Now: Okami HD
Next: Strider (2014)
Then: Assault Android Cactus
Lewdfags out
>>382632668
It was bound to happen
>shitposting so hard the whole thread gets deleted
I can't into this Run not even as background noise.
I'm just gonna listen to vidya tracks till the next run.
I mean, I guess the last thread was cancer, but come on now.
Right when they got to the dragon vore section too.
>SGDQ threads became thinly veiled fap threads with the runs in the backgroundNot that I'm mad about it but has it really been that uninteresting?
What went wrong?
but what is a SGDQ thread without mentally ill sexual perverts subjecting us to their strange fetishes
NO FUN ALLOWED
Why that shit got deleted?
PRACTICE STREAM.
WHICH WAY.
>>382632795
this shit belongs on /vg/
>Go to sleep
>Wake up
>Check on stream
>I'm permanently banned from chat
????
What did i do?
>>382632758
It was either this year's AGDQ or last SGDQ where it was the same thing. Or both.
>>382632758
Yes. It's just not fun anymore.
>>382632758
i think its more that its 2am than the run itself
>>382632761
mike "mike" uyama
>>382632817
stream is itscustom
>>382632848
didn't prep the bull
>>382632761
got serious business, no jokes, no fun, no 2hu
>>382632795
>Entire thread just one giant excuse for retarded lewd posting
>Not even good lewd posting either but fucking 3DPD
Gee anon, I fucking wonder!
You're all retarded and these threads are cancer.
>>382632730
>feelsgoodman
>>382632761
fun got banned so all the fun people stopped coming to the stream room except for the most hype of runs, now all the fun people are either in the practice room or just hanging out not really doing anything speedrun related at all
How do we deal with the anime problem?
>big personalities
BANNED
>>382632865
Azure Gunvolt was the only run I thought was any interesting to watch today personally. I usually like Symphony of the Night runs too.
>>382632879
>didn't prep Xirs bull (female)
ftfy
speedrunning just isn't the same without the unpleasant sexual fetishes being spammed endlessly in this thread
>>382632758
>has it really been that uninteresting?
Yeah, a lot of the people here aren't interested in the runs at all though so it's a moot point
>>382632628
It was 95 percent 3d shit so nothing of value was lost
>>382632758
>but has it really been that uninteresting?
Every GDQ, I would go down the schedule and jot down the names and times of when a run was on, both so I can watch, and so I have a checklist of games to check out on youtube later in case I missed them. The first year I did this, I had about 40 or so games on that list, if not more.
This is today's list.
>>382632628
>okami is the best game ive ever played
>>382632837
stfu
>>382632885
who gives a shit. it's all going to be archived and deleted anyway. And wtf is 3dpd?
>>382632927
Go to Reddit
>>382632927
dont go on 4chan and try reddit maybe?
>>382632943
>Azure Gunvolt was the only run I thought was any interesting to watch today personally.
>Interesting
The guy didn't know what the fuck he was saying.
He didn't even pick Copen for maximum mad air dashing
>>382633032
good post
>>382632943
I enjoyed the SotN run, though perhaps the WR hype is blinding me. Okami doesn't seem terribly interesting so far, unfortunately.
this game isshit
>>382633032
>Not knowing your enemy.
>>382633037
sgdq isnt a video game retard
>>382633045
Was it that bad? I haven't played the game but it looked competent enough.
>>382633119
you have a general for this speedshit already
>>>/vg/srg
>>382633089
You're waifu a shit.
>>382633089
I respect your shit opinion. Here's a (You).
>>382633032
(you)
>>382633158
>>382633125
He called the Score multiplier a damage one anon. That should probably tell you something.
I'm not even good at Gunvolt. But I played both games and I can tell you that was a poor respiration of AVG2
>>382633157
>>382633089
fact: it's impossible for a 3d game to be shit
your favorite block, /v/?
tetris never disappoints
>>382633212
>respiration
*Reputation
god damnit this game is so fucking shit, I would almost rather some boring fucking jrpg at this point
>>382633252
here you go bud
>>382633227
autism
>>382633035
>>382633043
Thanks for the suggestion, I'll let you know how it goes.
>>382633089
Game isn't shit. Run is just uninteresting.
>>382633228
tetris always disappoints because all the runners are complete shit
>>382633228
>tetris never disappoints
>Protomagical dude
Prepare for disappointment Anon.
>>382633089
>cockona
>>382633252
You can also get an Amaterasu who spilled yoghurt all over her face.
Stupid wolfo
>>382633252
hope your week gets better, anon
>>382633228
the last block with all the long RPG games that /v/ hates so much
>>382633228
Tetris Block, Awful Games Done Quick, Spooky Games Done Quick, Mario Blocks (especially with romhacks included)
>>382633252
Sure.
>>382633252
>>382633252
I know you're basically baiting one of us to ask you what happened, but I honestly don't give a fuck. Take your (you), sit in the corner, and shut the fuck up. If you wanna blog take that shit to /adv/
>>382633303
They picked the least interesting category because it's the shortest.
