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The more and more I see of this game, the more i do not want to buy it.

>looks dumbed down to appeal to bigger audience
>minor tweaks and edits are annoying me more than they should
>spyro codes confirmed to not work
>DLC memes already incoming with promises of scrapped levels like stormy ascent and other alpha levels
>can just emulate original games for free

Theres no real draw to this game other than muh graphics. Honestly, if you're going to make a remaster at LEAST you could have added some extra content alongside the original games. Maybe big easter eggs or collectable things for completing odd objectives. Anything.

This game will be an absolute flop. People will meme it for a week or two and then you'll never hear about it again.

screencap this.
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i want to fuck Coco and cum inside her bandicooch
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>>381752417
Pros:
>more coco/tawna porn
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>>381751978
>you could have added some extra content alongside the original games
>Coco in all three games
>Time trials in 1 & 2
>leaderboards
>All three games remade completely from the ground up for $40.
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>>381752779
god bless
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>>381751978
This sure is one shitty ads thread OP. Buy it, don't, emulate the orig., no one really cares what you do or don't.
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>>381751978
>spyro codes confirmed to not work
They never even promised anything like that.
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I'm excited to use an analog stick instead of ps1s god awful dpad.
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>>381751978
>looks dumbed down
... How? What does this mean? The levels are the exact same.

>DLCs are scrapped levels from the original game
Sounds breddy gud to me

>can just emulate the original games for free
So why are you complaining?

>at LEAST you could have added some extra content
Crash 1 has Relics now and Coco is fully playable in all three games
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>>381756404
Crash 1 also doesn't have a retarded save system like it used to, has the improved gameplay from 2/3, and you can get gems without restarting the level if you die
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>>381751978
>Maybe if I use an image from Skylanders my bait will work extra hard!
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>>381751978
It is not really intended for those who already played the original trilogy, maybe except for the nostalgia value.

But it won't be a flop. As long as you don't have a clear image of what the originals looked like, the remastered trilogy will look totally fine. It just suffers the comparison with the originals, which are still very impressive for their age, thanks to Naughty Dog.
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Anyone else watching the gameplay stream?
Some dude got an early copy from eBay.
twitch /castcoder
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>Game has already sold out of physical copies twice on amazon US
>Going to flop
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>>381759669
Nah, I don't like other people. I'll just wait for my copy to arrive.
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>>381751978
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This can't succeed bros. It has to fail.... We NEED it to fail.............
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>>381759669
Kinda envious of people getting it early, but I'm not watching anything till mine gets here Friday.
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>>381751978
that's the skylanders Crash you have in the OP
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>>381762276
>want to see if I put my money done on something worth while
>dont want to spoil all the nice new cutscenes and remodels to the environments and bosses
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>>381751978
>spyro codes confirmed to not work

are you shittin me
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>>381763663
Day one patch to make it work.
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>>381761996
I'm so sorry Coco.
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I really want to buy it but the 30fps is really upsetting me..
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>>381764069
but it will be 60fps
on PC next year ;)
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>>381763663
>developing a Spyro remake on top of the Crash remake and then inserting the demo just for a cool nostalgia thing
It was never going to fucking happen
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>>381764069
Some of the greatest games of all time were 30fps and we all played them without any problems.
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Personally I can't wait til this comes out because I'm not a sad faggot like you.
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>>381764161
Is it true that it's a timed exclusive? That'd be pretty cool if true.
>>381764259
I know that but don't you feel like 60fps should be the standard for videogames? The game doesn't even look graphically impressive to warrant it running at 30fps.
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>>381764069
Faggots like you wouldn't play resi 4 when it was new because it's 30fps. That's how I know to ignore you all.
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>>381756937
Those are objective improvements. That's not dumbing down at all.
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Post Coco getting hurt
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>>381751978
god i'm happy i don't have autism like OP
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>>381764749
>Post Coco getting hurt
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How big is the file size for the digital version? I might just get it for those themes (unless they come with the physical too).
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>>381765235
50GB
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I'm getting off on the idea that this game will be the sexual awakening for many young furries.
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>>381765298
holy fuk
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>>381764541
>don't you feel like 60fps should be the standard for videogames?
Not him but I think his post proves it isn't necessary.

