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>repeats the last statement you made in a childish voice >DO

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>repeats the last statement you made in a childish voice
>DO IT, NERD!
>It's unclear
>funzies
>REVELAYATONS

How do we fix SBFP?
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>>383953685
>How do we fix SBFP?

Kill Matt, move out of Canada, make something out their lives.
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Chewie and Fuckface solo channel.
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>>383953685
Get Liam back.
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>>383953685
It's beyond fixing. Not only the channel is stagnated but also the community around it; it's just a bunch a nerds doing videos for their circlejerk of nerds.
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>>383953685
>implying funzies is bad
Agree with pretty much every thing else though, Matt is pretty obnoxious.
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>>383953685
Matt's face is on some guys wall just because he met me at a con and felt so strongly he framed it, dude. People wouldn't watch if he was gone.
Matt is the channel, you'd realize this if you guys left your little Pat circlejerk. Nobody but you fucks in the minority watch for Pat.
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>Matt's tantrum about a VR demo on the podcast
Does he not understand that being able to actually use his free time at a con is better than wasting three hours in a line?
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Murder Matt, bring Liam back, change the damn channel name, and do a playthrough of Countdown Vampires.
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>>383954707

>ywn fish for (You)s this desperately
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>>383955115
>unironically saying this when there are people wanting Liam back
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Pat and Woolie work well together, but I stopped watching after the Persona 5 video.

Tried watching LA Noir and I just couldn't get into. If they play something I like watching again I'll start watching.

I'm in the minority though, I guess most people don't like watching JRPGs get played.

Xenogears would be awesome.
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>>383954935
What happened?
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If they don't get Liam back for the Sonic Forces LP then it's guaranteed shit
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>>383955228

I referred to him pretending to be Matt and slipping up
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>>383953685
Give them some fucking crack or something. Low energy faggots without jokes need to find something else to do. Maybe podcasts? Everyone loves a slow boring podcast with two idiots not trained in improve(If they are, I hope they know they failed) try to make the funnies and entertain people.

Boring fucking lame asses, each and every one of them.
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>>383954707
Fuck off Matt
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>>383955289

DEY TOOKER
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>>383955289
After the shitstorm of huge wait times at VR demo kiosks at various events, the guys running the Sony booth gave out tickets for specific times rather than forming a line. Matt threw a tantrum because he needs to do it NOW right fucking NOW because he's a crybaby.
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>>383954935
>Woolies fervent defense of himself and "I just want to be accurate" nonsense after Plague called him out on liking the "Mission Complete" thing
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They're all absurdly annoying, except for Woolie who is just boring, but I don't see how anyone can tolerate Pat. He has no sense of diplomacy. How he has any friends with his attitude is beyond me. He desperately needs an ass beating.
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>>383955635
>How he has any friends with his attitude is beyond me.
hence why Liam left

and probably why his GF cucks him
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>>383955289
Matt threw a fit over having to get a ticket with a specific time he could play the demo instead of just waiting in line to play it, and I guess they also closed the demo kiosk early and he only got to play for a few minutes
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>>383955497
>Plague called him out on liking the "Mission Complete" thing
What?
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>>383953685
More David Cage games.
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>>383953685
>Matt and Woolie hijack the YoVideogames panel at EVO

What did they mean by that?
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>>383955635
>How he has any friends with his attitude is beyond me.

His IRL friends became co-workers before they could leave him. He has hundreds of "friends" (i.e. brown-nosers that will eat any amount of shit just to hang with someone famous) that play different games with him. For Honor, Overwatch, FFXIV, etc.

>He desperately needs an ass beating.

Never gonna happen. He's the most essential member of the channel. Liam leaving and literally nothing happening was the definitive proof that Woolie or Matt could drop off without much consequence, but not Pat
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>>383953685
the only problem is matt.
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>>383955905
They meant "pay me"
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when did you realize Rising Superstream is better than anything Best Friends?
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>>383953685
Post your face when Liam is still gone
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Wait what happened between Liam and Pat
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>>383956084
When Liam streamed Touhou and called it Sonic Boom
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>two weeks of incoming concasts
They should just force Pat to go to these things or AT LEAST phone in for the podcast if he's too autistic to leave home for a few days a year. Patless concasts are the worst.
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>>383955820
Woolie was talking about how at the end of the demo the androids hud gets some sort of mission complete message after saving the kid and Woolie said it was cool and Plague made a remark about how Woolie will always let something slide an get excited if it panders to him a little bit and Woolie did his usual "nonononono" and word vomit thing he does whenever he gets upset and doesnt to look shallow and started rambling how he didn't like it but he liked it and it was good but it's going to be bad and a bunch of other contradictory bullshit that makes no sense whenever he gets called out for being shallow
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>>383956104

What do you mean "still"? After a week there was no longer any chance of him ever returning

>No change at all in viewership or metrics
>Everyone gets a raise on account of having to split between 3 instead of 4
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>>383955275
They should go back and play Persona 5 because fuck Altus.
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>>383956104
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>>383956084
Go home Liam
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>>383953685
I don't mind everything else, but I'm so sick of him finishing other peoples sentences.
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>>383956115

Pat kept chasing after his boipucci and putting the moves on him. Eventually Liam had enough
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>>383956115
Probably nothing but faggots love reading into things
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>>383956224
Got a timestamp or video excerpt?
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>>383955361
He's not wrong though. Matt is a central part of all this.
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>>383956115
Nothing.

>>383956084
It really is a damn shame how goddamn boring Liam is on his own. I tried watching some of his Nier: Automata streams, but he's just so uninteresting when solo. I suppose it's better than Pat's shit though, with him pausing the fucking game to read donations and messages from the chat mods constantly. Couldn't even make it past the tutorial when watching Pat.
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>>383956556
Thanks woolie.
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>>383956614
the reason I like Liam is because he isn't constantly shitting on games when he's playing them, he's more constructive and thoughtful

Pat is like stuck in the anal stage of life, literal manbaby
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>>383956195

I don't even listen if the podcast was recorded at a con

>buzzing and random noises
>recorded either at some corner of the con itself or at a hotel room
>awful audio
>guests are always some witless literally whos du jour which Matt invited in which completely fuck up their podcast dynamic
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>>383956556
>Implying dick size matters
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>>383956556
>w-white bois
>I'm not white
OK
Inb4 whatever racial slur you try next, I'm betting spic
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>>383955992
I'm not saying he needs to fuck off, he still has his moments. He just needs a good humbling experience. A good right hook from Woolie might do the trick. There was a moment during the Bloodborne playthrough where I legitimately thought it was gonna happen. But two years later he's still talking his shit.
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>Matt and Liam are the worst
>somehow Bestfriendsvania is good
I don't get it
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>>383953685
You stop watching rather than constantly frustrating yourself by subjecting yourself to their content.
If you're not getting anything out of something other than anger or boredom and you're not obligated to do it, then don't fucking do it.
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>>383956823
I bet the >can dance and cook
Hit a nerv eyyy?
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>>383956556

Woolie doesn't have a BBC, though. His Jojo underwear pics made him look underwhelming in that department. Hank Hill ass, too
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>>383956556
If SBFP is the sample group for your claims, then you're absolutely right. Pat is the poster boy for loud mouthed white guy who can't back it up, and Matt is just outright annoying, but at least him and Woolie seem like they're actually friends.
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>Woolie turned Matt down when he came up with the best friends idea to go watch street fighter streams and comes in later after its a success
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>>383957014
It was cold that day, your dick goes 3 inches into your body to survive the rough temperatures
>>383957046
This guy gets it
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>>383956843
>A good right hook from Woolie might do the trick.

Come on, eh? He never did anything to warrant something that extreme

Either way, from my experience, people like that just get worse when that sort of thing happens. They feel even more justified in their misanthropy and considering everyone as a potential threat
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>>383956843
>He just needs a good humbling experience. A good right hook from Woolie might do the trick.

It's Canada dude. 100% guaranteed jailtime if you do that, even if wasn't on camera
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>>383957242

t. Woolie
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>>383956843

The strength argument?

Yeah I was prepared to hear the sound of Pat being body slammed on the coffe table.

He was completely wrong too, calling STR in BB useless lol.
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>>383957794
Episode?
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>>383956104
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>>383957434
It's not that extreme, imo. He's a loud-mouthed asshole. But you're right. He's a little too old to learn any lesson from it. Teenage Pat shoulda got his ass beat.
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>>383953685
>How do we fix SBFP?
stop watching other people play games and then posting about it.
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>>383957957
Teenage Pat did get his ass beat, he talks about getting in fights as a kid a lot and states that he didn't win many of them
It made it worse because he knows he can take a beating
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>>383957897
25 IIRC
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>>383957959
bump :)
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>>383958074
Well shit, idk what it is then. He's fine most of the time, just arguments bring out the worst in him. He's so sure of fucking everything that comes out of his mouth.
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Matt is the best best friend, everyone on here are just bitter old men who aren't capable of having fun anymore.
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>wipeout

Oh boy, another joke Matt's going to pummel for 10 episodes
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>>383958491
t.underage
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>>383958382

Fucking decking someone out of nowhere over him giving you shit is completely cowardly dude

First you tell the person in clear terms that he's better cut it out or else. Escalating into bodily harm without warning puts you squarely in the wrong

Besides, if Woolie did it he'd lose his job in which gets to fuck around and play vidya for money + possible go to jail. Not worth it. If the guy's verbally abusing you, verbally abuse back
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>>383953685
>actually watching and investing your life into fat, ugly, fake friend substitutes/online babysitters
Jesus christ that's fucking pathetic. Go back to your subreddit or get some actual human interaction.
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>>383956614
Go watch Liam's Kingdom Hearts FM streams. They were pretty good imo. Genuine reactions and first time playing it.
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>>383958939

