SGDQ THREAD NAME MY BAND EDITION NOW: Kero Blaster NEXT: Blood

i want to kys myself

>>382998660
>"5 dicks 4 dudes

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Third for I'm going to speedrun Life is Weird

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if you missed the ninja gaiden run here's a handy guide

>>382998764
WUZ

>>382998660
This guy is cringe as fuck, stuttering all over

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reminder

She could kill someone with those fingernails, goddamn

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>tfw if I fall asleep now I won't wake up in time for the playstation block in a few hours but this indieshit is stronger than ambien

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Get hype

>>382998771
why don't you speedrun your life and kill yourself

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>>382998780
biggest memer/10

I fucking love this

>>382998660
So she is confirmed jav model right?
Since when they decided prostitutes are ok on GDQ casting couch?

>>382998771
God damn that line got me so good in the game. I used to be a filthy positive kate poster on /r9k/. Go do it anon. Make it a killing kate speedrun

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>>382998780
Nice

>>382998780
Onimusha and Shinobi were way better

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Ah yes, more indie pixelshit. The best genre of games.

>>382998814
what is this?
i want source on this right now please

traps are as mentally ill as trannies
liking traps is as gay as liking trannies

>>382998814
I hate when that happens to me

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Nice audience

>>382998660
Ayo, this girl is giving me the jungle jibbies.

>>382998780
DON'T CLAP

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>>382998660
Reminder: she was/is a japanese callgirl

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>>382998878

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Poor guy is sperging out so hard.

turtles are dumb niggers

What the fuck is this garbage game

>>382998780
that was a h*ck of a good run

>>382998818
all good runs are in the shittiest timeslots
eurocuck btw

I hate this fag on the couch.

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How can any sane person sit straight for 8 hours playing a game? 8 fucking hours with no food, no water, no toilet.

>>382998851
women (or (((women)))) have different rules for GDQ since the event is run by ultrabetas

We need honest to goodness homosexual organizers to fix this.

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>>382998780
I feel out of the loop

Cave Story is massively overrated.

This guy is dropping all of his spaghetti, holy shit.

Also he is in last place (out of 3 people) for this category

http://www.speedrun.com/kero_blaster#zangyou1

>>382998901
Damn Bigjon looks like THAT??

>game about a frog
>no one has the balls to make a Pepe/feels good man/feels bad man pun/reference

>>382998956
They do it for (you)

>>382998961
Oh god a nice hardcore non faggy gay would be a blessing

>>382998856
Don't you mean n-n-n-n-n-nice...

>Shocking
Up your memegame fucking hell

>>382998956
>sane person
Let me stop you right there.

>>382998956
>8 fucking hours with no food, no water, no toilet.
why would you not be allowed to drink anything? that makes no sense.
I don't know about specifically FFVII but most longer runs also have cutscenes where you can sprint to the toilet if you REALLY can't hold your piss any longer

>>382998945
iktf

this guy with the shit quips is reminding me of chibi


anyone know who the aussie caster was?

>>382999002
>people don't associate everything they see with a fucking meme instantly
whats wrong with them??

>>382998956
I think they had two guys for the last FF run

>>382998886
Explain mental illness to me, doc.

>be Cave story guy
>make a new game

>it's a massive flop

Ahahaha

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>>382998956
I can't wait for people to slowly(quickly) go insane in the threads

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>>382998851
>nigra
>JAV model
say what?

>>382998998
They should probably stop accepting runs that have less than 10 records submitted.

>>382999000
checked
good fucking post lad

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>>382999009

>>382999002

Only underage fags think that Pepe is funny

What does the 'strayan girl who was announcing Ghouls n Demons look like? She sounded cute

>>382999002
are you even looking at the chat, i don't because i filter everything cancerous

>>382999002
fuck off

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>current runner has trap emotes
is he /ourguy/

>>382998998
And 8th for Any%

>>382998965
Ninja Gaiden Sega Master System run from yesterday morning. Dude personified /v/ from start to finish

When he returned later for a Mega Man X6 run he was a lot more calm and all about the game aka not bashing it constantly

>>382999089
See
>>382998901

>>382999091
but this is great exposure for the games :^) lots of people will pick it up now

>>382998956
>Was early in the morning in my time zone
>Tech pushing it further and further back
This shit is eating up more and more of my awake time.

who is the most attractive speedrunner and why is it bubbles

>>382999107
She's fat

>>382999086
I will give half an hour until /v/ gets bored and start circlejerking over anime girls and/or furry shit

why are they playing this instead of kino cave story?

>>382999091
Please no, my favourite run was less than 10 entrants.