Without realizing that maybe they should have just not picked it at all.I love Okami and this category is fucking cancer.
>>382633341
we lewdbois again?
>>382633252
Sorry that you had a shittacular day, friendo.
>Assault Android Cactus
Was it just me, or did anyone else find that game to be kinda forgettable? Good for one playthrough, but not alot of substance if you ask me.
>>382633407
But why?
>>382633227
you forgot to mention 100s of posts of disgusting, fat old women and unattractive shemales
>>382633252
This (You) is all I can give, jannies are watching
>>382633407
"no"
>>382633341
POST THE FULL PIC YOU DOUBLE NIGGER
>>382633407
this thread has way more people literally end your life
>>382633279
>I would almost rather some boring fucking jrpg at this point
Don't say that anon, we've got 8 hours of FFVII on saturday
>>382633502https://static1.e621.net/data/2e/5f/2e5f9b55ee47db20f5b936e537ca975c.png
>>382633330
>papicunt
>>382633552
>SMM gets cut
>Final Fantasy VII added
>>382633458
I've honestly never heard of it before
>>382633407
for what purpose
>>382633607
>amaterasu is male
what
>>382633252
here you go anon
>>382633252
kys
>>382633529
Yeah but does yours have cuck NTR greentexts? Checkmate
>>382633607
>Male Doggo
Fucking Gross, but thx for not being a piece of shit, <3 u!
>>382633552
>8 fucking hours
Holy shit, I actually like watching speedruns of games I've played but nobody is gonna sit through that shit.
Okami see m s overrated
That weird middle couch intrigues me. Why a weird couch between the audience and the commentator couch. Is it the bench for subbing in commentators?
>>382633724
Don't worry, we'll get several (((donations))) that will make the run seem more exciting.
>>382633651
>>382633719
A lot of people though Ammy was a male after playing the game as a kid.myself included
>>382633252
>>382633779
It's the sex couch
>>382633725
only weebs like this bullshit ahahah
>>382633705
No but we've got this sad fucker asking for (You)s.
>>382633252
>>382633854
go back to r*ddit, nigger
>>382633552
>ajneb174
autist or is there a chance of fun commentary?
>>382633854
Im not a weeb and i still liked okami
>>382633895
you already have a board weebshit. this isn't it
>>382633873
Hmmm... touche anon. Maybe we can coexist peacefully until a thread gets deleted.I love you anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XqZFqVbtns
>>382633725
It is. It's literally a shitty zelda clone propped up by good artwork and lovable characters.
>>382633980
Th-the best (You) I've ever gotten...
>>382634013
the art style reminds of Sly the Racoon games which I have to say, why doesnt this place think "Sly are great games" ? ? ?
we need more Sly and Jak/Daxter speedruns
>>382634083That's what you get for being the cutest anon on /v/.
JUST WOKE UP DID I MISS ANY DANK MEMES
Serious question:
Why do Japanese people bully weebs? I thought they accepted people like me /v/. Am i really an undesirable degenerate doomed to ridicule and suffering for my entire existence?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk
I haven't looked at the schedule. Anyone from the banned list coming back to run something?
wait first off J+D looks like one of the best games ever second off, they banned THIS GUY? like this actually looks entertaining
what the fuck were they thinking shutting it down like that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgQmMR8lueA
DUDE
FIGHT OROCHI THREE TIMES
>>382634239
They don't necessarily hate weebs, they hate otaku, which weebs generall tend to be
>>382634273
Oh wow, Owen Wilson
>>382634293
Except they just fight him once in this run.
>>382634239
because actual weebs, not hehe xD waifu "weebs", are actually fucking autistic, why would anyone not make fun of them?
>>382634246
Look for yourself.
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
>>382633725
is a sly raccoon meets zelda
So is Bonesaw ever coming back, or should I stop watching?
>>382634401
next year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmDRTK2PlNc
>>382634273
One of the co-founders of the organisation was Bernard Kouchner, who later became a high-ranking French politician.
click through, anon! you aren't expecting anything, are you?
here is the link, anon!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard_Kouchner
what a surprise
>>382634246
Who was banned at gdq events?
>>382634375
I'm aware, just pointing it out. Fighting Orochi is "that part" of Okami for me because it's so boring.
>>382634487
werster
>>382634465
>Jewish communist
WEW
E
W
>>382634487
controllerhead
all because some literal turboslut who fucked the entire event claimed he touched her
free CH
anyone staying up all night?
>>382634498
I always liked it because of the music and the mechanics.
>>382634615
I can try.
