>Join party >Hey anon, you got a mic?

>>384156718
>Yea, sup

>>384156718
>No, I'm a tranny or someone who pretends to be a girl for attention, but I don't want to out myself
They all know, OP.

>playing with cunts who don't even use a mic the entire time

I refuse to play with them. May as well be playing with AI. What's the point in playing with other humans if you refuse to talk to them?

>>384156718
I used a mic during a game ONCE in my life

After about five minutes I realised how ridiculous a grown man sitting in a room talking to himself was and have never used one again

>>384157384
You should have tried playing a multiplayer game anon.

>>384157384
>I used a phone ONCE in my life.
>After about five minutes I realised how ridiculous a grown man sitting in a room talking to himself was and have never used one again

>>384156718
>No, I don't have one anymore because the bullying is rough and unceasing

>>384158168
I was in a call with five good friends playing tf2, still couldn't shake the feeling that I was acting like a fool

>>384157384

Feeling insecure while alone in a room? Holy shit . What a beta.

>>384158305
>>384157384
I spoke ONCE in my life.

After about five minutes I realised how ridiculous a grown man sitting in a room talking to himself was and have never done so again

>>384157384
>>384158383
You are a faggot

>>384158432
Lel insecure even in privacy what a fag

>>384158305
But on a phone you are having a conversation

In a game you are just shouting "go left", " enemies ahead" etc

It's bizarre

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>>384158383
>still couldn't shake the feeling that I was acting like a fool

Now this is some supreme autism

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>>384156718
>tfw I have my mic but never say anything

>>384157123
This

>>384158432
>>384158489
>>384158567
I should probably add my family were laughing at me

>>384158383
Holy fuck you have autism

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>>384156718
>be hispanic
>know english but have bad accent and pronunciation
>never try to speak because I don't want to be bully

Life is suffering anons

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>join guild
>get on teamspeak for raid time
>it's just all the members circle jerking and talking about random shit

Why even make me get on there? I don't want to listen to you fucking fags make poop jokes for 4 hours

>>384158537
When you write half a phone conversation it's pretty nonsensical too. They're essentially the same thing. Like giving driving directions on a phone.

>>384158537
But in a game you are planning strategy with your team.

On the phone you are just saying "yes" and making other useless small talk.

It's bizarre

>>384158567
>>384158765
>the guy who was embarrassed playing children's games was the autistic one

Manchildren

>>384158824
Same ;_;

>>384158696
Do you live in a third world country anon?

Does your family know about technology?

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>>384156718
I hate this

>>384158824
I never rag on people's accents, as long as they are at least trying to communicate.

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>>384158967
You should feel pretty embarrassed for being such a fucking stooge.

At no point did the dumbass claim he was playing childrens games.

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>>384156718
>Naw but I can still listen in
the fuck is wrong with you guys? if youre too autistic to talk just say this

>>384159242
All games are for children you retard

>>384158824
I can never make fun of someone who knows two languages. I only know one so far.

>>384159242
>inb4 all games are for children

Manchildren never learn.

>>384157384
and yet here you are.

I only voice chat with people I know in real life.

>>384157384
You don't feel embarrassed about posting in a thread full of bots?

You're the only human here.

>>384156718
>Name has the word voice in it
>"Can we hear your voice?"
>Type in chat 'Sorry, mics broken'
>"That's Ironic."

EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. GAME.

>>384159587
have you tried not putting voice in your name if it happens in every game

>>384159587
Have you tried not being retarded?

Maybe you should try turning yourself off then on again.

>>384159418
That's not a fair criticism, you know no one can leave

>>384159192
>>384159356
Thx for that anons, I gonna try to speak more often with my team

>>384156718
>joins your thread
hey anon, got a mic?

>>384159887
Imagine if 4chan had voice chat in threads

Holy shit it would be a living hell

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>have a mic and alright voice
>can't think of anything to talk about or only talks when someone says something

>>384160013
It'd just consist of maybe one normal sounding guy who'd get drowned out by desus and kawaii-uguus followed by poor solid snake impressions.

