SGDQ2017 Best moments

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You know, if this was a straight normal couple kissing on cam they would have gotten kicked out.
It doesn't help that the purple tranny was also one of the hosts and part of the staff.

>>383711612
I didn't watch this year. Is anyone from the original GDQ still there from when it was just a small event?

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>>383712197
Most of the old guard got banned, only staffers are left and they're being replaced slowly with trannies.

Any cringe moments?

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>>383711346
what in the actual fuck is up with this event and trannies? legit question

>>383712390
How did this hostile takeover even happen?

>>383712390
>5 people
>3 trans
>trans comprise less than 1% of the population
What a strange coincidence.

>>383712596
>5 people
I only see 2.

>>383711612
>You know, if this was a straight normal couple kissing on cam they would have gotten kicked out.

Seriously? Why would they be kicked out?

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>>383712814
well, you got excessive displays of affection, read their rules.
also, this would definitely count as "unwanted sexual advances" look at purple, he's forcing himself on blondie

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>>383712497
it goes like this:
>autists like doing the same thing over and over
>because of this, speedrunners are mostly autistic
>trannies come with a lot of other mental disorders, usually including autism

>>383711346
@1:46 I liked that song desu

>>383711346
>everyone agrees no BOTW run so they can optimize it
>tranny submits one anyway and it gets accepted
GDQ is dead

>>383713017
HE DABBIN

>>383711346
Doctors without brothers was funny, the Mr. Vile song was actually pretty neat lyrically but the guy singing it put in like 0 energy and confidence into it. He should have owned it.

>>383713384
so the doctors without brothers guy is banned now right?

That Pikachu impression was spot fucking on

BWAHAHA guy was the best part of it. Apparently he purposely left his couch wih no mic and just wanted them there as friends because no one else in America actually runs the game

>>383711346
so many guys dressed like women
in the past, you could tell they were doing it for fun because they were usually dressed like touhou girls, but now that cosplay is banned, only trannies are doing it?

why are there so many of them, they aren't even 1% of the human population, do they accept literally any shitty run if you look female?
Notice how they they all failed halfway through, these people have no fucking skill.

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The Dark Souls runs were the best by far

Star wars jedi outcast guy was great. So happy

>>383714178
Bubbles went from /notourguy/ to /ourguy/ pretty quickly.

>>383714129
>look female
lol no they didnt

>>383714178
I liked the ffvii one, really liked that they actually talked about the story and plot.

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>>383711346
>see skinny ass dude with long hair
>clothes don't really help and they aren't acting feminine
>sounds like a dude too
>can't tell if they're a tranny or not
>don't want to ask or else i might get kicked out of AGDQ

>>383712596
GDQ staff has been compromised for several years now. There is no reason anyone should be supporting their growth.

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GET FCKING BTFO'D YOU FCKING TRANSPHOBES GOT BACK TO POL

>>383712742
Well said.

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>>383712497
They're in it for the user experience.

>>383712390
Jesus Christ it's like they're guys wearing a wig.

>>383713239
this so fucking much i met some trannies irl and online and to this day i have yet to find one thats normal and lives a healthy lifestyle

they are the worst fucking people out there and iam proud to be a transphobic all the way

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>>383715376

>>383713742
I don't know, maybe.

>>383715495
Because they are?

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>>383713017
>that manly head grab
>just everything else

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>>383714991
Fucking pervert needs to be gassed

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>>383711346
>"i love sea... man"

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>Super Metroid Race
>two newfags lose to Phantoon
>Zoast clears it
>chad newfag spends the time looking pissed off and making smug, rude commentary and hoping Zoast will fuck up
Legitimately good shit. Sad to see the event becoming trannyshit now.

I genuinely liked the greedy crocodile song. It was a funny way to fill the time during what was essentially an auto scroller.

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How come trannies are so common in the speedrunning scene? Even more common than actual females?

>be shit
>put on wig
>claim you're a woman
>submit run
>accepted instantly
>free travel and paid hotel to go to GDQ

Is it really this fucking easy?
It's like silicon valley, you get a tech job instantly if you're trans.

