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CHOKE CITY
first for studio choking
>MLP Tv is a sponsor
Welp I'm done with this if pony shit is a major sponsor
See you lads at esa
It was one of the better runs until he choked.
who has "fuck" clip
What do you think about trans* speed runners?
>person says the most commonly used swear word
>/v/ loses its shit
>>383002281
Don't forget to link it every five minutes to lure as many morons as you can
>>383002304
>i havent ever watched a single GDQ event
why would anybody even submit something this choke-prone
This is the thread
>>383002281
You can stay there furfag
>>383002281
Fuck off furry...
>>383002301
>Drink when you hear Blueglass laugh
too soon anon
>>383002304
>he doesn't know
First time seeing this game
>bonkers boss rush within the first few minutes
>>383002304
>He doesn't know
>>383002340
Well it would have been great if he could actually do it
>>383002363
It was added when he still attended.
I won't remove it.
is this fucking sam hyde on the couch?
>>383002416
Don't think I've even heard of it before but maybe I just blanked it because of the art style
>I fucking hate kikes, niggers and trannies. Why couldn't Hitler win the war?
Hmmmm, I think he's getting banned.
>>383002304
t. Scotty
>>383002301
I don't think anyone could survive past low%
>>383002221
It's major league pinball
>>383002221
>Major League Pinball
>"Badda bing Badda boom get this fucking jewish organization out of my room."
Will he be banned?
reminder every time there's jokes of someone getting banned for the smallest things it actually happens
>>383002221
It's a Pinball speedrun channel.
Major League Pinball. Stop being silly.
>>383002536
heard of the first one, didn't know they made a sequel
>>383002573
Nobody is banned for swearing once.
Didn't think it would but this run has my attention. Lord knows I'm fucking up this Cell fight in Dokkan Battle big time
>>383002336
>>383002380
>>383002425
>>383002539
easiest (you's) of my life
is there anyone making a collage of the hot babes at the event (w/o traps)
>fucking wipe these jew ass niggers from this place
he can say that?
So are these threads entirely /pol/posters complaining about trannies now?
>>383002304
>he doesn't know
>>383002604
i'm sure spikevegeta even swore on the first day, gdq staff only care about "hatespeech"
I want that guys shirt
this boss arena is a blatant ripoff of the punch out stage from smash 4
>>383002541
maybe some stuff from any% need to be move to 100%
or a new categories between any% and low% called 11 exit or No Starworld or whatever.
>The gas chambers were actually showers and Zylon-B is a pesticide
I cannot believe they allowed this to be aired.
>one or two guy is spamming the thread with fake quotes trying to be funny.
Can you stop please. It's not funny, quirky or interesting.
>ok freedom planet guy, take it down a notch
CAVEMEMES IS BACK BABY
Have I missed anything since Twilight Princess started?
the sound design in this game is garbage
game should be called "they BLAND pixels"
>>383002736
who are you quoting?
>>383002604
you end up in mikes blacklist and will never be accepted again
>>383002736
>pass user since 2012
Can you stop please. It's not funny, quirky or interesting.
@383002676
>gain 4 (You)s
>immediately spend them
>>383002692
Just report them, at some point they will run out of viable VPN's.
>Caveman trying to bring the bantz to rap god
Be careful what you wish for
>>383002736
>jealous you didn't have a good one
>jealous you didn't get in the joke on time
Don't b jealous
I wish Touhou had a slot.
i would really prefer if you took it down a notch
>>383002769
The guy who is running now failed and said fuck and he is probably going to be banned.
>>383002736
Hello, neofag
>>383002734
What's wrong with historical accuracy? As long as he doesn't mis-gender Hitler he's all good.
>>383002736
LOL BUT U MAD?!? X>D
>>383002736
>dissing raimiposting
nufag
>WHITE POWER FUCKING JIGABOOS GO BACK TO AFRICA
I didn't know GDQ liked edgy humor. This is way too far!
>>383002680
not a collage but i have a webm of the hottest runner at the event
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>>383002736
>pass user since 2012
>>383002993
alright save for the choke
>>383002993
FUCK/10
>cheering for underestimate
>>383002947
Be careful m8, the fun police now post on /v/ so be careful about your fun levels.
>>383002993
fun/10
>>383002993
2/1 lives
Just woke up
Best runs today so far?
>>383002993
underestimate/10
>>383002993
single-life/10
>>383002993
Cool run /10
Thread ruined by kids who woke up /10
Game looks cool
Shame for the atrocious artstyle
>>383002987
Keep me posted
>>383002993
entertaining despite the death, too bad the art is kinda shit
>>383002993
6/10
Choked, but was entertaining-ish. And now he's banned for being remotely entertaining and dropping a no-no word.
>>383002993
more than 1 life/10 otherwise pretty good, though I enjoy studio running games.
>>383002993
Under estimate/10
>>383002993
Will not be returning/10
>>383002993
7/10
Game's fun, but this category is brutal, especially on Very Hard.
