ZHU VS CHU right now
going all the way today boyz
stream @evo1
is chu going to struggle with the new wobble ban?
>>384051526
I miss Fly ;,(
*farts*
hbox isn't our guy.
https://twitter.com/polarity_kupo/status/886347569286135808
"It's 1-1 hax vs. Hbox and someone asks for a cube to get swapped out lmao"
What was wrong with the cube?
>>384051573
I made this lel
First for PPMD
>>384051740
leffen is the only good looking guy there
Amsah beat Dizzkid. Ken apparently nearly beat Swedish
>those people who were saying zhu was going to win 2-0
whew laddies
https://pastebin.com/7YV9CfQS
this is why chu is /ourguy/
>>384051802
it's too full of hbox salt
>>384051573
Why is S2J best boy
IT'S TIME
LET'S FUCKING GO NONE
LETS GO JOHNNY
>>384051701
>mfw new age melee has a lgl and wobble ban
>/ourguy/ Wobbles takes back his title as best IC's
>n0ne vs s2j
oh my god
can't wait for s2j to get fucked n0ne
>>384051974
winner plays armada
>>384051573
LOL great troll. bet you get a lot of yous xD
>>384051818
until you see him up close
>>384051802
please hax save evo
meme dittos
>>384051974
>>384051976
>cool guys vs. weebs
hmmm
>>384051867
>literal video of chu getting head from some groupie in secret while he's crashing at somebody's house
>>384051974
>>384051976
The difference between None and S2J's fans.
Top 5 Falcons
1. S2J
2. Wizzy
3. Mango
4. Westballz
5. n0ne
>>384051862
Why would anyone think this? Majors are the only time Chu plays at 100%.
>>384051806
ahhh that handshake
n0ne is one of my favorite players :)
>>384052108
post it
>>384051616
Hax clearly isn't completely normal mentally, whatever it is.
>about to take a smoke
>SJ2 vs n0ne
AYO HOL UP
>>384051819
It seems like Chu should get into top 48 winners, unless Amsah is playing mad well
>>384052092
>>384052112
N0ne is a whinny faggot that bitches about wobbling
>>384052228
brb smoek xD
>>384052237
>Can't even spell whiny
>Anime reaction images
>s2j vs n0ne
>colosseum flashbacks
oh no
>>384052237
>animeshitter is also a wobbler
i'm not surprised.
Come watch EVO livestreams in social VR, no download necessary because it all works through the browser with or without a headset.
The URL is >>> kool.world
>>384051573
Feels good to like 3 out of 4 cancerous players
Since /v/ is the true cancer of the internet
>Hax$ just forfeited game 3 to hbox because his box kept fucking up :(
https://twitter.com/ve_money/status/886349064962363392
rip hax$
>scar has to force himself into everything
how narssicistic is this cunt
hope the leaf loses!
>>384052396
HOW DOES HBOX KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT?
>>384052396
>>384052404
THE SCRIPT WILL NOT BE DENIED
>n0ne
reminder hbox is our guy because people get mad when he wins and we want people to be mad.
Kage 2-1 Laudandus hahahaha
>>384051779
dumb chink goblin poster
>hax blaming the smashbox for his own lack of techskill
>>384052589
>when he wins
>won 1 major all year
>>384051818
Westballz is best. Leffen is acne scared to hell.
>>384052594
>hax vs kage rematch to get out of pools
Could be worse at least. Hopefully Hax has another boxx.
>>384052210
>Oh no my cheaterbox don't work anymore better forfeit
>>384052396
>Crunch sacrificed a goat to the devil in his hotel room just to make sure Hbox wins
>>384052589
hbox confirmed for epic troll xD xD xD
>scar
this guy's so fucking mad LMFAO
Prince Abu beat Hugs again
>>384052712
part 2
>>384052589
we are legion xD
johnny looking fucking clean
>>384052745
>>384052843
Fuming.
>OP box breaks
Its like a tournament anime
I don't want to hear it. Keep your mouth shut.
>>384052745
Then why is Chudat considered /ourguy/?
Hard mode: no linking/mentioning of the Chronicles
>>384052712
>>384052830
Why would Leff release this
GET FUCKED, NONE
>Hbox sabotaged Hax
I didn't think he'd go through with it
>armada vs s2j rematch
>bo3 this time
getting super excited for what's probably going to be a boring 2-0
>>384052712
lol
>>384052949
Because Hax made fun of his controller, no really.
s2j will win
>>384052712
what shitty IM program is this
Is Smash 4 dying?
why is melee so old and boring.
