ITT: bad remakes/remasters

Crash Bandimeme was never good to begin with.

>>383234010
git

>>>/vg/agdg

>>383234116
This, CB was a tech demo and a shit game, it got overrated to hell and back because of its graphics by Sony niggers because Mario 64 blew them the fuck out
It's the Horizon of the PS1

That lighting seems to imply there's a giant spotlight aimed at the castle.

>>383234010
>hi i watch oneyplays and I think a very accurate remake with small flaws is BAD because some letsplayer on youtube told me so

kys

>>383235486
damn just how fucking mad are you lol

>>383235553
I simply quit playing. Thankfully I bought the disc version so I'll be selling next week
Remaster is completely garbage mostly because all controls are off except on Crash 3

>>383235574
Not at all, I've read Andy Gavin's blog and he's pretty open about Crash being a tech demo and Mario blowing ND the fuck out when it was showed at E3

>>383235486
I don't think I've ever seen a better example of how shit horizon is
I mean, I thought this was a next gen game, but instead it could barely be called a ps2 game

>>383234010
ITT: shit posters that think souls games are hard but rage when they can't beat a game originally played by 5 year olds

>>383234010
That's some shitty materials on that clock.

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>>383234010

God damn it. Remake looks great, but that's not a faithful Slippery Climb what so ever. Worst remade music in the original as well.

The whole game or that level specifically? That level was awful, yeah. The game overall needs some tweaks, but is mostly enjoyable.

>change hitboxes back to squares so no slipping
>fix whatever's wrong with hitboxes which mean that you can get damaged while spinning (I died a lot on the Cortex fight because it didn't seem to register that I span the greens)
>various bugs (a couple of times I've been "pushed" away from the background gradually and died)
>the awful lighting

Those and it's basically a perfect game.

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>>383234010

>>383236623
This is your brain on idpol.

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Fable Anniversary

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>>383234010
That remake has to be the second worst remake I've ever seen, first place goes to New'N'Tasty.

>>383234010
Homeworld.
>amazing new models
>hi-res skyboxes and textures
>better UI lifted from HW2

>balance and scaling lifted from HW2 so frigates and destroyers evaporate under a harsh glare
>weapons model lifted from HW2 using a plain rng instead of a ballistic model like the original, making some of the weapon types borderline useless
>fighters and corvs lifted from HW2 so they think they are an entire wing and they effectively ignore formations in combat, and are incapable of escorting things
>corvettes lifted from HW2 and are incapable of lateral movement, and since HW1 corvs don't have 360 turrets they are incapable of engaging any target not in front of them which there won't be b/c HW2 corvs attack by flying past rather than head on
>enemy ships being salvaged are still valid targets for everything so get destroyed while being dragged back to be captured
>repair frigates behave like HW2 resourcers and must physically "latch" onto thier targets, which removes 90% of thier utility including the ability to repair ships in battle (esp. frigates which really fucking need it)
>utterly retarded dynamic difficulty scaling lifted from HW2 which punishes doing well and planning ahead
>sounds and ship voices lifted straight from HW2 and dropped in unaltered (lol flak frigate captain)

disappointment.txt

But seriously, Silent Hill HD Collection.

Bubsy Twofur was horrendous.

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>>383234010
>Original
>gritty and dark, enhanced by the shitty 3D draw of PSX
>Remake
>All fucking squeaky clean
And it fucking shows here in Op's pic

>>383237990
it's nothing clean, the graphics are Yooka Laylee tier. It's called Unity artstyle

>>383234010
Is that during a lightning strike or is that how it constantly looks?

>>383235553

From what I've heard Oneyplays is praising it more than considering it bad. Think they're mixed or whatever.

>>383238180
Do you think somebody would do that, just go on the internet and post misleading pictures? That's a lightning strike alright.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dchjegWAALg

Looks a lot cozier than I remember, wasn't there supposed to be rain too?

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>>383236623
FUCKING TUMBLR FUCK EVERYTHING
I'M GOING TO DRAW TUMBLR FAG CHARACTERS AS CUTE ANIME GIRLS AND SEE IF THEY LIKE IT

>>383238639
Still looks like trash though. It's blatant they just shove in high-res textures and high poly meshes with no real consideration for lighting, composition, and art direction.

I assume it isn't handled by ND themselves.

>>383234116
fpbp

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>>383235486
This.
Crash, Rayman, Sly Cooper, and Oddworld were all unfun shit.
So was that shitty PS1 Frogger game.