Bernard Kouchner (born 1 November 1939) is a French politician and physician. He is the co-founder of Médecins Sans Frontières (MSF) and Médecins du Monde. From 2007 until 2010, he was the French Minister of Foreign and European Affairs in the center-right Fillon government under president Nicolas Sarkozy, although he had been in the past a minister in socialist governments. In 2010, the Jerusalem Post considered Bernard Kouchner the 15th most influential Jew in the world.[1]
Kouchner was born in Avignon, to a Jewish father and a Protestant mother, he began his political career as a member of the French Communist Party (PCF), from which he was expelled in 1966 for attempting to overthrow the leadership.[3] On a visit to Cuba in 1964, Kouchner spent the night fishing and drinking with Fidel Castro.[4]
>>382634487
Bonesaw.
>>382634615
I stay up all night every night desu. No dumbass interruptions when you sleep during the day.
>>382634178
just started watching, any tranny cringe happened?
Almost done with Okami.
Rip doggo.
>>382634615
it's hardly worth it, but seeing as I'm a NEET, sure why not?
>>382634651
b-but Bonesaw referenced the Jeb Bush meme "please clap" while doing his speed run
we can't let him back! t-that kind of person doens't b-belong in modern society!
>>382634667
>>382634524
story?
>>382634465
>>382634273
(((Kouchner)))
#GAMERGATE #GAMERGATE #GAMERGATE #GAMERGATE #GAMERGATE #GAMERGATE #GAMERGATE #GAMERGATE #GAMERGATE #GAMERGATE #GAMERGATE #GAMERGATE
>Speedrunning
Fucking disgusting.
>>382634614
He also broke someones console by throwing a controller at it because he was drunk and was told to leave, and no the girl does didn't have sex with anyone.
>>382634760
Hello 2014.
what did she mean by this
>>382634741
the worst thing is that you just knew this was behind DWB before even going to the wikipedia but you felt guilty for even having that thought in your head at all, like "why am I thinking this is something wrong with me"
then you read the wikipedia and you wonder why you ever felt guilty at all...?
>>382634487
Naegleria got banned.
>>382633552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcBbE3t6cLA
Am I degenerate for getting off to this, anons?
>>382632973
>>382634739
Jax & Daxter speedrun. Lots of Owen Wilson jokes. Didn't go over well with GDQ staff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts9Ne_SEWyM
>>382634926
only if you want to be
>>382634793
cyghfer is a fag so who cares lmoa
so wait, Doctors Without Borders is just a communist institution founded by a communist Jew? and you're actually surprised that they ban fun?
>>382634739
>https://twitter.com/Bonesaw577/status/774498431658135552?lang=en
>pastebin.com/siiD2UD1
He doesn't state the actual reason they banned him, only confirms that they did. They essentially banned him for having too much fun.
>>382634615
Maybe
>>382634850
>Two cocks!
what a boring, uneventful run
>>382634615
Yeah. I don't have to work til 5 tomorrow so why not?
>>382634990
desu the second I saw that people were being banned I knew that this was behind it - you learn over time
RATE THIS SPEED RUN FROM 1-10
RATE THIS SPEED RUN FROM 1-10
RATE THIS SPEED RUN FROM 1-10
RATE THIS SPEED RUN FROM 1-10
How is ingame time longer than recorded time?
>>382635210
Oh thank lord it's over.
>>382635210
4.
Needs more Owen Wilson.
>>382635210
5
extremely boring commentary
>>382635210
Absolute borefest / 10
>>382634870
New Europeans need our help goy, she can't birth her 13th child without proper food and medical aid
Strider has to be better than that, right?
>>382635210
3/10
>>382634967
>Lots of Owen Wilson jokes.
What's up with it
>>382635210
boring/10
>>382635210
Boring but I never played Okami so I'm buying it right the fuck now
What the hell? I can't connect with my .bat from AGDQ.
CRASHING THIS STREAM,WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>382635324
He was very tired and jetlagged, so his commentary essentially boiled down to celebrity impressions and trying his best (and failing) to not swear.
It was hilarious.
>>382635045
you mean four
>the best games always have the worst runs
>>382635210
Ehh, 5. Was interesting seeing a ~40 hour game be skipped. Okami isn't really the speedrunning kind of game, NG+ is a steamroll but NG means sitting through so many cutscenes. At least it wasn't Metroid Prime's run.
>get banned for an hour for using one of the emotes that they added for the next speedrunner
>Doggo done.
Bork.
>>382635469
it's essential to keep the lower goyim in line using all means at our disposal
>>382635469
>using the chat
>ever un-hiding the chat in the first place
>>382635450
Vice City had a good one at either AGDQ or last SGDQ, runner kept referring to the trannies on his couch as "dude"
>>382635450
iktf, bud
>mfw I find out that I have work in four hours and need to try to go to bed
>>382635609
shut the fuck up
>>382635578
Does Adam-AK still speed run?
>>382635423
He will able to submit his run for 2018
>>382635492Source
>>382635653
yeah no big deal being banned from participating and shunned socially is aight
totally chill
and for...what... ?????????
