Have video games ever gotten you laid before?

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>>381992242
no

i want them to though. It would be nice to get some cummies for playing vidya

Got a blowjob while playing Puyo Puyo Tetris the first week of owning it

>>381992242
What is this image portraying

Not by a green haired kike

Quite the contrary.

>>381992491
liar

>getting laid
>at all
>>>/r/eddit

>>381992525
OP had sex for the first time and wanted to show off the other party

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Yeah

>>381992242
Yes, I met three girls from my guild irl.

>>381992242
Yup.

Not that it was worth it.

>>381992569
woah

Yeah I used to hang out at a PC cafe that had a token slut. Every dude there had their turn. Very cute with slight chub, pierced and tattooed but not too crazy.

In retrospect it's hotter than I realized.

>>381992569
I'm not lying, I kept losing and my girl isn't good at tetris so she wasn't playing and just watching and to "calm me down" since the game was pissing me off she blew me

sex is so easy to get, literally just find that one dumb bitch that will give it up

>>381992242
No but it's a good excuse to have a girl sit in your lap while you guys play some casual game "together"

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Why are normalfags still allowed here?

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Kinda

I work as a 3D artist

My ex GF works for a game studio

We bonded over vidya, dark souls, bloodborne etc, which led to constant fucking and a relationship

But now she's my ex

We live in the same apartment building so I end up seeing her with her new BF most days despite the fact that we haven't spoken once since we ended 2 months ago :(

>>381992242
Only video games actually.

>>381992837
cuck

>>381992242
>>381992242
Why is this thread still up?

gtf/out/--->

>>381992837
She's probably being barebacked by him right now you cuck loser. Go kill yourself.

>>381992710
>my girl

Stop saying this. I'm being serious. Using that term indicates that your relationship is almost certainly stacked against her and she's too scared to speak to you about it. Why do you think you own her? She has her own feelings, and by continuing to speak to her in a manner like that is both disgusting and saddening. You are not entitled to her, and are probably actually lucky to even know her. Just because you're an emotionless dipshit doesn't give you the right to take someone and attemp to force ownership on someone in a sick, perverted way. Maybe you should ask her her own opinion on using that term, but you've probably suppressed her so much she isn't even brave enough to answer questions honestly to you. You need to think about your mental state and what you get out of saying something like that in the future, and always think about her feelings and her opinion, and certainly try to think more of her in the future, because you're displayed a pretty disgusting lack of respect just by using a term like that.

>>381992837
>We bonded over vidya, dark souls, bloodborne
>But now she's my ex
hmm really makes you think

>>381993051
Females are goods to be traded and owned, retard.

>>381993051
wew

>>381993051
>google search this
>it's actually not pasta

As the man in the relationship, I'm allowed to be in the charge, fuck off pussy

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>>381992242
Yes.

I played Pokemon, and some girl met me online because we both played Pokemon.

And then I visited her and she sucked my dick before riding me.

>>381993059
I guess their relationship hollowed

>>381993051
Is this pasta?

>>381992242
No but my dad nearly did. He's short fat and balding and has awful arthritis despite only being 45 and chicks in their early 20s are all fucking over him in public and striking up conversations in and trying to get his number. We were in our local games store some time last year and two different chicks were flirting with him by striking up vidya conversations. I know he was a hunk in his youth but it's fucking hilarious to see, so much so that it doesn't bother me that I get no attention from women.

>>381993157
i-it has to be pasta

>>381993051
>Can't call a girl "my girl" if we're "going out"

This is why majority /v/ stays away from modern "women". You're not a dude stop trying to act like one

>>381993176
CARLOS!

>>381993250
2D women are pretty great and you can own them how you like.

>>381993170
> Plays Pokemon
> Posts Steven Cancerverse gif

If they're over 200 pounds, it doesn't count.

>>381993051
if this ain't pasta it was surely typed with the intention of becoming pasta

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>>381993051
This was typed out by a woman.

>>381993051
Pasta or not, there are actually people who think like this

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>>381993308
I'll just stay away from vaccuous "1st world" whores that have access to the internet thanks.

>>381993442

>>381993051
loooooooool

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>>381993051
>the post before literally called his gf "a dumb bitch for sex"
>get all worked up over the "my girl" part

>>381993450
Owning women stopped being a thing, because they became both worthless and useless.
Women are obsolete humans.

>>381993316
She wasn't. She's about 145, 150ish, at most.

Also she's like 8 or 9 inches shorter than me. She's borderline shortstack.

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>>381993051
Take it

>>381992242
Cons are a great place to meet people.
It's also a great place to get laid if you don't have the social skills of a child. And even if you do, give yourself more con time. The only way to get better at talking is to talk more.

>>381992242
Brought my GF at my house and played Strip Tekken.

>>381993051
Someone throw this bitch a tampon and be done with it

>>381993316
People gotta start somewhere anon. Some people need to drop their standards before they can gain confidence.

>>381993668
Is that your response? Not trying to be rude here, but I honestly think you might be a bit dumb. I know what /v/ is like, I know that most of you are sexist and will never change, but why give me that sexist response also? It does nothing. In future, don't reply like that to someone.

