>this casting went through dozens of people at both Crystal

>>383805616
>implying a modern video game movie was going to be good regardless of casting

>>383805616
TR2 fan remake might be cool if it ever gets finished
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SjFgGAEEqw

>>383805616
She's a good actress.

>>383805740

why is his twitter username erased?

>>383805740
I can't believe people like this actually exist. What is that look called?

>>383805616
lightning was a mistake

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>>383805616
zero hips, chicken legs, no tits what so ever, negative ass.

even new lara has all of these things.

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>>383805616
dem abs though. id totally rub my cock up and down that tummy.

>>383806386
No she doesn't

Jesus Christ OP, use a trigger warning before you post skeletons.

Literally no one is going to watch this Tomb Raider film so I don't think it matters

Hopefully the actress will be so cast out she'll go to Blacked.com and get HIV.

>>383805616
Neither was responsible for the casting though. Blame Warner and GK Films.

Also, at least she can act.

>>383805616

>a 10/10 in Americlap

>>383805616
Why would she wear a bra like that? Is she retarded? As if her body wasn't manly enough.

>>383806632
Wrong, over here in Americlap we deduct 2 points each foe having no tits or no ass. Therefore you must deduct 4 points total. She is a 6 out of 10 at best.

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WHOA, JUST LIKE THE GAME

>>383806386
pic unrelated

>>383805616
Wait, there's going to be a movie? Why? Do they have an audience in China or something? Or do they seriously think they're going to profit from it?

>>383806175
gay

>>383806175
White male.

who the fuck is this

>>383806012
God, i wish the real Lara got a new current gen/next gen 3d model

>>383806175
Nu-male/Hipster

>>383806175
Liberal

>>383806175
Cuck.

>no presence or charisma on screen
>femlet
>can't act
>plank body with no tits, ass, hips or thighs

The perfect Lara Croft (male).

>>383805740
These faggots don't understand that they are why Trump even got elected in the first place.

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>>383807057
But she did

>>383806175
Cuck.

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>>383807261

>>383806787
This is some of the worst photoshop job I've ever seen.

>>383807261
>>383807358
this looks just like fan made trying to improve the old model

>>383807486
Yes and?
Turned out better than what the """""professionals"""" did to her.

>>383805740

This faggot would be the quickest victim of the knockout gamer if ever stepped foot in a nigger neighborhood. I hope gets enriched some day.

>>383807563
Kill yourself.

>>383806012
Didn't know this existed. Hope it's good whenever it's finished.

>>383807770
>knockout gamer
Para-Dx?

>>383807884

Typo

>>383806596
>Implying that porn producers would hire her for female roles
She'll probably be able to get roles with a tranny site or something.

>>383806749
Women aren't very smart.

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>>383807261
>>383807358
>Unreal Engine
On the positive side, I hope there's jiggle physics, and some slav can figure out how to mod the game and allow it to be turned into a hentai game.

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>>383805616
>(((they))) expect you to believe that's a swedish woman

>>383806071
>no titties
>not white
>no ass
nope

>>383808742
The thing you posted isn't any better, though.

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>>383807563
What do you mean? She was nice and similar in first reboot.

>>383808852
ass and tits make an actress good?
average /v/ intelligence

>>383808742
>that grin on old man's face

>>383809346
that's the only 3 things, that a woman can be good at.

>acting
>woman
choose one, kek

>>383809282
Tits too small, hips too narrow.

>>383809346
Well the actress should look like the character. Lara Croft isn't has never been a skellington.
I don't really know her and she might be a great actress but it's not a role she should be playing.

>>383809426
>>>/pol/

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>>383809528
Can you be more wrong?

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>>383808742
true swedish woman coming through

>>383809672
>inb4 that one fag tries to start arguing you're using a non-existent mod on a game that's not moddable

>>383809607
>(you)
>common sense
choose one

be as old as me and you will see the truth. Womyn are lazy incompetent fucks who can't do anything right.

They are basically on the level of children. And you treat them like a child. you tell them "yeah, well done" even when they fully crapped their pants, because you want to fuck them.

