ZELDA >It's okay when Nintendo does it. Link is hot!

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Yeah, /v/ is gay. You've discovered our secret.

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>>383606375
wait is this an actual quote for the game?

>>383606375
she hasn't earned what link has earned

>>383606375
man that looks like a woman > woman that looks like a man

cute boipucci > ugly girlcock

>>383606375
Cute boy > ugly girl
What is so hard to understand?

>>383606512
>>383606686
>>383606754
>>383606826
>>383606854
So all Nintendo fans are faggots?

>>383606375

The main protagonist wearing women's clothes as a cute/comedic moment ONCE a video game is not a statement on it's political standpoint.

Then again, what's the use in actually trying to make a point when OP's just another buttblasted sonyfag. You people are fucking everywhere, making it so obvious that you were personally offended by a video game.

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You just wanted a Link thread didn't you OP? You dog you!

>>383607192
Fuck off, retard.

>>383607061
Just the ones on /v/

Femboys > Masculesbians.

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>>383607310
It's OK OP. I don't judge.

>>383606375
one is attractive and the other one isnt

>Character model looks fine, and has a crossdressing section
vs.
>Character looks like shit

I agree.

>/v/ likes it when a boy looks like a girl but not when a girl looks like a boy

Wow OP you've cracked the fucking code.

A game could have an entire mechanic dedicated to getting pozzed by BBC and /v/ would still approve of it because
>japan

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>>383606375

>>383606375
because the top is a cartoon game so it caters to the degenerate crow much better

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>>383606375

>>383606375
>Link looks like a pretty girl
>Horizon ginger devil looks like an ugly
man
Is this really this hard to understand? We don't want your soulles neanderthal, fuck off.

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>>383606375
>elf looks good in belly dancer's outfit
>future cave woman looks like shit

>>383608118
>a former royal guard
>crossdress and even get bashful
Did that amnesia really change person

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>>383606375
Link looks attractive whatever he wears and plays the part of a female in one part of the game so he can save Hyrule. A true hero does whatever he needs to to save the day, btw.

Aloy is just ugly. She was created to be ugly because those who made her are allergic to attractive women.

The fact that you can't skip/have an option not to do that section bothers the fuck out of me. Why couldn't you win over their trust by helping them out instead like in OoT?

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>>383606512

>>383606375
How old is link in this? That boy's got some clean AF armpits...Clean AF everywhere now that I look at it.

Wish I could be gifted with no body hair growth.

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>>383607061
the ones who like gerudo link and spam pictures of him? Yes
Hence the double standard.

>>383609324
1000+

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>>383609324
Hylians don't have body hair

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>>383606375
Not only does Aloy look like a chimp, her game is boring as fuck. Also, why was her head so fucking big as a kid?

>>383609434
...I feel dumb. How old pre-sleep?

>>383609474
They apparently have no nipples, either.

>>383609524
17 or so. They make a big deal about Zelda just turning 17 too.

>>383608140
>character model looks fine
>you're supposed to be playing as a strapping, masculine hero
>instead you play a girly manlet

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>>383606375
>/v/ likes twinks and girls(male)
>instead of actual females that look like FAS/downs-suffering-boys

>>383606375
Dressing up your male character as a girl for humor > purposely making character ugly to prove beauty and courage comes in all shapes and sizes

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>>383609104
Because...

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>>383609615
They have tho

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> Aloy isn't cute!
> mfw

>>383609801
Either that or for an incognito segment of a game that requires you to go into an area.

>>383609915
wtf aloy is cute as hell. but she always has that worrying look on her face

>>383609948
That makes it extra cute.

>>383609915
>>383609948
she looks like a man

>>383608351
*sells 2 million more*

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Alloy and Linku

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>>383610094
even better

>>383610094
She's a tomboy and designed with Neanderthal features.

>>383606375
Cute femboys will always be better than ugly manfaced trannies

>>383606375
nintendo acknowledges the cross-dressing and makes fun of it, that is the difference dumbass

>>383610124
nice

>>383607994
stop avatar fagging

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>>383610124
c-checked

>>383609915
She looks like Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle as a cave man.