>>382635713https://static1.e621.net/data/5b/7c/5b7ca09fc7b4d98b659453d6cbfbdbd4.pnghttps://e621.net/post/index/1/j7w%20amaterasu
>>382635609
not your personal blog
I see they must have better cameras this year.
strider what a gay name this is gonna be gay
>lisping runner
dis gon b gud
>>382635609
shut the fuck up
Is this game good?
>>382635609
shut the fuck up, not your personal blog
>>382635796
thanks family
>>382635850
>>382635631
>>382635919
>>382635969
thx for the free (You)s friend =)
>>382635945
It's not bad.
>>382632628
any sjw freakouts so far?
>>382635998
shut the fuck up
>Ryu building up speed for 12 hours
Koreans are watching and nodding sagely at this APM.
>dragon dancing intensifies
This run is entertaining so far.
>>382636134
The Yoshi's Island runs have some godly APM as well
How many controllers/keyboards do you think this guy breaks by freaking the fuck out on his buttons.
>>382635915
Could be worse it could be that guy who sucks on his teeth before and after every single fucking syllable that comes out of his faggot mouth HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT GUY FUCKING PISSES ME OFF GOD DAMN
>>382636179
Who even has the Yoshi's Island 100% record now? Do they stream on Twitch?
ok
>pei pei pooh pooh
Post you mashing face.
>>382634990
they're a reptilian organization you fucking bluepilled sheep
>>382636189
>>382636179
>>382636134
>>382636134
I bet he's a monster at bishi bashi special
>>382632885
>3dpd
t. 08 fag who thinks they aren't cancer.
>>382636313
>>382636245
Trix. And I believe so. It seems like some of the big names in SMW and YI have moved onto Mario Maker once they were dethroned.
>if you have any donations....
>no donations
Is there going to be a boss named Poo Tang?
>>382636432
>posting overrated turkish prostitute slut
>>382636367
Legends say he managed to complete the Crono Trigger drinking game at the fair.
This game looks pretty fun desu, is it good?
Daily reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcBbE3t6cLA
>If you have any donations
"What would a speedrun be without OoB?"
Legitimate, is the answer.
It sucks that AGDQ gets more donations. The charity for SGDQ is so, so much better. Like on another level better.
Also: How does nerd voice develop. There's so much nerd voice in all of these streams and like, where the hell does it come from
>>382636482
its not bad from what i remember. A fun metroidvania where you get to fuck on kids with a sword. Not a game changer but if you like the style you should enjoy it.
>>382636482
2d games can't be fun
>heck yeah
BANNED
A
N
N
E
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>>382636432
is she the same girl that's going super blad?
Any cute traps yet?
>>382636530
>enjoy seeing all the new tricks to break the game
>hate speedruns that are 90% dull OOB shit only a speedrunner would find entertaining
>>382636638
fuck off cosmo
>>382636482
Great game
Did he just say he was mashing too hard. Is this guy too fucking good at the game?
>>382636638
She is too pure for this world
>gets too excited and keeps fucking up
Poor guy.
How does one develop a lisp? beta genes?
>>382636729
>mash the same button too hard
>end up pressing the wrong button
>>382636540
>Immigrants Without Borders is so much better than a charity that isn't intentionally flooding Europe with African "refugees"
>>382636482
It actually is. A really good metroidvania with a neat gimmick where the main character can travel on all surfaces.
>100$ donatiion from Max
>Max using his donation money he got from viewers to donate
>>382636540
lack of time spent around nonspergy people
>>382636774
This is terrible bait dude
>>382636759
Not talking maybe?
>>382636759
People will try to tell you it's social anxiety, but it really is shit genes. I learned that from CK2 when the trait for lisping is inherited.
>>382636482
I played through it a couple years ago. It's a pretty good Metroidvania, with some unconventional upgrades. I'd say get it if it's on sale.
One thing I thought was really fun was how your character could swing just as fast as you could press the button, so naturally I used my turbo controller to fuck shit up.
valve should time their sales around gdq every year
it's pretty good advertising
>WE GOT IT FIRST TRY
>nobody claps
why does /v/ hate maximilian dood? hes like the most chill streamer ever, hes not a fucking asshole
Not watching the events live anymore because they are so anti-fun. Have I missed any cringe yet?
>>382636540
I think the thing isn't that a lot of people develop nerd voice from being autistic neets but moreso that because of the nerd voice people feel the need to become autistic neets because they can't fit in.
>>382636840
I wish it was bait Anon...
>>382636927
literally nothing, the threads have been more cringe worthy than the actual event
>>382636897
>nobody knows when to clap. Have to be told to clap
This guy's cool. I like him. I like his hat.
>>382636902
Click bait as fuck, over the top yelling, """hyping""" everything mundane for views.
When he's not being an obnoxious fags and he forgets to try too hard, he's alright.
>>382632761
Got too big, is practically owned by the charity they support.
Watch NASA instead. It got it's internet troubles fixed, and is now basically old gdq.