>coming into threads you know you're not gonna like
>wasting time to post in them

Jesus christ that's fucking pathetic. Go back to your subreddit or get some actual human interaction.
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>>383959034
sorry that I struck a nerve faggot, e-celebs aren't videogames though so please return to your subreddit so you can circlejerk over your fake friends with like minded pathetic fucks.
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>>383959379

why are you still in this thread if it bothers you so much
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>>383953685
>you forgot "For a second I thought you were going to say [dumb thing that doesn't make any sense for Woolie/Pat to say]
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>>383958840
You're not wrong. I'm looking at it from a friend angle, not a business angle. And as unskilled and uncharismatic as these guys are it's impossible for them to do anything else with their lives.
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>>383958121
ty
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>It's another tubeshitter thread full of children
Remember that time when Video Games?
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>>383959431
Oh shit nigga he destroyed you, better go to tumblr and tell matt you tried to defend him.
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>>383959760
Oh right, my mistake, let me got o one of the 10 softcore porn threads, or maybe a pet thread.. Hmmm or maybe find the latest DUDE WEED LMAO thread, those are much more video games
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>>383958839
Tfw 28 JOKES ON YOU
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>>383953685
find better youtubers
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>>383954367
I only slightly disliked Matt, but his return after the Chewie & Fuckface show made me realize how much of a drain he actually is on the channel as a whole.
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>people call Woolie a retard every thread
>never got what they meant, he didn't seem that stupid
>listen to last week's podcast where he tries to explain apples as a symbol of redemption
okay, you guys were right
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Woolie and Pat usually end up being pretty bad. The Cat Lady looks like it's going to be another insufferable pseudo-intellectual fuckfest.

When there's a duo with Matt, he's usually my least favorite of the two, but anything without him is worse than anything with him.
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>>383960502
This, i don't even watch any LPs he is part of now, he just fucking sucks.
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>>383953685

have pat woolie and plague do a compfy lp or something have liam guest appear and have matt on RARELY (i know plague probably wont talk much but its worth)
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>>383954213
Why would they downgrade their standards of living?
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>>383960291
thats even more sad
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>>383953685
>It's another mods show blatant favoritism episode
These threads are the epitome of shitposting, the games they play aren't even 10% of the subject matter. It's just non stop bitching about how bad they've been for the last 3 years.
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Is there a newsletter for when there's a Mattless podcast? I was spoiled by the era of Chewy and Fuckface.
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>>383956253
>>Everyone gets a raise on account of having to split between 3 instead of 4
not quite right i dont think. they got an actual editor/tech around the time liam left and gave his pay to him
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>>383959806
>>383960878
>>383961008
Since you posted spoilers for weebshit shovelware last time, it's a known fact that the threads you like are the worst on the board.
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>>383955415
Well I'm sorry to hear that.
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>>383956275
Yeah, I absolutely agree. It's too bad Atlus hasn't said, "OK everyone, go ahead!" yet.
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>>383960656
When woolie tries to be profound you can hear the gears in his head creaking
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>>383961546
>>383961008
>>383960878
Don't you have some LE THICCC XDD thread to be posting in?
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Does someone have a sauce on the walking dead season 2 apology? Apperantly Matt apologised but Pat doubled down on the Kenny hate, claiming your a psycho if you like him.

The fucking irony. Someone like Kenny would actually be useful in that scenario. Someone like Pat would only be good for one thing, what Shane does to Otis in season 2 of the show (Shane's limping, Otis is fat, Shane shoots him in the leg, takes his shit and runs, letting him be eaten to buy himself time to escape.) You would honestly be better on your own then with a cunt like him.
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>>383961889
>t. "Did you buy [ugly cartoon girl]'s game?"poster
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>>383955312

Liam will never come back because when he does he has to finish Sonic Unleashed.
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>>383962000
French Canadians are faggots what do you expect, anyone who has any male personality traits threaten them. At least we can take some joy in that pats GF is most likely cucking him with every camping trip or otherwise she goes on with just her and some guys.
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The channel will get demonetized over someone getting triggered. Pat and Woolie are smart and already have one foot out the door. Although Woolie should be streaming instead of doing another channel. I guess he wants to save himself the embarrassment of only pulling in Liam numbers.
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>>383960656
>>383961813

Forced to go church and listen to bible shit all the time. Can't even remember what the fucking Apple represents.
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>Entire L.A noire lp has turned into them shitting on Roy, even trying to claim he shoot a suspect they were tailing for no reason.
>Entire walking dead season 2 lp was them shitting on Kenny.

Why do they have such shit taste? Roy and Kenny are fucking top tier.
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>>383962250
>E-celebs, NOT videogames
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>>383962342
Pat gets triggered by dumb bullshit, and Matt can't stand up to him when Pat is genuinely upset.
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>>383962342
Dude.. Roy's racism and sexism is gross.
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>>383960239
Not the OP for this, but he has somewhat of a point.


The last thread yesterday went on for an abysmal amount of time and was 60% just forlorn complaints and tirades over the smallest shit with unnecessary reaction.

I posted in it too (I was the guy with pic related) but this is just a new level of sadness from /v/, and it brings out the ALL E-CELEBS ARE GARBAGE cancer.
For fuck's sake, people like >>383956843 are now advocating violence for dynamics that perpetually have existed for the majority of the channel's run. That's not criticism, and tag in >>383957014 necessary counter-arguments and it is, again, forlorn.
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Pats streaming FF12 Zodiac Age right now if anyone is interested. it's with Fuggins
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>>>/trash/
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So me and the missus were on vacation in Mexico for the 3rd time this month when I saw an AWSUM FOOKIN PUNISHER STATUE, BUT I HAVE NO ROOM BECAUSE OF MY GOUJI AND PREDATOR STATUES

WAT DO GUYS????
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>>383962228
>Livin da dream lp
>Pat states that if he ever got as much money as the main character his friends would never see him again.
>Tells a story about how he found his older brother doing something, his brother paid him to keep quiet and then immediately snitched on him because he knew he could get away with it.
>Starts saying if you can snitch and get away with it, fucking snitch.

That guy is fucking crazy, everyone explains to him how in dead cells you need to buy buffs that you lose when you die, and he'll steadily lose more money if he doesn't, and his only response is "But what if I need it later?" And getting antsy when everyone gives him more reasons he should.
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Matt is OG and I think Woolie ruined the show
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>/tv/ talks about RLM, TGWTG, YMS, etc.
>/mu/ talks about Fantano, p4k, Scaruffi, etc.
>/co/ talks about Rebeltaxi, Mr. Enter, Linkara, etc.

>/v/ in particular goes apeshit when youtubers get mentioned
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>>383962959
Fuck off, Matt.
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>>383962453
>Roy's Racism and sexism is gross.
>Implying the negro should be allowed to put his hand on him.
>implying the German Junkie Whore had any right to talk to him like that.

Don't be a cuck.
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>>383960502
I was hoping he would improve after taking time off, but if anything he got worse.
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>>383962975
>it's okay to be a faggot, everyone else is!
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>>383962468
>Fuggins
Dropped
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>>383962325
temptation, anon. Satan tempts Eve with the fruit of knowledge. I think it even uses the word temptation.
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>>383962804
Pat is narotic as fuck, but he is also an unapologetic shitbag. I love that aspect of him actually ,where he will go at lengths to tell people how horrible they are for doing something specifically terrible and reprehensible, and then immediately afterwards will talk about how he would do the same thing at the drop of a hat, I love how much of a shithead he is.
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>>383962975

It's vidya culture and since there's no /yt/ board and it doesn't go on /tv/, it belongs. This has literally been confirmed more than once. There are, however, some mods who still go rogue and delete them - Typically without a ban or warning, just because it ticks them off
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>>383955289
Matt wants to stand in a line for hours instead of being able to other things until it's his turn to play a demo, and it unreasonably angry that he can't.
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>>383962996
I never got the hate towards him on here. I've been watching them since 2011 and I think it's better with just Matt & Pat.
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Is it true pat's GF cucks him?
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>>383963304
Fuck off, Matt.
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Hear me out, Woolie, Pat Plauge and Paige
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>>383963187
e-celebs are video game culture if youre a massive faggot.
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Mfw jojo became their dumb meme machine and not gundam or kamen rider.
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>>383963105
>wanting to watch cuck Pat be passively aggressive and ungrateful as retards throw money at him
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>>383960239
>everyone else is shitposting so I'm gonna make things worse lmao #YOLO
Video Games.
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every couple of months or so they need to play a game which is generally regarded as being awesome. Also Matt's my favourite, even if Woolie is the original HerV bro.
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>>383963339
Sorry man, Woolie is garbage.
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>>383963187
Mods can pretty much do whatever they want on any board. There's a mod on /co/ that spergs out over any Steven Universe threads. And meta /v/ threads get deleted here even though Hiro said they were allowed.
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>>383963485
I agree, Matt.
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>>383963323
No, she is an anomaly in this world. She is super good looking, but has a big fetish for short, old, out of shape men. She talked about how when she sees a chubby or fat guy walking down the street she'll turn to watch, cause she likes em thicc. Also it might be because she's constantly dying.
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I sure love them videa gams
do you like the vidyo gaym?
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>>383963176
I did at first but recently it's starting to annoy me. That and Matt seems to always be nitpicking at things in games.
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>>383956730
>5
Wasn't a couple of podcasts ago recorded at some place suring or after a con? they had a couple of literally whos with them
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>>383963362
I can forsee such a combo ending with everyone shitting on Pat and Pat getting super mad over everyone making fun of his really specific hangups with video games and life in general.
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>>383963323
>goes on 3 day camping trips, just her and 1 other guy
You tell me
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>mfw The Cat Lady LP is actually really fucking good
>mfw it's because Pat and Woolie can let go without Matt hovering around them
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>>383953685
They already fixed it, they fired that worthless tumor that was Liam.
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Anyone else notice that weird thing where Matt will say the last word of someone elses sentence along with them? Nothing else except the last word
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>>383963668
Plagues the same though isn't he?
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>They keep playing shitty story "games"

Liam leaving really made them realize none of them can actually play games well at all. Is Woolie the guy that should play everything now? Pat just looks up info on what to do beforehand and pretends he didn't reeally really hard, and still ends up sucking when he has the controller.

