Rishi aka Smash God vs. The Moon right now
Ka-Master scaring the King earlier
@evo1
>>384041808
first for the Moon is a nigger
>>384041808
Reminder this is a Melee @ evo thread. Please refrain from mentioning other smash games or players
>>384041928
he's also a cool guy
First for Marth.
The moon is not African American
>>384042005
He's afro Latino
Reminder that Smash 4 is going to be a national embarrassment on TV.
All of their top players bustered out, and all that they have left is Sonics and Rosas.
I think I talked to Smash God on tech support once lol
FUCK HUNGRYBOX
Is Melee the most autistic game?
>>384041928
kill yourself
>>384041964
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U and 3DS(2014).
bracket anyone ?
>>384042080
Latino isn't a race
Glad to see the faggot on the left lose. Calling yourself "SmashGod" whilst not even being a top 20 player, get burned for that cockiness. He looks very arrogant too.
aMSa 2-1 over DJ.
>>384042123
Yeah, it's pretty rad.
>>384041808
Can the commentators be any worse. Biased commentary nonstop
STFU.
>>384042148
i'd rub my dick over that smug pickachu's face
>>384041928
>the moon
>a nigger
Even Leffen is more gangster than Moon.
>this marth ditto match
>>384042005
>>384042080
caucasoid/negroid hybrid
First for the Doctor
Also here's the bracket:
https://smash.gg/tournament/evo-2017/events/super-smash-bros-melee/brackets?filter=%7B%22phaseId%22%3A88457%7D
>>384042363
Would you rather Samus vs. Peach?
>>384042257
Sorry dude, won't happen again.
- Ambassador of the Melee community on 4Chan
>>384042430
>4Chan
>>384042257
I heard the FGC was talking mad trash at you in their thread. It was pretty harsh anon, I wouldnt go to their thread if I were you.
>>384042148
Bahahaha nice one
>>384042363
B-but muh anime!!
>>384042257
>
Smash 4 is a boring game where every character has the same down throw+aerial "combo" for free and the "neutral" revolves around spamming back air, just like Brawl. The only reason it's still played today is because Nintendo keeps pouring money into sponsoring and shilling, and the censoring of Project M.
That is all.
>>384042401
>>384042254
Fucking yes. Does that mean top 32?
>>384042257
Nice empty threat faggot.
>>384041928
>a nigger
>all he does is talk about his favorite pokemon
>>384042401
Is he attending?
GOAT on stream, get in here
>>384042148
>2014
Woah, time fucking flies
>>384042550
>The only reason it's still played today is because Nintendo keeps pouring money into sponsoring and shilling, and the censoring of Project M.
Brawl lasted longer than Sm4sh has been around and that wasn't the case there. It's still played because lots of people have shit enough taste to like it, end of story.
M A N G O A T
A
N
G
O
A
T
fuck this bitch up mang
>>384042257
>>384042550
please ignore this man he is from the FGC falseflagging
>>384042701
no
I'm scared, nation. If mango loses this I don't know what I'll do. Mango needs this. Nintendude is a nobody he should just give the win to the kid. I'm scared, nation.
NINTENDUDE VS MANGO RIGHT NOW
nintendude about to show us something or other
please, Nintendude, fuck mang0 in his hairy spic ass
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHERE WE GO
>Mango vs. Ice Climbers.
>mango vs a wobbler
dis gun b gud
hey, i thought this match had already happened >:(
>Mango vs Nintendude
IT'S TIME
>>384042701
PPMD is dead, anon.
I swear Mango if you lose to this scrubby wobbler Id subscribe just unsub because youre washed up.
Did Tafo teach him how to DI yet?
>>384042776
Will this go the way I think it will?
MANG0 BOUT TO LOSE TO NINTENDUDE
JUST WATCH
oh look a wobbler.
-__-
Ice Climbers cancer is truly the bane of melee- even worse than puff mains, ledgecamping, and laser-camping combined
>>384042826
Understandable, it's all the same.
Mang0 about to get that ass wobbled
>>384042163
>switched his name from smashgod to risshi
ok
>>384042302
They should've changed 2 minutes ago, shouldn't be too long now
Is Hbox attending? I want to have a cup of his fanboy's tears again.
>It's another ICs beat Mango episode
well
Any upsets so far?
>falco
IT'S OVER
He'll lose game 1 then switch to fox and lose again.
>>384043038
>(thoumst)
>>384042745
>It's still played because lots of people have shit enough taste to like it, end of story
That is also a good way to see things, yes.