>>383716217
Its an event full of guys so some guys will pretend to be girls just to get more attention so other guys will see this and do the same

>>383715495
holy shit they're cosplaying as the Kinsey Scale

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>>383711346
>Doctors without Borders is a great service and I'm really glad that it exis-
>uh huh yeah ok
>Disregard what I just said

what the fuck

>>383715376
what the fuck does "dilate" mean? I get chils just thinking about what that aberration must look like

>>383716478
you've never been nervous before?
it's easy to run your mouth when you're distracted and nervous

>>383716478
He said doctors without Brothers.

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>>383715376
Jesus fucking Christ, this is the worst thing I have read in years.

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>tfw bipolar attention whores are turning a fun way to raise money for charity into a tranny parade

>>383716478
It probably was an autistic attempt at a joke, nobody can be that stupid.

>>383711346

Edobean needs to shut up imo

>>383716526
>>383716539
Huh, I didn't even hear that I thought they told him to not talk about where the money goes to.

>>383716519
i don't know, but I do know post-ops have to keep s special medical rod in their new gaping hole for 2 years in order to keep the skin for trying to heal itself like it's supposed to

truly vile stuff

>>383715376
>Thought it was multiple people
>just one trans surgery from thailand messed up.
That's what he gets for going to thailand lmao.

>>383716519
Dilate means to widen something, in this case a hole.

>>383716093
Oats and Oven are just as good though. LowIce is just a ridiculously dangerous run.

The commentary was dogshit though, I agree. They brought the guy back from ALTTP because he became a meme and he just was shitting on the game constantly.

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>>383715376
Why do people encourage this? I don't give a flying shit about what you identify as, why in any circumstance, would you think chopping off the end of your urinary tract and replacing it with an OPEN WOUND would be a good idea?

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>>383716651

>>383713742
I hope not, but sponsors hate it when they're misrepresented so he probably will be.

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>>383716519
In this context it means forcibly stretching the "vagina" (which is just a deep wound) to prevent it from healing.

Let me see some Chibi tweets, I always laugh my ass off when I see them.

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>>383715376
Please tell me that he killed himself after that.

>>383715376
>willingly self mutilating yourself
These kind of people really need mental help.

>oh a SGDQ2017 thread! cant wait to discuss all those great runs and funny moments!
>enter thread
>HURRRDURRR TRANNIES AM I RIGHT GUYS XD FUCK THEM ALL AHAHA

This is without a doubt the worst board in all of 4chan.

>>383717138
So what was your favorite run?

>>383716989
>gdq
>someone makes a lame doctors without brothers joke
>possible ban
>esa
>charity is save the children
>someone says ''Kill the children, Save the frames.''
>no one gets banned
It's just gdq being uptight as usual.

>>383717138
all the runs were pretty shit

>>383717138
We're not the ones that put trannies in our video game show, so don't blame us.

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>>383715376
and they say being trans isn't a mental illness

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>Ninja Gaiden runner becomes trans after his run
Does going to a GDQ give you a disease or something? Are they spiking the drinking water with hormones?

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>>383716093
super metroid races were a mistake

>>383717138
You think people here want to watch the runs? They are waiting for cringe moments.

>>383717138
>This is without a doubt the worst board in all of 4chan.

You're thinking of /a/

>>383717138
>They shoehorn trannies in more and more every year
>We're just supposed to let this happen

>>>/t/umblr

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>>383715376
>tfw the picture is taken down

I kind of wanted to see this bloody, pus drooling abomination.

>>383716563
Just be glad he's suffering and regretting and that he will probably suicide at some point.

Is muh boi Bubbles banned? His jokes were too racy for GDQ

>>383717202
Best Run - Titanfall 2. It was so fast and fun to watch. I literally bought the game because of that run.

Worst run - Final Fantasy 7. Hours is 8 fucking hours a speedrun? And a boring turn based jrpg too that relies heavily on rng. There is no skill involved in these runs.


>>383717303
>>383717251
>>383717238
Kys transphobes.

>>383716632
It was just a gag, no one actually said anything to him.

>>383717436
Yeah but they always have a FFVII run towards the end.
I'm just waiting for that one dude to submit the run that takes about a week in real time.

I ignored ever run longer than 1 hour.

Name one trans runner who was actually good or even managed to complete their run.

I'm waiting.

What happened at 1:40?

>>383716594
In another year or two it will be a requirement to either be a tranny yourself or to have no less than three of them sitting on the couch behind you.

>>383717436
>Kys transphobes.

I just gotta wait for those seriously high suicide rates to solve the tranny problem for me.