If it got a netcode release on the switch with balance updates it would be interesting for the first time since like 2002. Before someone greentexts me >online
it allows more people to play and learn tech rather than the same fucking what 8 people or so since 2002. there's no new blood, there's no upsets, its just the same shit every tournament. It would be one thing if they set it up like some huge WWE collusion entertainment storyline with dynasties and bad blood and showboats and unorthodox picks with rigged wins just to make it look good but its just the same shit every goddamn time
why do they use so many god damn lives too it takes forever for nothing to happen they may as well play with one or two stock?
why are so few characters viable?
what keeps you guys watching and coming back every time?
There are things I get and then things I don't get. someone explain the draw over what 2 decades later besides the nostalgia of having played with bros back in the day.
Is it just the inputs? I've seen the argument that the technical aspect of the input required for what to my untrained eye just looks like some sort of boring high level play is the reason.
I like smash bros. but melee didn't age like third strike, mvc2, or even SF2. It just aged, and now it feels like when its at evo on the main stage or stream im watching 30 and 40 year old men roll a wheel with a stick in a competitive way based on arbitrary rules they made over time.no one's gonna read this anyways or give me an honest well thought out reply, but better I put it here then sign up for some account on some forum where people will just suck either the players dick or the games old dick
>>384052949
Leffen cant handle the bants
>>384052712
>>384052830
I am not sure if this is real or just a shoop/something some larper made
Is leffen really scumbag enough to release this? Where can I read about this?
>>384053043
The one that has his husbando on it?
>>384052712
>>384052830
HAX IS CRAZY
>Kage 2-1 over Fraudandus
Can't make this up
>>384053171
it's because this will be copypasta if it isn't already
>>384052957
looks like there's only room for 1 box in this game
>literally invented how to play the most cancerous character in melee
>>384053171
>what keeps you guys watching and coming back every time?
Because it's technical and allows you to be creative, which makes it entertaining.
>>384053203
It's real. Leffen posted the screencaps on twitter then deleted it because people called him a dick.
>>384053171
What's with this outdated pasta?
Melee already has netplay.
>>384052910
Chudat doesn't take himself seriously like hbox does. Hbox doesn't like that he makes people mad, in fact he really wants to be liked and admired by everyone, and believes that he's worthy of it.
Chu is just having fun and doesn't really care what people think of him.
>>384053338
>Chudat invented wobbling
Got a newfag right here
>>384053171
melee is the thinking man's fighting game
>>384053206
The one with the notches
Absent page beat KJH dang
>>384053171
tl:dr
>>384053203
>He wasn't there when Leffen dropped it.
>>384053429
I just wish he didn't play ics
He could play puff and it would be 500x better
>>384051573
Who is the guy below hbox? He looks like that guy that just returned to comp tf2. You know the one with the music taste of a 12 year old african american
>>384053160
we can hope
chudat is /ourguy/ because like everyone here, we like fucking dudes with vegetable oil
>>384053338
mfw there's literally an IC player named Wobbles and he can't draw the connection
Reminder to tweet to Hbox between sets. I sent this to him before his match with Mango at Royal Flush and he got rekt lel
>>384053429
It's so funny how Hbox wants to be admired so badly comes from his daddy issues.
>>384052051
Nah, I know he's photoshopped, but you can achieve that with a bit of makeup.
>>384053367
No fucking way dude. Hax sounds legit mentally ill. But not PTSD kind of mentally ill, more like he's fucking insane for taking a game that seriously. He needs to kill himself. Leffen too for ever going so far as to release a convo this private.'
>to this day its ingrained in my head that you're watching over all my actions
Is this fucking guy serious LMAO
will our guy hbox win EVO?
>>384053289
>le every non mainstream opinion is a copypasta
Fucking kill yourself you massive reddit faggot. People like you contribute absolutely nothing to the discussion and are the reason the online melee community is going to shit.
who did invent wobbling?
oh right, another one of /ourguys
Smash is fucking dead.
What game will the autists flock to now?
>>384053619
Wobbles didn't invent wobbling, he just popularized it in the states.
take a shot every time scar mentions himself or strokes his own dick
>>384053728
every longass overcomplicated opinion will be copypasta
>>384053759
Melee will hit 100k easy
>>384053338
> this guy is literally 38 years old
How does he do it?
>>384053493
Absent page is on some shit this tourney
>actually bothering to show up and play against someone who has beaten you 11 times in a row this year
>>384053759
Melee is the thinking man's game. SFV "fans" are enjoying their summer break
>>384053735
Some japanese guy actually. Nobody used it much, if at all, in tournament until Wobbles.
>>384053786
I'd die
>>384052712
>PTSD
Holy shit Hax is retarded. I've been to Iraq twice and I don't have PTSD. How did this fag get it from Mango's marth?
King Momo 2-1 Zhu, Zhu out
Friendly reminder that this would've been colbol hax if hbox wasn't literally a cheating faggot.
>>384054104
how many babies did you kill
>>384054118
ouch
>>384054227
Idk I was artillery so probably dozens
>>384053442
>>384053619
i'm not talking about wobbling you fags, i'm talking about everything else about the character
>>384053735
what am I looking at?
