If Coco is from the future in Crash Bandicoot 2, why doesn't

her brother is crash. she knows how to work a computer but she is probably just as stupid as he is.

>>382953736
I would commit crimes of a sexual nature on Coco

>>382953736
Because she's from the future. She already knows Crash is going to succeed in beating Cortex without her intervention.

But she's also a kid, so she also wants spend some time having fun with her big brother on his adventures.

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>>382955264
This is a fucking adorable post

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>>382953736
Lore thread?

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>>382953736
She wants to avoid creating a paradox that might cause less cute bandicoot girls to exist

Because Crash would just stare at her blankly and not understand anything she was saying

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>>382955668
ok

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>>382955873
actually, it stands for nerd
Cortex was abused by circus performers in his childhood.

>>382955825
I always knew the black and green haired girls were the best.

Anyone know a spot I can farm lives relatively mindlessly in the first 10 stages of crash 2? I'm still adapting from 100%ing crash 1 and I wanna farm up a nice stockpile while I master my jumpslides.

If Cortex created Crash and Tawna, where did Crash's sister, Coco, came from?

>>382958042
Tawna's crotch. She is both the lover and the mother of Crash the Bandicoot.

Cute Bandicoots

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>>382958042
Technically both Cortex and Brio created them.
Brio perfected the method for evolving them, Cortex programmed their brains. As far as we know Tawna and Coco didn't get programmed.

As for where Coco was in 1, she was probably somewhere in the castle when Crash raided it and was freed off-screen.

>>382958242
How?

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>>382958242
Tawna left Crash for Pinstripe after the first game. Ungrateful bitch used our boy and his gems like an orange ATM.

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>>382958534

>>382958534
Speaking of Pinstripe, his boss fight (area, model, animations) looked really nice in the remake to me. moreso than the other bosses did.

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>>382958332
Brio just wanted to make Bandicuties. He mostly signed on with Cortex to further their research, and kept Coco hidden when shit started to hit the fan.

>>382958838
It's literally his office. Dude is CEO of Cortex Power (the doctors' nuclear power plant on the third island) and in charge of security.

>>382957252
>young Neo Cortex was held down, the iron was red hot, the whole school branded on his bulbous head so he would never forget that everything just thought of him as a freakish nerd, less than human
Wow

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N.Brio is /ourguy/

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Reminder that Cortex canonically got laid at least once and also did Chernobyl with Brio

>>382959947
I wish i could bring cute furry girls to real life.

>>382961040
Ok?

>Watch a video of all the death animations
>All the more brutal Crash animations didn't have a Coco version
>Check the comments
>"Many of Coco's deaths just used the angel death animation while Crash had unique animations"

What the fuck is the point of playing as Coco if not to see her get burned to a crisp, cut in half, flattened, inflated, eaten by lions, etc.?

>>382961201
Be glad Coco even got the animations she has, because they wouldn't have accepted them back when the original games were made.

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>>382959947
Brio is a chill guy
Gin is a workaholic
Cortex is an asshole boss

Can a human and Bandicoot find love together?

>>382961758
What about Tropy?

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>>382962158
Refined but smug asshole who thinks he's smartest guy in the room. Understandably so, considering his line of work but at the end of the day he's no better than Brio or Gin at what he does

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>>382962142
yes

Do you think VV didn't add a Coco's introduction cutscene or retcon just because they are lazy or because they didn't want to change the ND games that much? o legal limitations perhaps?

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>>382962448

if she warns him she might prevent the event that caused her to go back in time and warm him.

>>382962448
>>382962585
But this is incest

What happens when you play as Coco and the cut scene plays where she talks to you?

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>if you idle next to her in warped she'll join in the dance and laugh when crash drops the wumpa fruit on his head

More like bandicute

>>382961201
>if not to see her get burned to a crisp, cut in half, flattened, inflated, eaten by lions, etc.?
Because some people find that hot, and turning on little boys with videogames is bad juju.

>>382953736

Because her coming back to the past fucked up her future because she's a dumb shit.

Isn't it kinda depressing that they'll just die out one day? There aren't more humanoid bandicoots so they'll never have offspring. Unless they have sex with each other, haha

>>382955825
What was Cortex even doing? He's just up there creating some kind of furry harem for himself

>>382962462
Maybe they wanted to but didn't know how? The original Crash trilogy was one of the best platformers of its era, those were some pretty big shoes to fill.

If I were in charge I would have probably gone turbo autismo with references and subtle tweaks. For instance: An Uka-Uka cameo in first game (you go through his temple, after all), name drop Gin or Tropy before their proper introductory games and even references to post-ND titles (for instance: concept art of kid Cortex and his parrots al a Twinsanity). Also, secret Fake Crash boss for Warped.

In any case, it's probably for the best that they didn't.

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I'm glad Crash is alive.

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>>382963428
Brio, not Cortex. Read your bible, he wrote it.