Best PS1 games were Silent Hill, Metal Gear Solid, Parasite Eve, RE2, PaRappa, and Spyro. It's a fact so you're not allowed to argue.

>>383239067
Made by the third party hacks at Vicarious Visions

>>383234010
>>383236414
Looks like fucking Unity assets.

>>383237019
They fixed a lot of the issues in patches. Only major thing they didn't fix was repairs still requiring a physical latch.

>>383239180
>Oddworld is shit
>simon says with a dog and le collectathon dragon are not

>>383238541
They literally said that the remake is a mixed bag.

Just like the original was a mixed bag

>>383239321
You heard me, you piece of diamond in the rough.

>>383239051
I recommend Steven Universe. Make all the girls big-titted anime whores then post it on Tumblr.

>>383239180
>Rayman, Sly Cooper
>unfun shit
>>>/out/

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>>383236623
Jesus, that's some horrific anatomy.

>>383239612
I bet you unironically enjoyed Pepsiman too you little communist

>>383239180
>Oddworld
>Unfun
>Likes PaRappa

You are beyond help

>>383239553
Then write accompanying fanfics with exclusively heterosexual ships.

>>383239715
Name one fun thing to do in Oddworld.

>>383239753
Possess sligs

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>>383234010
I finally got to use this!

>>383239708
I never played it only seen it on sgdq

>>383239906
crash is shit anon not hard to figure out

>>383239180
How can anyone have taste this shit?

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>>383239975
Crash is great anon not hard to figure out

Why are Nintendobabbies so mad at this game?

>>383240095
no it's not it's a snore fest.

Metro Redux sucks flaccid cock

>>383240123
it's not nintendobabies. people don't like crash because they aren't blinding by nostalgia. if this was a new ip everyone would shit on it.

>>383238673
It's raining but the specific pic OP posted is when lightning strikes making it bright as fuck.

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>>383240095
Is this the bait thread?

>>383235553
>small flaw

No, they fucked the controls of one of the first 3D platformers from 1996

No excuses

Have they fixed the physics and hitboxes yet?

>>383240567
the first crash was bad on PS1 and is bad in the trilogy
double fuck up

>>383239180
>likes a ton of great games
>hates a ton of great games
Why do you exist

>>383237990
They did fix Jaws of Darkness due to complaints, but the Sewers & Slippery Climb are too clean

N.Brio is also fucked, no lightning strikes & debris falling from the ceiling

such incompetent artists

>>383240625
Nah, Crash 1 had tight controls, it was just hard, but fair

N.Sane sucks because the devs were very lazy & incompetent, they nagged naughty dog for the level geometry & used a pill shaped hitbox for Crash, so fucking bad

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>>383240853
>Crash 1 had tight controls
No, not really. There's a stark difference between controlling Crash in 1 vs 2.

N. Sane Crash 1 is easily the better game, pill boxes notwithstanding.

>>383240669
>Earth and the Moon don't rotate around in the Jetpack levels

That was such a cool effect. How can a PS4 not be able to handle something so simple.

>>383240947
You like 2 more because it's more easy, 1 had better controls

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>>383240656
I said it was a fact, maybe you thought those games were good because you're illiterate?

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>>383235486
So tell me anon, what games do you like?

>>383241000
I never said anything about which one I like more.

It's a fact that Crash 2 has better control.
I'm guessing you haven't played Crash 1 in a while. It's very of-its-time if you catch my drift.

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A sign of their times

>>383235740
>Itt Gamer girls

>>383241134
Not him as I like CB, but this is such a stupid argument.
>talking about games not on the current agenda will surely disprove him
Eat shit you troglodyte.

>>383241336
Christ HGSS is bad. It's telling that it's one of the most praised games here, shows how underage most of the population is. Only a sinnohfetus could mistake HGSS for a good game.

>>383239753
Get turned into soda

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>tfw crash twinsanity will never have a remake
>tfw the game would never get a chance to function like it was intended to
>tfw all those lost levels and cut content might stay lost forever
>tfw

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>>383239180
Not including Tony Hawks Pro Skater 2

>>383240914
at least someone finally removed the hypocritical big bertha from this image

>>383242835
It wouldn't have been that good anyway.

Just like Enter the Dragonfly. Even if they got it exactly how they wanted it to be, it still wouldn't have been that good.

>>383242835
Go fuck yourself for wanting post-nd trash

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>>383234010
This was fucking trash

the remake is extremely faithful to the originals.
There's no denying that the controls are different, and could use a patch.

