Dream Daddy

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In case people haven't seen the introductions:

>>382926442
>dislikes being the little spoon
aaaand dropped

I don't want to buy your game, Arin.

I could go for Robert myself.

Dan and arin aren't funny at all, and their videos and streams are boring as fuck. When Jon and arin were together, they were funny occasionally. Dan is dreadful. This game looks terrible, and I can't believe people support them at all let alone a shitty game.

>>382927016
Hot af, but I can't lie, I would need the emotional intimacy to work both ways

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I'm kicking myself for not getting this when it was on sale

>>382926395
Yeah, nah. Where's Grand Dad? I'm not playing without silver fox dick.

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>>382926395
>that hideous artstyle

>>382929590
>Not liking Dan
>M-muh Jon tho

Shitter spotted.

>western "bara"
Ugh

>>382930128
What exactly is wrong with it?

>Inb4 it's not muh samey nippon art

>>382930043
Brian is at least the next best thing for me.

>>382930381
Like clockwork
>>382930330

>>382927253
Sorry but not liking garlic bread is the deal-breaker.

>tfw no one is going to actually make a fun dream daddy game
>all we're going to get is pathetic youtube eceleb "humor" with free tumblr tier art
worst timeline just fucking end it

>>382930381
They mixing realistic and cartoony. Never mixes well and this one looks droopy.

>>382926395
too many niggers.

>>382930509
cause no one is really gonna buy it.

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>>382927253

This obvious vampire is kinda amusing at least

>>382930509
Wait a few more post.

>>382930629
I would

>>382930582
>A whopping 1 black guy

Unless you're gonna say "Hugo Vega" is black.

>>382930629
>cause no one is really gonna buy it.
coming out on top did reasonably well, so much so that they supported it for quite a long time
there's a market for it, but it has to be made by people who care and not youtubers wanting to make a quick buck from the gen z 'omg daddy rape this bussy XD' youtube viewers

>>382930268
Dan isn't funny at all. Jon wasn't either, but Dan is cancerous. Arin is alright but Dan kills anything they work on.

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I'd play if it had a good art style.

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Nippons do it the best

>>382930958
>tfw someone mods the game with better art
i'd pirate it then and then donate to the modder/artist who fixed it desu

>>382930971
meant for
>>382930381

>>382930971
well what d'ya know, i was looking for a 12-inch ruler just now :d

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No Bowser No Buy.

>>382931183
god you're fucking obnoxious

>>382930971

You know GomTang is Taiwanese right?

>>382927016
Literally the only decent daddy.

>>382926442
would be good too if he wasn't ginger.

>>382929675
Anon, that just makes him a tsundere~~~

>>382931535
Im not buying your shitty game.

>>382931719
no the fact that you have to post bowser in any thread that has anything remotely to do with anything gay

that's why you're obnoxious

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>>382932014
Im having a really hard time feeling bad.

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>>382931594
ching chong, ping pong, what matters is that Gom tang's artwork is superb

>>382932176
why is he so cute, bros?

>>382932885
Big lickable lips.

>Game Grumps are the Developers
That is pretty pathetic desu, I hope they at least make sure its known the funded this when they showcase it on the channel.

>you play as a dude and not a chick

fucking dropped

>>382926395

The art is really nice and the men are appealing. Too bad this is guaranteed to be an "ironic" dating sim full of memes instead of genuine dude dating.

Pirating for Robert and Brian. Don't care about anyone else.

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>>382926531
>stretching meme

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>>382930958
They need to just get Dopey to redo all the art

>>>/lgbt/

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>it comes out on my birthday

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>>382926395
>no ghosts
>no orcs
>no demons
>no anthros
>no other various monsters that don't fit into furry category, like shadow people or mothmen and shit
>no magic
>not even fucking elves
>just boring-ass shitty humans with normal boring lives
Why would I even bother playing this? The appeal of a wish-fufillment dating sim is that I get to be with someone completely impossible to find in the 3D world. I don't want to waste my time with shit you could probably find in real life if you looked hard enough. I'm not saying it has to be 100% furshit or neko garbage or anything, but gimmie some fucking options besides "bara dude BUT BLACK/ASIAN/GOTH" for fuck's sake.
The art isn't that good, either.