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>>381993903
You're not even trying.

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>>381993903
>haha I'm above you touché my good friend
Literally you right now.

>>381992242
Ate pussy while she payed Metal Slug X on the PS2 until she couldn't play no more. We ended up fucking. She was a high school friend and we were taking a break from studying.

Got addicted to WoW so my GF kept trying to get my attention with sex.

When did /v/ get filled with unironic misogynists?

>>381994151
>eating pussy
Confirmed for low test beta manlet
Only betas eat pucci

Yes. I will always have Mario Party. Bitches love Mario Party

>>381994320
Whatever, dude. I like going down on girls.

>>381994307
It's always been that way, you cuck

>>381994375
beta homo cuck

>>381994307
I'm pretty sure 98% of the comments here are ironic, trolling or kids trying to be edgy. Always take everything with a grain of salt.

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>>381994469
>>381994524

>>381994307
>>381994307
>Misogynist

OK so what do you think of pic related? >>381993450

>>381994307
Why do women love being treated like shit? Can blame guys for that.

>>381994375
*girls with a penis.* I meant.

>>381994469
Probably their first day off neocuck. Individuals like those are easy to farm (You's)

>>381992242
yes when pokemon go craze was going on at my campus I lost my virginity. shit was pretty cash and a miraculous time

t. friendless 220lbs/120kg neckbeard

>>381993051
this is pasta right?

>>381994307
At least a decade ago where have you been

>>381994609
Nice projecting, anon. A real smooth talker. No one will figure it out, ever.

>>381994572
>I AM SILLY!

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>>381994572
Women don't need your defense. They can take care of themselves.

>>381994697
What do you think? For real.

>>381994746
>clothes are optional rape is not

Couldn't this really easily be interpreted as rape being mandatory

>>381992242
Why do you say before? Implying that it's going to in the future either.

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>>381993051
This is why you get called a cuck. if you're with a significant other you're allowed to call them yours, it's not a term of property or ownership you beta, it's called being in a relationship. just because you're so far into the brainwashing camps of feminazis, and ultra far left ideologies doesn't mean faithful relationships have to fail because the modern woman was brainwashed into being a slut.

A relationship is a bond, and that bond means you belong to eachother, and that does not include anyone else, in any way shape or form, otherwise that is being a whore, regardless of your gender.

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>>381994928
>brainwashing camps
Do you know how dumb you sound
lol

>>381994928
Right on man

>>381994995
>Ignores the actual point of his comment
>also a nigger

as expected

>>381994746
That's offensive to muslim culture and they should be ashamed, raping women in short skirts is an allah given right.

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>>381994151
>having sex for the first time
>eating my girl out
>go down to rim her ass
>it smells like poop
wtf I hate buttholes now

I didn't even try anal for another 3 months even though she wanted to try it.

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>>381995307
>my girl

DELET THIS

>>381992242
horse face

I met a girl by talking to her about Splatoon. It got me laid. Does that count?

>>381995307
People shit from there, it was never meant for a penis to be subjected to fecal bacteria no matter what fags say

My girl
Talkin' 'bout my girl.

MY GIRL.

https://youtu.be/Vc_SDlPMGDA

>>381994928
Would you like if your gf called you "my boy" to everyone?

>>381995604
Girls also pee from a bagina and guys piss from their dick. Why is one more gross than the other?

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I fucked a girl (male) that I bonded with through Overwatch.

Does that count?

>>381995745
because assholes are not meant to be stretched open from a dick going inside of it
and a stretched open asshole means you're fucking up your blood vessels and nerves and shit
and then once these start to bleed you get bloody shit in your dick and that's how you get AIDS or something else that will fucking kill you

>>381995729
A woman is in no position to make emasculating statements are like that. Women are property and should be treated as such. It's in their nature and biology. They are programmed to subject and that's why women, even today, still do.

>>381995745
Girls don't pee from the same hole you fuck

>>381995729
I've heard women say "my man" plenty of times well not so much anymore since you know divorce rates and taxes skyrocketed since women got the vote and all.

>>381995820
That's not really how biology works at all though.

>>381995307
I'm glad to hear that you accidentally brownpilled yourself anon, stay away from that filthy cornhole in future

>>381995745
piss is relatively clean anon
and penis in vagina is natural, penis in pooper isn't
piss doesn't come from the vagina anon
jesus christ

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>>381995729
>>381995729
Wouldn't bug me because I'm past kindergarden mentality, i.e. getting offended at words like a child.

I've had a black girlfriend before and she did do that. So your attempt at guilting or w/e you're attempting is aimed at the worst possible person

>>381995307
Never do a rimjob without a bath first. Rookie mistake.

>>381995842
Yes they are. Men are property of women and meant to serve them.

>>381995497
Rude

>>381993450
>Blaming women for the 30's dustbowl
You are beyond saving, anon

>>381995497
You are gay.

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>>381993051

>>>/lgbt/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/tumblr/