Splatoon 2 thread
SAME GAME
SHITTIER CONTROLS
SHITTIER CLOTHES
YOU NEED A SPECIAL ATTACHMENT TO CONNECT TO UR PHONE AND GET TEAM CHAT
I like Pearl.
What is this expression trying to convey?
Looks fun.
>>383644492
DIFFERENT SPECIALS
DIFFERENT CONTROLS
BETTER GEAR SYSTEM
FUCK VOICE CHAT
>>383644989
autism
>tfw you slowly actually start to like pearl more
Don't get cucked, stay off the hook
Brella a best
Pearl!
>>383645512
oh holy shit this is so much better
>>383645512
Stop ruining Pearl
>>383645018
>shadman
Post posts.
>>383647717
I hope the new game has a stronger focus on puzzles rather than combat, otherwise I might have to buy it; I don't want that fat Hawaiian kid on my home menu.
GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH MONEY, NERD
>>383649515
Heard there's 8 frames of delay on the gyro controls.
That doesn't sound good at all
>>383650103
>using gyro controls
Will 2 manage to have a moment more hype than the final phase change in 1?
>>383649801
_____
>>383650404
I'm expecting either a Marie + Off the Hook Trio or just an Off the Hook remix
Bonus points if they make abadass Callie theme (if she's the final boss)
>>383650103
Just switch to regular stick controls man.
>can't redo the tutorial to try out each weapon
You'd think they would let us at least practice
>>383650798
>needing to practice
sounds like you just suck ass.
>>383650896
I've never played Splatoon before now.
>>383650798
Can't you just make a new profile?
>>383650965
still holds true, scrub
>>383650269
I once saw a charger main who was godlike because of gyro. Was definitely a surprise for me when I'm used to chargers being easily juked.
Will off the hook get their own concerts or will they just be the opener for the squid sisters?
>>383650103
That's the first I've heard of that.
FOLDERS WHEN?
>31 games + 1 Splatfest App
This shit's getting too hard to track
>>383651220
I'd imagine the concerts will become double-features. Would be pretty expensive to just throw out that squid sisters stuff.
>>383650612
splat tim 6 when?
>>383650612
...That's him?
>>383651853
splatfests just won't be the same when the hosts aren't essentially equal.
>>383645018
>>383649515
Who's this guy anyway? I keep seeing people mention him.
>>383652831
It's Zone.
>>383652154
HE MUST BE STOPPED
>>383650103
http://youtu.be/fARJ2e_Y6lY
more noticeable on vertical aiming, horizontal aiming feels pretty much the same
>>383653297
Do you guys think it is a hardware issue or specific to Splatoon? Anyone know how BOTW response time is?
>>383653013
Never heard of him. Is he important or something?
>>383653927
i read up some stuff and apparently the camera has acceleration (similar to mouse acceleration in FPS games) or some kind of smoothing, so it must be a software issue with Splatoon
we can only hope they'll either straight up patch it out or add an option to turn off acceleration/smoothing
>>383653171
You can't stop me mortal.
>>383654106
Used to be known for Rule 34 flash videos in the 2000s.
>>383644320
>Dynamic resolution
>648p
Enjoy your shitty toy.
Friendly reminder, octolings and inklings are for soft hugs.
>>383654913
Octolings are for squashing like bugs. Inklings are for soft fugs.
>>383645512
Eyebrows should stay white or at least a bit more light
>>383654782
>Playing at a distance
>Everything ingame is easily noticable thanks to the bright color choices
Uh-huh
Here's a fun trick, go to an idle inkling in the lobby, and walk into them real slow, you can push them to where you want them to go.
>>383654782
In handheld mode on a 6.2' screen, sure. In docked, it doesn't go below 864p.
>>383652154
>>383653171
>splat tim is buff
>punches inferior waifus
>>383644989
>The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.
left or right?
>>383654119
I notice less input delay when I set stick sensitivity lower than motion. Lower stick sensitivity feels better anyway because there's less deceleration.
>>383645512
this is awful
>>383644996
It is fun.
>>383645512
Why did they have to make her look like a baby
>>383655778
The clear choice here is the pure maiden Marie
>>383655908
>she
>>383655778fite me
>ywn be in Pearls gangsta rap video
So how's this going to end, will you side with Pearl on team Marina, or with Marina on team Pearl?
Inklings are cute.
They are cute
>>383656356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cl57zJ9IFPU
>>383650269
Motion aiming was key to victory in Splatoon 1.