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>>382930763
I'd like to see how he isn't

All of the dads have shitty personalities and hobbies. Ginger dad is only attractive one so i guess him.

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>>382935876
will you come out on your birthday? :3

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>>382937953
Play a different game anon

>>382938574
do you happen to be the one who had mentaiko's rl pic? i saw the earlier thread but went to clean my apartment and the thread died before i can save the picture. he looked like a total qt

>>382927253
Fucking Alucard, aren't you supposed to be killing your dad for the 100th time?

>>382927016
>cool knives
obviously best dad

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>>382938390

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>Developed by Game Grumps

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>>382926862
>knot tying
alright, what's his fursona? better be cute

>>382927143
>only good one is black
we can be friends I guess...

>>382937953
To be fair, the goth dad looks like it would be an actual vampire.
>tfw you are in the end of his route, ready for the love confession.
>and just when hes about to speak, Robert appears with his cool knives and hungry for vampire blood, while Joseph wields a cross and yells "the power of christ compells you!"
I wouldn't even be mad, as long as you can have a serious ending with him (and all the dads for that matter).

>>382926395
>no shortstack daddy

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>>382938390
no_

>>382938574
Isn't the dude of the middle draw by Naop? It's this official art of the game? They actually have bara artist working for real in this?

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>>382940413
why not??

If i was a girl i would totally play this

>>382940473

Are you kidding? The entire game is bara. Every single person working on it is a bara artist. It's director is BomBom himself.

Seems a little gay

>>382940726
Just a little tho

>>382940314
>while Joseph wields a cross and yells "the power of christ compells you!"

> turns out Damien is a jew, so it doesn't work on him.

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>>382940726
it's not gay when it's a dad. bisexual at most, how else would they be dads?

unless they're "dads" taking care of their wife's son of course

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>>382940053
A poodle.

>>382940053
twink-ass fox or some gay dog breed like a shiba

>>382940710
It's for gay men, not for girls.

>>382941904
>im
>fucking
>plying
The whole DAD meme and all of the characters except >>382926442 make it clear this is targeted at girls just as much as gays if not more so
Pretty likely the artist is a woman too going by the artstyle

I still don't know if this is a real game or not

>>382927016
>>382926735

>those dislikes
Absolute deal breakers.

>>382942221
Any way, works for me, I would fuck every dad in a heartbeat, specially Joseph.
>knot tying.
I know everyone thinks that makes him a furry, but in my heart he just likes to get tyed up.

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Mentaiko has to be one of the few bara artists who Almost looks like what they draw

I'd fuck
>>382926442
>>382926735
I'd be bros with
>>382927016
The rest can fuck off.

>>382942552
No wonder he uses that hair style so much. Also I wish I could pray to him. Bless this man.

>>382942552
Wow I thought he was a girl, fell for the meme. He looks kinda like Priapus

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>>382942458
not gonna lie tying that dad up sounds pretty good

the furry meaning sounds fine too

>>382942221
>The whole DAD meme

That's a gay meme.

>>382942885
Bara is drawn by 90% gay men

>>382941904
It's obviously designed for 15 year old girls who use Tumblr that have daddy issues.

>>382940314
>and just when hes about to speak, Robert appears with his cool knives and hungry for vampire blood, while Joseph wields a cross and yells "the power of christ compells you!"

Kek'd

>>382942552
CUTE!! CUTE!!!

pls share photos of other bara artists

>>382943429
Jap artist rarely disclose their real faces
I saw a doujin that had numerous pictures of bara artists and theyre mostly obese/overweight especially the one who draw the most athletic men

>>382943429
>>382943909
Google Gay Erotic Manga and the Men Who Make It

>>382942423
Literally everything is great with Hugo's dislikes. Are you a 15 old delinqent who likes shitty movies and vape, anon?

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>>382943909
I know some people don't like his stuff and but I think tagame is cute.

>>382937953
>"bara dude BUT BLACK/ASIAN/GOTH"
I'd only consider 3 of the dudes bara if I'm being generous.

>>382937953
This.