>>384043026
One might happen nowif mango wins
>>384042929
I'll never understand people who bitch about ICs. They never win majors, matches against them are high tension and they lend more variety to the high level metagame.
>>384043026
MacD absolutely destroyed Amsa and sent the filthy jap to losers
>playing safe
IT'S OVER!
HE'S GONNA FREAK OUT
>>384043026
you'Re watching one right now
lol smash isn't even a fighting game
THE BEAK
>>384043026
Yeah, me
>:^(
Mango looking strong.
What would drive a man to play Ice Climbers?
>>384043026
https://www.reddit.com/r/smashbros/comments/6nhm26/evo_2017_day_2_upset_thread_melee
>>384042968
how about you have a cup of this instead?
*cums*
falco looks outright broken against ICs, I don't know how any falco ever loses to ICs
>lose nana
>lose
great game guys
>>384043107
Are you trying to make a joke or something?
>>384043169
Autism
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1500152683462.webm
>>384043169
12,000 Foxes, Marths and Sheiks
>>384043038
DO
NOT
SLEEP
ON
THE
KID
>it's a mang0 wins evo episode
Good year to be a mele fan
>>384043249
>get wobbled
>lose
Gee it's almost like the character has a unique mechanic that confers both advantages and disadvantages
>>384043169
>>384043279
you guys
>Mango tearing Ice Climbers shit up
Does Wobbles have a chance at this tourney? Does Mango have a chance to win it overall?
>>384043382
not if he goes all falco
>Mango can't win EV-
>>384043387
why is it called wobbling anyway
>>384043417
Nintendude is looking pretty shabby. We'll see what happens if Mango faces Chu or Wobbles.
>>384043417
1. no
2. yes
>>384043382
are you that dumb ? he has put too much effort into learning a useless matchup, he has wasted valuable time preparing for Hbox and Armada. EVO is over boys...
>>384043249
>another wobbler cock gobbler
>>384043169
you play ICs if you lack tech skill and prioritise winning over enjoyment
>>384043203
>>384043306
chu is a fucking legend
He's a chad, doesn't give a fuck about anything
>>384043535
Player named Wobbles made it popular.
I want to fuck nana while popo watches
>>384043535
Because of Wobbles, the first player who was widely known for using it
>>384043417
Wobbles is washed. He'll lose to shroomeds marth.
>>384043203
Go back
I want to fuck popo while nana watches
>>384043670
i want to take a big fat popo on xer chest
mmm yes
CHU FAGS BTFO
20
I want to fuck nana and popo while Nintendude watches
>>384043038
>being a nigger
>>384042802
>>384042802
>>384042802
>>384042802
>>384042802
>>384043249
AHAAHAAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*catches breath*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>384043762
I want to watch Popo and Nana figure out sex.
>>384043797
What happened?
>>384043616
>literally got that picture of wes from reddit
https://smash.gg/tournament/evo-2017/events/super-smash-bros-melee/brackets/140159
bracket starting to fill up boys
>This is our last match
Fucking finally, you were supposed to get off 10 minutes ago
can nintendude slide a whole pizza in his wide ass mouth?
>>384043917
Mango solved IC's with falco
YOUR EVO 2017 CHAMPION
Any other gods besides mew2king look shaky? hows plup been?
>>384043951
the bracket isn't the only thing that's getting fill up.
>>384043904
What did she mean by this?
>>384044049
he's plup
leff got a little shook by a jap falcon
>>384044049
Plup has been getting nothing but 5th all year
>>384044000
>3 evo
>3v0
>3 zeros
Dubs and Scar commentates the rest of the sets
inb4 he runs out of breath and Toph does it solo
People sometimes completely forget about Fiction. Dude was on the come up and already like top 15 back in the days and then stopped completely. That he's back that strong is amazing.
By god is there a more retarded character in this game than Ice Climbers?
>want to watch both SSBU & Melee
>Evo 1, Melee
>works fine
>Evo 2, SSBU
>infinite loading, Unknown
ok
>>384044124
Plup is the only non-god that has a good chance at beating leffen, mang0, and hbox. Only armada he struggles hard with
AbsentPage 2-1 KJH.
How far will today's stream go? Top 32 or even further?
>>384044273
Pichu
>>384044378
all the way
>>384044378
up to grand finals
>>384044378
It will go until Armada makes his victory speech
>>384044378
Melee finals is tonight at 8 pst
>>384044378
All of Melee is happening today.
>>384044273
We posting Lain?