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>>384159876
Good on you.

The effort of trying to be a team player is worth more than some jackass making fun of your accent. You're trying to talk in their language, it's not like they're making the same steps for you.

>>384160083
If a game doesn't call for communication, you're playing something too simple and easy.

Play something hard enough, and you'll find there's plenty to communicate with each other about.

>>384160013
There'd just be one person talking and all the rest of us bots listening, learning and waiting.

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>>384158537

>>384159876
Listen to this anon
>>384160219

>>384156718
What a faggot

this meme is shit
Nice thread OP

>>384158309
are you that bulliable

>>384158824
people wont make fun of you. they might make a few jabs here and there but it s all in good fun, man. stop being a faggot

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>too shy to use mic

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>>384160878
>only talk when someone is wanting to talk to me
Best option, honestly.

>>384160219
>>384160493
Thanks for the advice
>>384160847
Yes anon, it won't happen again anon.

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>>384161203
>why don't you talk more anon?

>>384160707
yes i am

>>384161364
they'll ask this once and then understand you're shy. just get to know them and you'll open up. if you dont, its ok.

if they keep pestering you, just explain it that you're shy. stop being so beta

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>>384156718
>sorry bruh, you got no mic you gotta go

What the fuck is this? It doesn't impact the game, do you only play with people you can try your weird roleplay shit on?

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>use you mic
>"no"
i dont want people listening to my conversations in the house be it family or the goverment, conditioing=BROKEN

>>384159356
That is quite admirable anon. I never thought that I would see something like this in /v/

>>384161705
>talking is scary, let me project weird shit to justify my fear.jpg

>>384161705
>It doesn't impact the game

It does actually.

>>384161874
I just didn't own a mic. Talk about projecting, damn.

>>384156718
I'm gonna bully every sissy posting in this thread. Starting with you, OP.

>>384161959
I suppose in team games, but this was in injustice 2

>>384158537
You can hold a normal conversation while playing? Infact 70% of our discord's coversations is just irl stuff or banter

>>384156718
This is what stops me from playing shit that absolutely REQUIRES a mic.

I'm just now getting into Warframe, and it's making me a little uneasy about doing anything in a party or getting into a clan or anything. I don't even know if there's mic shit, but I don't want to fucking talk to anyone. I'll listen, but I won't speak, still fucking hate being asked though.

>>384156718

Yeah, but I hate having headphones on and speakers give feedback.

>>384159356
>>384161821
virtue signalling doesn't score you points here

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>hey anon get on mic
>very well emerican friends I will be speakings
>wtf? fuck off russian! stoo hacking this game like you hacked our elections
>but friendmerican there is literally no proofs...
>shut russian, your alternative fact won't fool me.
>very well I will justs be leaving
>IT WAS HER TURN

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>>384160878
This

>>384162315
>Implying underage don't get super excited to hear Russian accents "suka bliad XDdD"

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>they start mocking my voice right away
>to make things worse, my voice echoes through someone's mic so i can hear myself properly

>>384162315
>tfw you won't have a polite and shy russian friend

>>384162486
Show your real face, Anon. It's not nice to lie to people over the internet with anime girl pics.

>>384160878
>overcome shyness when teammate is in unknown peril

I still feel shitty after speaking though

>>384160013
I don't even want to imagine it.

>>384162293
Touché

>>384157384
>>384158305
>>384158451
Yes, make the insecure beta retarded faggot look stupid as fuck. Calling yourself a "grown man" is childish as fuck to begin with. Fucking idiots, I swear

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>party members think you're a girl by your voice.

>>384162706
>posting face anywhere on 4chan
Bad idea

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>>384163063
>Party members acknowledge you as a average joe and treat you like a normal person would

>>384163063
Vocaroo, now

>>384163183
I did before on r9k. But then I saw a thread with an Anon who had a gallery of every single poster's face who posted. Got sp00ked.