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Why was she spying on a married human couple?

>>382957252
>Crash can never kick Cortex out of the Wumpa Islands or else they'll blow to smithereens

>>382962462
All things considered, I don't think it was laziness. They might've been too afraid to make too many big changes since they wanted to preserve the original trilogy's legacy as much as possible.

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Should I buy the new Crash game, /v/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoLWDoAH6T8

>>382963792
>>382963464
Yeah, that was y guess too. What was even ND actual explanation for Coco tho?

>>382963769
She was playing uncharted 4 at the point where they play crash 1.
That's meta

>>382955825
It goes Platinum>Gold>Silver>Bronze you dumb fuck, how the fuck do you get that order backwards?

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>>382963860
of course it respects the rules

>>382963769
Coco has a thing for Nathan and humans in general

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>>382959947
>Yes it is I, N. Brio!
>My name sounds like fetus, hmm.

>>382963919
They needed a female counterpart for crash because japan.
After they got rid of Tawny they added coco as a replacement.

>>382955668
It missed out the part where AKU AKU is Plank from EE'n'E

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>>382955825
I don't get it

What benefit is there for platting the game? They all have the same ass.

>>382962142
only if they make a baby

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>>382962885
>mfw the selfie idle animation

christ I was not ready for such cuteness

>>382964038
But nothing inside the lore right?

>>382963769
>uncharted 4 on PC
sonybros BTFO

>>382964186
Cortex and Co were sick of adults for their half animal fuckpit so they made coco.

>>382955668
It missed out the part where it's revealed that Aku Aku's mask is carved from the same wood that composed Aku, the long-since slain Deliverer of Darkness.

>>382963496
god I want the video to this.

all google source goes to a bunch of dumbass tumblr pages

>>382953736
Was this explanation necessary?

Did we really need a reason for why Coco is joining Crash in the remasters but not the original?

>>382964382
source is tumblr, my man
http://nentindo.tumblr.com/post/155495323335
the vid has sound here

>>382962142
Love isn't a real thing. It's just a word used to shelter kids from their parents arguments because they are too young to understand the financial responsibilities of keeping a kid and living with the bitch you accidentally knocked up. Card companies latched onto this to sell shitty cards and gifts and movies use it to sell sexless smut to middle aged women and pre-teen girls

>>382964430
Cartoony reason for a cartoony game? sure why not?
It's pointless, but it is as pointless as including her in the first place.

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>>382953736
How do you guys feel about Crunch?

I really liked the idea of Crash and Coco having an adopted older brother. Definitely made the three of them (and Aku Aku) feel like a blended family.

>>382964961
Fire crunch is best crunch

>>382964961
A bit bland, but I liked him as a concept. Crash characters have always had that kind of cartoonish niche to them and Crunch helped complete the bandicoot power trio.

>>382964961
All the best Crash Bandicoot games do not include him.

>>382964961
He could've been a great addition for sure. He was a little too generic in Wrath of Cortex, and everything after (pre-reboot) completely ignored the 100% ending. Post-reboot gave up on what little character he had and turned him into a useless Mr. T in Bandicoot form.

He needed to show up in another game to flesh him out more. I do hope we see him again, at least.

>>382964561
well I'll be a son of a gun

>>382965230
>A bit bland
Were you still following the series when they made him into a blatant Mr. T parody?

https://youtu.be/y7cOCnl5pvw?t=10m59s
10:59

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>>382965236
He was in Twinsanity though
If you look closely, you can see him on that tiny island surrounded by sharks, right next to Fake Crash

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>>382964961
>play Wrath of Cortex
>Aku Aku says you can seal the elementals with five crystals each
>four elementals, twenty crystals
>final boss fight
>wonder what's going to happen now that all the masks are out of commission
>get hyped that Crunch would use Uka Uka's power
>nope, just rehash the four masks' basic elements

As much as I like Wrath of Cortex, it completely ruined Uka Uka and Crunch for me.

i want to wear coco on my dick

So... what's Naughty Dog's take on the remake? Because didn't the creators hate the newer Crash games that Activision made?

>>382965403
Don't get the wrong idea, I mean bland in a "clean slate" way. He was brainwashed for the bulk of WoC and had potential to grow. Wish Radical hadn't retooled most of the cast, everyone who wasn't Cortex or Brio was too bombastic and annoying.

>>382965630
They like it.

So is it cannon that coco wants her brother's cock?

>>382965446
That's only a brief cameo, and even if you count it it's the exception to the rule sorta thing.
But really every bad, or sub-par, Crash game has Crunch as a major character.

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>>382965829
No, she wants N. Gin's missile

>>382965446
He was also at the very beginning in Crash's "Birthday party"

>>382961201
It was a rushed inclusion at the last minute they only did because of fan requests. She can't be used in Crash's gimmick levels and vice versa because they had too many animations to make for both characters in time as with a ton of death animations. If we're lucky they might finish those animations and patch them in at a later date, but that's just speculation on my part.