>>382636902
Maximilian Dood is the peak of virgin basement manchild culture to me
>>382636981
Something has to be played before and after the games everyone knows.
This run is actually pretty good.
Strider isfun
>that bitch in the front row on her phone
why even bother showing up if you're not gonna watch it?
>>382636981
>be American
>get banned for not clapping
>security comes to escort you
>tip the speedrunner
>tip the security
what the fuck theres a fucking nigger on the couch
I HAVEN'T WATCHED ANYTHING SINCE IT'S STARTED DUE TO BORING SHIT I'VE SEEN BEFORE.
I NEED A QUICK RUNDOWN
>HOW MANY TRANNIES SO FAR
>ANY CRINGE
>ANY ACTUAL HYPE MOMENTS
>IS THIS FUCKING EVENT EVEN WORTH WATCHING AT ALL
>>382637110
Girls go on their phones at family funerals.
>>382637141
0
0
some
no
Just noticed he's got one of those fantasy side grip swords
>day 1
>140,000 dollars
the fuck is this nonsense?
>>382637110
fgo AP filled up
>>382637193
i know enough to know this is literally a lie from the very beginning of the marathon.
>>382637207
they got smart and are doing the anonymous donation padding throughout the week instead of all on the last day
Does this game have more variety with enviroments? All these steel corridors are starting to look boring
>room completely empty
Is this the end of GDQ?
>>382637173
>>382637349
Not really.
>>382637381
do you not have a concept of time, anon?
>>382637406
t. GDQ tranny
>>382637401
Raids are against the rules
>>>/b/
>>382637207
It's obviously some sort of money laundering scheme
Yesterday they had an anonymous donation of $20,000. Like really who the fuck has that disposable income and watches video games on Twitch?
>>382637432
>past midnight
>what is sleeping
no, you're just retarded.
I'm actually enjoying the Strider run a lot compared to the others, it's comfy and fast.
If fapping to traps isn't gay, what about boipussy?
>balls are good
BANNED
>dangerous for your health
Wow this guy is hardcore. I'm moist at the dangers he is facing.
>>382637432
What are they raising monney for?
>>382637537
fill the pocket of jewyama
Decent game, decent run, solid 7/10
RATE THIS RUN FROM 1-10
RATE THIS RUN FROM 1-10
RATE THIS RUN FROM 1-10
RATE THIS RUN FROM 1-10
RATE THIS RUN FROM 1-10
so did they ever say the specs of that "gaming rig" they're giving away?
>>382637470
Videogame related companies and their employees? If you are gonna pay taxes anyway might as well donate it.
>>382637606
shut the fuck up
>>382637606
8/10. almost PB'd
>>382637606
6/10
>>382637606
7/10 comfy runner and cool run
>>382637606
>1sec off PB
I give it a 9/10. I enjoyed it.
>>382637606
light 8/10
>>382637606
7/10. Focused on the game, and mentioned the important parts.
>>382637653
This, but that's relatively speaking to the rest of the runs from day one.
Is this the end?
>>382637606
8.5/10 Fucking loved it, prolly the only run I've even enjoyed so far.
>>382637606
8/10, didn't like the runner that much but the actual gameplay was pretty cool
>>382637606
Huh? I wasn't watching.
>>382637606
that empty fucking room really detracts from the whole experience goddamn
>>382637716
its 3 am there right now. maybe 4? i forget if Minneapolis is cst or est.
>>382637470
notch and any other rich nerds
You'd be surprised how rich lucky nerds can get
>>382636871
Ooh, it's 70% off.
Hmmm...
holy shit does feasel ever sleep?
>>382637716
Oh yeah, I doubt They'll even break a millo this year.
>>382637606
7/10
+ Good run, good explanation of mechanics.
- Sounds like a cuck, no dank memes, probably voted for Hillary.
>>382637730
It's 3:00 a.m. you FUCK
>>382637757
Notch is always hanging out in GBP streams and communicates with GBP and chat via donations so it wouldn't surprise me.
Android Ass Cactus looks like shit. Is anyone watching that?
>>382637787
no it's not
>>382637606
7-8/10
Good run, good runner.
>>382637787
Shut up you transgender freak.
>>382637782
>probably voted for Bernie
Ftfy, also BAZINGA.
>bad games
>boring runners
>empty room
This is it........the end..............
>>382637778
feasel is a god
>>382637606
7.5 runner was okay but the game was pretty cool makes me want to buy it
>>382637625
A top end PC built and customized by Corsair specifically for Summer Games Done Quick 2017
Specs include
Intel - Core i7-7700K 4.2GHz Quad-Core Processor
Corsair - Vengeance RGB 32GB (4 x 8GB) DDR4-3000 Memory
Corsair - Force MP500 120GB M.2-2280 Solid State Drive
Corsair - Force LE 480GB 2.5" Solid State Drive
Gigabyte - GeForce GTX 1060 6GB 6GB WINDFORCE OC 6G Video Card
Corsair - RMx 650W 80+ Gold Certified Fully-Modular ATX Power Supply
Corsair - RMx 650W 80+ Gold Certified Fully-Modular ATX Power Supply
damn that's actually a more boss setup than i figured it'd be.
