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WOW, WHAT A Resident Evil thread

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WOW, WHAT A Resident Evil thread
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>>383730092
5 in one day? Think that's a new record.

Fuck your Rebeccunt, Jill is best girl.
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RE HD codes?
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>>383731757
You want RE6 and UC? I'm gonna buy it soon and want the HD codes for PC
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>>383731092
Jill is arguably the bronze medal of RE girls, as Claire and Rebecca easily beat her used up pussy
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See if you can find any other posts.

I'll be examining this.
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>>383732756
>not wanting a girl who knows what she likes
Keep your shitty "purity", its overrated
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>>383732425
I would love codes for UC.
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>>383733023
Add me on Steam then, username is A F*king Leaf
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>>383732868
Hey! (You), Anon, master of shitposting should find this item useful,
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>>383732756
Claire aged like already old milk and Rebecca is the kind to keep her tits covered during sex.

Jill, however, lives for skin-tight suits.
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>>383732425
I'd love UC actually.
I´m the one who posted this tho.
[email protected]
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Ada=Jill>Sherry>Ballistics>Hunnigan>Claire>Zombie>Loli Sherry>Sheva>Rebecca
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>>383733159
>Rebecca is the kind to keep her tits covered during sex
I was with a girl that did this once, I need to squeeze and suck on some tits damn it
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>>383730092
REmake2 WHEN?
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>>383730092
Oh! Resident Evil threads are back?
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>>383733313
>likes ada
>has shit taste
What a surprise
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>>383733545
Someone post cucked Claire
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Friendly reminder that you can get RE HD, RE 0 HD, And RE6 and UC with DLC in the Humble Bundle for like $7 total.
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So what did you guys think about Vendetta? I thought Leon's presence was kinda shoehorned and it'd have stood by itself as a Chris-only movie. Maybe we would've gotten a bit more Rebecca and more focus on the villains without him.
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>>383733635
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>>383733776
Umbrella chronicles is actually good.
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Forgot to post this in the last 4 threads
Enjoy
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>>383733313
>sheva that low
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>>383733794
Is it true that the "heroes" cause big time collateral damage?
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>>383733843
Oh is it? I unfortunately don't have a good enough computer to play it so I didn't bother installing it.
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>>383733827
Oh yeah... Thats the stuff...
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>>383733794
Why does Chris look Chinese?
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>>383734036
Yes
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>>383733843
Does anybody still play it, though? It has a bad rep, and playing an online game in single player mode is probably lame.
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>>383734238
Nobody plays Umbrella Corps usually. I think some people hang around in the Ranked Mode though
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>>383734150
Because movie was made in Nip Land.
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>>383734036
>>383734172
Oh shush, they probably just murdered a few thousand.
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>>383733827

LOL. What a loser.
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>>383734172
>no doubt innocent people were in those buildings

Jesus.
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>>383734150
He doesn't, he's just squinting in that image.
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>>383734172
>Killing thousands of people just to nick the shoulder
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>>383734238
Well it's on Humble Bundle for $1 so I'm hoping that revitalises it and I had zero queue times earlier. Tried to play just now and seems to be literally nobody on so I guess it varies.

I would recommend it to anybody for $1.
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Freeze Anon. Put your fat cocks where I can see 'em!
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>>383733313
Lisa>Ada=Jill>Sherry>Ballistics>Hunnigan>Claire>Zombie>Loli Sherry>Sheva>Rebecca

fixed
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>>383734805
get out of my way little boy
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>>383731092
This.
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>>383734805
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>>383735051
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Just bought a ps1 copy of dino crisis for my old ps2 my cousin gave back. Gonna come Friday, am I up for a good weekend?
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>>383734920
>little
>boy
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[grenade clinking noises]
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And another thread dies to Waifuposting.
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>>383734172
wow what the actual fuck lol

She killed more people in one shot than the actual terrorists.
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>>383735204
I think so, I have very fond memories of a friend and me playing it over a course of a week (me translating the game and him playing)
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>>383735287
Better waifu posting than VIIfags
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>>383735443
>waifuposting is better then talking about one of the games
You don't actually like Resident Evil do you?
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>>383735543
I don't like nu-Resident Evil
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>>383731092
Rebecca is cute
CUTE
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>>383735443
7 isnt that bad

Say if it was 5 or 6 Id agree with you
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>>383735224
Those weren't her boobs, idiot
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>>383735287
It's not like people will go along with husbandoposting
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>>383735716
>that third costume
Fuck, I want to jack off on to her stomach while nuzzling her thighs
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>>383735831
Are you being retarded?
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>Ashley
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>>383736160
Are? They wouldn't be that huge at that age, dingus
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>>383736180
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>>383736202
She's 12 there anon, are you telling me there wasn't 1 girl that developed early in middle school
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>>383736202
I don't know if you got taught this anon, but breasts are in fact a female characteristic. It's not lewd, it's biology.
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>>383736463
And maybe you weren't taught that old game characters were boxy and their features were often exaggerated or off-looking from certain angles.
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>>383736362
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>>383736391
Still wouldn't be that large, idiot
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>>383733827
Are we posting more Claire "Cuckquean" Redfield?
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>>383736569
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This thread reminded me, the Capcom Humble Bundle is pretty great. I'm glad I didn't buy the HD remake during the Summer Sale.

Ended up buying The Evil Within. Crappy Survival horror but it's a pretty good game regardless. Hope TEW2 fixes some of the dumbest aspects of it.
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Who was your favorite boss in any game? Mendez is my favorite because he looks fucking metal as fuck dude.
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>>383736773
Glorious Spats
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>>383736551
Anon, i don't want to press this point too hard before the braying chimps in here get off on it, but it's pretty obvious what that very deliberate choice of bump located right on the chest is supposed to be. Don't be retarded. It's just the femal form, no need to get all bent out of shape about its inclusion.
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>>383736634
Nigger I knew a girl with C cups in 6th grade, we were 11
Who knows what kind of hormones and chemicals Umbrella is dumping into Raccoon Citys water supply
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Have you guys seen my billy?!
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>>383736790
>metal as fuck

Excuse me.
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>Played all mainline and spinoffs games except 2 and CV

Feels like I'm missing out. Are the Steam version good?
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>>383736773
Wish there was more like this with Sherry worrying about her butt growing bigger
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>>383737021
>are the steam version good
Anon, I'm sorry but...
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>>383736790
I'd say it's a tossup between Nemesis, Chief Mendez and the Verdugo.
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>>383736746
What's the way Griffith staret at Guts? For reference.
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>>383737034
>Sherry farting the distance marker

KEEP GOING SHERRY, WE ARE NEARLY THERE.
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>>383736929
There it looks normal, retard. The model rip just makes them look exaggerated. Stay the fuck wrong.
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>>383736790
>he looks fucking metal as fuck dude.
you need to be 18+ to post here "dude."
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Rebecca was cute as fuck in that movie. It also helps that short hair girls are my kryptonite. Too bad 99% of girls irl can't pull it off.
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>>383737021
Wait, what game's that?
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HAHAHHAHAHHA
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>>383737238
>Chris?
>S-stop it!
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>>383736746
>Claire gets a call at 3am
>its Leon
>he's been drinking again, he only calls when he's been drinking
>Claire is fighting back tears as she changes and goes over to Leons
>Leon is pouring himself another drink as she walks in
>He hurls his glass against the wall in and starts shouting at Claire
>"That's the wrong shade of red you stupid bitch!"
>Claire breaks down sobbing "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, please don't kick me out, I swear I can be just like Ada, please please let me try again"
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>>383737160
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>>383737404
>>383736746
>>383733827
>>383734094
>>383734364
>>383733635
Proof SD Perry's novels are the true canon
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>>383737173
>they aren't boobs!
>yes they are
>well they are i guess! s-stay wrong!