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>>382926395
This is so gay.

>>382945349

yeah, that's the point.

>>382944615
Tagame not ugly at least. Also some of his manga is fucking hot imo. Even if I don't like the scenarios his art is typically good enough to sell me. man cunt is disgusting though

>>382945390
I want to like tagame, but some of his stuff it's so fucked up I can't bear it. Nowdays I just avoid it to prevent any mental scarring.

>>382945349
>tfw single dad
>tfw get attention from gay guys

If nothing else, it's creepily accurate.

>>382931623
wow rude. fuck you gingers are the best.

What is wrong with you people

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Gai Mizuki

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>>382927253

I'm interested in this.

>>382946727
i want to see a porno of all the qt bara artists

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This isGai mizuki , above is actually matsu takeshi

>>382947107
>>382946727
always happy to supoort the artists and actually buy their stuff, they seem like great people

>>382945894
It's odd in my case. When the man's drifts away from the gore and focuses on story in his porn instead, they're actually pretty fuckin good.

>>382927143
>>382927016
>>382926735
I have an intense need for these men.

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>>382940473
Housamo has a lot of bara characters.

>>382946727
I'm too embarrassed to buy gay mangas that's why I pirate it. 3D men and gay porn absolutely disgusts me but fictional men do turn me on. What's wrong with me?

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>>382946727
>MFW Gamma got so butthurt over scans of Build Tiger that he stopped writing it

Are there an straight dating sims on steam? Like actual dating sims not just VNs.

>please don't turn this into a bara thread
>bara thread now
Always happens.

>>382948047

... Yes?

>>382948075
Nobody said this.

>>382947679
>What's wrong with me?
You're repressed and internalized homophobic cognitive dissonance is taking a toll on you
You want the forbidden fruit but the thought of taking it in a setting with your active involvement freaks you out due to the way your subconscious has been conditioned

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It's been a good run, /v/.

>>382927253
BEST DAD
E
S
T

D
A
D

How could you even buy Bara Manga outside... comkiet?

>>382948115
Which ones m8. Tell me.

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>tfw my dad was abusive and estranged
>can finally fuck a cute daddy who will treat me like a queen

>>382927253
Based Alucard

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The sad part is there are actual shitheads ready to by cause muh game grumps
II used to get frustrated at this cringe but now im just letting it go, still, this still goes everytime i see this thread:
Game grumps without Jon was a mistake.

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>>382927016

>hunting cryptids

Go on...

>>382949114
The Game Grumps are doing voice acting for this game? Since when?

>>382930381

How about muh samey Tumblr shit?

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>>382938574
best boy

>>382949773
Everything that exists that even slightly annoys you people is "hurr dat dere TUUUMMMBLRRRRRRR!". Find another word to drive into the ground.

>>382927253
bread makes you fat??

>>382949773
Doesn't exist

>>382949849
>ass hair
Dropped.

>>382949849
lemme eat dem cakes, son

>>382949934

This. I have seen at least three different artstyles been described as tumblr, which by definition means that they're actually not "samey":

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>>382950036
real men don't shave their butthole

>>382927016
>dislikes emotional intimacy
fucking dropped

>>382950091
everything that isn't anime is tumblr sjw bullshit anon

>>382929885
holy fuck that search criteria

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>>382949849
Why the fuck does he wear this?

>none of the dads are bald/balding
fake

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>>382950291
he's a slut

>>382950036
you have garbage taste anon

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>no dads who look like this
fucking dropped

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Will this usher in the glorious new age of Daddy-worshipping in games?

>>382950693
Is Chris the ideal man?

>>382950636
That is extremely specific. And that is one specifically ugly man.

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>>382950693
Probably not.
All we gonna get now is just more annoying fag hags from tumblr screaming DADDY at every characters older than 20.

>>382933427
Nobody cares faggot. It's sad you're unironically like this.

>that artstyle
Dropped that shit like it was hot

>dad dating simulator

so will this game allow me to play as a female character?? it's not sexist is it? im going to be very disappointed if they choose to be inclusive of a wide variety of races with men, but push out women who want to date a dad.