There are a lot of games that should be in 60fps for playability, like fast-paced action games. Character action, shooters, fighters.

Most games, it's not a big deal.
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>N. Gin doesn't say his line when you beat him in either Crash 2 or 3
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>>381764749
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>looks dumbed down to appeal to bigger audience

When they added

>Stormy Ascent
>"Naughty Dog removed this level due to its extreme difficulty, as it's essentially a harder version of Slippery Climb (which is already considered one of the hardest levels in the game)"

Its not dlc

What a fucking pleb you are OP, this looks like it was actually made with care
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>>381763663
Well no shit, they just finished this game.

IF they start remaking the Spyro games or CTR, I'm guessing they might patch in the code later
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>>381765604
Coco would be really fun to bully.
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>>381751978
You are an autistic faggot, just so you know.
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I never played the original trilogy as a kid so I'm looking forward to this
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As someone who's not really too interested in Crash besides Cortex Strikes Back Crash 1 is shit, Warped is fucking boring
and thinks this remaster looks hideous and shouldn't be locked at 30fps,
I would still buy this game if I had a PS4 or if it came to PC.

If at least the gameplay is solid and all 3 games on the collection are enjoyable for what they are,
I cannot see the success of this game being anything but necessary for the sake of the franchise.

I sure will continue to tell people how awful it looks,
how apparently all 3 games supposedly have crash 1 physics and how remaking a game with 30 fps is pure cancer.
But I'd support it for everything it doesn't fuck up just like any Crash fan would.
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>>381765790
Please do not bully the Coco.
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>>381764749
Ryona best fetish

Hey drawfag-kun! If you're in here. Could you please draw Coco as a badass biker chick for the motorcycle levels?
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>PCbros are still buttblasted about a bandicoot game that can't play
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>>381764209

well they did it with Time Splitters 2 in this piece of Garbo Homefront game.

And let's be frank, they're just waiting until everybody and their mother has bought the Crash N sane trilogy, so their nostalgia boner comes up again and they want to play Spyro again
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>>381765892
I loved the original trilogy Crash 1 was alright but the saving system made it too tedious, Crash 2 was perfect, Crash 3 was alright but had too much gimmick shit

I don't give a single fuck that the remake isn't 30fps. It doesn't sound or look exactly as good as I wish it would, but it looks to play almost exactly like the original with some improvements. This remake looks like one of the few times a developer has really fucking tried to do their best to make the game feel like the original, and for that I hope it's a roaring success
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>>381765298
Don't spread lies, it's 25GB
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>>381765812
I'm so fucking sorry anon
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>all these buttblasted retards calling OP naughty words as a defence response

You're more autistic than he is just so you know
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>>381751978
The DLC is day 1 and free
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>>381766767
and how would you know this?
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>>381751978
>spyro codes confirmed to not work
did people actually believe this would be a thing
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>>381766806
Bandicunts tend to be delusional for their shitty mascot.
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>>381766154
That's still too big. Why the fuck do games take up so much space now?
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>>381751978
As long as more of this stuff comes out of it I could care less.
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>>381766927
You fuck off, ninten faggot, i would prefer an actual answer from the anon i spoke too.
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>>381766981
25 for 3 games isn't bad
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>>381765892
>apparently all 3 games supposedly have crash 1 physics
Pretty sure most of the game is based off of 2 especially Crash's handling
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>>381767009
fucking gorgeous innit?
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You fags are literally drooling over a shitty remaster with added quick time events.

