Have you ever tried to make a video game?

>>383991418
Yes

Have I ever tried to finish a game
no______

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Closest I came was some NWN module. Had such high ideas, multiple factions warring where you dropped and while you didn't need to align with any, you'd be robbing yourself of safe zones and profitable transactions if you didn't

Have what 'm listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn85sA9caFs

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>>383991418
Kind of.

I'm in the middle of building a stand alone mod for Far Cry 2. With added features, improvements and a new story.
But it has been 3 years already.

>>383991418
Warcraft 3 map editor
And rpg maker
Do those count

if you count modeling and animating as making game

>>383991418
I made a small memory card game in delphi. The most simple game without using any imported graphics, but it was fun

>>383991418
Is this girl the new mascot of /v/ or something, I've been seeing constant threads spamming her the past few days.

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>>383991418
I'm working on a satania dating sim right now

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Doing map and level design for one
It's looking good

Even if you made this thread just to shill your this semon demon waifu

>tfw want to make a game
>don't know where to start

i made an RPG maker thing a long time ago, does that count?

>>383992782
Assembly

>>383992782
>download unity
>make game

>>383991418
i want to fuck satania

I have a foundation, general story, character concepts, and how I want everything to be

problem is I've procrastinated for 2 years I dont know why I'm so scared to do it

>Want to make a game
>Remember I won't be able to publish it because Steam Greenlight is dead

wew

>>383993313
you just have to pay $100 for each game you want to publish

>>383992782
Here you go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yk-S8GKNKxM

>>383992683
she is autistic enough to be actually.

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>>383991418
I downloaded a game maker then I realize I can't draw nor code.

I can make some crappy synthwave music and that's it.

sad

>>383993356
That's it? I thought the pay wall was going to be massive, you had to pay 100 before but only once

>>383991418
why there is no good porn of her

>>383993356
yeah and if it's good and makes $1000 in sales you can get your $100 back

>>383993058
What's the difference between personal and the other Unity choices?

>>383993423
before you had to pay $100 to get a CHANCE for your game to get published. now you literally just pay 100 bucks and get it published instantly. steam is fucked desu

>>383993504
Licensing stuff afaik.

I'm making a CLI text adventure while learning C# atm
If I could figure out how to show japanese characters I could include ASCII art anime girls in it.

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maybe

>>383993662
So you can't sell your shitty indie pixel story-based survival open-world crating female protagonist game that you made on Unity personal?

>>383992735
You should make a satania bullying sim instead

>>383992683
>new mascot of /v/
No. She's a recent meme girl from an anime, however.

>>383993776
Not him but I think no and also if your game sells past a certain amount you have to pay Unity back a percentage of the revenue

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>>383993835
delet

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>>383992683
Hell no, the queen of /v/ reigns supreme.

>>383993890
How many percent of sales are taken by Steam and Unity?

>>383993759
wait a second. i recognize that avatar!

>>383991418
I want to cuddle Satania

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>>383994038
You saw nothing.

Do I have to pay to sell shitty app games? I know the provider of the platform gets a cut, but making a ton of cash like that flappy bird guy with a meme game sounds interesting

>>383991418
I'd like to rub my cheek against Satania's.

>>383994021
Steam takes a 30% cut minimum

From what I've just read Unity licensed version does not take royalties but if you made more than 100k or 200k $(Don't remember which) with the free version they require you to upgrade to the pro version

I made some shitty game in a children's program language called scratch. The game was basically 1 player pong and the ball was a picture of my friends face. Every time you hit the ball it made some retarded noise I made.

>>383994114
>Someone recognizes an avatar
>Person is bashful
>Looks like Undertale
>Called Undertail
>Know that Undertail is hentai
>You post a gif

I have questions. You will answer them immediately.

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>>383994239
>Steam takes 30% minimum
Does this mean they can suddenly give me an e-mail saying that they're going to ramp up the rent to 60%?

>>383993759
>>383994038
>>383994114
Get a load of this samefag

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>>383994501
Not answering them is what keeps people coming. I just rebooted the project after a year due to life stuff.

>>383994564
I'm too lazy to screenshot to show otherwise. I should be asleep.

>>383993995
Why is this puppy so gay?

>>383993058
He said "make a game", not pressing a bunch of buttons in an editor and pretending to be a programmer.

I tried once.
>choppy, inconsistent framerates
>near-constant crashes
>frequently would refuse to load
>one of the characters model would only load the legs for some reason
It was uh... It was something, alright.

