Meanwhile, in Inkopolis /v/...

FUCKING OCTARIANS RUINING OUR STREETS I WISH THEY WOULD ALL JUST DIE

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>>383378829
hey guys look at this picture of my girlfriend

she´s an idol

I think racism is an outdated term used to shame people into not having certain discussions. I think Octarians, particularly black ones, have a long history of criminal behavior and should not be allowed be a part of our society based on their race.

Don't bother calling me a racist as it is a meaningless term as proved by the first sentence of my post.

No I did not take part in any turf wars this week as I was too busy complaining about Octarians online.

>>383378829
WOOMY

>>383379439
Nice Strawman. I too voted for Hilary

>wake up at 11 AM
>Turf War
>lunch
>Turf War
>dinner
>Turf War
>sleep
Another productive day

>>383378829
Who are you gonna vote for in the next elections? I'm going for Donald Clam.
Fuck those Social Squid Warriors.

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is this the /soc/ thread?

>>383379560
Who Hilary? Don't you mean Shellary.

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where is my mom
where is any of our moms

>>383379439
First laugh I'd had from /v/ in a while

>>383379587
CAN'T SLAM THE CLAM, FOUR MORE YEARS

CROOKED SHELLARY WON´T LAST UNTIL THE MIDTERMS

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>>383378829
Hey squids. Do y'all remember this idol. I think I saw her hiding in a sewage grate. Talk about wash up.

You know /v/ would be loser jellyfish who stay inside shitposting bitterly about all those normie inklings and their SJW haircuts and "fun"

>>383379964

Not surprising; shit normally hangs out in the sewers.

>>383379964
I got a blowjob from her last week for $50. She wouldn't let me hug her afterwards though, even though I paid for it. Oh well.

>>383379983
>It another nomiee fresh squid who think he can hangout with us jellyfishes episode
Get out guuuuuuuuuu

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I want to marry an inkling

>>383379964
I have that hat now,
skummy girl came to my shop asking for a kimono and had no money, so I traded her entire outfit for the kimono in hope to sell it for highter on eBAY.
But this PoS just kept dipping popularity and I only sold the dress to some crossdressing fag for even less than the kimono.
The hat I couldn't get rid of.

Anybody want a hat for cheap?

>>383380042
>>383380104
Do we know where her sister is? I bet she fallen even more from grace. Probably sucking squid dicks for just give coins.

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>>383379439

>>383380170
but anon you are an inkling
unless you are a fucking jellyfish then get the hell off my board and never come back

>>383380253
That the main problem would these dried up idols, their merch are completely unsellable after a while. Hope you find a seller soon hat-kun.

>go to Inkstop for the first time in months
>it's now nothing but shitty Off the Hook Funko Plops
What went so wrong?

>>383378829
O C T O P U S S Y

>Need fresh kicks
>Shoe shop has new shopkeeper
>Foaming at the mouth
>Bubble foam all over my new shoes
The fuck is up with this nigga?

>>383380253
If you really want to get rid of it I'll take it for free

>>383380363
i am a prawn

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>>383380486
Forgot pic

>>383379964
I saw Marie at a grocery store in Inkopolis yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
H
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Squidders in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'm, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical insquiderence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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>>383380445
>present year
>Not liking off the hook
What is wrong with you anon.

why can't we just build more hydroelectricity dams so there's enough power to go around that we can share with the octos?
we build these big-ass turf war platforms, but we can't stick some big wheels in flowing water and hook it up to a big copper coil?

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>>383378829
We need to build a barrier reef and MAKE THE OCTOLINGS PAY FOR IT.

>>383380686
>risking lives going near water to give energy to Octoterrorist
Great plan anon

fucking dumb jelliggers trying to skateboard on some broken pieces of wood, you guys gotta come down here and see this it's hilarious

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post best girl

>>383380742
>Building a Reef
>when the octo can just dig under it.

>>383380906
Dude. You need to stop obsessing over that shopkeeper. You weirding out the rest of the customers.

>>383380906
Dude, go to her store right before closing time, if you give her some cash she can hook you up with the best fucking seaweed this side of Kalamari County.
You didn't hear this from me.

>>383380686
Can't really fall behind in building new turf war zones friend

AYO WE WUZ KIDZ N SQUIDZ

>>383380906
>the only good hat shop in town is owned by a Little Snail Academia roleplayer

>>383379436
>Octoling
>>>/out/

>>383379436
Would she die if I pulled on that zipper?