I know you PS1 kiddies never had standards to begin with, but now you're paying for a bag of shit with MUH CRASH slapped on it. Ignorance must be a bliss.
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>>381767413
>with added quick time events.
wat
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>>381767009
>>381767393
>crash trilogy will result in more coco art
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>>381767469
>he doesn't know...
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>>381766806
comes with day 1 patch.
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>>381767640
why must it be a day 1 patch. maybe they will patch it in 3 months
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j9NaWe9tWM
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Fur
Fags
Fuck
Off
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>>381767469
he's full of shit
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>>381767469
Anon is talking shit, what is with the amount of people trying to dunk on these games for fuck sake, I really dont get it. Between lying, saying the originals were never good and just plain shitposting to discredit the game is amazing, who cares this much to do so much.
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>>381751978
>Spyro codes

You're fucking stupid if you expected them to remake a demo
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>>381769647
no one expected it
it's just an excuse to shitpost the game
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>>381768094
Just makes me want to play the original Warped desu, and I still got it installed on my PS triple(RIP Chad Daddy).
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>>381765892
>all 3 games supposedly have Crash 1 physics

There are tons of released gameplay of 2 and 3 that disprove that
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The legit only complaint is the voices are shit compared to the old ones.

They used the voice actors from the new games, Cortex sounds like a fag.
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>>381770094
This. There's a bunch of underage fags who's first Crash game was Twinsanity who'll disagree with you though
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Why are the graphics so bad?
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>there are "people" ITT who never played Crash Bash with friend(s)
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>>381770179
Did any of the original voice actors return?
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>Pre-ordered last week
>Still have my old disks for Crash 2 and 3
Hyped as hell
>>381770424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxx3vBJQ_yk
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>>381770094
Yeah this. Coco sounds good tho, and not really much you could ever do about Dingodile's VA
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>>381770607
He said original voice actors
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>>381770705
Yeah, I was posting that video to show him the answer.
Answer's no
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>>381770607
None of those are original voice actors
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>>381770747
Exactly.
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>>381767908
If it comes in 3 months, why add the trophies now?
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>>381771027
Gotta get through Sony first.. you think they can verify the game in 5 mins?
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>>381770747
They've been voicing the characters longer than the initial cast.
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>>381771380
So what? That doesn't make them the original cast, and it doesn't mske them better either. And who gives a shit about the non-Naughty Dog games anyway?
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>tfw just saw the remastered Warped N Gin boss

It really doesn't compare to the original. What a shame.
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>>381751978
The only things I can't get myself to like is the general artstyle of the new games and the fact that Coco had to be made a little "crazy", like with the facial expressions she sometimes makes in the new games, at least from what I've seen so far. Crash 2 and 3 always made it obvious Coco was a completely regular, sane character and only Crash was expected to do silly faces or crazy dances.
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Post more Coco
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>>381773813
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Almost everyone's giving positive shit to this game except /v/.
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>>381773541
>>381773813
>>381773957
Die fur fags
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>>381771776
They changed how did Crash throw the wumpas
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It looks largely very good but there's a few rough edges here and there, like the water in Tomb Wader. They did a good job taking feedback during development though, so hopefully that extends to post-release patches, it's mostly little things that seem like they could be easy fixes.
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>>381773996
What do you expect? It's become almost impossible to have any sort of positivity about any game on this board due to the "ironic contrarian shitposter hurr everything sucks meme"
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>>381770094
>The legit only complaint is the voices are shit compared to the old ones
Bad voice acting in general or just bad compared to the originals?
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>>381773996
/v/ has been having loads of positive threads about this game. It's just that now it's pre-release time so the angry teenagers have to shit on it like everything else.
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>>381772304
It givers her more personality instead of being just boring even if that was the point. Its also extremely rare to see slapstick happen to females so thats nice.
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>>381773996
/v/ hates literally anything that is positively received, they actual autists and neckbeards come out of the woodwork the moment something is popular. Literally everything anon, there is no exception. If you are into something dont let /v/ decide if you like it or not, because its almost certainly an actual child or a spastic who hates anything with such fervor.
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>>381774890
It's very disturbing and troubling to see women getting hurt, even if it's a video game. I'm not sure if I will get this Crash remake now.
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>>381774351
haha yes am i rite my fellow /b/tard?
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>>381772304
I think it gives her another layer. She's the little sister who looks up to her brother and tries to emulate him, even though she knows he's a little loopy.
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>>381751978
/v/ has been saying that for Crash, Mario Odyssey, and Sonic Mania a lot lately It's funny, good games get people hyped for a few weeks and then BOOM all of these negative threads start happening at once and they're all the exact same thing.
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>>381751978
Seems like nintendolt shitposting, the same kind of people who think this is dumbed down and appealing to a wider audience but think botw is a masterpiece of innovation.
DLC of alpha levels is the best you can hope for from an remake.
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>>381751978
>looks dumbed down to appeal to bigger audience
>dumbed down
>DUMBED DOWN
>CRASH BANDICOOT
>A 3D PLATFORMER FOR CHILDREN
>DUMBED DOWN

