WHAT'S IN THE BOX, /V/?

>small

It's shit

>>382939809
We can tell from size it's not going to be a competitor.
ATARIFAGS
B T F O
T
F
O

>>382939809
Raspberry Pi

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>>382939972
>>382940003
>>382940159
Poor anon didn't even stand a chance

>>382940003
>>382940159
how can you tell its small
by comparing to your wieners? lol

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>>382939809


>Woodgrain

SUGOI

>>382939809
A raspberry pi for emulating atari consoles

>>382940003
>>382940159
How in the ever loving FUCK can you tell how big it is from that picture? There's nothing there for reference.

Super nerdy geek gifts and toys for the gamer of all ages!

Atarbox® starts at $15 a month if you use code "EPIC" at checkout!

>>382939809
Boogie woogie funky chunky bootylicious THICConspicious Atari
Jive turkeys >>>/out/

I'm a 1991 babby. What games does Atari make?

>>382939809
I NEED IT

>>382940775
look it up on the internet you hapless gorilla

How can you tell the size? There is no object to compare.

>>382939809
I PUT DAT BRICK IN YO FACE!

>>382940903
But I'm on the internet right now. Asking 4chan is "looking it up". :^^^^^^^)

Fake. Nothing official on their twitter.

>>382941029
haha ebin :D

>>382940426
Enjoy having it not match anything else in your setup that isn't from the 80's.

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>It's "NES Classic Edition" Atari edition

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>>382939809
Vidyer games

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>>382939809
You tell me

>>382941270
>tans

Once the switch got announced everyone just went full autismo and showed their true colors, now tans are cringe af

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>>382940624

You might have a point if the design wasn't so minimalist. It's unheard of for a full size console to be so plain. A small console with no buttons looks sleek, a big console with no buttons just looks like a waste of space from the consumer's perspective. It's an established design philosophy. Look at the Ouya and Steam Link for reference.

Now this has potential to be scam of the decade. Some no name holding company has hold of Atari. Doing nothing but dropping hints, trying to build up hype for a long dead company and a product that will have an impossible time competing. Unless all they're doing is releasing a good looking retro console that plays their catalog of games. If they still even hold the rights to their games.

>>382939809
A
Tar
Baby

>>382941447
they have literally always been cringey

>>382939809

WHAT'S IN THE BAAAAAAAAWX

>>382941141
>not geodude
Faggot.

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>>382939809

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>>382940159
>not chasing the same normie AAA shooter/sports GRAFFIX audience
>shit

Unless it's all mobileshit skinner boxes, this would actually potentially be a good thing.

>>382939809

the same shit of mini-sega and mini-nintendo machines but with atari.

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Do people honestly believe the Atari box won't flop when Atari's only recognizable IP at the moment is this pile of shit?

>>382939809
A lot of dried cum.

>>382941776
forgot >>382940003

>>382941940
Unless this happens, of course.

>>382941639
>literally
>le cringe xdd

Back to facebook where you belong, cuck

>>382939809
A severed head

>>382941447
>now
anon...

>>382941270
i thouht that was Captain Vidya for a bit

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>>382939809
I miss the groovy threads

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>>382941721
Fine, Asshole.
Happy?

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have you played atari today?

>>382941159
All of the drawers in my room are made out of wood

>>382941454
does the Steam Link really count as a console, though?

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OP fucked up and forget the description, more info in 2 weeks. im kind of excited bros

>>382941159
>giving a shit if furniture matches
What are you, a 40 year old woman? lel

Isnt the new xbox very small too?

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You jive turkeys better fucking buy it. You don't wanna be lame, do you?

>>382941159
>not having wood furniture

I bet you shop at Ikea.

>>382943024
The smallest Xbox ever made. Smaller than the slim 360
Very impressive considering its power and price

Failure. Go home Atari, you already lost.

>>382942948
>i'm kind of excited
Why? I legitimately want to know how and why.

>>382942948
>2 editions
2 colours?

>>382942894
no. its just a really fancy hdmi cable

Atari 2600 is crap and the only one who likes the 7800 is Mark from CGR. Americans never learned how to make proper consoles or games, nu-atari will also be shit aimed for retards. Say whatever you want, I know you're not sinking countless hours in River Raid or Adventure to be able to retort and instead is thinking about finish your backlog full of japanese games

>>382942790
Is that actual wood on the front piece?

>>382940003
>>382940159
if thats the packaging and not the actual console than its fucked

>>382942790
Oh yeah! My favorite game was the one with the square that shot squares!

It's an Atari Flashback 8
150 games
The bottom box is the standard Flashback 8, the top is a Flashback 8 Deluxe. The deluxe model is 4k capable, and also has a more premium, woodgrain look, and will obviously sell at a higher pricetag.
On top of the higher game count, the Flashback 8 is built with a wifi adapter and allows online multiplayer. The "Atari network" also allows independent developers to release their own projects built for the console.
Controllers are wireless paddles: two top buttons (action 1, action 2), four side buttons (start, select, home, turbo)

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>>382939809
does it have potential to be a new OG xbox (comparing them as both are western and was the companies first console) and get some god tier games like this?

Photos of the video games crash. Remember that, Atari?

>>382942948
The way that sounds it makes it seem almost as if that's the packaging we're seeing, instead of the actual console.