>>382961201
At least we get to see her skellybones

So you're telling me that some scientist made a bunch of furry waifu for the sake of his own pleasure?

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would you have sex on a coco feets?

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>>382966701
/ourguy/

>>382965829
Crash is barely smarter than a regular bandicoot. He probably humps Coco from time to time. Gets real intense when she's in heat and she doesn't notice.
She just takes it. You just can't get mad at a retard relative

>>382965630
Are they even the same guys anymore? Haven't most of the Crash development team left?

Her name is Coco and she is the sister of the crazy brother Crash Bandicoot. Her brother Crash is of the crazy bandicoot on high adventure. They have fun times and wumpa apples for all. They love each other so much. He is a man now.

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>when you finally 102% Crash Bandicoot and you're allowed to have fun again

>>382955517
When I was young I saw her as a cool older sister who'd be really chill and do stuff with you for some reason.

>>382966737
>4 toes
Disgusting

>>382962585
Cortex looks great besides being yellow but what the fuck is up with Crash's face?

>>382962660
*tracking your ip*

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Anyone else feel like the mutant games were severely underrated both in gameplay and in humour? Mind Over Mutants cutscenes are amazing and also pretty fucking funny imo but everyone still hates those games, they had a lot of style and even if the new gameplay mechanic was kind of random I thought it was still a really fun game I haven't played them since I was a kid though

>>382953736
Why is her right booby unstrapped?

>>382967297
>underrated both in gameplay and in humour
Yes

The character designs were just sinful though and it's completely understandable why Crash needed to die after that.

>>382967439
Yeah that's really the only complaint I can agree on and probably the main reason people didn't want to play them.

>>382966947

Try all of them.

>>382967217
She better with 5?

would anyone care to explain why cortex is yellow?

>>382967297
Yeah in a alternate world they could've worked out like Sonic Boom. In hindsight they probably should've had a show instead of games. Mind over Mutant is a boring game though a complete downgrade from Crash of the Titans with mindless backtracking and more misses in the jokes especially out of cutscenes.

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>>382967439
I mostly agree, but Titans!Nina was cute

shame they made her such an annoying little twit, though

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Is there any chance they give more death animations when they release the DLC?

>>382965446
Wait what is that island in the back

>>382967840
Would bang

>>382967753
Everyone is. 4 digits is only for animation

>>382966947
I might be very wrong here, but I'm pretty sure Naughty Dog actually retains a lot of their dev team compared to other companies.

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>>382967767
He always had a yellow tinge in promotional art. They added that to his model in Warped, and subsequent games kind of overplayed it.

>>382967783
Was MoM a downgrade? I thought it was better because it had more characters but I don't exactly remember. I definitely remember hating the backtracking though, iirc the game had little to no fast travel things

>>382962823
it switches in Crash

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>>382967767
it's because he's from simpson world.

>>382967767
He looks better yellow.

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What the fuck did they do to the tiger levels from 3?
I can't control this fucking thing, the base speed is too slow and the speed up is too fast
I have never struggled with these levels until this remaster
Also the water jet levels controls are also fucked but I've always been bad at those

>>382967767
Because he's asian duh.
How else would he be so smart

>>382967884
I hope. Does anyone have a Webm of coco being electrocuted?

>>382967297
I didn't play Mind Over Mutant, but I remember the humor in Titans being really bad. Coco shouting about pancakes for some reason and Cortex saying "I'm like in a hovercraft or something". The gameplay was fun enough, but should have just been it's own IP.

im a straight male but damn is crash hot

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Woah!

>>382967098
This.

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>>382967892
Madame Amberly's Academy of Evil. Lorewise, Cortex attended it before he fucked off to High School with Brio. It's also where he sent his niece after she developed a soft spot for the animals he experimented on.

>>382964961
I hate him.

>>382968137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_5Gvv__jJ8

rewatching now, say whatever you want to say about the humour but I love watching these cutscenes

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When they rerelease the game, did they had this insane advertisement?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLdQczq3NMM

>>382968007
N Brio is gold in MoM but gameplay wise it is worse. Too much backtracking and boss battles were complete jokes. Besides when it came to characters you had Coco with her jimmy neutron voice butter fetish Crunch as discount Mr.T and Aku Aku as discount Grim.

>>382968418
>Coco with her jimmy neutron voice
She's been voicing Coco since Wrath of Cortex, actually

naughty dog
>crash, I'm your fucking bro for life bruh, I'll protect you and guide you to a bright future on the wumpa islands, my nimwitted son

rare
>eekum bokum fuck you dumb bear and bird eat my shrivelled british humor dick come and have a go if you think you're harde enough

Which company did 'native shaman ally' better?