platformerfags are so fucking goddamn retarded
I pray every fucking day that this irrelevant unfun nostalgiafaggot genre will die and never return
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>>381775651
And all mysteriously around release date time. I'll never understand why people waste so much time in their lives mindlessly shitposting.
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>>381775738
>wanting less video games in the world
What is the matter with you? If you don't like something then so be it. But why would you actively want less of it for everyone else?
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>>381751978
>This game will be an absolute flop.
No, because there was almost no money or effort put into it in the first place. That's why it looks so terrible.
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>>381775651
To be fair /v/ is usually the fastest to pick up on whether a game will come out and be trash.
Especially with nostalgia pandering garbage like these remakes and odyssey aiming for the 64/sunshine crowd, you can just walk into these games expecting them to be completely void of any creativity.
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>>381770381
I've played Crash Bash although never with friends, it was great but it never gained too much recognition with Mario Party already existing

Who's up for a Sunday round of Crash Bash online?
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>>381767078
considering the first releases were less then a GB, that is pretty fucking bad, uless they are adding a fuckton of content.
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>>381775917
>To be fair /v/ is usually the fastest to pick up on whether a game will come out and be trash.
Please. That's because according to /v/ EVERYTHING will be trash unless it's waifushit.
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>>381775917
/v/ thinks everything is trash.

>hurr nostalgia pandering sucks so much garbage filth evil
>hurr Mario Odyssey is similar to 64 and Sunshine therefore it's devoid of any creativity

And the "complaints" are always this retardation, people upset that it's not what they personally wanted. You're getting Mario x Rabbids which is a turn-based strategy/shooter, is that not unique and different enough of a Mario game for you? What type of Mario game did you want Odyssey to be?
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>>381776416
>What type of Mario game did you want Odyssey to be?
Something original, which is what made 64 and sunshine good, not the fact they were shitty puzzle games. Now it's just 64 with a gimmick, it's inevitably doomed to shittiness not that nintendo people give a shit about the actual quality of the games they play.
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>>381767393
Notafurrynotafurrynotafurrynotafurry fuck now I'm a furry
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>>381765924
Wait. That artstyle look strangely familiar to Guy Collins.
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>>381776523
>something unique

So not a 3D platformer, since we've had a billion of those. How about a survival-horror? A traditional Street Fighter-like fighting game? Or maybe they could play it save and make New Super Mario Bros Switch?
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>>381767528
im almost convinced the lone guy at the devs that made playable Coco did it solely for this purpose.

Probably presented it with a shit eating grin that could rival prime Tim Curry grinning
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Friendly reminder Coco is a filthy skinfag.
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>>381772304
>Crash 2 and 3 always made it obvious Coco was a completely regular, sane character
More like completely flat and emotionless. Having facial expressions doesn't mean crazy.
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You guys know you can enjoy tastefully sexualized cartoon characters without being a furry right?
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>>381776842
>I want something unique
>LIKE WHAT? <other generic shit>?
No, something UNIQUE you fucking nintendo producer dipshit.
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>>381776523
>not that nintendo people give a shit about the actual quality of the games they play

So it's okay when Sony and Microsoft and their third-parties make the same games over and over again but when Nintendo does it that's just horrible and wrong.