>>384163183
Then don't bait for sympathy by always posting with moe pictures then ;)

>>384158383
>tf2
You should be embarrassed

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>>384162792
>let teammate die
>get flamed for not communicating

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>>384163378
Exactly
>>384163426
I wont stop

>>384163482
That's my point, I was fucking embarrassed

>>384163648
Are you asking for a bullying, Anon?

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>>384163780
n-no...

are these threads a meme?

>>384163063
>inb4 underage b&

>>384162315
Yeah, that happened.

>>384163997
4chan is a meme

>>384163997
dogshit thread

>>384163780
I've seen this sort of behavior before. grip the throat securely and lift up while using the other hand as you please

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>>384163997
mainly animeposters looking for a good assfucking

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>>384164343
>>384163987
That's it. I'm turning off the internet until you've thought about what you've posted.

>>384164505
Why, i'm not anime posting

>>384164505
You seem like a barneyfag tier retard

>>384164505
>You know someone just like this
Fucking weebs REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE kys

>>384164670
but why, i'm not anime posting

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>>384163063
>Never talk because I'm a girl (female)

>>384164505
queen's blade is my favorite anime, what's your favorite anime?

>>384164840
Pls be my gf

>>384164863
but i'm not an anime poster

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>>384156718
>People get intimidated by your voice
Thank the heavens I was blessed with this godly voice.

>>384165195
i'm not an anime poster though

>>384159293
>listening to my own jams
>don't wanna listen to some [heavy breathing] faggots shout out things I already know.
>get kicked because won't join voice chat, even if I'm doing the best in the group

>>384165514
but I have not posted any anime at all and not discussed it

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Where are the sissy boys?

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>>384163063
>Have a deep, suave manly voice
>First thing people comment on irl and in-game
>The few actual females I meet online give me attention for it, enraging the beta orbiters in the server/guild
>One guy accused me of using a voice program once

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>>384165226
>Intimidated by voice

What do you play where you scare kids?

>>384165705
Gone thanks to this autistic retard spamming garbage >>384165514

>"Anon, get on mic!"
>"I don't have one."
>"Oh alright then."
Easy

>>384165694
Dumb ironic weeb

>>384165895
>votekick has started against (You)

but why

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>have vocal coach who knows her shit and has taught me a lot in the last few months
>practice sometimes but depression stunts motivation
>can only get voice to sound like someone's mom
>when i talk people always make jokes about me being some 12 years old mom and that im only playing because he got me into the game
it takes a long time to get your pitch up why so much bully

>>384157384
So you have autism.

>>384165965
But I have not posted any anime at all

>>384165705
Hi

Its even worse if you have a speech impediment.

>>384166018
Are you a literal tranny?

>>384166285
but I've not posted any anime - my original post >>384163378

>>384165705
we're watching, waiting
the time is not yet right

>>384166118
Ironic weeb kys

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>>384166093
Is this Barneyfag? Did he get tired if the ponies?

>>384166285
Man I wish I wasn't on my brand new laptop, because I'd be posting anime girls all over this thread otherwise.

>>384166018
When I use my microphone people think I'm a 30 year old woman.
This guy I met the other day was convinced I was a "fat 30 year old white woman" until I told him otherwise.

>>384166421
No, barneyfag actually has conversations with people

>>384165965
Thank you for driving out the wannabe traps, Anon

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>>384166552

How do you have social anxiety when your not face to face with someone. You guys just got to start thinking i'll never see these people ever in my life so fuck it. It's not hard.

>>384166306
yeah, it's pretty awful

>>384166635
Self-conscienceness can be scary when taken to the extremes.

>>384166550
Traps are not women.

>>384166635
extreme social isolation gives people social anxiety
it's pretty common in young people these days

>>384166765
Drink bleach before your autism spreads, cuck

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>>384162315
Is this you?

>>384167167
>Running out of material
Ok I was rooting for you, but now you're starting to fall off. At least Barneyfag kept his messages short and concise.