>>383379439
Perfect

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>Turf Waring
>Going Outside
>Having Friends
>Buying shitty clothing to impress friends
>Being "Fresh". What the fuck does that even mean?

Can summer please end so all these Slippery Dicks can GTFO of my /v/ threads?

>>383380906

>girl

I had to bring my grandpa to a retirement facility yesterday. I think he's starting to get dementia, he keeps mentioning an "octarian uprising" happening in a "huge underground world". Didn't we drive away the octarians during the war ages ago? He's starting to lose it I think.

>>383381315
it would be extremely indecent

I miss Callie and Marie.

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>>383380508
sure what the fuck im drunk come over to the shop and pick it up
hope you've got no problem with this though

>>383379587
squids are both social and warlike by nature. that's the whole goddamn reason we have these splatfests

>tfw too weak and lazy to maintain human form
>tfw tentacles too fat to use keyboard properly
>tfw ,maroie is woirtts girkl

>>383381494
No joke. I heard that one idol called Marie said some racist shit as well. No wonder she apparently doing tricks in an alleyway now.

>>383379725
in the fridge

>They're forcing a black octoling as a media face
Who's behind this?

>>383381591
Eww did she ink on her own hat.

>>383378829
Reminder that rich Octolings commit more crime than poor Inklings

I vote for Sump, come at me ink-ton supporters.

>>383381585
Who

>>383381740
I tried looking it up, but I couldn't find any evidence for this.

I can't believe Callie lost the Splatfest, holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of Fishy McBites and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so not fresh right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally inking myself from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck did she lose? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Callie to be queen and fix this broken country (and also step on my dick). I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in Inkopolis???? This is so fucked.

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You guys bought tickets to see Squid of the Opera and Wicked?

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octolings>inklings

>>383381698
>little inkling intimidated by big black tentacle

>>383381801
Fucking newsquids I swear.
They were the hottest shit 2 years ago. Their music was kinda eh but they were entertaining enough to watch on their show. They split up a while back for some reason. Maybe they got tired of their fame or something? No one's seen Callie in ages, and Marie only occasionally shows up walking in Inkopolis Square. I wonder what happened.

>>383381925
>I thought he was polling well in Inkopolis
>he
That was problem. When squids found out that Callie was actually a trap, her poll numbers started to drop. The world is simply not ready for a trap idol.

Okay, which one of you faggotlings stole my Dualies

>>383381925
That was like a year ago, get the fuck over it. They're split up now anyways, who gives a fuck anymore. They were shit anyways, everyone knows Hightide Era makes the best music. I loved their most recent album.

>>383382127
This happen >>383381676
It like that one youtentacles star JonTent. Too much red ink.

>>383382613
*turns into a squid and reapears behind you*
heh... my path canot be blcoked, it can have none but me on it... thats what makes it my pat
*stares longingly at a big cloud(*

>>383378829
Hmm I wonder what squid lolis are into these days...*sigh* I want to feel their butts...

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I wonder what kind of changes they'll make on brushes

from the small tidbits I've seen lately on the new news

they've removed the faster inkbrushes and made the octobrush brush as fast as those

To that Squid who hit me with the roller while we were turf warring I hope you fall in the wrong ink asshole, I lost so much freshness trying to wipe all this off my clothes.

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>>383382332
thats too bad anon I feel for you

meanwhile I just got me a set of dualies what should I play?

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>>383381934
We need more original octoling characters.

>>383378829
Guys I'm new here, how the fuck do I turn into a squid, I keep inking all over the fucking place

>>383381934
back to your cave, sub-inkling

>>383383443
You must to be at least 14 years or older to squid here kid.

>>383383443
just think about it really hard
like that krakenball anime

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Doesn't Marina look a bit weird to you guys? I mean her suction cups are on the wrong side! Tell me I'm not crazy!

>>383384954
naw shes just one of Pearl's slave octos

she makes one wrong move and its SPLATCITY

>>383383443
>>383384725

>>383384954
I miss the squid sisters. They were hotter

>>383385009
Wow, Pearl's doing us a favor by keeping that Octoling under control. I don't know what would happen if she got loose.

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So i went for Turf War the other day and this girl on the enemy team kept trying to splat me and only me. At the end she was all "Wow, you're so fresh, wanna go shopping sometime?" What do, what if she wants me for my coins?

>>383381930
huh neat
the splatoon devs are great at world building

>>383384772
Thanks Anon. I splat on cat, she hiss at penis

>>383385167
That means she's down to squid, you coward.