Wrong indeed anon.
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>>383737238
>CVX
>"I thought you and my brother were once comrad-"
>Wesker mid teleport cancels in front of Claire and backhands her like she owes him money
>"I HATE Chris!"
>"He laughed at my super cool tyrant even though he was totally scared."
>"N-no really, he pissed himself and everything."
>"Plus he only beat my tyrant because he was cheating."
>"FUCKING CHRIIIIIIIISSSSSS! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
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>>383737157
Read this chapter
http://mangaseeonline.us/read-online/Berserk-chapter-87-index-2-page-1.html
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>>383737238
Is his head collapsing into his torso? The picture quality is worse than the farting horns from the Director's Cut
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>>383737279
HOHOHOHO
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>>383736790
Mendez was easily the best. The village was the best part of RE4, and I was hoping it'd get even creepier after mendez.
Unfortunately I got monks in a castle, and military island.
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>>383737546
They aren't as big as you're implying, illiterate twat
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>>383737553
It's
>I DISPIZE CHRIS!
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>>383737157
It's one of the most infamous scenes in Berserk anon. After becoming Femto, Griffith proceeds to rape Guts's lover so hard she became retarded and has been retarded for 20 years irl even though it hasn't been that long in the actual series in addition to turning Guts and Casca's unborn child into an abomination thanks to his demon sperm he pumped into her. He did all of these while intensely maintaining direct eye contact with Guts.
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>>383737232
probably project x zone 2
it's basically a guest character wet dream
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Anyone got a spare RE6 key? I will offer you nothing in return.
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>>383737469
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>>383737553
>Wesker mid teleport cancels in front of Claire and backhands her like she owes him money

Im crying.
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>>383737710
Well fuck. Looks like I botched this pasta. Have an uncommon Becky as an apology.
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>>383737785
You missed the giveaway
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>>383737194
it's a fat acoustic youtuber who doesn't make videos reference you big bully
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>>383733313
>Claire>Adult Rebecca>Jill>Sherry>Rebecca>Ada>Hunnigan>Sheva>Ballistics>Loli Sherry>Zombie>
FIXed as fuck
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>>383737670
>they aren't as big as the games own model explicitly shows them to be
i'm surprised someone as retarded as you can even turn on a computer, much less actually post on 4chan.
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>>383737232
Project X zone
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>>383737878
>ballistics that low down
she's at least hunnigan tier
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>>383737806
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What were they thinking with Umbrella Corps?

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7794544

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7794475
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IT ISN'T FAIR
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>>383737897
>the blocky model is 100% accurate to a real human girl
And you're calling others retarded? How ironic.
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>>383737670
>Those weren't her boobs, idiot
>n-no i was merely insinuating her true boobs were the smaller ones and the bigger ones shown were not the boobs that were hers in the actual final product
>it was just your reading comprehension you see?!

Ok anon. Anyway, things wot we lurnt today, some boobs are big, some are small, sometimes blurry images in tiny formats fabricate or spin the truth but females ABSOLUTLEY have bewbs
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>>383737859
wait that is supposed to help your case?
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>>383734172
EDF! EDF! EDF!
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What did you guys think of Vendetta? I enjoyed it for what it was. Probably won't watch it again though.
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Enrico?
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Why are you paedos arguing about the size of an underage's breasts?
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>>383737826
Jesus fuck she was perfect in REmake. You can almost tell what the textures of her lower lip would feel/taste like. Why did they feel the need to go full hapa for her Zero model??
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>>383738195
Certainly more action than Degeneration, but the plot is pretty much what you'd expect.

Though it is kind of freaky how most of the city is cured, and now the people have to live with the realization that they probably ate several of their friends.
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>>383737509
more?
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I like most of the RE girls
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>>383738201
YEAH
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>>383733956
shitpost? more like shittaste am I right?
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>>383738378
Got em
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>>383738092
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>>383733956

Where is umbrella chronic!es?
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>>383738195
fun action. Watching chris stab his gun into a zombie, body slam another zombie and then pull his gun back out the first zombie to reload was great.
I especially enjoyed how the BSAA probably killed more people than they saved in this movie
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>>383735070
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>>383738449
The Chronicles HD Collection is there
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>>383737404
this legitimately made me sad
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>>383738316
I do too. I just really hope we get a Jill game soon. For someone who is one of the faces of the franchise, she sure got shafted hard. Capcom seems to dislike her for some reason.
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>>383738440
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>>383738468
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>>383738195
To silly for my taste, but when it wasn't too crazy it was decent. I was kinda hoping that the chick would've died to a random fucking strafing run instead of the normal thing, I think it would've been great
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>>383737969
Meh, by the end of the game I hated her so I dont really care if her ballistics are that strong
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>>383739006
>ignore the brat

FFS LEON HAVE SEX. DO IT FOR YOUR POOR DEYOCH.
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>>383739006
This needs a no way fag edit
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>>383738540
Was your dad a drunk that abused your mom?
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>>383738747
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>>383739006
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Seriously, if these two ever fuck and a drop of that sperm reaches her eggs, that child will either save the fucking world or destroy it. Thats all there is. No part time job at gamestop at 17, just straight up Heroine or Opressor of humanity, BUST.
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>>383739668
Jeez, where did you find this image? AerieDies?
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>>383739668
C U T E
U
T
E
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>>383739668
>Wesker was always the more chad researcher of the two
>genes so chad that Wesker is fucking over Birkin from beyond the grave
>his cheeki brekki 6 years younger son will one day go on to make the prodigy birkin daughter squeal

COMPLETE-
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>1 dollar bundle
Its alive!
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To this day I still don't get what people see in the Revelations games. They're both mediocre and gave me nothing I wanted.
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>>383740273
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WOW, a general outside of >>>/vg/

Please keep your cancer where it belongs
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>>383740417
Revelations 1 & 2 are just more RE4 rehashing - so that means the braindead RE4 fans will recommend it. Regardless if the characters, setting, story, etc aren't interesting.
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>>383740663
First they came for final fantasy
Then they came for resident evil
All blizzard games were untouched
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>>383735716
post more of rebecca's belly
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>>383741023
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>>383736180
Those ears
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>>383740663
Cry harder, kid
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>>383741146
that's the good shit, what a cutie
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Rebecca looks best when they weren't using Ayumi Hamasaki as a face model
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>>383739417
>>383739417
No it just makes me sad is all

I suppose it's better than the alternative where he makes love to her while calling her Ada the entire time
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>>383733956
The outbreak games are the best in the series. What are you talking about?
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Ashley is one of the examples where she looks horrendous in game but a qt in fan art
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>>383733794
I think Vendetta is deffinitely a movie you want to watch after you've had enough to drink. The dialog verges on Wiseauvian levels of non sequiturs. Leon plays no role in the story at all he's just there for the sake of being there. He even asks on two occasions in the movie "Are we just going to keep going after every asshole who releases BOW's over and over and over and over again?" and Chris's answer at the end of the movie was "pretty much, lol".

However, that's exactly what I was expecting. The action was so incredibly stupid fun that the awful dialog was just the cherry on top. I don't think I've laughed so much during a movie in a long, long time. If you're used to the joyful stupidity of Resident Evil's characters and plotlines, you're going to totally enjoy Vendetta.

I had to pause the movie to finish laughing after Bane blew off that innocent waitresses' arm with a chain gun, it's seriously one of the funniest movies I've seen in ages whether it was trying to be funny or not.
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>>383740417
Gameplay in them is closer to 4 than 6, and I really liked Raid mode.
Then again, what I liked most about 4-6 was the Mercenary mode
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>>383742395
>Claire readjusts her wig and finishes preparing Leon's drink, he always wanted a glass of bourbon after they were together
>She enters the dimly light bedroom and gently places her hand on his shoulder and softly whispers into his ear "It's time to wake up honey"
>Leon stirs awake "Oh thank you Ada"
>"You're welcome dear" she replies
>Claire tells herself that she's happy, that this is good, and buries the pain deep down inside her
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>>383740681
>Regardless if the characters, setting, story, etc aren't interesting.

Barry is fun in Revelations 2. His daughter is fun too. Plus Raid Mode in both is preferable Mercenaries IMO.
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>>383743483
>Plus Raid Mode in both is preferable Mercenaries IMO

I could never get into Mercs but I 100%'d Raid in both REv games. Shits addictive.
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>>383743304
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>>383743483
>His daughter is fun too

If you like garbage like Life is Strange
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>>383740681
I ask that no one listen to this guy's shit opinion. The Revelations games are the best of both worlds when it comes to Resident Evil: the actual good gameplay of RE4 with the horror atmosphere of the first 3 games.
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>>383743754
It's not an RE game now leave.
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>>383743754
It's alright. Not perfect, but it was nice to see Capcom give more traditional horror the college try than just do yet another RE4 shootathon. I liked the idea of finding upgrades through secrets and gradually unlocking more item slots, but all of that was severely underutilized, and of course the 2 enemy types was just laughable.
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>>383743754
I liked it. It was like a first person version of RE3.
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>>383743881
Cringey post
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>>383743754
I haven't played it and really have no desire to. Hell the last game I finished was 5.
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>>383743483
>His daughter is fun too
That she was.
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>>383743754
Jack was memed too hard, didn't like him much. Bug bitch was easy, Lucas was entertaining in a "I really want to break his nose" kind of way, I genuinely liked Evie but I've like the whole creepy girl thing since FEAR and Alma. As for gameplay I can't recommend it and it has zero replayability due to dropping action for plot and spook.
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>>383744068
If you like this kinda dialogue, kys
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>>383743954
Or the Gun Survivors with the on-rail element yanked off
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>>383744068
Moira seems to have a fascination with anal I noticed.