That's because link is actually good to look at, while alloy looks like an average real life person.

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>>383610124
>mods will delet this

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>>383610124
Checked also moar

>>383606375
Is there someone cross dressing in horizon ?

Shut the fuck up and post more sissified girly trap link OP

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Not sure the double standard though. Horizon is a game that features multiculturalism elements in it and thus is bad. Breath of the Wild sees the main character cross dressing as a fag, yet that's okay.

I dunno. Both are fucking degenerate for what they are if you ask me.

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Not only Link is super feminine, but also he is cute. that makes huge difference

It's not just that Alloy is ugly, all the humans in Horizon: Zero Dawn are hideous uncanny valley gremlins.

OP is not wrong. What happened in BotW is unacceptable but it did do one thing; it showed the world how degenerate "male" gamers are. That they love to look at and play the feminine trap, that not only is it okay to watch the demasculinizing of a long standing male hero, but that it's 'great'.

Fuck all of you degenerate effeminate faggots.

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>>383610124
Check my 6

>>383610114
*ignores installbase*

>>383610124
czech my 123

>>383610124
SISSY
LITTLE
WHITE
BOI

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>>383610939
>Normal Link in BotW looks ugly
say that again, faggot

>>383610973
*ignores new ip*

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Fuck these threads
I've barely played Zelda and I couldn't give less of a fuck about nintendo but these fucking threads make me want to hold hands with Link. I want to kiss him romantically while he dresses in cute outfits. It's all you nintenbros fault. Stop brainwashing me into a degenerate homosexual.

>>383611145
*ignores the fact installbase is more important*

>>383611036
>>383610671
>>383609823
>>383609474
>>383609046
Absolutely disgusting and gay.
>>383606375
>>383606512
>>383608118
>>383609130
>>383609381
>>383610124
So beautiful and feminine like a girl. Perfection

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>/v/ has lost all taste in women and now resorts to jerking it to little boys' armpit
Good one Nintendo

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>>383611194
Have some cute Link nendos for your health, boy

>>383611196
*ignores that Zelda has been around for over 30 years. Also on two consoles*

*hides thread*

when will neo/v/ leave?

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>>383611259
>aloy
>taste in women

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>>383611342
>hid the thread
>still posted in it

HMMMMMMMMM

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>>383611247
>Absolutely disgusting and gay.
You've never given any shit when this happened, and now you say you are into trap Link?
Stop being a faggot

>>383606375
I think Aloy is really cute. She just has an ugly haircut.

>>383611438
Your point? It was degenerate then as it is now. Keep faggots out of my games.

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>>383611438
Gerudo link is the only good link

the others are masculine and gay as fuck

I say this as a straight man.

Gerudo link is feminine beauty and cute CUTE!

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>>383610124

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>>383611247
Such bad taste. I didn't want to be exposed to such shitty tastes today.

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>>383611383
It's okay anon

/v/ stop being such faggots for like two seconds and come spoon with me~

>>383610124
Checked

>>383611749
I'm a black man

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>>383611614
You like gerudo Link because he is enough feminine to deceive you.
Link is feminine when he takes off those crossdressing garbs.

>>383611614
>Muscels on trap link
Delete thia

>>383611887
gross

>>383612031
I see how it is

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I have a theory on why /v/ is threatened by HZD:

The game is a hot bed for political and social commentary that have the wrong opinions in it, and people are scared for this shit to go mainstream.

Yeah it sounds like /pol/ but I'm sure I'm right to some degree. It's a bad game, yet so many critics praised it regardless.

>>383612098
Hey polddit

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>>383611924
>that
>feminine

AHAHAHAHAHAH
That looks like a disgusting ass twink, fucking nasty.
Trap link, gerudo link is what a real man wants, feminine beauty without a hint of masculinity.

>>383612247
So I am right.

>>383611259
How new are you?

