384490064
The voice chat issue is justone problem I have with Splatoon. If the rest of the game wasn't a disgusting trash heap of poor decisions, I could ignore it.

>>384490483
You just have different taste then

wait for model revision, it doesnt even have new games right now

this is actually one of those "what were they thinking" moments
people will have a good laugh at this in 10 years

>>384488968
>headset plugs into a thing which plugs into the tablet as well as your phone at the same time

Why would they opt for something so stupidly convoluted?

>>384489573
If you hated the first Splatoon obviously you'd hate a blatantly iterative sequel of it.

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>>384488968
I bet Myamoto designed it like this just for the purpose of it looking like a squid

>>384489573
What kind of a fucking retarded question is that?

>why should I game I have no interest in should interest me?

That's how retarded you sound

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>>384488968
lmao and nintenbros pay for that online service (with shitty tick rate and no dedicated servers)

>>384489573
>hated splatoon 1
why would you even ask /v/ to sell a game that you don't like to you? especially a shooter because you know that genre is PROUD of being rehashed every 2 years

>>384488968
I like how they purposely threw it together to make it look like a mess.

>>384488968
This shit is so brutaly retarded i cant even, JESUS.

Thank god i would never think about using voice with my switch, still holy fuck nintendo what in the fuck were you guys smoking.

Voice chat was obviously a complete afterthought.

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>>384490943

>>384489145
It has nothing to do with wanting to shelter kids from voice chat. Switch just isn't powerful enough to do voice chat and run a game at the same time. Of the system's 4 A57 cores, 3 are reserved for the game and one is reserved for the OS. You'd need a dedicated core to handle voice chat, which would mean less processing power for the game since the OS's core can't be sacrificed

>>384489836
>>384490064
>>384490432
>>384490837
>>384490962
>>384491038
Yeesh, no need to be so angry. I asked only because there have been so many games whose first installments I hated, but I got into their sequels because they improved so many retarded decisions. I can't tell you the amount of RPGs that have fit into this, like the Tales of Series.

>>384488968
This setup still doesn't make any sense to me, can you use the headphone jack even if it's docked?

Ideally couldn't they just make a wireless headset that can take 2 inputs?

>>384490723
Except they won't. Nintendo fanbase is the only one who supports these backwards decisions and the only reason Nintend keeps getting away with it, they KNOW people will buy it. Also, do not forget this is paid online we're talking about

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>all those seething Sony cucks itt
Top kek. Enjoy your no games till QTE capeshit simulator.

>>384491245
>It has nothing to do with wanting to shelter kids from voice chat. Switch just isn't powerful enough to do voice chat and run a game at the same time.
You're literally retarded. Like actually. The motherfucking DS could run voicechat.

Stop memeing. I love how you tried to bamboozle me with idiotic tech stuff in an attempt to give yourself more credibility.

>>384491303
>can you use the headphone jack even if it's docked?
Yes.
I regularly plug my switch into my amp.

Does the app have ads?

>>384490790
Isn't effectively an audio splicer so you can get the audio from both sources into one device?

>>384491246
do your own research
asking someone to shill to you is asking to be burned
you make yourself sound reasonable so don't just say you're too lazy to do the only reasonable thing available by googling the changes spla2n makes to the old game

>>384488968
Anyone trying to make this look like a blunder of the century is a faggot, but lets be real, there's no defending this. It's a good thing most games with voice chat turn to shit anyways. PCbros know it.

>>384491420
Why would it have ads?

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>>384491245
>You'd need a dedicated core to handle voice chat
You're hilarious.

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>>384488968
>Want to play Splatoon 2 with friends
>hop on discord
>problems solved

Why the fuck would I do all this? I want to play comfortably from my couch.

>>384491547
Most of the info on Spla2n is from clickbait articles and Nintendo websites. I have a natural distrust of those clowns for obvious reasons.

>>384491415
I'd say its a mixer

Ideally the headphones should have been wireless and you just connect your phone to your switch via the mixer. Not ideal but way better than all these wires.

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>mfw real life friends so all i have to do is call them over the phone with a headset and play

Nintendo doesn't know what the fuck to do anymore.

How do nintendo continue to consistently fuck up online every single time? It's like they only have a vague understanding of the internet so this is the best they can come up with.

>>384488968
>kotaku

>>384491737
Shitposters are ragging on Splatoon 2 as hard as they can by finding stuff we knew about for fucking months, but it only matters now.

>>384491634
It's a free app, ain't it? I assume most of them subject their users to ads.

>>384491385

The DS had no native voice chat that could run in the background independently. I don't know what you're talking about

Why does Splatoon needs a fucking voice chat? This is stupid.

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>Have to use Discord to play Sla2n with the lads
Not a problem.
>The headphones I use for my PC are noise cancelling so I can't hear SHIT from my TV
Problem.

>>384492012
None of Nintendo's free apps have had Ads.

>>384492056
No it had several games with in-game voicechat that could run while the game was playing.