Been about a year and a half since then, and I've recently been tempted to make something like Binding of Isaac, but have no clue where to start, and forgot all of the shit I knew.

For my computer science class in highschool we got to tool around with Visual Basic so I decided to make a ripoff of the first Legend of Zelda. You could move, swing your sword, and go into buildings. That's as far in as I got.

>>383991418
I tried to make something with RPG Maker.
Worked for a few weeks on scenes, enemies, animations, etc, until I realized I had no idea to program and could only use the most basic shit the game had to offer, which didn't really work at all for what I had in mind.
Never tried again.

>>383992782
Toby Fox fucked around in game maker and look at him now. You don't want your hand held from start to finish in order to finish a game

>>383991418
I made a pretty extensive mod for Morrowind taking place in the statecraft universe, but I never finished it. Did make several HL1 and TF2 maps though.

>>383997049
Hello me.

How hard is it to port games to Linux if I'm devving on windows or vice versa?

>>383992782
Learn to code

If you can't do that then give up

>>383992782
First target what you want to do, do you want to make a whole game on your own or be on a team ? Well shit if the first then you need to learn programming as a must, so google how to code a game and lurk stuff

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posting superior flavor of the month

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74
Which game is this

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>>383995882
>meanwhile in my computer science class it was nothing but how to use microsoft office and how to microtype

>>383992683
She's just Umaru for 2017

What year was Umaru again?

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>>383993995
You're not even queen of your designated shitting street, don't peddle that meme here

[literally who intensifies]

>>383991418
Three times in total. An RPG made with RPG Maker way back in highschool; a choose-your-own-adventure text game for my girlfriend as a birthday gift; and an action game that never really got off the ground due to my ineptitude with programming.

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>>383991418
>start programming game
>remember I lack creativity and am shit at art and music

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>>383991418
No though there are some things I always wanted to experiment.

As much as I want to try to make a game, programming language scares me (you have to memorize a shitton of things right?). That and I need to at least be somewhat decent in drawing so that I can make the characters and all that jazz.

>>383991418
>think about making a game
>realize that my dream game has already been made a few times in the form of Q3/QL and all the CPM iterations and clones
>no point in trying to make yet another Quake clone anyway

You gotta make games you'd want to play right? There's no point in me trying when perfection has already been achieved by Reflex and Warsow.

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>>384001560
>start concepting game
>remember I lack intelligence and am shit at programming and computers

>>383991418
Once did a buncha writing for one. Created a buncha races and shit, bigass backstory and a hige universe an shit. I had zero computer skills to actually make it happen and basically just did it for fun cuz I like writing and universe building.

>>384001721
>Lack intelligence
That's shorthand for saying, "I am lazy and legitimately cannot be fucked to learn how to do some basic coding; that shit looks haaaard."

>>383991418
My dream game is too ambitious to solo, but I don't have any good ideas for simpler stuff that I can solo.

Tried to make a custom map in twWarhammer. Got angry and gave up 10 min in. I imagine making a game is harder than that so kudos to ppl who actually do it

>>383991418
Yeah. I participate in 72 hour game jams at least once a year.

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>mfw 2 games I worked in are on steam
>mfw they are both shit games I didn't get paid for because I was a fresh grad and the company was a startup that couldn't pay

>>384001843
What's the difference?

Yeah

I'm a l dunce and couldn't learn programming. I'm also incompetent at art.

Forever an ideas guy.

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>Buy/pirate programs i need to make dream game
>Realize i know nothing about making games and that if i try to make dream game right now I'll get stuck and lose interest

>>384002107
Are they shit?

>>384002114
One is genuinely stopping you.

The other is just you being a useless shit who CHOOSES not to put in the effort and make more of yourself.

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>>384002107
>being a dumb cuck working for free

It's people like you that make it so companies can freely jew people our age with unpaid internships.

>>384001446
how did the text game go? was she happy?

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>>384001884
You could always just crowdfund market it based entireley on a series of HD rendered cutscenes and promise literally everything to everyone then vaporware the shit out of it. Seems to work for STar Citizen. At this point theyve accumulated more funding than most AAA games. Yet somehow still havent released anything except some space ship models and a few short cutscenes with nothing happening for a decade. People STILL keep pledging money.

Vaporwear is the future of gaming development bruh.

