Whats this guys fucking deal?
>>381759869
she must be like 8 feet tall
>>381759948
Hello Todd
*looks at shoes*
>>381759869
I bet he made the girl wear low heels.
>>381759948
No, he's 5.
>>381759948
todd you really should stop visiting this site and begin to concentrate on greater things in life
>>381759869
Obviously it's all camera tricks. She's got high heels on which add at least 30 centimeters to her height. I bet that old man it wearing big shoes too.
Todd is actually really tall
>>381759869
>she will never step on your dick and call you a pathetic loser
why live?
More like Toddler How'd you get so small.
>>381759948
She's probably like 5'8" without heels
todd is just a fucking manlet
>>381759869
He's short.
i like how the woman just completely ignores his existence, like she doesn't even turn to look at him
>>381760178
This.
Heels add surprising amount of height.
>>381759869
>>381760314
nice of todd to get on his knees so shiggy doesn't look like a manlet
>>381760314
h-heh, good ol rusemaster kojima, even lying about his height
>>381759869
What's her model mayhem
>>381760090
>She's got high heels on which add at least 30 centimeters to her height
What?
>>381759869
Manlet and Manletter
>>381760314
You see that's Hideo, not Kojima.
Hideo is 6'5", so it's only obvious that he'd be taller.
>>381759869
>Tfw you could beat the shit out of Todd Howard
It'd be like fighting a 12 year old.
>>381760314
Is todd like 1.60?
what the fuck
>>381760597
Well I.. I mean Todd wouldn't lie about his height. Clearly those high heels are huge.
>>381759869
Toddy-boy is so cute. He's like a little baby. Like a toy.
>>381760232
Not defending anyone, but really, with his money, he just has to snap his fingers and she'll suck his cock in a sec.
Women just like to ignore people, they get attention all the time, so they don't give any freely.
>>381759869
>Toddlet
Reminds me of someone...
>>381760232
>i like how the woman just completely ignores his existence, like she doesn't even turn to look at him
probably the best part
Anyone got a picture of tippy-toe Todd at that B-list celebrity event for FO4?
>>381760874
>>381759869
Sauce on the model
Todd, I don't care that you're short. Your games have entertained me for hours upon hours. I love you and your company.
>>381760995
Okay I was laughing on todd memes so far but now I feel kinda sad.
>>381760995
Fuck me what a pathetic excuse for a man.
>>381761086
>*10 creation club credits have been added to your account*
>>381760995
why do manlets always do this
do they think no one will notice
>>381761086
>>381761103
It time to go, Toddler.
>>381760995
Video game companies are so out of touch, inviting a bunch of random ass celebs who don't even play video games to their functions.
This what happens when video game companies shift from making video games to making money in general.
reminder the dumbass that started the whole "Todd Howard is 6,2" meme was actually looking at this guy's statistics
http://www.nfl.com/player/toddhoward/2516888/profile
>>381760995
when will they learn
why do women wear heels
shouldn't men be the ones wearing heels because they want to be tall?
me? I like short girls
>>381761168
Manlets are incredibly insecure
>>381761225
Holy shit he plays in the NFL too? Why are the shills so mad they photoshop him to look like a manlet?
>>381761235
They look good
Gives you a nice ass.
>>381761235
this sounds like something a manlet would say
>>381761235
because it accentuates the legs and ass, virgin
>>381761235
Its make their flat ass look more firm and perky.
>>381761235
Because it makes them sexier?
>>381761235
heels are scientifically proven to make women more sexy.
>>381761235
>t. manlet
Also, heels make the legs look better.
>>381761235
To make their feet look smaller and their legs look longer.
Long legs is how primates determine a female is ready to mate.
That;s why we instinctly think long legs are sexy.
>>381761235
Stand in front of a mirror and stand on your tippy toes and realize how much more defined it makes your legs look, then imagine a woman doing it permanently while wearing heels.
>>381761317
>>381761334
>>381761349
shoes don't magically change their ass
this is a myth
>>381760090
She'd be taller then him even without the heels.
>>381761321
It's exactly what a manlet would say.
t. 5'5 manlet
>>381761235
>shouldn't men be the ones wearing heels because they want to be tall?
Todd Howard is one of the only people that genuinely looks like he is having fun at E3s
>>381761405
Aren't hips, tits and ass what indicate a fully grown woman ? Legs are just a fetish or a societal thing I think. Short legged girls can be sexy af too.
>>381761552
Short girls just lead to your sons being manlets.
>>381761552
>Short legged girls can be sexy af too.
no they can't you pedo
>>381761476
It's not.
Look it up
>>381761476
Accentuate doesn't mean "magically change the shape of" you fucking idiot. That's literally one of the reasons why heels exist in the first place. You're dumb as bricks.
>>381761476
except it isnt, the heels shift your weight so muscles flex, making it look more tight and perky
>>381761552
The reasoning he gave is retarded, ignore it. Length of the calf relative to body length is correlated to estrogen production. Longer calves are correlated to higher production, like broad shoulders are to testosterone, both signifiers of sexual fitness. They seek to artificially elongate the calf or trick minds into seeing it that way. Heels also have the added benefit of pushing out tits and ass, puts the whole show on display
>>381761368
Can you give a link to this research?
>>381761235
High heels were originally made for men. They were made with man figure in mind. Acording to "heights of fashion" elevated shoes date back to 15th century persia and were worn by male equestrians ( horse riders ) . The heel helped secure a soldiers stance so that he can shoot his bow and arrow more easily. The trend soon moved to Europe where it was adopted by kings that moved the fashion to the shoe that is known as louboutin pumped shoes with high heels. Later in years women adapted it to their wardrobe and men just saw it as impractical use so they left it aside for women. Eventually women took the fad over and thus now it is deemed as a womens shoe.