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>>382950830
I guess I had my hopes set a little too high, thinking that anyone here would recognize Vining

>>382950992
it's a gay dating sim anon, if you want straight dating sim just go play one of your 15487852 dating sims for filthy breeders like you.

>>382949934
They already have. Calling everything SJW is the hip new trend nowadays

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>>382950506
>garbage taste

Do you see ass hair on this Greek statue of the ideal male body? Don't think so, faggot,

>>382927253
this one is my fa-
>garlic bread
die monster!

>>382951423
well have fun fucking statues anon i guess to each their thing nerd

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>>382950824
>Is Chris the ideal man?

yes

if Robert doesn't say he's going for cigarettes and never shows up again fuck this game.

>>382951423
Could it possibly be because its a statue

>no based arnie

dropped so fast

>>382951423
So you're the gay version of Pygmalion? How pathetic.

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>>382951759
No. But have a painting by Michelangelo to further prove my point.

>>382952095
do you wanna fuck paintings
and i thought animefags were weird

>>382952446
At least she can touch the painting.

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>>382929885
>On sale and still $59.99
>dating sim

>>382952035
I'm not gay though. I can just appreciate male aesthetics, nothing sexual about that.

>>382927253
Holy fuck this is me

>>382952684
But girls can like men. And said men' asses.

>>382953236
no they don't

>>382952684
Gabe is so hit and miss.

>Dad simulator
Where's the sarcastic and jaded one?

>>382927253
>Vampire
>Dislikes
>The Edwardian era

Slight chuckle

>>382926442
6/10
Seems like a bro but would probably get salty if you didn't let him win.
>>382926531
1/10
Will dump you if you don't want to spot him or work out. Probably talks about keto and shit. He hates when people stretch improperly, but he hates rest days? Hypocrite, definitely an asshole.
>>382926735
5/10
A little old fashioned and stuffy, but decent.
>>382926862
2/10
Seems kind of rich and spoiled and snobby. Would probably laugh at you if you don't own two houses.
>>382927016
6/10
Kinda edgy, but also kinda cool. Would be a pretty good bro, if you can get him out of bed and do anything.
>>382927143
3/10
Literal autistic hipster. Tattoos, dreadlocks, works at a coffee shop, it's a wonder he can support himself let alone a family. Probably a liberal arts student in youth.
>>382927253
8/10
Totally not a vampire.

>>382937953
Check out Bastard Bonds anon. You can marry a big bara orc warrior.

>>382926735
Literally perfect.

>>382956182
>8/10 for that piece of shit.
You were doing so well.

>>382927253
I hope the vampire is voiced by Arin.

>>382940217
racist

>>382941904
hahahahahahahahaha no it isn't
do you think gay people also like Sasuke/Naruto? fucking christ we're not so tasteless

>>382937953
>but gimmie some fucking options besides "bara dude BUT BLACK/ASIAN/GOTH" for fuck's sake.
literally only one of them is bara and that's brian

>>382926395
robert and damien are best

>>382950036
ass hair is the best you fuckin pleb

>>382937953
there are a couple apes though

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>>382926442
>>382926735
gibme

>>382926442
>dislikes being the little spoon
What the fuck?

>>382959683

No, anon, that's just your reflection on the screen.

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Are you going to buy this game ? If you are, can you answer this question : Are you gay or are you a girl ?

>>382960454

I like hugging but hate being hugged, it aint strange

>>382961113
No, unless they add porn
Gay
Hope I've helped you with your market research, anon

>>382956837
Best guess is he's gonna be voiced by Dan

>>382961113
Nah, I'm a gay guy, but I don't see the point when there's no furry option.

I still want it to do well though.

>>382926442
>he will always be the big spoon
He's perfect and the hottest out of all the others

>>382961113
No
Gay
You know all the people who claim to be girls on this site are just fat men LARPing right?

>There are people who will play this
>There are people who will pay to play this

Is this a meme? am I missing something?

I wasnt really that curious until I found out the game had customization

>>382961113
Totally!
I'm a girl. We're ALL girls here, anon!

>>382962337
sexually frustrated homos and teenage tumblr girls with daddy issues.

>>382963898
this was meant for
>>382962147

sorry.