>the truth

>>383809812
i would swe her dish if you know what i mean

>>383809282
He was obviously talking about nu-TR.

>>383807403
That's not photoshop, it's the lighting.

>>383809994
Well gee grandpa, maybe if more was expected from them than a quick fuck they would have aspired to be more. Thanks for leaving the new generation to have to raise women who are actually capable of contributing to society. Please die soon.

>>383809994
Are you a wizard yet or just heading there?

>>383809994
Anyone that isn't a cuck or beta orbiter knows this, but please save your speeches for /pol/ or /r9k/.

>>383809994
Gee that almost makes it look like people are pedopholes for wanting to fuck women.

>>383806175
Numale cuck.

>>383809994
>be as old as me and you will see the truth.
I can't age backwards, anon.

>>383810319
If they were able to aspire to something, they wouldn't be womyn, but men instead.
>capable of contributing to society
kek
young womyn are currently going full "rapefugees welcome"-retard. Which means you fucked even more up than my generation.

>>383805740
>neon colored hair
>beard
>stitches/lip rings?
everytime

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>Crystal Dynamics sold their superior IP to Square-Enix instead of making movies about it that would guaranteed make a fuck load of money

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>>383809116
As opposed to the crypto-kike mulatto in the OP?

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>>383809884
I think it's moddable per se, but not in this case of course.

>>383811359
The asses were phat.
That means though, that they probably have no tits. A girl with big tits + big ass who's not a land whale is almost non-existent.

>>383811589
Crystal firing all those people after Underworld and hiring a bunch of local interns, was a mistake.

>>383811359
>fat, short, stubby legs
fucking ew, they look like hens
no wonder you niggers like them so much

>>383805740
Seal team 6, 2030

>>383812249
>t. alicia vikander

>>383812601
'sup alicia vikander

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She lacks something very important

>>383812871
A shred of acting knowledge.

>>383805616
ugh someone post nu-lara ass to counteract the horror

>>383805740
>white people

>>383813138
The west needs to die, tbqh.
The sooner, the better.

>>383813556
Liberals need to stop existing,the west can still be recovered.

>>383805616
STICC
*RATTLE RATTLE*
*SNIIIIFF*
IS THIS BONE MEAL I SMELL??

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>>383814018
Good one.

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>>383814104
>sticc

>>383806092
@skinnyghost
Adam Koebel

He is actually pretty cool dude and fantastic rpg dm/gm

She should wear a one piece suit, small titties look better in those than a two piece. Duh.

>>383811141
He plays lotsa classic book rpg games with other people. Sometimes does makeup for fun to get into character. This one was for some cyberpunk game. The Sprawl if I remember right.

>>383814345
t.faggot cuck

>>383805616
This is a literal man's body. This is the physique of a 20-year-old male swimmer.

>>383814418
This. I'm disappointed only japs make one piece swimsuit porn.

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomb_Raider

Alright, who fucked with the wikipedia page?

>>383805616
Is this supposed to be sexy, jesus fucking christ, I've seen girls at walmart with a more feminine body than this

is this a joke or something?

>>383814018
It doesn't deserve to be recovered.

>>383814561
I'm a skinny fucker but even I have wider hips than her.

>>383808852

She's Swedish you mong.

>>383814684
>Is this supposed to be sexy
No.

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>>383814648
>Tomb Raider, also known as Lara Croft: The Tombraidening between 2001 and 2007, is a Burger that originated with an [[apetite for dead children] video game series

>>383814802
Poor Sweden. Their own cities belong to Islam now. The police dare not enter, and the Feminazi regime silences all opposition and refuses to listen to reason. On the flip side, they are not as overweight as Norway. Perhaps Sweden should consider false dietary propaganda. Fat terrorists can't run very well and will most likely not leave the couch they made the bomb in kek

>>383814345
Fuck outta here

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>>383814802
>swedes
>white

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>>383805616

>>383806175
White Male who 4chin babbies try to distance themselves from because they are so ashamed that they are the same race =).

>>383814684
new lara isn't sexy or fun. she's just mopey and sad all the time.