Now you're trying to move goalposts again, and continuing with your moronic little attempts to trick me with technical jargon.

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>>384491372
>Enjoy your no games till QTE capeshit simulator.

Excuse me? Are you still playing Zelda?

>>384492127
This will almost certainly run Nintendo's ads.

>>384492168
Sony paid for reviews for all of those games.

>>384492116
>pull one side away from ear
Problem solved.

>>384491807
well where do you think we're getting the info from?
/v/ isn't some insider site, we get the same info you would and twist it to shitpost about
do your own research, get your info from the maker of the game, and wait a week to see if they weren't flat out lying, which usually only happens when the director wants their face recognized like todd howard or sean murray.

>>384490483
Everything about Splatoon 2 that we've played so far is better than the original.

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I see Nintendo's problem, but their solution was just terrible.

>hybrid console
>could have input jack like the 360/x1/ps3/ps4 controller
>this works great for portable mode but screws things over when you want to dock

Why didn't they go with one of these options:
1. wireless bluetooth headsets
2. input jack on left joycon(works in portable and docked)
3. make cheap $39.99 controller with input jack and require players have this model or the more expensive pro controller(also has input jack) if they want to voice chat

>>384490723
Im laughing at it now.

>>384492168
>literally the only good game on that list is BB
Damn...rly jimjams the cashews huh...

>>384492258
I wear glasses, I can't do that.

>>384492236
It'll probably give you a news update feed but that's about it.

>>384492056

Metroid Prime Hunters did

>>384491562
Can you think of worse? Every VR set up looks less intrusive than this. Haven't seen anything this bad before and I thought the plug into the controller set up was shit on ps3 and xbox.

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>>384492293
>still has a retarded, restrictive online userface
>singleplayer is still casual garbage that even a 5 year old could beat
>people would rather masturbate to the squid sisters and newcomer Marina than actually play the game
>still no KBM integration

It is trash sempai.

>>384489441
>Not muting children immediately
Are you fucking retarded? Also
>"I fucked ur mom xD"
This doesn't happen anymore, oldfag. Times have changed a bit since you last got over your social anxiety and put on a headset

>>384492145

I'm not that guy, I'm just saying it's not the same thing. Devs can implement their voice chat solutions into their games by budgeting resources available to running software, but it's another issue to provide voice chat that runs in the background. You don't need an entire core for that but you do need to budget resources available for the OS.

It's easier to just fucking download Discord or some shit on your phone instead of this trash Nintendo software that is probably riddled with bugs and security loop holes.

>>384492463
>>still no KBM integration
The gyro controls are fine. It's a console shooter.

>>384491842
Ideally the switch would have voice chat so none of this would be needed.

>>>>384492168
lmao faggot why did you put miku in there

>>384492463
>still no KBM integration
>Implying this is a valid complaint
>PCfags

>>384488968
the splatoon headset would be pretty sick if it was all bluetooth and just paired with the Switch like it bloody should. what's the point of going through all that when there's going to be no one to talk to?

>>384489441
more like
>do you want to hear anyone at all because maybe 1/50 people will bother with this shit?

I'm sure for the sake of your argument, your answer would be "yes." Which would be covered by having a "mute all" function like games have had for over a decade.

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>using voice chat in shooters
the only time this is acceptable is if you're playing with friends. I wonder if you're playing in console mode you can just hook into your phone, or if you still have to put up with this. Seems weird that you'd have to mix the audio.

>>384488968
BREAKING NEWS: Nu-tendo is fucking retarded. They have been since around the gamecube. Sadly.

>>384492526

The discord phone app is bad in its own way though.

whoops the reply was ment for >>384491372
not for >>384492168

>>384492560
well thats what I meant

>>384492463
>no KBM
jesus christ. i was kind of with you up until then.

>>384492510
>but it's another issue to provide voice chat that runs in the background.
Yeah but that's the moving goalpost. Nobody is talking about a party chat system akin to what's on PS4/XBL. This shit is just for Splatoon.

>>384492594
I use voice chat in overwatch to tell people to stop playing like garbage

>>384492431

It's not native to the DS, retard. It's part of the game software

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>>384488968
>mfw this was all done so the Switch has less software to exploit
>people already have kernel access

>>384492716
No you don't.

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>>384492556
>>384492590
>>384492708
>people will actually defend console controls instead of KBM, which is objectively better in every single area ever conceived by man

>>384492463
>Samurai Jack/Simpsons/Spongebob poster
>always retarded
Am I the only one who started noticing this shit lately? This is a fucking conspiracy

>>384492716
>Faggots like this exist on /v/
Not surprising

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>>384492802
>a console game should have KBM because I'm an autist that wants an unfair advantage over people that don't want to use them
at least have your complaints be realistic.

>even Kotaku is shitting on it

What was Nintendo thinking? Honestly? It's like they make things unnecessarily convoluted just for the sake of it.