Matt is just not even a video game guy to begin with. He's all about movies and shows and generally being unfunny and shitty.

>hurr durr I love Bloodborne!
>Didn't actually beat it though, I know my limits and you don't have to beat games to like them HAHA [SIMPSONS REFERENCE] FART GAS :^)

Fucking cancerous cunt.
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>>383963634
>couple of literally whos with them
I remember that
>Johnny Gat is a white dudebro gamer and killing him off was emblematic of saying gaming is for everyone
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>>383956778
>Only for GameBoy "Color"
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>>383963668
>Pat is talking about how fucking scared of spiders he is on the podcast while Plauge sits next to him alternating between thinking about that time a cat died in his hand and the sex stuff
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>>383963370
>mfw I like all 3 and melee
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>>383963841
>Woolie and Matt don't play SR so they just passively accept it
I wasn't even mad, just depressed.
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>>383963781
Yeah, but Plague is very cynical to his own views of the world. If everyone shat on him, he would just shrug and accept it, he doesn't really seem like the kind of guy who gets ruffled easily, where as Pat gets flustered and freaks out occasionally and its really easy to get under his skin if you know how to poke the right button
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>>383963904
>Plague and Paige feed off each other and talk bout weird sex stuff while Woolie groans and gets uncomfortable and Pat just shits himself right there
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>>383963790
You just summed up most bloodborne posters
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>Pat is slowly dying before our very eyes
>Woolie is too inept to properly maintain audio equipment
>Matt spews autism on everything he touches

Seems like they have about 6 months before its over.
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>>383963741
>Anyone else notice that weird thing where Matt will say the last word of someone elses sentence along with them?

It's one of the many little social tics someone with deep insecurities and self-confidence issues will do. Essentially, he's trying to "join the group" without doing anything that might upset anyone. This is why he always sticks to the same jokes, references "safe" media all the fucking time, and will almost always agree with someone, if not repeat what they said.

Hell, it's why he's got that huge, loud fake laugh.
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>>383964042
>Woolie groans but is secretly into Lamias
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>>383964082
People have been saying that since Liam joined
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Is there 1 thing any of them are deeply knowledgeable about?
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>>383964429
Does Plauge count? Because he seems like a real smart guy
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>>383964429
Pat is pretty knowledgeable of Final Fantasy. Also candy.
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>>383964429
Matt is deeply knowledgeable about not posting any fanart that portrays him as the ugly egg-shaped slug that he is.
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I see that plague is on the latest podcast, but is it a chewy & fuckface ft. plague? Or is it Matt/Pat/Woolie + Plague
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>>383964710
Pat is absent
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>>383964710
>Matt
>On a Podcast
>When he could be out on "vacation."
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>>383963563
>She talked about how when she sees a chubby or fat guy walking down the street she'll turn to watch, cause she likes em thicc.

Are you fucking serious? Then again it makes too much sense, considering she could do better then Pat.
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>>383964710

Matt/Woolie + Plague.

Pat was, or is currently, recovering from near death illness, as he is wont to do.
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>>383960656
He defends Other M.
This alone should tell you enough.
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>>383964838
If she looks to the left to fast she could black out from pinched veins or some shit. She is a trainwreak of a human being
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>>383964952
Maybe he should cut back on the fucking candy.
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>>383953685
People still fall for this bait?
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>>383964802
>Not scouring the deepest depths of Steam greenlight for more Shitstorm games
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>>383953685
Kill Matt
Bring Liam back
Get Paige to join
Then change name to Better Best Friends Zaibatsu and they all keep doing LP of games but now that Matt is gone actual interesting games will be played.
Do that and trust me they will get to Game Grumps level of popularity in no time.
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>>383964286
Secretly? You saw it start to come out during XCOM.
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>>383963098
Well, everyone knows you're a faggot. But we want to know why you're fucking retarded too on top of that.
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>>383965070
There was literally a stream where he started eating a cake or some shit while Paige was out of the room, going "HA HA. SHE'LL NEVER KNOW."

Which of course prompted the chat to rat him out and Paige to come in and angrily yell at him for stuffing his fat ass again.
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>>383965313
>Liam reviled the world of Monster Girls to Woolie
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>>383964508
How?
>>383964429
No they're your average mediocre manchildren like on here, they just managed to get lucky
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>>383955635
Woollie and Liam are different flavors of the same attitude.
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>>383965171
>Bring Liam back
Nice try Liam.
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>>383964429
Matt knows a lot about comic books and movies. The amount of trivia he has in his head is staggering.

I get the impression Pat has a lot of useless tidbits and facts swimming around in his head. It's just that the format doesn't let him spew out those random useless facts very often (i.e. the thorium reactor comment). Even though Pat is so fucking often and can't remember shit I think that's because he's forgotten more useless shit than what most people ever learn in a lifetime.

I know that Woolie enjoys novelty and new life experiences - the problem is that he doesn't go too deep into it which is why he comes off as a poser. He's got surface and entry level knowledge of a lot of cool shit but for the most part it's not terribly deep.

I do feel that all three of them have a better finger on the pulse of video game development than any other journalist or e-celebrity out there. They can all name-drop and know a ridiculous amount of history about the industry. Look at their podcast talking points, who else fucking talks about shit like that. Many retards talk about Kojima and Hayter but these idiots here can not only name Kojima but all the people who worked around him.
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>>383965313
>You saw it start to come out during XCOM.

Woolie the Race Traitor was the greatest thing to come out of that game, the game starting out as a trainwreck and the burning carcass catching fire as it went just made the LP all the sweeter.
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>>383963790
>Liam leaving really made them realize none of them can actually play games well at all.
I don't even remember Liam being particularly good at games, but when I do think back to some of the times he was playing (like in Metroid Fusion and Sonic Adventure), he seemed to actually know what he was doing. They all just seem generally bad at games.
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>>383965359
The cake shennanigans between those two are fucking adorable as all hell.

The Nier LP was the best.
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>>383965601
That lp was fucking great. I almost wish it had kept going but what we got was fucking great as well.
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Something I noticed really annoys me about Matt.
Whenever someone makes a subtle joke or almost any joke, Mr McMuscles has to go "NO!!" and replace the subtle joke or normal joke with a very unfunny version, it's annoying, but I do admit that he does make me laugh at times, but never with a replacement joke.
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>>383965598
>Knows a lot about comics and movies
>Doesn't even know Punisher Max is an AU despite allegedly being a Punisher fanboy
>Consistently has the shittiest taste
Nah he's a faggot
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>>383960782
By going out of Canada, their life would improve tenfold.
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>>383955715
He left because the fans hurt his feelings and he hates feelings of responsibility.
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Rewatching their DeadlyP LP. I miss them making jokes about the game instead of being "meta" and talking about LP, other whoevers on youtube, random shit they read on wikipedia and so on. They do talk about non-game stuff in the old LPs but it wasnt so prominent
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Get Liam Back
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>>383964065
>tfw beating Old Hunters on NG++++
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>>383965598
Useless trivia doesnt not denote understanding or intelligence. They only do it trivia.
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>>383953685
you forgot
>obscure reference from trash tier anime
its a wonder anyone watched this shit ever
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>>383963790
Just because a game decides to have story, it's not a video game anymore?
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>>383956703
>Liam isn't constantly shitting on games when he's playing them
>That moment in Shattered Memories when he misses out on a full fucking cutscene/conversation that was in progress because he wanted to walk down a back ally he knew had nothing in it just to see if it was broken.
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>>383953685
I think Matt is funny at times and just Pat+Woolie all the time would get boring fast.
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>>383963693
Pat and Woolie holding up the fort while Matt was away and Liam was killed was great. GUREITO DAYS indeed.
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>>383965949
>he hates feelings of responsibility.

Remember that time on the podcast he actually said he would "leave" games where people were telling other people what roles they should play?
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>>383965949
That's my biggest problem with Liam. He's autistic to when it comes to how other people view him and gets unreasonably upset and apologetic over mundane shit. Even Woolie and Pat brushed off the shit they get from all of the Souls LPs and Binding of Isaac.
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>>383964952
Pat will die super young, no joke. Probably will kill himself when Paige dies from her illness.
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>>383963790
>Matt is just not even a video game guy to begin with.

And now you realize why Matt wanted to play Beat Cop and NitW.
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>>383964838
I dunno. She is hot as hell, but her body is literally falling apart at the seams. It's almost weird how much they fit each other, two ginger fucks who get off on verbal and physical spousal abuse, and one is a neurotic midget with anger issues who is dying of candy and redbull overdose, and the other is dying on a constant basis and could just explode in a shower of gore at the slightest sneeze, who also has anger issues.