>>383002993
choke/10
whats ur fav gdq meme? :)
>>383002803
There's no rule against making fun of people, this ain't your hugbox
>>383003057
>>383002281
You need to stop.
>Megaman music
Fuck I just finished playing MM8BD, don't do this to me
>>383002993
Died/10
>>383002173
What did he do ?
welp. that's that last we'll ever see of him
>>383003098
Bonesaw
>>383003117
Died and said FUCK
>>383003090
Studio's the only literal our guy that's been going to GDQs for years
>>383003057
>MIGRATE
Oh great, more people smuggling jokes. Fuck off retard.
>I was dying of cancer
>>383003117
said FUCK after he died in the single-life category
>>383002987
I need that in my life
when's rabi ribi?
>>383003131
He said a naughty word
>>383003098
>this is the international choking sign
why do all donations mention cancer
>>383002993
7.5/10
Entertaining, but dying killed it a bit for sure. Still real good, though.
>>383002993
>If I see a tranny I bash his fanny
7/10, Would of been 8 but for the trans-phobic comments.
So, what did I miss after TP?
Why hasn't anyone told these normie donators that giving money to cancer research is a huge scam?
Cancer will never be cured as long as we let kikes continue to run the medical industry.
>>383003117
he said fuckin niggers when he died in his run.
>>383003145
maybe Hitler wasn't that bad after all
>>383002993
just another Studio run of a game that no ones ever heard of, with additional BANNED
>>383003145
Oh I was watching that, guess I didn't catch it
>>383003178
I missed you boy. Haven't seen you since AGDQ
>>383003101
Global rule 3. Been here 10 years, I know my rules.
>>383003178
I want to impregnate a bunny
>>383003098
The crowd got banned too
>>383003258
mental illness supported by the government and friends
>>383003289
me on the left
>>383003289
sad...
>>383003330
give us a shout out, mate
>>383003098
chibi x caveman
>>383003057
>MIGRATE
You mean seek refuge from an oppressive dictatorship in a diverse and tolerant democratic nation?
I wish they would play more LoZ music. Shit is unmatched
>>383003145
>>383003165
clip?
VOD?
>>383003241
>Been here 10 years
And you still think the mods/janitors ever do their jobs? Riiiiiight, and I'm Benjamin Netanyahu.
>>383003241
>Implying anyone follows these rules anymore thanks to redditfags and /pol/tards
>>383003241
tranny jokes are jokes, there's nothing about that. quit being a bitch
Has anyone seen the hollow knight run? Should I watch it?
>>383003098
i like the frog one :D
>>383003374
>le
>xd
>maymay
is it just me or are those Twitch bits pathetically low considering how far into the week we are?
>>383003304
'''friends'''
>>383003241
Where does it say you can't make fun of trannies?
>>383003258
Marilyon Manson really let himself go.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YrJx7W3sRw
Respond
>>383003374
I report, and then from time to time, 5-6 users get banned in a row. So yeah. I seen banned people all the time. /pol/ shitposters are just annoying to see all the time. They are normie as fuck too.
>>383003452
lol
>>383003438
I still don't know what the fuck a bit is so maybe?
>speedrun your game, after thousands of hours playing it
>in front of a million nerds worldwide
>you have to take care of not saying anything that could trigger a bunch of trannies on sight
>you have to avoid saying any "naughty" word from a list of words the sponsors gave you
my run would last for 2 minutes
>>383003234
let's say the janitors weren't able to beat BEX on day 1 of sgdq xd
>>383003258
He looks like man-sized rat
>>383003438
the incentive is retarded anyway since he'd be using fierce deity to fight the boss making it a joke even blindfolded
>>383002752
Just came in, did he really say that?
Well fuck him, I like british man.
>>383003501
Just like the time you got pity sex
>>383003241
>mods enforcing any rules that isn't GR 15
Bleed 2 was great. I don't know what the fuck they were thinking with their schedule. Hey guys I know what we should do at 6pm during prime time! A THREE HOUR """SPEEDRUN""" OF AN RPG. Lets shove all these speed games in at 6am to fit it instead of letting sleepless and Australians have it.
>>383003457
what the fuck
that is some rusky-tier accent
>>383003457
for what purpose?
annoys me everytime
>>383003416
Trans jokes are alright. Constant spamming about Muslims and about how "Trans people are degenerates" is not "jokes". It's just shitposting trying to be edgy, most likely by 15-17 yo kids trying to fit in because of Pepe memes.
When you see the same posts over and over and over, it's just shitty.
>>383002301
>When edobean makes a highpitch poyo
>low% tier
Do you have a death wish anon?
>>383003543
Fuck you I was going to make this joke
>>383003457
please be m y daddy
>>383003543
yeah
>dire dire docks
why are the breaks so comfy
>>383003551
bleed 1 was literally a flash game, it was okay but hardly "great"
Awww these tunes mane
Will this be the first time a massive incentive isn't met if they don't reach their bit target?