>>382943276
because atari hasnt done shit for years, the most they have done in recent memory was publishing those dragon ball z games. its exciting to see them actually doing something

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>>382943647
>4k Atari games

>>382943647
>4k capable
>4 bit-graphics

Yea I'm sure it's not that hard

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>>382940159

>>382943663
>the companies first console
what

>>382943670

We aren't overproducing carts by the millions and saturating the market with thousands of major releases every year.

Vidya industry is strong and stable right now, as shit as the quality of games is.

>>382939809
this is just gonna be an atari mini isnt it

>>382943775
>>382943787
yeah no shit
it's a gimmick
they're really going to sell it like it's a big deal and normies will eat that shit up

>>382943647
>online multiplayer for a flashback
Nope.

It's just a small atari 2600, and the other a 7800. 7800 will have the 2600 hundred games and then 7800 games.

This is the video game equivalent of that one 45 year old guy who was a big football star in high school and just never stops wearing his old jersey.

>>382944023

>Vidya industry is strong and stable right now, as shit as the quality of games is.

And it was just like that back then, didn't stop Atari from fucking everything up, thought.

>making a console with literally no games

>>382944249

>implying it was Atari alone
>implying it wasn't a massive over supply that toppled the industry

You have no idea what you're talking about

>>382943365
>the only one who likes the 7800 is Mark
Anyone that likes 2600 has no reason to dislike the 7800

>>382943695
>hasn't done shit for years
Shouldn't this leave you worried? I can understand being hopeful, but I cannot understand excitement for a company that is owned by some lawyers.

nostalgiafags should be gassed

>>382944349

Go fuck a horse, I was alive and kicking back then and Atari was one of the main reason video games went to shit.

>>382944245
>highschool
>getting to keep your jersey

Guess who wasn't on the football team

>>382944249
The crash was not caused by Atari. They contributed to it, certainly, but E.T. was one of the final nails in an already well-nailed coffin. Oversaturation and low quality was everywhere, not just Atari's doing.

>>382944491

Atari was a major factor, but it wasn't wholly responsible. You simply being alive at the time has nothing to do with actual facts you bumbling moron.

>>382943954
Well it may as well be called their first. The last Atari console was like 20 years ago and none of the same people are working there. Also the console market is very different

Are people actually nostalgic for Atari?

I've always felt that while historically important, things are better off with them now irrelevant

>>382944252
It worked for Sony...

>>382944593

>Atari was a major factor
>But let's not blame Atari for that

Eat shit.

>>382939809
http://www.ign.com/articles/2017/06/10/atari-flashback-8-gold-console-includes-120-atari-2600-games
this is literally all it is

>Atari Flashback 8 Gold
>2 controllers
>720p
and
>Atari Flashback 8
>85 games
>not HD

Both consoles include an SD card slot for additional games
Atarifags btfo

>>382944770

No you retard, I didn't imply anything like that. You're implying that Atari was the only reason the industry crashed, and that's buff fuck retarded. Yes, they played a major part, but they alone did not bring everything down.

<Reading Comprehension>

>>382944491
>>382944593
Dude, the fucker said Atari was ONE OF the main reasons blah blah. He acknowledges that there are other causes.

The video games industry, much like your mom at the time, was just overstuffed, and nobody wanted any more.

>>382943119
Most of Ikea's shit is fiberboard with plastic parts

>>382943894
Literally had that flip phone it was fucking awesome. Eventually had to replace it though because the charger port was trash and gave up after like 3 years.

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>>382944917
welp, there goes that

>>382944730
Trudat. Being nostalgic for Atari is like bing nostalgic for a fucking push mower.

>>382944770
are you american by any chance? what's with the god awful reading comprehension you blithering aspie?

>>382942989
>not maintaining fengshui

Enjoy your 10,000 years of bad luck

>>382941264
wow i hope it has all my favorite atari games such as

>>382944917
Wait, what the hell are they teasing in OP's post then? Are those literally just boxes??

>>382945384
yes lol

>>382945384
Nah, the boxes in OP are an unrelated product. They confirmed it's not a retro console

>>382945297
I hope you mean rotary mower fatty.

>>382944917
>article detailing the product over 3 weeks ago
>tease comes out yesterday saying more info in next two weeks
This makes no sense. What does make sense is releasing a cheap retro console in advance of your new console to build hype for your brand.

>>382944917
>>382945212
>>382945384
>>382945448
>>382945725
>The only detail Chesnais gave to GamesBeat was to say that the Ataribox is based on PC technology.
>is based on PC technology.
>PC technology.

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It was a good run boys

>>382945838
Even the NES mini is not a real nes. Could easily just be them making use of modern hardware "to improve user experience"

Or Atari ST I guess.

>>382945825
The Flashback is pretty clearly not the Ataribox. ATGames is making the Flashback, not Atari. I don't know what the fuck they are thinking.

>>382941454
Oh wow yeah let's look at those pics that HAVE A FUCKING CONTROLLER NEAR FOR REFERENCE.

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>>382945838
>PC technology
I hope this isn't a scam.

>>382939809

atari makes shoes now?

>>382940003
>>382940159
Look at the wood grain, dipshits. It's like 2-3 inches tall.

g-groovy

>>382946305
>3 inches tall
That's about ps4 height, right?

>>382945825
>Atari ever making a new console

KEKERINO MY GOOD FRIEND