>>384164505
What's wrong with lolicore, Filthy Frank, Nier Neptunia and Monogatari? Hell half of this shit is perfectly fine to enjoy.

>>384157384
>I don't do the thing because the mere thought of someone watching me and disapproving of the action terrifies me
That's incredibly pathetic anon

>>384165710
Overwatch and such.

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>>384166765
You sound triggered

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>This entire thread

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IRONIC WEEBS DIE. DIE DIE DIE.

>>384167315
>he replys to himself
how pathetic, you can tell by the language patterns and the simmilar speech between posts, that and your using the same 3 images over and over

>>384166913
Yeah? No shit.

>people make fun of my Maritimes accent
>make fun of their disgusting yank voice

West coasters are pretty nice though.

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>>384167625
Anon, I...

>>384167524
Out of all the virgin pictures this one is most out of touch.

>>384167794
Agreed.
Nothing will top the Chad walk.

>>384157123
This! Whenever I join a game, they say hello and then proceed to say nothing else the entire match I start calling them out for being shitters and telling them they might as well throw there mic in the trash.

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big animes

>>384156718
>DUDE INTROVERT LMAO
Grow a fucking spine, it's not like people are gonna care how you sound on the internet

>>384165965
>Shitposting LogH
Shut the fuck up.

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>>384164505
I enjoy many of the things in this picture.
How do I not be an ironic weeb? I enjoy everything I consume unironically so I'm confused.

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>>384160013
hiroshimoot take notice, this would be one hell of a april fools' day

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>thread about using mics in a game
>WTF WHY ARE YOU POSTING ANIME
>300 replies

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>guy says anything unprovoked to me
>keep calling him a sweet boy and say he's my precious eggy wegg

Kill 'em with kindness, boys.

>>384168350
Unrealistically huge tits like those are gross.

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>>384168423
>tfw you do this with hatemail

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>>384168503

>>384168364
>Implying mic threads don't devolve into sissyposting in every other situation

>>384168681
C-cup master race.

>>384168681
Breasts really weigh that much? Like in that last image, so since her breasts weigh 70 that means she weighs 40 pounds without them holy shit

I genuinely don't have a mic. I have no friends to play with the only people I do are complete strangers. Why the fuck would I spend money on a mic? Then there's the whole aspect of getting a shitty mic, why would I spend so much on something I will hardly use? I could spend that money on other video games. I don't really play multiplayer games that much anyway, but I do get the occasional invite from people, and of course no one ever believes me when I do say I don't have a mic. People then proceed to give me advice on other ways to talk to them via using a phone or ipod earbuds, what a fucking pain in the ass. I just want to play my video games and be left the fuck alone.

>>384168423
If anyone on my team is acting like a real massive cunt to anyone else on my team, I legitimately act like a complete kind-hearted goober that doesn't curse and shit, just to agitate them and get them to say some retarded shit that's grounds for a report, then I report them. Works 90% of the time, and they usually say something like "youre all a bunch of niggers" or something real common like that, then I always go through the trouble of trying to sound like I'm horribly offended by someone using a racial slur in the report.

Is it really so hard to keep your stupid ass in check and not act like a faggot, people? For fuck sake.

>>384168919
that is not the wight of the tits, look at image again

What the fuck are you talking about?

Look at the A cup, you think she weighs 15 lbs?

LBF in this case refers to the force applied to the lower back, which I would imagine is amplified due to the angle of the breasts in relation to the lower back.

The 36N woman is experiencing 110 lbs of force on her lower back.

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v-video g-games

>>384169379
hey don't blame me for the misinformation on the chart, force could mean anything

>>384169642
you need to take a basic physics course, or perhaps rethink your life

>>384170059
Ok I agree it is sketchy if the chart says they're 15 pounds, but I was just pointing out how amazing it is that breasts weigh that much, no need to get touchy

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KmhDWEG1lA

> tfw have mic but never use it except in dire situations or to say thanks or make a joke
> usually never say a word at all
If your online multiplayer game requires you to speak through a mic to win your game is shit and you should feel bad. Chat wheels are where it's at.