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>>383385167
splat her and squidbag her into oblivion

>>383385449
>Cat

How DARE you do that to Judd you disrespectful barnacle

Sure It's nintencringe here

>>383380575
"duder"
wtf

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>>383381698
OY VEY

So are we just not gunna talk about that "Special octoling massage parlor" ? The one with the chains and shackles ? We all know whats going on there right?

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>>383385459
>>383385460

Sigh, alright! Still nervous though, this is what im gonna wear.

>>383385730
Why does a fish need a nose? It's not like they can smell anything in the sea

>>383385856
how will she even know itss you if you're covering your face?

>>383385891
I think its like a shovel, to dig through the sand for whatever the fuck sleeps in the sand

>>383385891
its to add extra support when the shark shoots its whole jaw at the prey like one of those boxing gloves in a box

>>383381385
>What the fuck does that even mean?
well, I mean
have you ever gotten that 'not so fresh' feeling?

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>>383385856
>using recon
>not having hacked gear

>>383385895
We shared our splatnet profiles so yeah. I also look like a goober without wearing this.

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What the fuck does he wear

>>383386419
my heart

>>383386419
Man, I love Squid of the Wild.
10/10 by Kotako, even.

Where is Callie?
I haven't seen her since she lost to that whore Marie.
Though I really find that new Squid Sister Pearl hot though.

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>>383379439

>>383386750
Who the fuck is Calle?

>>383386750
Yo you didnt hear it from me but try to catch her after a show, shes known to drag randos backstage for a little RnR after a show.

I hear marinas uncrackable though.

>>383386552
you mean Takoyaki

>>383386750
Didn't think she'd be so assblasted... But there's rumors Callie joined the octolings after that final splatfest at Inkopolis square...

>>383386904
I JUST heard about octolings, what the fuck has been going on? Why weren't we told about them sooner?!

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>tfw Demosplats are trying to take are guns away

>>383386904
>Callie joined the Octolings
>We have a new Octoling DJ

wait, is this all just a foreign exchange student thing?

>>383386904
Come on. That the dumbest rumour ever. A squid idol joining up with those basements dwellers. She might me a washed up star. But I don't think she would go lower enough to suck neet octo dick.

I wanna fuck Marina!

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I put my E-Liter down the other day to take a break from some turf wars to have lunch but after I finished my fried shrimp&chips I couldn't find it. I think someone might have stolen it, I can't find it anywhere and all the squids I ask don't seem to know anything. What should I do? Pic related is me and my E-Liter.

>>383387308
I want /k/elp to leave

>>383379439
>Reddit spacing

>>383387308
I N K O P O L I S
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>>383387475
I just want to find it man, my mother gave it to me as a birthday present when I finally became old enough to play turf wars.

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>>383388085
yo anon thats pretty fucked up
meanwhile my homie just fixed me up with this sickass rifle

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>>383388224
HEY WAIT A MINUTE! Those are some sick duelies, where'd you get them?

>>383388224
fuck off squigger

>>383388224
Wait...

YOU SQUITCH THOSE ARE MY DUALIES AREN'T THEY

>>383388470
its octoling hand

>>383388687
so much for the species of peace

>>383385856
Autism shoes

>>383385167
Its me again, posting from my phone at Arowana Mall, waiting for her, still nervous.

>>383389514
You're just a mad hater cuz i can swim faster in these than you.

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>>383388580
Do they have your name on it?
Quit being jealous of my fab dualies

>>383380603
Marie, who?

>>383379436
I want to put my penis in her vagina.

>Hate filthy octos
>Like Marina
What do?

>>383390221
get Auntie Flow to hook you up with some cactus juice and go on a vision quest.

I still can't believe that Mariefags were so strong during the last Splatfest that they got her to win and BTFO'd Callie eternally, banishing her from our lands.

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>trying to buy splat'n music from squidstop
>cashier laughs at me during checkout

>>383389968
How can a Octoling be so cute.

jellyfish > inklings

>>383379585
Wait, what is it we actually do?
How is our society functional? all I've ever done, all I've ever seen anyone ever do is just turfwar each other and buy new turfwar equipment with money that comes from somewhere... where does the equipment and money come from anyway?

>>383379638
If your looking for some rough inking i think i could help, you experienced?

>>383379725
Cephalopods die after reproducing.

BLOBFISH MASTER RACE

I was splatoon came out when I was 14.

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>>383386419
Squidified Nintendo characters in Splatoon when?