>>383717436
>worst run - final fantasy 7
But it was the comfiest shit of the event, anon. Get some fucking taste. The Titanfall 2 run was pretty good though I'll give you partial credit for not being a total fuckup.

>>383711346
Why does this event get weirder with each passing year?

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>>383712390
Good god

>>383717767
>le comfy meme
Please die.

>>383717695
Everyone wanted to listen to the music. It's a catchy little nostalgic tune. Even the guy before hand said 'Okay NO ONE will talk during the ballad because everyone lost their shit last year' so the instant the ballad started the announcer started reading another donation.

>>383717853
Dunno what's worse, if that was intentional or if the announcer was just being a fucking idiot

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>>383712390
>americans

>>383717767
Nah man, I'm not gonna sit for 8 fucking hours to watch a """"speed""""run. I can just play FFVII myself.

Diablo 2 run was boring af desu. Never played it but I dont think I am missing much. I will stick to Diablo 3.

What were your favourite runs anons? so far I've watched shantae, portal 2 coop (solo), tetris, dark souls and hollow knight but there are too many to just pick randomly.

>europe without borders
>trannies galore
>BANNED
what a shitshow this has become

>>383717768
The good old runners have long stopped going there or dropped speedrunning altogether.
None of the people that originally worked on GDQs are in the staff anymore either and they ban everything that could be 'problematic' to any type of human being.

Pollo!

>"speedrun" is over 1 hour in length
>"speedrunning" JRPGS

WHY THE FUCK

>>383711346
poor spike vegeta

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>>383712390
I'm glad I didn't waste my time with this joke.

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>>383712390
Why would you do that?

>>383715376
>trannies

Not even once

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This tranny shit is a mostly american phenomenon. Really gets the ol noggin joggin, doesn't it?

>>383718007
Really enjoyed Ninja Gaiden on the Mega Drive. He was a fun guy.

>>383718004
It was pretty much just a fast let's play. Diablo 2 is really not a good speedrunning game, and it's especially underwhelming if you've actually played the game because most people online can rush you to A5 Hell in 10-15 mins.

>>383717816
If I just wanted to watch people be good at video games I would watch runs outside of the marathon. GDQ is for comfy times.

>>383717960
Leave it on in the background if they do another long ass RPG run at the next event. That's how you min/max the comfy.

>>383718007

LTTP was probably the best run in the marathon, good commentary and impressive play

https://youtu.be/CAisnIl7mAs?t=3648

>Cosmo did hand cam back in 2012
>nail polish
>everyone is surprised about Narcissa

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>/v/ doesn't like traps anymore

What happened?

>>383714254
4

>>383716628
i want to FUCK edobean's mouth

sexually

>>383718293
there's a big difference between cute traps that can actually pull of the look vs. disgusting ugly men in wigs

>>383718179
>that guy became a tranny as well shortly after

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>>383715376

>Is there a way to get periods?

>>383718293
"""traps"""" that think they're women and want to chop their dick off and insist you call them she or else they cut themselves and cry on twitter for their omega beta orbiters to harass you can fuck off

>>383718293
traps, not desperate incels trying to get gofundme money

>>383718046
problematic? like what?

>>383718293
I think /v/ is really rude towards trans people for no good reason but trap anons and trans anons are two very different things.

>>383718050
It's because they can't do anything else
>guy wants to get into speed running
>the big obvious ones are stuff like platformers, action adventure games, and really old games with tons of skips
>but wahhhh that takes too much practice and there are hundreds if not thousands of people in the speed running scene for those games!
>oh look, this rpg I like has only 5 or 6 people that speedrun it!
>proceed to copy their techniques and spend a few hundred hours where other games would take tens of thousands of hours to master
>"Yaaay I'm a speedrunner now!"

>>383718293
Trannies that could pass as actual women are in the minority. I mean, take a look at those things: >>383712390
They're just fuckugly dudes wearing wigs.

>>383718293
>those chins

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How many condoms were used at gdq this year?

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>>383718293
there is a huge difference between cute traps and those aberrations

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>>383718238
>>383718179
Thanks, I'll give em a watch

>>383718435
Being fun to watch

>>383718435
danSexy

That announcer cutting in during the ballad made me laugh

>>383718435
If you're conservative and they find out about it you get banned because they're afraid of causing politics drama, and don't want to ban the trannies and shit if they start shit with you.