>>384002176
One is an RPG maker game that I made like 20 custom sprites for and the other is an endless runner with microtransactions

You tell me if they are shit.

>>384002237
It lead me to my current job and I'll never work for video games again, so there's that.

>>384002107
Dont feel down anon. They paid you in EXPIERIENCE! and thats priceless!!!!!

>>384002239
She was actually! Very flattered and happy about it. Totally worth smacking my head against the keyboard, trying to learn the most basic things about coding, having not the slightest background in that sort of thing.

Turned out she was an attention-seeking, gold-digging bitch who shortly after suggesting we "Go on a break," hooked up with some other cunt who showered her with more presents and let her walk all over him, but I still don't regret seeing her smile.

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>>383991418

>>384002518
i was expecting her thinking you were an autistic faggot who cant even buy her a normal gift, but what you did is pretty sweet. i hope you find a girl who will appreciate you for yourself and not your gifts

>>384002282
It's not as ambitious as Star Citizen, but to solo it would take a decade. I've been working on a demo that I could use to attract some investors and/or more team members, but it's slow going.

>>384002740
Already have. It had to be pointed out by two other friends though. Apparently she's been crushing on me for SIX YEARS and I never got her hints. I swear, one of the friends was practically beating her head on the wall at times just telling her, "Give up on him sweetie; he's fucking hopeless."

And yes, she is getting a game too, as soon as I remember how the fuck I ever did anything. The code's gone from making sense to "What is this witchcraft?"

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>>384003907
>a girl crushing on you for 6 years
WHY NOT ME GOD

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I will start next week or the next. Already got Unreal
I have to learn C++ anyway so I might as well do it while making geimu

I will actually get serious and make my dream game if I manage to grab the license out of Square if they ever put it on "sale" like they did for Fear Effect

I keep making the framework to put a game in, then get demotivated because my art is bad. Then i go do actual work to make money and start another project. Kill me desu

>>383991418
Yes. When I was introduced to programming I made a text based game with multiple answer alternative and actions. It was fun to code

>>384004126
Is... is it TWEWY?

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>>384004806
I wish but that's way too recent anon.

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>>383991418
if i had the resources and technical know-how, i would try to make a low-poly souls style rpg where you play as a paladin who has awoken to an apocalyptic world in which skellies and ghosties ravage the land

>>384004093
She's a bit odd... Apparently she likes the way I stopped giving a shit about not offending people who need to be offended around the time I entered college. Plus the fact I managed to Socratic Method her to the point she completely re-assessed her faith and beliefs. The English accent helps too.

I do not recommend using this method on other girls.

I work as a level designer, so yes.

>>384005559
how long would it take on average to create your pic related? the textures, the animations and the model

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>>383993995
>>383992683
>>383993391
Lol.

>>383991418
>tfw have a ton of ideas for games saved on notes, both short and long
>tfw started making two of them on rpg maker
>tfw no motivation to continue because I wont get any money for using shit like music and texture from other people

This sucks. I would have to create assets for the game and thats the hardest part.

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>>383993425
there's quite a bit actually

http://satania.moe/
So this is a thing.

>>383991418
Yes,

>>384008767
this is unsettling

>>384008767
>leddit

Of fucking course.

>>384008767
Casual anime shitters ruined Himouto and now they're ruining Gabriel Dropout

I'm glad Dogakobo adapted them but at the same time I wish they hadn't, anime shitters give manga fans a bad name

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>tfw literally have my hard cock out right now fapping to satania while I post this

>>383993416
Find an artist and a coder that need a music guy

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>>384008767
Self-Aware weebs were a mistake.

>>384005559
I will fund this

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>>384009993
Need some help ;3

>>383998601
Pic very unrelated?

>>383991418
I have written a program that is capable of producing all video games ever to be made in a finite amount of time.
(It also produces every piece of literature along the way.)

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>>384010282
That sounds so juicy anon, I'm sure my mouth could wrap around it and give it the attention it deserves
I wish I was there to take that leaking pre onto my tongue as well

>>384008767
How much longer can this page be?

I keep scrolling and it just doesn't end.

Also they're shitters if they don't realize that how perfect Satania is for bullying is what makes her great.

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>>384010379
Fuck, I'd destroy you. I'm gonna go cum, thanks for the help.

>>383991418
Yup
I built a platformer type game in highschool called cloud 9
It was basically just a reskined mario but i still built it from scratch

>>384010282
just get an onahole

yall niggas gay

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>>384008767
>Join the Subreddit
Where did it all go so wrong?