>>383003098
1) prefer to be quiet meme
2) wife's son donation announcement
3) that autistic fuck that was on camera and he started doing weird robot moves - i still dont know what the fuck he was thinking
>>383002301
>Drink when you hear Blueglass laugh
Why you gotta do this to me.
>>383003206
GUYS
>>383003549
There's literally 3 rules on 4chan and some generic reasons why a mod will occasionally shit on you. No CP, no porn on blue boards, and no impersonating mods.
Everything else gets enforced at random.
>>383003534
They're friends. He probably meant it in a funny way.
Rap God made fun of someone yesterday, too, so he's not safe from dishing out banter either.
>>383003098
webm related, or the rabi ribi memes
>>383002840
But touhou has dozens of slots, you just posted four
>>383003610
>user10245645213 donated 100 bits!
>user15487954163 donated 100 bits!
>x^n
Why are the announcers so deadpan? They may as well just be reading from a script. It's not like they have that much stuff to say.
>>383003617
Ha what a loser
>>383003563
>"Trans people are degenerates"
That's not against the rules.
>>383003594
but we're talking about Bleed 2
Is this the awful games block?
>>383002993
what did he say
T
an actualy fast game...? for speedrunninng..?
why was the other thread deleted? it was made first!
>>383003709
prefer not to say
>>383003707
I paid money to rent this garbage as a kid.
What's your excuse, anon?
This is from yesterday. Was lazy and only got around to making a clip now.
Protomagicalgirl admits he's a man.
clips twitch tv/RudeObedientWheelRaccAttack
>>383003701
It is.
Go on /pol/ or /b/ if you want to discuss the validity of transexuality. Get off my board with that shit.
>>383003707
Do they even do the awful games block any more?
>>383003707
>tiny toons adventure
>bad
>>383003758
probably because the op image was cropped furry porn
>>383003709
F***
>>383003629
I really wish you could tick which rule you are reporting for.
Because I think over half of the things I report get ignored because the mod simply doesn't know which rule the post is breaking.
I PLAYED THIS GAME EVERY WEEKEND, FUCK!
i LOVED THIS GAME.
I NEED TO PLAY THIS GAME AGAIN.
>>383002363
I swear everytime I hope on these threads there's drama. What happened to blueglass? I swore I saw him earlier in the marathon but then again I was only glancing
>>383003758
Poor choice of OP pic. Mods had to choose one thread to keep, they went with one that is GDQ related.
>>383003772
WHAT THE FUCK
THAT GUY PULLING VAG LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE
IT MUST BE THE CARGOS
Why is Buster thrusting and shaking his hips so much in his idle animation?
>>383003740
Seems pretty stupid, it's not going to be different from a casual playthrough
Hey /v/Tiny Toons or Animaniacs?
>>383003783
Trannies are involved in this videogame event so commenting about them is allowed whether you like it or not. Stop being such a sensitive nancy.
That bunny's idle animation is lewd
>>383003783
Literally none of those rules are consistently enforced, where the fuck do you think you are?
They're tiny
They're toony
They're altogether loony
>>383003783
Do you want to know how i know you're a summerfag?
>>383003783
>my board
It's not "yours" you narcissistic chode.
>>383003826
rofl i had a 350 post sgdq thread get pruned for a 50 post one, i suspect that some of the OPs are salty janitors that can't stand losing the thread war
>>383003841both
>>383003894
its a joke you absolute hecker
>>383003834
Jewish plan to turn white male kids into beta furries
>>383003905
fridge
>>383003905
Please just shut your whore mouth you useless cunt.
>>383003594
bleed 2 wasn't? I remember playing it on newgrounds.
>>383003841
I haven't seen Tiny Toons in a long time, but rewatching a few episodes of Animaniacs recently left me underwhelmed.
>>383003905
who is this goddess
>>383003783
Is that you, m00t?
>>383003758
>why was the other thread deleted? it was made first!
>Spoilered image
>The image itself was shit
>No schedule posted
>>383003905
now comes the fags saying either she is a man, or she is fat
>>383003841
They're both products of their time and can be hard to rewatch/get into but overall I just have more nostalgia for Tiny Toons. Animaniacs had some really great part but also some pretty lame segments that people just forgot about which makes them think the show was better than it was on average.
>>383003862
Discuss the performance, or how they are annoying. Dont start spamming about how you are repressed by them.
>>383003886
Want me to show you how you are wrong?
>>383003865
Please don't anon. You're going to start snek or shantae posting
>Only one PJ run
>>383003934
>>383003936
>>383003947
>>383003923
>hecker
HARASSMENT! MODS! MODS!
>>383003905
>tfw I don't actually find this hot at all
>but I know if it was an asian doing the dancing instead, I'd find this extremely hot
Shit. I might actually be racist.