>>383717271
But that was one of the best gdq runs ever, seeing a comeback like that was great.

>>383718570
If you're conservative you deserve it.

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>all these trannies with cute anime versions of themselves as their twitter pictures
>They ACTUALLY think they don't look like men pretending to be women


Anime was truly a mistake.

>>383718435
last year they banned a guy for wearing a MAGA hat on stream, they didn't actually ban him for this, they cooked up some excuse about strolling into staff-only areas and making threats online to get him banned.
They also cited they wanted to avoid politics.
Trump was already president at this point.
Wearing a MAGA hat is no longer political.

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>>383711346
>Dude who speedruns the game can quote the cutscene dialogue before it happens
>Aw dude f le cringe is this the le autism is le hear about?
Fuck off.

>>383718007
I liked the Hollow Knight run aside from the fucked audio, and the two Dark Souls runs were alright. Way better that the DS3 run last time.

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>>383718630
Fuck off commie cuckboi

So are you guys looking forward to AGDT 2018?

>>383718510

>he didn't even get a higher voice or fix his teeth first

Cosmo could've actually passed if he wasn't a fucking idiot.

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>>383718293
>All these replies
>Literally all of them missing the point

Traps != trannies. All the other people that replied to you are nu-/v/ that doesn't know the difference.

>>383717436
>all the runs were pretty shit
>suddenly I'm a transphobes for saying this
You are literally mentally ill.

>>383718653
That gif is just about as cringey as most weebs.

>>383718492
Zero.
You can't get pregnant if you have a benis.

>>383718725
he could pass right now if he actually attempted to look female

he's already admitted a few times that this is sexual for him and he's got agp

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>>383718461

PLEASE STOP THIS.

Also, I thought cosmo was post-op? The fuck is this?

>>383718293
the blonde thing kind of looks like moot

>>383718716
Conservatives will always start political shit if you let them in. See: this very thread and all others like it. They bring it up when no one wants to hear it and can create an uncomfortable environment for everyone involved.

>>383718682
I don't think peopke found it cringey just fun.

>>383718782
>what are STDs

>>383714178
>zoom in tits

>>383718782
Enjoy your AIDS.

>>383718740
Do traps even exist anymore? Nowdays even guys who whould have passed as traps have instagrams and patreons and shit and they take pride that they're m to f.

>>383718293
what's up with that dude looking at the qt's back

>>383718050
The Majoras Mask 100% a few events ago was really good. Constant action, fairly good commentary, no real dull moments.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxQRkZySj9g

>>383718723
I always look forward to GDQ. The only thing that bothers me is how many newer games get on the schedule.

>>383718174
Result of immoral surgeons who would gladly chop off dick for money without a long term psychological evaluation beforehand. US healthcare is an immoral abomination regarding sex changes.

>>383718293
BJ is ridiculously photoshopped in that pic by the way.

>>383711346
That vice city run was amazing

>>383718947
We exist, anon. You just don't realize it because you never see us when we're in boy mode.

>>383718293
tranies =/= traps

>>383717737
kek. this

>>383713313
fucking disgusting

>>383716651
>>383717043
Holy fuck, that sounds awful. It sounds like you're basically torturing yourself.

>>383718918
This is a joke right?
Liberals are ALWAYS the ones trying to start shit.
I have about an equal number of conservative and liberal friends on memebook right now, and a quick scroll through has far more liberal posts than conservative posts. Additionally, the conservative posts are all either "support our troops" / "I support X conservative thing" / "pro life" etc.
The liberal crap is mostly "X supporters are SO DUMB LOL" / "Pro lifers are SO EVIL LOL" / "Capitalists are SO EVIL AND DUMB also communism has never been tried LOL"
The only shitflinging that conservatives post generally is against the politicians themselves.

>>383718836
femmoot was honestly cuter than that
Isn't that pic of him actually still in a banner?

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>>383719169
B-BUT IT'S WHAT NATURE INTENDED, THIS IS NORMAL YOU FUCKING TRANSPHOBES

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>>383718918
>conservatives will always start political shit
>he says this after he specifically looked for a post defending people being banned for conservative beliefs
>then proceeded to start political shit
M8
Do you not see the irony in your statement?

>enter sgdq thread
>anime shitposting
>non-stop tranny talk
>muh conspiracies
>creepy euros lusting over a child that was on camera
>mods not doing any sort of cleanup

>>383718918
Thats every ideology without exception. You only notice when its the one that disagrees with you.