I like it.
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>>383744241
Don't you have some waifuposting to do? Anyone who shittalks the Revelations games probably doesn't like the series much.
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>>383744241
Nice edge there, kiddo
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>>383744119
>zero replayability
Yeah they kinda dropped the ball on that one. I went through it 3 times just to get the achievements and i have no desire what so ever to pick it up again because i've allready seen everything. Now re4 i could play through any day of the week.
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>>383738195
I still like Damnation the best, but Vendetta was fun to watch. That's the thing about the CG movies, they should go full retard all the time. The best RE games have a balance between the action and the spooky stuff. Like RE3, RE4, CVX, and both REvelations.
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>>383744241
t. RE7fag
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>>383743881
It lacks both the good gameplay of RE4 or the horror atmosphere of the first 3 games. It's just mediocre all around.
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>>383744284
She heard rumors about the butt stuff Claire and Sherry got up to over the years and wants in on that action
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>>383744352
At least they're watchable, and feel like RE compared to the andershit films.
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>>383744339
Exactly the same anon. I hope this is just a blip and not how the series is going to be handled from now on because I like running through the games multiple times, I've lost count how many times I've gone through RE4. Hell I'd be playing it again if I wasn't waiting for the REHD project to finish.
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>>383744554
Andershit Wesker is at least worth looking up on YouTube about 40% of the time. But yeah, Damnation is actually, good. Not in any kind of ironic way either.
>fantastic looking CG, drastically improved from Degeneration
>best balance of Leon's character between RE2 PTSD and RE4's "Where's everyone going? Bingo?"
>beautiful CG for the environments
>neat but thankfully simple plot idea that was also kept simple in execution, unnamed Slav country wants into the UN, wants to purge undesirables before inspection, blame on a Raccoon City style indecent
>amazing well animated action
>JD was a nice side character
>even Ada was at her best, solely because Leon didn't revert back to his beta RE2 self when she appeared, even seemed like they had chemistry in a "enemy spies having a secret relationship" kind of way
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>>383745038
Eh, Degeneration looked pretty good at times, though it was too dark in some parts. Shame they didn't have more monsters beyond the brother in the end.

>dat fake outtake reel
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>>383745038
Okay - but what's it about besides "cool ackshion"

RE4 fans, everyone
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>>383745348
What crawled up your ass, autist?
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>>383745348
t "RE"7fag
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Where's REmake 2 and Revelations 3?
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>>383745038
Don't forget
>round house kicking lickers
>knife fighting tyrants
>cat fight between Ada and president chick
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>>383745506
nothing to fund them with after "RE"VII flopped.
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>>383745506
20th anniversary for RE2 is 2018 so it'll probably come out Q3 2018. We'll probably get a trailer or info on it at TGS this year.
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>>383745429
He didn't mention 7 though, so let's not start shit over that for no reason.
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>>383745584
>flopped
>3rd highest selling entry in the series
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>>383745175
>that one fake outtake reel where Claire nukes a city after Leon goes "scuba diving"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SD_AZtBKcM
>>383745575
Also
>killing a Mr. X clone with a head shot from a tank at point blank range
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>>383730092
>*Door opens and closes. Unzips. Shower sounds*
>*Door opens and closes*
>Jill: "What is that?"
>Barry: "JILL?"
>Jill: "Oh, hi Barry. Why on EARTH are you here?"
>Barry: "I'll be examining this."
>Jill: "Barry? BARRY!"
>Barry: "I just had something I wanted to check. I think I'll stay and look around more..."
>*Door opens and closes*
>Chris: "WHOA!"
>Barry: "What the HELL?!"
>Jill: "Chris...you're here too?"
>Chris: "I THINK I'm beginning to understand!"
>Jill: "That's what I was going to say!"
>Barry: *echoing* "Chris is our old partner, you know."
>Chris: "Hey, we're partners aren't we? Let's work together" *unzips*
>Barry: "LOOK at THIS!"
>Chris: "WOW!"
>Jill: "What is it?"
>Barry: "What do you think of it?"
>Chris: "Protect yourself."
>Barry: "Perhaps that was the most important part."
>Chris: "Let's go!"
>Chris: "I'll go first!"
>Chris: "Damn. It's broken! Seems like it"
>Barry: "Oh, my COD!"
>Jill: "Hey, what's going on?"
>Chris: "Alright! Can you do it?"
>Barry: "Graahh!"
>*unzips*
>Chris: "Aahh!"
>*Moans, grunts, groans*
>Barry: "Lost courage already?"
>Wesker: "Sorry for my lack of manners. But I'm not used to escorting men."
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>>383745584
>flopped

I'm not sure you know what that word means.
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>>383745990
>Chris: "Jill! Let's do it!"
>Jill: "Ah, yes! Barry!"
>Barry: "Heh! Jill Sandwich! Right!"
>Jill: "Barry, don't screw up again."
>Chris: "Let's go!"
>*Moans, grunts, groans* *splatter*
>Barry: "Aaahhhh..."
>Jill: "Thank you, Barry."
>Barry: "Yeah, yeah."
>*Door opens and closes*
>Rebecca: "Is this a meeting room or something?"
>Chris: "Is that you, Rebecca?"
>Rebecca: "Yes!"
>Chris: "Rebecca, can you do it?"
>Rebecca: "YES I CAN!"
>Rebecca: "May I practice for a while?"
>Chris: "See? Just relax, and play."
>Rebecca: "Chris! Look at this! Ah! OH!"
>Barry: "Oh my COD!"
>Rebecca: "You like it?"
>Chris: "Oh, that was great!"
>Rebecca: "I feel like we're having a secret meeting!"
>Chris: "Let's do it!"
>*Thumps, groans, cries*
>Rebecca: "Chris!"
>Chris: "REBECCAAAA!!!"
>Barry: *echoing* "Look at those MONSTERS!"
>*Moans*
>Barry: "He's insane!"
>Rebecca: "Ah! Yes!"
>Barry: "I have THIS!"
>*Moans, groans, cries*
>Jill: "Chris..."
>Chris: "UWAAAAHH!" *splatters, explosion*
>*zips up, groans*
>Barry: "Well, I think I'll go outside and get some fresh air for a change."
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>>383745932
>lying

4, 5, and 6 are the highest selling in the series. 2 would be the next one down.
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>>383745952
Funny how Helena was pretty much a rehash of that chick in the movie, just with a mutated sister instead of brother.
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>>383746079
It's not a lie, retard. Look it up.
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>>383746136
Was there any truth to the rumor that it was originally supposed to be Claire instead of Helena? Helena's ass is nice but I constantly forget she's even an existing RE character.
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>>383746228
http://vgsales.wikia.com/wiki/Best_selling_Capcom_games
There are 6 games about VII
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>>383746265
Wouldn't know. Though I can't imagine how the scenario would have gone then since Claire and Chris don't have any other siblings (unless Deborah would have just been some gal pal of Claire's).
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>>383746367
Not Ada.
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>>383746434
Still didn't flop, idiot.
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>>383746485
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>>383746485
My guess if it was ever even kind of true, it was lost in a rewrite. Ah well, at least Helena is attractive enough to justify her existence when you remember her. Plus Leon's "Tacticool Butler" outfit actually looks rad as fuck.
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>>383746637
Yea, she's got a shit character arc, but that ass is up there with many of the others.
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Best girl
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>>383746958
Joke's on you, I already know about that set!
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Fatass
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>>383733776
why does that bundle have a bunch of shit games and not dead rising 1
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>>383745506

REmake was announced the second it was greenlit.They literally just had a T-shirt to show. Calm your ass down.