>>384044378
Top 1
>>384044308
I don't remember him ever beating Hbox in a major. Has it even happened once?
Holy fuck, I look just like Fiction.
Borp 2-0 Armada XD
>>384044378
It will finish because Nintendo gave the fat fuck that hosts evo lots of money to not put melee on the main sunday stage
>>384044378
Melee is doing semi-finals on evo1 till 8pm PST, then it will be finals on the main evo stream tonight.
>>384044514
please fuck me, daddy
Leffen is playing great
>>384043306
>chudat does the yeayuz on anyone else
>haha funny =D7
>chudat does it on mango
>omg how could he do that :(
I will never understand the Melee community.
Reminder that off stream there was a high level Yoshi vs Mewtwo match and on stream we're getting a shitty Fox ditto where Sfat ruins some random who.
>>384044485
looks so familiar, which anime is this from ?
>>384044493
last EVO right ?
>>384044493
he beat hbox last EVO..
>>384043948
>filename
I get everything smash related from the tournament threads on /v/
now fuck off back to your underaged website
>>384044514
My condolences.
>>384044529
*upvotes you*
>Name is literally 'fiction'
I swear the kids are getting even less creative these days with their tags
>>384044628
>t. Armada
>>384044457
>>384044465
>>384044475
>>384044481
>>384044482
>>384044592
huh... isn't that a bit overkill considering it's still pools
>>384043904
>bad drawing
>nonexistent joke
>random GoT reference for no reason
This might literally be the worst comic I've ever seen
>>384044659
>>384044669
huh, I know I watched it last evo but I completely forgot about that. Well if he does it again I certainly won't complain
so is Hax$ still in or what happened to him ?
>>384044659
Lain.
>>384044817
yeah well that's what """"dying"""" games get
>>384044817
Don't ever grouplink me again pal
I didnt come to /v/ to make friends
>>384044817
It's just another EVOâ„¢ specialty.
EVO is a nutritiously bad tournament, but stays afloat on name alone.
>>384044817
>isn't that a bit overkill
it is
>>384044817
They wanted to give Sm4sh a turn to have grand finals on Sunday. Make sure to watch all of Melee and turn the stream off tomorrow for Sm4sh so they know it was a bad idea.
>>384044880
I think he was supposed to play Kage, not sure if that happened yet though.
>>384044801
yeah i miss the old days when people had names like Ken and PC Chris
>>384044817
"Round 2 pools" is technically bracket
okay fiction calm down
>>384044817
SFAT is upsetti
mango will win evo
>>384044993
Don't forget chillindude829
>>384045010
bracket pools, actually
>>384044982
Make sure to watch the Genesis Red FUSE circuit for Melee tomorrow
>>384044990
I thought I heard that like 2h ago, havent seen any updates on him since
>>384044959
>nutritiously
I heard they dropped vitamin B12 this year
>>384044678
>im not consuming content from reddit, its just a picture
>>384044801
Unlike Mango and Armada, am I right?
swedish peach 2-1 gay peach
>>384045171
>active ingredient in energy drinks
Conspiracy?
>>384045171
good one
>>384045232
as is tradition
>>384044982
>They wanted to give Sm4sh a turn to have grand finals on Sunday
My fucking sides, it was all about money from Nintendo you idiot
>>384045172
nice one have an upvote
>>384045232
>gay peach
*faggot peach
a.k.a Every peach main ever
>>384045305
>>384045232
MacD really took a game off the GOAT? damn that's imrpsesive. he's been leveling up a lot lately on mang0's stream
Dizz 2-1 Bizz
>>384045327
Actually it was because Evo is run by disguised alien lizardmen and Sm4sh is part of their plot to brainwash gamers into obedience to their new world order.
>>384045201
Armada is a good tag. It follows the A theme that him and his brothers went with while also sounding like his first name.
hmmm
>>384044982
>turn the stream off tomorrow for Sm4sh
>thinking that's going to matter when it's SFV waiting room
>*Extremely nerd voice* I'll be back on commentary in less than two hours
Kill yourself, Vro
>love melee but dont play it for lack of GC
>coworker told me this guy at work plays it
>hes the top ranked in my area with ganon and samus
>go to his house and play
>turns out he likes hbox unironically and defends his timeout with chu, hates norwalk boys
turns out hbox fans exist and arent just shitposters, im glad he lost almost immediately in his pools.
>>384045402
Armada's kinda bad at the peach ditto
he had a super close set with Trif at one of the EU tournaments
>spending your saturday watching autistic kids play a 20 year old childrens game
where did it all go so wrong?