>>383611438
I want to lick every inch of his little body

no homo

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>>383612287
You are just discriminating same Hylian.
I should sleep right now, since you will say the same shit whenever I refute

>>383612098
It's not a bad game though and you're only saying it is because it has the wrong opinions for you

>>383611887
>tfw every white boy who wants a black guy only ever wants to be violently dominated

It's not fair

>>383611614
Seeing another man triggers you this badly? Goodness. Maybe there's something you aren't telling yourself, anon.

>>383612550
Why is it not fair

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>/v/ can't have a single thread discussing Zelda without resorting to posting porn about Mipha, Zelda, a gerudo, or trap link
>this means there is no good gameplay whatsoever and the fans are feverishly attempting to hide that by posting other things

>you can't have even one Horizon thread without political garbage infesting everything, prompting /pol/ to rear its ugly head
>therefore it doesn't have good gameplay either, since the devs know that controversy stirs up more press and hype for your game than actual good gameplay does

These two games are terrible, otherwise you could have consistent, non-shitposting threads about them. Prove me as incorrect if you dare.

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>>383606512
>>383606686
>>383606826
>>383608118
>>383609046
>>383609381
>>383610124
>>383610671
>>383611438
>>383611614
>>383612287
>>383611614
You're the reason why the white race is dying out.

>>383612946
But Link is not a white boi nor I

>>383609474
Nah don't be fooled. full body blonds chest hair can look invisible at a distance if it's not bushy

BotW was made mainly to appeal to fags and girls. Horizon is trying to appeal to the modern political correctness crowd. It's that simple.

However if we compare the female leads Alloy is still better looking than Zelda at least.

>>383612946
Yeah a couple of irrelevants fucking each other and not having children. Nothing to do with you and your idiot parents/grandparents spending the better part of the last century murdering each other in the tens of millions.

>>383612904
You can't have a single /v/ thread without somebody shitposting. Therefore video games suck.

>>383613432
Only bad video games suck. Good games can have consistent threads.

>>383612946
I'm black, I love it when white bois become little dick sissies. Gives me another hole to fill up with my big cock

>>383613668
name one game /v/ discusses without shitposting

>>383613891
Dwarf Fortress

>>383609915

Legit looks like some inbred hillbilly (male)

>>383612946
It's white people's own bloody fault for inventing the one drop rule. You could just as easily call Obama white as black, but no.

>>383611383
dont talk shit about Tintin

>>383609805
This. It's the reason why J'"""""""""RPG""""""""""s are /v/'s most hated genre, a butchered version of a Western creation injected with cuck poz propaganda.

And /v/ thinks (((Japan))) aren't cucked.

>>383610761
>>383610652
Fucking this. Old /v/ would have called for both games to be removed from store shelves due to sheer degeneracy. Why are you cucks saying it's okay now?

>>383611259
>>383609915
shes not ugly but that haircut and that jawline ruin her.

>>383614845
One furfag/one namefag/one tripfag was all it took for anarchy in 2007. Now /v/ is the cancer. Almost everyone here is gay and gay for animals. Nobody here insults namefags/tripfags. I feel like I'm drowning in a sea of cancer. There's also e-celeb faggotry for days due to the new generation of gamers. Old-/v/ would hate what /v/ has become.

i want to lick Links boypussy

>>383615228
We should fucking rebel. Teach any new faces on this site that both of these games are supremo SJW degeneracy and that they should be fucking pulled for indoctrinating kids into (((transitioning))).

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>>383606375
Just make them pretty. It's not that hard unless you have absolutely no standards. I don't want to look at a nu-male esque dyke version of Lindsay Lohan, but I'm all for trap link as long as he's cute.

>>383614845
>Old /v/
>due to sheer degeneracy
>cucks
uh huh, so you're an oldfag right?

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>>383615337
>I don't want to look at a nu-male esque dyke version of Lindsay Lohan
>but I'm fine with looking at the exact same thing in a Zelda game

Back to >>>/lgbt/ with you, lad.

>>383606375
>This assblasted

lmao

>>383615337
Fuck off SJW. You're the reason Western civilization is collapsing.

>>383615423
Yup. Old /v/ made fun of spineless fucks like you. Faggots who accept (((cross-dressing))) in BotW and think that the anti-conservative message in the new Castlevania Netflix series is anything but fucking disgusting.