>>381761664
oh I'm dumb because I don't fall for optical illusions of overpriced shoes that cause awkward social situation by making the shorter sex taller
don't think so buddy
girls should be 5'0" with flats
>>381760232
She's probably an oldschool Fallout fan.
At least he's not beta faggot unlike all of you
>>381759869
Well, she's German AND she's wearing high heels
give toddler a chance
>>381761903
Got a trip now, Toddy? Not bad.
>>381761984
Why did you delet your previous post Todd?
>>381761835
You don't already have it? It's standard fare for everyone about 6 ft 2
>>381761835
I gave several men pens and pads of paper at e3 the past years and told them to write down what gave them boners when a boner would occur. What came up (pun intended) most often was women's legs when the foot was nested in a highheeled shoe
>>381762042
He accidently had a tripcode on.
>>381760314
Kojima is being cradled by Todd's long muscular arms.
>>381761984
those women are old who gives a fuck?
>>381762098
>>381761990
>these newfags
It's not a tripcode, it was simply a name.
Namefaggotry and tripfaggotry are both shitty, but not the same.
>>381762054
Kyrgyzbo is the namefag
>>381759869
>Being shorter than girls
why didnt he just kys himself
>>381761873
Manlet detected.
>heels make legs and ass look better
She's still taller than him without the heels
He's the shortest man in the world
>>381762174
Because height doesn't really matter >>381761984
>>381761864
That's pretty interesting, anon.
>>381761835
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/slightly-blighty/201508/why-high-heels-make-women-more-attractive
>>381761984
I feel sorry for Todd, he actually has a pretty masculine face but the height and voice of a teenage boy.
>>381762254
He could pay her to act like his 5th grade crush on an 8th grader. Perfect.
>>381761984
Have you seen his wife and son?
>>381762363
His head is fucking tiny
todd is a midget but i really do wish the high heels meme would end. even the average guy is dwarfed by her
>>381762463
He needs to do something with his hair
>>381762497
I'm with you, brah! Manlet pride! Remove high heels!
>>381762463
It's like someone shifted the size slider to 20 percent.
Dreamboy was probably an inch taller than Todd.
>>381762497
I agree, but women don't care about the average guy. They view 80% of men as "below average" in looks.
>>381762442
So?
Chads can fuck off. I like Todd.
>>381761476
>How to spot a virgin, lesson 1
>>381762320
Thanks, senpai.
>>381762190
Goddamn that body looks so breedable. Fuck.
>>381762442
>Have you seen his wife and son?
I haven't; have you got a picture?
>Be 20
>Always wear boots to look taller
>Metalhead so it's okay, nobody notices them
>Be 5'7 with said boots
>I'm actually 5'6 and absolutely nobody knows this
My only two friends are at least 5'10 and they're skinnier than me so I'm short and fat by default.
It depresses me to no end to know that I won't grow anymore.
How am I supposed to enjoy life?
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>>381763056
>5'6
HAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
try doing some growth exercises
>>381761235
men did originally wear heels fuckhead, they orignated off cowboy boots
>>381763056
You aren't. Such is the way of life.
>>381763056
>used to be short, fat, ugly, wearing braces and glasses
>late bloomer as fuck
>biggest transformation mankind has ever seen from 16 to 19
>1.85m tall now
>solid 7/10 face and very manly bone structure
>semi fit, too, can do 60 push ups
I can only say that i know how it feels. Grade school and middle school were a nightmare.
>>381763250
>be me
>be Todd Howard
>be 6'9"
>always has been
I don't know these feels you speak of
>>381761835
pornhub.com/video/search?search=high+heels
>>381763209
>they orignated off cowboy boots
Why are amerifats so ignorant?
>>381762867
That's a dude, retard.
>>381763056
Move to a Chinese neighborhood.
I'm 5 7 and I feel like a viking GOD.
>>381763554
I need some source on that very heavy claim.
>>381763524
wew
>>381763056
>How am I supposed to enjoy life?
You're not, it was all a lie. Our parents were too dumb to use contraceptives, and that's all there is to life.
>>381763527
you just made it gay again, faggot
>>381763747
High heels and boots and shit for a man, was always gay as fuck. KYS manlet
>>381763056
You have no other option than go Jet Li mode. People won´t care if you are short when you will be doing flips instead of walking.
>>381763527
French wore platform boots because pre-19th century France was literally worse than India, French were shitting everywhere.
>>381763056
>be 5'4
>only times my height comes into play is when me and my friends meme about manlets
really fires up my almonds
>>381761321
Dont call yourself a manlet.. Literally calling yourself an insecure faggot.
Yeah you may be short but dont call self degrade yourself like that anon.
>>381764081
go on tinder and list your height as 5'4" and you'll really have some fired up almonds
>>381761903
>living in Kyrgyzstan
lmaoing @ ur life
>>381764159
I hate the term "manlet", it pisses me off, but I do call myself an insecure faggot all the time.
Wat do?
>>381764242
what would happen if you were 69/10 chad in the pics but said you were 5'4"?
>mfw every time I see a manlet
>>381764242
>tinder
Who do you take me for senpai, some disgusting normie degenerate?
>>381764316
"Do you have lots of money?" would probably the thing they ask you
>>381760314
I don't know if this is right but there's apparently a football player named Todd Howard which comes up for this.
>>381764316
I remember someone on /fit/ did something like that and most of the women were so fucking conflicted while the rest said they could look past it.
>>381760314
very funny
post the real one now
>>381764546
No that's him. Haters are just editing photos and videos of Todd to make him look like a little manlet when in reality he used to play in the NFL before he started making award-winning video games.
>>381762938
It's really hard to find apparently. Been looking for ten minutes.
His wife is a 300 pound landplanet. His son is 16, wears a fedora and has a kiddy castle over his bed.
>>381764596
Is this real ?