So speedrunning is an easy way to find a trans gf?

What games are easy to speedrun?

>>383712197
PJ and mecharichter
That's about the only true oldfag there

>>383712487
All of it

>>383718740
What's the difference?

>>383718097
>AND IT MADE ME FEEL, LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT

>>383719323
Trannies want to be female.
Traps do not.

That singing about crocodiles was great.

>>383718007
half life is fast as fuck, no major fuck ups the guy was good

>>383711612
>First post is about a trans person
Fucking Reddit

>>383719175
Anecdotal evidence. Nice.
If they start so much shit, why does it never happen on stream/at the event? Because that's what we're talking about, you moron.
Last year some cunt walked in wearing a MAGA hat, they asked him to remove it so, instead oc listening, he threw a shitfit until they kicked him out. He then proceeded to harass the staff online afterward and this was all just ONE GUY.
Give me examples of trans people actually starting shit or end yourself.

>>383719312
a real "transgirl" would be like taking the worst most narcissistic histrionic woman archetype imaginable and putting it in male who also thinks he's trapped in the wrong body

sounds like pure hell
there's a reason cosmo lost his gf of 3 years shortly after coming out

>>383715376
>Reddit
Go die in a fire

>>383711612
>You know, if this was a straight normal couple kissing on cam they would have gotten kicked out.
Wasn't there a marriage proposal last year? Honestly that was even more cringeworthy than those two creeps "kissing".

>>383718925
Literally the only reason people ever make these videos is to make fun of speedrunners. I don't know why these people even watch the event.

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>Greetings from Germany! I'm watching from work with my girlfriend, I am a male-to-female post-op and I lost my father to cancer last year, and on his deathbed I told him I was trans. Let's put a stop to this horrible disease, put my $200 to killing the animals and saving the frames! Shoutouts to my favorite runner playing!

>>383715376
>Image straight from Reddit
Fucking die

>>383711346
>100% of proceeds DON'T go to Doctors Without Borders, because the Games Done Quick people take a cut
>Banning people left and right for even the most minor "offenses" like joking about running a game or making a pun based on a sponsor name. You literally don't even have to make a tranny joke and they axe you
>Accepting runs that last longer than 3-4 hours
>Most donations read are just some crappy inside joke for the runner from his autismo discord group
Glad i don't waste time on this crap

>>383717357
I saw it. It was disgusting.

>>383718824
that can't possibly be true, cosmo is a fucking lunatic right now but even I wouldn't expect him to do that

>this entire thread is full of poldditers
When will 4chan finally die

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>tfw the crocodile song
>tfw the Andy/Toy Story joke

I don't think either of those belong in that compilation.

>>383719452
>first post is negativity towards a tranny
You're a fucking retard, Reddit defends trannies to death

Jack Thompson was right

>>383718531
>danSexy
They seriously banned a emote because people used it during some trans run? can't people have fun anymore or at lease take a joke?

>>383718004
fucking retard

>>383717357
I have a link to the mirror. Not for the feint of heart. http://i.imgur.com/saAsL8R.jpg

>>383719773
Not really
Old 4chan was apolitical but now it is political as fuck

>>383719823
i believe after that they banned DansGame when people started using it too

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>>383719852

>>383719517
>Give me examples of trans people actually starting shit
http://nypost.com/2017/03/18/i-survived-wearing-a-make-america-great-again-hat-in-nyc/

>>383719301
>hey guys lets talk about this video game event
>WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THESE TRANNIES RUINING MY GAMES? THEY MUST BE PURGED.
>dude we're trying to talk about a video game event
>WOW NICE POLITICAL SHITFLINGING, NOBODY ASKED YOU.
???

>>383719823
They actually banned DansGame on the BOTW run I heard. Also earlier when the runner was on screen the entire chat was instantly put into emote-only mode.

>>383719852
Oh, not as rough as I thought. I mean it's still pretty awful but the picture of when I had my throat slashed was worse.

>>383712390
Love how it gets more degenerate from left to right.