>>383615603
Fucking this. Based anon telling cucks off.

Link is dressed as a girl for comedic effect. Aloy is a man because of social justice wars.

>>383615332
Problem is that both games are solid. Horizon has no issues outside of realistic human beings and a few openly gay characters. You know, like real life. Main character is a straight white woman. Possibly bisexual, but that doesn't seem likely. Only agenda the game forces is compassion. There's no shemale bullshit, either.

Can't comment on Zelda, but I find gay Link more offensive. Game's obviously good, even if I'm uninterested.

>tfw traps are into the BBC

sad days.

>>383615337
>Just make them pretty.

Fucking beta. I bet you'd fuck anything in a dress, faggot.

>>383615668
don't be rude.

>>383615703
So in other words, they're pandering to /pol/ by taking time out of the video game to poke fun of traps. Maybe they could make a fun game in a meantime, but I guess that's too much to ask of them.

>>383615842
Fuck off faggot.

>>383615802
Pretty much every femboy, trap, and twink is a size queen. If you go on grindr and your dick is under 7 inches you may as well learn to like bottoming if you want to find sex.

>>383615970
This. Based old /v/ telling fucks off yet again.

>>383615785
Both are equally offensive. Again, old /v/ would have called for both games being pulled. Only nu/v/ supports this degeneracy.

>>383610114
BOTW already outsold Horizon

>>383606375
A man having youthful features and being able to pass as a girl isn't the same as western developers making female characters with entirely male facial structures.

>>383615970
seriously, you're behind a computer, posting on a shit imageboard that is far away from what it used to be and what it was made for, and the only thing you do is be rude to other people that have different opinions on subjects than you? look at yourself lad, you're not going to gain anything like this, start being a better person.

>>383616193
Both are equally degenerate.

Remember when we had GG. If they were still here both games would be called SJW, which they are.

>>383606375
Link looks more like a girl than Aloy does.

DOUJIN WHEN

>>383616115
Old-/v/ wasn't /pol/. Political shit wasn't a big deal in 2007. Furfags got called the fuck out. Lots of tripfag trolling. Lanced Jack was a blight. Shit threads got spammed with gets. I don't remember politics being discussed at all.

>>383616182

What's the numbers like?

>>383612904
That's all baseless conjecture, why would I need to disprove it

>>383616238
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/out/
>>>/twitter/
>>>/tumblr/

Pick your poison nigga.

>>383616393
>this history revisionism

>>383616109
Why though, what's the point, don't they know nigger dicks are dirty and unclean.

>>383614932
The hair is a design choice so she can blend in when sneaking in tall grass

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What happened to /v/? Has Zelda mind controlled you so much that you find faggotry now acceptable? I thought Nintendbros were based?

>>383606375
Except it's played off as a joke in Zelda
In horizon they purposely made alloy ugly to push an agenda

>>383616647
Because getting your butt filled feels gud man, it's just not the same with a small diq.

t. former bottom

I top now tho cause I hit gay death and can't pass as a qt femboy anymore

>>383616393
Thats because the damage happening to Europe and western civilisation hadnt been fully grasped until 2010 or so

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>>383616731
Calls one a joke and labels on an agenda. Faggotry is sill faggotry you fucking faggot.

>>383616735
>Wanting your butt filled with nigger cock

Sad.

>>383616491
But it's true. Try and make a Zelda thread and watch it be immediately swarmed by shitposters who want to talk about trap link and "being farted on by Zelda" and other erotic garbage.

>>383616790
This. /pol/ is the last trace of old 4chan on this site, because they're actually fucking awake to what's happening to our civilization.

>>383616697
Hypocrites: not even once. Shitendrones and SJWonyggers can fucking take a BBC for this.

>>383616731
>it's played off as a joke in Zelda
Oh, it's "just a prank bro."
Mmmmkay, still shouldn't be in there. It's fucking degenerate all the same.

>>383617023
Doesn't matter what color it is as long as it's big senpai. BBC is a meme, they're bigger on average but there are plenty of hung white guys out there too.