ITT people who will eat DICKS AND CROWS in two days

lmao amirite? pls laugh i even made that screencap

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>>384492802
Use the gyro controls, retard.
It's a console shooter. If your MUH KBM shit bothers you that much play Splatoon on your PC.

Go point-and-click somewhere else.

>>384492802
>he thinks that every console uses twin sticks instead of the superior gyros.

>>384489441
>Its literally okay when Nintendo does it! they cant do anything wrong!

Why do people comment on something they haven't researched? 85% of the people saying it's a blunder act like you have to use the Hori headset. That's literally a 3rd party accessory purely intended for handheld mode, it's just a head set with a audio splitter. All you need is a mic and phone. If you hate that sure, but don't act like the audio splitter is a required aspect of it

>>384492802
>wanting to plug a keyboard and mouse into a portable
>not knowing that gyro controllers are great and way better than using the sticks
I play on PC primarily and I'm not even as much of a bitch as you

>>384492986
>DICKS AND CROWS
Can anyone explain this new meme to me?

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That's actually a brilliant move from Nintendo.

They have done it with all their previous consoles.
1.-Release a first revision. Barely functional and with lots of design flaws.
2.-Release a new functional version a year later. All consumers have to repurchase the console again. Pretty much doubling the sales.

They have done it since the DS, and casuals always fall for it.

See you in a year with the iSwitch, voice chat included.

>>384492802
>KBM whining in a thread about a console game
you realize you're the guy who talks about linux in console war threads right? you're entirely not a factor here but you keep posting anyway.
you want kbm in consoles? it's gonna take some company-level influence to make anyone try.

>>384488968
This looks absolutely mad.

Also holy fuck someone doesnt get rid of notifications on their phone

>>384488968
Is there an actual technical reason why the Switch can't use bluetooth headsets? it makes no sense

>>384492716
>overwatch
You're just as much of a dumb faggot as the people you're yelling at.

>>384492868
>>384492940
>>384492990
>>384492996
>will literally defend an absolutely horrific control scheme that has no place ever being in a video game
>is even against the OPTION of using KBM

For what purpose? why can't I at least be allowed the option? You can use your gyro, but let me use my KBM. If there's such a divide in quality between the controls, then perhaps gyro isn't all its cracked up to be. If gyro was so good, there shouldn't be a problem.

>>384492301
>put a jack input into one of the joycons
>problem solved
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>>384493139
I guess it only supports one Bluetooth device and that's the controller.

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>>384492940
>>384492990
>>384492996
>>384493046
>>384493114
Not an argument. I'd rather play Overwatch which has superior controls than this kiddy garbage made for cripple retarded children.

How hard is it to just have ingame voice chat?
you're already using the internet arent you?
What is the issue?

>>384493021
>All you need is a mic and phone.
that's still retarded. in the year 2017, they should be focusing on making things easier, not more complicated.

I'm in the mindset that this is just their way of getting people to download their app.

>>384493114
>>384493046
Again, why isn't the option present? You can use KBM in shooters on other consoles, like with Overwatch.

Why wouldn't you just use Discord? I know this is garbage but why does anyone care when there's better services out there anyway?

Imagine being so bad at games you rely on KBM as a crutch

>>384493186
>why can't I at least be allowed the option?
Because I don't like you and your whining KBM ass.

>>384493223
Then, by all means, go play Overwatch.

>>384493304
Most people do use discord.

I refuse to believe anyone non shitpostingly crying for no voice chat is older than 16 years old. It's such a non issue, if you have friends you can chat with them already and with better tools, and anyone wanting to voice chat with strangers to better synchronise with their team while solo queuing in a party shooter deserves to get shot.

>>384493259
ecause any sort of contact between players leaves the company at least partially liable for dumb shit the players do.
like, you know, when people were sending dick pics to children via swapnote. That sorta shit. This obtuse and annoying control scheme almost ensures no children are gonna use it.

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>>384488968
They obviously did this on purpose so they can say 'HEY LOOK WE FIXED IT WITH THE """NEW""" NINTENDO SWITCH MODEL SEE WE LISTEN TO OUR FANS'

>>384493324
>kindly asking for a basic feature in pretty much all shooters is "whining"

How much do you get paid to shill?

>>384493297
>You can use KBM in shooters on other consoles, like with Overwatch.
And it makes Overwatch a fucking joke.

>>384489441
I honestly love how the nintendo fanbase is just so behind times just like the same company they defend

>>384491372
>mind control
nigga you can still suicide and die with some dignity

>>384493186
>For what purpose?
I already gave a reason. It gives an unfair advantage over people that don't want to use it or don't want to buy a pay2win peripheral or can't use it because this is a damn handheld system for many people. KBM is far superior to gyro recenter boogaloo.

>>384493406
>basic feature
>rarity on consoles
>basic

>>384493397
>>384493397
>>384493397
100% this

>>384492238
Yeah, right, whatever helps you sleep at night.