I honestly think they might be distant relatives.
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>>383966093
>watching their stuff from 2012 to se what got me into whatching them
>most of their jokes are stolen from RLM

they are hack frauds indeed
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>>383965848
Nothing says "adorable" like losing a toe or two to diabetes
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>>383966438

>I honestly think they might be distant relatives.
>There was a stream where someone asked if they ever considered testing to see if they were
>Both decidedly said "nah"

I can appreciate that dedication to ignorance.

>>383966357

That's a super depressing thought, but it's hard to argue against.
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>>383965579
Nice unfunny meme fag.
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>how do we fix SBFP?

You watch Chip and Ironicus you retards.
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>>383966663
Well, if that one stream of FF14 is anything to take from, he may drink a lot of Redbulls, but he gets sugar free ones. Not that that makes it any better. At least Paige makes him eat vegetables, and apparently he lost a lot of weight since they started dating
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>>383957014
Black people are actually on average a little smaller than whites. The BBC myth comes from the fact that Native Americans and Irish tend to have the largest, and a lot of blacks have native genes mixed in.
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Has liam killed himself yet?
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>>383966710
I remember that, they both specifically said they will never get tested just on the slightest possibility that they might very well be related.
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>>383966798
What white man told you this?
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>>383966798
>The BBC myth comes from the fact that Native Americans and Irish tend to have the largest, and a lot of blacks have native genes mixed in.

It also comes from the fact that the "big, floppy dick" has been a source of amusement and derision by "civilized" men since the fucking Greeks, citing a thick meaty footlong schlong as absurd and animalistic.

This really means the BBC obsession is akin to a sort of pseudo-bestiality, where the fate, old white man enjoys watching his wife get mounted by a rutting bull that's more beast than man.
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>I thought you were gonna say... XDD
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>>383966925
Woolie
>>383966885
Probably soon. I'm not even sure how he's supporting himself considering his stream numbers.
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>>383966897
>don't get tested specifically because the reason you're getting tested is a genuine possibility
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>>383966178
Don't forget
>plays RE7 demo
>camera constantly pointed at the floor or ceiling so he doesn't see a fucking thing and runs to the door as fast as possible
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>>383965794
Relatively speaking Liam is (was) a monster at video games.

You can tell by how much confidence he has when he's just doing something new. People were complaining that he was gun jumping all throughout MGSV because I'm pretty fucking sure he just reads that fast. While the others are struggling to remember objectives Liam just knows. He was already an expert MGSV the moment they started the LP because he's entirely familiar with the handling of a game like that.

Woolie is the same with fighters. You put that man down in front of any fighter and there's a good chance he's just going to crank out a combo naturally. The reason why Pat had no issues with Evil Within was because he was already a master with the RE4 interface.

While all the others have their specializations, I get the impression Liam is just fucking good at everything do the degree that I wonder if he feels challenged by video games at all or if he just does it because it's what he feels comfortable doing day-to-day.

>>383966663
Yeah, I understand where you're coming from. I'm just so fucking jaded about other peoples' lack of concern for their own health that I've decided I might as well just relax and just find entertainment in it and just brush it off because there's worse shit they could be doing to their bodies.
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>>383966993
>I thought you were going to say "something completely unrelated, unconnected or even remotely similar to what you actually said"
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These fuckers used to be good, used to be great. Pat knows it and from time to time, admits it. How come Matt doesn't like video games anymore?

>>383966885
He will do that on stream when he has more than 500 views.
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>>383966178
>>383967143

Not quite related to the horror but I saw a clip of him legitimately crying during the end of Nier Automata which was incredibly embarrassing. And it wasn't even his first time though, if I remember correctly.
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>>383967252

>How come Matt doesn't like video games anymore?

He's older now, and can't keep up with the speed of video games. He just wants to sit down on his couch and watch schlocky horror and Star Trek with his sugar mama.
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>>383967232
>He was already an expert MGSV the moment they started the LP because he's entirely familiar with the handling of a game like that.

More like he read about it online and played it already.
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>>383967257
Nah it was his first time through. It was after like 3 hours of attempting to do it without the online support (since his PSN account was still suspended) and he couldn't get online.
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>>383967257
>crying during the end of Nier Automata
Is this shit for real? I mean, I liked the game, enjoyed it, but story-wise I don't think it's anything special, specially if you consider Nier already did something similar and did it better. Dunno, was expecting something more after all the Taro shilling.
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Is Liam fucking Matt's wife. Either that or she wants him to be her son.
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>>383967552
He literally fucking bawled like a pussy. What kind of pansy ass faggot cries? Fucking canadians, i swear.
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>>383967638
>Is Liam fucking Matt's wife
I should think even Liam has better taste than that.
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>>383967479
The motherfucker played something like 100 hours of Ground Zeroes. He was damn prepared for Phantom Pain.
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>>383967371
>He just wants to sit down on his couch and watch schlocky horror and Star Trek

I can understand this.

>his sugar mama
His mama is built like a papa.
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>>383967638
>she wants him to be her son.
This seems more likely, she's in her 30s with no children and anything that did crawl out of her stink crevice would also have Matt's DNA so why adopt a man child
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>>383966757
>lost a lot of weight
Fucker is a human puffer fish
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>>383967997
That comes with the territory of being 4'9" though I thought
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>>383967997
That's still progress, he was on his way to becoming MODOK
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>>383967997
He lost like 20-30 pounds after they started dating.
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>>383967883
Matt got his tubes tied; no little Matts. Pat made a joke in his true-bastard fashion during an LP and Matt got awkward about it.
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Woolie and Matt went to art school, right? Is any of their work still around somewhere?
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>>383964429
Matt is an expert on what he watched on Netflix with the missus and what restaurants he went to while on vacation.
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>>383968116
Holy shit is he honestly 4'9"? wow
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>>383967257
People with a history of depression get hit hard by stuff like that.
I sobbed for nearly half an hour.
I've only cried to a video game once before.
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>>383968370
They used some of Matt's art for the title card of their Sword of the Berserk lp
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>>383968339
>tubes tied
He's got a vagina?
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>>383968419
He's like 5'3, tiny but not a literal midget
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>>383968436
I shed a single manly tear at the end of Nier Automaotaottoaa
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>>383968419
I think he's really 5'2", every height I've seen listed for Pat gets progressively smaller. Expect /v/ to say he's 4'0" even in the future.

Paige is't tall either, she's 5'4".
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>>383968370
I believe Matt has a DeviantArt.
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>>383968572
Wow poor dude, but he was lucky he found a slightly above average woman who is into that.
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>>383968498
Tubes are universal.
>>
CASPER
MATTRESS

&

SHAVE
BUTTER
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>>383968798
>
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>>383967252
I like how Matt tries to act tough when he's got those large, sad puppy-dog eyes.
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WOOLIE'S NOT A MECHA OR TOKU FAN
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>>383967552
I've only gotten weepy at video games twice in my life. Once when Ciri returned to Kaer Morhen and the ending to Automata. I think I would have been sad if Malik died in Deus Ex but I wouldn't leave that fucking area until I fucking saved my flygirl.

The point is, I think if there's any reason to cry bitch tears in a video game, I think Nier is a real good reason to feel that way.

Even if you knew Taro's stupid save-delete gimmick it still hit you once you realized what was happening. It was that fucking music man. And Taro fucking sassing you about how video games aren't serious things. And seeing player names taking hits for you.
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>>383968903
He's got fucking nunchucks dude, don't mess with McMuscles. I met him at a con and he's an intimidating guy.
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add plague or clemps as the 4th member
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>>383953685
Bring Liam back, remove everyone else.

Stop playing shit games.
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>>383969008
Only game I ever cried at was Lufia 2.
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I have always felt nervous about witches.
Secret cults are always a possible threat.
These things make me feel bad!
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>>383968976
hearing him gush about attack on titan makes me cringe a little. hes not wrong, but hes such an animeonly I cant help myself.
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>>383968798
"Tubes tied" is slang for women getting their fallopian tubes sealed off.

"Getting snipped" is the male slang, and that involves either the testicles cetting clamped or cut.

So no, they're not universal. They're pretty exclusive.
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>>383969104

Why don't you stop following them and start following liam?
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>>383969232

This gigantic thread and nobody mentions the upcoming Detroit LP

Mandatory viewing if you have any sort of investment in them. All their Sadness Trilogy playthroughs have been hilarious, and they have history with David Cage

Omikron was so shit it made Liam leave
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>>383968643
Pat has said he is 1" too tall to being medically classified as a short-person. So whatever the fuck that is.

>>383969164
Christ, you're talking about Tia right? That was pretty fucking sad. I didn't cry over it but that was some next-level emotions.
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>>383956195
Why do you think Pat refuses to go to them?
That reason, the reason you just listed is the reason.

He's going to sit in his underwear bashing at his dumb MMO, and he'll be the smarter man for doing so.
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>>383956778
yo wtf i gotta buy this game
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>>383969232
Aliens? Foreign Asian men? These things are bad!
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tbfp is fucking boring now. i predict a patreon this year and they probably split next year.
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>>383953685
>Remove Matt
>Add Plague
>Add Pat's gf or a new fresh face for 4th member
>have them actually research and practice games a bit before LPing unless specified blind run in the title
>have at least 2 LPs going simultaneously (ex.: one with Pat and Woolie, other with Plague and whoever)
>less indie shit
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>>383969538

He knows he's so essential to the channel he can literally skip all of these cons and social gatherings and still keep his position
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>>383969474
>they're actually doing sealed predictions for the game

My boner is at maximum, I can't believe I'm actually anticipating a Davide Kahje game this much.