>>383616976
This. Degeneracy shouldn't be fucking labeled as a "joke" when considering the context of current events it should be treated as anything but. It's not just a game anymore. This is genuine brainwashing. See >>383609805 for another redpill.

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>>383616647
Because a woman can get off by stimulation of the clit, which is near the entrance of the vagina. You don't need a gigantic dick to have your wiener rub the clit and eventually get her off if you just jackhammer hard enough.

Hitting the prostate is the only way to get a man off without jerking him, and involves spearing all the way through his insides until you hit a spot about like halfway through his actual body.

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>>383615603
>>383615668
>SJW
???
do you know what a nu-male is? i'm just saying if i'm gonna fuck a guy make them a cute girl (male), dykes are the worst thing to happen to the earth and it's why I have to resort to traps in the first place

>>383616735
What the hell is gay death?

>>383617156
Please go back bug chaser.

>>>/lgbt/

>>383616976
>>383617048
Jokes about trannies have always been commonplace in nipland
Also
You say you know the truth about society but if we're doomed to a 1984/Fahrenheit451/Brave New world society then you know it's inevitable
There is no point in knowing the truth about literally anything because the second you know anything meaningful your head is off and you're dead, or you're not percieved as a threat and written off as a maniac

>>383617229
Exactly what it sounds like. Fem gays who hit age 25+ no longer can pass as feminine anymore so they either kill themselves or become masc gays.

>>383617223
>do you know what a nu-male is? i'm just saying if i'm gonna fuck a guy make them a cute girl (male),
You know what I play video games for? FUN GAMEPLAY. Something these two trash heaps don't have. They just have political pandering.

>b-but Zelda has gameplay

Then where's the discussion? We haven't discussed the gameplay at any point since its release.

>>383617303
To gays actually kill themselves over that?

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>>383606375
This is officially the worst thread on /v/. Good job, OP.

>>383617285
>Jokes about trannies have always been commonplace in nipland
Correct. And they were just as unacceptable then. See >>383609805.

>>383617423
>p-people called me out for my degeneracy MOMMY PLS DELET THIS!
No.

>>383613085

tfw blonde but have dark chest hair

>>383617401
I mean, this thread's about this topic in specific. It's not even that big of a deal, it's just the thres topic. I probably wouldn't bring it up outside of here, I'd just play the game and enjoy it

>>383617423
It's either console war shitposting or e-celeb faggotry. Or blatant (usually gay) porn. Nothing else rises to the top. I posted six actual video game threads and got zero (0) replies.

>>383606375
They are both shitty games anyway.

>>383617543
>I'd just play the game and enjoy it
>nu/v/ enjoying a game with tranny propaganda
Typical. Old /v/ would have fucked you up.

>>383617692
People like to get mad instead of having actual discussion. You should try reddit

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>ITT

>>383617285
>>383617048
In other words stop acting like the spearheads of Justice who will lead the world when it crumbles because it won't
It'll only get more and more restricted until the human mind is erased because of a stupid slope we hit back in 50's based on societal progression, which has only led to stagnation in actual progress due to the ignorance of regular people who don't feel like learning about tech or whatever is around them and eat the shit corporations throw at them
Notice how there has been zero actual technological progress that has been widely instated like TV's due to companies simply not wanting to move on, like a candle company calling light bulbs jokes except on an infinite scale
Notice how every year since 2012 has been the same, you get news about big changes that never happen
You're not some superior human above the sheeple for knowing basic, vague political knowledge, even though other people don't
You'll never be the same or the knight of the white race riding towards a better world because there isn't a better world, as soon as the world got into globalism we were all fucked, now that everything is connected

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Superior coming through

>>383617804
I've been here since '07, nigger. Longer than you. I'm not complaining so much as giving a reason for the creation of this thread. The small amount of actual discussion on /v/ is worth the bullshit purely due to freedom of speech and a lack of censorship.

>>383617973
Natural selection is a beauty thing don't you know?