>>384045479
>hates norwalk boys
good
Leffen vs Westballz next round
>>384045603
super close means nothing. whoever wins the set is the winner. thats why s2j le almost beating armada isnt even close to true. he got disected.
>>384045435
You want to talk about embarrassing top players in Smash... Nothing compared to him.
That guy is the best in the world at any NRS game, and I think BB.
>>384045445
>*Extremely nerd voice*
>>384045375he doesn't realize he's browsing reddit right now
>>384045625
>where did it all go so wrong?
my birth
>>384045479
What a fag
>>384045479
>love melee but dont play it for lack of GC
Melee is a PC game now anon, it's 2017
>people hating on the EVO character select screen in twitch chat
ungrateful ingrates
These info things just seem kind of mean.
>>384045794
I remember that OC, it was from when Lauren was jailed for trying to kill PPMD's ex
>>384045479
>he likes hbox
What a faggot
>hates norwalk boys
Maybe he isn't that bad after all.
>>384045847
marn is actually scum though
How likely is it that m2k gets top 4?
>>384045847
If you can't handle the bantz get outta the business
>HugS vs Prince Abu
>>384045847
I have a feeling that some people wrote their own, there were a few that were like that
>>384045984
p likely
>>384045984
20% maybe
>>384046042
On stream?
>>384045984
0000000000000000000000.01%
unless his bracket is all spacies, then he might stand a chance
>>384045603
Kinda bad at the peach ditto? He literally never lost one ever since he is relevant. What the fuck are you smoking?
>>384045847
wew
>scar and no toph
yiiiiiiis
>scar (without toph)
>webs
Holy shit, I like this duo.
Webs is one of the best Melee has.
Webs looks like a boyband member.
Scar and Webs
Mite b cool
>>384046042
HugS or DSW going further ?
>>384046162
he's got shroomed, ppu or wobbles up next
>Toph dead in a ditch somewhere
Thank fuck.
>>384045625
>spending hours watching only to see /yourguy/ get BTFOd halfway through
>have to keep watching to know who wins
J U S T
U
S
T
/ourguy/ Amsah on stream
>>384046136
>>384046162
But he's seeded 4th
>>384046343
free for him except wobbles
Who's the brotha?
>>384045796
i dont know how to emulate and the guy said he would show me but i really dont like him. Its hard to pick
>>384045964he also likes tr4sh
>liking webs when all he has going for him is a good voice
Dude is a master of talking a lot and saying nothing relevant, him and Scar is going to be bad analysis hell
>>384045479
If you don't actively hate on "norwalk boys" AND "Hbox" you need to kill yourself
>>384046407
if Momo beat him I wouldn't be surprised
>>384046407
I used to like Amsah but he was super obnoxious on Armada's stream. Legitimately never shut the fuck up and kept interrupting Android.
>Amsah v Momo
This could be fun.
there are two amsa''s?
one black and the other asian?
amsah is my waifu
What's with dreads Captain Phillips?
>>384046602
ye
Amsah was the best in EU before Armada got gud
>armada johnny if johnny can beat n0ne
SEND YOUR POWER TO JOHNNY
>>384046505
>>liking webs when all he has going for him is a good voice
I also want to suck his dick and would let him fuck me even though I'm 1000% straight.
>>384046386
Heard there was some controversy around him yesterday, what was that about?
>>384046495
>guide
https://www.smashladder.com/guides/view/272o/melee-dolphin-build-fastermelee-5-fm5
>ISO
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B9fApDedu80KalpBS1dwS2pnQWc/view
>>384046513
if you don't like what I like you should probably walk into the ocean tbqh family
>>384046543
How can people even watch Armada's steams? I think they are always super boring.
>>384046602
Amsah the Rasta, ans aMSa the chink.
Ka master beat Syrox
Syrox out
>>384046602
There's Amsah, (which is his actual real name) from Sweden
And there's amsa, who's a nip that mains yoshi
Just remember the Swedish one uses an 'h' at the end
>>384046735
He sucks shit.
>>384045984
If none of the top 5 get upset then he should get top 4 pretty ez assuming he beats leffen.
>Amsah
>American
Can't they see this man is visibly Dutch??
>>384046860
Wasn't he dutch?
>>384046860
Amsah is dutch you fucktard
>>384046860
Amsah is dutch
>>384046860
Amsah is from the Netherlands though
>>384046860
Pretty sure Amsah is from the Netherlands
>>384046860
Not all blacks are from Sweden.