>>382967990
>They added that to his model in Warped
No, in Warped he's the same color he was in the previous game, they just made his N brown instead of metal. This carried over to CTR.
The first game to make him yellow is Wrath of Cortex.

>>382968398
They did something replicating them but it's not as funny. You can probably just google "crash n.sane commercial"

>>382968281
>He hates it

>>382968363
The cutscenes were an interesting stylistic choice, but the tone and humor still didn't fit Crash. If I had to guess they wanted characters and scenes to be more animated, and did it to compensate for hardware limitations or lack of an inhouse animation budget.

>>382968418
>>382968481
>Coco with her jimmy neutron voice
>Aku Aku as discount Grim.
It's actually a product of bad voice direction. Coco sounds better in the N. Sane Trilogy, as does Aku-Aku

>>382968609
Oh god, the fur actually faded away

>>382968418
>Aku Aku as discount Grim
Being voiced by the actual Grim will do that to you.

>>382968481
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ESdz2rgp6RM I know but it took a very different turn for some reason. Even with the same voice actor you have plenty of different performances

Why does N. Brio and Koala Kong weren't in CTR? Does ND hate them or what?

>>382968794
They were supposed to be, but couldn't fit because hardware limitations. Oxide was unplayable for similar reasons

>>382967767
Iron deficiency

>>382968609
>it's not as funny
You grew up, you little BITCH

>>382968363
>that Aku Aku
wtf did they do to him?

>>382963923
>>382964215
She's watching a Let's Play

>>382968418
I like the voices :(

Thank fucking god you can die in bonus levels and still get the special gem in Crash 1. Jesus.

>>382968702
What tone IS supposed to fit crash then, if you look at the first games it doesn't have much humour besides kind of lol random

>>382964215
you can actually remote play PS4 on PC

>>382969178
>What tone IS supposed to fit crash then
Its supposed to have "Looney Tunes" humour

Thoughts on Crash Tag Team Racing? I remember the game being really fun because you have elements of 3D crash and then you have fun racing bits

>>382969356
that's giving it too much credit, Looney Tunes humour is actually pretty clever. You might be thinking more of "slapstick" or something

>>382969178
>>382969356
One of the creators said he was supposed to be between "playing it straight" and "ironic" whatever that is supposed to mean.

>>382969452
Twinsanity really surprised me with how funny it was, so coming off the heels of that, I really enjoyed TagTeam.

Also loved Nolan North as N. Gin and that Nina Cortex finally had extended dialogue. No fucking clue why she didn't speak in Twinsanity or what type of direction they were going with her character.

>>382969452
>You might be thinking more of "slapstick" or something
Its not my oppinion, its literally what ND said about Crash humour.

>>382969452
Looney Tunes is slapstick. Good slapstick.

>>382969646
I never got the chance to play Twinsanity for whatever reason, I owned every PS1/2 Crash besides that one

>>382969452
Tag team was good although personally it was too easy. I remember a way you can cheese through every race by teaming up with someone and ditch them last second.

>>382964215
She might be using PS4 Remote Play on PC

>>382969178
>if you look at the first games it doesn't have much humour besides kind of lol random
Objectively false. Crash emerged at the renaissance age of Warner Brothers animation, and was designed in the spirit of classic Looney Tunes. The closest thing post-ND that came close to that level of humor was the slapstick of Twinsanity, and that was never fully realized.

When Radical took the reigns we saw a dramatic shift in the makeup of Crash. Characters were more flanderized, the humor tilted more toward contemporary pop culture references and overall tried to reinvent itself.

There were some good things about the retool, but I prefer how it was before.

>>382969520
yeah I don't really get what that means either

>>382969686
When? Like around the first 3 or later down the line?

>>382969810
It is but idk, when I think of slapstick I generally think of it being a lot fucking dumber and simpler while Looney Tunes is actually genius

>>382969356
Nah it's more tom and jerry

>Spyro > Crash
suck my balls ND

>>382968398
According to this, Crash can make waifus real.

>>382970391
>not liking both equally
Low test

>>382959947
Bonus points for being voiced by Maurice.

>>382964591
okay rick, settle down

>Fake Crash cameos

I wasn't prepared, I was getting chased by a boulder and saw him dancing his ass off in the corner of the screen

>>382955873
Solid chuckle

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>>382969890
>>382969452
>Play tag team racing as a kid
>Have a crush on nina so I pair up cars with her every game
>Her gun is overpowered as fuck to boot

Felt amazing man. I want to go back

>>382953736
because its not canon. its just a fun way to make her playable.

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>yfw there's little to none decent Nina R34

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What the fuck? I'm getting desynced platforms in Slippery Climb and it's killing my attempts to get the red gem.