>>384170394
SHADMAN

IS THAT YOU

You guys really can't be this anxious can you? This isn't real social interaction it's a fucking videogame.

>>384158383
That's like feeling like a fool for having a phone call

>>384170394
more proof 4chan should be american only

>>384170748
that might be racist.

>>384170394
Eurofags are the worst to talk to. I would rather kill myself than speak to you.

>>384171734

why? atleast we are trying.

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>>384156718
>press push to talk button
>"No"
>"Dang"

>>384170641
>>384170981
>>384171734

edited for american audience

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QLKjmMULAV

>>384171734
Southern states are the worst first world accent imo.

>>384172186
jajaja american accent funny

>>384172384
yes very funny

>>384157384
Have you ever used a telephone?

>>>/r9k/
Any Trannies wanna be my girlfriend tho?

>>384156718
>"no"

>>384158537
>using voice chat for "strategics"
Lol what the fuck who does this.

>>384158824
Have you tried suicide?

>>384173259
Have you tried not being rude?

>>384157123
Depends on the game, really. I'd rather play coop d2 or grim dawn without a mic as not to ruin the atmosphere

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>tfw you know you missed out on some quality games and banter with your steam circle by not having a mic

Things I hear from other players on the mic:
>Their music
>Them eating food
>Them talking to someone in the physical room they are in
>Them talking about something that is TMI
>Them screaming or hitting their kid
>Them talking about stuff I don't care about

Things I never hear from other players:
>Stuff regarding the game we are actively playing.
>Actually interesting conversation.

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>>384158572
>tfw bought a $250 mic just to practice your girlvoice

>>384162315
This post was paid for by r/The Donald tm

>>384163016
It's not us making the beta retarded faggot look stupid as fuck.

>>384164840
fuck off
only (cute) guys allowed

>>384172384
>jajaja
stop pretending to be my car and fix the damn thing already pedro

>>384157384
>all the triggered mic-spergs furiously replying to this

Looks like you touched a nerve

>>384160194
>poor solid snake impressions

Who doesnt love those

>>384157384
>weebs
Not even once.

>>384163063
sauce

>>384159579
What a terrifying thought.

>>384160013
>play Halo 5: Forge with /v/ over Discord
>expect of bunch of low test, high pitch fagboi memers
>actually all just normal sounding guys
>Fucking EsquireBob was even in there, playing with us and shit

It get gets a lot less autistic as soon as reality sets in and there is actual altercation, it wouldn't be that bad

>>384165707
>have normal voice
>but can pitch it abnormally lower than my regular voice
>do that at first
>"holy shit you got an awesome voice"
>say thanks in normal voice
>"anon what the fuck"

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>>384157031
Opposite problem here.
>Be guy
>Casually talking with friends I play with as I play in Discord
>I only play healing classes/characters online like Mercy and is skilled at them
>People keeps assuming I'm a girl because of that
>Get friend invites and shit all the time
>Politely turn them down
>Have to every fucking game tell whoever calls me girl that I'm a guy IRL.
Shit's fucking annoying.

>>384167840
>most out of touch
besides the gaming chair, what is incorrect

>>384164840
SIT ON MY FACE, I BEG YOU. I WANT TO FEAST UPON YOUR BRAPS

>>384164840
LONDON
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>>384164840
>btw I'm a grill
Nah, not buying that one.

>>384177753
>telling them you're a guy
>not getting free shit from betas
your loss, i guess

>Barneyfag wannabe cuck is banned
Based

>>384175803
this

>>384165705
They're on 4+4chan /cuteboys/ or /r9k/.

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>>384156718
>Join the game
>I talk casually along with everyone else
>We all just play the game

>>384174206
lets hear it. say something naughty.