>>382998965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cf6WPpkIkw

>>382999002
pepe is toad

>>382998901
>black girl
>living in japan
>is a prostitute
>actually gets clients
Looks like I fell for a /pol/ meme again.
>>382999002
Pepe stopped being relevant a while ago, pal.

>>382999163
That happens in every thread

>>382999136
shit, sounds like fun times, really wished these scammers would get their VODs online faster

>>382999198
THANKS MATE

>>382999002
You think they would reference nazi icons at GDQ?

>>382999212
I meant more than the usual

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>empty hall
>dumb burgers are ruining the event

Apologize

>>382999163
That happened like instantly during the zelda run

>>382999002
This anon must like to pee with his pants all the way to the ground.

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>>382999002

>>382999206
Everyone can get clients, even you

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>>382999214
>my rant
nevermind >>382999196
thanks for the link

>>382999198
Bye bye

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>>382999264

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Can we have a GDQ image dump?

>>382999247
what do you expect when the event coordinators have been sucking all the fun out of games done quick for the passed few years.

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I usually like watching the late night streams because the runner/couch are usually pretty good and the games aren't too bad and over quickly.
But holy crap tonight is bad, none of the games have been good and the runners are boring. Ys was the only decent one so far.

>>382999196
>>382999281
>>382998965
>>382998780
>>382998850
>>382998856
>>382999024
>>382998860
>>382998896
>>382998920
This runner really wasn't very good. Really bland voice, constantly just ragging on the game, very little explanation of what he's doing, and made several huge mistakes during the run. Definitely one of the worse runs of this year.

>>382999187
Was the game actually good?

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>>382999310

>>382999264
o shit

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>he watches speedruns of games he hasn't played

Why would anyone do this?

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>>382999280
>even you

>>382999357
autism

>>382999395
I really hope this isn't a CIS girl

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>>382999310

>>382998892

Pop over to the Pinball Done Quick channel to experience true low energy.

>>382999395
This,nit to mention I only watch WR runs on speedrun.com and come here just to shitpost.

>>382998956
Runs longer than 2h should be banned.
Ain't nobody got time fo dat.

>>382999395
Because ill never play half of these games.

>>382999107
the last two threads had a bunch of pictures of her

>>382999369
Yes, Castlevania Legacy of Darkness

>>382999423
I really hope this isn't a girl at all.

>>382999446
wtf why would that tranny hurt that poor man?

https://clips.twitc(.)tv/GrotesqueStrangeButterShadyLulu

Is this a real tranny or just pretending/ironic

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>>382999310

>>382999493
He's not trans though. Long hair is not trans.

>>382999398
Oh you're a loli?

Then you can't, nobody likes lolis

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There is more than one category for this game.

>speedrunning
>it's actually just playing the game regularly but at a brisk pace
why is this allowed

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>These trannies waste tax payer money to go to these events and hook up with eachother

How does this make you feel?

LITERALLY 3 RUNNERS

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>>382999493
>that tranny

Long hair doesnt make you trans.

>>382999504
twitter is princessproto

>>382999548
Do men really do this?

Just photo random women in the streets?

>>382999565
I am not American so I don't care

why is nobody talking about the Jet Set Radio run? the couch had a troll commentator who actually got kicked off

>>382999198
jesus christ that image is straight nostalgia tier

>>382999548
how can trannies compete?

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>>382999504

>>382999597
I take photos of my female friends feet when they aren't paying attention :^)

>>382999565
Maybe I have a chance

>>382999613
I liked the run but some people hated the dude so people are 50/50 on it.

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>>382999423
>>382999489
Don't be fags

>>382999472
Well why would you want to watch a speedrun of a game you're not even interested in playing?
Why would you watch a speedrun of a game if you don't even understand the significance of what they're doing, what they're skipping, etc.?

The only reason I ever watch speedruns is to see people break the shit out of games I've spend a long time on.

>>382999446
But why did he hit

>I don't do WR route cause it requires speedrunning the game

LOL this guy

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End this run.

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This runner is a total charisma abyss. He's so tense and constantly muttering about every little thing.

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>>382999552
No.

>>382999504
almost pulls off a butt ugly masculine female

>>382999395
Because I unironically get the same out of watching games as I do from playing them.

>new game comes out
>can't be arsed to upgrade my pc or buy a new console yet again
>watch a full playthrough
>get enough info out of it to tell if the game sucks or is good
>discuss with friends as If I played the game myself

Nobody knows.

>>382999613
He didn't get kicked off, he just got a strict warning.

It's obviously creme caramel you fuck.