Revelations 3 could start show some signs of life, though.
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>>383746571

>goalposts

kys
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>>383747267
PC port of Dead Rising 1 is only like 1 year old now I think. Dead Rising 2 and OTR came out much closer to their console releases.
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>>383748386
That wasn't a goalpost shift at all, retard
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>>383747403
Probably not. But it's very nice of you to offer.
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>>383748529
is dead rising 3 worth 12 bucks?
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>>383746958
How did she get her pants off without taking off her boots?
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>>383748712
Stretchy pants?
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>>383748712
Tear-aways. Seems like logical standard-issue S.T.A.R.S equipment.
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>>383740273
Better than battle born!
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>>383746958
W-why is she sweating like that?
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>>383743943
>but all of that was severely underutilized, and of course the 2 enemy types was just laughable
Right to the heart of it, if these were given a full development cycle. would be more universally + received.
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>>383748627
I've only played 2 so far so I have no clue, sorry anon.
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>>383746485
Played the boss fight with chick, but didn't know she had an instant kill move. Made my friend stop attacking her so we could watch her danced like a whore and then immediately fucking died.
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>>383749448
() -> ( )
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>>383749548
It seemed like it had a decent development cycle, they just didn't playtest things better to grasp that the house should have been at least double its size with more rooms to explore and be chased in, secrets to find, and more than just the same enemy with/without legs or acting like a licker. Still, it was fun for what it was, and I do hope the free DLC is worth the delay.
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>>383749819
There's a gloryhole nearby?
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>>383749363
They don't look torn.
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>>383748712
she just pulled them off over the boots
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>>383746367
>>383746487
you guys see that studio fow video of her getting slammed by zombies while begging them to stop
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would you smash y/n?
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>>383751827
Not yet but give me 5 minutes
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>>383752041
it's been longer than five minutes anon
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REMINDER:

Albert Wesker is alive, "Redfield" is HUNK, and REVII is shit.
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i'm starting to appreciate sherry a lot more now after letting re6 sit for a while

will she ever come back?
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>>383744119
Looks like cerebral palsy
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>>383753013
Fuck you.
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>>383753013
post more resident evil feet
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>>383752974
Nice bullshit
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>>383753196
To be fair, the only wrong point was the second one
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>>383753143
hey, i like rebecca too, no need to be rude.

>>383753174
sure.
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>>383730092
>want to get physical versions of RE0 Remaster and RE1 Remake Remaster
>only digital on PC
>don't have 8th gen consoles
thanks gaben
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>>383752819
Still fapping, hush
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>>383730092
Oh my Cod!
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>>383753296
Umbrella Corps. practically spells it out for you.
>main character wears a gas mask, like "Redfield"
>trophy for completing The Experiment is called "Return of the Grim Reaper"
>HUNK is also called Mr. Death
>has a Grim Reaper costume in The Mercs 3D
It's canon and happens just before REVII.
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Whats your favorite Resident Evil game and why is it Last Escape 3
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>>383753619
Every member of Umbrella Corps wears a gas mask
It's called Return of the Grim Reaper as in a metaphorical return
HUNK has been in operation as a high ranking member of Umbrella since at least 1998, as he was trusted to get the G-Virus
You never played an RE outside of 2 and VII
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>>383753628
4. and because of this >>383751973

i would let Leon fill me up with his plaugas until his chicago typewriter ran out of ammo.
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resident evil is shit and I'm glad I sold them
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>>383753628
RE2
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>>383753848
yeah well your fucking face is shit lmao
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>>383753791
>every member
I'm referring to The Experiment campaign, which only features one character.
>metaphorical
Fuck off, retard.
>the rest
I don't know what you're babbling on about. If you're implying that HUNK would keep his standing in this new Umbrella, take into consideration that his identity isn't known by (at the very least) some Umbrella employees. It isn't outlandish to think that no one knows who he is.

Also, I've played every mainline RE and a few of the spin-offs. Go fuck yourself.
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>>383754114
Faggot, it was literally confirmed that it was Chris in the ending of RE7, he just looked different because of the new art direction.

Fucking newfag
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>>383754114
>which only features one character
And in REVII, everybody that gets out of the helicopter has a gas mask on, and in the canon multiplayer mode of UC, everybody wears gas masks
>fuck off retard
Nice rebuttal
>it isn't outlandish to think that no one knows who he is
In the RE3 epilogue, the helicopter pilot knows who he is. In ORC, a what if scenario, everybody knows who he is and respect him, and in CVX, HUNK is in a high enough standing to question Alfred. People knew who he was, and when that one dumb bitch in UC asked if he was HUNK, she was fucking ignored because that's actually retarded
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>>383754303
You're a fucking moron if you believe that.

>>383754454
>in the canon multiplayer
It's only canon up to a certain point, but you're right. My other points still stand.

>two people
WOW
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>>383754662
>you're a moron for believing a statement straight from the horse's mouth
You are beyond retarded
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>>383754662
>two people
Some rando helicopter pilot, and he was in a good enough standing to question somebody as insane as Alfred. Also, the randos in the notes in UC seem to remember HUNK, I'm sure they would've noticed 'Hey, this new recruit is almost seventy years old'
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>>383754767
The Phantom Pain did similar shit. I'm certain you'll not have anything to say when the DLC/next game releases and proves me right.
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>>383754873
Is this the birth of a new caramel?
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>>383753971
>those two will never bang to create the ultimate baby
>who then would fight Chris and Jill's son for control of the entire world
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>>383754826
>almost seventy
His age is never stated, you're just making an assumption.
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>>383754940
I'm not a delusional namefag.
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>>383754941
>Chris
>Jill
>having a son
You mean mean Weskers other son with Jill
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>>383755057
Sure sound like it with this "I'm right, you're wrong." crap
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>>383755057
just a delusional anon
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>>383755105
>>383755119
You'd agree if you weren't so desperate to meme REVII.
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>>383754873
Sure, because having a longtime character imitate another longtime serves WHAT purpose?
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>>383754972
It's a right assumption, as in 1998, he's already high ranking, as I stated before, seeing as he was trusted to steal a brand new virus and deliver an experimental tyrant to Rockfort. That's gotta be 10 years of experience, and how long do you have to be at Umbrella to learn about the dark shit they do?
Then add in the fact REVII takes place 19 years after the events of 2 and CVX, and it should be easy to assume HUNKs age.
Let's say he's 30 during the events of RE2. Add on 19 years, he's 59. You see the issue here? And don't say
>m-maybe he's 20!
There's no fucking way, look at the RE3 Epilogue file for him. Don't trust that, look at his character model from Outbreak, which is canon, as confirmed by Heavenly Island and VII. He looks 35 in the picture, at the least
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>>383755313
hi anonamel
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>>383755313
>Calling someone's bullshit theory wrong means you're shilling a game
So you're autistic as well, hm?
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>>383755374
>Let's say he's 30 during the events of RE2. Add on 19 years, he's 59.
Holy shit anon, you literally cant do basic math
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>>383755374
Not to mention there's no logical reason he'd look like another character. Not even if they were pulling that RE6 faceoff shit like Carla and Ada.
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>>383755351
either
>to gain Ethan's trust, as Chris Redfield's name is probably known to the general public since bio-terrorism went global. Maybe even before then, considering how big Umbrella was when he was younger
or
>it's his new codename, probably given to him by Wesker
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>>383755517
Shit man, I'm tired, I misread it as 29 and fucked up.
Also, good job at avoiding the rest of the post
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>>383754873
Capcom isn't Kojima
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>>383730092
Why are PC controls for RE5 so fucking bad? I just wanted to play with a friend mayn.
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>>383755374
>10 years of experience
>let's say he's 30 during the events of RE2
More assumptions.