>>384046961
>>384046971
>>384046979
>>384046981
>>384046987
trolled hard lol. most Yous all day
>>384046860
Just a hunch but I believe Amsah might be dutch
>>384047047
this, I don't blame the other poster for getting confused.
>>384047076
>2017
>pretending to be retarded
How could a rastaman based in the netherlands react to anything? Does he just guess?
>>384046792
ty anon
>shitskins move to Europe
>they pursue careeers in playing vidya, rapping, and robbing
Momo with the Westballz tech
that hat is ludicrous
KA-Master 2 - 1 Syrox
>>384047076
Here's another you.
Now kill yourself.
Hax
The amount of likable sheiks can be counted on one fucking finger
And only because he's not just bracket fodder for any good fox
>>384047283
Syrox is a fucking meme
>>384046106
>Tr4sh gets its chance on the big stage at Evo and on national TV
>Potentially will get its worse showing because the fags try extra hard since they want that TV fame
POTTERY
>Not watching the GG finals instead of Melee pools
Let me know if there's an interesting set coming up. Hit me with a (You).
>>384047191
ay mon dat sweet yellow yam less him foreseeee the events mon
Kage got fat, holy shit.
>>384047283
moneyman
>>384047243
fuck off somewhere
Hax dollar sign with his fucking cheat boxxx
HAX GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING MONEY BITCHES.
GET SOME HYPE IN HERE /OUR GUY/ IS PLAYING
>hax vs kage
rip Hax, i barely knew thee
@384047353
How big is the prize pool? $50?
>>384047417
>Not being a WARRIOR
fuck off
>>384047374
he has been fat since 2014
Fuck hax
>>384047353
>not using multi twitch
retard
hax about to get rekt by one of the slowest characters in the game
>THE FUCKING BOX
>>384047417
Le
Do it Hax.
>>384047417
>hax
>our guy
fuck that dweeb
So Hax is a mooch? Even more unlikable.
Our guy Kage vs 'le say anything controversial' man
Time for some Destruction
hax about to get DORFED
>>384047448
OH BOY YOU GONNA GET FUUUUUCKED UP. THIS KAGE NIGGA BOUTTA GET BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BY HAX MONEY
>>384047505
my bandwith speed isn't as good as yours, anon. unless I choose to watch both streams at 480p, which wouldn't be worth it.
>innovative controller technology vs the warrior spirit
It's like John Henry vs the machine.
>Hax is playing with an arcade stick
Why would you do this? Wouldn't you be shittier with that contol set-up?
Android 2-1 Darkrain. I barely ever see the latter play.
>those angles
hello?
>>384047680
New?
>>384047680
yes, but when you lose a tendon from too much tech practice your options are limited
>>384047707
I met Darkrain. Cool guy, I wish he'd attend more
>>384047417
>summit
>"keeps them honest" commentary
>DUDE FALCON SUCKS LMAO
fuck this faggot i dont know why the community likes this unfunny hack$
>>384047680
I don't see a stick
In case anybody cares since smash and it share a console, Pokken is actually still ongoing due to the original end time being a guess and it being delayed by an hour
Here's an updated chart
>>384047814
Falcon sucking and being a meme is honest though.
BOXXXMONEYISN'T LOOKING TOO HOT RIGHT NOW
fuck this gay ass ganon character you just have to guess and be lucky 3 times and you take a stock. ridiculous.
>>384047830
here's the stick
*whips out dick*
OOOOOOOOOOOOH
Get fucked 20XX
GANONDOOOOOOOOOORF
>>384047680
Because his hands are destroyed to the point of not being able to hold a controller.
THAT FUCKING STOMP
Blea Gelo beat Ice. Guess he earned that top 48 seed.
Bizzaro Flame is a better Ganon.
>>384047923
Shouldn't you be trying to win this match instead of shitposting, Hax?
>>384047417
Hax is a walking meme, fuck off
>>384047865
I'm retarded and got time zones mixed up, here's a fixed fixed versiob
I just hope people aren't hype enough to have the mindset of allowin g the cheatbox just because muh hax
But it's majority americans and americans are not known for making rational decisions in such cases so rip melee
How do you get /angles/ with a hitbox?
>>384048035
Yeah sorry dude, turning on my macros now.
>hax losing to discount falcon
Would you fuck Darkrain?
FINALLY HERE WE GO BOYS. HAX$ IS WARMED UP NOW. this guessing fraud is gonna get BTFO now
>>384048020
wtf that's an upset i'd have never expected
>>384048145
modifier buttons
Ganon's jab is dank
>>384048393
it comes out in one frame and has 30 frames of invincibility. pretty good move.