>>381764909
Yes, this is the real one
these 4chan tricksters edited it to make me look short
>>381759869
When you look down for any reason you are automatically a loser nerd.
Don't look down ever, even if there is a endless pot hole or open man hole.
>>381764854
That's Randy Pitchford's family.
Todd tries his hardest to stay completely private because he knows that if he made a public twitter account, all he'd get are a ton of shitposts.
>>381764596
K-kisama
>see that mountain? You can climb it
I understand now. Look how short he is. A simple hill would seem like a mountain to him and you CAN climb hills in skyrim.
All along he never actually lied to us.
>>381765024
Oh, shit. You're right. My bad.
STOP LAUGHING AT SHORT MEN IT'S NOT FUNNY
>>381765024
Yeah, I remember when his Steam account got found out by /vg/ guys, then it spread to /v/ and all he got was mountain memes, sweet little lies, and even bane memes.
Poor Todd.
>>381765349
>dat downie in a ruffled collar
lmao
>>381765661
She a cute
im 6'4 its weird i dont know any of these insecurities
>>381765349
>>381759869
God he's so cute
>>381760995
SWEET LITTE LIES
>>381759869
>You will never get given a trophy by a tall woman with a nice smile
Why live
>>381765661
Say that to my face fucker not online.
>>381765929
Very rude behaviour
>>381764279
Stop doing it and be comfortable with who you are. Fag.
manlets, when will they learn?
>>381762463
Why does this feel like forced perspective type shit
Being with a girl that's almost twice your size sounds fun though
shame your chances of getting one while being a manlet are significantly lower than someone of normal height
>>381760686
Probably 168cm +/-1cm..
>>381760232
>>381760852
Yeah, it's like her only job was to hand over the award
>>381763554
>>381762190
sauce it then fuk
>>381759974
>>381760178
redpill me on fucking heels
do girls use them to feel empowered or superior in some way? why would they want to be super fucking tall?
>>381759869
Todd is a manlet, but that woman is a female lanklet.
Only men should be tall, women must be short and thicc.
>>381767290
Fuck me that is creepy
>>381767698
MUH DICK
>>381767592
>I want to buy a helicopter
>You should
Topfuckingkek
>>381767290
Holy shit thats creepy as fuck.
>>381767435
>tfw I will never fulfill my /ss/ fantasies with a girl that's like two or three heads taller than me because I'm not a manlet
>meanwhile there are some poor lads that are trapped in a manlet body they never asked for
fuckin hell
>>381767684
yes height is desirable, it also makes legs look slimmer
>>381760090
Well hang on now, looking at that guy's shoes he's just wearing old dirty running sneakers. What the fuck? They're not even "trendy; i'm a CEO that wears clean white sneakers with my suits so you know im hip and approachable" shoes they're just straight up dirty looking jogging shoes.
>>381760995
just what is todd's height?
>>381767503
Oh, just like me!
>>381767290
Shit, poor dude probably won't live past 40, maybe 50 at a stretch.
>>381767290
the way he runsfucking cracks me up
>>381767684
Pushes out the tits and ass to be sexy
If you look at any photo of a grill posing for instagram or whatever bullshit, you'll notice they always have super-exaggerated lordosis cause they're pushing their ass out
>>381768049
>I thought exactly this when I saw that pic
just end me
>>381767290
[ALIEN ACTIVITY]
>>381767290
Crystal treatments are allowed in basketball?
>>381760142
welp, I was probably going to fap anyway, but now I am for sure
(Pissing and/or spitting on me too while she does that would make it extra good, hng...)
>>381760314
>Hideo is 6'5
HE PLAYED US LIKE A DAMNED FIDDLE
>>381767698
>>381763961
No cause they helped going up a horse.
Only the Aristocracy could afford horses.
So the heeled shoes became a status symbol.
>>381759869
anyone know her name?
>tfw king of manlets
>>381761485
Hell! She'd be taller than him if Todd were wearing the heels!
>>381767684
Eh, because it also eliminates any man that's shorter. You don't only have to be taller than a girl, you have to be taller than her in heels too.
>>381767435
>>381768049
>>381768628
>tfw have a thing for tall and dominant women, as well as motherly figures (yes I have mommy issues)
>am 5'4
[Spoiler] I'm also a trap[/spoiler]
>>381767290
thank mr skeltal
>>381759869
>visibly relaxes when she goes away
Poor Todd.
whoa hey guys
>>381767290
Fucking yes
>>381761235
its because heels make leg muscles stand out better. better looking legs and arse and some girls who are really short like them for the added height but mostly they are for making muscles standout
>>381763056
You stay inside and jerk off anyway so nobody will notice your height.
>>381769519
>>381767290
did they fuck?
>>381769519ayy lmao
>>381763056
>be 179cm
>tell people I'm 180cm
D E V I L I S H
>>381768480
>maybe 50 at a stretch.
he's stretched already enough i think.
>>381769845
Hmm, this looks shooped.
>tfw 5'5
Whelp, at least i've had sex. It's been 5 years since but whatever.
>>381769958
>>381769989
t. manlet
>tfw could have been born a manlet
>wasn't
>tfw 5´9 master race
>>381769845
>>381770078
I want to get dominated by huge bitches so fucking bad it physically hurts
>>381770176
dont tell him, guys
>>381770006
>>381769418
I still win faggot
>>381770176
i`m 5`11 and already a borderline midget anon
>>381770176
>5´9
a-anon
>>381770176
anon...
>>381769519
Cute! I prefer amazons but a giraffe is fine too.
>>381770226
>>381770260
>>381770261
>>381770269
5'9 is average you mongoloids im not a fucking manlet
>>381770251
How can a 5'4 trap faggot get women?