>>383805616
She look like a man except the leg.

Remember when they hired actually attractive actresses?

>>383805616
what's the name for that type of body?

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>>383814345
(((Koebel)))

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>>383809812
>that slide and get up on the sand

>>383807486
yeah they tried to preserve that sex doll look. I guess they're into that sort of thing.

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>>383805740

>>383815197
That shit's depressing.

Thousands of years to create such a utopia of beautiful women, completely thrown away within a few decades.

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What bodytype should Lara have IRL? Are there any actresses with it that look her type?

>>383815197
She looks like she is crying

>>383805616
You're joking, right? Some kinda meme?

>>383814510
>>383815121
>>383815357
Thanks /pol/

>>383806505
what the fuck is the creature

>>383815238
this is the worst bait/defense I've seen on /v/ today

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>>383815504
Rather fit but big tits.

>>383815546
[{(pol)}]

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>>383805740
>too lazy to shave
>can also grow a passable beard
>can't because I don't want to be associated with people like this

>>383810959
>womyn

I like how you bash women, but are somehow still considerate enough to spell women the same way that assmad femnazis do. I see through you, senpai.

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>>383805616

>>383814345
>fantastic rpg dm/gm
Didn't you hear? DnD is nu-male shit now. They've taken over. It's cool to play now.

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>>383815479
>>383815509
>white men are sissies and becoming traps or little dick gayboys

>wonder why white women are leaving them

White race deserves to die, always making excuses why they won't breed

>muh feminism
>muh kids cost too much to raise
>muh niggers got a bigger dick
>muh Mexicans

Grow some balls white boys

>>383806175
Tossed priorities and scrambled brains.

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>>383815504

>>383815658
I would slap that ass

>>383811359
>crypto-kike
I don't confuse /v/ with /biz/ and this thread with a Bancor shill thread.

>>383815754
Who cares? Just go full hobo mode and give zero fucks.

>>383815658
Holy shit
>this triggers the rape instinct

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>>383815442
>they
It's a single guy.

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>>383815941
Looks stupid.

>>383805616
Literally | ' ' | plank body
Wtf

>>383814018
If we get rid of the liberals who is going to give you your autism bucks?

>>383815504
Have you ever heard of this underground actress called Angelina Jolie...?

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>>383815271
Yes, they all work for based Lynch.

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>>383815504
Literally Lara.

>>383815442
There's no need to reinvent the wheel or to fix what's not broken.

>>383814648
>Croft was created by a team at Core Design that included Toby Gard
I think we have out culprit.

A reminder that if you are a kissless virgin who has permanently failed sexual selection then you have no right to complain about the white race dying out.

>>383816237
what show is this?

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>>383805616
I'd still fuck her desu 2bh

>>383805740
I hate that leftists liberal cucks have ruined beards.

>>383816424
how does one permanently fail sexual selection? did they become sterile or something? on top of that, what the fuck does your post have to do with anything you autist

>>383815658
Don't blame muzzies for raping when they see shit like this for the first time.

>>383805740
Get the FUCK OFF THIS BOARD
FUCK OFF >>>/pol/
PISS OFF >>>/pol/

>>383813042
>Wanting people to post a tranny to eye bleach a tranny
>>>/fit/ might be more your speed senpai.

>>383816387
I can't stand how plastic surgery upper lips look like

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>>383808742

>>383815294
I think the term you're looking for is "man."

>>383815856
We need less humans on this blue rock, you mong.

The key is not forcing whites to have more kids, but sterilizing and nuking third world shitholes.

>>383815754
>letting tumblr control your life
You should associate with them because you're clearly a faggot.

>>383816510
What an insecure beta fag you must be.

>>383816694
Thank you, Bill Gates

>>383815856
It's the opposite.
>Feminism turn women into cunts
>Men refrain from dating or marry feminist women
>Start going out with other effeminate men instead
>Meanwhile feminists are told they should avoid white men and get together with shitskins and mudslimes who, ironically, are against everything that feminists supposedly stand for

>>383806175
living mistakes

>>383805616
>Is there any hope for Tomb Raider ever unfucking itself
I want to say no, but I also never thought I'd ever see another Darksiders, and we're getting that, so I'll say maybe in 5-10 years if Crystal replaces their creative lead

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>>383816569
how does it feel to be a raging homo?