>>383003984
There have been threads that were just a random pic and "sgdq thread". Formats are dumb.
>>383003984
There was a schedule
>>383004042
Nah, you just have taste.
>>383004007
>Discuss the performance, or how they are annoying
That's what people are doing, people saying how degenerate and disgusting they are and how their ''girly'' voice makes them uncomfortable.
Can you please stop derailing this thread with your irrelevant meta discussion?
>>383004042
here you go then, the original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpXBm8OV46Q
I just got here, what game the other guy was playing? and how big was the choke?
>>383004018
I've seen these webms before and I still wish I knew her name
goddamnit why can't you reverse search webms
>>383003905
i sleep
>>383004018
>bodysuit
YES
This game looks nice
>>383004018
clips like this brings me back again to the same question: who doesn't like women?
it is like even this trannies are trying to get the women body
even twinks
the women body is the ultimate bait of the universe, no matter the sexual orientation or whatever they call it now
>>383004069
There was no link to the full schedule. Just what was on now and what was next.
>>383003905
>>383004018
These moves are shit. Fuck outta here
>>383004042
It's not racist to have yellow fever anon, it's just a fetish
>>383004042
>he can still get off to 3D
I envy you
>>383003817
4chans just a pile of shit and the only way to survive nowadays is to be proactive and filter any faggotry immediately. There is no strength left in the power of hotpockets
>>383003905
>rofl i had a 350 post sgdq thread get pruned for a 50 post one
More people posted in this thread retard.
>>383003457
Please call me a dirty capitalist.
>>383004062
Use a pic of a girl with a THICC brapper next time in the OP. Jannies love em.
>>383004095
>he doesn't know
>>383004069
There was no link to the actual schedule.
>>383003905
Nice moves. here's mine
>>383004095
it's jellybean you retard
>speedrunning a game with autoscrollers
why, at least SMW has cape tricks
>>383004078
No. You discussing the validity of trans people is not video game related. Stop trying to defend it. Just go back to /pol/ with that shit. It's shitposting.
>>383004007
>look at me I pay money to post on 4chan
>>383004091
Bleed 2. Big choke, but still under estimate.
>>383004161
Did he died?
>>383004042
You are extremely low test and beta.
Women don't want you, so you've convinced yourself that you don't want them.
Except for this conveniently distant group that you don't have hard proof for not wanting you.
>>383004161
>>383004161
>i'm getting laid tonight
>>383004130
Don't be gay, faggot.
>>383004138
are you retarded? it wasn't today..
>>383004087
That's a practice hall.
>>383004139
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H96T0zvptG
>>383004219
thanks for the insight therapist anon-kun
>>383003787
Just awful runnersevent
why does he keep asking him if he explain it already when hes on the couch listening to him.....
This wheel sequence made me think, would you consider good game design if a game had its levels being randomly picked by a wheel?
>>383004105
It's one of the better licensed games for the Super Nintendo for sure, as it's made by Konami. I owned it since I was a kid and played the shit out of it.
>>383004253
Post your itty bitty white prick in a chastity cage, please.
>>383002173
No fucking way, caveman was in the Bleed2 run? How did I miss him
>>383004245
where do you expect them to practice choreography? jellybean's webm was in a practice hall too..?
>>383004253
no problem, see me again next thursday
>>383004161
diamond
>>383004161
What a waste fucking whore
>>383004246
please whisper things to my vagina
>>383002294
>>383004303
how could not notice his stache and cut off jean shorts?
>>383004270
For the people watching, you dip
>>383004185
You're the one that tries to make it seem like it's not allowed even though there's trannies on this event, it's not shitposting just because you don't like it. People are going to continue talking about them just like they've been allowed to every single other time and you can do nothing about it because it isn't against the rules to talk about the people involved in this event, just like we have all those ''I LIKE THAT JUMP'' threads that usually reach bump limit even though they're almost nothing but discussing some people's social life.
>>383004306
Sorry, I meant to say 'That's a nice practice hall. The wall colours, door location and general ambience look/feel very nice.
>>383004360
Sorry, i have autism
>>383004303
This year, he really preferred to be quit.
>>383004358
>>383004406
I was half asleep, damn, did he said something funny?
>>383004161
Nice
>>383004306
Please stop posting my mum
>>383004402
What's your speed running name? All your people speedrun yeah?
>>383004396
>but discussing some people's social life.
including making fun of trannies like Cosmo.
>>383004424
yeah
>>383004424
He told a guy on the couch to "take it down a notch"
>>383004469
Soothingplumtea
>>383004396
It's not against the rules to talk about the personalities. It's against the rules to talk about Transexuality in general without any reference to the video game impacts.
which is what half the thread was doing. So yeah, it's against the rules. Keep /pol/ in /pol/.