But calling it bad is just childish, git gud. Was able to platinum crash 1 and 2 so far in the Nsane trilogy no problem. stop being shit.

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I didn't buy Mario Kart 8, but I feel bad for the ones that did, there should have been at least 4-8 more cups and a few more characters added.

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Are the Crash games any fun for someone that's completely average / bad at platformers?

>>383242987
Fuck you mean
Twinsanity was possibly the best post nd Crash game
It might be trash but hell, I'd rather wallow in it then shit like autism over mutant

>>383242117
Why are most people on /v/ so salty and mad?

>>383243163
no, avoid

>>383242907
That's because it doesn't need to be said to be known.

>>383243163
You'll get fucked up

>>383243163
Crash 2 and 3 are pretty easy for even with average player skill. Crash 1 however will make you hate yourself if you aren't too good

>>383240965
Devs didn't give a fuck/too lazy to do it. I wouldn't be surprised if they turned down that one Naughtdog dev that worked on the originals because he might want to add shit like that.

You know like a proper remake.

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Slow, compared to original, and rather easy. Wasn't too bad as regular game, but shit compared to old Rocket Knight Adventures.

>>383243389
No one at naughty dog even wants to touch crash. "They grew up"

>>383234010
>ITT: bad remakes/remasters

Well thats a broad fucking spectrum anon because thats two different things. I could post "Resident Evil Remake" as a remake, but also post the remaster as a remaster and i could talk about simple HD ports like MGS 2 & 3 on PS3, so maybe we should limit the scop of the thread?

>>383243740
There was one dude that wanted to work on it but they turned him down.

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>>383239051
>I'M GOING TO DRAW TUMBLR FAG CHARACTERS AS CUTE ANIME GIRLS AND SEE IF THEY LIKE IT

But people DO like it.

>>383236892
>New'N'Tasty
Anon please, I'd like to forget this.

>>383236892
fuck off Matthew

>>383243973
I knew one of the devs on this game.

>>383242998
I could have told you that just from looking at the box art. Dumb ass weeb shit

>>383243974
>implying matthew is the only one that hates this atrocity of a remake
I have never felt more betrayed in my life

>>383239180
I actually agree except for rayman, and I do kinda like oddworld but that's honestly due to nostalgia.

>>383243082
It's a fucking porting, not a remake or remaster you dumbtard

>>383234010
This looks like shit, why everything is so shiny and clear when the DA of the first one played so much on obscurity ?

>>383246012
It's a cherrypicked screenshot from the moment lightning flashes during the stage.

>>383243697
That fucking shitty modern teletoon design makes me want to shoot myself.

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http://store.steampowered.com/app/275530/Z/
>Oh cool! "Z" is on Steam!
>it's a fucking port of some shitty mobile phone version of the game.
>They ported an old PC game over to mobile, then ported that back to PC.
...the fuck

>>383239553
>>383239743
underrated posts

>>383236623
>didn't read loomis
>never picked up a god damn anatomy book
>thinks her art matters
I want to harass her, what's her tumblr

>>383239180
Rayman 1 is unfun shit, and so is Crash 1 if you try to do 100 percent. Rest are fine though.

>>383243163
2 and 3 are fine with pockets of brutality. 1 is some save state tier shit though.

>>383239398
They've said several times it's better than they thought it would be, but there's still problems with it. That's a pretty damned accurate description I think.

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>>383239180
>So was that shitty PS1 Frogger game.
Still asshurt I BTFO'd your shit ass thread?

>>383239250
You wouldn't be wrong

>>383247583

>100% rayman 1

Confirmed for never even playing it. Stupid nigger, you need to do everything to even complete the game. There is no 100%

>>383236623
I'm going to save this image to remind relativists that beauty truly is objective. Just by having this filth saved in my HDD will make me feel disgusting.

>>383241336
It's no secret that the majority of the entertainment industry today is pozzed. Especially when it comes to males, they make the most androgynous male looking character ever. You can see the left one is masculine while the right is your family friendly cuck-boi.

>>383248372
you're awful at reading

regards: someone else

>>383236623
>I am so sick of the generic anime designs being forced on every character
>so i'm going to force my diverse and PC designs onto them instead.

Tumblr logic. Makes no fucking sense at all.

>>383248372
Go back to school

Do you think that
"It's really obvious that the game was made using this and that engine"
can be considered a flaw?

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are you people being real here or just talking shit? Because the Crash remake is excellent.

>>383235486
You should get permanently banned. There is a reason a word filter is in place and you are clearly trying to find a workaround the word filter.