>>383390812
>laughingclownfish.jgup

>>383390659
How fucking addicted have you gotten to turf war, man? You can always get a part time job instead of turf warring.
There's this place behind the turf wars area that's hiring people to get power eggs, but that might be kinda risky. I heard some restaraunts nearby were looking for help.

>>383386057
Does everyone online use hacked gear? Is it easy to do?

>go on /x/
>every thread is talking about "I SAW A HOO-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!1"

Anyone have any idea who Agent 1 and 2 are yet?

>>383391104
they're pretty clearly Splat Tim and Ika Musume

>>383389732
Oh shit, she's here, cant post now, wish me luck squids!

>>383391084
What the fuck is a hooman, anyways?
>>383391104
They don't exist, retard. That agent 3 guy a couple years back was just crazy.
I heard he works at squidstop, now.

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>>383379436
ayo queeeeeen

SPLAT THE OCTARIANS
TURF WAR NOW

>>383391213
I don't fucking know, the drawings I saw look like someone with their tentacles torn off and replaced with bendy, colorful needles

>>383390972
WHAT JOBS?!
I WALK AROUND AND EVERYONE JUST TURFWARS, IT'S ALL THEY EVER FUCKING TALK ABOUT DID YOU KNOW THERE ISN'T ANY RESTAURANTS?

>>383391213
>hooman
A bunch of stupid fuckers who died ages ago.

>>383391260
boner status: gone

>>383391260
EWWW what's that thing on her head?
Not fresh AT ALL
i mean she looks like my gf but ewwww

>>383391315
What, you mean like Spike? Because all that fucker does is loiter around that coffee shop all day with his shitty laptop.
>>383391320
Anon, you can leave the Square, you know. There's more city than just Inkopolis Square.

>>383391414
what the fuck is a boner? some weird fish thing?
we're cephalapods. we don't have bones

>>383391320
there are restaurants you mong
it's just behind that construction vehicle by the square

>>383391558
>>383391590
I keep trying to go to these places and i just black out and am stuck in the middle of the square again.

>>383391213
some dumb squiddo made a load of fake bones and said they belonged to some unfresh nerds ages ago
don't worry about it

>>383391590
you know I heard there's this floating cat thing under the truck

>>383391320
>flyover tourist fag doesn't ever leave inkolopis square
You from splatville or somethin, cleetus?
>>383391665
Nevermind, you're just crazy.

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>>383391281
Gee, I wonder who's behind this post.

Does anyone else listen to Info Wharfs? Sheldon brings up some good points on hoarding food for the inevitable rising water levels.

>>383387480
>twitter arrows

>>383392148
You be trippin, Koi errr I mean Boi.

>>383392167
>Gaia greater thans

>>383392164
Sheldon's a fucking nut and you know it, anon. Have you ever tried buying on of his (admittedly pretty good) guns? The fucker just NEVER shuts up. Dude once had me in there for half an hour because I wanted to buy a Kelpscope, a couple years ago.

>>383387480
>ruining the joke of the thread just because you've been triggered by banter
Get a grip, squirt.

>>383387480
>Not Miiverse spacing

You here the rumors about one of those so-called "humans" skulking around somewhere?

Who /cake/ here?
All icecream fags who picked icecream because they think gelato and froyo count as ice cream, you're all retards.

>>383392631
>>>/x/

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>>383392164
there's only so much water on the planet, meaning there's an upper limit on how much the sea levels can possibly rise. this would be a non issue if we just planned ahead, AND STOPPED USING ALL OUR CONSTRUCTION RESOURCED ON MORE COD DAMNED SPLATFEST ARENAS

>>383392715
But we don't even build places specifically for splatfests any more, man. Have you fucking been in a turf war in the last year? I've been warped to a loval gym for turf wars before.
I'm pretty sure they just slap down respawn pads in random locations, now.

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Yo guys some cat in Inkopolis Square just gave me a SHIT TON of coins.

Should I get a Craystation 4 Pro or a Squintendo Squeltch?

>>383392923
>tfw your primo kick it spot got TURFED
KILL whoever plants these fucking pads around, ruined my best spot. Got my first splatjob there too, this is bullshit.

>>383392940
>not having enough money to buy both
How shit are you at turf war, anon? Be honest.

>>383392692
gelato is gross.
froyo is cool though

>>383379439
10/10

Ever since Spyke stopped doing rerolls nothing has been able to satisfy my horrendous gambling addiction

>>383392692
Do you know how cakes are made though? I happened to catch a glimpse of the recipe in the canteen and saw something called "chicken eggs" in it.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE CHICKENS AND WHERE ARE THEY FROM

>>383393052
Nigga, just go there during the hours when it's not a turf war arena. Don't they give the weekly hours in advance to the businesses there?