>>383004424
yeah he's been on the couch a few times and always had good input/jokes
i think hes trying to unmeme himself
i like him
I need help guys. Been trying to think of that speedrun where no one knew what the fuck was happening. It was a pretty old game with no graphics and the guy explained everything, but everyone on mic had no idea what he meant
>>383004281
It would really depend on how you specifically pulled it off, but I can't imagine it could get much better than "slightly off-putting". Unless you want to design a dickload of permutations for levels the bland, no-difficulty-curve feeling would hit hard.
>>383004471
Please stop dead naming. It's not funny, it's not making a statement, it's just hateful.
>>383004542
Stop dude
The art direction in this Tiny Toons game is pretty great.
What's the input for this infinite jump?
>>383004542
are we seriously still discussing this shit?
>>383004342
No.
>>383004572
good post
>>383003629
>Everything else gets enforced at random.
Everything else only gets enforced at random because there are not enough mods and janitors to police an unruly website moving at over 1000 posts per second. I guarantee if it weren't for the meme that the entire website is lawless and faggots like you being afraid of the report button, the rest of the non-/b/ parts of this website would be fucking paradise compared to what it's been since 2007.
>>383004401
oh well yeah, it's EXID when they were big, they had tons of money/funding :D
this guy is a fucking beast
>>383004609
Taking hormones so you can quickly transition from one button to the next.
What are some games I can speedrun with my sister?
I kind of want to have sex with the bunny
>>383004609
5B > 5C > 214A >> 214D
>>383004564
My idea wasn't anything complex, like imagine your usual platformer with 8 or something levels and a final level, the 8 levels would be in the wheel and the order would be chosen depending on how you peform in the minigame (playing the minigame after each level), it would be interesting for speedrunning I guess
>>383004609
A A A A A A A A A A
>repeating of coures
>>383004548
>It was a pretty old game with no graphics
Did someone speedrun Zork?
>>383004640
I should hope so. I get paid to make them.
>>383004693
Buster or Babs?
https://youtu.be/C0X3CLJVMJU
>>383004647
>he thinks 4chan was good prior to that
>>383004663
Those girls could be gorgeous if they knew how to eat and train right.
>>383004007
>please talk the way i want you to or i will report you
why dont you just stick to reddit?
>>383004694
What combo is this you smartass
>>383004548
ZZT
>>383004350
my nigga
>>383004690
Orgasm girl
>>383004741
Moots posts were always fucking savage.
>>383004769
It's a simple midscreen forRagna.
>>383004769
it's a johnny combo for sure
>>383004791
Nice.
>>383004741
Fuck, those wordfilters, that brings back memories.
Sucks that /b/ is just porn and bananas now though
>>383004728
Yes
>>383004690
pretty hot
would have been hotter if heslapped her too
>>383004826
>downloading anime rather than watching it on incognito and then deleting web history just in case
>>383004791
this
So is this game only run by the couch and runner?
>>383004826
the only short-haired girl in a big hat for me is Megumin
>>383004741
I didn't say it was good I said it was relatively better. Or at least I thought I implied that.
>>383004939
and my dog.
>1 hour until The Diddling
So many good games got denied to show kusoge that's not even fun to watch. Is it because of ameritards being obsessed with infantile shit again?
What's this about a reset? What happened?
It doesn't look like he began again?
You guys should follow chibi on twitter. He's in meltdown mode at SGDQ right now
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>>383004956
the only shit that's changed is the memes used.
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>>383005008
>using twitter
>>383005013
Lame game, but good run.
7/10
>>383004970
dont play with my heart
is a PLOK run coming up?
>>383005013
surprisingly good/10
That boss fight looks like an absolute bitch
>>383004829
The fuck, does Johnny have motions on his Dust or are you just dumb?
>>383005013
Awful Games Done "Quick" / Fucking Garbage
>>383005013
better than most runs I've seen so far/10
>>383005013
furshit
>>383005013
goodguys/10
>>383005013
Thought it was going to be shit, but was actually ok/10
>>383005008
Give us a highlight reel or at least a tl;dr
>>383005013
Comfy/10
>>383005013
>>383005030
8/10
>>383005008
lunk?
>>383005013
breddy good/10
>>383002173
Caveman confirmed for being #TooSweet
>>383005013
Nostalgia/10
Really good run.
>my wife
>>383005043
Addams Family
The Firemen
Then Plox
>>383005013
One of the better runs so far.
>>383005043
Yes, at about 9:35-9:40.
>The Addams Family: Pugsley's Scavenger Hunt
>>383005013
Stopped watching, nothing I heard made me want to look back.
>>383005091
>wanting someone to drain your money and time
Just pump and dump lad.
>>383005013
>that nostalgic theme song
>>383005098
>>383005093
oh, lad
NICE
>>383004741
>for over 12 years anons have been subjected to ridicule, shitposting and hate from basement dwelling virgins
Enough is enough guys. We need stricter moderation and harsher punishment for people who break the rules.