>>383655452
>>383655301
I love how their just going to ignore these posts and insist that there in the right.
>>383654106
He's a literal subhuman, nothing more.
>straight up say they are only supporting the game for one year
What's even the point
>>383658065
They said the same thing for Splatoon 1 and ended up doing more updates anyway.
I think it's just to lower expectations.
>>383652346
damn, is the switch tablet better for drawing than the wii u?
>>383644989
>Mom says it's my turn to play
>>383644320
The odds are so stacked it's not even funny.
>>383645157
>>383655759
>>383658391
>>383658065
I'm sorry, are you so easily distracted that a game without perpetual updates can't hold your attention? I'm sure you could find some shitty lootbox grinding game that would better suit your tastes
Why is she so cute?
>>383658367
>>383658443
Mutant Pearl is fucking hilarious.
>>383658762
>she
>>383658924
>has a dick
>>383658762
https://twitter.com/karateka_/status/883329811472449536
because she could have anything under those baggy clothes.
>>383658586
Not him but if they're gonna keep to their "here's two maps at a time" and only add three or four more maps like they did with splatoon 1, why bother buying it now instead of when all that shit comes out? Or better yet, why bother at all? splatfests were the only reason anyone continued playing the first one after updates stopped like three months after the game came out.
>>383659020
>uploading art to Twitter
I don't know who starter this or why but it needs to stop
>>383659048
You're a fucking idiot
https://www.google.com/webhp?ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8#q=splatoon+updates
http://splatoon.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Maps
And Ranked has been well populated since it was added
>>383659423
>using the splatoon wikia
Shall I buy physical or digital?
how can an ugly child and a monkey compete with the originals?
>>383659423
Oh sorry, updated with content and major bug fixes*
I forgot they fixed tiny clipping errors and graphical fuckups so recently, thank goodness.
>>383659991
Do you want Splatoon available with you all the time without worrying about the card?
I know I'm getting Smash digitally, Portable smash is cool
I feel fucking horrible for liking Pearls and Marinas songs more than Callie and Maries.
Just can't get enough of this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzK9-Rk21UM
>>383659942
>Being so vastly incorrect about the post launch content that released
They increased the initial stage count by over 200% with updates that continued for a year, as advertised
>>383660124
>>383659048
>only added three or four more maps
>updates stopped like three months after the game came out
why don't you read the fucking links. Or this post >>383660320 I did the math for you, since you seem to have so much trouble with numbers
>>383660301
I don't blame you, Marina has a better singing voice than Callie and Marie combined.
I like how Splatoon is making a cohesive world
>>383647717
new episodes when
>>383660301
Pearl and Marina have more contrast in their singing styles and especially voices, but wrap it together in a pop package
Callie and Marie are basically folk singers turned idols and have stronger harmony, but sound more samey, and tweak older music into their personal style together
I like the contrast more, but Kalamari Inkantation is still a REALLY good song either way
>>383652173
>dat marie in the upper left pic
hnf
Why did they have to replace her with a shitter like Pearl? Marie best white squid.
>>383650169
FUUUUUUUUUUU
How are these fucks still drawing like this while not in the wii U pad?
I heard you need a heat sensitive stylus to draw on the switch in gamepad mode
>>383657304
>>383657201
>>383657060
Marie is a cunt.
>>383661685
You can use the d-pad to move one pixel at a time.
>>383661685
Yea you need a capacitive stylus to draw on the Switch, luckily there are some sites that can teach you how to jury rig a replacement for one.
is there anything to do in the demo at all?
im kinda salty because all the npcs say i need to play matches but we obviously cant yet
>>383661971
The demo is only for a pre-release Splatfest and for doodling.
So cute
>>383661971
you can go listen to the fucked up version of the squid sisters theme near crusty seans.
#notMYidols
>>383658065
It's actually two years famalam
Best gril in Vidya:
>>383659991
It's definitely smarter to get digital, but I fucking love physical copies. A stack of games next to the console just feels right.
>>383662443
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>>383661971
are you dense? the splatfest isnt until saturday
>>383651508
Cool pic my man
>Switch will be here Friday
OH THANK GOD
>>383649515
video when
>>383658065
How many games that don't sell DLC or lootboxes get over a year of free updates or have anything equivalent to splatfests? You'll still be able to play the game after that time.
Would you kiss her?
>>383661750
It lets you do that on the switch? Nice.
>>383663954
Yes and much much more.