>>384054261
of course you don't have ptsd dumbass
Medz 2-1 Wobbles, Wobbles eliminated
>>384054138
What are you talking about?
Reminder if Hbox wins EVO, he's in contention for the GOAT alongside armada and mango. Not necessarily there yet, but in the running.
>>384054104
>Everything about this comment
Thanks for the laugh
hbox just fucked up three (3) edgeguards
>>384053686
>more like he's fucking insane
He plays videogames. Some degeneracy comes from being closed off the normal world
>>384054104
Well did you see some gruesome shit in Iraq?
If you just sat your ass near a checkpoint for a few months and went home, of course you won't have PTSD.
>mid set coaching
Prince Abu 2-1 DruggedFox
>>384054293
that time wobbles punched a hole in the wall because of a FUCKING CREW BATTLE
>>384054350
Good, maybe when he plays someone competent he'll choke
>>384054317
Hax's BOXXX put together by a bunch of amateur students stopped working so it's Hbox's fault.
>>384054320
Not even close, are you fucking kidding? Nigger barely ever dominated, he was never even unquetionable number 1 even if he wins.
S2J = Literally /r/eddit
>>384054320
>hasnt ever finished a year being ranked number 1
yeah okay
>>384052449
give examples
We're going to have an Hbox/Armada grands, aren't we?
Hreddit playing especially lame today. Anyway we can get someone in the venue to break his controller?
Prince Abu over DruggedFox what the shit
>melee
lmaooo
>2 stock opponent
>still need mid set coaching
what a faggot
Colbol is sick but he's so inconsistent
hbox was #1 in 2010
>inb4 "but muh friendlies against mango"
"back air"
>>384053442
FYI, Wobbling isn't named after who found it, it's named after the first guy to do it successful in a tournament setting.
just checked the evo stream
christ
>>384054437
>never dominated
How do I know you're a doc kid?
>>384054491
When you practice with the best fox against your main for several days and he takes you serious too because you're the only practice he'll ever get, you improve a lot too. Proud of abu.
>>384054437
He's had aramda level consistency for like 8 years now. Just hasn't started dominating until late 2015. Plus he plays a worse char than any of the other top 5
THE CITY OF COLBOL
>>384054417
>>384054491
PRINCE ABU, FABULOUS YOU, ABU ABABWA
>>384052830
leffen bullied that man so bad he got ptsd. is leffen truly our guy?
>>384054571
>GG isn't on Sunday either
What the fuck.
>>384054417
>>384054491
That's pretty big. Who was in his path again?
>>384054571
Wait, Nage still in this shit?
>>384054320
>armada has won the majority of tournaments for the last 2.5 years, has a winning record over every single player besides silentmeme and captain meme
>was also the best during 2011-2013
Armada is so far ahead of the others that it's not even worth talking about. Even at his peak in 2014, Mango barely had a better legacy.
>getting destroyed by our anti-reddit guy hbox
>>384054367
Inb4 navy seal pasta. I saw action, got mortared, hit an IED.
wobbles out
>>384054406
>in fucking pools
>>384054576
>>384054646
Hbox never dominated any era of melee. Dominating means winning almost everything, it does not mean getting top 5 at almost everything. Kill yourself.
>Had Armada level consistency
Are you serious? Armada literally never lost to a non top 6 member
>>384054646
>armada level consistency
he loses to a non-god like every other week
>>384054748
This """""goat""""" went 3-7 against Mango last year
>>384052712
This isn't real right? The evidence.zip part is just absurd.
>>384054769
You're going to be a great story-telling uncle one day, anon.
Your kids and nephews will laugh when you scornfully look at shitskins in public.
So can someone explain to me why evo hates Melee? It must bring in money though right? I don't mind it being on Saturday personally. But I just don't get the hate
CHOKEBOX
dat popoff
>>384054865
Wrong
LETS GO
hungry shitskin btfo
THE SHIT PLATED CITY OF HBOX
COLIN IS CRAZY
LET'S GO COLBOL
BTFOBOX
>>384055014
Correct
>>384054756
What's that, anon?
LEGGO COBOL
man fuck puff
>>384054770
proof?
based webs
>there are people in this thread right now that are so edgy and angsty that they cannot enjoy the /ourest of guys/ commentating matches.
Scar is
>funny
>knowledgable
>legitimately good (decent at least) at this game, even has old combo videos of him
>plays the coolest character
if you don't like scar you don't like melee
>>384054778
Melee existed before 2013 kid
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
OH SHIT
COLIN IS CRAZYYYY
he is literally shaking look at him kek
>>384054457
>what he just did there, i've been doing that for years, me and him we're the only ones in the world that does that
>yeah i was there when it started
>constantly giving advice to top players
CLUTCH THEY SAID
>>384055036
Save your energy, colbol doesn't have a prayer.