It almost makes up for the P5 cocktease.

>lol we can't do P5, but we still refuse to play P4 for reasons unknown
>here have Rockstar's worst game instead
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>>383969538
like I said he could at least skype in like half their guests do.
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>>383969836
>add Pat's gf
FUK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>383960656
Woolie's not actually retarded at all. I've known people like him before. He's gotten plenty of horsepower under the hood, but he can't articulate himself worth a shit in the moment, so he sounds like an idiot.
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>>383970013
>bothering with work when he can just play FFXIV then stream for 2 hours and make more than work
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>>383953685
I really want Matt to die. I really do not like him. I'd take Liam over this furry fuck because in between Liam being an enormous fucking faggot he could get in there real fucking dead with Patt and the token negro.
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>>383969893
>I could go to a con and be forced to spend time with a bunch of strangers in an alien environment
>Or
>Stay at home, play FF14 and any other games I want, pet my broken cat and bang my broken girlfriend
Tough choice
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>>383969496
Tia? Haha, fuck no, not that.

I meant the entire ending that I knew was coming because it was a prequel and still was gut punched
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>>383969769
>i predict a patreon this year

They fell for the Machinima meme. No Patreon until 2020, at least not for the "SBFP" brand
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>>383969893
This.
>makes money off streams
>has a gf
>gf has a job and also makes money off streams
>only has to do the bare minimum of work like recording LPs and podcasts
>doesn't have do cons
>doesn't have to edit
>knows they can't kick him out without it all collapsing
Certainly a step up from bagging groceries.
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>>383969769
They've never had to beg for money, they make made more than enough advertising $$$ to buy a shitload of expensive merch. Patreon isn't happening. They might split up but honestly with Paige being better than Matt in literally every way that might be a good thing.

>>383969836
Plague lives in another country and never had the same chemistry with anyone. Pat/Paige/Woolie/Billy is the way to go.
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>>383969474
Game isn't coming out until 2018 what are you talking about?

>>383969893
That's pretty fucking uncharitable. Everyone knows Pat hates leaving the house and hates strangers even more. He refuses to believe that anybody would leave their house themselves to see him.

I would be more inclined to believe that he just hates doing work moreso than he's just that big of a piece of shit to lord his superiority over the others. He's not fucking Will Smith.
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>>383969978
I don't even know about a P4 LP. I thought TFS doing it would have been fun but it quickly became boring a few episodes in. I feel like a Pat and Woolie LP would be the same. P5 would have been fun on the basis that it was completely fresh and new, but that ship has sailed. Mementos also would have killed the pacing hard. Funnily enough in the end, I don't think Atlas ever did shit either about taking videos down.
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>>383970079
most people are like that, but the decent ones shut up until they can form one.
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>>383970264
>Billy

Nah, Billy's place right now is good where he just makes passive-aggressive jokes at others through editing and video descriptions. I doubt he could keep that up 24/7 and would just become another Liam with 3% gold 97% mediocrity.
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>>383969978

>but we still refuse to play P4 for reasons unknown

There's really no point anymore. They've both played it, so there's nothing to react to or say that hasn't been said in the P4A/U videos.
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>>383970264
>with Paige being better than Matt in literally every way

Why do people keep saying this

She's AWFUL at vidya. She comes from the anime and Harry Potter fanfiction fandom. She was never really into vidya until very recently and can't get far in them without massive assistance from Pat

Considering SBFP fans lose their shit at Woolie's minor gameplay fumbles, Paige would be a horrible pic. Maybe is she only did commentary, and then again, it'd be unrelated to the game 99% of the time (like in her streams with Pat). Not a good fit for the channel
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>>383955045
>change the damn channel name
Why is that important at all? Do you just want it to be changed because TheSw1tcher was Matt's old handle?
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>>383970530
A P4 LP is a fucking trap. The only two men able to make it work are Jeff and Vinny in their prime.
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>>383970369
I don't blame him. Going to cons is a pain in the ass.
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>>383970369

Even if he hates attending, he'd do so if he thought it could affect his livelihood. He clearly doesn't
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>>383970674
Because they're the Super Best Friends, "thesw1tcher" has nothing to do with anything.
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>>383970748
Pretty much and even then I still felt taxed at a lot of points.
>It's a fusion episode
It's the LP everyone always wants, but the one no one would actually like/watch.
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>>383970079
>he's fucking named Woolie
>oh no wait he was actually named Darlington, Woolie was an upgrade
>he's the descendant of actual savages
>raised in a religious hellhole
>had his personal belongings stolen and destroyed by his family
>can't tell left from right
>goes to school for fine arts
>ends up as a video game tester
>turns down the initial offer of the Best Friends videos
>still most famous for getting bodied by Daigo and for turning down a threesome

It's honestly amazing he's as smart as he is considering he's had probably the most fucked-up cursed life I can imagine. Like holy shit when you actually stop to consider all the factors in his total shitheap of a life it's impressive that he manages to meet the basic standards of being a human being.
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>>383970748
The endurance run was maximum comfy
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>>383954395
was liam kicked out of the group or something?
i haven't watched their shit in years
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>>383970874
You're right but it's such a minor thing that it barely matters. Even if that's what the channel's called no one thinks of it as anything beside "Best Friends Play."
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>>383970916

>not mentioning Maddentown, the utopia for Grenadian oreos

woolie is literally the descendant of KANGZ
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>>383970658
She acknowledges her own retardation and garbage ability. She's self aware she's an incompetent retard bumbling through games. She doesn't get pissy, self righteous, passive aggressive and whiny when it's pointed out to her like Woolie or Matt.
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>>383971008
He left on his accord because he couldn't all of the shit he was always receiving.
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>>383971083
Also Paige and Pat's borderline tsundere relationship is amazing to witness
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>>383970658
>she's awful at vidya
>implying this makes her worse than Matt

Half the fun with Matt in his prime was how he could completely fail to navigate the most basic linear paths. Paige is great because she doesn't know vidya that well. She'd keep Woolie and Pat from just making the same old references all the time. And she'd stop Pat from talking over Woolie constantly.
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>>383970748
holy fuck i forgot about gb. what's up with them? i remember like 4-5 years go people always talked about them here but no one seems to give a fuck anymore.
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>>383956556
Black Guys
>Niggers
>has a small dick like every one else
>no job
>no father
>takes credit for every thing the white man did
>behave like baboons
>mumble random shit from songs they listening to in public
>smell like shit
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>>383970530
>TFS
Literal GG tier garbage.
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>>383971295

Even Matt is like 10x times more competent that Paige

>bodied everyone at ARMS
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>>383954395
Shut the fuck up liam. You were always shit and you belong on your own dead channel.

>>383953685
Dont let woolie play games unless he's really intimate with them. Actually it'd be nice if they replayed a game that they were really familiar with. RE2 was pretty comfy, as was Chrono trigger. I dont watch these guys for perfect gameplay, but it'd be nice to see them play something they're really passionate about. Yakuza is a good example.
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>>383971339
They declined hard. No sense of humor anymore.
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>>383971381
Yeah but Paige is 10x more entertaining when she fails.
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>>383971346
White Guys
>gay
>homo
>like dicks
>go on pride parades
>takes credit for everything greeks did
>loves men
>into dudes
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>>383971381
The man child bodied everyone at a Nintendo game. Really activates my almond.
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>>383953685
Get Pat to stop being a lazy asshole and be in more videos
Matt stops making videos

simple
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>>383971381
paige is entertaining, also its not surprising a manchild did good at a manchild game
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>>383971492

Greeks were white though? Muh proto-caucasians
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>>383971492
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>>383971072
I just feel that more people are likely to check out a channel named something like "Super Best Friends" than they are to check out a channel named "thesw1tcher."
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>>383969232
>that entire david cage bit on the podcast

These fat, over the hill french candian fucks are just as bad as any other e celeb group but god damn if they're still the only ones that can come up with little nuggets of gold that actually has some substance to them
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>>383971381
arms is a game for childrens
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>>383955992
>Liam leaving and literally nothing happening

Please please please tell me someone was autistic enough to screencap their sub counts around when Liam left
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>>383971749

They just kept their regular growth (very slow, but steady)

They jut kept on truckin'
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>>383971451
Liam was great, he just never should have went on the podcast or been partnered with Woolie for LPs.

Should have just kept him as the third guy who chimes in every so often with something perfect. Keep the mystery alive. Like how we all loved Matt before we learned he wasn't pretending and was actually retarded. Liam was best when he was the Rising Superstar and not the contrarian asshole who gets exposed for not knowing shit regularly but still tries to pretend he's a boy wonder.

Only Woolie and Pat have survived the increased Best Friend exposure, and that's because they're both fucking weirdo freaks of nature that just get more entertaining the more they fuck up and make fools of themselves.
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>>383970867
I'm just going to throw this out there, but I'm pretty sure the effort to attend a con yields for a meet-and-greet yields Pat less dollars than if he sits at home in his underwear waving his crippled cat in front of a streaming camera.

Sure, Pat stopped attending cons long before he started streaming. But even if he could easily write off the travel costs of attending a con I think he's just a fucking lazy bastard who doesn't want to leave home. And I can respect to some level that he makes enough money to indulge in his crippling mental anxieties.

Speculation here, but I think there are only a handful of people Pat would transport his ass from his home for: Stamper and Plague. I'll throw in PewDiePie, Jim Sterling, and TotalBiscuit because he would have to be retarded to not realize how treasured the exposure to that audience would be.

