>It's locked. What do you do?

pry open the chest with my superior strength

>>382638689
Tiny bombs.

>>382638689
[take] lock
[use] chest

I'm going to fuck that lock.

>>382638689
[kick]

>>382638689
Ask the people on >>>/k/ after this thread is archived, then compare results

Unlock it.

place magic beans instide the key hole and then pour water on it, causes the seeds to grow and break the lock apart

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>Pick up the box
>Appraise it according to box quality, size, symbols etc
>Spice up the potential reward to increase sell price, come up with a story etc
>Sell both the box and the item at a "discounted price"
>Buy a nice item that isn't hidden behind the box

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ALOHOMORA!

>>382638689
use lock pick
snap lock pick
walk away

>>382638689
vibrate incredibly fast and phase my hand through it and just take what's inside.

>>382638689
>Find a cliff with jagged rocks.
>Throw off
>Procure contents if breaks, do again if not
Or
>break the lock with a torch and hammer

>>382638689
Bust the pins on the back of the lid

Kick the box.

If it's a mimic I'm not getting snatched.

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>>382638689
Fear not, fellows.
I have the right tool righth here.
So where is the next chess with a key?

make a map using local landmarks and then bury it

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>>382638689
pick the lock

>>382638896
>Use [chest] with … ?

>>382638689
Flirt with it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iOQ_eHvtac

>>382639025
I'd actually love to see that.

burn it

anything left over is the only things worth selling

>>382638767
>pry
Let me guess, you forgot level up the INT.

>>382638689
Check for traps.

>>382639575
why would femboys hide in waiting around a box for someone to open it?

>>382639506
Diamond dozen grammer Nazi over here

>>382639405
What if it's full of paper currency or bearer bonds?

Intimidate the lock

>>382639706
not worth selling

also
>putting paper in a locked box buried under the ground
>typically buried in or near sand which is highly permiable to water
>implying itll be usable when its dug up

>>382638689
[Unlock 100 on touch for 1 second]

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>>382638689
Cut it open

>>382638689
>walk over chest
>chest added to inventory
>you are over encumbered
>open inventory
>select chest
>open chest
>chest is locked
>drop chest
>walk away
Every fucking time.

>>382638689
Give it a kick just in case it's a mimick. Then find the key, and open it.

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>>382638689
Pick it up and get it back to spawn

>>382639702
It's dime a dozen

>>382638689
lock it further
someone was clearly trying to protect something important to them

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>>382638689
Buy more Mann co keys for 99 cents to unlock it like a good shill

>>382640245
Im gonna play double's advocate here and say I think diamond dozen makes more sense

>>382640395
>be pirate
>burry treasure years and years ago
time passes
>suddenly fall into debt
>dig up treasure, glad i planned ahead for this
>15 fucking locks on it
>there are locks locking other locks from being opened

k + direction of chest.

>>382638689
cast "Knock"

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[Persuade] I am just a poor wizard who needs your treasure so that I can buy 100 copies of Skyrim: Enhanced Edition

>>382638689
Tickle the Mimic until it opens up.
Although why you'd want to open the mouth of a Mimic is beyond me.

>go to the nearest town
>fill a purse with bolts and hang it loosely from my side
>hang around the market all day and wait for a thief to snatch it
>chase them down and tell them there's no coins in there
>offer them a few coins to point me in the direction of the local thieves' guild
>make my way to their ramshackle headquarters and convince them to train me
>level up lockpicking and grind the training locks until they break
>find my way back to the treasure chest to find another anon beat me to it
damn it