And that's even if we find out she is evil.
pearl looks fine as long as she keeps that mouth shut.
>>383663954
y-you too
>>383658065
>UGH
>>383665119
>The text on Pearl's poster is on her forehead
I just realized that the splatoon artbook came out today.
>>383665412
If Callie and Marie don't make a grand comeback wearing one of those outfits, I'm going to be incredibly mad.
should I?
>>383665412
>callie and marie midriff
yes
>>383665412
>squid slut
>>383665562
That's too much.
>seriously considering buying a Switch just for Splatoon 2 even though it'd leave me broke
I wish this game didn't look better than the first one
>>383665682
I essentially got a Wii U for Splatoon so don't feel too bad.
>>383665520
What if the Squid Sisters amiibo lets you customise what they wear during the stage announcements.
They'd have to come back as newscasters for that but I'm like 99% sure Pearl's evil so it's probably happining.
>>383663954
In a heartbeat.
>>383665682
Can someone tell me what makes splitoon fun? I got a switch recently and wanna mak3 the most out of the purchase but for the life of me every gameplay trailer I watch for this game looks really...meh, what makes it Good?
They forgot to take out the amiibo data from the demo It looks like we are getting Sean, Spyke, Pearl, and Marina amiibos.
And the chirpy chips might actually be ingame because there's something about abxy with the rest of the amiibo placeholders.
>>383666179
>amiibos of bit parts with no in game model
Nice meme
Do you think Marina will be related to DJ Octavio?
I've started disliking Pearl a lot less once I realized Marina has this horribly awkward Jaden Smith face
>>383665682
honestly its more of the same with some extras
>>383666038
It's a fun shooter for a nintendo console, and that's pretty rare as is. The game itself can be played as TDM or for the objective, I've found both styles can usually work out. This was the first shooter in a while I played without hitscan, and the slow bullet velocity made me boil my noodles trying to get aiming down. The customization and different builds are also a lot of fun to try, and most guns feel pretty different, even if they just have a different grenade. Try the splatfest testfire. If you don't like it, this probably isn't for you.
>>383666038
It's pretty fast paced if you're facing competent people. Lots of different weapons that change the way you play.
>>383661116
What is this comic called anyway and where do I find translated?
>>383645512
NO
Why haven't you bought their book yet?
>>383666838
pop team epic, you summerfag
>>383666945
>>383666963
>>383666996
Pearl is truly a street nigga
>>383666459
All four of those characters have models, man. Unless you you think he meant the chirpy chirps will have amiibos, which he didn't.
>>383666179
>And the chirpy chips might actually be ingame
That would be great
>>383662070
>>383658762
>Want to make a plush doll of her
>Can't delay the 2 I've been working on any longer
It's going to be the end of summer by the time I get around to her.
>>383667303
As long as she gets made and you take a fuckton of pictures.
>>383653297
Vertical aiming delay can be explained due to angular speed being different on the top controller depending on where it is based on the bottom one. That is to say that the top controller might actually be turning slower vertically. This test is rather sloppy and I would much rather it be done on the same monitor, one console at a time, with analysis afterwards using slow motion.
>>383646692
I love the style and music of these games but will never play them.
Post the best girl.
>>383667428
I meant actual speed, not angular.
>>383646301
Yeah, she's growing on me little by little.I obviously still think Marina is undeniably better, but at least now I don't dislike Pearl.
>>383667609
But you just did.
>>383667609
>>383667783
she looks like an animatronic with that head turn
>>383667609
>>383646301
I never hated Pearl as a person. I WANT to like her more honestly because Marina is just boring personality wise and I don't mind the whole rapper thing she has going on. Her face is just so damn disturbing though. It is the features you give to exaggerate the toddler-ness of a character.
>>383665678
only ten bucks more than the MSRP, which after taxes was 28 with change, in CA. Not that bad. Anon should do it if he likes squid stuff
Is pearl an octoling like marina
I just want Pearl to die
>>383668327
Never played Splatoon 1. Is it worth it to buy now or nah?
>>383668378
Not at all. Multiplayer is dead and while SP is fun it's short
>>383644320
Why is that squidder flipping me off?
>>383668327
>>383668363
wtf I love Pearl now!?