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>>382969646
>Also loved Nolan North as N. Gin
Nolan North was an okay casting choice, but I do not agree with Gin's characterization. It seems they forgot he was a scientist with more merit than Cortex (he was a world-famous physicist before the accident that disfigured him) and made him a full-fledged Igor stereotype...doubly so, he even looks like he walked off a black and white horror movie. I'd be willing to give him another chance if they kept him on a leash, but Corey Burton did a good job of carrying him for the N. Sane Trilogy.

> Nina Cortex finally had extended dialogue. No fucking clue why she didn't speak in Twinsanity or what type of direction they were going with her character.
I was elated when they gave Nina a speaking role in CTTR, though disappointed with the execution. Her bio described her as a scary but kind-hearted girl who loved animals, and her uncle turned that innocence into a weapon (replacing her hands with steel gauntlets that would crush instead of hug). Nina's original alignment was more "obliviously evil" while CTTR onward depicted her as a bratty faux-goth who was nearly as crazy as Cortex himself.

>>382953736
Anyone have any idea how to shave 5 seconds off of Jungle Rollers? Trying my best to hug every corner, and cannot decide whether jumping up the hills is faster than running

>>382971703
use the running shoes

>>382968764
Jesus christ, I cannot unhear Jimmy Neutron in the games after Twinsanity. What the hell is with the voice direction?

>>382971889
no running shoes in the first one

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>>382964215
She's watching the game on youtube probably, even Coco knows you'd get the same experience of you just watched someone else play it.

>>382971942
>What the hell is with the voice direction?
It's probably what they wanted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZRscunsxcA

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So the remakes are the first time playing Crash
Playing the first one and I'm killing myself. The levels are fun but damn the gems are a bitch sometimes and I can't get through Lost City without dying once. Should I just go through the game without worrying about the gems

>>382964215
what is fullscreen youtube video?

>>382968794
They were meant to be but the PS1's memory limitations didn't allow it. Same with Oxide, his model crashes the game when loaded outside his home track or if there's more than one kart on screen. Despite the complexity of his track it was designed specifically to only show VERY small loaded sections so he could load and not push the system overboard. Originally Polar and Pura were going to be a single character and drive a kart together but like Oxide the model chewed through too much RAM when in use so it was scrapped, same deal with the Komodo Bros.

>>382972450
Watch someone else do a perfect run on Youtube first. If you're like me, you'll learn by osmosis.

>>382972450

Yeah. Come back for them after you've beaten the game. You'll probably be better by then.

>>382955668
I forgot that at one point Aku Aku was an actual person and not some freaky deaky mask thing

oh god where the fuck is all the good coco porn
is there even any good stuff at all

>>382972746
There's none, and I don't know why

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Fucking finally! Got the red gem on Slippery Climb. Now I can move on. Don't have to come back here until I go for the relics, which might not be until after I 100+% Crash 2 and 3.

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>>382971489
sad

>>382972746
All the good Coco porn is crazy fetish stuff.

>>382973021
link?

>>382971491
Don't dash.

> New Crash
Levels are already rendered, likewise with enemies and their movements.
Hence the de-synch if you speed up or slow down.

> Old Crash
Wouldn't render objects until they were "within view", with the game de-rendering everything behind you.
It was old technology, but all of the level design was focused behind it.

The devs this time around just didn't think.

>>382966947
Nearly all of them, I think only the cutscene director and rocket scientist still work at Naughty Dog. Everybody else either left or was fired.

>>382967962
You are very wrong, after Uncharted 2 there was next to nobody left from even the Jak and Daxter days. The mommy of both of those series also left after Sony had the TLOU writer take over as the head.

>>382973253
I can't just start linking things, there's too wide a range.
Just look her up on e621.

>>382969952
Twinsanity humor is nothing like the original. Remember the talking skunk? That self-aware parody shit is nowhere in the originals.
>>382970136
Tom and Jerry is the best match I think.

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>>382961201
>What the fuck is the point of playing as Coco if not to see her get burned to a crisp, cut in half, flattened, inflated, eaten by lions, etc.?
You can see her get flattened and eaten by a shark at least. She also gets electrocuted and slams in the screen after getting hit by the club guy. But yeah I was disappointed seeing her turn into an angel after getting stung by a bee or killed by the walls in the egypt levels. The fact they'll show her get flattened by a boulder but not by those leads to believe they didn't have time to finish her.

>>382973256
There is no dash in Crash 1.

>>382963860
It's the only good game to come out in 2017.

>sapphire was 2:05
>get 1:12:68
>gold
>wtf was platinum
>check it
>platinum is 1:12:10

FUCK SERIOUSLY

>>382967962
It's been like 20 years, my dude.

>>382973256
It wasn't too bad when I was first arriving there, but if I fucked up some platforming but survived and fell down, then the platforms would be desynced when I got back up there.

>>382967072
>You will never platinum The High Road
Took me hours to get a gold, I give up.

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>>382973701
>not checking the times beforehand

I hope they patch the game with rebalanced music, because some of the new versions are pretty bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqOYAUexdig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxcmtuweues

I'm going to be mad if they make this game easier because of all the retards whining.