>>382637823
>>382637757
Why the fuck did I say GBP? I meant GPB
>>382637787
So?
Go suck your tranny boyfriends dick faggot
>>382637875
>*ntel
as expected from a jewish charity
>>382637847
>>382637937
You seem to have a thing for trannies, lad.
>>382637537
Relocation of Somalia (not Somaliland)
i jsut got fucking banned from chat. mods are lame
all the runs are shit until crash bandicoot. night anons
>>382635301
Why do black people look like monkeys?
Thanks for your donation, /v/! Here comes the boat!
>>382637875
>Not Ryzen 1800
>Not GTX 1080
LOL
>>382638048
>europe
>>382638025
Did you really think you weren't going to get banned for that?
>>382638052
1060 is still a pretty good card, anon. those hard drives are a joke though.
>>382638048
LOL
NERDS
>>382638173
They're solid state drives, NIGGER.
Whoa, this is the power of gamers...
>>382637875
>two power supplies
>that crowd
>>382637875
>32 gigs of RAM
>a fucking 1060
>>382638173
>hard drives
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hard drives
>>382638048
>tfw a hobby you enjoy is being exploited by globalist fucks to keep their horseshit going with the money raised in the event
>pc games
>>382638239
lol yah fukk them sandniggerz they're not even people praise kuk
>>382638272
>3am on the first day
Are you also the r/the_donald idiot spamming his unfunny twitter boat picture?
>>382638323
>BWAAAAAAAAAAM
Thanks for your donation, /v/! Your money will go to save and "relocate" countless African lives!
>le indie meme shit to fill in the time between the actual games
What the fuck is this awful camera angle they've using?
Damn, now THIS is a speed run!
>Interviewing antisocial nerds for 30 minutes.
>No crowd/hype/interesting runs yet money keeps pouring in at 3 times the pace.
>More trannies that in LGTBBQ meetup.
>Its all lets plays.
Just why? Cant even enjoy your childhood hobby anymore.
>>382638339
>getting this butthurt and defensive about the pitiful crowd
>>382638339
>have devolved from bitching about /pol/ endlessly to bitching about a specific part of reddit endlessly
why are you even here
R-Richard Stallman?
Looks like a top down shooter. Eh looks fun at least.
I like this new boatposting meme
>>382637787
So? If they had the old comfy room it would look comfy and populated with those few people we already see.
Having a huge hall that's empty 95% of the time is so pointless when the backroom is apparently full of people playing games and having fun.
>>382638414
so you are a stupid donald nomad unwanted by pol and reddit
>1 hour
>>382638380
Man is this a fucking-a-friend's-mom doujin? Be generous, anon.
>>382638375
MAGA
libcuck BTFO
>you can't fall down the halls
jesus this is casual. At least MDK is next.
why arent you in bed anon?
guy on the left doin all the work.
>1 hour of this literal shovelware xbox live arcade indie trash memegame
>>382638494
i capped that like 4 years ago
fuck if i know
>this game
>speedrunning a wave based arena shooter
>1 hour of this
nah im out
>>382638048
>>382638239
>>382638386
Did you really need to post it 3 times?
>>382638606
It's like Smash T.V. but for faggots.
>>382638502
>implying I'm not in bed with a bottle of whiskey, two beers and my Switch and Wii U gamepad on my nightstand
>it's a speedrun of a game that isn't done fast or has any tricks
>the only method is to 'not die'
>>382638502
Because it's 6pm
Why would I be in bed?
>spending months of your youth perfecting a 'speedrun' of a shitty meme game NOBODY has played except these two people
>>382638502
I am in bed, watching SGDQ while writing a final project paper
I have a headache, /v/
please help..
>>382638502
Because I just woke up and my schedule is ruined after one of my best friends died so I have been doing nothing but lying around in bed watching SGDQ and trying to escape through 4chan.
>>382638606
>>382638674
It's a fun game though.
I don't know why you'd speedrun it, but it's fun.
>>382638710
this is the hell "glitchless" purists have wished for and created
weep for their autism
For every dollar you donate, you save the life of an African migrant!
Save the animals, /v/!
>>382638745
at least your friend doesnt have to watch this garbage speedrun
>>382638769
I enjoy Glitchless runs because they are just lets plays but with more autism.
>you'll notice that each level looks different and the music changes
wow, such insightful commentary!
>one runner spends the entire run trying to sell the game to the audience
>>382638830
literally every indieshit run. these games need to be banned.
This game makes me sad.
The visuals look absolutely fantastic and it seems really well optimized since it runs smoothly for them with a million enemies on screen
But it's a completely mindless shooter where you just repetitively kill enemies in a small arena, over and over.