>>383668378
It's filled with japs that will fuck you up or just throw a match because of your American name or if your team begins to lose just a little bit. Seriously though just buy 2. Splatoon was astounding during it's first year but fucking hell it's cancer now because of tryhard japs
>>383666959
>>383661742
dude I'd be pretty pissed if this fucking AGENT wont stop talking to me
>>383665562
it'll only rise in price
>no more Callie and Marie
What's the fukken point?
>>383668668
They are in the Story Mode
>>383668668
So do you not know what the whole single player is about?
>ywn pump pearl full of ink while marina cries and paws at the door, begging you to stop violating her sempai
>>383667609
I was under the impression that when someone says "post the best girl", it is customary for them to post the best girl first.
>>383668363
>>383668327
>best girl from both duos has green as one of their colors
Magical.
>>383668363
wtf i still wanna fuck pearl now?!
>>383644320
Which inkling/octoling would I have to finger to get the highest quality Spaghetti al nero di seppia?
>>383665562
I got it at that price...its only gonna get WAY more expensive...get asap
>>383658762
because you like DUUUUUUUUUDE WEEEED LMAO girls
>>383669519
More likeseaweed
>>383669549
FLUORESCENT GREEN PUSSY
I regret nothing
>>383669876
I envy you, those are the only Splatoon merch I want right now and I can't spare the cash.
>Callie Marie = Calimari
>Marina is a synonym for a dock or a HARBOR
>Pearl and Marina
Holy shit
>>383669876
good buy! I only have the amiibos, but the art book is something that doesn't interest me...
Hopefully we can take pics with callie and marie in the game! Can't wait for that desu
>tfw you stomp even tho you fashion>stats
The master is back
>>383670148
>>383670016
I'm sure it's delibrate.
Will the best costume return?
>>383670297
I hope so
>>383670418
>... she said she was safe right...
https://www.etsy.com/listing/239252656/squid-hat?&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_us_c-accessories-hats_and_caps-other&utm_custom1=e2cbb46e-4944-4d8b-b344-ec0b32399cde&gclid=Cj0KEQjwkZfLBRCzg-69tJy84N8BEiQAffAwqhxtJmix0PyNr_g38ybFnIYGAfHPIccM0dNbZjJiWTgaAv4k8P8HAQ
Sorry for the long link...
I'm gonna be starting college soon, would this make me look like a dumbass if I bought it?
>>383666959
>>383666838
>sea slugs are sentient life forms that can run a store
>sea snails are just food for Spyke
this seems really fucked up
>>383670706
yes
>>383670706
...yeah
>>383670883
>>383670932
Woof, avoided something for once...thanks!
>>383650684
>Bomb Rush Blush starts playing
Shit I'd be so hyped.
>>383671216
>>383670184I don't understand
>>383666868
>top left and top right
>>383671254
Aww, cute.
>>383671864gomigomipomi draws some really good stuff.
>>383671880
>Hippy Cuttlefish
>>383671293
>>383663954
NGYESH
>>383672016
What is her endgame?
>>383672308
She wants tohug.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0njXUDir5RN
>>383672000
I agree. Pic unrelated.
>>383654106
He just animates porn of various proprietary characters. He does it well enough, but at the end of the day, he's just a nigga with a tablet and his opinion on things is irrelevant.
>>383672016
ayyyy lmao
>>383652346
Spats AND yoga pants. What did Nintendo mean by this?
>>383672809
You will fug that aged-up squiddy and like it.
>>383656763
How is he in a blue shirt? The demo doesn't have clothes.
Artbook scans where?
>Y'all fucking with some real gangsta shit now
>>383672809
They're finally catering to my fetishes
And fucking Marina has psuedo heart pupils
It's hard to keep it together
>>383672809
That spats and yoga pants are a miracle of the universe.
>>383644989
Smugness over the girth of her futa-cock
What if Callie isn't actually brainwashed? She just went somewhere that she can be Number 1.
>>383673007
that's a lot of semen
>>383644989
That she was born for the sole purpose of studies in advanced bullying.
>>383673134
what if she was an octoling the whole time?
>>383673151
I honest to god can't wait for the doujins
>>383673019
Good fucking lord that filter is disgusting.
>>383673134
That's arguably worse and makes me feel even more bad for best girl.
>>383673151
>This hand has collect the life essence from a thousand males
>This is the ultimate attack
>Behold the power....of a 1000 horny boys lust!
>THE POWER OF 『W E T D R E A M Z』
>>383673234
It's the other way around
>>383673331
No, it's the right way round.
>tfw octos will rise again after the salmon wipe out the idiotic inklings
>>383673543Octopuses are cannibals, and so are squids.