>>381769845
>>381770078
>girls are 10/10
>dude is 5/10 at best
sexual dimorphism at its finest
>>381770474
keep going, or else
>>381770408
Look on the bright side my vertically challenged friend. At least you fit comfortably into economy class aeroplane seats.
>>381770408
anon just stop
>>381770409
I uh... can't... not men either... I flirt with a fuck ton of people online, (most are kinda neckbeard type men, who I honestly kinda have a thing for at this point) but I'm a virgin and I've never had a romantic kiss or been on a date or anything like that
>>381770801
holy fuck
>>381759869
When I was a kid my grandmother used to tell me that if you lie constantly you'll never grow up. Guess she was right.
>>381769845
>>381770078
>tfw no lesbian amazonian slavemasters to abuse me
>tfw no death by snu-snu
>>381770801
>tfw that one porn video where the chick is way taller than the guy and he just lies on his belly on her back while fucking her and goes "SUPERMAAAAN"
/gif/ thread with it died, fuck
>>381767290
>>381769519
Fuck people over 5'8'' and fuck taller women I AM NOT A MANLET I AM NOT A MANLET 5'5'' is the absolute peak human height you FUCKS
>>381765415
What games did he play?
>>381759869
I don't know who's more adorable, the girl or Big Todd
GAS-332
post more snusnu
>>381767227
Well, they ARE Korean
>>381770801
>>381771278
>>381771278
Pipe down, short stuff.
>>381765929
Sauce?
WHEN
WILL
THEY
>>381761235
>why do women wear heels
Makes their legs look longer and puckers their asses out since they are on tippy toes. Heels are always paired with dresses that expose the legs. Wouldn't wear heels with jeans. They want the attention and rape.
LEARN?
>>381761235
it makes their legs and butts look better
>>381772540
delete this
>>381770801
Lanklets btfo
>>381770078
Perfect height to just shove his head up their skirts
>>381767698
That's disgusting, anon.
>>381771278
Fuck off Todd
>>381770801
why the fuck is that other girl slapping the air?
>>381767684
Makes their gait more feminine, pushes out their ass and tits, again making them more feminine and attractive, and makes them taller as an added bonus.
>tfw manlets are better looking, more fit, and more muscular on average
feels bad being a freakish and ugly lanklet. picking on shorties makes me feel better though
>>381772849
hot. that is why i like minors. they perfect hight for my dick if it was legal
>>381773232
>>381773232
keep telling that to yourselve
>>381773342
It's like one only worked on his chest and arms and the other only his belly.
>>381773232
Being short is ugly
>>381773232
>tfw manlets are better looking,
Height has nothing to do with attractiveness, false-flagging anon.
Men with mediterranean, south slavic or levantine features look better than the rest of males
Women with mediterranean, east slavic or scandinavian features look better than the rest of females.
>more fit, and more muscular on average
this is often true though, they get /fit/ faster
>>381773232
Nice try manlet.
Stop fucking making fun of height already. We make fun of fat people cause they can just lose weight. Don't make fun of something no one has control over.
inb4 manlet, I'm 6'5. Just stating truth
This easter egg makes more sense now
>>381773710
Shut up nigger.
>>381773827
Shut up spic.
>>381767435
>tfw have a gf that's twice my sizeIts in width though
>>381773883
>>Guy makes fun WRPGs
sup Todd
>>381773883
>Rugga
Is this the midget dick negro? The one with wife's son?
>>381767290
fuck, looks like a nba2k17 "Create a Player" with the height slider all up and and muscle slider all the way down.
>>381761235
men used to wear heels tho
MFW 1.84cm
I sometimes see taller people than me but it feels good to be taller than most of the people (thought the difference is not awkward-much). Its like i have the most ideal and comfy height.
>>381774618
>tfw 5'10
The world was made for my height.
>tfw 6 burger and 3 guns in heels
>>381773342
How did that guy get tits like that?
Did we just watch a ftm flash its hooters?
>Manlet
>Moderately attractive
>Not autistic, pretty charming in fact
>Good conversationalist
Giving up because you're a manlet is not an excuse
5'9 manlet here but I can run the 100 metres in 11 seconds
slapping lanklet's gfs asses all day, they can't catch me
>>381773773
that's funny. never noticed it before.
the thing with napoleon, he wasn't actually short. artists depicted him as a short man because of his disposition.
>>381764279
youre probably the only one who cares man
>tfw no amazon gf
>>381773342
ufufufu tfw no chad bf
>>381764279
Get comfortable in your own skin motherfucker, that should be step one for anyone with insecurities. So you're insecure because you're short? Can't do anything about it so you might as well be at peace with it and look at how it actually barely effects your life. No one judges you because you're short, people judge you because of how you act and carry yourself, THAT you can work on.
>>381775197
That and the girls he doesn't get.
>>381770226
>>381770260
>>381770261
>>381770684
>>381770269
>>381775732
Reminder that this has no sources to it. Go on tinder and see all the girls saying "Must be 6ft+" most common desired height is 6ft4.
>>381775732
>Women
>Too short
>>381775157
The depicted him as a short man because French Imperial measurements were different to other imperial measurements. 2.71cm as an inch compared to 2.54cm being an inch.
>>381759948
Fpbp
>>381764981
>reddit spacing
also where the hell do you think you are?
remember kids dont join the chess club
>>381776026
>it's wrong
t. anecdotal evidence
>>381776098
>
>>381767698
Didnt want to see that t-rex.
>>381762463
more like that faggot pete hines has a huge head
>>381770408
Sorry to burst your bubble but anything under 6' is considered manlet.
>>381762190
For the first time I want a girl to step on me.
>>381776254
There's a difference between being small and being a dwarf.
Heightism merely concerns trashy degenerate anglo countries, typically America and their "values".
None of that existed in Europe until you fuckers imposed your decaying culture and morals on us.