>>383719436
The first half life? I'm a huge fan of (gold)source runs

half of /v/
>omg le traps are so fucking epic the le dick only makes it le better xDDD lmao ironic memes xp my le sexi trap boipucci waifu xdd

other half
>trannies and fags need to fuck off and die and stop ruining EVERYTHING they're fucking disgusting subhuman pieces of shit DIE DIE DIE DEGENERATE FUCKING FAGGOTS

I think we need to form a consensus here. I vote for eradication of all fags, and no, 2D fag shit is no better than real fag shit

>>383719823
it was spammed absolutely non-stop every time the purple haired tranny showed up on stream

it's fucking unreal how they're trying to shield themselves from reality
NOBODY thinks they're attractive and they're only drawing attention to themselves in a negative way by hosting this event and throwing a shitfit for not being given more screentime

What does it take to become a speedrunner with an autistic twitch fanbase?

>>383718046
spike vegeta and voolajin (or however the fuck you spell it) are still there

>>383715376
Holy shit I feel so bad for that person

>>383720002
yea the first one

>>383719930
This thread is specifically about GDQ being a shitshow though, and in response to one of the questions about what people have been banned for being "problematic" someone gave a response.
Then you started political shitflinging, because your extremist views can't be contained.

>>383720018
put on a wig, pick a game nobody else does, make a twitch, and you're done

You're a speedrunner now!

>>383718174
it's like you've never heard of thailand

Man, this gdq wasn't even as fun to shitpost as the last one was
I think the honey moon is over, the load was blown and we're sitting in a pool of sad dried cum

>>383720041
good fucking lord why

>>383720038
I felt good but then I searched the google cache for some of his recent posts and it seems like he eventually recovered, it's then that I felt bad. I genuinely wanted him to fucking hang himself.

>>383720041
NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOO

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>>383720041

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Trannys make me want to puke

>>383720134
He will in 10 years when, no matter how much he fights it, his biology makes him look more and more like a monster.

mods autosage this shit every fucking time. Cant blame em though i guess.

>>383720041
inb4 ban

>>383719864
the world is changing rapidly and /pol/ is about to be unleashed. First it spreads to other boards, soon we'll start seeing its true colours appear in the real world.

Prepare yourself, mortal.

>>383718492
how many women went in Stiv's room who were married?

>>383720041
Is that Chris chan?

>>383717138
were you the abomination of a human being that played BOTW?

can you talk about anything other than trannies?

I don't understand their vetting process for the donation readers/in-between hosts is there an application process?. The quality goes from cool person with a generic personality (rare) to that awkward tranny that made me mute the stream.

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>>383720041
christ

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>>383716519
>What does dilate mean
It's just as disgusting as you imagined.

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>>383718931
Can't believe he got away with it, the absolute madman.

>>383717138
DUDE IN A SILK DRESS SPOTTED

>>383715376
Jesus Christ.
This is one of the fucking worst things i read in my life.

>>383717436
> a fucking trannyfag, and also with shit taste

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>>383720278
Yup.
>yfw he let a piercing on his taint become infected, thinking the open wound was a vag

>>383714178
I liked Jedi Outcast the most but both Dark Souls runs were comfy as fuck.

>>383719901
>>383719971
>>383720014
Wow that actually kind of sad someone got banned for that.

>>383720396
>Goyim
Go away polddit

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>>383720041

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I have ample reason to believe that gladJonas is at least partially responsible for the overwhelming "cringe" culture surrounding speedrunning, if not mostly responsible.

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>>383711346
>we have 50 dollars from "I love sea men"
Christ, this is some moes prank call level tier shit.

>>383720396
WHAT THE FUCK.

>>383720489
Wait, they banned someone because their icon was used as an emote?

This is like using someone's avatar icon in a comment like in deviantart, right?

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>they disabled commented on the BOTW run

>>383715376

>people who think this is how normal SRS works

This is what happens if you go to fucking Thailand lmao

>>383720710
What did you expect
It's a cherry picked Reddit screen cap used on pol

>>383720710
No, this is what happens when you call a gaping wound a vagina. There's no surgical technique that stops it from being an open wound you stupid fuck.

>>383720656
pretty much.

Has anyone from here gone to a GDQ to spectate or whatever? How was it like? What's there to do if you're not watching runs?

>>383715376
I truly feel bad for this god damn fool it sounds like he is in hell

>>383720479

>Forgeting the part where he tried to impregnate himself with his own frozen cum to create the next level of humanity

Are trannies human?

>>383720667
Oh my god she's fucking alive!
I thought I was looking at a dead body, why is she alive? Science has gone too fucking far!