>>384493406
>basic feature in pretty much all shooters
So I can play every shooter on Xbone and PS4 with M&KB then? Is this what you're saying?

>>384493445
>controller is shit because it works too well

nah

>>384493406
>Basic feature
On PC, yes. It's RARE AS FUCK on consoles.
Splatoon 2 is not on PC.
>It's not whining.
>Implying your Samurai Jackoff picture wasn't fucking whining

>>384492634
How? I'm honestly asking. It seems decently solid to me. Occasionally notifications won't work but that's the only bug ive encountered

>>384493436
So what you're saying is that you've never played a game online at all.

>>384493601
hey dude that last season was the shit

>>384493383
Theres nothing to be liable about with voice chat.
Did anyone ask nintendo to give them an ability to send dick pics to kids?

>>384488968

It's Nintendo, the little adaptor to connect your phone to the switch is probably going to cost like $90. They've always done shit like this and always will.

>>384491245
How come the OG Xbox was able to handle voice chat with a 733 MHz Pentium III and 64 MB of RAM then?

>>384492990
Gyro only works on the Y axis, which is fucking retarded.

>>384493686
>hey dude that last season was shit
Literally Gurren Lagann: The Ending, but written worse.

>>384489145
Parental controls is an app too :Y

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>>384493739
>>384493560
>>384493406
>>384493103
>reddit spacing

>>384493686
Except for that ending.
Really could have done with an additional 2 episodes.

>>384493739
>It's Nintendo
It's not actually, it's Hori. So the pricing is out of their hands.

>>384488968
Those squid headphones look cute.

>>384490417
>when you want to defend nintendo so bad but cant so you get desperate for anything to reply to

>>384493841
Who are you quoting?

>>384488968
Useless games media outlet pokes fun at voice chat system that is also useless.

>>384493397
fuck, I think this guy is on to something

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>>384493841
>not knowing what reddit spacing even means

>>384492002
yes shit like this matters you retarded drone

>>384493794
Sticks only work on the Y axis you retard. Gyro is completely free.

>>384492116
Just get a standalone mic and use headphones for sound.

>>384493817
>muh waifu

the ending was perfect

>>384491372
>calling other consoles "no games"
>the switch has literally one game that people actually care about.

And that's literally not figuratively

>>384494095
And it was perfect-er when TTGL did it.
Jack couldn't even rip it off properly.

>>384494208
>BotW, Splatoon 2, SMO, Xenolade, NMH3, Prime4
>one game
I know that counting is hard but you really ought to try harder, Sony bro.

>>384493428
>>384493445
>>384493501
>>384493519
>>384493549
>>384493601
The arguments essentially boil down to this:

>some of us don't want to buy another peripheral to keep up with the people who use a KBM
>but we'll call people poorfags if they don't want to pay for Nintendo's online and/or buy DLC and microtransactions in other Nintendo games

>it's rare on consoles, even though this was the exact same excuse as to why people supposed wanted gyro in the first place because "it was a rarity and so it could revolutionize console gaming". Therefore the same should apply here

>not alot of other consoles make use of it!
>which isn't an argument because the Switch shouldn't be like other consoles. it should be emphasizing the best of the PC by letting KBM be a default option, instead of emulating garbage PCs that only let you use controllers for most games

Essentially you hate fun and just want stagnation. That's the summation of all the arguments.

>>384493397
I wouldn't doubt it either.

>>384494402
>BOTW
>Xenoblade
>NMH3

Anon, he asked for games, not cinematic movies.

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>>384494402
>BotW, Splatoon 2, SMO, Xenolade, NMH3, Prime4
>unreleased games and multiplats
I think the one who should try harder is you famicom

>>384494408
>alot
A lot*

>>384493995
Incorrect.

>>384494408
The arguments essentially boil down to this:
>I am a fatass manchild that wants to use my keyboard and mouse because I know I'll get fucking stomped by literal children otherwise.

Use the gyro.
KBM is rarity on consoles, not standard.

>>384494579
>i've never played Splatoon

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>>384488968

THE FUTURE OF NINTENDO

>>384494510
Did you mess up your Sony fag shitpost?

>>384494526
>unreleased games are somehow not games
Unless you are implying that they will somehow get cancelled I don't see the problem listing them.

>point of the console is to be portable
>just bring it to your PC and use discord with your friends

>"I want to talk with my team"
great idea, I'm sure your experience will be THRILLING with litteral children going apeshit in their mic or manchildren starting to talk shit about being here since splatoon 1

there's a reason games have less and less interaction with the enemy

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>>384494645
>I am a fatass manchild

>>384489441
>Do you want to hear how someone 1/3 your age fucked your mom?
/ss/ is my fetish anon, so yes

>>384488968
>caring about the voice chat when discord exists

>>384489573
ok

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>>384488968
Nearly every all my gaming sessions are already a cluster fuck of attachments and adapters, so I'm used to this kind of stuff. I used to even use my phone with battlelog while playing BF4 to see where everything was currently happening on the map while playing on my PS4.