>>384048309
Working on his body for the inevitable Captain Falcon cosplay, I see.
i hope they don't ban the b0xx. i like seeing hax rapidly improve as he tries to get back to his previous skill
>>384048309
he bottoms?
wtf
RANDALL
Hypefags getting BTFO
THAT WAS EASY FOR MY BOY HAX$. E TO THE FUCKING Z
>>384048510
t. retarded americuck
>>384048491
>It comes out in one frame
*3
>>384048309
does he have more muscle on the right or did he just cut
>>384048309
>that thin neck and childbearing hips with shitty four pack
At least he has face.
Where's Mew2king?
Who you guys watching Evo with? I'm having some qt Saudi girl from my uni tune in with me for top 8.
Shoulda Took Him to Dreamland. Awful Pick from the Montreal Boy
You ready?
>>384048691
>Who you guys watching Evo with?
with your mom, she gives some pretty nice head
>>384048520
he has sex with women as heard from people that know him on drunk commentary
Ice lost to Blea Gelo. Luigi showing up this tourney
>>384048691
enjoy the aids
>>384048823
christ
>>384048691
How did you convince her to do that?
I want to unsee loss.jpg but I see it everywhere now.
I want both of these guys to win
>>384048761
It's time
WHERE
IS
MEW2KING
>>384048778
Nice bro! Treat her well though k
i'm driking coca cola atm, and holy shit does this shit taste worse than pepsi
>>384048761
for him to get waff'd
>>384048691
is there a /v/ stream?
>>384048747
Hax would have n problem laming him out on Dreamland.
It's Axe time motherfuggers, can his pikachu pull off on top?
>>384048691
Fucking no one obviously
>>384048761
>>384048919
>being hyped for discount fox
Thought that was Shroomed
>scar casting
>>384048901
i'm with you anon
>>384048747
Probably banned. It was a best of three.
>>384048943
Pleb tastebuds
>>384049032
no, turns out we actually have two black guys
>>384049032
homemadewaffles is actually cute, unlike Shroomed
Just tuned in
Anything crazy happend today?
>>384048943
Im drinking Dr.Pepper Cherry top tier drink.
>>384049157
not much
>>384048931
fucking dead
HMW and Axe are both pretty cool. A shame.
>>384049032
shroomed is like 3"5 or so you likely wouldnt even see him on stream
>>384048931
He's already advanced
>>384048943
>cornsyrup
>not cane sugar
what do you expect
>>384049157
dashizwiz got arrested
Axe's movement makes my boipussy wet
M2K apparently had a pretty close set with Bladewise as well. Things not looking good for him rn, hopefully he cleans up by the time bracket starts
>>384048891
I told her it was important to me and that it'd be good luck for my favorite playerMangoif she watches
>>384049157
mango lost to wobbling and spilled his water on nintendude. nintendude didn't know how to handle it so he just walked away awkwardly. mango is banned from tourny.
Shroomed 2-0 Wobbles
>syrox eliminated
i cant believe that people fell for the hype
>>384049157
Ice lost to a Luigi
M2k almost lost to a Luigi
axe has the practice with mang0
poor waff
>>384049273
Go wash your ass you nasty faggot
>>384048943
lacroix master race reporting
>>384049014
At least you're watching it with /v/
>>384048964
Don't know, but it would be cool
>>384049425
luigi wins the matchup against fox and sheik
>black guy getting BTFO
based smash
>>384049157
Shiz got wobbled and shot the guy on stream. he is still in the tourney though because his Falco is pretty sick. not sure if he will be DQd.
>>384049425
Ice... no...
>>384048943
facts
I hope we get a Luigi invisible ceiling.
>>384049396
with sheik?
>>384049519
they're both black tho
>>384049569
He came from Germany for this
>>384049569
Ice is trash. There's a reason he's literally only relevant at Yuro tournaments.
>>384049425
and you guys thought Plup was sandbagging. oh how foolish you'll be looking when he is 4 stocking M2K later in bracket.
Zhu vs Chu coming up. Ever since EVO 2016, I've been scared for Chu
>>384049637
Axe is honorary aryan
>>384049507
kill yourself
>>384049637
one is niggier
>>384049412
>""""30 in the world""""
>loses to keyboard hax, ka-master and bladewise
Syrox is the most overrated player atm.
>>384049658
I know, I like his personality a lot and I wish he would be top 8 constantly
rip
Just got off from work
Any upsets yet?