>>383673007
Why is Pearl so badass?
>>383673728
I though that was her urethra on the bottom for a sec
Hopefully 2's beats are just as fresh as the first one's.
>>383673616
REMOVE CALAMARI remove calamari
you are worst squid. you are the squid idiot you are the squid smell. return to sea. to our salmonid cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the aquarium….ahahahaha ,inkling we will never forgeve you. cetink rascal FUck but fuck asshole squid stink inkling sqhipere shqipare..squid genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead squid..ahahahahahINKLING WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget great turf war .jellyfish we splat the prawn, sea urchin return to your precious sea snail….hahahahaha idiot squid and inkling smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE CALAMARI FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. octoweapon+octoling+salmon+octopus=kill inkling…you will turf war/ callie alive with octpus, callie making album of octopi. fast calamari inkantation callie octopus. we are rich and have zapfish now hahahaha ha because of callie… you are ppoor stink squid… you live in a fishbowl hahahaha, you live in a tank
callie alive numbr one #1 with octopas ….fuck the cuttlefish,..FUCKk ashol squids no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. callie aliv and real strong wizard kill all the squid pond fish with idol magic now we the octups rule .ape of the zoo presidant cuttlefish fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and inkling wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of salmon. octopi greattst cephalopod
>>383672016
>dem bedroom eyes.
Unf
>>383674221
Can you try that again in English?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZO7YZcEJaG
>>383645512
perfect
>>383674403
Pearl, what are you doing. Pearl, stahp.
>>383675107
go back to tumblr
>>383674403
>>383675107
That pout could cure cancer.
>>383644320
>making marina whiter
uh oh, someone fucked up.
>>383675174
At least it's not full on bleached like this.
>>383674403
Pearl did it. Pearl kidnapped Callie and sent her to octavio and now she's trying to disuade people from looking for her. All so she could be the bigger star.
>>383650103
>Heard there's 8 frames of delay on the gyro controls.
if its fine for Street Fighter V, its fine for Splatoon 2:V
>>383658065
>>straight up say they are only supporting the game for one year
They said 2 years dickass
>>383675174
no darkies
>>383644320
RO RO FIGHT THE POWER
>>383675797
You're gonna be seeing her for quite a while and you're going to fucking like it.
>>383666847
holy shit
>>383675360
>how to utterly ruin character design
I'll bet this artist has a patreon too
>>383658443
more like clean oceans vs. toxic waste and people would still pick marina
>game isn't even out yet and it's already being spoiled
Fucking hell.
>>383676497
where
>>383676543
Everywhere.
>Japanese Splatoonverse
I would kamikaze pearls tight harbor
>>383676742
>Western Splatoonverse
>>383676765haha
>>383676765
Well, good thing I wasn't eating.
>>383676742
I want to hug the hippie slug.
>captcha: flow childrens
>first game has Y Axis gyro with limited X Axis sensitivity
>this game has both at the same speed with no way to adjust one or the other
Why?
The Octolings have fine tastes kidnapping the best squid sister.
What exactly was the deal with this pose?
>>383677759
It was supposed to be a 2.
>>383677759
It's a 2, can't you see it?
Why do the japs have a different splatfest to us? I mean I understand things like rice vs bread but do we really have to get cake vs ice cream over rock vs pop?
>>383678071
Rock vs Pop was already a Splatfest in Western Splatoon 1, but Nintendo have partnered with Tower Records to promote the game in Japan
>>383678161
>>383678196
>>383678221
>>383678071
Contingency for licensed Splatfests ala Spongebob vs. Patrick or that branded Milk vs. Tea one. Also >>383678161
>>383678161
That's dope, still a bit bothered but it can't be helped. I wonder if the game will get more cool collaborations and cute outfits, I need more Ika-chan in my life.
>Salmon Run goes up to 200% difficulty
I'm not prepared for this.
This is a screenshot from Splatoon2
Translated it means " The hiding places of the octarians are more feminine....do they have a new designer?"
>>383678247
>>383678221
>>383678196
>>383678161
Literally everything awesome concerning marketing takes place in Japan. I guess the tradeoff is how dangerous the air is to breath.
>>383678432
i knew it!
Marina was behind it all along!
>>383678432
Did that nefarious DJ bring his daughter into this? The madman!
>>383678820
>>383679025
...Callie?