All they would've had to have done to make this good is give it like Alien Swarm, with a narrative and levels you go through. Then it would instantly be a game that would be interesting.
Such wasted potential. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
Any decent Sonic runs this time?
>tfw I will miss the EVO run because I'll be asleep
>it'll probably be boring anyway
FUCK
GDQ is really scraping the bottom of the barrel for speedruns. This fucking blows
>>382638886
Didn't he shove that medallion up his ass?
>>382638867
nah lets just make it waves of generic enemies that all die in one hit while you fill the screen clutter
>speedrun community for this game
so you two faggots and the guy who donated
>>382638813
Glitchless is great for games where not using the glitches actually makes the game harder(not just slower) so you can see the runner use different skills.
>>382638886
How is this faggot not dead yet?
>>382638726
Sucking a huge cock is always the best medicine
>>382638764
Very clearly to advertise it. Problem being, the more you stare at this, the more you want to shut the stream off.
>>382638867
>Alien Swarm
Never heard of it.
dont fall asleep now /v/
>>382638867
Have you never played a twinstick shooter before in your life?
I'm not necessarily disagreeing with you, levels that move would be very interesting. But this game is very standard for its genre.
So, I dropped Circle of the Moon and just finished Harmony of Dissonance, Aria and Dawn of Sorrow or skip to Portrait of Ruin?
>>382638726
Fresh air, mint tea or just a nap.
>>382638786
>He says, while living caged in his basement.
>>382638967
He's kept alive by anons whose sole purpose in life is fucking with him
this is a video game
>>382639039
2 late, crashing any minute now.
>>382638886
>tfw work 2 jobs just to barely afford living out on my own and feeling exhausted for the few moments of free time I have while chris gets to live on disability doing whatever the fuck he wants daily
Autism is the real easy mode.
>>382638726
Take an advil or two if it's bad enough.
>>382632628
ayy
>>382638867
>Alien Swarm
Too bad it's been dead for a long time
>>382639042
Aria is widely agreed to be the best GBA Castlevania, I don't know how the fuck you didn't play it first.
dang heckin lol irony is funny
>>382639042
Aria and Dawn then PoR, all three are brilliant games.PoR is my favorite
>There will be a Crypt of the Negrodancer run
Have they learned nothing from the fucking Roguelite block before? That shit is so fucking boring it hurts
>>382639026
it's a free 4-player co-op game on Steam. It's very fun. Try to find three other people who haven't played it and you'll have a blast.
>>382639097
Yeah, but he's also chris
also leave the fucking city retard, move somewhere cheaper
>>382639108
>Widely agreed
Meaning: I like it better. Circle of the Moon is clearly the superior game.
>>382639042
>skip aria and dawn
nigga those are the best
>>"""""speedrunning""""" a generic twin stick shooter
>>game has no difficulty settings, exploration, death, or plot
>>arenas are small enough to fit in one screen
>>only way to progress is to just kill every enemy on screen so a """speedrun""" is exactly the same in every way as just playing the game normally
Fucking hell this is awful. Give me Smash TV or at least 40k Kill team, watching that dumb android baby pick its nose for an hour is not my idea of fun
>PLEASE BUY THIS GAME
>ITS ON SALE RIGHT NOW
does this fucker think he's a sports announcer or something
TRY THE DEMO
TRY THE DEMO
TRY THE DEMO
TRY THE DEMO
>>382639147
You take that back right now
>>382639197
but it's darn dang heckin good xD
>>382639174
No, anon. It is definitely the most popular. I personally believe that Metroidvanias are an inferior formula to Classicvanias and wish they'd make more another Adventure Rebirth.
>>382639251
This is entertaining just for the fact that the guy in the purple shirt is clearly regretting the decision to have this guy commentate.
>>382639108
I am playing all of them in release order.
But HoD was kinda meh, hence the question.
>>382639131
Good, looks like It's one I can't skip then.
>>382639174
HoD bored me, but CotM bored me to death.
>>382639194
Sorry whitey, gonna start now!
Thank you anons!
GDQ never fails to be an embarrassing mess
>>382639282
what, watching 3 hours of resets because they didn't get the right seed is fun for you?
>>382639317
I agree that the Metroidvania formula isn't as good as the Classicvania formula, however, all of the GBA and DS games are still pretty solid entries if you ask me.
Guys, please don't spam. My daughter made a macaroni dinosaur in school and it passes its days pasted to my laptop screen. When too many messages show up it starts turning into a nacho cheese torpedo. God bless, thanks for understanding
>>382639131
I've played so much fucking PoR. What a masterpieceJONATHAN
>>382639320
You only get bored becaue you're a boring person.
Reminder that a Mighty No9 speedrun would be much more exciting than this.
>>382639159
I love how easy you make it sound. Let me just drop everything I've got going on right now and move to some dirt cheap shit hole. Life advice from 4chan gets me everytime.
