>Nintendo Switch has no ga- AHAHAHAHA

lel

I'm glad this game exists. We need more indie games to hop off the 8-bit train.

wtf i love nintendo switch now

Why does the Switch trigger /v/ so much?

Nice, Resident Evil is back on the platform it belongs on.

I saw my friend playing this game at his house and it actually looked fun. It copied classic RE way too closely, but I guess that's the point?

HAHAHAHA

NINTENDOSHITTERS WILL DEFEND THIS


I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>383145575
Is it a normal campaign, or procedural generation shit?

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>>383146117
What exactly is so bad about it that you expect us to defend it?

>>383146057
Dude, most people don't give a shit about the Switch. It's just there, everyone else just enjoying all the better games going elsewhere.

>>383146218
Randomly generated every 30 min till you clear the mystery or something.

>>383145575
looks like a N64 game

>>383146357
B-but I want a game like D, where repeated playthroughs are interesting because you can explore more because you know what to do... Fuck procedural generation

>>383146242
Yet both GOTY contenders are Nintendo games.

>>383145575
>ps1 era graphics
imao

>It's ok when PC does it

>>383146057
Nintendo doing well triggers the Sony fags so much.

The bits flopped yet Nintendos Handhelds always do very well. So they're pretty salty about it. Not to mention Switch is currently on track to overtake the PS4 sales in Japan where Nintendo and Sony actually matter.

Wait, what's this?

>It's okay when PC, PS and Xbox have a shitty low poly game or indie shit

>>383146712
Looks even worse.

>>383145575
Why somebody ported hacked version of PS1 RE on Switch?

Is this the Meme Run of the Nintendo Switch?

>>383145575
I'm just waiting for the Wonderful 101 sequel.

>>383145575
>bing bing wahoo machine 3rd party titles consist of indy shit that looks like it was produced in the 90s

What is this? It looks cool. I love PS1 era graphics.

>>383147569
Reading comprehension, anon.

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>>383145575
I'd buy this honestly

>>383147569
Vaccine! apparently

Jokes on you, I'm actually interested now. Looks kinda cool.

>>383145575
Currently trying to sell my switch with mario kart and zelda.

I can't believe i got so hyped over a system that's already dead.

>>383146057
>Tfw you have a switch and thoroughly enjoy it but still shitpost to trigger Nintendo Fanboys into giving you (you)s

Not saying there aren't any non-idort consolebabbies on this board that don't unironically shit on Nintendo, but I'm probably not the only one who does this and has no problem with Nintendo

>>383145575
Reminds me of that tiger game on PS4.

>>383145575
It's also on PS4 and Xbox.

>>383148013
I'm gonna wait till after odyssey (got a preorder at walmart for $30, then do the same.

>>383146057
/v/irgins expected the Switch to flop. Turns out they were wrong and now they're having autistic fits.

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this is multi plat. Played it on ps4, it was a nice little time waster. Played about 4 hours.

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B-b-but I'm having fun anons...

>>383146057
This is the site that literally sent Nintendo reps birthday cards.

>>383146834
There are no playstation or xbox fanboys. Only falseflagging Nintendo fanboys.

>>383145575
Is this RE? Damn I could use some classic survival horror right now.

>>383145575
I've been on a total classic resident evil kick lately. This looks interesting. I might check it out.

>>383146242
DUDE!

>>383146242
>most people don't give a shit about the switch
Ostrich syndrome, sonybro.

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>>383146057
Because it's a weak console, seeing customers getting tricked by Nintendo makes me sad. That's why it is my job to inform the normie consumers.
It also got zero games, everyone is better off with a ps4
>But muh portability
Grow up, also a vita is much better (and cheaper)
>>383148986
It's a flop

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>>383146057
It's not the Switch but its obnoxious fanbase. We insult the Switch to remind its fans of how worthless they are. u mad?

>>383149590
>everyone is better off with a PS4
But Xbone has better games tho

>>383149128
How is Shephy, I'm thinking about getting it

>>383149590
>a vita is much better (and cheaper)
Not if you want a good sized memory stick, not to mention there's like 3 games on it worth playing.