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>>383617792
you ever wonder, if like

people wanted to fuck traps without all that tumblr shit involved? thats ridiculous though right

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>>383612946

>>383617207
But hwy niggers, niggers are ugly.

>>383606375
It's simple, really; girls that look like men are pig disgusting, and boys that look like girls are cute. 2D only, of course, all 3D is PD. why can't you people understand that, does it really trigger you that much that a drawing will always be superior to you?

>>383618003
Anyone can say they've been here for a long time so why should I take your word for it. That meme has been so overdone it hurts to see. You're more likely to get censored here than on Reddit.

>>383606375
Yeah you're a fucking retard
nice post bud

>>383612904
whats there to even talk about in HZD outside of its hamfisted political shit?

>>383618058
When you actively advocate for this over the importance of gameplay itself, then no, that's not an excuse.

>>383617954
To end this, fuck off and let me enjoy my videogames, who fucking cares if some faggots are pushing an agenda as long as the game itself is playable
In the case of horizon and Zelda, they very much are playable and enjoyable
In the case of other games where faggots push their shit down everyone's throat, they tend to be bad because of the fact that any gameplay or features are relegated to praising sjw cultural Marxism bullshit
In Zelda, it affects gameplay for one mission and that's it, and it has nothing to do with praising faggotry and only some ancient nipland faggotry that it seems faggots take advantage of
In horizon, you do have to play as a fuckass ugly bitch for the whole game, but since the camera is usually behind her and it otherwise doesn't affect the game itself who cares

>>383618337
That's what I'm saying for both games. Everyone always heralds Zelda as this cool open world game, but guess what? It's not. It doesn't do a single thing good, otherwise people would be discussing it. The very presence of this thread says that the gameplay is terrible.

>>383606375
The difference is, Horizon character wasn't meant to look like a man.

Link is meant to look feminine when he is wearing that gerude outfit.

>>383618210
That's bullshit. You can't say anything on >Reddit.

>>383617192
Get a load of this guy.

>>383618445
>Link is meant to look feminine when he is wearing that gerude outfit.
Is he also meant to ruin all discussion of the game by having shitposters incessantly post porn of him?

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>>383618210

>>383606623
It's a crossdresser with a beard who acts overtly effeminate, which OP failed to mention.

While it isn't quite the point and laugh crossdressing of older games like say, the X-Naut disguise peach sequence in Thousand year door, it's clearly played for laughs here, rather than to deliver a serious message.

This thread sucks, how am I supposed to get a boyfriend!

>>383617039
Talk about any game that was ever rated highly by anyone and there will be inherent shitposting
The only games without shitposting are older, a but more obscure games, or sequential games part of a series, like Mario kart, Mario party, bloodbourne, counterstrike, etc.
Also, posting dwarf fortress as an example of anything is shitposting in and of itself because the games existence contradicts literally everything

>>383618561
You can't say anything here that doesn't follow the hive mind. Any different opinion and you have a whole thread telling you that you're wrong. You're a fucking idiot if you think 4chan is better the only difference is that there are more traps here

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>>383618056
Well, Kass is just a beauty in general

>>383618696
male or female? You better fucking say female.

>>383618707
>Also, posting dwarf fortress as an example of anything is shitposting in and of itself because the games existence contradicts literally everything
Not an argument.

https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/383530429/

See what happens when you have discussion about the videogamey part of the game? I know it scares you, but this is what it looks like when people have fun with the game part of a game. And no porn, would you look at that!

>>383618707
You're replying to ACfag bro. He'll never listen to you, speaking from experience. He's either a really good troll or genuinely brain damaged.

>>383607994
stop posting my husband please

>>383618624
>Is he also meant to ruin all discussion of the game by having shitposters incessantly post porn of him?
No. That's on the fanbase.

>>383610364
lol

>>383618856
Gee a thread about traps and cute boys, what else would I be looking for?

FEMBOYS>TWINKS

THIS CANNOT BE DISPROVEN

>>383618840
Get back.
>>>/lgbt/8564020

>>383618871
That's not ACfag. He lacks his trademark reddit spacing.

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>>383619008
>Gee a thread about traps and cute boys, what else would I be looking for?