>used to refuse to use mic in 2008 because i was underage
>tfw now older than most players and still hesitant to use voice chat

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>>384178562
>/cuteboys/
>apr 1 purge
rip all the lewds

>>384178278
Why should I?
I'm content with my collection of games.

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>You sound like a girl

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>>384156718
>hit puberty super late
>had always been insecure about my choirboy voice
>voice has been normal for years now
>still can't talk to strangers on the internet

>>384178980
>>384179291
>voice has been normal for years now
I'm sure it's fine & adorable. Men are way too self-conscious about their voices, there are assholes everywhere and text / voices are just the mediums you use so of course they're going to insult them.

>>384178791
The slut thread is mostly a handful of people posting unfortunately.

>>384177864
Nah you nailed it pretty much. I'd also say shoes because most virgins are neets and don't shower and have minimal clothing on

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>Have Mic
>Don't use it because I'm only talking to people over IRC/Steam and don't play any games requiring it

anyone have those friends where when you think of something and you just spew out noises your friend can understand what you mean?

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>>384178980
>>384179291
>>384179512
>People say that I look 13-15 years old
>One person even fucking called me shota looking
>Have a low monotonous voice thanks to autism
How the fuck do I fix my voice? I heard doing voice exercises like raising your Adam's apple helps.

>>384180242
do that with my sister sometimes, I'm borderline retarded sometimes though so it's one of those "blood is thicker than wine" sort of deals

>>384180272
I don't really look my age either some times. Though I have a really plain and boring monotone voice most of the time. Try training your voice, maybe take some classes or something on how to manage it. I've been making voices my whole life so I can just make it higher on a whim these days if I wanna be more "feminine."

I only use my mic to shout at people on Dota 2

Rate my voice.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11NrFNBud7Y

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>>384156802
>"lmao he sounds like a black fella"
>they all start talking like abos

>>384180871
r u a dragonfly

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>>384180724

>>384180573
Does practicing your voice on making it higher includes raising your Adam's Apple? I heard that you have to watch for vibrations in your chesty in order for it to work properly.

If you don't want to use mic you are either:
a. Prepubescent
b. Pretending to be a girl

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>>384156718
>use mic the first time
>have good time with bros
>girl comes into discord
>nasally annoying voice who keeps cutting me off on important callouts

I fucking hate voicechat online.

>>384182267
I shift my throat sometimes depending on what I'm doing and I fill myself with air so I can have a more naturally flowing voice, usually when I do when I'm just talking to people.. I hardly even have an Adam's Apple, so Idk.

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>>384162315

>discord is unbelievably racist
>be black
>no one thinks my voice sounds black so I don't get banned

>>384183134
Shut up, nigger.

>have friend of a few months who I always play games with
>convince him to buy a mic
>he sounds like a girl and is sometimes so quiet I have to ask him to repeat himself
>he just goes back to typing when I tell him to repeat himself
later on he got drunk on the mic and confessed his love for me
why are shy people more often than not gay?

>>384183134
black guys that don't sound stereotypical black are usually educated and bro-tier.

>>384183237
How do you know he's not a girl?

>>384183419
because I asked and he said he was a boy

>>384183237
What makes you so sure she's not a girl IRL?

>>384183662
What makes you so sure he isn't actually a reverse trap?

I do have a mic I'm just busy talking to people in discord instead of you randos

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>>384158696
>what is a phone

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>>384178578
>spaghetti monster a year ago
>nervous about talking on mic online
>get job where I talk to people all damn day
>now no longer care and just hop on and chat
>can chat up strangers irl no problem
>actually make friends

Practice helps honestly. You just have to initially subject yourself to situations you're uncomfortable with.

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>his mic is "broken"

>>384167840
>>384167524
Yeah they are called "cashews of chaos"

>>384157123
Text chat, bro.

Was playing CS:GO with some idiot without a mic, thing is I wouldn't mind but his inventory was worth $12,000. Why don't people just sell one of their shitty skins for a decent microphone?

>>384183237
Better question, why dont you have his dick/ass pics yet?