>>382974019

it only showed me sapphire, i didnt have any of the relics on that level.

inb4 hurr cehck online

>>382967884
Okay what DLC could they release for this shit, playable Crunch?

>>382973651
Yeah I think VV said something about how they only made her playable because it was one of the most requested new features and it was done VERY close to deadline, so they didn't have time to do all her death animations and ones for Crash's gimmick levels like the bike ones and vice versa. Probably why it's implemented kind of weirdly too. I hope they decide to finish the rest of the animations and put them in via a patch or something somewhere down the track.

Every time Crash dies in game, someone dies in real life

>>382974138
Crash 1 has DLC trophies listed under it's trophy list and from what we can tell it's finished versions of the nearly finished but cut levels on the first game that were left on the disc.

>Rejects that like games post-Warped suddenly come out of their cave thinking they're in good company.
Fuck off, degenerates.

>>382968070
Current playstation analog range is different from back in PS1 and Vicarious Visions didn't account for that when recreating the levels. Only viable option is to use the D-Pad instead for the vehicle levels.

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>>382974138

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>>382974373
>he doesn't like CTR

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What does it say again?

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>>382974112
There's an option to check leaderboards, dum dum. You can see what time it takes to get Platinum before you even make a first attempt.

>>382973651
>>382974178
She also apparently doesn't have the same death animation as Crash when he gets his clothes cut off from a swordsman in the Arabian levels in 3.

>>382974373
Even as an 11 year old I could Crash was done after CTR.

>>382974449
OOGA BOOGA
DUN DUN

>>382973972

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOzKjcBeZJU

Get on my level.

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>Pack Attack gold+ relic
Naughty Dog can burn

>>382974449
OOGITA BA

>>382973021
sadly not my fetish

>>382973628
self-awareness isn't a bad thing on its own, but I agree Twinsanity pushed the envelope a bit (kind of understandable since they were definitely pressed for time). I wish they'd put more into physical humor than fourth wall jokes

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>>382953736
I INVENTED 4CHAN; NOT HIRO, WHO SAYS HE DID.

>>382972862
>Not going for relics immediately after you beat the level.
You. Suck.

>>382974585
Don't blame Naughty Dog for this, they never intended for anything in 1 or 2 to have time trials.

>>382974507
To be fair, that was to be expected.

>>382974505
Fuck I wish we could get ghosts of the WR holders to race against and see exactly how their run went. At least if they do CTR it should be possible, have N.Tropy as the ghost for Gold, N.Oxide as the ghost for Platinum and the WR holder as an optional ghost after that.

>>382974091
They could add difficulty options and it would hurt no one

>>382974449
WOODABOOGA

Why do all the buff animals in Wumpa Islands skip leg day?

>>382974373
t. Jaded nostalgiafag

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Oh no... guys I think there's something wrong with me. I love her, /v/. She is adorable. I don't want to be a furry..... plz help.

Um, I'm missing a Cortex token in Jaws of Darkness. Any ideas?

>>382974576
Nice. I'll try again later. What mainly slowed me down was trying to walk on the ropes too much and I missed the 2 second crate at the TNT spot.

>>382975209
Stop spinning the plant into the boxes. It "kills" the tokens when you do that. Just jump on the plant.

>>382975209
Don't spin the snake.

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>>382974449
According to the wiki, its jibberish, but the teams favorite interpretation is rutabaga

>>382975209

There's a bunch of boxes near some TNT. One of them contains the token. They purposely set it so you spin the snake you come across into it and explode the pile.

>>382975209
Probably the one that's past some invisible platforms. I remember that one being a doozy. Just look out for a pit with a wumpa floating over it.

>>382974449
HOOGA
BA DUN DUN

>>382974373
We live in this weird era where people think it's okay to like post-ND Crash games and Sonic 2006 just because some time has passed. I'm willing to give Crash Bash a pass just because it was coming hot off of CTR.

>>382975310
>>382975326
>>382975351
Ah, gotcha. That must be it. Gonna restart, I guess. Thanks!

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>>382967072
Same

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I know that the N.Sane trilogy sold well since stores are running out of copies and based on a quick search, it's the #1 top seller in UK but are any numbers that shows on how many copies are sold?

>>382975102
Here is a helpful tip: if you don't identify yourself as a furry/animal/sparkledog of some shit and you don't OWN a fursuit, then you're not a furry

>>382975683
Hacker bitch.

>>382975852
This. It's literally just a fetish. As long as it stays a fetish and doesn't become something bigger, there's nothing wrong with it.

>>382974373
More like, I haven't played crash games in years since they released and want to know what people thought/think of the ones post-original trilogy

>>382975837
It's not selling that much. They didn't do a big printing of physical copies.