>>383393127
Same here, the new kid is cool and all but it just doesn't feel the same.

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I'm surprised that nobody has made an edit of this recently found image from long ago using Inklings first, Octarians second, Jellyfish after that as the disgusting things they are, and the Salmonoid filth as the last.

>>383393202
>Letting the suits tell you when to kick it
How painfully unfresh of you my man.

>>383393174
they're from eggs

>>383393251
I heard it's him and that old Squid Sister's son, but you didn't hear it from me

Guys, don't do hook, it's really bad for you no matter how great the high is. I had a friend who did hook and one day he never came down, he's probably a plate of sushi now, RIP.

>>383392714
Nah home fry, I'm serious. Archaeologists found some weird fossilized creature clutching what could only be a primitive vidya player. There's evidence of Judd being a cat out of time, so why couldn't one of those "humans" do the same?

All I'm saying is, be careful in those back alleys. There's more than street urchins, squiggers and octos to be worried about.

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>>383393052
>tfw i ended up on national TV when I accidentally walked into the middle of a tournament because I wanted to buy some snacks
On one hand, it was humiliating. On the other, it was pretty fucking hilarious to see how confused the yellow/blue teams were about the fact that I still had green ink from my last match.

>>383392415
Sheldon is aware. He sees beyond the Glowbalist agenda and prepares for anything. So what if he really really likes guns. He believes in his products. I mean have you even tried Super Kale Vitality?

So is Sean a cannibal? His food looks an awful lot like he does

>>383393724
Nigga, it's just a gimmick. He designs his stuff to look that way for brand recognition.
Do you even into marketing, squigga?

>>383393448
BUT I COME FROM AN EGG WHAT THE FUCK

>>383393724
Sean is the real Splatoon Mascot

>>383393478
Dude seriously? That's fucking crazy.

>>383393550
This post is trap. You're just trying to hoard all the hooks.

>>383393836
Seems a bit morbid to me, but I guess thats why I hustle turf wars for coins and he's owned several successful businesses

>>383393960
Anon, you know that squids aren't the only creatures who use eggs, right?
Do you know what Crusty Sean's food is made of, or do I need to explain the concept of meat to you?

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GUYS GUYS I GOT A FIST BUMP FROM PEARL AT HER LAST LIVE SHOW, HOLY SHIT.

>>383393960
there's like, at least two kinds of egg, my squid

>>383394175
nope
becoming a seaweedan tomorrow bye

>>383394231
dude that's wasn't a fistbump, you punched her in the face
an easy mistake to make, I know

Should we start slavery for Octarians? I'm all for doing slavery with this sentient race.

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I was doing a little contract work for Grizzco and we found this buried in the ground near the spawnimg grounds.

Anybody know what kind of blaster this is?

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>>383393724

>>383394465
You havent been issued your mandated octo slave for rehabilitation yet? Weird...

>>383394623
Maybe the kids at school would know

>>383394623
I dunno, go ask Sheldon, man. If nothing else, he'll let you test it out on his firing range.

>>383394623
I've seen one of those before. It's a steel blaster. Only faggots and sailors used those long ago, and you don't look like a sailor considering your hand shape from that pic, so I guess that narrows it down.

>>383394623
I think it's called a FAMAS.

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According to some shit going down during a Salmon Run, some guys found a gigantic, absorbing sponge that eats whatever touches it. What should we do?

>>383395042
Not touch it?

>>383394647
Wow humans were so strange

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Got some leaked pics of the new model of N-Zap comin out

>>383395042
ink it and see what happens

>>383395042
>"how do I counter a stove?"

> be me 3 years ago
> doing turf war every day with friends
> at night spending all my time watching squid sisters performances
> no worries, fun everywhere
> fast forward to this year
> squid sisters doesn't exists anymore
> becomed bored of turfwar because of studies
> people are talking about problems like how we treated octolings

I hope that you young people could understand how lucky they are to be young, when did life goes so wrong ?

>>383395198
pretty sure that's a blurry photo of two coathangers on top of each other

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What is up with these damn octo-loving inklings these days? Back in my day we used to lunch those filthy octos. The Octos are a menace, and all you octo-loving traitors are spitting on the graves of my brothers in arms who splatted them back into their abyss after the war.

WOOMY

>>383395140
Thing is, it's constantly growing. Perhaps this could be the ungodly deity Callie sided with that lives in a spiked husk under the abyss, assimilating, eye-blindingly yellow and unstoppable.