Modern humans are taller and bigger yes, it seems like they proportionally occupy more and more space as fast as they lose brain cells.
What's the fucking point of being tall and attractive if what you do is look yourself in the mirror all day and shitpost on the internet instead of educating yourself and becoming someone cultured, skilled and refined.
I mean, we all have insecurities but we've gone down too deep to the limit of idiocracy that it's time to make a change. And you can't change your height. But you can change your weight and you can educate yourself for the better.
My point is : Ancient greeks were surely midgets, and up until 1 or 2 centuries humans were very short on average but what did it matter ? Nothing their History is of epic proportions. Did height stop 5'6'' Napoléon from practically conquering the whole Europe ? 5'8'' Hitler to gas the kikes ? Isn't 5'7'' Putin one of the most badasses politicians of our mediocre era ?
>>381761235
Aristocratic men who were short wore heel lifts. Short Men can wear heel lifts.in fact a lot of insecure dudes buy those fucking basketball shoes where the heels are huge so they get like 3 more inches. Its funny because you can say theyre insecure.
>>381762497
>being average
>>381775732
>6'2
>Too tall
I love how the semi-manlets always try to make fun of true manlets, when they're the same in the eyes of a normal heighted person.
Todd is a pretty handsome guy, makes very good games, and he is quite above average in height. In a room full of men he wouldn't be shorter than majority of them. What is the point of this thread? At least he isn't a loser like you guys, and have lots of money and get to make video games. What do you get to do? That's right, shitpost here.
>>381770295
you could fuck the smaller women's ass and eat the ass of the taller one. Jesus.
>>381762758
If todd had the proportions of a chad he wouldnt be making vidya
>>381776581
There, there, anon.. Someone will love you.
shitpostking.jpg
>tall and fit
>have a decent car and apartment
>good job
Too bad I'm maximum weeb autismo with no personality and I don't talk to women.
24 year old virgin
>>381769228
No it was because of shit.
>>381776249
>tfw too dumb to understand chess
>>381776254
>>381765081
>imagining todd climbibg a hill
Lol
>>381764546
It's an unfortunate mistake that's brought us together as a community. The idea that Todd Howard might've personally asked Google to remove the match makes it all the more funnier.
>>381763056
Break your legs.
>>381776789
The 'tism doesn't spare you even if you're semi normie
>>381761235
It helps a woman gain some height while also shaping their ass. Get out of your fucking house to notice these benefits.
>>381776762
sauce
>>381759869
You're a small guy.
>>381777296
What would happen if i removed that plane?
>>381767290
Is this real?
>>381777210
magipoka
>>381764596
>The real one is a drawing
>>381767290
That reminds me of 2011 when slenderman was all the rage.
those were the days...
>>381769410
But most girls don't wear heels that often, much less 5 inch heels.
>>381763056
>be 173cm
>don't give a shit about it
>>381776581
My only question concerns the concept of "learning"
Specifically "when" and the future verb "will" and the direct object "they".
>>381776789
FUCK YOU
>>381767290
That's rather creepy
>181cm tall
>gf is 184cm
I wish I wasn't a fucking shortie, I want to toss her around the bedroom ;____;
I won't complain though, her legs are glorious.
>>381769519
sauce?
>>381768049
>meanwhile there are some poor lads that are trapped in a manlet body they never asked for>I'm one of those
May I join you in your suffering (or at least borrow 2 or 3 inches from you)?
>>381777497
W-why?
>tfw 6'2 but 4/10 and tiny benis
What a waste. Couldn't even do /ss/ fantasies right.
>>381777382
It would be extremely planeful.
>>381767592
Why did he suddenly get more attractive in the 3rd row middle panel
>>381759869
>guys
SHE's trans. Stop ragging on her just because she's taller than average.
and she doesn't have a problem. She's just bringing the award, smiling politely, and leaving the stage. She's not causing any drama.
>>381759869
He's a manlet.
>>381777639
>tfw 5'10 female
Ill trade you- can never find fitting shoes either.
>>381760090
t. Todd
>>381767592
fucking kek
I'm 6'4 and there are a number of negatives. It takes me way longer to make gains than my shorter friends and I have short guys try to start shit with me surprisingly often when I go out. Also I'm not super into short girls which is like 85% of them.
>>381777770
Because you have your life in order besides one thing which is easily achievable if what you said is true. People are in worse positions here, like me
>>381761168
It's like dudes who are balding wearing hats (I was one). Hats are fine if youre outside but it's just sad when a hat almost because another appendage.
>>381761168
Because being short feels awful?
>>381769519
Jesus, those chompers 8 seconds in
>>381767684
Maybe, but they never run fast enough in them
>>381777637
>I wish I wasn't a fucking shortie, I want to toss her around the bedroom ;____;
She'd actually let you if she loved you. :^)
>>381776849
There's a 40k chess game, you could practice there.
>>381778124
london?
>>381776249
>says he was bullied for being a nerd and being in the chess club
>doesn't say that he was actually bullied for being so short
>>381761984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS0jTbzd8Q8
Is there somewhere you can grind sex levels?
>>381771309
Strangely, RPGs. Or maybe not strangely, he's been known to say he really likes RPGs and in one of the Youtube videos he says the studio plays games from other devs to figure out what fun parts they'll put in their next game(s)
Some old stuff. And a couple of hours in New Vegas.
>>381759869
> be 1.82 m.
> Treat every short guy I see as a little kid
I'm so, so sorry. I swear, I don't want to be mean or anything.
Is some kind of maternal instinct.
>>381778232
Height isn't everything
>>381767290
Should have put them on Overwatch.
>>381770295
The short one is sexier.
>>381778558
>two thousand and seventeen
>still not having a teeth fetish
>>381779204
it's the ONLY thing.
>>381776681
You could fuck the taller one doggystyle while standing up
>>381779407
>>381779461
t. ugly bony lanklet virgin
>>381779545
Why are manlets always such angry little creatures?