>>384054517
>still loses the next game
>>384055076
https://twitter.com/PG_Wobbles/status/886352817694232576
Hbox about to switch the CRT to regain momentum
>CPs to BF
What?
>>384054987
Doesn't bring in even nearly as much money as Nintendo paying Evo for tr4sh. This is the only factor.
>>384055098
Okay, tell me what era Hbox was ever the best in
>>384055086
I agree with some of your points, but he can only self-insert into his commentary
>>384054865
but he's up 23-20 lifetime and never lost to chudat five times in a row
>>384055162
8D chess
>>384055162
>le best of 3
>>384054367
>Well did you see some gruesome shit in Iraq?
Yeah the way they treat women there is NOT okay. And the fucking minifridge is a scam.
>>384053804
its not even that long and most of the questions are really just answered by the amount of time the game has been played.
the opening and first question is really just an opinion
second question answered by legacy they just use x amount of lives for so long that its the gold standard now
third question same thing over time everyone figured everything out the tiers have been pretty much set in stone
fourth question is reliant on the responder
fifth is too open ended to be a real question
break and then basically an extension of the fifth q
then more opinions
YES PLS
more like shittybox
that consistency
C O L B O L
O
L
B
O
L
>Hbox fags
>>384051573
only accurate placements are Wobbles and S2J, rest are way off
Colbol's gonna get in his own head and lose.
HBOX IS FUCKING DONE
UH OH. FATBOX IS SWEATING, PALMS WEAK!
>>384055324
like so
THIS FUCKING GAME
>>384054987
colin is crappy
>colin sds
>that ledgedash
lmao
just do it fagit
>PERFECT DI'ING THE REST AND THEN FUCKING WHIFFING ONCE YOU GRAB THE EDGE
FUCKING FINISHED
OH SHIT
Fuck this
>>384055183
but does gg3rd bring in more money than melee?
COBOL YOU FUCKUP
J U S T
U
S
T
COLBOL THE LOWBALL TURNSTALL NOT TOO TALL
>Chokebol
>popping off
Fuck popoffbox
YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>Chokebol
FUCK YOU COLIN YOU CHOKER SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
GOD DAMN IT FUCK
god fucking dammit
>popping off against Colbol of all fucking people
Why is he like this?
>being a hbox fan
GOD
DAMMIT
jesus christ hbox is such a nigger
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>Still doubting the clutch pop off king
>anyone thinking Hbox will not be in Grand Finals at an EVO
>colbol with 2 suicides
>popping off like that in pools
Straight up just SDs for no reason. What the fuck is with Hbox having such dumb fucking luck and then acting like he earned it. Fuck him and fuck everyone that chokes while playing against him.
there is no better player with worse clutch factor than colbol
>EVER DOUBTING OUR GUY
>throwing the headsets
lol she's fucking ugly
S C R I P T E D
>that popoff
Eat a fucking dick cuckbox
>fatbox pops off when he barely wins
and the dumb mexican really wonders why people don't like him.
J
U
S
T
>Expecting Colbol not to choke.
fuck this fat beaner piece of shit, I'm glad his father disowned him
How fucking stupid is Colbol? Why jump after jiggs like that? I wouldn't make this mstake and I am a fucking scrub in comparison, are you fucking serious? JUST FUCKING CAMP HIM THIRD STOCK YOU STUPID FUCK
>Hbox popoff for beating a massive underdog after he SD's twice
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>popping off because he beat colbol in pools
jesus christ hbox is a fucking faggot.
Colbol BTFO by CLUTCHBOX
HAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>the fags in this thread actually thought hbox was going to lose
Sit down.
colbol tax
>>384055487
kid probably would've won without the SD
>our guy hbox triggering people and making them mad
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>grand finals pop off after beating a literal who
YOU FUCKING BALDING RAGING HOMO DON'T CHOKE LIKE YOU CHOKE ON DICKS
FUUUUUUUUUUUCKKCKCKKCKK!!!!!!!!!!
>no one was cheering for hbox in the last match
>popping off in pools
Colbol could have saved EVO. Instead he goes for an unnecessary ledge dash and fails it. Fuck me. Watch The fucking spic win everything now.
>that pop-off
christ how pathetic
All according to plan.
>>384055447
>>384055450
>>384055465
>>384055472
>>384055478
>>384055493
>>384055520
>>384055521
>>384055527
>>384055530
>>384055537
>>384055580
>this fucking asspain
Maybe Hbox truly is /ourguy/
colbol is never going to win anything holy fuck
>>384055625
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHHA
>>384055487
every set colbol has ever played goes the same way
>Cancerbox hyped about winning over a literal nobody
Why do people like this asshole?
>>384055561
WE CAN DREAM YOU FUCKING VIRGIN
>crowd is depressed as fuck
So Hbox fans are confirmed for only existing online?