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>>382953736
So how accurate are the games to the original versions? Did they dumb the games down at all? or are they basically the same? I want to know before buying

So what did Crash do to get all these attention and now, fame, while Sonic, trying to be relevant for years, fail?

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>>382975919
Better get gud and scream internally when you try to get a better time in the Lab

Slippery Climb and High Road are child's play to that

And don't forget Fumbling in the Dark, also a nice shit level

>>382976105
Nostalgia points

>>382976092
You mean as far as difficulty? They're more or less the same, just with polished graphics. Music is remastered as well.

>>382976105
The remakes are actual good games and it plays to nostalgia. Sonic will have a similar surge when Mania releases.

>>382976092
basically the same
There are minor engine differences that might fuck with some people, though

Platinum is impossible if you aren't autistic. Lend me your power.

>>382976092
Haven't played the new version but from what i'm seeing they actually added more difficulty to the game (boss fights have slightly more health and apparently controls aren't as smooth/snappy which probably wasn't intentional but still) + time trials to the first two games which make it harder to 100% and get trophies for

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>>382976316

>>382976004
Got a source?

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>>382975683
>26 Platinum
>0 Gold
>0 Sapphire
My 'tism.

>>382976105
Crash hasn't had a game in years while Sega has been constantly throwing shit at the wall hoping something sticks almost non-stop and only now are actually doing something good by doing somewhat remake/rerelease of the older games

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And with that I have Platinumed all 3 games on the collection. I'm glad I started with Crash 1 to get the hardest one out of the way. Great remake trilogy. No more trophies to get till Stormy fucking Ascent.

>>382975935
>>382975852
s-so it's okay to fap to Coco?

>>382976464
Nah, just talking out of my ass.

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What's his problem?

>>382976353
Controls feel about similar to Crash 3, but hitboxes/targets become smaller for a few reasons. People have a hard time adjusting to the slip-off mechanics.

>>382976543
As long as you don't turn it into some fucking lifestyle identification, then yes.

>>382976092
Crash has a pill-shaped hitbox which makes landing on crates and certain enemies more difficult because if you land on the edge you can just slip off
You can die midway through a level in CB1 and the crates won't reset like in the original, meaning you don't have to no death the entire game for the true end
Time trials are in 1&2, and all three have online leaderboards
Papu Papu has more health
Graphics-wise everything is a big improvement, but some textures look washed out by comparison

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>>382976543
Sort of.

>>382976543
Just fap if it tickle your dick. You're probably surrounded by anons that try to act superior by not fapping to furry stuff but they end up fapping to shit like traps, gays, skeletons, tiles, and the state of Ohio.

>>382976712
>if you land on the edge you can just slip off
conversely you can slip off before making the jump and that gives you a distance boost. People always forget about this and whine instead.

>>382976810
>the state of ohio

wh..what

>>382976712
>You can die midway through a level in CB1 and the crates won't reset like in the original, meaning you don't have to no death the entire game for the true end
Except for colored gems. You still need to no death those stages to get special gems.

I forgot how much of a fucking headache the Ruin levels are in Crash 2....

>>382976004
Regardless of whether the physical copy is in stock it did outsell Horizon at one point based on the charts.

>>382963860
It's an incredibly faithful remake and it has gorgeous visuals. Only real issue is the 30fps

>>382976905
newfag

>>382976905
>he doesnt want to fuck a state
i knew this goddamn site was filled with normies

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>>382953736
>Get out of here Crash; This is my body and my right to choose
Wtf did she mean by this?

>>382974449
All of you are mongoloids, it's:

BOOBA GUM!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww1bny6K-DU

>tfw Crash is the nigger and muslim hating mascot we've always wanted.

>>382976905
You know about tiles, yet not about Ohio? Know your 4chan lore.

>>382974449
BOOR DA GA

>>382977464
He more of a RADICAL and COOL mascot that Sonic fail to live up to.

>>382977451
More like people are getting older. Nintendo games that I was once good at are fucking hard for me now. Turn-based RPG are a blessing to me.

>>382977604
>>382977124
>>382977151

i was just hoping someone had it because i wanted to read it again. it was some good shit.

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>>382977451
>0:32
>Okay so just got Crash Bandicoot and I got a game over on the first level. Used to pinpoint reactions and now gone back to PSOne lag.
Where do these people come from and how do we get rid of them

How's everyones Plat runs going?

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbikKh-QWrEFTCatk7rCkvw/videos?view=0&sort=dd&shelf_id=0

>>382974449
UDABAGA

>>382978093
Dudebros will play anything that seems nostalgic, even if they suck balls at it and blame the game entirely.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30yJ_0ci6dA&lc=z12ehh1wkwymshvpz04chbyihmnmsxspkyo0k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xk1el5FBj8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anTdXmFgzvA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8pTX2mZf0E

>>382971540
Share with me all your N. Gin lore.