>>383816694
this.

>>383806175
Faggot. The T is silent.

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fit grills are way better than grills with nigger asses of pure fat

>>383816567
:^)

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>>383814648

>>383805616
They could have at least cast someone who doesn't look like an anorexic teenager. Jesus

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The modern white male thread?

>>383816181
she got no tits

>>383816902
yep, pretty much this

>>383817061
100% looks like Rilee Marks

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>>383816387
>>383816574

>>383806505
Is this footage of the next Alien movie?

>>383816565
It's shopped, though she was nice on original too.

>>383805616
Larry Croft

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>>383816927
I'm not the one attracted to a "female" that has shoulders wider then hips, man hands, man jaw, and no ass or tits.
You're the homo here for literally being attracted to the equivalent of a guy on hrt,

>>383815504

A woman's.

Also, a body type that doesn't skip everything but post-Abs workout

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>>383817060
>implying

>>383816523

>how does one permanently fail sexual selection

By being a bitter useless nerd who blames everyone but himself for his virginity.

>>383805616
eh I'd still jerk off on her abs

>>383816817
>>383816694
http://www.worldatlas.com/articles/the-world-s-most-war-torn-countries.html
If you turn their homelands into war torn shitholes, people living there will eventually try to get out of them. And that's exactly what's happening.
People in the Middle East are sick of daily suicide bombings so they naturally move out of them.

>>383805616
why does she have the body of hank hill?

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>>383816447
Twin Peaks season 3.

>>383817308
Fug.. i didn't notice how narrow her hips are... if they fixed that then she'd literally be perfect

>>38381730
OP's pic is definitely an abomination, but nu-lara is still pretty hot, just in a different way than classic lara was

>>383817351
Normie, please.

>>383817351
true

>>383817351
No one is blaming others for not being attractive you stupid roasty.

>>383817693
the irony in this post is rich

>>383805740
> tfw I know who that is
Truly, they poison every good thing

>>383817761
You don't even understand the word of irony. Look it up and come back to me once you've sorted your tarded self out.

>>383809812
>a pure blooded swede will never stomp on your dick like that

>>383805740
I'm scared now. I'm racist and fascist.

>>383817693

Unattractive people breed too. Otherwise, we would not have unattractive people. It's the attitude which is the problem.

>>383817693

So it's okay to make fun of people with dyed hair and weird beards, but you are oh so unjustly maligned for not being hot, right?

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Why couldn't we get strong yet sexy lara instead of katniss 2.0?

You're complaining about the actress but the issues began with the reboot.

>>383817308
Flat!

>>383817692
OK let's be all honest here
Those tits are WAYYYYY too big

Modern men no longer desire big breasts

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>>383806505

>>383817409
I'm not saying go to war with them, I'm literally saying wipe them off the face of the Earth. I'm advocating for forced sterilization, and if needed... genocide.

>>383815294

Skelly (male)

>>383817483
>he finally learned

>>383818310
>being gay

>>383816567
>It's now /pol/ to post about reality
WEW the term redpill was never more appropriate. Thanks for reaffirming that cucks are indeed, cucks.

>>383806575

underrated.
To be fair though, if this is a dude who chopped his dick off I would be really attracted to him if he still presented as a guy.

@383818310
>Modern men no longer desire big breasts

this saying isnt even funny anymore

>>383818636
You thought /pol/ was all an elaborate fantasy up to this point or what?

>>383818310
You're right, I desire big asses

>>383805616
f i t t

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>>383817061
>people are constantly talking about asses and titties
>completely ignoring waist to hips ratio

>>383818698
>>383818919
>>383818482
She needs a breast reduction

>>383817140
fun fact that guy suicided

>>383818310
Stupid chetlet.
Doesn't matter how much you try to convince guys, we always like bit tits.
Yeah sure, if we're dating you we might pretend we don't mind. But if you woke up one day and had EE cups, you bet your ass we'd see it as an improvement.