>throwing the headphones to the floor
lol
>>384055680
fucking kill yourself, you shitskin
For the love of god
WHAT IS THIS SCRIPT
WHY IS M2k DESTINED TO NEVER GET TO THE POINT WHERE HE CAN FD
WHY MUST HBOX WIN
If cuckbox was almost destroyed by this guy, he's not going to win
>>384055720
Yes.
>>384055680
>implying
dumb troll.
>unlikeable player somehow isn't our guy
I've watched SFAT choke a dick but god damn Colbol just choked on every single dick in the entire convention
>>384055680
he'll always be my guy for the salt he creates
>>384055447
>>384055450
>>384055465
>>384055472
>>384055478
>>384055493
>>384055520
>>384055521
>>384055527
>>384055530
>>384055537
>>384055580
????
???????
????
huh???
okay then.
you guys are idiots.
choking in this situation is very common, it's infinitely harder to stay composed.
>Shroomed vs PPU
This gun b gud
(You)
>the villain of melee
>somehow not our guy
>>384055816
fuck off hammy
>almost losing to a balding fox player
>>384055625
That's not even the bad thing. The bad thing is that he threw away his third stock jumping after jiggs when he had no business to. He is too good to make a noob mistake like that.
>>384055680
He is, it's just niggers hating on /ourguy/.
>Hbox's chubby slampig
fuck me that he gets to hit that hard and often
>>384055447
>>384055450
>>384055465
>>384055472
>>384055478
>>384055493
>>384055520
>>384055521
>>384055527
>>384055530
>>384055537
>>384055580
completely assblasted by our guy
Hbox fans are social jokes in so many ways
>>384055826
kill yourself
>>384055726
>"shitskin"
>mad because "shitskins" have a better life than he does.
>Each time Hbox pops off this thread explodes with anger and everyone treats him like he just fucked their mother
Literally ourguy
>>384055885
>almost lost to hax
>almost lost to colbol
Does this man have any fucking chance, really?
Melee seems to be the only community that kept its lingo and hype. Every other game seems like they were neutered for broader appeal.
silent wolf is out at 65th
Hbox won't be winning today. If he needs to cheat vs hax and barely beats colbol, there's no chance he can ever beat Armada.
>playing under the name (You)
What did he mean by this?
>>384055826
Nevermind I am an Hbox fan now. I fucking love how he trolled all these fags! BTFO! TRULY OURGUY
>there are people who actually, ACTUALLY think that Hbox is our guy
>you share this board with these "people"
Hbox is fucked wen he hits SFAT, Leffen, Mango, Plup, and Armada if that's his Fox game today.
>HBox triggering thousands of people
get fucked /v
Shroomed with the Albanian DI!
Is Amsa out?
>>384055913
>our guy
He doesn't give a shit about you lmao. I ordered $200 worth of take out to his shit pick nick last year and he refused to pay
>>384055904
How do you do it Juan? Honestly, your speed to shitpost here while playing the game is pretty admirable.
>going to game 3 against Hax only winning because his controller literally breaks down
>going to game 3 against Colbol only winning because he literally SDs 2 times
why is cuckbox so fucking lucky ? this isnt fair
>ethos of 4chan is making people mad on the internet
>our guy hbox makes people fucking _livid_
>>384055960
Should have seen 2009 melee. I miss those times. The trash talk level was unreal.
>>384055976
whats the story with hax?
>>384056004
It's okay, friend, we'll be the ones laughing in Plup Leffen GFs
>>384056035
Thats exactly what I was about to say
>>384056025
he's still there, in losers bracket
>poopoou with the (You) tag
is this a 4chan reference?
>>384056052
who is he projected to play next?
We did it boys!
>tfw our guy wins Evo again
>wins next year and gets the 3VO before washed up degenerate mango
>next year also last melee at evo
>mango kills himself because he'll never surpass our guy
it's gonna be a great year
>>384056035
(You)
>scar describing himself
>>384056086
>Plup GFs
Nice meme
>Leffen GFs
That's just insulting anon
>>384055960
Melee is one of the last games to be self-sufficient.
Name 1 (one) fan base more annoying than hcucks
The only thing Reddit is right about is defending Hbox.
>>384055950
>mfw the goat four stocks him on dreamland again
Can't wait for the reddit tears about the ""'80/20"""" mu
>>384055950
Honestly if Hbox wins EVO, it's obvious collusions at work.
>Armada fucks Hbox in the ass in WF
>Mango picks up Armada's sloppy seconds in LF
You all know this will be true. It will be Royal Flush all over again.
>>384056084
he asked for the GC to be replaced and then Haxs controller stopped working so he had to forfeit the match
Is there a PM sidestream?
>>384056052
he's not lucky, he's clutch
>>384056208
I cant
>>384056208
Mongofags maybe. They're both leddit cancer though.