>>383658762
>I regret everything
>>383678820
It's obviously Callie
Marina isn't Octavio's daughterMarina is Octavio
>>383679237
I love that she's super chill and then that little guy SCREAMS that at the top of his lungs as you leave.
>>383678432
>Is it just me or do the octarians' hideouts somehow seem... more feminine? Do they have a new designer?
The first thing I'm going to do is save Callie.
I miss her :(
>>383657060
>>383657201
>>383657304
What does she say in the Japanese ver?
Or is it another memefied translation?
>>383656034
>marie
>Pure maiden
Its allways the quiet ones
>>383672308
Protecting her eggs even if it kills her.
>>383654106
We live in a age where people on 4chan don't know about Zone
>he doesn't want to squish inklings
The demo is such a fucking cocktease. At least include AI to play against before the Splatfest or something.
>>383657060
>Agent 3 never showered
WELL SORRY THAT I WOULD DIE IF I'D DO THAT
>>383658762
>>383662070
Older women are pretty great.
>>383657201
>>383657304
This is fucking amazing
>>383663954
No. Not into race mixing
-t. Nigger Squid
>>383671404
Pretend to be a girl and losers wont get mad at you.
>>383669203
I really want to like this image, but why is Marina meme T H I C C?
I love the new main girl.
>>383658762
so she's a snail or some other kind of mollusc?
because she only has 1 leg
>>383663954
Hey if marinas confident enough to try to get a kiss it must be pretty solid. Hell yeah i'd do it.
>>383680782
Yeah, seaslug.
Which means her dick is almost as big as her body and essentially a extra limb.
>>383674464
How new
>he was real all along
How did you react?
>>383680782
Slug. I don't know if this translated correctly, but apparently the shrimp is her boyfriend?
>>383681009
lmao manlet
>>383681020
Fuck me, I need some high-res official slug art.
>>383680941
Thanks for the translation.
So what's the general lore of Splatoon? Inklings just wanna buy expensive fashion and worship celebrities, then octopi show up to conquer them?
>>383681089
>>383681165
Righteous
>>383681108
I miss when people lurked more before posting
>>383681153
It's a bit much to post here, but you can read all about it in The Sunken Scrolls that you find throughout the game
https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Sunken_Scroll
>>383681226
Me too, don't get too offtopic though.
>>383644320
Haven't played the first, got a copy pre-ordered off Nintendo store for the free t-shirt and will try to join the US splatfest testfire as I'm gonna be at work during the EU one. If not, fuck it, I can wait.
>>383644492
SAME GAME!?
>>383681262
Back to squidposting we go
Should I get Splatoon 2? I played a bit of the first one and wasn't super into it, but I bought a Switch and there's not a whole lot to play on it. What's Splatoon's single-player like?
How do I get into the tutorial?
>>383644492
> Not just using Discord and telling everyone else to fuck off.
>>383681414
Ah yiss
>>383681153
Humanity dies out due to mass flooding, eventually two new races become sentient, Inklings and Octipids. It was fine at first but war broke out as over time thier land was flooded as well and both races had long evolved to land not water. Inklings drove octolings underground, some octolings want peace others want full takeover.
Inklings are pretty hedonistic but at the same time practical enough to make military use of all thier fashion and sports.
>>383665682
>I wish this game didn't look better than the first one
Does it? I downloaded the demo and I was surprised at how it looked basically identical. I didn't play much of the first one though.
>>383681241
My sides. The animosity goes deep.
>>383657060
>>383657201
>>383657304
Why Marie such a bitch?
>>383681478
please respond
>>383657060
>>383657201
>>383657304
Someone should make pic related but with Marie and her quotes
>no final boss or Callie spoilers on 4chan yet
What the fuck fags what good are you if you don't break NDA and risk your reputation just to satisfy ungrateful strangers on the internet?
>>383657201
>Maybe I should start looking for an agent 5.
>>383674403
>Marina, who has octolings contacts, wants to put a search party
>Pearl shuts her down
Pearl is evil, right?
Why don't they make some actually cool splatfests like
aliens vs ghosts
robots vs pirates
4chan vs reddit
boys vs girls
>>383683262
>cool
All of those sure are cool, just like the air vs oxygen Splatfest!
tits vs ass would be the most popular and heated splatfest of all time
>>383644989
DEVILISH
>>383683262
Lemon vs Lime
>>383679987
I want a large squid girl to squish me
>>383683262
Skub - Anti Skub
Rei - Asuka
Player 1 - Player 2
GBA - GBA SP
2D Metroid - 3D Metroid
Melee - Smash 4
>>383657304
>pineapple-free pizza
I always knew Marie was the better one
>>383681009
What do you mean?