>>383818801
>Fantasy
Some of it is pretty far fetched
>Elaborate
This had always been the case

>>383819049
Post her ass, it looks like it might be flat as fuck
If it turns out not to be, I'll withdraw my post and fap in shame

>>383818919
And you are unable to dissemble?

>>383819201
Nice

>>383817061
>>383819049
Blows my mind that this is a real person who cosplays

>>383816237
Do you have a bluer version of this webm?

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>>383805740
>time to make (group i dislike) afraid
LITERALLY terrorism

How do they think this is okay?

>>383819201
Because he got bullied for looking like a girl, this was before traps were popular so nobody loved him

>>383819303
No traps were pretty popular then too.
Attention whores are not mentally stable is the problem.

>>383819201
They all do

>>383818038
That's not how genetics work you stupid normie.
>>383818182
Not once have I ever made a comment about those kinds of people fucking retard.

>>383819295
Nazis should be afraid.

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>>383819276
How so?

>>383817140
This is a girl.

>>383819128
Nah I hate reduction and implants to make them bigger, I think girls should just work with what they have

>>383819459
Point to the Nazi please

>>383819303
>>383819427
> tfw no twinkboi to love and treat like a prince
> tfw you will never nurse him back into a mentally stable state of mind
> tfw he will never love you forever
I am in pain.

>>383819528
The little white penis proves you otherwise

>>383819548
Okay, sorry, racist bigots in general should be afraid. Nazis are only a subset of those. You're right.

>>383816902

Let's give some recognition to role technology has played though. Videogames and the internet, specifically porn, are arguably legal opiates that stunt men's development, and birth control has allowed women to be sexually liberal and irresponsible. I'm not against technology, but it's another big factor in the equation; there are lots of ways in which it doesn't serve us.

>>383819427
>that big blogpost where he wrote that he wished some guy would tongue his little butthole and treat him like a beautiful girl

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>>383818310
>>383819128
Not big enough desu.

>>383819295
because it's what the other side has been doing to them?

>>383819641
Girl penises are different colours?

>>383819706
>racist
>bigot
Nice buzzwords

>>383819049
usually a nice ass comes with a good waist to hip ratio

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>>383819784

>>383806175
mentally ill liberal

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>>383819751
She needs breast reduction surgery PRONTO, backpain inbound

>>383819854
What else should we call people who hold racist bigoted views? I'm open to suggestions.

>>383816025
biz is a fucking meme lmao

>>383819971
get lost pedo

>>383806175

Still relevant:

https://youtu.be/lVmmYMwFj1I

>>383819971
t. chestlet

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>>383819971
>B-but back pain
When will you stupid chestlets learn? There's next to no backpain if you exercise and are fit.
>That pic
Pic related very much related.

>>383815754
Growing a beard is not just not shaving, there's much more to it.

>>383805616
Is that thing trans?

>>383819465
Just that her body is like, beyond my wildest dreams

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>>383819269

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>>383808742
>Sweden

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>>383819971
>>383820119
>improved confidence

Yeah for your friends

>>383809346
No, ass and tits make Lara Croft; always have.

>>383820198
unf

>>383805616
I wouldn't give her a second glance irl.

>>383820309
both are ugly and fat.

>>383805740
fucking hell i work with someone that looks almost exactly like this minus the dyed pink hair. are they so common?

>>383820309
who is that on the right

>>383820309
Too bad that girl is fat

>>383819971

Another (You) for the gay.

>>383820434
>>383820474
True, but giant tits tend to negate that in the eyes of many, especially with all the tHICCCcc memers running around

>>383819706
>>383820052
>people who hold views i disagree with should be intimidated into submission
nice terrorist mindset you got there lmao

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>>383818420
You're just another retarded /pol/cuck that won't listen. The extermination of an entire race isn't just pressing a button, launching a nuke and shooting the ones that didn't die.
You're talking about nuking some of the wealthiest people on Earth and oil fields that, combined, would be near the size of Australia.