>>383971610
The YouTube channel SuperBestFriendsPlay redirects to theSw1tcher. They don't have to change shit. Everything searched by their name will redirect and nobody even looks at the address bar.
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>>383963370
It was a close one. They were getting into Gaim for a while but luckily they were gaimbabbies and quit after it was over.

I swear to god if these fucking idiots had wrong opinions on Kamen Rider and memed about it constantly i'd never watch them again.
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>>383972057
You're thinking of someone looking specifically for them, but I'm thinking of people that don't know of them and aren't looking for their videos.
I'll use the same example I used in the last thread, say someone is looking for a Silent Hill 3 playthrough, the two things that come up is a video done by a channel named "The Game Guys" and the other is "thesw1tcher." Which do you think the average person on YouTube is more likely to check out?
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>Woolie is going to talk about build
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>>383972265
I saw woollie has a joker rah, it seems he is just a neo heisei fag.
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>>383972351
The suit is right up his alley.
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Liam is an America-hating contrarian shitbag with terrible tastes in videogames but goddamn it he is cute
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>>383954213
stop doing 20 plus episode LP's that get stale and kill the view count
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>>383972637
Not any more, he got fugly with age.
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>>383971921
No but I want actual image evidence of Liam meaning absolutely nothing to the channel
it would please me
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>>383972748
Why the fuck did he grow a beard

Why the fuck did he grow his hair so long

Why the fuck did the comments keep saying the beard looked good

Did he think it would stop him from having a babyface

Like when you have a fucking babyface you dont grow a fucking beard, it doesnt get rid of your babyface it just makes you have a babyface AND a beard

Why does this have to be explained to someone
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>>383956843
naw, dudes like pat don't get humbled from getting their ass beat. The problem is when he's wrong nobody rubs it in his face enough. He gets to be wrong and just downplays it and the other 2 are too pusy to say anything or keep rubbing it in. Normally I don't advocate that typeof autistic abrasive behavior, but with people like pat you have to keep them under your thumb, it's the only way they learn.
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>>383970916
>>383971082
That fucking machete story... Jesus.
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>>383973153
>Like when you have a fucking babyface you dont grow a fucking beard
Every person I have met with a babyface says they have a beard to mitigate their babyface.

Think about what you said there. Can you think of a better solution than the solution that involves covering 30% of your horrendous face with hair?
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>>383972351
This looks dope, what is it?
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>>383973585
Kamen Rider Build
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>>383972662
Well that just turns into 1 episode LPs then because the viewcount drops insanely after the first everytime. In which case they'd probably go back to scripted machinima stuff again.
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>>383956084
His kingdom hearts playthroughs are pretty damn entertaining.
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>>383970658
I remember about a year ago, people kept saying that her Bloodborne stream was pretty decent. I got about an hour and a half into it and had to turn it off. Almost every enemy encounter went the same way.
>*enemy appears*
>OHSHITFUCKHOLYFUCK
>PAT WHAT DO I DO? PAT WHAT DO I DO? PAAAAAAAAAAAAAT WHAT DO I DOOOOO?
>OH SHIT IT'S HITTING ME
>I CAN'T SEE
>THIS FUCKING CAMERA I CANT SEE
>I CANT SEE
>I CAN'T FUCKING SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>PAAAAAAAAT I CANT FUCKING SEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Maybe she got better as she went on, but god damn, it was insufferable at first.
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>>383954707
Smells like bait
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>Pat
>Claims to be a huge Persona fan, but has only beaten 4. He quit playing 3 and refuses to play 1 and 2. Won't play Persona Q and outright prevents others from playing it.
>Refuses to play old games because "you can't go back to those mechanics."
>"Hates" System Shock 2 and Deus Ex for that reason.
>Used console commands to insta-kill the final boss of Baldur's Gate 2
>Called Banjo Kazooie shit despite later admitting that he had never played it
>Claims to be a huge Resident Evil, and Silent Hill fan, but is barely proficient at those games
>Claims to be a huge JoJo, Berserk, Kamen Rider, and Game of Thrones fan but hasn't read all of the current media and refuses to do so. Bitches when the other friends want to talk about those franchises because he isn’t caught up.
>Looks up the game they play on gameFAQs and tries to pretend that he just knew how to do whatever needs to be done in the LP
>Believes that games should include token minority characters for the sake of filling a diversity quota, even if those characters have no personality
>Created a Free Company on FF14 to do everything for him, give him all the best items, to run him through raids so he can level without doing anything. Actively shouts down and belittles new players who don’t have good gear or aren’t experienced
>Actively seeks out game spoilers on the internet and tries to justify it because “spoilers are unavoidable on social media”
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>>383973890
She's better than Woolie is at Bloodborne
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Gundam breaker video was good, yet they didn't do a full playthrough
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>Matt goes on honeymoon
>he's still in every video released without interruption
>Pat get sick
>%50 uploads

further proof simpsons mcfartgas made them either burn through any backlog they had or work extra hard relative to how hard they usually work at least because of his insecurities
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>>383972637
i guess i dont understand what makes a guy good looking cause he always looked like an ugly nerd to me
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>>383974132
>Used console commands to insta-kill the final boss of Baldur's Gate 2
But he is even easier than BG1's final boss?
>"Hates" System Shock 2 and Deus Ex for that reason.
Good fucking lord, why does he even play videogames?
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>liamfags will never go away

He was the worst member.
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>>383974132
literally none of those are true
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>plague: I don't like AoT as much as you seem to like it.
>woolie: AWWWWWWWW DON'T SAY THAAAAAAT

What's wrong with woolie, bros?
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>>383972786
That's autistic dude
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>>383974769
he's an omega level poser, anything that might be cool he's super into. He was into it before you were and knows more about it than you do
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>>383974769
He would have to engage in discussion with an opposing view point, and he doesnt actually know enough about the subject to keep up.
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I remember them talking about dark souls 3 and the new level up chick and he was like "yeah she's cool, but she's no..." and then he trailed off. Yeah, okay, you don't remember a characters name, that's fine. But you can't make that type of statement without even remembering their fucking name
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>black mirror
>lucha underground
>west world
>game of thrones
>attack on titan
>kill la kill
>jojo
>every "so bad it's good" movie
>every popular movie especially disney

What other shows has woolie the bandwagoner fraud said "DUDE IT'S THE BEST IT'S SO HYPE IT'S THE BEST THING EVER OMG DUDE IT'S SO GOOD AND HYPE JUST THE BEST THE -BEST-" about?
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>>383975509
What the fuck is that dumb frog tatoo
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I remember a podcast from earlier this year where Woolie kept going on about how Beyond Good and Evil is one of his favorite games of all time. Matt referenced the game's ending, and Woolie didn't get the reference. Then Woolie admitted that he had never beaten it. Matt made a crack about, "Well, I guess it isn't really one of your favorites," and Woolie got butthurt and tried to damage control the situation. That whole exchange was pretty indicative of how Woolie (and TBFP in general) rely too much on hype. They always have to proclaim themselves to be huge, massive fans of everything. They can't just say something like, "yeah, I played that game a bit. Didn't get too deep into it, but it seemed cool. I liked what I saw."
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>>383965598
He has some knowledge from 93-97 marvel and some of the major comics from the smaller companies and that's it.
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>>383975509
I really don't get why Woolie gets so much shit for liking things.

And it's the worst with mecha. Like, he just likes mechshit, he doesn't have to watch every damn old, obscure ass mecha anime and every currently airing mecha anime to be a fan of mechshit.
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>>383964710
>chewy & fuckface ft. plague
Literally the best content possible from them.
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>>383975918
Because people have a super literal autistic definition of fan
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>>383975642

Praise Kek
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>>383975918
He describes everything he likes as if it's the best thing on the planet and will breathe new life into you
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>>383963370
Is that Grenada?
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>>383975642
Part of the cosplay, I think it is Lucio's sprays.
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>>383974758
They are quite literally all true
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>>383976316
No he doesn't, he at most says that it is hype how x will do something he doesn't expect.
He flat out said in the last podcast that what he values most in entertainment is new experiences.
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>>383976338
Close, but my island was bought by America.
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>>383976316
>he describes everything he likes as if it's the best thing on the planet
I don't think he does though, I think he just gets really pumped and excited when talking about a new thing he likes, which is just fine and totally understandable. Everyone does it.
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>>383962975
>Talk about Mr.Enter
I mean he's /co/'s /Ourguy/ but every thread about him boils down to "I hate him because he's a near perfect reflection of me, but he makes money off being a sperg and I don't"
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>>383976770
yooooooooooo, that's a good F-91, you got any Zeon figures, preferably Kampfers or Unicorn stuff?
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>>383976887
Yes
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>>383977096
Better pick of that shelf
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>>383976743
>>383976781
You guys clearly haven't listened to him talk about any of those shows then.
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>>383977173
>Sazabi and Sinanju
Mah african american sibling
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>>383977249
I have, and he just doesn't do what you say he does. He hypes stuff up, sure, of course he's gonna hype up something he really likes, but he doesn't claim them to be the best things ever.
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>>383977551
>He hypes stuff up,
I'm glad you agree it's a problem.