>>383657060
>>383657304
she digs me
>>383682351
>implying this isn't teaching ninntoddlers a valuable lesson about how women are irl
good on them
>>383671118
Np autist dog
>>383684597UNDERSTAND
>>383670706
wearing it out in public? absolutely
keep vidya in vidya
>>383670706
>https://www.etsy.com/listing/239252656/squid-hat
>>383683998
>Das rite, squid boi.
>>383682394
>>383681478
respond to me reeee:(
>>383687006
Splatoon's single player is decent, but not too long. Maybe like 4ish hours. This one will be more replayable with different weapons selectable for each chapter and a built in yime for self imposed time attacks. That said, the game is about multiplayer. If you weren't super into yhe first one, maybe don't get it. Or maybe stop having shit taste, start playing ranked and get into it. Your call
>>383658762
>name is Flow
>intro video says everyone thinks of her as their weird aunt
>aunt Flow
>menstruation joke by Nintendo
>>383645512
Not sure why everyone hates this character. She looks the same as all the other squid people I have looked at. I'm guessing people just think it's a really ugly species.
Pearl fanatic looks much better than she actually is in-game
>>383689691
*fanart
I WANT TO BE A SQUID WHY CAN'T IT BE THE 21ST
Woomy
>>383673221This legit made me a bit sad.
We have to protect Pearl's smile
>>383672932
Maybe is one of the review copies? dont know tho
Im seriously considering buying a switch just for Splatoon. Am I stupid?
>>383673007
If white ink is finally canon, how comes we cant play with it? Its not really sexual, kids dont know what semen is and it looks like a great hair color
>>383670184
>ermame
>>383690962
>>383690962
Why would some fan art make it canon?
>>383644320
that art style looks like etrian odyssey art style,
>>383691507
Some fashion-model inklings wear it on Splatoon 2or is it black? It looks like white tho
>>383691807
You gotta admit, looks great,
>>383691948
wtf i love boipucci now?!
I normally can't play Shoot games with a pad and only do well with a mouse. Am I fucked here, Switch is the first console I've bought in over 10 years.
Game looks fun.
I finally remembered who Pearl reminds me of
I feel like I'm on some kind of list for browsing these threads.
>Nintendo is letting reviewers post videos spoiling the single player 2 weeks before the game comes out
>>383691762
It does, the colors and shading have a big EO vibe. Now I want to see some kind of collab.
>splaTOON
what the fuck were they thinking?
>>383666868
Bottom Left looks like a character design from Star vs The Forces of Evil
>>383687898
>Or maybe stop having shit taste
Rude!
A big factor of me not getting into the first was because it wasn't my Wii U, so I didn't play it very often or for long. But I have my Switch in my room so I'd be able to sink a lot more hours into Spla2n.
I've downloaded the demo, so I'll give that a go during the event and see how I feel then. Otherwise I'll just be waiting for Mario to pick up my 2nd Switch game.
>>383678247
>>383678221
>>383678196
>>383678161
i went here last month and took a bunch more photos, fwiw, or in case you're interested.
https://imgur.com/a/HqQvZ
>>383683816DEVIL FISH
>>383691807
>>383691948
Why are they so cute?
>>383680670
ME TOO
>>383681020
it's not. they're just translating the word for "he" as "boyfriend" because japanese pronouns are fucked up.
here you go:
>This is Flow, a sea slug.
>She deals with headwear, and has a shop called "Headspace."
>Speaking with a smooth, almost drunken tone, she seems to bring about quite a mysterious atmosphere.
>Older than the Inklings [who hang around Inkopolis Square], it seems she enjoys poking fun at some of the younger ones.
>Her partner, Craymond, watches over her gently, and is a shrimp of fine character.
>>383693253
"partner" meaning, like, "companion" here, btw
>>383692509
You're on some kind of list for being on 4chan
>>383644873
Don't hurt perfect squids
>>383692959
>I've downloaded the demo
then why were you so desperate for someone to tell you whether to buy it or not?
How are people drawing on not!miiverse so well with the new console? Do you use a smart tablet stylus? Are they seriously just placing pixels?
>>383646301
It was the Pineapple on Pizza thing that did it for me.
>>383693504
Because, believe it or not, walking around a lobby doesn't tell me much about what the single-player's like.