Do you even think anyone with such a plan would just get away with it? Because if you do you're probably nine years old.

Face > ass > tits
This of course assumes general fitness, no fatties allowed
You can't have a good ass without good hips so hips are superfluous for the rating

>>383815941
obvious padding

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>>383810319
HOLY KEK THIS CAN'T BE REAL

>>383820758
>enji
>padded

Nah bro she's just a miracle

>>383819971
>reasons to get invasive body modifying surgery
>1 Improved Confidence
Not guaranteed. Good luck not worrying about your partner seeing you naked with scars

>2 Easier shopping
Fuck capitalism, don't let the fact you're not being catered to make you defigure yourself to fit into the clothing industrys mold.

>Less Skin Irritation
Get surgery to reduce "common" rashes. Sure.

>4 No more bra strap pain
Get a better bra, there are perfectly capable bras, also you don't actually need them even at larger sizes, wearing bras actually leads to muscle degradation which causes saggy tits.

>5 Reduced back pain
Okay finally a real thing. Negated by posture and self care, but physics are actually real, unlike the "many, may, common" of the last few

>6 Improved ability to exercise
False. "exercise can be embarrassing with large breasts" nigga, nothing is embarrassing with large tits, and why the fuck are you exercising in public if you think it's embarrassing this is retarded. Work out at home if you're so self conscious.

>7 improved respiratory function
True #2 a weight on your chest can make it more difficult to breathe.

This list is fucking garbage. And anyone gullible enough to mutilate themselves and PAY for it to get rid of perfectly good tits is a moron.

t. F cup owner who is never paying to go under the knife just to make sure I don't wake up my dude by snoring every night. (oh yeah, big tits mean you snore like a motherfucker, that deserves to be on this list more than being scared of working out in public, because keeping your partner awake all night actually affects your life unlike having to work out in a chicks only gym.)

>>383805691
You say that like there were any good non-modern ones.

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>>383820747
Listen to this man

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>>383806505

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>>383805740
White people need to get gassed.

>>383820309
When will chestlets learn?

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>>383805740
>pic is deleted

Looks like there are some liberal mods around

>>383815197
...her eyes say help

>>383820758
That's the most reddit post I've seen in a while.

>>383820667
No, no, no, not people I disagree with. You can disagree with people just fine and just agree to disagree.

But not with people who are actively making life worse for others.

>>383820709
based

>>383820858
>F cup owner
LONDON
O_____O
N_____D
D_____N
O_____O
NODNOL

>>383820667
>>383821132
PS I was asking for suggestions.

>>383816565
Fuck off Ahmed

>>383819859
But her's is not.

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>>383821163
>NODNOL
sorry, mate, we don't speak Bulgarian

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>>383817351
I'm not a virgin. I have kids whom I teach that "people" of colour and women are not their friends.
Off yourself my man.

>>383820309
Chestlets sounds more retarded than cunny, why can't people just say shit for what it is

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>>383820858
Thank you, the world is made better by your presence

>>383821361
You mean poor whites will just get targeted more to make up for the quotas that the police won't be able to fill anymore.

>>383820709
>oil
>2017
Kek

>>383806832
>Do they have an audience in China or something?
Every movie these days has an audience in China.

>>383805616

At least... she's not fat...

>>383821132
>you can disagree with me just fin
>except on important issues, if you disagree with my views on those then you are scum and should be violently suppressed
lmao

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>>383821457
Bingo.

>>383820906
Oh god, can't unsee.

>>383821412
MOMMY

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>>383821648
White men should just become traps

That's all they are good for

>>383821607
Are you being wilfully ignorant now? I just explained it to. You're the scum that thinks others should be violently suppressed in the first place, and that's the reason why simple disagreement won't do.

>>383821469
I bet you and your entire neighborhood drive Teslas, don'tcha faggot

>>383821132
You can be a racist bigot without actively making life worse for others.

>>383821648
I come from the future
This image has spurred 30 angry responses and counting
You have been warned

>>383819706
Afraid of what?