>23
>never measured myself
>didn't give a shit about my height for my entire life
>get curious and measure myself
>5'8
>what little self confidence I had flies out the window
I blame you guys for this
>>381779540
They still have to be nice, just like a skank with big tits or round ass is still a skank.
>>381763250
>semi fit, too, can do 60 push ups
I'm fat as fuck and can do 60 push ups (with proper form, yes)
>>381761235
>shouldn't men be the ones wearing heels
but they are
New Todd OC. Get it while it is hot.
>>381761235
If you want to be a woman, get a sex change.
>>381778232
Sorry, I guess it did sound like I was bragging
>>381762190
I had never found the back of the knee attractive until now.
>tfw seeing every manlet i stand next too check me up and down
>>381765349
all greatest anime directors are manlets, accept it
>>381763056
>be 6'2"
>already tall, but still like to wear boots occasionally
>look even taller with them, probably like 6'4"
>>381778621
>fast enough
for what
>>381760995
He and jerma could get along
>>381780168
Thanks. Saved
>>381780545
C O M P A C T
>>381769837
>Always thought I was 185cm
>Actually measure myself some time ago
>I'm really 184cm tall
I don't know if I'm shrinking, or if I was always 184 and never knew it. I'll keep saying I'm 185, but it's just not the same now that I know.
>>381780437
>Japs are manlets
Shocking revelation.
>>381765349
>Sky crawler
>Can barely high-five an ant.
Bottom kuk
>>381763056
Accept your manlethood and kill thy self
Todd is maybe a little short, but he NEVER lied.
Is he the reason there are no dwarfs in skyrim?
Why are tall people such assholes?
>Be a solid 6ft(1.83cm)
>Will grow until I reach 6'2(1.88cm)
>Genetics gave me a good beard and a good body
>Solid 8/10 face(girls loves me)
>Good social and leadership skills
>Good grades
>Good penis size(17cm)
>Too chicken to start a relationship with girls
>Don't know how to drive
>Too much of a manchildren
>Blind as fuck to see when a girl likes me
>>381777416
"he has to be shorter than me in heels" is a really, really common qualifier for women to date men. It's weird, but it's true.
>manlets on reddit get mad that tall people make more money than they do
>>381781221
Why though? Seems weird.
>>381779825
It's a fucking meme, dude. 5'8 is close to average, despite what /v/ will tell you.
>>381781376
Because women don't want to go out to a social occassion where there are a bunch of other women and have themselves look weird because they're "taller" than their boyfriend.
>tfw a manlet AND have a shit jaw line
>>381781456
5'8" isn't even prince of manlets lmao
>>381781376
>Be 5ft even
>Fetish is tall women andnot video games.
>>381781456
>King of the manlets.
>>381781170
>Will grow until I reach 6'2(1.88cm)
how fucking old are you? underage please leave.
>>381781298
>tfw most successful amongst friends
>also tallest
How does tallness help though, it's not like I'm some high level business faggot making international deals
>>381781685
Tall people try harder and do more work than their manlet counterpart
>>381781456
5'10" is average for US white males, 5'6" if you include spics.
>>381771278
Mate, I'm 5'11" and I can barely cope being so insecure about.
Must be hell, hang in there buddy!
>>381781820
>5'10" is average for US white males
Oh I beat the average
>>381760995
Would be better with a closeup as his face below the shot of his shoes
>>381781681
18 years old,m8.
>>381761235
men used to wear them until 200 years ago or so, they were mostly used to avoid getting shit on your feet in the street.
Of course they weren't this huge stiletto heels, those are made both because they make the leg and feet look better as well as the woman if she knows how to walk in it, it's also a submission thing as these women will be in pain/discomfort as well as showing off their legs and asses to attract men.
>>381782041
you're done growing, senpai.
>>381781802
>Implying that is true always
>Implying that there isn't also a Pigmallion effect regarding tallness/attractiveness/whatever
>>381776026
>Go on tinder and see all the girls saying "Must be 6ft+" most common desired height is 6ft4.
For vapid sluts.
For most normal women, average height is fine. Don't believe the lies, the /fit/ memes. This is the most accurate representation of global cultural reception to height without it being doctored in some way
>>381760995
kill me
>>381780623
Height can fluctuate by a few cm all the time.
>>381770669
What a fucking foot size cuckold
>>381782126
Anon,a doctor confirmed this to me last year.
>>381780623
stand up and properly distend your spine.
SHUT UP THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING SHORT
we have a lower center of gravity and more efficient energy distribution, enjoy having to eat three times as much food and any fall being fatal tallfags
>>381781221
>be me
>20 lvl autist, 1.71 cmthat one cm changes everything, like the last push to the finish line, the last stretch
>Be invited to sisters friend home.
17yo girl, 1.90 cm high with awesome fucking thighs and ass and tits and face of a model and sense of humour and figure proportion of a fertility goddess.
>Whole evening was lying her tits on me when I was sitting behind PC
>Slept in the same bed as me and wanted me to undress but I was sleeping dressed
>At some point wanted me to sit on her lapsGod damn it I wish I did
>Morning went home like everything ok
God damn it why was I even born
Let this serve as a reminder
NEVER TRUST A MANLET
NEVER BELIEVE A MANLET
Manlets are the male equivalent of a fat girl. They are incredibly bitter and petty. They are horrible human beings with nothing good to offer.
>>381779825
>I've never been to a doctor's office
>>381782715
>Not being part of the 6ft+ master race.
>>381777392
Magipoka was aniki-tan's favorite animation.
One of these days I will find her. And ravage her tight pussy.
>>381767698
godzilla?!?!?