>Axe's power shielding
He's so fucking consistent. Goddamn.
i missed shiz earlier, how's he looking?
>>384049412
>muh netplay
>>384049569
Hes been falling off ever since Big House. It sucks being an Ice fan.
>>384049960
in losers
>>384049936
yes, i'm upset there's been no samuses on stream
>>384049960
black
>>384049637
Axe is one of those guys who went to an all white high-school and has never said the word nigga in his life.
>>384049960
lost to nintendude
>>384049960
he double elimated Gatzhu, lost to an ice climbers, don't know if he's still in
>M2K will be playing Leffen
RIP BIG LEFF
>>384049960
mentally sloppy, technically good
Waff always asking for advice after he loses.
>>384049960
amazing but he ran into fucking Nintendude of all fucking people
god I hate nintendude he's the faggot at the party ruining everyone's fun
Anyway he fucked up gatzu in winners and in losers 4-0
Whos /poor/ here?
I hope you're ready for that liquid fire.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqBXklH3qKc
We hate Chu now right?
>>384049960
Beat the shit out of mango for calling him a nigger they're both in cuffs
>>384050110
i FUCKING love mew2king vs leffen. literally no better match up
>>384050060
nice fanfic
>>384049960
Black, muscular, and passionate. Don't be surprised to see him in top 32 while cuckolding all the white boys in the venue.
>saw liquid shirt and tabbed out thinking it's hbox
i'm glad it's chu instead. zhu has a chance
>>384050238
>Chu
No. He's our guy. We hate Zhu.
>>384044628
He truly is. Fuck the mango faggots
>>384050241
Mango vs Leffen
which one of these boys would you fuck?
Why are all Ice Climbers mains such nice people?
>>384050110
>m2k vs leffen
Is leffen salty/complained about something yet? I'm worried for m2k.
>>384050320
>whites
>fighting games
>>384050238
He'll always be my guy
>>384050249
but he went tomy high school
>>384050110
Not if our boy Westballz beats Leffen first (he won't)
>>384050238
Somebody post the list
>>384050110
shook2king almost lost to a luigi. he's done.
N0ne vs S2J coming up!
Zhu beat Chu last evo.
>>384049989
I wouldnt call me a fan, I just really like him as a person
>>384050414
It's all an act, they don't want someone to Shiz them.
>>384050436
>melee
>fighting game
>>384050110
leff going to win
m2k too sloppy today
>>384050238
>Chu knows how to win
that he does
he just asked zhu if he could practice wobbling on him
Chu just beat Zhu not on stream
Zhu historically shits on Chu.
Zhu 2-0 calling it.
>>384050495
>>384043797
He solved IC's. Not Chu
>>384050495
where
why aren't they running a secondary stream
>>384041964
underrated post
oh great its chudat, another cock gobbler wobbler
>>384050238
>>384050369
Chu is 30 years old. He still lives with his mom. His girlfriend left him last year and his car has over 200,000 miles on it. When melee dies, his life will probably be hell
>>384050627
Wizzrobe is not our guy wtf
Top 32 is Bo5 right?
>>384050596
Leffen won't make it past Weston Dennis.
>>384050760
Chu is taking care of his sick mom, you asshole.
>attacking someone during handwarmers
fuck this triggers me so fucking much
i hope zhu gets shat on
let's be real the tournament ending today is a huge advantage for floaties. playing a spacie on that level for so many hours in a single day is gonna be very hard. Armada can just chill and bop people with Peach all day, same for Hbox. They will be almost full power in Top 8 meanwhile Mango/Leffen and even possibly M2K will be fucked from playing with high intensity all day and their hands will hurt by then.
What do we have here?
>>384050815
only top 8 I believe
>>384050760
>implying he won't have a career in rap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B05DVqBUTBs
>>384050815
lol
top 4, i think, like last year
>>384050627
remove hax
>>384050815
Nope, Bo5 is only WF,LF,GF if I'm not mistaken.
>>384050398
>STILL no sextape of leffen getting his boipucci bred by mango
why live?
>>384050775
>wizz is not out guy
>>384050815
>expecting evo to be anywhere near every other major
drop the 2 and you've got it
>>384050760
He does have a job you know
>>384041808
>loss
>>384050760
jesus effin christ that's me man. i don't even have a car anymore, I junk yard it.
;_; wtf happened to me.
What makes Chu's sopo so good?
zhu? more like poo
Nani?
>>384050775
every falcon is our guy you imbecile
What did Scar mean by that whole segment?