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>>383720849
I want to give her a hug but it would probably kill her

>>383720667
what the fuck am i looking at

>>383720905
define human?

>>383720849
I'm too fascinated to be grossed out. Tell me more.

Captcha: Home Lori

test

this one felt like the worst one so far

>>383715376
yeah this dude is gonna fucking an hero

>>383720905
No.

>>383719852

It seems to be growing teeth at the bottom there. Or is that the top? What a fucking mess

>>383712390
>AGDQthroughTheYears.jpg

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>>383720832
I don't know why anyone would go when the whole event is centered around the stream room and it's being given out for free on the internet.
Even if you go, you will be expected to KEEP PROVING you're an attendee EVERY 3 HOURS.
Not even cons of 150,000 people do this shit.

>>383720849
So do they need to push her heart back in surgery or... How do you fix this...

How bad was the BoTW run? Should I watch it for the pure trainwreck potential?

>>383720041
Wait he got it pierced? What the fuck

Wow... Did like... All the actual GOOD speedrunners just fuck off? So many things fucked up this year and trannies fucking things up

>>383719852
Holy Mother of fuck. I don't even have a reaction image for this.

>>383721023
>go to sit on some cheap chairs in silence, clapping every once in a while

>>383721078
he got a scrotum piercing and it got rejected by the body and he thinks he grew a vagina or something through sheer power of will and it's going septic and he doesn't want to get it treated

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>>383721012
women were a mistake

>>383720041
HR Giger would jerk off to this

>>383720849
Jesus fuck this will always make me feel lucky for being born mostly intact.

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>>383721123
I liked it.

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>>383721052

From what I know, Hated half for the community arguement around it... Hated for the runner since he is a tranny asshole that abused the rules of submissions against the current speedrunning community around the game... Only managed to 'Just' beat it in under an hour but clearly it will be someone much better next year with a clear time of 30 minutes

>>383721181
How is this related to women?

>>383721023
Fuck, that sounds awful.

>>383721156
I guess I never saw the original pics with the piercings, just the abscess. I thought he'd have gone to the doc by now

>>383720667
>>>/b/

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>>383721012

WHAT THE FUCK, MAN

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>>383719852
It's like a calzone that someone dropped on a barbershop floor

>>383721123
They got banned for being problematic, gross and creepy.

>>383714991
She is pretty cute, what is her name?

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>&ab_channel=gladJonas
Do you think I'm fucking retarded?

Serious question: why the fuck do these trannies dye half their hair? I don't see normal women doing this and they look fucking stupid to boot.

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>>383718179
Just finished it, fuck me that was great commentary. Choked on the water I was drinking during the end of the run.

>>383719852
Imagine sticking your tongue in that

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>>383721198
There are a lot of sicknesses that only come later in life.
At least when you're a child you're not also expected to pay for all of the soul crushing expenses on top of your progressively advancing disability.

>>383711346
Is this supposed to be a cringe compilation? The ALTTP run was GOAT.

>>383721335

>I don't see normal women doing this

Do you know any women? Women dye their hair occasionally.

However trannies MUST go to the ultimate extreme of what they think the idea of being a woman is so they dye their hair about 99% of the time to seem more feminine.

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>>383721023
>I don't know why anyone would go when the whole event is centered around the stream room
Because it isn't. Around 1,000 people attend each GDQ. There's clearly much less than that in the stream room even during the biggest runs. Where could the rest of those people be, then?

>>383721335
same reason why they dress up like teenage girls, they didn't grow up as women so the only concept of "being female" comes from their chinese cartoons and so they act the part.
Someone post footage of protomagicalguy physically shaking his head and bobbing up and down every time he laughs, he's acting like a CARTOON because he doesn't know any better.
He thinks this is what girls are like.

>>383718461
Fuck you, Striped Underwear is one of my biggest fetishes
This just made me feel so fucking weird and disgusted and mildly aroused
Fucking delete this

>>383718293
if they chop of the penis than they are just freaks, not sexy freaks

>>383717138
t. tranny

>>383721516
please stop

>>383721123
the speedrunning "scene" of ~2008-2012 has been long dead
a few big names stuck around through to about 2014, then the event stopped being about speed running video games so most stopped going/running or were forced out of the events by their new tranny rulers

it was inevitable from the start really, and each gdq was progressively worse and worse since they began. that's what happens when you let kikes and fags run events

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>>383715376
It's almost like this is a trendy fad that needs to die off

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>>383721335
Trannies are not normal women and they don't think the same as normal women.
They have their own perception or idea of what a woman is like, but they don't actually know what it means to be a woman. When you talk with them you also realize that their "normal woman conversation" is incredibly shallow because of this.