This game looks fucking terrible and it's fucking disgusting that Steam (lol of course it's on there), PS4 and nitnendo allow this shit on their systems

https://youtu.be/KVHIJ7bjyBk

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>>383149590
Shut up you dumb leaf

>>383149590
>this mf'er thinks mario will fail
Bruh, are you 12?

>>383146242
BRO!

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>>383149590
>SMU
>A 2018 blunder
You can only pick one

>>383151292
Fuck, meant to say SMO

>>383150759
Everyone's standards are low as hell these days and nothing will change until people start fucking dying. I'm not inciting violence but you know what you have to do.

>>383146057
Console warriors are faggots. Feels good to be an idort, though I've got too many games to finish.

Jokes aside, what games does the Switch have to offer to an individual who's over 12 years old and not brain damaged?

The Wii only had Xenoblade, Muramasa, MonHun and Fire Emblem 10
The Wii U only had MonHun which iirc may have been a 3DS port which is just embarrassing
And this thing so far has nothing

>>383150759
>This and bubsy aren't on the Xbone
Does MS actually have some sort of quality control?

>>383151821
>muh mature games for mature gamers such as myself
Ironically, you're talking about being under 12 and brain damaged, but you'd have to be both of these to be a.console warrior.

>>383149590
>Because it's a weak console
all fucking consoles are week

>>383151971
In what way is that ironic? Are you illiterate?

>>383151951
It just came out on xbox. But yeah, MS has higher standards than sony.

>>383149590
206 timeyou posted this

Get yourself checked, autist

>>383150847
Why does Canada trigger non-whites and leftists so much?

>>383146057
/v/ is chronically poor as shit. The average guy here just now bought a used PS3 and has a mediocre PC from 5 years ago.

>>383152069
It came out for the Xbone back in Feb, and I never even heard of the game till today.

>>383145575
>you have 30 minutes to do thing
>with extremely outdated controls that were dropped for a reason
Indie devs need to stop jerking off to older games and realize why newer games don't play like the older ones anymore

WTF PS4 WON!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3vr4El4cmI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM523jjrvf4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Tp_tiDkTQI

NOOOOO!!!

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>>383149128

Oh shit, Shephy got a digital release.

>>383149252
kek, I somewhat fall into this camp
I start a lot of these threads, when I've got over 300 hours in BotW and played more of my Wii U and Switch than the PS4 I got in 2015
I honestly love everything coming to the Switch though right now

>>383146223
>nintenbro
>idubbz fan
no one is surprised

>>383152230
They've had it too good for too long

>>383149590
>vita is much better
made me giggle, based sonyposter

>>383149590
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/image/JuyuBs20_R7a-yUvr6WzxQ/
You really need to kill yourself.

>>383155883
the only people who need to die are the people who police the archive like some kind of sperg-tective

>>383156025
Because it's so hard to copy and paste a post number. No really you're a waste of fucking space. What's the purpose of posting the same thing almost 400 times?

>>383152579
Wtf is going on in top middle right card

>>383156192
A welsh man's dream

>>383156159
that was my first post in this thread, cocknose. I didn't say it was hard, I said it was fucking autistic.


Find a fire to jump in

>>383157217
I'm sure it was blunderfag. Go choke on some maple syrup canacuck.

>>383146057
It is anomalously doing well despite having no good games at all
It still has fucking stupid gimmick shit and yet people are still buying it

>>383157368
Oh, you're just scared because you're lost. Makes sense.
>>>/pol/
>>>/int/
>>>/bant/
P.S. this is now only my third post in this thread, by the way, if you're such a smartass fuckface you'd be able to see that.

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And Nintendbros will still buy this game out of a compulsive need to prop up an irrelevant publisher that's been coasting on nostalgia-bait for the last decade.

>>383145575
Looks like a DS game

>>383157681
>this is now only my third post in this thread
>on an anonymous image board where you can pretend to be anything
Whatever you say, pal

>>383157681
Alright fine you've convinced me. That you're also retarded but not in the same way as him.

>>383149590
>vita is much better
>Vita
>handheld that wasn't even mentioned at e3
>much better

Yeah I love a handheld with no good physical releases and memory sticks that cost as much as the system.

>>383145575
Cool ps1 port.

>>383146057
It's just another shit, gimmicky console like everything else Nintendo makes. It has some good upcoming titles, but that's all you can really say about it.