I can't watch this anymore. Someone wake me up when there's something good.
>>382639402
>discovering that holding L before pressing start gave you original VACHARUROTTE
W
>>382639406
Nah, the game is a mess.
It suffers from the same problem as Castlevania 2.
It tries to be many things and don't do anything well enough.
riveting commentary
>>382639485
Jona-san
>>382639450
wow how was i supposed to know living somewhere with a high cost of living requires a lot of money wow bugged finance mechanics
>>382639490
Castlevania 2 is a good game, though.
>>382638867
it's not that bad. It's just boring to watch. The game itself is very enjoyable and polished with some replayability in the score.
xth for Flip Flappers!
>>382639490
That's just a generic complaint, you avoid specifics because you can't discuss something you've never touched.
This stream is so fucking boring I'm arguing about GBA games with some faggot who's wrong.
>>382639559
>>382639528
It's not a bad game, but it's not good.
Compared to 1 is a bad game. As a stand alone game? It's fun, yeah.
>>382639581
Hey, at least I had an argument.
>>382639507
>sisters mode being the most OP piece of shit that ruins every boss in 2 seconds tops
>beating the game as Richter/Maria
>beating Richter and giving the original power to the vampire killer
>1000% map completion for some reason
You're damn right it was a masterpiece.
>>382639559
More like Flip Flopped lmao
what are next
>only half way through
>>382639779
delete this
>>382639818
shit
NEXT
>MDK
>Not MDK2
Shame
>>382639490
This is such an amazing image. Thank you.
>>382639779
>It's a sponsored run
>>382639843
>kid...
>>382639938
You're welcome!
>>382639559
>>382639602
COCONA IS CUTE. Cute! Give me cocona!
>>382639641
The only problem that Castlevania 2 really suffers from is how cryptic the game is. Konami went overboard in that regard. The gameplay itself is solid and. with either a walkthrough or a romhack that makes sense of the dialogue throughout the game, it becomes an incredibly solid entry into the series. A blind, vanilla playthrough isn't a great experience, but not because of the gameplay mechanics itself, rather, it's because there's too much trial and error required and all of the in game hints are just too fucking esoteric. Thankfully, romhacks and strategy guides exist.
Admittedly, I don't have a tainted image of Castlevania 2, because I was born in 91, so I grew up with SCIV, not the original trilogy. Perhaps if you played it in the 80s, without Nintendo Power, and obviously without a fan edit of the game, it wouldn't be able to compare to 1 or 3.
>>382639957
>2 hour community map showcase
>>382640000
>Quads
a c a p e l l a
NOOOOOO THE SINGING HAS BEGUN YET AGAIN
>>382640000
Nice quads.
>>382640000
>0000
What are some good incest sadpanda?
>guys and girls
banned
>>382640021
I played in 98, 99, I was born in 90.
I played with a FAQ from a magazine from my country, so it was easy.
When I played again this year I remembered most of the bullshit, so this part was tainted to me. But the gameplay is not so fun like a direct level like Castlevania 1.
Still, a fun game.
IT'S WELL WORTH IT GUYS
HE PLAYED THE DEMO FOR 4 HOURS
Only $7!
>>382640174
https://exhentai.org/g/870332/201f71291b/
https://exhentai.org/g/879080/a68c21f785/
>>382640174
MAMA TAMA
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>>382640250
>bbw
>hairy
is this guy the fucking developer or something?
>>382639490
>shootout_at_the_PS3_games_corral.jpg
>>382640302
>doesnt like mild BBW
Buy my game
why are let's play games allowed??????
>>382640421
Because gdq has lost its meaning. Watch NASA instead
>>382640316
nah, I've met em. They're prettycool guys. An animator, programmer, and designer.
>>382640421
You mean shilled games.
>>382640021
I played CV2 back in the day without any kind of help and the worst problem I ever had with it was entering passwords correctly.
Why are the worst runs always the longest ones
>>382640509
imagine being the guy who knows this much about this shitty random indie game and isn't good enough to run it
pathetic
>>382640540
Because time is relative.
I'd rather be watching informercials
>>382640421
Because fun speedrunners are banned
How boring.
BLUE DAMAGE
>>382640559
he's reading off of a script. You can watch him clearing looking down at something while he talks. He's literally just advertising
>>382640559
Nice line of thought.
are we going to use the other thread or be a bunch of dumbies and make another one?
>>382640652
I vote for another one.
We stick as a group.
>>382640652
there's already another thread up
>>382632771
>>382632771
>>382640652
Might as well make another one, the OP is outdated
>>382637038
>Watch NASA instead
When does nasa take place?
>>382640559
the games hard as shit. They're doing quite well considering its a 6hour game normally.
>>382640782
listening to this bullshit is hard enough as it is
this cutscene looks like ass.
>>382641338
>>382641338
>>382641338
Made a new one