>Firemen soon
Oh shit nigga
For you who never played, this game is underrated as fuck
>>383005002
Please respond
>>383005175
>Wikihowto use Incognito
>broke a million bits yesterday
>somehow thing they will gain 3.8 some odd million bits before Saturday
So much for that blind Majora's Mask run unless Mike's money laundering jewery hits new lows
TheIlluminati Only the VAPE MASTER can wear the vape hat, try it. VapeNation
wow the PLOK lads did a lot of side jobs
>>383005196
>"We just got a million bit cheer from anonymous!"
>"Praise the techguys, save the animals"
>>383005196
shit game
>>383005002
>>383005176
He was resetting his position to try a trick again, or something like that. He didn't literally reset the game.
>Aria of Sorrow music
you get shit right every so often GDQ
>>383004281
That's Chibi Robo for the 3DS
>>383005176
it was a joke anon
Debating staying up for Ratchet and Clank
Is the run any fun to watch?
>>383005196
Signing up for twitch seems like an unnecessary step when you just want to launder money.
Why are some runs called "Beat the Game" instead of Any%?
>>383005324
no, not anymore
PLEASE delete this thread, I promised my doctor I'd masturbate less
>>383005365
because using % in a game that doesn't track percentage is fucking gay
>>383004281
It could be cool if it was something like in Deathsmiles.
In Deathsmiles you get to choose the level order, and the ones you pick early on will be easier than the ones you pick later. So basically any level can be played on any difficulty based on when you choose it in your run.
>>383005282
Those anonymous donations that shout out the volunteers.........Mike's jewery at work
What's the official youtube page of these runs? I've missed all of them since I work.
>>383005380
explain. i feel like all bolts will be fun to see
>>383005397
Put on a pair of sandpaper gloves. That should help keep your hands off it.
>>383005432
won't say
>ColonielFatso
Still riding high off that ass whipping he tolled out in Mega Man race last night
THEY'RE CREEPY AND THEY'RE KOOKY
Why does the game have a border
Why is the background blinking
>FAST
now THIS is a speedrun
>This speed
Jesus.
>>383005365
Sometimes Any% involves a credits warp or some bad ending or some shit that gets you to the credits faster and it might be simpler to say "beat the game" for a different category. That or they just chose that as the any% name for some reason.
>>383005462
Or replace your lotion with IcyHot. That will definitely shake things up
Now this is podracing.
>>383005432
I don't think that they've uploaded to Youtube yet but here's a leddit list of vods: https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/6kruja/sgdq_vod_thread_2017/
https://streamable.com/byugu
>>383004281
Virtual Bart did that but also had a chance to randomly take a life off you. If it wasn't for the small chance of death it wasn't a terrible mechanic, but it was let down by the fact that half the levels were boring as hell.
>going so fast the framerates and camera are getting fucked
wow
>>383005324
Yeah AGB is always fun
more like colonelfasto
>>383005559
she is perfect
>>383005397
>>383005559
you know you want to, anon
>>383005559
God almighty
>>383005635
Is she?
>>383005638
I want to impregnate STPeach, I don't care if she's a colossal streamwhore, I would fuck her in front of her viewers
>>383005559
m-more please
why the fuck do you guys shitpost about stupid shit in this thread. why not just go to /b/
>>383005638
RICED
>>383005638
More
>colonelfatso
>is only skinnyfat
>>383005397
>BRRAAAAP
>going this fast
It is just getting my excited for Titanfall 2 on Saturday morning
Really pleasantly suprised by this game. Fast and looks fun.
>boss braps when you hit them
end this
Calling them tesla coils
When they are Transformers
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>383005672
same. i just wish we could see more of that zero suit samus thing she wore
>>383005068
>>383005073
https://twitter.com/ShinyAquana
He's just been tweeting a bunch of emo shit. Here's some sample content:
>I tried to mingle. And when I thought I fit in, I was told that I was really just being annoying. So yeah. No more of that.
>Don't be surprised if you don't see a whole lote of me the rest of gdq. I'm more than likely hiding from people so I don't annoy them.
>I was told I was annoying by several people.
>Was at Dave and busters with several of the speedrun crew, and nearly had a meltdown because I didn't want to annoy them and yeah :/
>>383005559
>>383005638
>>383005662
you fuckers I'm serious, I masturbate so often my balls hurts and one of them even inflated like a golf ball
>>383005678
>Running Man
Wish this was still good.
>>383005279
The two other "big" games they made are Wetrix and Equinox. Too bad they're both shitty speedrun candidates.
>>383005620
the fuck is this game
>>383005828
pics x
meow meow brap brap
meow
>>383005791
someone should ask him if he still likes that jump
M E O W
E
O
W
I haven't watched anything this SGDQ. Has anything good happened? Any runs I should watch?
>>383005828
Anon......I don't think your balls being like that is from fapping. Go to the fucking doctor
>meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
>>383005828
What golfballs are inflatable???