>>383693253
ARA ARA
>>383672932
If you start the demo offline player characters are replaced with randomly generated characters
>>383693631
good image
>>383693567
i'm sure some people bought or already have capacitive styluses/touch pens. other are obviously going pixel by pixel
>>383667937
https://i.imgur.com/a50IhW4.png
>>383693574
that's a thing marie said, no? what?
go from squid to kid
>>383693621
You started with just asking about whether you should get the game. And a quick google search would tell you everything you needed to know about singleplayer, you stupid little attention whore. Singleplayer previews for Splatoon 2 are already out
>>383674403
My guess is that Pearl is Marie's actual squid sister, and she doesn't like Callie because she completely overshadowed her and separated Marie from her
>>383653013
Why does she seem unhappy?
>>383693825
Sorry for trying to have a discussion on a discussion board, anon :'( please d-don't report me
>>383693831
or it's just an act. and it's not like she's specifically hating on callie, she's just apathetic toward everyone, or pretends to be
>>383693127
I didnt know there was fan art of them. Do they even have a name?
>Why are they so cute?
They are really fresh :^)
>>383693986
you should get + play the game with /ink/, fun times
>>383694027
>>383693127
qt! i want morei want to date a 14 year old inkling model!
>>383693127
>What are their names
I vote Inky for one of them
>>383693986
You'll have to beg me, you dirty little boy
>>383694146
INKY AND STINKY
>>383692187
Its the closest thing to a mouse in terms of quality. You will get used to it
>>383692187
Gyro aiming is sweet, give it a try.
>>383692187
good thing there are fucking fantastic gyro controls
>>383692509
image related
>>383693421
This
Giantess Marina when?
>>383693035
nice
>>383694027
>ywn be as fresh as these squids
>>383691807
>>383691948
>>383693127
They are pretty /fa/
>>383694797
SAUCE
>>383694621
When we find out how to hack the Switch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yyOuPI7lF0
>>383654106
Zone made all the old 4chan news post videos.
Lurk more my phone posting summer friend.
>>383665412
Got my art book yesterday, it's awesome!
>>383694797
I want to kiss that boy right on hischeek
>>383665562
It's not gonna get any cheaper.
>>383694820
>techwear
>800p
>>383695463
the game runs at 1080p 60fps
>>383693750
you're right. actually know nothing of Splatoon, just hate pineapple that much that I'm lurking this thread.
I really hate pineapple.
Thank god I don't have to like that ugly piece of shit anymore.
>>383695613
only when you look at the sky. when things are on the screen it's 800p
>>383695668
i love it, but to each their own. you should come play splatoon with us!
>>383695729
not always. sometimes it's 1080p when looking straight ahead too. it's dynamic, so it resizes. it's barely noticeable – what's important is it's constant 0fps. literally zero frames dropped, ever.
>>383669876
Bought the artbook cause of your posts. FUCK YOU ANON ANDthank you
>>383695828
sometimes is not good enough
>>383695828
I was planning on getting it when it starts hitting used shelves or after a price drop, but after the whole pineapple pizza fiasco actually did some research on it and just pre-ordered it this morning.
>>383695421
This works way better than it should
>>383695981
it's a good book
>>383695997
it runs at constant 60fps. 60fps is much more important than solid 1080p imo
>>383696028
glad to hear it. splatoon's a fucking great game. have fun anon. come to /ink/ and play sometime
>>383696292
why not 60fps 1080p
it's 2017
>>383693035
>Japan gets to have actual Splatfest shirts
It's not fair!
>>383696461
because as someone who actually works in games, a custom liquid physics system with dynamic shadows, reflections, and other attributes is fucking taxing on any system?
>>383696464
they were released on editmode with worldwide shipping over a year ago. also in the nintendo uk store
>>383669876
>someone on UK Amazon is selling the Marie amiibo for £3, with free delivery
>"Dispatched from FL, United States"
I don't like amiibo but I know Marie isn't going to be getting any other figure so this is kind of tempting
But also it seems like a jape that they'd send it across the atlantic for free. Am I missing something?
>>383693631
saved
>>383670297
considering the manga ended, i seriously doubt it
it'd be cool though if they came back
>>383673007
VIOLENT SEMEN INFERNO
>>383696725
tripfag get out
ayy lmao
>>383693631
i normally hate bait fish images, but this is good
>>383697736
Now that is some skill
>>383697736
wtf I want to main roller now lol