But this is excessive/stupidly complicated even to me. Was it really that hard to add a spot on the switch to plug in a headset? It doesn't affect me either way, even if I liked splatoon I'd just use my PC to talk with friends like I already do when playing other games on other consoles. Still, they could have made this simple for the normies. It only hurts Nintendo not to do that.

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>>384494712
A shitpost would imply that it wasn't true. but don't worry, I give sony the same amount of heat for their poorly made trash as well.

>>384494579
>i am dumb
we know anon

>>384494408
KBM is not a standard controller and thinking Nintendo would even give two shits of supporting it is retarded.
The gyro controls are perfectly fine. It's not like using a controller on any other console where you can't aim for shit.

>>384488968
so, why are you this assblasted?

>>384494402
thanks for proving my point

>>384488968
I didnt see you complain we sony and microsoft were doing it huh biased fraggot

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>>384494764
WRONG!

I am a skeleton.

>>384493702
>nothing liable
>until the kid starts screaming NIGGER NIGGER FUCK NIGGERS because he heard it on splatoon
yeah there's a lot of liability there.

>>384494408
Even though you're still going on about it. I can see that you now know why it's stupid to complain about not having KB/M support in a game like Splatoon 2.

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>>384494714
>Unless you are implying that they will somehow get cancelled I don't see the problem listing them.
Well then i guess the PS4 has the most games for years since they have lots of unreleased games, compared to them the switch is truly a nogames machine

>>384488968
This setup is completely retarded.
That said, it won't affect me at all. I liked the first Splatoon, and I don't give a shit about voicechat.

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>>384494704
Neither have you apparently.

>>384494882
>BotW has less than two hours of cutscenes in an 80-hour game
Wow.

>>384494882
Oh shit it's the fucking AC fag again abandon thread

>>384494706
>Joycons permanently attached

Into the trash it goes.

>>384488968
Lol
Why would you ever need to use voice chat in handheld mode?
>/v/ memes about wahoo bing bing
>complains about not being able to voice chat in public

>>384492463
>5 year old could beat
It's almost like.......................................................this game.........................................is for...............................................children.........................................................woah

>>384491372
>people hating on the switch

>m..must be Sony c..cucks!

>>384494918
Hes back at it lads

Nintendo's #1 unpaid shill enters the fray

>>384494910
>The gyro controls are perfectly fine.
No, they're not. For one they're terrible in terms of how you handle the camera. Unless you keep the controls perfectly still, gyro just wobbles everywhere. Not to mention you had to constantly reset the camera because of how awkward it is to use while on the go. A KBM is objectively superior in all of those areas. Shoot, I just turned off the gyro and played the game with dual sticks, still had a better time. It's not like the casual filth that was the singleplayer even challenged me.

>>384495115
But, why are you so assblasted?

>>384493626
Yes but with less cable shit that nintendo is trying to shove in nintentard asses

>>384495058
>guys i am really dumb look
anon, we know ok?

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>>384495041
>they have lots of unreleased games
Spider-Man and.......

>>384495058
Are you retarded or do you not know the difference between sticks and gyro?

Nintendo wants nothing to do with toxic online gamer culture......they just can't come out and say it. So they will continue to pretend its a child issue.

>

>

3

8

4

4

9

3

8

4

1

Is there a problem anon?

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>>384494882
I hope the next Armored Core has tons of cutscenes.

>>384495142
But, assblasted as you are, why?

>>384495036
It's not stupid. I'm the customer, so I have a right to demand a basic feature like that in any game. Corporate shill begone.

>>384495062
>80 hours of combat
>but all of that is completely unplayable and ruined if you take out the 2 hours of cutscenes, according to every nintendo game

Relaly makes you think.

>>384495225
Do i need to post the pic with all the upcoming PS4 games? Do you honestly want to get humilliated this badly?

>>384489145
>butthurt sonybro in disguise

>>384495161
>on the go. A KBM is objectively superior in all of those areas.
You wouldn't be using a keyboard and mouse on the go, you dumb nigger.
Also >>384495058
You can adjust the sensitivity.

>>384495140
Only Sony fans are this autistic.

>>384495380
yes, they are quite assblasted. I do wonder why

>>384494882
>pokefag will defend their movie
lmao

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>>384495331
>basic feature
On PC, not console.

>>384495191
>>384495235

You literally cannot aim left or right with gyro in splatoon 2.

>>384488968

How backwards is Nintendo? They are holding back gaming, glad the Wii U bombed.

>its another Nintendo thread turns into a dumpster fire because Nintendo fanboys get triggered when people show imperfections and start shouting 'Sony cuck!!'

>>384495357
>You wouldn't be using a keyboard and mouse on the go, you dumb nigger.
Yes, I would. I do it all the time when I want to play smaller games on a laptop. Literally all I need is a table, and I get an objectively superior experience to any handheld.