>>384056035
>samefag
>several posts within the same minute
You have to go back.
PPU is a fucking choker
>>384056072
Based Chico
>>384056035
>>384056158
At Mango's dad is here
>>384056221
Reddit is Mangocentral
>>384056208
his fans are all numales with shit taste in music too.
no one likes Hbox, not reddit, not 4chan, no one at the venue. He should just get one with his long overdue suicide.
Reminder that Mango is the only one person at this entire venue with a family.
>>384056264
you wot m8
>>384056264
pm ended last night i went to sleep during GFs and only remember lloD was in it from loser's side
>>384056258
They asked for another GC because the controller wasn't working. Then still didn't work.
>>384056084
Hax won game 1 and then they changed gamecubes and his controller magically broke and he had to forfeit.
There was no comment anywhere, but Chu beat Amsah, as most expected.
>cc into tipper
goddamn
>melee cucks always watching the same 5 characters xD
xD
*clears throat*
>>384056208
mango faggots are the most obnoxious people in smash
>>384056385
>Scar
>>384056385
So is everyone else there an orphan? That's really sad.
>>384056208
Impossible to answer, because there's no way that faggot has any fans. The "fans" are just people who like seeing other's get angry.
There's literally nothing likable about him.
>>384056348
Holy fucking shit lmao
>>384056429
hax doesnt play with a controller, he plays with a faggot-ass Smash Box
>>384056357
Did you see his top 5 video for tl? More than half of his music stuff was /mu/core lol
>>384056459
This chart is accurate for me desu
>>384056456
who cares about smash 4 diversity when it's still boring to watch
>>384056459
This
>HomeMadeWaffles eliminated Silent Wolf
woah
>>384056459
I agree with this.
>>384056537
Boxxx you mean
>scar trying to hype up this set
Does anyone care for either PPU or Dajuan (Forced meme) McNigger
>>384056459
I agree
this is a good set
Hbox cannot lose if he's on the winners side, it's just to hard, even for Armada, to deal with two sets against him. If he is in losers there is at least a fighting chance.
>>384056539
What an attention whore faggot, made Melee look like shit in the AMA.
>>384056459
add "every other foreigner" to the coolguys group
>>384056598
the hands, man
>>384056598
shieeeeeeeeeet
>>384056478
>marrying this and hearing her constantly complain about literally everything
No wonder he goes to so many tourneys
>>384056459
Thanks for including Lucky. Dude is super nice. I talked to him a bit on twitter
>>384056459
Very agreeable.
>>384056539
>literally R eddit: the Post by R eddit: the human
So is it true that Ryan Ford put a guy in a chokehold? Seen him at a couple locals, seems like a cool fellais he also as good as people say?
>>384056459
Even though I like Armada and Leffen I STILL agree to this chart
>>384056539
>You single handedly turned the community against me
Yeah, because it totally wasn't his lame ass play.
If you think this hbox is lame now, the one back then was even worse.
>>384056635
This set only matters because the winner goes on to play M2K. I'd say they each have about a 25% chance of upsetting him.
Is Axe still in the running?
>>384056707
Scar is just as bad though
>>384056707
What's wrong with his wife?
>>384056459
>Toph
>ever even making it far enough to root for/against
>>384056707
>Holding a wedding
>Advertising it as ''Without the whiteness and heteronormativity''
>Is literally white and heterosexual and marrying a white man
>>384056707
Jesus fuck I hate New Jersey. I would kill my wife if she posted that shit on social media
>>384056707
he never goes to tourneys anymore though
>>384056539
I miss Smashboards drama
>when Hax got chokeslammed at a tournament and went on rants about how his family is rich and will see them in court
>>384056819
his pool hasn't started
>>384056539
>I wanna be one of the popular guys too why do people hate me
bet he was a loser at school as well
>>384056819
yes
>>384056598
Nice. HMW has been putting in a lot of work this year and it's nice to see it paying off. Dude streams his practice like every morning.
>>384056459
Why do we root for Blur
>>384056707
Why did Scar do it, lads? Is the pussy game truly that ridiculous?
>>384056459
johnny is the most /ourguy/
change this
>>384056792
No, Ryan Ford is a good guy who got fucked over because Kirbykaze manipulated the candian melee community.
>>384056635
I do, and it's my favorite matchup
>>384056707
>that second hashtag
What the literal fuck
>>384056792
Yeah, KirbyKaze back when they were fuck buddies
>>384056819
He's in winners my man.
what the fuck how much of this was played off screen
did I really miss all the mango and armada pool matches
>>384056707
>That whole paper she did about "celebrating marriage, though it's heteronormative and bigot"
Poor Bobby, he became a Scarnumale
>>384056956
watch the miom stream where they were debating rulesets a week or two ago
>>384056320
>>384056474
everyone is a closet mang0 fan, even if you enjoy see him lose, it's hard to hate when he wins.