>>381782715
>manlets think "enjoy eating!" is an insult
lmao
>>381767290
ayy lmao
>average height in my area is 185
>old fucks included
>I'm 188
>everyone else my age is 190+
>tfw I'm the manlet of my group of friends
Atleast I can pretend when i'm abroad
>>381780437
Are you taller than Anno, /v/?
>be me
>6'4 mesomorph with 7.5 inch dick
>still kissless virgin at 28
Kinda feel bad for wasting my genetics but fapping kind of satisfies me and I hate interacting with people
>>381782769
Another story.
>Be me lvl 19
>Met this girl with face and features that at first glance are nothing special, maybe even a bit rough but upon longer glance there is something incredibly whorish about her.
>Incredibly hot and openly easy, a bit misty blue eyes, fucking sex womb on two awesome meat legs and cheap flat sneakers.
>Ass wrapped into washed out cheap jeans that go at seams any minute she takes a wrong pose.
>Tits packed tightly into grey blouse she cant zip to the end, you could claw at those breasts, you wanted claw at them because they unleashed something in you, it wasnt a man and it was far more visceral and concious than an animal.
>You wanted to claw at her chest, you wanted to grab it and squeeze as hard as you could and you knew it was so damn perky and so tightly packed in her blouse all your strength would not be enough to sunk your fingers more than 3cm deep.
>The eyes are sex behind misty curtain of sexual desire and shining with want of a dick and glaring at you with request to put it in her.
>Her waist was robust, you knew she would survive even a pneumatic hammer fuck in the morning and be back for more same day in the evening.
>Everything about her screamed sex and I am sure at her 17 years she made rounds around the village, the most brutal chimp-alfa-homo-barely-sapiens were overprotective around her basically like permanently erected radio towers broadcasting on al waves only one thing, not even word just a conceptmurder
>24/7 just to scare everyone away.
>So I walk with this beacon of sexual desire in park and some shithead tries to hit on her or maybe an accident and he comes up to us and ask whether we want to play football.
>Girl (although calling her personification of primordial instinct of procreation would be more accurate) looks me straight in the eye and says.
>I prefer more adult games...if you know what I meanchar limit god damn it.
>>381771278
embarrassing
>>381783164
Having it is literally all that matters
>tfw 5'1"
do I have a chance at life /v/?
>>381779825
what´s 5'8? man why can´t burgers just use meters.
1,80 is pretty good, perfect girls are 1,65.
>be 6' 1"
>go to dusseldorf
>feel like a manlet
never again
>>381767684
they accentuates curves and makes your legs look longer.
>>381783307
With women no. Your goal should be to get rich.
>>381767290
Jesus fucking christ please spoiler that next time
>>381760995
this happened because you didn't buy his game.
>>381783164
Yeah, these genes are wasted on someone like me.
>>381783256
>At this point I was basically leaking precum from my tear-ducts but, I looked at her with with my most innocent and sincere puppy eyes and pretended not to understand what does she mean even tho my dick tried to make it out of my pants just to scream in her vagina that it understood what she did meant by that.
>I also had a situation when 3rd wife of my father tried to fuck me when I was 13 and I blew it.
But all those experiences gave me fetish for tall woman.
Now I am 33 yo, with nothing ahead and only pain behind me, all I can do now is look back and regret knowing that if situation would repeat itself I would probably do the same because thats how much beta I am
/blog
>>381759869
Friendly reminder that if you are under 6'2 you should just end it all now and save yourself decades of humiliation and failure.
If you're 5'8 or up you could easily just lie and say you're 6 feet. Dudes have been tricking girls into being unable to tell a few inches' difference for years, fellas.
>>381783164
>>381783850
I know this feel.
>>381783971
I also know this feel.
>>381784116
>women can't tell a 4 inch difference
whatever helps you sleep at night
>>381783850
>>381783164
>>381783971
how come there's no source on this cunt
>>381784116
>>381784116
LOL manlet please, the only people who can lie and say they're 6' are 5'10/5'11. Even 5'10 is pushing it.
>>381784338
I'm sure whatever girl you won't be getting with will believe that you're actually 4 inches long if you tell her, anon.
>>381784368
>>381784335
>>381783984
6'1" here with a 9" dick and fit build, you can fuck right off m8
>>381784424
>tfw no tall mocha gf
>>381784424
n i c e
>>381770801
>Manlets getting more pussy than any 6' anything.
>21 years old
>at work one day
>joking around with a 17 year old girl, talking about drugs
>walk away
>casually glance at her a few mins later
>shes staring at me, begins to jokingly feel herself up and tries to eyefuck me
>shake my head in embarassment and look away
FUCK
>>381779825
Hitler was 5'8", and you too can accomplish great feats.
>>381784698
>6'1
you are literally the guy in this webm
>>381784424
>>381784870
>Hitler was 5'8"
>you too can accomplish great feats
but not 6 of them
>>381760818
khan is manlet? that actually explains a lot.
>>381784648
well you sure proved you're not a triggered manlet with this post lmao
>>381784964
>>381769519
>ёбaный пиздeц
what the actual fuck?
>>381781376
Because a girl is going to probably wear heels to her own wedding, to friends' weddings, to special dinners / events and so on.
To them they never want to be taller than their boyfriend, especially in those much more romantic evenings where you're both dressed your best and will be publicly dancing and such. Despite the rarity, they plan ahead for those events.
It's petty as shit, but oh well. I'm 5'11 so that as a qualifier has hardly ever bit me in the ass.
>>381776581
>blames america for being a manlet
top kek
>tfw bugged genetics.
>literally nothing I could do.
Fucking wooooooooooooooooow, designer children being the standard when?
>>381783143
>mfw same size
>>381784964
Couldn't find my smug Tony so this one will have to do
Tfw 6'3
Thank god im not a skeleton anymore though.