>>382999674
There's also the fucker only making shitty puns

>he's literally bad at this game

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Anime games when?

I'm sick of normie trash.

>>382999659
niec touhous

>no dragons dogma speedrun

Why even bother watching at this point?

>puns going to continue
NO

>>382999648
sometimes the runner and couch have good bants

>cumfy stream
>cumfy runner
>cumfy announcer
>cumfy game
>come online
>/v/ hates it

Never Change M8s xoxoxox

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"PC - 2014"

Gets me every fucking time. PC master race.

>>382999565
I'm a NEET so I don't care. :^)

>>382999723
God spike really put on weight over the years

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>>382999653
>>382999659
>>382999674
I'm glad someone else is watching this. This is pretty sad. Who the fuck admits they lack the skill to speedrun the game while speedrunning the game on SGDQ?

>>382999613
I watched bits of it. He was just annoying. He was like Chibi level of "I NEED TO SPEAK ALL THE TIME"

>>382999565
I don't pay taxes so I don't care

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"Cringes" to the camera

>>382999597
A guy took a picture of a girl I was dating on the train once, with flash and all.
I don't know why he bothered she was not cute

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>>382999758

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>>382999736
literally just missed one
this is a weeb game too

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>>382999734
Settle down /pol/.

>>382999648

I bet she bullys other grills

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>>382999736
we just had ys origin you dumb nerd

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When is my boy Cosmo run?

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>>382999736
FUCK ANIME

>>382999635
Why not your girlfriend's?

...oh

>>382999762
I was watching it. I still have it on but rewatching the Ninja Gaiden run from yesterday

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>>382999836
The effect is lost with no sound

>>382999504
>protomagicalGIRL
>doesn't look like a girl
>doesn't sound like a girl
Is this nigga even trying? At least Chris-chan tries to sound like a girl.

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>>382999821
>tumblr file name

Kek. I miss old 4chan before pol and other sites migrated in.

The way this guy is speaking is annoying.

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>>382999836
what the fuck

no really

what the living fuck

what has to be fucking wrong with a person

>>382999597
>>382999635

We live in a wonderful age where you can not only check out an attractive person, but you can capture that moment for eternity

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>>382999836

>>382999845
I don't believe in getting girlfriends, girls cost money and I am insanely poor college kid who lives on his own. Plus I am chubby

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>yfw this run is only half over

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>>382999867

>>382999821
>dude in a silk dress

>26 minutes in
>one glitch

>>382998945

At least ESA is just around the corner, with two streams.

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>>382999953

>>382999953
Speedrunner, thai kicku

>>382999952

I know plenty of fat people with hot gfs. Your personality probably sucks.

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>>382999836
Cosmo stopped speedrunning mostly. she does not even have a speedrun account anymore.

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>>382999827

HIPLITS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>382999836

>>382999867
I wish my mom was this nice too.

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Holy shit, literally no big games are being run today.

>>382999836
I wasn't ready

NOT

READY

>>382999952
Some girls like chubby guys. You can do it anon.

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>>382999836
Looks like Cosmo is trying to eat the other one. Maybe intending to consume extra estrogen?

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>>382999953

this game and run are hella comfy

Can you fucks contain yourself and save the dumbass psuedo-lewds for another thread?

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>>383000009
>she

>>382999984
A lot of speedruns of recent games just have less glitches due to the game being properly coded.

>>383000000

?

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>>383000009
>Cosmo stopped speedrunning
Well that's pretty bad damn news

>>382999952
If you were into dudes, I'm sure there are quite a few footfags out there who wouldn't mind someone who's a bit chubby

Totally not speaking from experience

>>382998660
i got banned for saying
>dayyyuuum she t h i cc c AF

>>383000008
I guarantee they have at least some money or a car.

>>382999918
Remember that soylent drink?
That is the effect estrogen has on men.

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>>382999839
I'm an anime expert since 90s, underage faggot.
Didn't watch it since like 2012 though, it's all shit now.

>>383000041
You should hear the audio. It sounds like they are they are trying to suck each others teeth out.

>>383000030
>posting shit weeb meme game

>>383000116
Good. This thicc meme needs to die.

>>383000097
Do asian girls really like this?

Drinking rotten milk?

>>383000030
friday is fucking packed

I don't think I'm going to be able to watch all the runs I want to watch

>>382999918
>getting triggered about two cute girls kissing
What's wrong with you, faggot.

>>383000116
upvoted xDDD

>>383000131

Nope, poor as shit. That is the attitude which will hold you back. You gotta stop playing the victim

>>383000009
he owns the site though

>>383000090
if i could install filters on my eyes i'd probably fuck them with a bag over both our heads

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>>383000097
Bugles or leftover chinese food

>>383000163
>cute
>girls

nice try

>>383000097
yogurt, like this girl

This is just a let's play. Why did they let this guy on?