>was chilling with my fellow black octo bros
>some guy called us a bunch of squiggers
Why are inklings so racist?

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>Turf War
>My ink keeps going through the enemy and not splatting them
>Teammates suddenly disappear and are gone for the rest of the match
>Enemy team keeps splatting me even though I'm nowhere close to their shots

Anyone else experience this? What is this?

>>383395304
It's called the "Super N-Zap" and the manufacturer changed it from a blaster model to a charger

>>383395312
Hey old man, guess what?
BURST BOMB INCOMING.

You just got your PTSD triggered.

>>383395483
time dilation. the planet's rotation is approaching the speed of light

>>383395483
first taste of premium online

>>383395312
Chill out gramps. These octos were made to bend to the B.I.C

>ITT inklings white bois scared of some BBT

>>383395483
who is this ink skink?

>>383395483
You got heatstroke and started hallucinating, dude. Quit turf warring for a little bit and go get yourself a fuckin' drink or something.

Are both Spongebob Squarepants and Ika Musume the best examples of documentaries of early Squid and Fish life to ever exist?

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>>383395483
When is the last time you played in a Splatfest, anon? Maybe the powers that be are upset

I'll never understand the hate for Octolings, they make my dick rock hard.

Like seriously, they're taller, have better builds, and most of the immigrants are really nice.

>>383380620
You see , I've nothing against the octoling one but I can't stand that ugly little brat and they'll never top the squid sisters
That last splatfest was a mistake

>>383396029
Inklings are just racist
Before the great ink war we used to be chill
Hell there was this old white inklings that kept watching us at octo valley
It was creepy
He's gone now
What the fuck was his deal anyway?

>>383391260
The fuck is that shit on her head?
Where the hell are the tentacles?

>>383396029
It's the jellyfish you gotta worry about.

They're taking all the jobs.

>>383396029
I hear they keep mugging squid boys in alleys at night. Whats up with that? Has anyone seen a boy octoling?

>>383396253
maybe the boy octolings just look the same as girls?

>>383396240
Fair, those fuckers need to go back.

>>383396253
>Amazonian women are making out with guys
Oh no, I'm so concerned. Seriously, ALL octolings are tall and buxom, it's insane.

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>>383395851
Christ so many squibs here. That's Marie, a former idol and splatfest champion. Some say she beat Callie so bad that Callie joined the octolings in spite

>>383396306
lewd

Stay Off The Hook will never replace our TRUE idols, the Squid Sisters. It's been 2 years, I wonder where they went...

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>>383396029
Octo Valley isn't sending their best. They're sending Octopi. With splattershots. And they splat people.
We need to back Donald S. Plat next election cycle, he'll be able to deal with them.

>>383396457
Marie is my idol, but the new girls aren't bad either. She could probably go solo and do pretty well.

>>383396493
Same shit happens every few years, man.

Idols retire and either go broke, start families, or start starring in SPLAVS. Then more idols come in and the cycle repeats

You can't get an Octoling pregnant, right? We're different SPECIES, so it wouldn't happen no matter when you do it.

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>be me
>chatting with my best friend on my Squidphone before I get ready to meet her for some turf war
>everything's great
>finally leave my house and get on the train
>still chatting on Squidphone
>some unfresh squid bumps into me and knocks my phone out of my hand and it falls on the floor
>I can't reach down to grab it, train is fucking PACKED
>some asshole steps on it unknowingly
>he's wearing fucking Power Armor of all things
>my phone fucking breaks under the pressure of this fat fuck
I'm sick of this shit, I hope those squiggers get banned from turf war.

>>383396570
>She could probably go solo
I've heard rumors that she's looking for help to free Callie from the octolings, if I could I'd help her

Ugh, Sheldon won't let me buy a weapon just because I'm an Octoling. Sheldon, you do realize that one of the biggest idols right now is an Octoling? Sheldon, give us a chance.

>>383396892
You should probably get the new Inksung 8, apparently it's more durable. That, and get a case.

>>383379560
You're supposed to stay off the hook, you dumb faggot

>>383396457
thanks friend, she sounds pretty fresh

>>383396749
ABSOLUTELY SQUIGENERATE!

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>>383396948
Does your squidling know you're on her codputor ?

>>383396961
But that shit's so fucking expensive, I could be spending that money on new gear! Besides, I can't fucking find any stores that sell them anywhere.

>>383396749
>>383396948
You two need to go back.

>>383379560
Fucking summersquibs.