Height doesnt mean shit fellas, confidence is what matters.I still dont get women
>>381767290
Thanks mr. skeltal
>>381760818
KHAAAAAAANNNN
>>381785150
I should be 6'8 but I'm fucking lagged.
>>381760995
looks like hes wearing heels, not tip toeing
>>381771202
oh Jordi, too bad he goes downhill with videos now a days
>>381761225
Todd stop you're only going to hurt yourself more and more.
>>381784964
>>381784424
i'd sell my soul for a gf like that
>>381767684
Dude it's obvious. All you need to do is look at any normal person's ass and legs when they stand on tip-toes. it lengthens the leg, giving the calf a sexier shape. But the real magic is the ass. It pushes the ass up and out making it look cheekier and more pert. A girl in heels with no ass can look like she has pretty good ass.
>>381761616
This.
>>381769519
has science gone too far?
>>381784964
D'ohoho, I see what you did there.
There's something else Hitler accomplished not 6, but 6 million of however.
>>381784964
>>381780520
for when he tries to rape them you dumb faggot
>>381781170
>>Good penis size(17cm)
bad news: 17 is smaller then average 18cm
not 30 cm as on 4chins but 17 is the lowest of norm
The funny thing is that Todd is wearing man's version of heels. Just look at this fucking midget's shoes.
>>381785891
Man that profile goes downhill fast. Starting from the second word
>>381786056
>average dick is 7 inches
>>381784964
Why stop at 6 when you could have 6 million?
>>381786208
yeah, r-r-right, keep telling this Todd
>>381759948
It's just Todd that makes her look like Gal Gadot.
>>381768049
Are you me?
Manlets and uggos are always the ones that get shit done.
That's what needing to overcompensate to get laid does to you.
anyone else here survive strictly on charisma and being likeable? Does it burn you out?
manlets are kinda cute and the height difference is nice
t. 6'0" amazon
>>381786636
I want milky
>>381759948
>>381776156
fuck off Todd, none of us here are buying your shitty fucking games after that awful E3 conference.
>>381786636
Die degenerate horsefucker
>>381761981
>pottery
>>381786393
oWo
>>381786769
This is a bot right?
>>381786636
>tfw too tall and built
>tfw not a manlet
welp, time to get leg reduction surgery.
>>381786636
please be in glasgow
>>381761235
It helps remove manlets from the gene pool.
>>381786824No, just wanted to post that minimalistic pic and found the perfect excuse.
>>381767435
>6'4
>have fetish for taller girls
>have only met one taller than me in my life
You manlets don't know what you've got
>>381766793
OH NO NO YOU CANT DENY
>>381786930
>Remove manlets for the genepool
>Short girls still get to get laid not only hindering the potential of talll guys but also breeding a new generation of manlets to suffer.
Seems like a really uneffective way.
>>381769519
>that overbite
>>381787040
Statistically women don't want manlets anon. So you're better off.
>>381787040
>6'4"
>so basically any normal-sized girl is a petite little fucktoy and they all want your chad cock
yeah your life must be so difficult.
>video games
>>381786636
6" is not amazon
you stupid fucking cunt
6,4"+ is
>>381785891
>duplicate file exists
kek
>>381787196
my life realy is.
>be 5'5
>make a profile on tinder
>dont include my height
>actually match with a surprising amount of girls, like 10+ a day inna city
>"how tall are you, anon?"
>"must be over 6ft"
>"if you are below 5'10 please unmatch me"
>delete tinder
oh well haha
>>381787418
>"how tall are you, anon?"
>"must be over 6ft"
>"if you are below 5'10 please unmatch me"
I've never used Tinder, does this actually happen?
>>381787418
It's kind of surprising what a commodity height is there.
Also what's with all the chicks saying no hookups. The only fucking reason I made a shitty account if for sex you goddamn bitches.
>>381787295
when most girls are 5'4" - 5'8" it very much is. 6'4"+ isn't amazon on a girl that's a giraffe
>tfw 6'3 240
>tfw have thing for filipino women
>tfw they all 5'2 or someshit
>tfw will never ever
>>381781685
Normies are more submissive to tall people
Jeremy Clarkson said being tall was the key to leadership and making everyone shut up around you.
>>381786636
Hey hi.
>>381759948
stop lying todd "the toddler" howard
>>381787626
I'm 6'6" and the average female height in my country is 5'3". It's excruciating.
>have all these ridiculous x-acceptance groups for fat people, lgbt people, people with disabilities, whatever
>people get legitimately upset with you if you make fun of said groups, in public or otherwise
>short men are still universally mocked and it's perfectly acceptable in all cultures
i dont get it. well, i mean, i do, but it's gay as hell
>>381760995
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It was this looser that took a shit on fallout. How cruel can existence even get...
>>381787582
>what a lowbuttet country is this Anon?
6" is alittle more then average
>>381787543
all the time m8
>>381764546
That's me. I'm a football player AND I make the best games on earth.
>>381787626
>tfw will never ever
never ever what? fit your dick inside them? because women are surprisingly flexible. they push babies through that hole anon.
i worked with a 6' 2" chad who was dating a girl that was, no shit, about 4' 11". He got her pregnant, so good was the pussy.
>>381781170
>(1.83cm)
Asians have dicks bigger than you
>>381787685
What about Napoleon?
>>381788168
got cucked despite conquering an entire continent
>>381767290
I want a video game where people turn into rabid thin lanklets with a running animation exactly like this guy.
video games
>tons of chicks in my area are 4' or barely pushing 5'
Curves in all the right places too, it's like I'm living in a fantasy world only I'm not having any sex
>>381767290
Could have been your brother, Steve.
>>381788468
>be in an environment with hot girls but not getting laid
this is literally the worse. it's why highschool was a long slow nightmare for me.
i live in a college town so i don't even go downtown, just way too many beautiful girls all over. easier to remain centered at home.