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>>383000135
>only since 90s

Gaia's kek.

>>382999952
I'm cubby and I have a gf

>>383000091
My favourite feet are my own, they look too good after a shower Not gay though gay guys tend to ask me out alot, also lots of people think I'm gay. I will one day become cosmo

>>383000161
I'm not sure how to answer either of those questions

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>Everyone hating on Kero Blaster because the run is boring
The game is raw and really short but a fun and cheery little experience. It shouldn't be as expensive in my opinion, but it's still well done.

>>383000223
goats don't count

Was Oblivion good?

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>>383000163
>girls

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Bring Raymoo back!

>>383000281
Not even as good as Cave Story.

>>383000281
>The game is raw and really short
>really short

I fucking wish

>>383000161
Nah it's just slime with salty milk and coins flavor

>>383000173
I'm very confident in real life. I just don't try to ask out and hit on girls.
>>383000223
Say goodbye to you money

REMEMBER EVERYONE TO START SPEEDRUNNING KERO BLASTER

>that final boss
BIG APPLE

3AM

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>>383000217
Anime didn't exist before 90s and it was all Disney copy-paste, newfriendo.

>>383000281
That's how it always is.
No matter how good the game is if the runner/couch is bad then it ruins the game.

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>another GDQ without Legacy of Goku 2

Why live?

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My little roachies....

Like pawns....

The string have been pulled ....

>>383000228

So you got some nice, soft feet but you don't wanna even share it with some guys who could appreciate that? Dang.

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>>383000304
Reimu is dead.

>>383000289
A goat doesn't count as a goatfriend

Wut?

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>>383000290
it was WARP 9 AT ALL TIME

>>383000290
It was unintentionally hilarious because the run was essentially a girl bunnyhopping around Tamriel while high on Skooma and punching the shit out of everything

>Advocating drugs
Not funny, can we ban this guy?

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>Banned

>>383000097
oats with berries, as always

HAVEN'T SEEN THAT BEFORE

>>383000290
For the fragment i saw, it was more save/load and see the loading screen than actual gameplay. Not very fun

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>encouraging drug use
Goodbye

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>>383000304
She's too busy

>>383000346
>you money

Exwife took all that so.

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>>382999836

>That highschool-tier making out

Takes me back to poking fun at the happy couples in school who were getting some

>>383000304
Why do anime artists always do this? Newsflash, touhou girls are fucking ugly, they are short, have potato bodies and look like retards

You can't just draw your fetishes, but their clothes on them and call it a day

Who am I kidding, fanboys will scream "Reimu is so sexy!" anyway

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why is he so smug?

>>383000430
>>383000434
what did he say?

>>383000451
>Encouraging drug use
>Literally says "I'm not advocating drug use."

>>383000464
3.5/10

>>383000464
Thank fuck it's over/10

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>>383000464
2/10

>>383000464
run: 2/10

spaghetti: 9/10

>>382999836
If a FtM tranny fucks another FtM tranny does that mean they're gay or lesbians

>>383000464
Not bad 7/10

>>383000464
2/10
Pixelshit indie trash.

>>383000497
He thinks he's so fucking funny with his shitty jokes.

>>383000464
boring game/runner out of 10

>>383000464
Choke/10

>>383000454
Doing what?!

>>383000507

something like
>I don't advocate doing drugs but this game probably will make more sense if you were on them.

>>383000464
2/10

slow game and he was bad.

>>383000464
Boring and had very little exploits

>>383000464
boring/10

>>383000464
was in a different tab/10

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>>382999836
friendly reminder that (You) are still a kissless virgin while Cosmo, a mentally ill, objectively 1/10 FREAK gets pussy everyday

R E A L L Y should make you think

>>383000186
no he was one of the founders of speedrunslive which is a completely different site and just for racing

>>383000346
Just ask one out for coffee or something, it's not that hard. The worst she can do is say she's busy. You can keep jerking off to foot pictures or you can risk the chance to actually touch them.

>>383000523
Gay men

>>383000464
caught the last 5 minutes of it by chance/10

>>383000464
2/10
Feel bad for the guy, he seemed nice enough but it was pretty cringe and his run seemed pretty messy. He probably shouldn't have submitted if he was that new to the run.

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>>383000454
Busy doing what?

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B O R I N G

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>>382999310

>>383000578
I wonder if his little estrogen-dick even works.