>>383396749
You're so screwed. Should have thought before you shot your ink in an octo.

>>383378829
REMOVE OCTARIANS WOOOOOMMMMMMMY

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>>383385583
Or "El Duderino", if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

is it weird if this girl I know keeps pressuring me to drink her ink?

There's some stuff that a lot of squids don't understand:

Octolings =/= Octarians

Inkopolis needs better immigration policies. Octo Valley is a shucking splathole and there's plenty of room on the surface .
Why can't we just all get along?

>>383397169
Do you still have it ? those jellyfish nerds are good when it comes to repair those things
I though that mine was broke forever too after a few hours it was ready to toxicpost

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.

>>383397440
Yeah I've still got it, but I reaaaally don't want to deal with those jellyfish splaggots. But if they can fix my phone it's worth a try. Thanks.

>>383397367
"A deal's a deal and now you have to suck on her tentacles"

>>383397440
>squidphoneposter AND toxicposter
Ah, a fellow squigger of immaculate taste i see.

>>383397572
Ew what is that

Don't you ever get tired of being this fucking pathetic?

Is there still any oldschool rectangular phones out there? Shape of new ones is moronic.

>>383397695
its a tree.

>>383397695
I heard some science nerds discovered ancient lab with those things in tubes. They probably want to use them against octos.

>>383397707
Have a hard time in ranked, squiddo?

Anyone else pre-ordered their copy of The Sunken Scrolls V: Searim? I sure can't wait to play it!

>>383397674
>He doesn't toxicpost while waiting to enter a turfwar
I bet that you're one of those losers playing squidball on their free time

On another topic, did you guys heard about this ? It seems that those "humans" from overseas are getting into a dumb sports called "ARMS" where they're just punching each others, what a pleb race

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>>383381315

Of embarrassment? Yes.

>>383398279
Humans went extinct yeaaaaars ago man

>>383398052
>baskthesda drone
miss me with that unfresh shit senpai
im kiddng, cuttling best race

>>383398052
pls toodarodes hoystard we know it's you

>>383398052
I don't know, but that inkling selling that game is really unfresh and aggressive with his Fallsplat 4 game.

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What did he mean by this?

splatoon sucks ass

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>>383398613
Probably nothing.

Now, what did Marina mean by this?

>>383391260

>give her monkey lips and braids

boner decomissioned

>>383398364
> He doesn't know

Just downloaded the splatfest demo thing. I didn't expect it to let you play the tutorial and wander around the hub

>>383398613
Thirsty ass jellynigga

>>383398769
>I didn't expect a demo to let you play a three minutes long tutorial and wander in a area with no gameplay

>>383396749
I've got some bad news for you, squiddo

>>383398364
Nah brody, my cousin saw some lumbering thing's shadow one day when he was out to buy some new Forge gear. He said it was tall like Spyke, but looked sturdier.

Then again, my cousin also thins that bobbit worms can be friendly and drinks paint (not ink, actual paint), so he's not exactly reliable.

>>383391260
>take a character with no black facial features
>give them black facial features


How to kill a boner.gif

>>383396961
>buying inkshit
Late response, but never fucking buy anything buy inksung. Go for the Jellyplus 3T. Shit's like half the price of the Inksung garbage and doesn't have all the bloatware.

>>383391030
a majority of people do. and yeah its pretty easy if you're not retarded

Dont believe the "Octolings =/= Octarian meme. You cant trust them
>Be me
>Having a nice day
>just bought some fresh ass gear
>Bout to get my splat on
>Some wild octolings walk up to me and 'persuade' me to follow them into an alley
>Get pushed around, tentacles pulled
>Get inked on over and over, they said they were 'octo-washing' me
>Had to spend the rest of the day cleaning up
Stay away from them, you wont hear this on the news.

I hate all these Octoling Lives Matter rioters. They are just ruining Inkopolis.

I don't participate in Turf Wars anymore after our spawn point broke that one time.

Lost a lot of good friends that day :(

>>383399539
>He doesn't want to be inked on by octolings
What are you ? A jellyfaggot ?

>>383399539
>Had a bunch of girls tease you and ink on you
>This is somehow a bad thing

Christ, why are so many of you pussies? They're putting out for free and you're bitching.

I saw a jellyfish earlier, and he was just standing there, staring at a manhole. Sometimes I wonder what's going through their heads. Do they even have brains? They're transparent but I don't see any brains.