>You can adjust the sensitivity.
Didn't help me in the slightest. And it didn't help that I still had to adjust and reset the camera every time I turned around.

>>384488968
but why would you even need to use voice chat for splatoon in the first place ?

>>384495485
why are you so assblasted?

>>384495485
spotted the playstation owner.

>>384495339
Why would I be humiliated? I have a PS4, retard. And post the pic anyway since I literally have no idea about any upcoming PS4 exclusive other than Spiderman. Oh right, I guess there's Cuck of War and Days Gone but I don't think anyone really gives a shit about those two.

>>384489441
Oh wow, I didn't know 4 yearolds play this game. Cool!

>>384495058
Aside from the fact that the anon said Y instead of X he's still right, gyro controls are always free meaning you can go left right up and down if you didn't know that already while the sticks are locked to the X axis when using the gyro.

Also just because it says it's disabled on the sticks doesn't mean that the gyro only covers one axis.

>>384490064
The issue is having 2 devices to do the work of 1, using vent doesn't solve the problem it just modifies it.

People have a right to be upset that Nintendo can't handle doing something that has been done by other companies perfectly for years.

>>384495485
They're even the same people browsing this thread
>>384480114
Just ctrl+f 'assblasted' and you'll see the biggest display of droning

>>384495473
So why would I want a console if they don't offer a good control scheme? Anything that isn't KBM should be promptly discarded as the refuse that it is.

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>>384492238
>paid
Some of them simply do it for free.

>>384495524
You would seriously prop your Switch on the table and try to plug a keyboard and mouse into it? Are you a retard?

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>>384490324

>>384495331
>I'm the customer
Potential customer, you mean. Not target audience. You can demand halal meat at the local butcher how many times you want, but he doesn't need to give any fucks while he still has the rest of the neighbourhood buying there.

>>384495639
Ok don't buy it? Whoa... mind boggling...

>>384495652
How is this even legal? Fucking Sony jews, man.

>>384495480
So what you're saying is that you never played the testfire or the splatfest.
Hell the first thing you do in the Splatfest is get a free tutorial where you have to use gyro aiming in all directions.

>>384488968
>Nintendorks WILL defend this

>>384495639
Then don't buy it, problem solved.

>they don't offer a good control scheme
Gyro.

>>384495225
Seems like you are having a hard time remembering. Here let me help

>death stranding
>kingdom hearts 3
>upcoming announced from games
>days gone
>Destiny 2
>Detroit
>red dead 2
>god of war
>spider man
>gran turismo sport
>marvel vs capcom

Now please reply with the green text about how none of these count because they don't personally interest you

>>384495664
It's far less retarded than needing a trifecta of wires connecting a headphone, a cellphone, and a SWitch together. Yet you claim that's a masterpiece of design.

>>384495771
I've played more than enough of the game. The controls are just terrible compared to KBM. And how dare you ask me to lower my standards when I still have to pay 60 bucks if I want to play this game?

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>>384488968
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU
LITERALLY
CANNOT
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP

>>384492116
Use a long 3.5mm male-male cable and line-in to your PC. How hard is that?

>>384488968
That's what happens when their chink-targeting tablet doesn't have enough room for mic capabilities.

>>384495524
Seems like your problem lies more with your flabby neet arms being unable to hold a 300 gram console straight for more than 10 seconds.
Start lifting

>>384495896

Why are you this assblasted?

>>384495790
Gyro isn't KBM. Therefore I won't consider it good.

>>384495560
>Oh right, I guess there's Cuck of War and Days Gone but I don't think anyone really gives a shit about those two.
Considering those had tons of views on YT and were popular on E3 but i guess that doesnt count also you shouldnt talk about games no one cares while posting XB2

>when you have to attack nintendo as much as possible before next Wednesday

>>384495849
Now you're just deflecting, because I didn't say shit about that abomination. It doesn't make you any less retarded though.

>>384495849
>I've played more than enough of the game.
0 hours, 0 minutes and 0 seconds isn't playing a game anon.

>>384495318
Quite the opposite my good chap. Im at work literally getting paid to shitpost rn. You on the other hand are choosing to spend your time defending a company that doesnt even know you exist.

>>384495941
My PC is across the room.

>>384489441
My baby cousin plays CoD and when I asked him what he thinks of voice chat he said he just mutes it because of bad language. Are Nintenchildren not aware that most voice chat games have mute options?

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>>384495896

>>384496039
But, why are you this assblasted?

>>384495806
>death stranding
>kingdom hearts 3
>Destiny 2
>red dead 2
>marvel vs capcom
Not exclusive
>upcoming announced from games
>counting games that literally do not exist
So that leaves another generic zombie game, a fucking racing game(lol) a game about a literal cuck and 1 potentially good game.
Amazing library you have there, m8.

>>384495806
which of those is supposed to be good again?

>>384488968
So Nintendo is the new Apple?

>>384491385
this.
>>384492056
fucking KYS you worthless shitter.