Caveman had to get another fucking somersault in

>>383000583
Been there, done that. I don't like being touched or touching people. So girls think I'm just not interested.

Remember to buy MONOLITH a game by your fellow 4chaners

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>>383000578
>(You) are still a kissless virgin
That's fine.

>>382999836
Is Cosmo making out with a girl or a dude? I can't tell.

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>>382999836
damnit why the fuck did I click that

>>383000605
Nursing her mexican halfbreeds

>>383000464
Chiptune/10

>>382998660
>was really looking forward to Blood 2, an hilariously shitty but FUN FPS games of the 90's featuring Quipmaster Caleb
>is, in fact, BLEED 2, a shitty indie platformer
Why did you lie to me, /v/?

Has someone worked out how much twitch will make if 5 million bits are reached?

>>383000097
Depression and anxiety. My parents got in a car crash last night and they're both critical. The hospital doesn't open and I don't know if I can bring myself in to go.

Also a blueberry muffin. Why the fuck am I posting this

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>>383000508
>not advocating drugs

if you're not on life ruining amounts of adderall what are you doing in the speedrunning community????

>>383000523
Fun fact I hooked up two IRL friends of mine who were both FtM. One was "straight" and one was "gay" but whatever happened in that bed was super gay

>>383000690
Why not both at the same time?

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>>382999310

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>bit donations
Are these only a thing because Twitch can pocket some of the money?

So is twitch really making money from the bits donations? They said they get 1c per bit which is what streamers usually get, but bits cost more than that to buy. Pretty scummy desu.

Good gdq is boring right now
what happened to the good times when they ran Kero Blaster and the couchs pun game was on fire?

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What does kissing feel likes?

>>383000719
Please go.

>>383000713

bits are a fucking scam (literally)

did you know twitch makes money off each bit "puchased"?

it's like a fee. $1 isnt $1 in bits, its more like $0.85 in bits.

>>383000728
did the runner mention adderall?

>>383000719
Just fap to tranies and watch speed runs. Also take a fuck ton of melatonin and adderal and ride the sleep high.

>>382998956
I did it when I was eight, played Pokemon Sapphire from start to end

>>383000756
wew

>>383000719

Go. You will regret it otherwise. My older brother died a year ago and I was glad I got to spend moments with him.

Seriously. Go right now. You will regret it otherwise.

>>383000771
Like you've bitten through the end of a cornetto and trying to get the chocolate out.

>>383000678
Then try long distance until you want to feel the soft touch of a girl, stop limiting yourself

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>>383000614
Fuck off with your politics you liberal cunt.

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>>383000739

>>383000771
Have you never kissed your family members?

>>383000464
fuck you I liked it/10

>>383000771
Like sex

>>383000786

Hence why I asked how much will they make, since as you have to pay $1.20 for 100 or something.

>>383000851
That run was the shit

>>383000719
You have to go, Even if you don't think you can handle it.

>>383000756
4chan is the 400th most popular in the world. Millions come on 4chan every month. so yeah, it's a normie website that everybody know.

>>383000771
Soft, warm and amazing.

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>>383000578
>needing a gf
LMAO

is anyone gonna be watching Bleed 2? Ive heard good things about this game

>>383000861
Being from the alberta part of canada I my first kiss was with my cousin, we almost went all the way but were to nervous of her parents catching us.

>>383000771
Here's a good approximation -
1. Buy strawberries
2. Leave them out in the kitchen so that they get to room temperature.
3. Take one of the real big ones and bite into it.
4. With the remainder of the strawberry, start kissing it
This is apparently what kissing feels like.

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>>383000874

>>383000771
It's fuckibg sisgusting, but I only did to ugly girls

why is there so much dead air and interviews

>>383000895
Werster brought up /vg/ at AGDQ 2013

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can I get some (you)s? I'm so lonely

i already masturbated twice to caleb and the feeling hasn't gone away

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>>383000138
Give me the link, boyo.

>>383000885
What run was that?

>>383000930
sauce me up
sauce me up inside

>>383000757
It's to stop people from paypal refunding and damaging relations with paypal or twitch or some shit. Refunds make it seem like the streamers not doing something right.

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>>382999879

>True Lies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcOWMohYTVo

Brilliant. Can someone ITT use this parody that roasts on JLC for one of the trannies in the GDQ?

>>383000756
>games done quick
>binding of Isaac

How?

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>COARSE ARE PEE SEE

>>383000969
Do some bicep curls, will make you feel good.

>>383000756
Weren't like half the people speedrunning at agdq back then confirmed /v/irgins

>>383000771
Wonderful

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>indie game

@383000969
Killyourselffaggot