>>384056543
Have you ever been to /mu/, Kanye and Radiohead are
are hated there (given, it's probably because they're popular), if you want to fit in with the /mu/ crowd just pretend you like swans.
>>384056972
what did Kirbykaze do?
>>384056913
He beat homemadeapeball on stream.
fuck that mouthbreather Shroomed
>>384056707
JUST
>Lives to 200%
Jesus Christ, Shroomed's DI is fucking nutty.
Pew has best gf
SHROOMED SHOW STATUS: CANCELLED
>>384056707
Do you think she knows we are making fun of her in here? Someone link it to her
>>384056965
>dude weed lmao
He's an amazing Falcon to watch but he's not our guy.
>>384057256
t. reddit
>>384056707
So this is the retard polluting scars brains with SJW bullshit.
>>384056804
>melee community so babby that methodical play is chastised
>>384057029
Good. He must continue to represent AZ.
is that shroomed? didn't he get arrested for attempted murder of a gas station clerk? apparently he also had bricks of heroin in his trunk?
>Three tournament winners in a row
Sheik has other options right?
Shroomed is a boring faggot
>>384057147
Both of them are right though, mango dickriders are cancer. Mango himself is fine
>>384056459
S2J and Bizz ar definitely /ourguys/, also sfag isn't context dependent, but utter shit, the most unappealing fox to watch.
>>384056158
post one that shows how his girlfriend actually looks now
>>384056963
anon, your post made me laugh way to hard
>>384057247
they both make it through to top 32 u dumb fuck, its just to decide placement
>>384057278
YOUR MOMS PUSSY
>>384056707
>Allthese fucking hashtags
Is there anything more ironic than them living in San Francisco?
>>384057070
Mango's were on stream. Armada's pool only had MacD and wasn't streamed.
>>384056707
https://web.archive.org/web/20141016042958/https://medium.com/@sophinewman/a-wedding-ceremony-for-the-21st-century-f86492750f6d
>There are a lot of things about our wedding that I’m proud of—our new portmanteau last name “Scarnewman” stands out among them—but nothing comes close to the pride I feel in the ceremony that my husband and I wrote with Christian, our friend and officiant.
I forgot about this shit
>>384056707
>All those hashtags
Don't even need to meet her to know she's insufferably self-righteous.
>>384057228
I thought PPU was the gf.
hey real quick guys why do Smash tournaments always smell like straight doodoo?
I always be goin to tournaments and cons and shit and y'all niggas be straight up not washing they ass shit's fucking nasty wtf is wrong with y'all? I always think yo I could play Smash with my nigga Ness but I'm not about to fuck with some fat dude keepin dingdongs in his fat folds and smellin' like ass, shit ain't cool.
>>384057278
That was like, what, 7 years ago? He's certainly not "dude weed" now, if he ever was.
>>384057147
Kanye is hated ? the few times I have been to /mu/ I only saw praise for pic related
Someone get Scar off the mic, he sounds like a huge fucktard and is honestly embarrassing the community rn
>>384057278
amazing to watch is pretty automatically our guy.
>>384057339
Is Bizz still with you porn?
>>384057319
>Limited to AZ
Axe is our literal nigga. If you're not rooting for Axe, you're a faggot.
>>384057339
SFAT can beat Hbox so he's context dependant, very often he's the tournament's last hope.
>>384057320
nah that's HMW, common mistake
>>384052307
fgc
Ice lost to a Luigi wtf?
>>384057362
Ok? You still lost and choked a game lead Shroomed get the fuck over it
>>384057437
becaue /mu/ has taste and /v/ does not
simple as that
>>384057440
Would you prefer /v/ro?
>>384057147
>/mu/
>Hating Kanye and Radiohead
Swedish a shit
>>384057494
4/10
>>384057494
is that tanukana
more tanukana noods
>>384057470
>axe
Played him in a warm-up friendly at Emerald City 3. I thought we were just going to have a fun little set (obviously I'm much worse). He went Fox on my Marth on BF. Every time I missed and edgeguard, he'd chuckle and say something snarky like "Really?" or "Wowww"
I only took 2 stocks from him, but both times were off fsmash in neutral. His response each time was "yeah you're fucking bad"
Unplugged and walked away after game 1
Fuck that guy
>Swedish Delight
Fuck him.
>>384056707
>clime change israel
>HOOHOO
>WA HAAA
>YAH YAH YAH
what did he mean by this?
>>384057627
why?
>>384057601
stuff that never happened for 200
>>384056459
hax and his epic maymays are R eddit af, my man
>>384057601
yeah you're fucking bad
>>384057228
Post her pitcture
>>384057661
>YAH YAH WAHOO
>>384057494
>lost in pools to literal who GG player
>>384057413
>you will never go to a late night smashfest with top norcal smashes where everyone gets progressively more drunk and plays strip melee until ppu finally gets spitroated between dajuan and sfat
>>384056792
He used to be called unknown522 and got banned for a year for hitting his ex-boyfriend kirbykaze.
