ITT: Stuff that you think will be satirized in GTA VI

I don't think GTA VI will happen for a long time. The situation with Rockstar now reminds me of Valve - they make acclaimed singleplayer games for some years, then they discover how much more money multiplayer only games make and focus their efforts solely on those

>>382554672
>Valve
Yeah except Rockstar hasn't lost all the employees which make it good, though they do jew their customers just like Valve does.

>>382554672
Speculation thread on how they're going to force Shark Cards into RDR2's multiplayer?

>>382554135
Safe spaces

>2017
>cuckflix
>inb4 muh polplsgo
>>>/tv/

Trump

>>382554851
>pouch of RDR$
>bag of RDR$
>sack of RDR$
>card of RDR$

>>382554756
The price tags on the new gunrunning update items are fucking disgusting, I haven't even bothered downloading it yet. I still remember how excited I felt when I read that Newswire post about "Further adventures of Michael, Franklin and Trevor in San Andreas" in fucking December 2013. This is what we got instead.

>>382555102
>made fun of hipsters in V
I can see them taking the next step, especially since a lot of groups like that shit on Rockstar.

>>382554851
>pouch of RDR$
>bag of RDR$
>sack of RDR$
>cart of RDR$
>wagon of RDR$

>>382555209
Oh I know. All those horses you could progressively find or earn in game? Now there are hundreds and they require several hours just to unlock one. Also horse armor, 10 million RDR$

>>382555102
>>382555272
I don't play Rockstar games but they don't seem to try to hit people below the belt like 4chan users. From what I know of the company. They draw the line at perpetuating political stereotypes and things that discriminate.

>>382554135

"pussy hats" and #notmypresident

>>382555509
So safespaces and the groups that attack them sound like perfect targets?

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I expect lots and lots of satire involving youtube.

Something like a sequence of missions where you'll have to watch vlogs and pinpoint the location of a man based on pic related, stalk him and after a crazy chase either kill him or kidnap him for an asiatic mob because he owns money to them. It would be pretty funny.

>>382555625
Oh yeah. You're right.

>>382555738
We could've already had that in V

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>>382554135
President Donald Love

>>382555321
I imagine they're going to add wagons and shoe horn in some heist that has you escaping with a wagon that has a civil war gatling gun on it. Because everything needs to be Michael Bay shit.

>>382555828

srsly? When?

I keep watching casey neistat vlog and I cannot help the feeling he'd fit right in a GTA game. The man is a walking joke target.

THE ASSASSINATION OF DRUUUUUUUMPF
id like to see them hit harder on the e-celeb thing

>>382555509
>I don't play Rockstar games
>I somehow still think my uninformed opinion is worth posting

Fuck neo-/v/.