>>383241336
I made this image like 8 fucking years ago and I'm glad to see it's still being passed around

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>controls ruined
Just because you can't adapt to the new hitboxes doesn't mean the game is trash.
>looks shitty
It just.. doesn't look shitty. The main complaints are how certain stages don't have the same exact feel, which is true, but for such a faithful remake it's completely negligible.
>it's a shit game
You're a shit person. See how I made an unsubstantiated claim?
>if I'm bad at something you can't have fun
WOAH

>>383235486
SM64 is much more of a tech demo than Crash. In fact, all early N64 games can be put on this category.

>>383251157
If crash bandicoot was originally titled "PlayStation tech demo #16.2: cringe squirrel" I would have still played and loved it. Idgaf what you call it, they are fun games and have a ton of character.

>>383234010
Is this a real screenshot? The stones look like fucking clay and the lighting is abyssmal.

Anyone else think this looks like that toy castle every kid in the '90s played with?

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>>383234010
It looks like that fisher price castle now. Why do remakes always have to kill the original aesthetic? I'll hate to what they do with spyro, or even gex.

>>383235523
It's called the Sun.

>>383252182
It's a rainy level, you dork.

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>>383234010
>>383236414
What a wasted potential

Tetris Ultimate

>>383240853
>Crash 1 had tight controls
And water is dry

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>>383234010

>>383235523
>>383236892
>>383246134

See >>383252098
Don't fall for OP's shitposting image.

>>383254535
Fuck, meant to be

See >>383246134

ITT: BTFO nu-nintenkids by God Bandicoot

space raiders

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All of them, with exception to pic related.

>>383242998
>Bonus Anime DVD Included

dungeon keeper for mobile

>>383236623
Dobson deserves death for his crimes against 2D

>>383235804
you know that SM64 was a tech demo too
does this change anything?

>>383247293
good thing the old version is still playable hnn?

>>383239180 (You)

>>383246932
>bad
nigga u retarded as hell this was great

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>>383246932
filename

>>383239180
I do like all the games you mentioned, even the ones you dislike

But I have to agree Rayman 1 was painful, I would like to see a remake/remaster of it today to see how people would react to it, Crash 1 is a walk in the park compared to Rayman 1

>>383236623
If this isn't a prime example of brainwashing then I don't know what is

>>383234116
The first one was shit, yeah, but the second one was awesome and the third was good.
Even if they were bad, the remakes are even worse because they royally fucked up the controls.

>>383242117
HGSS is objectively top 10 all time

I imagine all these idiots picking up the remaster will sell their PlayStation Originals soon thinking "I already have this, so better get rid of the extra."
Then I can finally find some copies already.

>>383235553
no excuse ,you underage.

>>383242031
Not that anon that proposed that question, but I feel its more of a curiosity of what tickles that anon's fancy after reading what he posted.

>>383240095
This is the kind of opinion that you have to have if you haven't played the genius that is Mario 64

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>>383234010
God of War 1 on PS3. It's literally impossible to open big doors by repeatedly pressing R2. The Dual Shock 3 controller just wasn't working with those QTEs. Its R2 button took way too long to do it.
They fixed it for the GoW2 and PSP remasters, but still left it in for the GoW1 remaster.

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>>383235486
>>383239180
>Now that we lived to see it have some format of modern-day context or relevancy to its existence, can we agree that "[insert topic here]" was never good?

That thread with people shitting on the ps3 (even though I dont disagree with most of the criticism in there) was the same shit.

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>>383239180
You call Crash and Rayman unfun shit while calling a terribly outdated piece of trash like RE2 one of the "best PS1 games"?

>>383242117
stop being a little fucking nostalgia fag

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gen 2 remakes were great

but these games were complete ass. a huge disappointment

>>383261980
I remember that, it was fucking horribly annoying. At least God of War 2 was perfect like you said

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One of these threads again?

Wait, did the controls in the PS1 version not have that horrible input delay?
You pretty much have to guess where you land because you cant adjust mid-air.

I just want tight controls. If I press right I want my character to move immediately otherwise why make a platformer?
Did I get rused?

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>>383234010
>mfw I get the special no death gem on that level on my first try
You fucking noob OP

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No Bioshock?

>>383263621
DESU Remake Cloud looks great. I was fully expecting them to go the animu pretty boy look that he's had for years, but he actually looks pretty cool.

>>383234116
FPBP fuck this board and its fucking dogshit 16 year old taste