>>384496002
>large amount of views means the game is good
So I guess Minecraft is one of the best games ever then.

>>384495946
The issue is that I shouldn't have to do that. If I tell Nintendo to do something, their job is to bend over and accomodate me and then thank me for the opportunity. Stop being a corporate apologist.

>>384496013
Nothing about using a KBM on the go is retarded. It takes a little setting up, but that just means you need to choose your hardware properly. There's multiple keyboards and mice that are designed specifically for being on the go, and they're no less reliable than standard.

>>384496015
Even if I timestamped my copy of Splatoon, you'd call me a sonybro regardless.

>>384496204
>counting games that literally do not exist
>counting multiplats
See
>>384494714
>Nintendofags have to change the rules because they know they are losing
Sad!

>>384496395
Yes because you did not play it and therfore can not prove that you played it

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>>384493865
No one is defending this shit, but you're defending Kotaku.
Remove yourself from the gene pool, low test fag.

>>384496429
Why are you this assblasted?

>>384496395
>Even if I timestamped my copy of Splatoon, you'd call me a sonybro regardless.
Having a timestamped copy doesn't change the fact that you haven't played a single second of the game. After all you're still trying to say that the gyro controls work on one axis.

>>384496358
>So I guess Minecraft is one of the best games ever then.
Considering it's more popular and sold more than most nintendo games, yes

>>384496429
SMO, Xenoblade, NMH3 and Prime 4 are all announced though. Meanwhile From doesn't have a single game in development.

>>384496516
How did you somehow manage to take a blurry screencap?

>>384494408
believe it or not KBM isn't fun on the couch

>>384490790
because nintendo had no self awareness when designing the mobile app and hori has no shame

>>384496516
Literally who

>>384496395
>their job is to bend over and accomodate me and then thank me for the opportunity
they seem to be doing okay without you

>>384496516
kys tripfag

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>>384495896
This is a repeat of the "wireless" iphone

>>384496539
I know that you are being ironic but there are people out there who genuinely think like this and that's fucking scary.

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I'm fully convinced that the people at Nintendo were on drugs when they thought of this shit. I mean, how else can you think this stupid contraption is actually an improvement over the simple push-to-talk voice chatting several games already had on the Wii U? This is a downgrade, pure and simple.

>>384496516
Why does Platoon even need voice chat at all? Shrewd move on ninty's part considering the only people pissed are people who wanted to yell at children anyways, they deserve to be punished

>>384496762
and look how much that hurt apple...oh wait

>>384496395
>Even if I timestamped my copy of Splatoon
You won't do it in less than the 5 minutes that takes you to contact that one friend of yours who has the game

>>384496584
NMH3 was never announced tho, Suda just used a Travis pic to hype people, that leaves you with a Other M 2, ANOTHER mario game and a offline MMO, not the best of libraries

>>384496457
>>384496521
>Yes because you did not play it and therfore can not prove that you played it
Oh please. Not only did I beat the singleplayer using nothing but dualsticks, but with almost no effort on my part, got online to rank A. and mind you, I hate gyro controls, so let me detail how stupid that is that you can get that far regardless. But like you said, you will refuse any evidence I give. You are sadly a console warring child who only wishes to sow discord. Infact, let me even be as bold as to claim that neither of you have ever touched a PC in your lives, and therefore your claim that gyro is better than KBM is laughable.

>>384496685
You could say the same of sony, that doesn't make them a good company. It doesn't make their hardware good either.

>>384496897
>still no proof

>>384496871
And here come the excuses.

>b-but that isn't yours
>t-that's obviously someone else's playtime
>y-you're just a sonybro

You willingly want to sabotage any effort on my part to prove that I've owned and played the game. That is pathetic.

>>384496875
and it's still more appealing to me than anything on ps4

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>>384496868
karma's a bitch AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAA

>>384496897
>But like you said, you will refuse any evidence I give
Okay then, provide video evidence of the gyro only working on one axis and I'll shut up.

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>>384488968
Wow, what a slick looking set up! Looks great, I love the phone holder on the Joy-Con Grip ™. Can't wait to get my hands on this.

>>384496875
>Other M 2, ANOTHER mario game and a offline MMO, not the best of libraries
Still better than another wife's son simulator and qte capeshit desu.

>>384496941
Why should I at this point? You just said you wouldn't accept it.

>>384497061
I never said that though? That was probably someone else.

>>384497013
You need to be more subtle.

>>384497034
damn...apple is finished..........you showed me

>>384497124
>He can't prove anything
sad

>>384497124
The burden of proof is on you baby, you are just damage controlling right now.

>>384497034
>"Analyst"
>implying this has anything to do with money and not supply shortages for materials

>>384496313
Nintendo is the original Apple

>>384497116
>>384497026
>im gonna have my garbage and eat it
ok?

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>>384495896
What went wrong bros?

What the fuck happened to nintendo to think of doing something like this?