>>383005638
i fucking hate how her movements are based on showing off her butt. She litterally walks like a handicapped person in order to show off her plump ass.
>>383005835
>Wetrix
Got it on my birthday for the N64... Was probably a good game but I could never do anything much with it and barely played it in the end.
Is it actually "big"?
Is that Portaxx from The F Plus announcing?
holy fuck this is the most annoying game ever made
>>383005881
Ninja Gaiden
>>383005846
nah it's cured now but my doc said I should conser fapping less. I had to walk with a cane for 3 months and pretend it was some kind of infection running my leg
Why are cats underwater?
Who the fuck designed this game??
mm yes quite pugsley
>>383005835
plok is such a good games
one of my favs
i still have my copy in mint condition, box and all
Meeeeooow :3
>>383005791
>https://twitter.com/ShinyAquana
who is he talking to
>>383005881
The jsrf run was a banger
>>383005937
>he doesn't like wet pussy
lol look at this faggot
>>383005945
yeaah pur for me you slut
>>383005881
Freedom Planet
>>383005828
that might be an allergy to something you ate or drank you baboon
see a doctor
>>383005845
A hard one partly due to the controls. Game taunts you by giving you infinite continues but you need to start the area over.
>>383004042
She looks great, but sluts are just generally unappealing to me
>>383005958
post pics fag
I had zero expectations toward this game but this shit's hype.
>>383005937
They're wearing goggles and a snorkel
>>383005953
>https://twitter.com/ShinyAquana
I don't know what exactly you're asking...he's just tweeting to his followers.
I hate licensed games now.
>>383005881
oblivion
>>383005881
Onimusha.
TO GET UP HERE
*coughs*
YOU MUST FIRST
*meow*
DO THIS
*braps*
>>383005953
>who is he talking to
I think he's just crying for attention in general. How long until he starts munching hormone pills like candy to get that attention?
About to grab breakfast. Which fastfood place has the best?
>>383005929
Which one was it?
>>383005958
>>383005983
>>383006049
>>383006050
Nice, thanks dudes.
>>383005791
This dude is going to end up shooting somebody.
Also this game sucks and I can't believe people speedrun games like this.
>>383006098
Taco Bell
>>383006098
Dominoes, pepperoni, deep pan, BBQ sauce
>>383005909
Not really, but at least it got GBC and Dreamcast ports. And that sequel on the PS2, supposedly the first PS2 game developed in Europe.
There's a Windows port too. I'd recommend that if you want to give it another shot.
>>383006104
Ninja Gaiden for Mega Drive
>>383006123
oh Taco Bell Taco Bell, product placement Taco Bell
Bonesaw didn't die for this.
>>383006115
>Also this game sucks
Explain
This game right here is exactly why people consider video games for little kids.
Is it just me or does it bother anyone else when they say "not a big deal, small time loss"
I mean it's a speedrun. Every time loss is a big deal
>chibi has a gf and you dont
>>383006098
Jack in the Box.
now that SGDQ is pretty much tranny based, is Narci going to come back to speedrun Zelda? I am legit curious, because i think xe would be very welcome in this new environment
>>383006204
this game is literally the embodiment of brap memes
I hate this run. Speedrunning should never be about playing games quickly for fun, it should be about transexuals and money.
>>383006115
>this game sucks
explain
>I can't believe people speedrun games like this.
what are you talking about? This is a perfect speedgame
>>383006226
Be yourself
>>383006214
is olivia jensen speedrunning this year?
Anything interesting happen after Twilight Princess?
>>383006226
I wouldn't worry if I were you. Whiny autistic fucks like that annoy women with their tears very quickly
>>383006214
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>383006226
>cosmo
>in his current state
>has a """"gf"""" and you don't
>>383006219
If the category is "Beat the Game" you can consider it filler content that you can skip desu
Just came in. Any good runs in the past 8 hours?
So does everyone go to GDQs just to fuck around in their own hotel rooms now? Where is everyone? Shit looks empty and ded.
>>383003821
GDQ staff don't want him on camera because he "takes away attention from the runner".
>>383006285
yea she's speedrunning my dick
>>383006189
its just a dime a dozen shovelware platformer from the 90s with the absolute bare minimum of mechanics to be considered a video game
now that he's playing the later levels though, the movement at least looks somewhat challenging.
>>383006219
Because humans make errors and it takes a while for literally perfect runs. Losing small time somewhere doesn't destroy a run, losing lots of time altogether does.
>>383006269
>go into the deepest depths of gaming
>find a game that almost nobody played and it was dropped on alpha
>play it while recording your gameplay
>WR attempt
>SGDQ here i come
>>383006303
i've never had a gf, but I imagine most of /v/ hasn't also
here's that aus announcer chick jumping into a pool in slowmo
>>383006246
xe doesn't want to leave xis room.