>>383755454
>meme = shill
Retard.
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>>383746487
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>>383755313
Konami don't give a fuck about a bunch of nerds spamming their Twitter and Facebook. When the truth is revealed everyone will-
Wait. This is a RE thread. My bad
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>>383755726
They know that TPP's marketing strategy worked well enough for a bunch of people to buy a shitty, unfinished game. Why not mislead some of their more dull fans?
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>>383755751
DID YOU EVEN LOOK AT THE PICTURE
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>>383755859
He could easily be in his 20's in that image.
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>>383755682
I'm not even the guy you're arguing with in the first place and don't care to look up the quote chain of an autistic argument about how old HUNK really is
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>>383755843
>shitty
It wasn't perfect, but it wasn't shit either.
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>>383743754
Honestly I keep forgetting it exists or I remember but forget its an RE game. It was okay.
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>>383755938
h o w
Have you seen a 20 year old man? They look like a trashy college student.
Also, he has a reputation with Umbrella and is really high up. There's no fucking way he's 20.
You're wrong, kill yourself you fucking faggot
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>>383755843
Because Capcom aren't smart enough to do that.
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>>383756004
Jesus fucking Christ, man. TPP is utter shit. I can't believe there are still people willing to defend it.
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>>383755618
Or, it's actually Chris because it was confirmed so.
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>>383755938
well then he's seen some serious shit.
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>>383756079
We haven't seen his face in many years, and technology has improved a lot since then. Not to mention the fact that RE characters rarely age realistically, both in terms of appearance and ability.
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>>383755751
Says the retard who has no proof to his claims about one character masquerading as another.
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As someone that bought the recent Humble deal and installed Umbrella Corps, can someone explain just what the game is supposed to be? The single player seems to just be "kill 20 zombies for samples" and the only active online was 3v3 best of 3 rounds. Is there anything else to the game, or what was the deal with it?
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>>383756081
They were smart enough to get a bunch of nu-fan money with VII.

>>383756096
Stay in denial.

>>383756097
Obviously.
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>>383756171
Why is his hair brown rather than grey, and why are his jaw and eyes completely different
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>>383756201
>no proof
It's not completely solid evidence, but it's more than you have. The "Redfield" = HUNK, I mean. 3A-7 = HUNK is definite.
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>>383756265
>denial
>of a truth confirmed by the fucking developers
Only denial I see is you with this baseless theory, kiddo.
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>>383756460
>confirmation from the game maker's about who the character is not proof
Are you functionally retarded? I'm seriously asking here.
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>>383756287
Did you even read the post you just replied to?

>>383756463
Again, they could easily be misleading retards/nu-fans like yourself in order to (1) generate "hype" and (2) make their shitty spin-off game have a more lasting impact on the series.

Hell, I wouldn't be at all surprised if they also went as far as to show Wesker in the flesh.
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>>383756093
I was talking about Vii, Anon.
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>>383756570
see the post below yours

>>383756661
My mistake. VII is still shit, though.
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>>383756265
>a bunch of nu-fan money with VII.
Why does liking VII make old-RE fans Nu-fans?
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>>383756645
>nu-fans
Oh boy, here we go. I must be a new fan to the series because I'm not buying your shit theory. You're a special kind of retarded, you know that. Whatever, keep being wrong despite direct confirmation completely shattering your bullshit.
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>>383756732
I read it, and it just solidifies you as a retard.

>hurr, technology in games means a character who was already greying suddenly looks younger and vibrant
Moron
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>>383756645
I read your autism and decided to question it.
HUNK isn't Redfield, nor is he 3A-7. He is a separate character that had his last confirmed operation in 1998 and is now just a minigame character.
3A-7 is a nameless, faceless protagonist for a multiplayer shooter and is only there to progress the story. The only reason he is called The New Grim Reaper is because he's good at his job.
Redfield is most likely Chris, as the writer of REVII likely never played any game past the second one and only knows the series based on the reputation of the movies
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>>383754941
It hurts
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>>383756819
No, it just means they have shit taste now.

>>383756821
Stay mad, kid. You'll see when the DLC/mext game releases.
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>>383756962
w h y
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>>383756921
>greying
That's light blonde, you fucking mong.

>>383756925
Nope. Completely wrong.
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http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2017-03-16-capcom-appears-to-have-deflated-a-popular-resident-evil-7-fan-theory
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>>383746136
Voiced by Laura Bailey, too.
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i think i'm in love with the presidents daughter.
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>>383757012
Same can be said of you, autismo.

>>383757117
Then why is it brown? Eh, tardo? Oh, maybe because it's actually Chris? Ah, but how could I forget your baby-brain can't grasp that reality?
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>>383757121
RE games sell no matter what. They aren't going to go bankrupt by lying to a bunch of shitters/nu-fans too stupid to know better.
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>>383757231
She is equipped with high-end ballistics and blast-padding.
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>>383756732
>VII is still shit, though
I understand people not liking VII, that's fine, but why does liking it make them nu-fans? I get there is an audience for 5 & 6, but 7 does feel like RE 1 mixed with how the Survivor/Dead Aim games were meant to be. 5 & 6 emphasizes more on action tropes while 7 emphasizes more on horror tropes that had seem to have been stripped away in those two prior titles, besides Leons campaign in 6 but even then, that's debatable.
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>>383757240
You do realize that hair color can change with age, right? Also, just look at how much/often Leon's hair color changes throughout the series.
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>>383757231
You just want her BALLISTICS
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>>383757294
>L-L-L-L-L-L-L-LIES!
Thank god I don't have crippling autism that makes me this deluded about a character's altered appearance.
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>>383757117
Explain how I'm wrong. You can't, can you?
What a pathetic excuse for an argument. Let's get this farce over with before I die from boredom
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Does humblebundle not add extra games after the first week anymore? I got the RE thing.
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>>383757363
>practically non-existent enemy variety
>lazy enemy designs
>incredibly shit final boss
>Zoe or Mia "choice"
>first mainline RE that had Capcom go full Jew
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>>383757404
You can't go from something like blonde to brunette after adulthood you fucking cretin. It can lighten/grey, but that's entirely different.
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>>383757438
Enjoy being wrong, man.

>>383757442
>edgy vocabulary
>weeb image
WEW. You're just going out of your way to explain it without going beyond the very surface of anything.
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>>383756925
>Redfield is most likely Chris, as the writer of REVII likely never played any game past the second one
Kinda glad Chris isn't roided up anymore. He looks like what he would've eventually looked like unlike 5 & 6.
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>>383757664
>enjoy being wrong even though I have nothing credible to debunk your link
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>>383757559
Again, look at Leon.
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>>383733827
>tfw i wrote this
i missed Claire cuckposting
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>>383757664
I'm waiting for you to explain it. During the course of my waiting, I have decided to act like Komaeda from Danganronpa 2. Now hurry up and finish this for the sake of hope!
>>383757681
>obsessed with beating up the most powerful man on the planet
>thinking he won't take roids
Wesker took away his ability to look normal, all for revenge
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>>383757735
There's a difference between a character getting a redesign and genetics changing things about you, dingaling.
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>>383757731
Which is more likely?
>Capcom sees that people have already guessed their tweest they've planned since Umbrella Corps and panic
or
>Capcom completely changes the appearance of one of their longtime characters for no good reason
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HUNK=Redfield guy literally only has 3 points
>muh mgsv
>muh character redesign
>muh gasmask
And all of those have been explained away
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>>383757773
She was too irrelevant to even be mentioned on Vendetta.
>the state of Claire
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>>383757859
Avatarfagging is against the rules, weeb.

>>383757870
see
>>383758018
It's not a redesign.
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So I never played any of the REs after 0. Is it worth picking up the 4 5 and 6 bundle for the PS4 or is 6 as bad as everyone says and it's better to just buy 4 and 5?
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>>383758018
>>Capcom completely changes the appearance of one of their longtime characters for no good reason
You say this as if such a thing has never ever happened before.
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>>383758092
i would say 6 is worth playing at least once to understand why people say it's bad.
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>>383758048
>muh character redesign
I never said that, retard. That's actually a point against my arguments.

You forgot
>Umbrella is still evil and being run, at least in part, by Wesker
>Umbrella Corps trophy
>file in UC questioning if 3A-7 is HUNK
>RE characters don't age normally
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>>383758081
>it's not a redesign
>even though >>383757121 confirms that it is
Ok now you're either baiting or just pathetically retarded. Though I guess both is also a possibility.
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>>383758081
It may be against the rules, but I must do it so that our hope will overcome any despair!
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>>383758156
Never so drastically. The redesigns have always been over the course of years and they've always resembled the original/previous. Such is not the case with "Redfield" and Chris.
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>>383758218
I would add on a sale as well, if it's not on sale don't bother with 6 at all.
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>>383758254
>not reading the post I linked
C'mon now.
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>>383758221
So what? Chris can't have joined up as part of some ruse cruise to confirm Wesker's survival/resurrection/cloning/whatever the fuck they're pulling?