>>384051007
You didn't try. Join the army desu
>Chu has handoffs now
Holy fuck I thought I never see the day, brace yourself faggots
YEEEAYUZ
>>384051040
neutral
sopo has tools, but it's tough to deal if you don't know how
>>384050879
>>384050913
>>384050975
Holy shit why didn't everyone boycott them for pulling this shit again.
We basically ARE Evo these days.
>>384051007
Clean your room
>>384051062
Autism. Don't question it
>>384050987
>He does have a job you know
a job in what?
and doesn't he still live with his mother?
>No sadistic ICs player that wobbles to 290~% every single time
>>384051040
he used to host low tier tourneys back in the day and honed is sopo like nobody's business
>>384043306
did he win the set?
https://twitter.com/polarity_kupo/status/886345756138815488
GUYS!!!!
>>384050897
Hax is a bipolar perfectionist who cares so much about competing in a children's party game he invented his own controller.
How is he not /ourguy?
>>384051062
Why is this shit not banned again?
I think that was the first time I've ever seen chu do a handoff
>>384051164
kek
>>384051164
the pot is too good
>>384051221
>https://twitter.com/polarity_kupo/status/886345756138815488
nah nah nah
>>384051221
>3:04 pm
Lel
>>384050760
t. butthurt mango fanboy faggot
>>384050987
streaming is not an independent job, it's tied directly to his melee success
>>384051221
>hax
>or hbox
truly this choice is actual hell, nothing is good
Serious Chu is so menacing.
new thread where
>>384051090
>implying that wizzrobe is anywhere near as hype as s2j/n0ne
can't wait for him to delay the stream for 20 minutes again
why is melee so old and boring.
If it got a netcode release on the switchwith balance updatesit would be interesting for the first time since like 2002
>>384051242
bipolar isn't the right adjective you'd use to describe hax
"It's 1-1 hax vs. Hbox and someone asks for a cube to get swapped out lmao"
https://twitter.com/polarity_kupo/status/886347569286135808
>>384051445
I don't care what you think of hax, if you don't want him to beat hbox you're a traitor
>>384051221
>asians acting black
>>384051553
>playing fighting games online
nobody does this
>>384051242
he's a blowhard who spouts memes and panders to reddit trying to shill his stupid shitbox
>>384050867
why does this image make me kek so much
>>384051221
Friendly reminder that Hax said he was unnerfing the box and bringing back perfect wavedash angles specifically for Hbox.
He was also playing on a different controller with normal wavedashes vs Kage than when he was at Mango's, implying he has a nerfed and unerfed one.
YEAHUZZ
>>384051553
>with balance updates
Nintendo would make it fucking unrecognizable as Melee if they did this and you know it. It would be a good idea if you could trust it to be done by someone who would just buff the weak characters instead of destroying all the good ones, but there's no way that would ever happen.
Alright, lets go Chu, worried for nothing
>>384051242
someone repost his chat logs with leffen. he's nuts.
>>384051804
He was drunk and joking around you dip
>>384051629
>someone asks for a cube to get swapped out
Wut
>>384051629
You just KNOW hbox and crunch asked for the cube change to tilt hax.
Please god let Hax win.
also wtf why wasn't this on stream
>>384051653
>black
Are you blind
>None vs S2J
GET HYPED
>>384051952
hbox plays with an ice cube shoved up his ass, on longer sets he need to replace it
>>384052063
Because EVO sucks
>>384052158
Pulling for n0ne to rock this shit
S2J is so clutch
Dicks out for n0ne
>>384044982
>turning of the stream when they might force me to pay again to watch 60fps
>>384052523
that's not how it works you dingus
hax forfeit game 3 against Hbox because the B0xx was fucking up
>>384052562
that's how it worked 2 evos ago. Your new is showing.
>>384052097
>acting
are you?
CLUTCH2J
I feel like n0ne vs s2j sets are always the hypest ditto sets
>>384052659
>I'm new because something isn't the same as it was two years ago
You are not very smart, are you
>>384053281
keep turning off that stream then pay for it later good goy
>>384051825
that's the worst part I would still like melee if it had some life breathed into it but nintendo would just mariokart rubberband the shit out of it. It just feels so old hat when it was once a fucking epitome of technical and mechanical entertainment.
Since you actually read and responded please look over my other post in the new thread >>384053171
I don't know if I'm too old or cynical or what and I'll instantly get a red card for saying any other game I like to play or watch and written off. So throw me a bone and give me an honest response instead of something like
"lls old pasta"
or the like