>>383391769
Dude youre too good,mewtwo btw was the fresher version anyway

>>383399745
>>383399814
T.never been inked on by an octoling.
ITS SO THICK

>>383378829
Is it just me or is the Inkling Girl's celebration cry "Cum Baby"
I just finished up some Mario Kart 8 and it's always yelling that at the end of a race
"Cum Baby!"

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>>383378829

Guys, I've been dating this taller Inkling for a while, but my friends keep telling me there's something.... weird about her.

Have no idea what the shell they're talking about, and one squid keeps chanting "SMELLY GEET!"

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>>383399917

>>383399917
>ITS SO THICK
And that's the best part!
I'm so used to inkling's ink with turf war that it's not fun anymore

>>383399982
Oh god dude, her tentacles are shreded, what the fuck happened?

>>383399982
Anonymollusk, I think you should be careful. I don't know what that is, but it isn't one of us.

>>383391260
I don't really see the issue here, she looks fine

I swear all of the Charger's I see have some of the worst fashion sense ever.

>>383399982
That's... that's not an inkling, bro.
Call the police or some scientific research center.

>>383399982
Ask her to squidtransform, just in case

>>383400113
The original design is cutesy and young while that's clearly an adult. The clash is too severe.

>>383400117
You don't need to be fasionabluh when you're blasting squids from extreme long rage.

>>383400249
ok now that I can agree with

Is Pearl really a squid?

She's more of a swamp monster if you ask me.

>>383391205
Me again! We went around shops and stuff, bought her one of those fresh looking hairpins. We're at a cafe now and she is away on the phone, she asked me if i'd like to go to her place so she'd show me her gear, what should i expect?!

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>>383396749

Better start earning as many coins as possible before the splatgun wedding.

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Guys a buddy of mine in the SRL found some sort of ancient device in the ruins of some old town from millenias ago. They're talking about making an updated ink version of the device for use in Turf Wars. Thoughts?

>>383400416
>inb4 octoling ruse
>inb4 Anon gets abducted

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>>383400391

She looks like she might be plotting to take over the world.

>>383400416
Obviously she's gonna take you to her place and show you her gear. Pay close attention, if she can consistently beat you in turf wars her gear must be high quality.

>>383400510
>FLUDD
>Flood
>A large wave of water
what the fuck dude, weapons like these are banned

>>383379207
FUCK OFF SQUIGGA, WE HAVE NO POWER BECAUSE OF YOU

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guys i am new in this country , where do i get a job?

>>383400942
I hear the folks over at the Salmon Run facility are looking for help. Why not try there?

>>383400510
I've heard that the Inkjet is supposed to emulate the hovering mode of that ancient device. Not sure if any of it's other modes have been reverse engineeered yet.

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>Octoling girl playing with her phone
>phone falls on the ground and she goes to pick it up
>mfw I see that magnificent ass and cameltoe
feel bad for you redinked faggots you're missing out

>>383401102
Get your own women, asshole.

>>383400942

Damnit, when is President Trout going to build that reef?!

>tfw the rumors of a naughty off the hook tape existing are true
>tfw you've seen it
Working for the suits has its perks.

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It's Sunday. Why haven't you given thanks to our lord and savior?

>>383401429
It better not be just Pearl, man

>>383396749
My sister got pregnant a bit ago, if that's you who got her pregnant,im going to kick your ass at the wedding,double squigger.

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>>383401518
ia dagon, ia hydra, cthulhu woomy

>>383401672
I cant say much about it, but its surprisingly well done. Feels like a "In case of ____ release tape" type deal.

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>>383401518
Fuck off with your heathen god. We only worship our one true god.

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>>383401518

Nah thanks. I recently converted to Neptunism.

>>383402071
>even neptune is afraid

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>>383402071
>>383401518
>>383401920
>Not being crustians
He boiled for your sins you heathens

Should I even waste money on Arms?
Or should I just wait for SPLATTWOON

You squids know that Judd guy? He is all furry and stuff, like what kind of fish is he?

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>>383401518
>>383401920
>>383402071
>>383402437
>Worshiping imaginary sea creatures

>>383402437
>>383402071
>>383401920
>>383401518
Does nobody worship the Fax Machine anymore?

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>>383402437

Ew, no way. I can't stand kosher.

>>383401685
>Octoling
>Kicking anyone's ass when her whore sister gets amnesty through marriage

>>383402649
Just wait. ARMS just isn't fun.

>>383402774
>being made from the antenna of the holy crustacian is somehow more absurd then "We were fish that walked out of the sea"
If we came from the ocean then why do we still have sea creatures?
Crustians:1
Squidthiest:0