>>382976864
this makes no difference from the myriad amount of vertical jumps that have you slipping off platforms you shouldn't be slipping off of. Plus it's completely un-intuitive to have crash bandicoot function like this when all the levels were designed for a rectangle hitbox. The pill shaped hitbox is not worth defending mate.

>>382978092
A google search of "Ohio fetish" does the trick.

>>382978506
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30yJ_0ci6dA
This shit writes itself god damn
Keep up the good work, I love these

How do I get the red gem in Snow Go?

>>382977604
Speaking of Tiles, anyone has that Princess Tiles from that whole Tower thingy?

>>382953736
Best design of Coco by far.

>>382953736
isn't crash retarded? he wouldn't even understand

>>382976619
He has a need for speed, survival of the fastest. Also he was originally going to love speed so much he was going to speed up time to the end of the universe for the ultimate thrill ride. They dialed that back a bit in the final product.

>>382979476
>Also he was originally going to love speed so much he was going to speed up time to the end of the universe for the ultimate thrill ride.
source? I know Naughty Dog wanted to kill the Crash series but not that way surprisingly.

Did someone say Crash N. RAGE Trilogy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARQidDWRIIM

>>382978963
Look for the secret teleport in Air Crash (2nd room)

Was Tiny always this difficult in Crash 2?

You think Vinesauce is gonna play Crash?

>>382980012
If I remember correctly, he didn't have that "fake out" jump in the original Crash 2. My guess is that they gave it to him to make the fight a little harder. He was stupidly easy in the original Crash 2.

>>382980017
It's not some quirky meme game or made by Nintendo so why would he care?

>>382955264
>the way she imitates Crash's dance

Fucking cutest shit ever.

I want a Coco girlfriend.

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>>382971489
>most of it is just one guy and his shitton of drawings that look like an 8 year old did them

>>382980230
They only play Nintendo games? So sad! Maybe some variety will help.

>>382978506
God, I love these.

When I was a id I thought N.Gin was a woman

>>382981876
I thought he was some sort of monkey in CTR

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I can't believe N. Brio is fucking dead.

>tfw they remove the "quit" button literally the split second you enter a death scenario

Fuck it pisses me right off, platinum mad when I was going for a death route and need to quit out

Also off topic but hijack my friend group's strawpoll to decide what we do tonight pls and also fuck wit them http://strawpoll.me/13367319

>>382974449
BUH GERA!

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>>382971942
>I cannot unhear Jimmy Neutron in the games after Twinsanity

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>>382982316

>>382982316
I thankfully forgotten that sound, and she sounds different enough now where it doesn't sound like jimmy

>>382978506
US REAL GAMERS RIGHT?

You are just as bad.

>>382974449
BURUPEGA

>playing dino might!
>finally get all the boxes
>jump past the gem and into the warp

FUCK

The black water in the dinosuar level of Warped was always meant to be black water. It was never tar.

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>>382983029

>>382955825
>platinum girl wearing a slutty thong while the rest wear panties

Fuckkkk

>>382976760
4 > 5 > 3 > 2 > 1

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>>382983029

>>382983029
I thought it was obvious. I mean, how could a tar cover most of a flooded jungle?

>>382983087
You can tell because he walks right through it like it's not even there, it's reflective, and it has the same splash effects as water. That particular level just doesn't look as good in the remake.

>>382980489
They already played crash 1.

>>382982316
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PUSH THE BUTTONS WITH PICTURES OF FOOD ON THEM

>>382983689
dont need to skeet.

Is it true the dumbasses in charge of the remake changed the platforming completely? From what I see they added weight and required you to be pixel perfect with your jumps

>>382983972
They tried their best replicating the original Crash physics, but it's not quite there.

>>382983972

They remake the games from scratch and yes, the platforming as a result is completely different. However it's close enough to the original games that you'll get used to it after a few levels, provided you're any good at videogames.

>>382953736
But she keeps telling Crash that Cortex's plan is fishy as fuck and so is his space station, and so does Brio right as you get one gem and tells you to collect all of them to stop Cortex. Do you even fucking listen to the monologue they give as the holograms?

>>382974449
HOOMBUGA

>>382983689
>>382982316
>>382971942
>>382983886
https://youtu.be/kbBgx0BEuuI

>>382984813
Big McThankies from McSpankies

>>382982062
we really need to storytime this shit

>>382985551

>i was sat at home
>eating wumpa when neo rang
>brio is kill
>woah!

The borrowing/bee levels in Crash 2 can eat a fucking dick.

>>382974449
Nigger

>>382985945
The bees are faster in the N-Sane Trilogy. Don't bother with their gems till you get the Sprint Shoes which you can get after you beat him now.

>>382953736

If Crash reunited with Coco in Crash 1, he would get distracted and lose interest in saving Tawna, not save the world, and The world would have turned into a dystopia by the time the events of Crash 2 would take place.