>>384057652
Hey anon, I want you to know that I laughed like a retard to this. Thanks.
>>384057413
Its never been debunked that he and his gf aren't the same person.
There are few things as arousing as people PSing Sheik's needles.
How long until grands?
>>384057450
As far as I know he stopped being part of them when he retired and still isn't with them again after picking up melee again
>>384057825
maybe six hours
>>384057601
>see Axe at a local
>Hey Axe!
>Sorry, I don't engage in conversation with unranked faggot ass niggers like you
I didn't think the rumors were true.
>>384057661
someone should make a bing bing wahoo 1up comic but instead of the fatass sitting on the bench make one where a hot girl asks him what he does for a living.
>>384052307
You could have picked an even fatter pick of JWong.
>>384057601
who was this originally about?
i think it was swedish delight
>>384057770
pls stop making animeposters worse
Anyone know is aMSa is still in?
>>384057437
>the few times I have been to /mu/
There's your problem. I like /mu/, but Kanye, Kendrick, Radio Head, Gorillaz, Daft Punk, can get a lot of flack, and sometimes anons there pretend that mainstream pop is better than those artists. They only get a lot of hate for being popoular though.
Like, people like them, but at the same time have grown to hate them because "normies" also like those artists.
>>384057976
out
>Abate will never go all in on Melee
>>384057890
Guess I'll take a little nap then. I'm fucking tired.
>>384057976
he's in the lower bracket
https://smash.gg/tournament/evo-2017/events/super-smash-bros-melee/brackets/140159
>>384057950
I think it was about SilentWolf, although if it's him it does sound believable.
>>384057914
you got off easy
he fucked my girlfriend right in front of me and stuck the pikachu doll up my ass
>>384058037
>abate will never go all in on your boipussi
>>384058064
>Armada/S2J
>last time they played S2J would have won a Bo3
>>384057950
first time I saw it was silentwolf
>>384056792
He put Inui into a chokehold and was in an abusive relationship with KirbyKaze which got him banned for a year. But pretty much everyone in the community has accepted him back
>playing at AZ local
>lose to some dumbass Marth chaingrab
>throw my controller at the other guy and call him a cunt
>Axe tells him to calm down and that he's sure it was an accident, prevents further conflict from breaking
I don't know why you're giving the guy shit, Axe is nice guy and very forgiving. A good mediator.
Do you guys think Axe calls his friends to chant ''SUCK THAT DICK SUCK THAT DICK SUCK THAT DICK'' while getting a BJ from his girl? I like to think so.
Can mute if you don't like him but Alex19 is streaming walking around the venue looking for unstreamed matches
twitch/mach1alex19
>>384057950
Yeah, I think it was originally Swedish.
>both commentators can't get out of pools
HMWobbles when
>>384058267
I cant believe Axe gf is literally a landwhale with red hair
>>384058190
I don't know the story, but I am 100% sure Inui deserved it. That dirty fritos motherfucker
>>384058303
waff isn't commentating
serious mode
>>384057914
You think that's bad, I saw Wobbles at a tournament and went up to talk to him and he fucking grabbed me by the shirt and started headbutting me while Admiral beat the shit out of me with a massive mallet.
>>384058294
That sounds cool but I can't stand that guy. He's way too normie Chad and reddit.
>>384057570
Try making a radio head thread without trolls telling you have garbage taste for liking "pop". Make a Kendrick thread and people will ironically shitpost that Kendrick is "good", but Drake is better.
They're "liked", but at the same time hated, because they're entry level /mu/ stuff.
Am I the only guy in here who loves Taj and is sad as fuckhe dropped out without a single match of him shown?
>>384058334
I can, Axe likes his women overwhelmingly thick.
>>384058334
She's not that fat. I think she seems nice.I am 100% sure Axe is into facesitting though.
>>384058190
>inui
ryan ford confirmed /ourguy/
>>384053171
Nice pasta and Melee has godlike netplay now if you don't live under a fucking rock.
>Lucky
>Duck
Who ya rooting for?
>>384058419
Wobbles is unironically a faggot who messes around with players he feels are worse than him. He used to take Admiral's controller and wobble people "just as a joke" during a tournament set and then reset the match when they noticed.
>>384058601
The one with the interesting not broken main of course
>>384057601
Axe is the nicest guy in melee, I don't believe this for a second
>>384058601
winner plays hbox
so lucky
I still wanna kms after that Colbol Hbox set...
>>384058601
Duck
> Density effects fall speed irl right?
>>384059151
maybe you should for rooting against our guy
>>384058334
Sauce?
>>384056707
Wow Scar is a cuck