>he doesn't claim them to be the best things ever
Lol. Okay, try listening to one of his rants about snk again.
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>>383974476
or pat's a lazy fuck who only shows up when he has to despite doing literally nothing but play games all day anyway while matt might make an effort to backlog recordings.
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>>383975710
Never would've expected Matt anywhere other than the receiving end of a conversation like that.
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>>383975918
In other threads people have been saying it's because he acts like an authority on the genre while having entry level taste.
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>>383977871
>hyping things up is a problem
What? What is wrong with you? When telling your friends about a game series or a show that you're really into do you not hype it up? Is that how jaded and cynical you are, neither you, nor anyone can ever just be excited about things and talk about how good those things are?
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Not trying to shitpost with >watching youtube lets players

but what the fuck is the appeal of SBFP? Everything I've heard about them has just been people talking about how shit they are like Woolie being shit at every video game he plays that isn't fighting games or someething, or them talking over cutscenes and not listening and being total fucks who don't know what's going on, or like how they constantly shit talk Kenny throughout the Walking Dead S2
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>>383978205
Is English your second language? Do you sincerely not understand why over-hyping something is bad? Seriously, grow the fuck up.
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>>383978542
They used to be funny and now they live entirely off sunk cost fallacy
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>>383978737
I said hyping things up, not over-hyping. What you're talking about is over-hyping, like in the case of calling something "the best thing on the planet," which is something Woolie doesn't do. You're talking nonsense, man.
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>>383978876
You frankly don't listen to the podcast. I don't blame you since it can be very difficult to get through but if you think he doesn't do exactly this you just can't possibly listen to it. I know you REALLY feel a need to defend woolie but you don't have to defend him.

You're a very passive aggressive and little person, I hope you realize this is a very unattractive quality and will drive those closest to you away. You need to fix that about yourself.
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>>383979735
What are you even talking about? You're just wrong, dude. You don't know what you're talking about. You're exaggerating to make it seem like Woolie says things he doesn't.
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>>383967232
>Woolie's good at fighting games
The man's fundamentals are shit and he does better than everyone in videos because he picks and practices everything beforehand, when he and pat play something they're both familiar with like third strike Pat will fucking demolish him, Woolie's only halfway decent because he's willing to dedicate hundreds of hours so he can do basic combos, watching him play in EVO it's clear he can only pretend to be good because nobody at his local scene is all that skilled.
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>>383968643
They're all short as fuck but Pat's so short he makes everyone else seem average, Matt's like 5'5", Woolie's 5'10" and Liam's 6' and went from being a lanklord to fat as fuck like the rest of them
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>>383965020
Does he? I thought he hated it as much as the others?
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>>383981006
He used to defend it, but in one of the early podcasts he admitted that it's not very good game, but he didn't say he outright hated it or thought it was shit.
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>>383979735
>You're a very passive aggressive and little person, I hope you realize this is a very unattractive quality and will drive those closest to you away. You need to fix that about yourself.
This is such a butthurt sentence, I cannot imagine posting this and thinking this is going to look good on you.
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>>383970142
>open individual patreons to not violate the contract
>Pat gets the big bucks
>Woolie gets a respectable amount
>Matt gets 5 dollars out of pity from tumblr
A man can dream
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>>383953685
Remove Matt. Seriously, that's it, he's always been the weakest of the group by a country mile. Even Liam entertained me more since I don't listen to their podcast, where Liam was apparently at his worst.
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>>383971339
Ryan died, Vinny moved across the country, Jeff gave up on life, Brad started sucking off bums for Dota 2 hits, the community became irreversibly pozzed during the Patrick era purges, and being in San Franciso in a post-goobygabby world didn't help matters.
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>>383977173
>Filthy Zeeks suits

The TITANs will make short work of you, space scum.

Your Psycho Zaku is incredibly cool.
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>>383965968
>unironically still playing Bb

what did he mean by this?
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>>383971339
Ryan died on his honeymoon and they got bought by CBS, Vinny's out east being a family man now and has his own little set up, Jeff's resting on his laurels because he can afford to, it's not shit but it certainly isn't the best like it used to be
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>>383981540
>Titans
>acronym

>Titans
>not being filthy closet contolists who use glorified zeek suits 99% of the time
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I literally just finished their Yakuza 0 playthrough today and that shit was fucking amazing. Reminded me of the old days when it was just Matt and Pat.
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what is liam doing now anyways? I only every watched the nier playthrough and I thought he was a pretty cool guy.
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>Pat had to go to the hospital because he was literally so "full of shit" that it was causing him physical pain

You can't make this up.
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>>383981810
They have Yazan and Hamrabis, they are already the coolest.
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>>383978542
Pat's unironically /ourguy/
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>>383982045
>dark souls 1, 2, 3 and bloodborne catch up to him
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>Pat not in the latest fighting game videos
are they phasing him out?
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>>383961686
Actually they did
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>>383981540
>Titans
>Making short work
*Hyper Launches your path*
>>
WIPEOUT

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

WIPEOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUT
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>>383978542
They're one of the few e-celebs with halfway decent taste in vidya and their podcast is one of the few that routinely talks about non-AAA westshit which is the main focus of the podcast instead of shilling their t-shirts or whatever.
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>>383982204
I hope they try so they can see how much it'll back fire but I doubt it, Pat's in all the LP's right now and Matt's an egomaniac that thinks people want Matt+Woolie content so all the ineoffs will probably just be that until one of the current LP's end
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>Woolie says he's practicing Xrd and Tekken7
>Only signs up for SFV at EVO
wot
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>>383982204
He was in the hospital all week and Fire Pro only came out a few days ago.
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>>383982024
He streams now. Doesn't get very many viewers though.
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>>383982447
>Hospital
why
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>>383982446
>he lost every match he played>>383982447
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>>383982478
His viewerbase is plummeting.
Saw he was online yesterday with less than 100 viewers
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>>383982508
How many times has it been mentioned already?
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>>383982508
Stomach problems. He talks about it on his FFXII stream.
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>>383982554
I feel bad for him, if the whole that doesn't work out, which seems super likely, I hope he can just return to the Super Best Friends.
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>>383962468

I watched some when Evo was mostly just Smash. He really is intent on believing that XII's story is Star Wars, but really the comparisons are mostly superficial. FFXII is about how because humans have such short lifespans, we tend to do morally wrong actions in a desperate attempt to leave our mark on history and not be forgotten when we die.
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>>383982627
He left because he's working on a game with some people. Streaming is just a side-thing, I think
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>>383972662
>The ADHD answer
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>>383963105
If nothing else he's good at ripping into Pat a lot better than the others can.
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>>383982683
He's reddit incarnate, though.
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>>383955820
>Plague

Now there's a real asshole.
>>
X-Com 2 when?

Watching Pat fail gloriously at it and the aliens winning was fucking great.
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>Woolie thinks a moment in the Detroit game is cool
>Matt and Plague won't stop shitting on him because of it, trying to force him to say it's shit
What was up with that? It's okay to like things, even though the main game might be bad
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>>383955428
>>383955726
>>383963191
>giving tickets for demo times
Holy shit, this is awesome. Why don't more events do this?
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>>383964429
Matt when it comes to Predator and Godzilla, neither of which are videogames.
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>>383982865

They were just busting his balls
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>>383955497
What exactly is wrong with actually keeping an open mind and judging something for what it is, rather than immediately sperging out on something just because you hate the creator?

OH WAIT LOOK WHERE I AM
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>>383982951
They insulted him a little bit
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>>383982865
They weren't even trying to get him to say it was bad, they were just making fun of him for liking the stereotypical cool thing and Woolie got all ass hurt
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>>383966798
>The BBC myth comes from the fact that Native Americans and Irish tend to have the largest, and a lot of blacks have native genes mixed in.
No it comes from the fact that the majority of black dicks are the same size both flaccid and erect, but most people who aren't fucking blacks only see the flaccid part and assume they're growers not showers.
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>>383967552
I think I might have been teary eyed at the end of Crisis Core since that was the first one I played and definitely at the end of MGS3 after hearing about the Boss.
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>Muscular tough guy with generic cool guy biker clothes, scars, and sunglasses walks into frame
>"Holy shit it's me!"
What the fuck is with Matt's perception of himself?
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>>383974132
Didn't he 100% P3?
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>>383982742
I don't go to reddit so I'm not able to instantly spot it.
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>>383983362
He didn't even get to the final month, he gave up on 3 because he got it's ending spoiled. He talked about it when Woolie started to get into persona
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>>383982953
Woolie's been harping the hardest on David Cage's hackery lately, he's just a sucker for asthetics. They were all hyped for indigo Prophechy before it came out and pat liked heavy rain before it's late game twist that ruins the whole story
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>>383983346

>what is a joke
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>>383983551
Matt is.
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>>383969101
imported british comedy may be a temporary fix. Eli works on the farm and has porn to draw, no time. They should make an effort to meet NorthenLion and try to get exposure based off that and their canadian-ness
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>>383962228

>male personality traits

Kenny was a fucking faggot for most of season 1. I don't agree with the way Matt/Pat hated him at all because I think they overreacted, but come the fuck on. Dude was a cunt for most of the game; the few times he was a bro doesn't pave over the bullshit he tried to dry.