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>>383711346
>0:30
reminder that this is the only other work performed by the VA of "Kooky Von Koopa" of the Super Mario Bros cartoons

>>383721516
Stahp what are you doing no

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>>383719852
By the fucking emperor

everything in this thread needs to be scrubbed off the face of the earth

>>383721489
You know there's more to the room than what's shown on stream, right? You know given that it's a marathon many people will be eating, sleeping, etc during some runs, right?

>>383721012
This literally looks like a mad scientist experiment, God damn this is some horror movie tier shit.

>>383719983
>When I had my throat slashed

And you're alive?
Pic

>>383721489
Probably going out with their friends

;_;

>>383721516
what the fuck

>>383721613

>you also realize that their "normal woman conversation" is incredibly shallow because of this.
So just like a woman then

>>383715376
The T in LGBT was a mistake. I hope that straight and gay men can stand in solidarity and gas the trannies one day.

>>383721764
dont give the attention whore any attention please.

>>383721686
This is fucking fascinating

>>383721695
starting with you, fag

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>>383721776
That was a rhetorical question. The fact that there's more than just the stream room, and more reason to go than just to watch the official runs live, is exactly my point.

>>383721834
If I had my throat slashed and lived I'd be telling everyone too

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>>383721874
>Shadman
Unironically kill yourself

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Haven't watched anything from the games done quick thing since 2014, was there anything actually worth checking out? Have an 18 hour long shift in an hour and need something entertaining to watch.

>>383718293
>i can't tell the difference between a trap and an abomination
>every fucking thread

>>383721831
Fuck off Milo pedopolis

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>>383721856
What's there to do for a lonely person who just wants to be around a lot weird people to feel better about themselves?

>>383721764
Also not for the squeamish.
http://i.imgur.com/BLP93qT.jpg

>>383721856
Shut up and unbutton those shorts lower Yuffie

>>383721856
>dis avatarfag

>>383717436
I'm not afraid of trannies. They just need to be hospitalized.

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>>383722001
WHAT THE FUCK.

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>>383715376
I don't even know what to say. One of my best friends has legit gender dysphoria, there's no way I would allow them to do something as reckless as this.

>>383721961
Find games you played before and see what different routes they took compared to you

>>383721961

Just go to their youtube page, and browse videos that look interesting. I went through all the games I wanted.

>>383711346
>that last one

Holy shit

>>383722001
how exactly did you not bleed to death?

>>383722001
NICE

>>383718293
Traps at least TRY to look like women. That's the major difference between traps and trannies. Trannies just slap on a dyed wig and call it a day, and never even attempt to take care of that 5 o'clock shadow they're rocking.
Don't really care for traps though. I prefer my women to have vaginas and my men to be masculine.

Serious question here
Do gay people even like transexuals?
If not, then who the fuck even likes trannies?

>>383721493

I like to think of gender confused people as weak.

The change seems to occur most in people between the age of 8 and 20, when the human body is most into it’s stage of growth, when hormones are surging and the mind is most unstable.

The desire to switch gender usually comes from the idea that the grass is greener on the other side, for the majority it is that they wish to become a woman, so they never have to grow up, so that they can remain childish and mothered by other people - so that they never have to go through adulthood. Lazy, selfish. I find most traps are incredibly narcissistic too, victims of their own complex now that they have designed, in a way, their dream girl, having given up looking for her, they become her, then wear her like a corpse over their real identity, and act as her, fooling others.

Having others see you as what you want is manipulation, it does not matter how you put it, and trannies are sly, damaged people who live through manipulation of themselves and their surroundings.

Even on the Internet they try their best to be feminine through their misguided view of women (“:3” spam, etc).

>>383711346
>"Walls are a suggestion"

Probably my favorite quote from this event.

>>383715376
>I'm having issues since the beginning, none of them alarming
>necrosis in your genitalia
>not alarming

>>383722069
Not all trans people get SRS
I don't plan on it so try convincing her/him just to take hormones