How is THAT less believable than some other guy impersonating him?
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>>383758080
>tfw she'll never ride off into the sunrise with Chris and Leon.
>tfw Rebecca was given the honor instead
Poor Claire
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>>383758278
It's not that drastic at all. Beyond not being a roid monkey and looking a smidge younger, RE7 Chris is hardly that radical a redesign.
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>>383758414
>Chris being a spy within Umbrella
Wouldn't work, as they'd have captured his ass the moment he took off his gas mask. Why would a company run by Albert Wesker not know what his archenemy looks like?
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>>383757518
>practically non-existent enemy variety
>lazy enemy designs
While I agree with this, you literally just said the same thing twice.

>incredibly shit final boss
Another thing I agree with, but literally everyone that likes the game says the same thing.

>Zoe or Mia "choice"
Feels tacked on, yes, but I do like the fact that when you pick Zoe, the game's like, 'YOU CHOSE A STRANGET OVER YOUR WIFE?!' & just straight up kills her. Wish it was better.

>first mainline RE that had Capcom go full Jew
In the literal delay announcement for Not A Hero, the directors apologized for taking so long because of how well the game was being received. They were so surprised with the reaction that they decided to take their damn time with it & are keeping it free. Hell, I doubt this game had a huge ass budget. Even then, Capcom really hasn't gone jew with the game, unless they've release more DLC than the last time I heard about it.

Capcom has always gone jew, what's this 'first RE game' bull anyway?
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>>383758221
>Umbrella is still evil and being run, at least in part, by Wesker
I think that twist is retarded, but the 'they're evil' thing is even more retarded. They're most likely good guys and are probably not being run by Wesker currently, as he left Umbrella and went to 2 separate companies
>Umbrella Corps trophy
Proves nothing, and I already debunked it as it's a metaphorical return. It's obviously not the actual HUNK.
>file in UC questioning if 3A-7 is HUNK
It was just some autistic Stacy who was in shock, after that they call him 'The New Grim Reaper'
>RE characters don't age normally
I'm fairly certain Capcom doesn't change a character's hair, entire face, build and age them backwards just for a ruse.
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>>383758327
It's on sale on PSN, and that's why I'm asking. Thanks I guess.
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So Whisker isn't dead?
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>>383758539
Never said as a spy, just that he joined. You do know double-agents can pretend to be traitors, not just spies in disguise, right?
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>>383758504
Get your eyes checked.

>>383758545
enemy variety =/= the quality of the designs

>thinking I meant Not a Hero
I mean the complete exclusion of any bonus mode on launch. Even RE6 had Agent Hunt and Mercs.
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>>383758607
6 is really just an average "cinematic" shooter like a lot of what was popular at the time it came out. There's a lot of cutscenes, forcing you to slow down while your character talks, QTEs, that kind of shit.
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>>383758545
>said the same thing twice
He was just saying the game lacked enemies and the ones that were there were poorly designed
>what's this 'first RE game' bull
The only game before VII where the DLC was scummy was in 5, where parts of the story were sold as DLC, but VII takes it a step further and takes extra modes that even 5 had and sells them to you, despite them clearly having been made during development.
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>>383758659
Apparently not. It's probably a clone. Or maybe a computer copy. Doubt it's the original since he was standing neck deep in lava and his head got blown off by a rocket.
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>>383758718
They're just fine, retard. It's not that drastic at all.
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>>383758774
If Tyrants can survive both of those he probably could
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>>383757859
>thinking he won't take roids
I get what you're coming from, but I feel like 7's look had a bit of a better approach to it than the roids. Doesn't mean I hate the roids, but it was part of the reason that I felt the series would never return to horror again. Also, it takes more than roids to stop Wesker.
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>>383758554
He's running the new Umbrella. Do some research, kid.
>metaphorical return
That is retarded.
>just some Stacy
She was the Umbrella employee in charge of overlooking the testing of new equipment and training the soldiers. It's not at all unreasonable to think she'd have heard about HUNK and recognized 3A-7's abilities as his.
>age them backwards
They didn't do that. Again, he's not some geriatric in RE2. He could easily be in his 20's.
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>>383758774
>head got blown off by a rocket
are we going to get robo-wesker?
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>>383758662
Wesker knows Chris would never become a traitor. Holy shit, you're really revealing yourself as a nu-fan.
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>>383758848
No tyrant survived lava. Much less BOTH things at the same time. Cloning isn't that far off given Wesker was pretty much a fucking Boy from Brazil expy. And they had girl Wesker mindswap. So the notion of him making a clone or some kind of "backup" in case of his death isn't that retarded for the series.
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>>383758774
Either he's a clone or the one in RE5 was. I think the latter is more likely.
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>>383759047
Nigger, I played the series when it began. Get a fucking better argument than "yo-you're not an old fan!" because you can't handle people disassembling your shitty theory.
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>>383759050
Mr. X got dunked in lava right?
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>>383759139
Considering the villain from the third live-action film pulled that to come back in the final one, I guess that could be likely.

The whole "No, THAT one was a clone" thing, I mean
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>>383759170
Then you're just a fucking retard, then. Chris is practically the BSAA's poster boy, and Wesker isn't a moron.
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>>383758950
>that is retarded
Less retarded than the shit you spew
>It's not at all unreasonable to think she'd have heard about HUNK
So, out of everybody who works at nu-Umbrella, the only one that recognizes a high ranking soldier who got them G-Virus samples and transported Tyrants, was some rando.
Cool
>he could easily be in his 20's
With his rank and skill, I fucking doubt it. Later that year in RE2, he did transport a fucking experimental Tyrant to Rockfort.
My shit is backed up with evidence from the games. Your shit is backed up with 'muh ruse cruise' and retarded logic. This shit is lower than the Carmel ruse, this is on the level of Billy=Glenn
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>>383759181
Molten metal or whatever it was in that industrial place. Even then, he didn't also eat a rocket that clearly is shown blowing his head off.
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>>383759275
Seems even more likely when you consider that they pulled a similar stunt with Wesker's first death.
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>>383759368
Sure I gotta agree with you that no tyrant has survived both lava and a rocket to the head. So you probably killed a clone or something
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>>383759325
The only retard is you if you think the series wouldn't pull something poorly written like Chris managing to dupe Wesker into believing he's turned traitor after we have had even stupider shit like mind-swapping with little girls and "surprise! this guy had a kid nobody knew about until this very game we're introducing them in!"
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>>383759347
>one character nicknamed after Death
>"n-no. metaphysical.."
Retard.
>the only one
She's one of the only people to observe 3-A7 in action, dumbass.
>I fucking doubt it
RE is not some perfectly realistic universe, you twat.
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>>383759050
This thing did.
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>>383759409
But that wasn't a clone, that was the actual Wesker. He got shanked by the tyrant, his virus activated, and he waltzed out the door.
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>>383759493
So you're saying that Capcom will go with the most retarded option just because they've done stupid shit in the past? Fuck off.
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>>383759567
It get finished off in that area with the lava, though. Even if it's falling into a bayplosion
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>>383758718
>I mean the complete exclusion of any bonus mode on launch.
>>383758771

Okay, I definitely see where you guys are coming from on that. Didn't hinder much on my enjoyment of the main package, but the extra modes that weren't there at launch does suck.
Back onto what I said, I feel like game might've had a smaller budget, definitely compared to 6 since we all know the budget on that mixed bag, so I'm glad they were happy with the overwhelming response. I do feel it lacked extra modes, though with the new art direction, I don't know how a merc mode would work with the game.
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>>383759542
>retard
HUNK was only called Mr Death because he was really good at this job. We can assume the same with this new guy.
>She's one of the only people to observe 3-A7 in action
Which is why other people have notes about him and other people talk about him, but never seem to bring up 'Hey, this guy is HUNK, you know, the guy that always delivered our experimental high priority shit?'
>RE is not some perfectly realistic universe
Nor is it the Metal Gear universe you fucking retard
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>>383759574
Hence the "similar stunt," dumbass. That virus shit wasn't in the original RE1, they added it later so they could keep Wesker as a villain.
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>>383730092
it's shit
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>>383759714
It didn't have to be Mercs. There have been other bonus modes in past RE games, and they could've even come up with a new one.
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>>383759651
>fuck off
Same to you with this "It's HUNK, even though I have no concrete evidence and the developer have directly confirmed it's not someone pretending to be Chris."