Season 2 he was only bearable because every other character in the game was either dead or somehow even more retarded than Kenny and an 11 year old child
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>>383970586
Plus his accent would probably grate on people. If you've ever seen him on stream he has the most stereotypical asian accent possible.
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>>383969270
shh, you'll attract the endgame guy
jk, it's actually reassuring that they're a constant in the threads on /a/, even if a levi hang ship isn't important to you
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>>383983346
>years without watching them
>suddenly remember many times matt said that
Holy shit he was always a faggot
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>>383970916
>can't tell left from right
Well he can if you ask him in the form of port/starboard
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>>383983551
He sounds completely genuine every single time, though. Listen to his tone when he says it in the latest walking dead episode. Or the bar room thugs from the bat man game. He never once actually presented it as sarcasm.
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>>383965957
Rewatching it, too, because finally binge-watched the original Twin Peaks. The LP was already one of their best, but knowing all the references is amazing. Matt used to be less uptight, used to not try too hard to be funny.
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>>383970079
>>383970916
I think the scripted videos he does on his channel shows that Woolie is actually smart, but he needs to gather his thoughts and script things out or he sounds like a blabbering idiot when trying to make a point. Much like Jontron.
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>>383983660
This. As much as they turned the boat into a joke, the reality is that boat was a terrible fucking idea.
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>>383956614
He cried at ending E of Automata, so that was fun to watch at least.
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>>383983989
>any of the best friends
>smart
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>>383984106

He said the one thing that /v/ is apparently too stupid to, and it's that if there's a cool fangame being made, don't fucking tell anyone about it or the company will C&D your ass. They can't shut you down if they don't know you're making it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqwP6uuYOWo
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Woolie's tablelords and naruto are unironically the best thing any of them are doing right now.
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>>383984072
Hah, what a little bitch.

Good for him, that scene gets to people who get really invested in the story. I felt a it happy and sad when it was over
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>>383983989
>armchair ceo
>smart
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>>383983042
I like Woolie, but to have any hope that a David Cage game will do something good is like trying to climb a waterfall, an effort in fruitlessness. I get where Woolie was coming from, but he is just going to set himself up for more sadness
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Alright, Worst LP on the channel?

I'm throwing in Danganronpa or TWD S2.
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>>383984591
Wasn't that meant to be a shitpost video?
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>>383984304
Woolie's solo channel has been the best thing that's happened to the best friends since Liam leaving
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>>383984785
If you like Kingdom Death Monster sure, because that's the only thing that updates regularly.

I'm sure he backed the Battletech game though, so odds are we might get some gameplay of that from him when it releases.
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>>383983660
It's funny how Kenny dicksuckers forget that he literally leaves you to die in Episode 3 if you disagree with him one time.
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>>383984649
Telltale game of thrones was also pretty bad, the honest liars thing got beaten into the ground
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>>383984980
Yeah but it was only once in a blue moon
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>>383984436
I'm hoping Kingdom Death wraps up soon. He's been cutting the videos down and uploading them so slowly that the tension of the game kind of falls apart. I wanna see him and his gang play other tabletop games, possibly one shot games.
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>>383985089
I prefer red stripe
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>>383984649
The answer you will get is Danganronpa, but for me the real answer was that forgotten LP, Shaolin Monks.

Just as the Danganronpa LP it had the potential to be very good but then it got repetitive, the combos weren't great, the enemies were the same just with more hp, and the only good part were the bosses, that kicked their asses once or twice and they took plenty of time. Danganronpa had influence, and will be remembered as the first choice for worst LP, but at least for me the worst LPs are the ones I don't remember happening, Danganronpa had the worst commentary because of how negative it got.
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Didn't the danganronpa episodes start going up to like an hour and a half long just because there was absolutely nothing happening in the games story and they didn't want to put up episodes with no progress
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>>383960239
Pet threads are comfy
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>>383984649
According to Liam him and Woolie recorded a one-off of Volume that was so bad, they just deleted the files and it never saw the light of day.
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>>383985349
I think they just wanted to get it over with. They weren't enjoying it and the chat was criticizing the shittiness of the LP too much.
Honestly, no one would've been mad if they just stopped.
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>>383984649
>>383985168
>>383985349
I admire them for actually trying to salvage Dangit Ron Paul when it had long passed the point of no return, and they stuck to their policy that every LP will get finished, but it was a sisyphean task. By the end the commentary was just groans and misery.
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>>383985350
we have a board for it cocksucker

>>>/an/
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If they were smart they would've recorded the entire P5 LP anyway, then just held onto it for when Atlus said it was ok to post playthroughs (not that Atlus ever actually took down any that people made, it was a toothless threat). They would've gotten tons of views and they threw that away.
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>>383985825
DSP got copyright hammered by Atlus and he didn't even reach the point they said you weren't allowed to
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>>383985854
Well I know plenty of channels that had uploaded the whole game in english even before the release date, which I assume means they had a review copy. Not even with commentary, just longplay style.

They were untouched.
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>>383985168
>Danganronpa had influence, and will be remembered as the first choice for worst LP

No, that's Nuzlocke. Nuzlocke is in its own tier of bad
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>>383986087
No Nuzlocke's problem was just that they never expected to get anywhere in the game and the whole thing lost steam really fast. Woolie never seemed to outright loathe playing it like he did Despair Girls
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>>383986174

They only "loathed" Danganronpa because the fans were shitting on the LP. Back then, a full Woolie + Liam LP was a bit of a risk. They couldn't drop it so they started scapegoating the criticism by shitting on the quality of the game, when the problem was their milquetoast commentary and doing stuff like putting the dialog in English (the dub is SHIT) then changing to Japanese after complaints, making it even more jarring

UDG is a mediocre game, but not particularly worse than a LOT of shit they have played and keep playing in the channel. Their reactions at the game and at the "icky" things in the plot was finding a strawman to bear the brunt of that LP's criticism
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>>383973890
She got Ebrietas in one try.
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>>383986470
>They only "loathed" Danganronpa because the fans were shitting on the LP.

It's also because the game has long gaps of boring gameplay, and because they got triggered over shit in a series that is all about talking about the things most people won't talk about.
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>>383986559
>they got triggered over shit in a series that is all about talking about the things most people won't talk about
Like what? I don't know anything about Dang-it Grandpa, I'm just curious.
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>>383986928
The series deals a lot with shit like rape and abuse.
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>>383963362
Three P's and a Darkie? It could work.
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>>383956317
This shit drives me up a wall. He tries to predict what other people are saying and says it a second after they do. He has to be autistic or something.
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Has anyone else listened to the commentaries Plague did with Matt/Pat?
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>I missed out on a TBFP thread

b-but I hate so much leftover Liam hate to share
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>>383953685

Ok so /v memeing aside, I kind of fell of the SBFP train recently. And its for no real reason in particular.

I just kinda got tired of keeping up with youtube stuff in genreal. They were one of the only channels I even really followed that put out daily or frequent content.

They are chill but I just don't care to watch any of the games they are playing, the podcast has gotten kinda boring to me (i also don't have a long commute anymore so I don't really like listening to podcasts at home) and I just don't really care, none of my friends watched them either and I was never active with any of their online fandoms.

It was entertaining but I think their best years were 2013-2015 imo. Some good stuff comes once in awhile but I think, again, that I'm just tired of following daily style youtube stuff
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>>383966710
They'd rather not know because knowing means they have to break up, while being ignorant means they get to stay together and have mutant babies.
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>>383986997
Oh boy, yeah that definitely seems like the kind of thing that would trigger Liam.
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>>383966757
Actually sugarfree red bull is pretty good. The artificial sweeteners trick your body into making insulin, but because there's no sugar to convert into energy it HAS to burn your fat instead.
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>>383971979
member all the "Liam is actually great" people when he was on the channel? then when he started his own thing on twitch he's consistently sitting in a room with less than 100 people? lol
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>>383987109
Yes but I didn't have the proper version of Conan and couldn't find a torrent so I just listened to it on its own. They talk about the creator and the books and all that, it's a fairly standard film commentary.

The First Contact one which Pat joined in was a lot better because it's informative but they also rip on the movie at times. Like I didn't know the movie is based on being after a TNG season that never got made where the Borg invaded Federation space and took over like a hundred worlds which justifies Picard's Ahab-like need to defeat them.
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I think their peak was their Ride to Hell series and Sonic Dreams Collection one-off. After that they just dropped off for me.
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>>383968643
>I'm Pat's height

FUCK
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>>383987387
Dude i am so sorry, i am 6' 7" and i cannot imagine how hard life is for a guy that short
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>>383987387
People like Pat make me okay with only being 5'10''
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>>383987280
He's better than Matt.
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>>383987387
Don't worry, me too. I'm 31 and I stopped giving a shit when I was 22. Plus I live in "short mexican chick" central, so I survive
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>>383971381
Paige beat Ebrietas in her second attempt in under a minute. She's better than Woolie at Souls.
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>>383987573
>Paige beat Ebrietas in her second attempt in under a minute.
Was she using a magic build? Because A Call Beyond is the only way I can see her killing it that fast.
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>>383974132
He went back to Baldur's Gate 1, though?

This list is 90% bullshit.
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>>383987623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVUQr0Ts1EY
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>>383987693
and let's not forget the Party Cave
https://youtu.be/MVWcaDuZ82s
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>>383982852
>The aliens are making immortal god-kings to crush us. What do we have?
>We, we have this gun. It's pretty nice.
>Can we make it?
>No... It's just a plan right now, but...

And the Greta saga, too, that was great. Top-tier LP.
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>>383974132
>>Claims to be a huge JoJo, Berserk, Kamen Rider, and Game of Thrones fan but hasn't read all of the current media
>read
I love you.
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>>383987623
str build, forget what weapon
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>>383986470
Don't forget them constantly asking questions that the game answered literally in the last dialog box.
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Thread is autosaging

As a wise man once said: cya l8r fuckers
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>>383987883
Watched the video, it's Ludwig's Holy Blade. Which is wierd because I did a build with that and I didn't kill it that fast.
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>>383987548
>>383987484
>>383987451
>Dad is 6' and bald
>Mum is 5'1"
>end up 5'2" and balding at 19

I wouldn't normally blog like this but honestly should I just kill myself
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>>383988182
just shave yourself bald. dont have a disgusting old dude haircut and you should be fine.
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