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Superior flavor of the month girths coming through
I didn't expect the truck-kun OVA to tug on my heart as much as it did

>>383993995
>papika
>queen of /v/
>when nobody on /v/ probably watch flip floppers

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>>384009993
>>384010173
>>384010282
>>384010379
>>384010490
>>384010612

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Why does everyone avatarfag red girl when main girl is literal perfection? Haven't watched the show.

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>>384010926
Just a little fun, anon.
Go about your day as you would.

>>384011051
because they're retards who relate to the bullied retard who can't do anything right

meanwhile main girl is a hopeless neet

>>384011051
>Haven't watched the show.
Yeah, no shit.

>>384010612
That was great. If only you were here to clean up the mess. What's your steam?

>>384010815
Too small.

>>384011375
Have my Discord instead
Ghalla#2966

>>384011486
I'm going to jerk off for you and make vids of me cumming for you. It should be fun.

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How's the QA going?

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>>384011486
>>384011604

>>383991612
So you made thousands off of alpha stage game on steam?

>>384011375
I suggest going over to /jp/ and checking out their onahole general. in short just get an R20 if youre a big guy

>>383998601
I want to protect those butt cheeks.

>>384005559
>i would try to make a low-poly souls style rpg
i think i've read this line a thousand times already, fags allways come here say this and never make a shit damn progress

I made a lunar lander clone in basic 15 years ago.
Lost the source code unfortunately.

>>383992782
Learn some code so you'll understand programming concepts, download UE4 and follow some tutorials so you'll know what it takes to at least understand and make blueprints, gradually start filling in all the blanks, download Blender and follow some tutorials, keep expanding on everything you want to learn and discover what you're good at and/or find fun, rinse repeat.

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I honestly don't get it. Why does anime bring out all of the erping degenerate faggots?

>>383995616
>pressing a bunch of buttons in an editor and pretending to be a programmer.
Welcome to software development in 2K17.

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>>383991418
I'd like to make a game about a dumb asshole with delusions of grandeur from hell who gets relentlessly bullied by angels

>>383991418
Still trying right now. I've been doing research for almost a year now and I feel I'm nearing the end. After this, it's writing the story and learning how to draw. Not too worried for the coding as I've been doing it for a few years on other projects. Music is something I'll deal with eventually.

>>384011680
I want her to kick me like that.

>>384012786
You know the memes may be getting out of hand but that show was good for a chuckle.

>>384011617
Oh, I see Japanese have that funny \=¥ glitch(?) as well.
It's not only us stupid gaijin.

>>383994658
No one would miss an opportunity to prove them wrong, no matter how "sleepy" you are. Hmmmm and the "other guy" didn't either.

>>383991418
I have made several. Nothing that took more than a few hours to code, mind you, and nothing I would have any hope of selling.

What's that arrow thing below your Splatfest ranking?

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>>384008767
>page just goes on and on
>all those fucking charts
>Even Pope Francis loves Satania.
>"Satania is my number two waifu, the number one being Jesus of course!
I bless her and all her followers!"

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I did, multiple times. I spent way too much time getting this wall-walking mechanic to work, but now I just don't know where to go with this prototype. It doesn't quite *feel* right, it still feels like Unity jank.
Not because there's no textures or because the animation/modeling is pretty much the first animation/modeling I've ever done, but because the movement just feels weird.

>>383997327
The king of a band of smelly autists? No thanks

>>384016497
with enough money in his pocket not to work for a single day for the rest of his life

>>383992782
Whatever you do, don't use unity. You can move on to that once you learn some programming. learn C and ask >>>/g/dpt or google for help.

>>383994504
Pull a minecraft and distribute the game yourself. Hosting should be shit because your game is gonna be shit lamo

>>384016351
Looks fine to me, although I don't know what you wanted it to "feel" like. From what I saw, it looks like the character has some type of "flip gravity 90 degrees" ability. Make there front to back manipulation as well and now we're talking. I'd play the hell out of an FPS with crazy instant gravity.

>>384017747
The idea was that, when you hold Shift, you can walk on any wall you touch by walking up to it. I played around with a bunch of different kinds of gravity, including one that shifted gravity 90 degrees in any direction on a button press, but I liked the way walking on walls felt.

It's tough to see what I'm getting at in the video, it's mostly something that would come from getting your hands on the game. It's easy to glitch the movement if you're not careful.