Goddamn it son, it was one thing to have doubts about Chris before that article, but now it's just flat out stupid to deny it. You can keep saying it's Capcom pulling a ruse, but the idea of them altering a character because the previous design didn't gel with the new game engine is hardly unheard of.
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>>383759749
No need to be a cunt about it. Even then, they indicated before that someone happened with Wesker since his body vanishes in the original game.
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>>383759745
>they're just going to nickname some new guy the same thing
Fucking dunce.
>notes and gossip = direct observation
You just keep getting dumber.
>bringing Metal Gear into this
I'm not comparing the two universes, just the marketing strategy.
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>>383759827
>namefag
Your hope is nothing compared to our own. Leave before you ruin everything
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>>383759941
And you could say that Wesker acting totally insane/retarded in RE5 was an indication that it wasn't really him.
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>>383759995
Which is just silly because then why say it was about making the character art consistent for the game? They could have just been vague and said "It's Chris-sempei, but he's got a secret. One that will blow the minds of veteran players and newcomers alike"
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>>383759861
>didn't gel
Think about what you just said for a second. Why would they change Chris's face? It was plenty realistic/proportional.
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>>383759995
>fucking dunce
They're calling him the 'NEW Mr Death'. Because he's good at his job.
You claim Capcom is too retarded to keep up character appearances, but smart enough to do whatever the fuck you're talking about
>You just keep getting dumber.
What that woman said in UC was basically gossip, and was never brought up again. If your theory was true, Capcom would've had her say it's HUNK because Capcom won't waste time on ruses in a game nobody bought.
>just the marketing strategy
You're fucking retarded if you think Capcom could pull something like that off
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>>383760114
To throw fans off the scent, dummy.
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>>383759845
>they could've even come up with a new one.
This I agree with. Glad we're being civil about this. Good conversation so far.
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>>383730092
I need more rebecca armpit anon.
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>>383760226
Read the article, they said his RE6 look didn't quite fit with the look of RE7, which isn't all that far off. Characters in RE6, while fairly realistic, were still quite stylized. Meanwhile, the characters in RE7 had a significantly more realistic look to them, outside of the Bakers and Mia, who can be explained away as looking twisted because of their infection.
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>>383760282
Find me proof of them specifically calling him the NEW one.
>was never brought up again
She gets killed, iirc.
>Capcom won't waste time on ruses ina game nobody bought
And they also wouldn't go through the trouble of making a statement claiming that same game is canon and takes place before VII.
>assuming Capcom is retarded
Not always.
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>>383760317
What scent? There's no point in Hunk or anyone impersonating Chris to get on Ethan's good side. If Wesker were after his and Mia's asses to collect for viral shit, he'd have just had some randos go in and nab them. While it would indeed be stupid to have Chris pull a double-agent bid so late into the game, the series has run on some stupid logic before, so it's not unheard of for them to pull some like "Wait, is Chris turning to the dark side?" to drum up drama with the fans.
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>>383760406
Look at Barry in Rev 2. Looks very different but similar enough that you can still easily recognize him. The same isn't true for "Redfield" and Chris.
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>>383760480
Hate linking to the wiki, but I'm not digging around files to win an internet argument
http://residentevil.wikia.com/wiki/3A7
Skip to Endless Game (2013, January)
>she gets killed
Still never brought up again
>And they also wouldn't go through the trouble of making a statement claiming that same game is canon and takes place before VII.
They said that because Wesker was in it, and that is a controversial thing to have in an RE game
>not always
Have you forgotten SFV and DR3 and 4?
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>>383760695
REv2 wasn't using the RE engine, and REVII used photorealistic characters, and RE6 Chris wouldn't look right in that setting given how cartoony he looks
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>>383760695
Except it is. The only major difference between RE6 Chris and his RE7 look is that he's not nearly as jacked. Even then, RE6 Chris was significantly less swole than he was in RE5 where his entire body made those stupid JoJo characters look like starving African children
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>>383760608
>there's no point
read
>>383755618

Again, Chris would never turn to the "dark side". It's fucking retarded to entertain that possibility.
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>>383760890
Any more retarded than Wesker wasting time to ruse a man he himself could capture by clenching his asscheeks onto Ethan's arm and fly off into the hemisphere with?

Anymore retarded than a mutated woman copying her mind into the body of a little girl?

Anymore retarded than Chris punching a goddamn boulder?
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>>383760778
>wikia
Gonna need to see a screenshot of the file.
>T-they only said that because of Wesker
And because it shows that this Umbrella is evil - the same Umbrella present in REVII.
>SFV and DR3 and 4
I don't play those series. To be more specific, they haven't been that retarded with RE until REVII, anyway.
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>>383730092
Here's a possible compromise:

It's Chris' clone
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>>383760872
RE6 Chris isn't cartoony.
>>
Is that Humble Bundle worth it for REHD+RE0?
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>>383761298
Maybe not cartoony, but certainly stylized in a way that wouldn't quite fit with the more proportionally realistic characters seen in RE7.
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>>383735716
>>383738302
YES!

>>383746958
NO!
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>>383761114
>autistic screeching

>>383761201
Nope.
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>>383761365
How can you say you love her if you can't watch her poop?
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>>383761364
>ugly = more proportionally realistic
Okay.
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>>383761348
Yeah, don't play 0 though unless you're a huge rebeccafag
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Is it worth? I have only beaten 7 but I have played 4 and HD a bit
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>>383761374
Nice argument, kiddo.
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>>383761429
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>>383761476
REmake is a survival horror masterpiece.
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>>383761452
Since when was this about him looking handsome? The point is that they changed him to fit in the look of the other RE7 characters.
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>>383760695
As others have said, Chris looks like what he would've eventually looked like before 5 went with roids.
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>>383761552
Then you don't truly love her.
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>>383761651
His face is completely different.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO, STOP SPREADING YOUR TERRIBLE FETISH.
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>>383761197
>Gonna need to see a screenshot of the file.
Sorry man, but I'm not booting up my fucking PS4 to screenshot it, upload to Facebook, download to my computer and then post it to prove a point on a weeaboo image board.
I tried looking for something with all the files and I could just go through and grab it, but couldn't find anything.
>And because it shows that this Umbrella is evil
Okay
>they haven't been that retarded with RE
Have you not played the game that your crackpot theory hinges on?
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What was capcom thinking?
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This ruse fag took my thread from 200 posts to 442
I don't even know how I should feel about this
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There are a few directions they can go with "Redfield"
>HUNK
>HUNK clone
>Chris and Wesker's son
>Wesker and Jill's son
>Chris and Jill's son
The last 3 would involve DNA gathering and shit, not actual pregnancy.

All of these would be less retarded than "We changed Chris's face".
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>>383761823
So? RE5 Chris hardly looks a thing like CVX Chris when he was still a puny baby man before pumping up to super monkey d Naruto roid bankai
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>>383761831
Can you not post directly from a PS4?

Umbrella Corps? It's not the worst game I've ever played, and it is a spin-off.
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>>383762059
>All of these would be less retarded than "We changed Chris's face".
Why is it so difficult to accept that? Hell the developers themselves even said his RE6 look didn't fit with the RE7 style. You can call it stupid for sure, but if that's their reasoning, then that's their reasoning.
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>>383761934
Anytime, bby.
>>383762118
CVX and RE5 Chris look more similar than "Redfield" does to RE5 and 6 Chris. Let's not forget that VII takes place not that long after 6.
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>>383762145
>can you not post directly from ps4
My internet and upload speed are shit on PS4, don't want to deal with that. Also, it's getting really late for me, and I don't feel like rehooking up a PS4 just for ruse cruise
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>>383762239
I mean that makes more sense than w/e >>383762059 said.

>DNA Fusion Clone Shenanigans.
Anon, I know RE does a lotta fuckery, but c'mon.
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>>383762239
I just find it incredibly unlikely, considering how he's always resembled himself through the series.

I think it's more likely that they panicked after the fans started questioning his identity. They don't want the impact of their tweest deflated.
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>>383762273
5 years is plenty of time for a person to change. Even then, it's a video game, and they can change their artstyles however they may please. As for how different RE7 Chris is, he still has some resemblance, even it's more of a contrast than his RE1 look compared to his RE5 appearance.
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>>383762317
I can smell his screams.
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>>383762317
Don't you have school in the morning?
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>>383762479
He's never changed his entire appearance so drastically in such a short amount of time. It's bullshit.
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>>383733956
Sorry, but this image really triggers me
This is really horrible to look at
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>playing Resi 1 Remake from Humble Bundle
>only played 4, 5, and 7
Pretty good so far, the atmosphere is great. Hardest thing is knowing whether shooting is ever worth it or just running past them.
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>>383730092
JUST WHAT I WANTED
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>>383762424
The twist would be dumb no matter they try to pull, it's Resident Evil. It lost any compelling twists before they left the original PlayStation.