>>383006329
I think they are scared that if they say good morning to the wrong person or enter the wrong bathroom they'll be shot on sight be American Enforcement Police
>>383006327
Bleed 2 was cool. If you've never seen Oblivion done before thats cool but if you have definitely skip. The rest were meh.
>>383006204
People did. The media was so new, nobody really knew what to do with it. Who had time for these things? a game is way more of a commitment than a movie, and for what was considered consumable media, and not a hobby, who else could you market to besides kids? The only groups i can think of is unemployed people or social awkard people who could use all the time they would have spent socializing elsewise. And those groups were pretty small. At the time.
>>383006383
Boobs too big
>>383006329
This year is ded and a leddit thread that points it out gets downvoted by the GDQ police.
>>383006329
They're sleeping.
>>383006219
The vast majority of runs at a marathon, assuming that the route they're doing is even capable of a PB/WR, would probably have been reset within the first 10-20 minutes if the runner was just grinding it out in his stream. No one expects to get a good time live at a marathon, so it really is no big deal.
>>383006329
>8am
>at an event that is primarily NEETS and autists
It is still early there, that being said even prime time it looks pretty empty, to the point I believe they are condensing everyone to the middle to make it look packed
so when will all the banned people get together and start again?
>>383006368
Turn up
Effectively do a lets play of a shit game
Get laughed at by twitch, youtube and trannys at the event.
Do it for free.
>>383006383
She looks better with clothes on
>>383006329
It's 7:58 am locally, people are waking up and getting food.
>>383006383
>Cuts out the splash
Must have been found footage.
>>383006287
My dog took a dump.
>>383006383
I'm convinced the water actually went upwards as it reacted to her gravitational pull
>>383006447
https://twitter.com/nasamarathon?lang=en
>>383006447
Try watching NASA and ESA. Wait, you're here to post memes and don't know shit. Excuse me.
>>383006425
>Boobs too big
That is the least of the problems of "too big" on her
>>383006219
bescause its different from losing a big skip or something. When they say small timeloss, its usually maybe a second or something they lose. You gotta expect that. You cant keep reseting for 1 sec losses, you'd never get anywhere.
>>383006219
Nah since I'm not a sperg and understand that marathon speedruns are meant for entertainment purposes and the only time losses that matter are those that prevent the runner from meeting the estimate
>>383005995
in what way is she a slut?
>>383006383
>so fucking obese she's afraid of wearing sexy underwear
Cice safety belt tho. Thiccniggers will defend this
NEW THREAD
>>383006495
>>383006495
>>383006495
>>383005828
Not kidding, this may very well be testicular cancer. See a doctor ASAP.
>>383006219
Wait a minute..
>>383006527
Man I've watched NES/SNES Mario speedrunners before and they do that. They make one mistake and they fucking reset no matter how far in they are. It's insane.
I've tried watching their streams but its literally watching the first 1/3rd of the game over and over and over, with a complete run once a stream at best.
something wrong with couch guy
>>383006489
There's really not much to see with the splash included
>>383006564
Does anyone have a new thread that isn't from the new thread spammer?
>>383006383
>that slight belly jiggly
>>383006630
Yeah, i guess it depends on the game, how far they are in the run, and how optimized the category is, and also you know, marathon. People who speedrun are pretty nuts desu, i dont see where they get the motivation.
>>383006219
It's a marathon
they can't just sit there resetting every mistake
>>383006329
It's apparently fully sold out, so yeah. From what I've heard the "Streaming room" is the most boring part of the place, there's a bunch of other fun things to do or hang around in and the run is streamed in other TV's around the venue if you do wanna watch.
So people only turn up for the big runs, the rest are dead as fuck.
>>383006814
Hobbys are weird. People play Rust and spend 100s of hours building autistic shit only to have it destroyed constantly.
As long as it makes you happy.
>>383006329
are you fucking retarded? Look at what the fucking time is over there. This has been like this EVER YEAR.
>>383006383
SHE GOT DAT WATER
S P L A S Hid ravage both desu EASY
>>383006546
Anon she can do whatever she wants and I can see why its appealing, but all I'm seeing is a slutty girl pretending to be cute. She looks great, but you can't wear a skin-tight leather suit and high heels, then pretend to be cutesy. The combination just throws me off and strikes me as dishonest. Call me a beta virgin, I don't care.
>>383006435
link maybe? I need some drama
What kind of things do people get up to outside of the streams? I can't imagine this lot are the most social. The smell must be awful.
>>383007798
You have a very bleak outlook on people
Most of the people there are perfectly normal, normies as you call them.
They shower, dress well and generally aren't carrying a tin of spaghetti in their fanny packs.
A lot has changed since 2015, it's not just a hall with seats and monitors and everyone sorts themselves out in their rooms. Now you have stalls, cafeterias, arcades and setups for people to play together.
Doesn't stop people bringing a console and renting a family sized room and holding their own little tournaments but generally you're well sorted out.
>>383004161
I spit out my food