What would your parents say?

>>383619013
yep

>>383619225
Im my own man. They don't matter.

>>383606375
Bruh I'm trying to nut all over Links perfectly smooth ass

>>383619013
I disagree

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>Nintendo
>the least LGBT friendly company
>the most autistic LGBT fan base

Really makes you twink?

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Why is he so pefect

>>383607061
As a nintendo fan, I can confirm.

>>383617192
>This game
>It's not just a game anymore.
What are you doing here, writing promo material for the Virtual Boy?

>>383609805
Why'd he draw the kid to look like Trump? Is this some weird meta-satire or something? From 2012? Can this guy see the future? And in what future does this cartoon start to make sense? And what the heck is FinalFan and why does it appear to have lifted the cover photo from a 70's Playboy mag? Someone answer my questions.

150 hours in and I just discovered you can do spin attacks without holding the B button, god fucking damn it this improved combat by a mile, how come it's never fucking told anywhere jesus christ.

>>383609915
lul, if I didn't know better I'd say that's a man.

>>383620053
Do you ever try different things in a game or do you just do what it tells you?

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>>383619752
>there will never be VN where you can romance Link
Why live

>>383620215

I always do things differently but that's an advanced command imput that hasn't been in a zelda game since wind waker, come the fuck on.

I wish mods weren't so biased and gay as hell. I just reported a thread about 2B's ass that instantly got deleted but this is still up.

>>383619639
Nothing L or T about this senpai

>>383620215

it's a key fucking move and it's not even mentioned anywhere, the only way to discover it is to accidentally trigger it, it's fucking retarded no matter how you spin it faggot

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>>383619637

>>383620407
Chill out I was just asking a question sperg

>>383606375
Crossdressing for comedic purposes have been okay since pretty much forever.

>>383612098
90% of the 'social commentary that have the wrong opinions in it' are assumptions /v/ made about the game that turned out to be incorrect, though

The first cutscene portrays a hard working, honest father who tells the matriarchs to go fuck themselves
Right off the bat the matriarchs are portrayed as screeching harpies, batshit zealots with no understanding of reality. There's exactly one matriarch that's chill and understanding, and the rest are raging assholes that worship a fucking door.

Nine out of ten times Aloy talks about the door-worshipping "praise the all-mother" matriarchical Nora, it's with disgust and anger about how they unfairly kicked her out because they're so tyrannical

>>383608290
I think you mean
>Nintendo

>>383620314
Found the snitch.

>>383606375
It's okay when Japan does it

>>383618058
Remember when everyone was gay for Bridget?

>>383620314
Mods are gay... Literally.

>>383621165
>was

>>383621165
Yea but that was then.

This is now
Everyone is STRAIGHT for Bridget

>>383620536
>Crossdressing for comedic purposes


>>383606512
>>383609381
>>383610771
>>383611438
>>383611614
>>383612287
Haha these are funny and not sexual at all! xD

>>383620945
You're correct but also exaggerating. The only agenda Horizon pushes is compassion. The rest is a story told without any agenda at all. Some key characters happen to be black or female and a one side quest involves a character that's openly gay. The setting is realistic. Gay people exist. Black people exist. Hell, Aloy's teeth are crooked.

>>383617951
yeah because you know how people who watch trap porn want real women
what the fuck is this daft cunt thinking
I guess that's the whole issue though
>thinking
maybe that could also be the reason people like traps? :^^^)

Are Sheika just a different race of Hylians?

>>383621236
Me too, but this shit is a blatant homobait thread.

>>383618425

Negro, there are always threads with about Zelda BotW webms. Hell, there are even threads of the theme of "If you learn something new, GTFO".

>>383621410
Only Nintendo can turn their player base into a bunch ass munching fags.

>>383621796
>Negro, there are always threads with about Zelda BotW webms.
Which aren't about gameplay. It always starts with "omg you can look up Zelda's butt during this one cutscene omg I wonder what her farts smell like hurr durr".

So like I said, no gameplay exists.

>>383609915
That's literally Zac Effron with makeup and a wig