>I just find it incredibly unlikely, considering how he's always resembled himself through the series
We all get that, but at the same time, they went with a radically more realistic look for RE7 than anything seen before. Everyone before then was stylized, they wouldn't have fit completely into the RE7 look without seeming off unless they went through some changes.
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>>383762656
Would you prefer the classic one?
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>>383762493
>>383762548
TWO (YOU)S?!
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>>383762635
Dude, it's a GAME character. His looks can be whatever the creators deem fit. You don't have to like it, and can certainly call it stupid, but that's just how shit goes sometimes.
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>>383762720
>code veronica
>above shit tier
discarded.
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>tfw no funny black sidekick to crack jokes while you're killing zombos
>>383762689
post that webm of her drinking the coffee and creaming herself
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>>383734079
>Installing it.
Anon, Umbrella Chronicles is a wii/ps3 game.
You can emulate it easily. Unless your pc is a potato.
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>>383762720
>No Biohard 4D-Executor
SHIT! SHIT LIST!
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>>383762808
Code Veronica has so bad its good voice acting, the story actually matters to the series, and it does twists properly, unlike VII
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>>383762740
Just when I thought RE7fags couldnt get any worse
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>post that webm of her drinking the coffee and creaming herself
Your wish is my command.
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>>383762708
Even if they changed Chris's design to fit the game, that wouldn't explain why he's working for Umbrella.
>inb4 some retard posts that article
Chris would be the first to be skeptical of this new Umbrella. He wouldn't immediately go join it.
>>
>>383762869
I planned on watching that, as well as trying out Mercs3D, the mobile games (and I mean all the mobile games), and the movie novelizations, if I can find a pdf of them
I'm a dedicated person
>>
>>383762901
>Wesker getting retconned from being a Namek saga scrub to Alexia's Freeza into Super Vegeta trouncing Android 19
>proper twists

Yea, no
>>
>>383762785
see
>>383762976
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>>383762959
Thanks my dude
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We're going to hit bump limit in 27 posts. Post your waifu and favourite/least favourite game before it's over
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>>383762981
Mercs3d is pretty fun. Get it on sale
Or pirate it
if you can.
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>>383762959
thanks baller. saving it this time
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>>383762830
>the no funny black sidekick to crack jokes while you're killing zombos
I'll be your funny black sidekick.
>>
>>383762959
Cute girl (male).
>>
>>383762976
The writer for RE7 isn't one of the old ones from before, it's some American hack. Who's to say the guy isn't aiming for something like Chris joining Umbrella Corps to uncover their leader? It may be incredibly stupid, but this series is well past the point of having any credible writing feats attached to it.
>>
>>383763104
Apocalypse is so terrible.
>>
>>383762671
If you can run past them its worth it, they get replaced later on. But if you do kill them, make sure to have Good O' Fuel Canteen and Lighter.
>>
>>383763043
And YOU See
>>383763184

Not like I can't follow posts, dipshit.
>>
>>383763124
Rebecca would be the one case where I would be okay with an inside-out penis for a vagina.
>>
>>383763184
I'm sure Chris wouldn't be able to infiltrate Umbrella without Wesker taking notice. They probably have some face scanning technology or at least a poster of his face.
>>
>>383763225
And yet I watched it three times in the theater, despite hating the first one.

The final shootout on the helipad is fun times.
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>>383763067
Sherry
Fairly even tie with REmake1 and RE4 for favorite
RE5 definitely not a huge fan of, was fun at first but can't be assed to ever return
>>
>>383762901
>certain bosses are literally impossible unless you bring heals with you
>they show up without warning half the time
what did capcom mean by this?
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>>383763067
>Post your waifu
>>
>>383763104
>THREAT MINIMUM
>*drops gun*
>THREAT NONE
>>
>>383763272
>post-op
Fucking disgusting.
>>
>>383763184
I'm fairly certain the hack never played any REgame and only knows the story from memes, and is sayd Chris turned to the darkside because he doesn't know about the BSAA
>>
Was Piers gay for Chris?
>>
>383763456
I suppose I would be okay with a Rebecca possessing a penis, too.
>>
>>383763462
WE RETCONNING NOW?
>>
>>383748627
>is dead rising 3 worth 12 bucks?

Not even worth $5. Get it if you have a lot of free time and aren't a purist of the originals.
>>
We need a Resident Evil general at some point guys
We're going too fast
>>
>>383763337
Wesker is a ruse meister, he could be giggling like a school girl as Chris searches for bogus intel and then waiting to surprise him with a stash of nude photos of himself before revealing the suitcase is some kind of mimic BOW.
>>
>>383763462
Are we talking about the same guy who did the FEAR games? I heard he had a hand in this.
>>
>>383762935
>VIIfags are /tv/fags

Explains why they hate all of the old games including REmake and 2.
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>>383763550
yes
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>>383763596
Yeah
>>
>>383763594
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/hm/
>>
>>383763560
Wouldn't be the first time the series has done that.

>>383763596
Pretty sure yea. He did reuse the whole "evil girl with mind-rape powers who is really monstrous and just projects the image of being a loli to the player's eyes"
>>
>>383762976
>new Umbrella
Didn't Umbrella Corps make them the good guys?
>>
>>383763675
Really explains the who little spooky girl shenanigans. I loved the early parts of the game, but that just killed it for me.

I want to see Tyrants again dammit.
And not the damn movies.
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>>383763679
Bitch, you know it's a likelihood
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>>383762317
Welcome to the family, anon.
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>>383763746
That'd retcon at least 3 games, though.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyn4C4Bw8B0
>>
>>383763757
No, they're still evil. That's likely just a cover story so they can operate in the open.
>>
>>383763757
That's the public façade or whatever. Wesker's probably being smart and not pulling a Simmons by naming the company the same thing and DOING the same shit as before, at least publicly.
>>
>>383763859
Kill yourself.
>>
>>383763862
So? Wesker said Steve could be revived, and fuckall has come of that claim in the near 20 years since that teaser.
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>>383764065
>triggered
>>
>umbrella
>doesn't make umbrellas
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REmake is the best
Leon is best boy
Jill and Claire are best girls
Ashley has the best ballistics
Outbreak needs a HD port
I'm not use to escorting men
>>
>>383764078
That's not the same thing, man. Chris being a member of the BSAA was a big deal in RE5, Revelations, and 6.

>>383764125
>>>/leddit/
>>
>>383763964
>Simmons
Wtf was up with that?

>98, huge company gets ousted for its creation of monsters. Which lead to a huge black market in bioterrorism.

>04 Spanish Inquisition.

>09 Fall of god's gift to mankind.

>2013 Everyone knows about the fuckery thats happened in the past decade.
>President wants to address it.
>National Security Advisor is in cahoots to run "Neo"-Umbrella, a tainted name, doing the same shit before.
>All because of "muh waifu"

Probably the stupidest villain.
>>
>>383764257
Maybe so, but we're talking about a writer who probably just skimmed over a cliffnote of the franchise figured "Ok, Chris is one of the old heroes. What he were on the side of the bad guys for some reason? Dun! Dun! Duuuun!"

It's crappy writing, but nobody here has claimed the series to be intelligent and tightly written.
>>
>>383764371
Don't forget the Transformer mutations, them Bayformer-tier transformations!
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>>383764487
New thread same time tomorrow guys
No ruses pls
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>>383764604
>you will never snuggle with Sherry
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>>383764604
>No ruses pls
Without me, you guys just waifu post.
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>>383764604
No touching, Jake!
>>
>>383764745
And shitpost the cursed image
You just make people talk about how old a character is and say he isn't that old because Capcom's autistic, while at the same time Capcom is smart enough to keep an MGSV-tier ruse going
>>
>>383764867
Anything is possible.
>>
>>383764589
I liked his animations, with the like puzzle like traansfiguration of his face, and I liked the train boss, but that was about it.

>Dog Thing.
>Dinosaur.
>A FUCKING FLY

Where does he store all that mass?
>>
>>383764948
The fly form is my favorite.
>>
Someone start a new thread.
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I've been here five minutes and feel fulfilled. Love you, Resident Evil general.
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>>383764745
So? Better than the inane argument that went nowhere in this thread.

>>383764867
Capcom is not smart. Much less to pull a stunt from a failed game. If they're smart like you claim, they would avoid pulling the same antic that landed Konami out of the gaming market.
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