Do you know what nationalist even means? I live in an ex commie bloc while shitskins are invading, yet you pretend to be anarchy while drinking your hipster latte, and have the gall to criticize people for having warranted hate towards literal invaders.

Off yourself

>>383821936
This post makes me upset

>>383821457
Quotas don't exist now that most cops wear body cams. They only existed in the first place to make sure cops were doing their jobs and not slacking off.

>>383821334
Is this what big tit fetishists like?
Tits of any size can be quite hot but the rest of that body is just inexcusable

>>383821761
would unironically marry alice

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>>383819971
I dated a chick with double D's and she never ever felt bad about her tits, or experienced pain.

Get fucked chestlet, you are the female equivalent of a microdick.

>>383822075
This. Looks disproportionate

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Finally, the Lara Croft (male) that we deserve.

>>383822018
>Quotas don't exist now that most cops wear body cams

Hahaha. You mean the ones that constantly lose their recordings or that the department doesn't think they should buy? Yeah, sure glad that's fixed corruption.

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>It's another r/the_donald can't stay in their containment board episode

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>>383822282
who would win in a fight?

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>>383805616

NO BREASTS
NO HIPS
and I bet NO ASS

fucking gross

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>>383821457
I have tertiary education and a 6 fig salary breh

Have fun telling your parents how great Islam is or some other treacherous shit you kids pull these days.

>>383821971
>Afraid of what?
Don't bother commenting if you haven't followed the conversation, Hans.

>>383822273
Nah you're just gay bro

>>383822561
>taxi drivers driving him for free in hopes of a blowjob
What
How does that even happen? Is he just walking around in fucking gay pride outfits the entire time?

>>383822282
Jesus Christ, she actually has the body of a man
Cover her head with you're thumb and it's a man wearing a bikini, she shouldn't even wear the top
How does this happen, aren't women supposed to produce estrogen

>>383817483
manlytears?

>>383822696
Spoopy as fugg m8 don't bike chain me with all that tolerance.

Once you grow out of your naivete maybe then you'll realize that it's every man for himself.
Niggers, or any other camp of people, including your own, are not your friends. More likely they would throw you into the fire to save their asses unlike how you perceive them.

>>383822075
I agree

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>>383805616
Real Lara should have fake boobs like normal women do
Not look like a fucking boy in a bikini

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>Lara Croft is now an anorexic with the figure of a plank

This is the wrong timeline. Fuck you Crystal Dynamics for completely butchering both the movies and the games.

>>383805616
We're in a new world where everything has to cater to every audience for the sake of maximized profits and so you have to cast actresses who will be non-threatening to female audiences.

Surprise, Hollywood is an industry.

>>383817308
If you wouldn't be attracted to that woman IRL you're a homosexual. I'm sorry to have to be the one to break it to you, my dude.

Better get that grindr profile up

>>383822748
She has a very boyish face too. Like a pretty 14 year old boy

>jews in charge of tits and ass

>>383823278
>where everything has to cater to every audience
Except for cable networks. They just toss a bunch of cocks on screen and make millions.

>>383823278
>thinking this is Hollywood's doing
>thinking having a fuck ugly star will attract a strong womyn audience
>forget to realise most TR players are guys that ger off to her
Even in 2010 things weren't this bad

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>>383822896
She's so good

>>383805616
she has the body of a 12 year old boy

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>>383823317
>If you're not attracted to the equivalent of a guy on HRT wearing lots of makeup and a wig to hide the forehead and a lot of the face your gay
Project much?

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>>383821648
White people make up 11% of the global population but are responsible for nearly all the technological and medical advances in human history.

Black people (23%) can't stop raping and killing one another, and have done nothing to contribute to the world.

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>>383805616
Cast Oscar-winning actress, not only that she's an absolute stunner.

>She doesn't look like my anime pillow

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>>383819706

And yet she's probably more fit and attractive than 95% of people in this thread. Funny, huh?

>>383823020
I'm not interested in your headcanon regarding this conversation, Fritz. Why bother talking to me if you're going to supply the answers in your head?