>>384497296
Why are you so assblasted, tho?

>>384497124
>I never said that though? That was probably someone else.
Then why did you even jump into this conversation? Do you just reply to posts at random or are you just pulling the "I-it wasn't me!" card?

>>384494882
Fuck off AC-fag

>>384497132
>>384497205
>>384497262
Not an argument. but I'll tell you what. If I go into my storage and grab my copy of Splatoon and timestamp it for all of you guys, you have to promise that you will accept it as evidence, and furthermore you will no longer argue against me, as my opinion on splatoon will become undisputed fact. Got it?

>>384497363
Keep on never have played the game.

>>384488968
>wanting voice chat in a console game
For what possible reason

>>384497317
Why do you reply to anyone who say something negative about this with the same response? Why are you so assblasted?

>>384488968
>Kotaku
never

>>384497412
I want a simple promise, and I'll go and give you the evidence you want right now.

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>>384497473
>he doesn't have friends

>>384494882
>maybe people will take me seriously if I post it again

>>384497564
Go ahead fag, I know you won't

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>>384497589

>>384497589
>Nintendo fans
>friends
pick one

i don't think i've ever used voice chat on a console. or any in game chat on pc

>>384497680
First promise me the thing I asked for. If I post my copy of Splatoon, you can't argue against my opinion anymore, since it will be fact. You're dodging your responsibility here.

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>>384492168
>>384492238
>>384492359
>>384492575
>>384492692

Can't you just use a splitter?

>>384497764
It would be fact that you have a copy not that you played the game, I know you're stupid but come on this is simple to figure out

>>384497473
Fuck off friendless, loser. Some of use like the convenience of in-system chat services.

>>384497764
Post A rank too.

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>>384497589
>needing voice chat to play in person

>>384497740
Mario Kart/Party are *the* drinking party games

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>>384488968

>Kotaku

>>384497484
I'm wondering why you are so assblasted. Yet to get a response..

Anyway, why so assblasted?

>>384495639
>keyboard
>good
lmao you realize it's a tool for typing, right

>>384497564
I will accept your opinion as a founded opinion of someone who has the game and presumably has played it. Opinions can't be facts. Also, have a pen near the case too, for definite proof.

>>384497852
why would I own a game that I haven't played? did you even think that out?

>>384497897
Im chill, why are you so assblasted tho?

>>384497960
ur a tool

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>>384488968
Those app reviews. Fans are the worst. So much shill.

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>>384491372

>>384498019
why say you are chill when you are assblasted?

Also, why are you assblasted in the first place?

>>384497995
Yes, people have lots of game they never played, never heard of fucking backlogs? how young are you?

>>384497995
I'd like to see your steam library playtimes then.

>>384497986
Okay, that's all I wanted. Hang on for a second while I get the camera ready. Don't let the thread 404.

>>384497873
Do you honestly expect neo-/v/ to know what drinking games are? They're literally afraid of socializing.
I mean just look at this thread >>384485324

>>384488968
>W-Who needs voice chat in online console video games anyway!
This is laughably bad, the Switch really is just Nintendo's Dreamcast with a worse library.

>>384489441
You would be right if this contraption somehow only affected the underage. Except it doesn't, it can't. It affects every consumer, therefore the criticisms are valid for every consumer. You're legitimately retarded.

>>384498042
Why are you so assblasted?

>>384488968
>kotaku
>uses thumb enhancers
>puts phone on controller implying you need to put your face to the phone to speak even though they have a head set
>tied wire to make the entire setup look restricting and claustrophobic
>just generally doing a bunch of shit to make the setup more complicated than it is

why is kotaku pushing anti nintendo agenda? Did they stop paying for reviews or something?

>>384498028
Shut up

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>>384498136
Good thing Nintendo systems are predominantly local play consoles hell even Splatoon has it now.

>>384498042
You know that the Switch has a MUCH better library of games than either console did at this point in their respective lives thins gen, right?

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>>384498041
They're literally children, they don't know any better.

So I guess every Splatoon 2 thread is going to be riddled with disinformation about voice chat huh. Already we have hundreds of post across multiple threads of people acting as if you need the Hori mixer. I know it's just shit posting but still. Tortanic really was the beginning of the end for what little reasonable discussion we had on this board in the first place

>>384498042
>using a previous gen's library against a system that just came out
Should I post a comparison between PS4 and Gamecube libraries?

I hate the Switch too, by the way, but I also hate people who miss the point on why it sucks and try to trump up their own AAA shitheap system from it.

>>384492002
>but it only matters now.
Of a newfag, fuck off. Threads about this monstrosity have been popping up since the announcement. You always have the same arguments too, like your personal experience with voice chat is the same for everyone.

>>384498315
Why so assblast'd ?

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itt

>>384496204
Like clockwork.

>>384498242
>Did they stop paying for reviews or something?
Nintendo don't pay for reviews in the first place. Why do you think people have been shitting on Nintendo since companies started doing it?