>>381776993
Like what, fucknut? YOU want it, YOU tell me what you want.
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>>381776993
>something UNIQUE
You don't even know what you want.
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>>381776986
true but certain things like Coco and Callie Briggs just transcend the usual furry fandom and go full on mainstream
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>>381776534
Being a furfag means you dress up have a fursona etc. Just because you find it arousing does not make you a furry.
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>>381777093
>Like what, fucknut? YOU want it, YOU tell me what you want.
>>381777123
>You don't even know what you want.
I'm not a multinational game conglomerate with thousands of employees you fucking morons. It's not my job to make video games.
Fact is what made games like oot and 64 good was the fact they were unique. The only thing you're telling me is that either;
1. You don't want unique games, you just want the same generic bullshit you've already played before.
2. You don't think nintendo is a good enough company to come up with an original idea without relying on me, some rando on the internet.
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>>381777313
Oh good. Because I would habe been one a while ago now that I remember I played a lot of Sly Cooper.
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>>381777462
>I want something, but I won't tell you what I want, figure it out yourself and I'll continue to rage and cry when you don't make what I want

Gotta love these passive-aggressive faggots, feels like you're only here to shitpost and bitch.
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>>381777642
Good, I'm not even making it through your full shitpost.
Enjoy Mario #129, hope you like farming for stars.
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>>381777462
>the fact they were unique
You're hiding behind the word "unique" because deep down you know you have no idea why you liked them. So you call games you like "unique" and games you don't like "generic shit", even though there's no real difference other than how well they execute the details.
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>looks dumbed down to appeal to bigger audience
Its a fucking crash game, its meant for kids
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>>381777706
>I can't respond so here's more passive-aggressive retardation

I will, thanks, you keep screaming about not getting what you want while refusing to elaborate on what it is you want.

>>381777917
Now now, he's just confused and angry that nobody can read his mind and that every game ever made isn't 100% different from each other.
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>>381777917
>because deep down you know you have no idea why you liked them
I know exactly why I liked them you fucking retard; because I had never played anything like that, nobody had made games even similar, so they stood out, they radiated, they sold like fucking hotcakes based purely on the monuments to imagination and creativity they stood as, and two decades later people still remember them vividly.
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>>381777995
This, fucking christ this.
>Im 30 and this game aimed specifically at children is too easy for me, humpf!
You were able to beat them as a child, they were never hard, they were fun.
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>>381756937
1 run gems were casual filters and was the saving so you can't save whenever like a fucking pleb
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>>381778547
Which is why this remake is shit, it should be five times harder to give me, the veteran player who likes the Crash series, a decent challenge, instead of remaining easy as shit for the legion of children who have never heard of Crash but will become false fans because they see a funny animal and think it's the best thing ever.
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>looks dumbed down to appeal to bigger audience
It's a remake, they can't possibly dumb it down as much as a new game like they did with botw.
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>>381756937
naughty dog literally said the fucked up by making crash 1 like that because they were new and had no idea what whey were doing.
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>>381778750
No, completely wrong, you would be saying "the game is completely different from how it was" is what you would be saying, its a remaster not a reimagining, its not a sequel, its a remaster, you want it close to the source with improved visuals and maybe additional content, NOT changes to the game that would make it play different.
>Crash 3 is too easy, remover the bazooka
So its not a Crash 3 remaster then, its a new game, for better or worse its a remaster, anon.
>will become false fans because they see a funny animal and think it's the best thing ever.
The characters are part of what makes the game fun, if children like it thats great, Jesus fucking christ anon, let children enjoy their children's game for fuck sake.
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>>381779425
Dont bother its the kind of person that wants MLP to have more adult themes and stories. They do not understand that it isnt aimed at them, they can like it, but they are not the target audience it was made for.
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>>381778750
99% of the people who fucking played Crash in the 90s were kids. You're seriously arguing the games should be changed so your autistic ass can brag about beating a "hard" children's game?
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>>381779425
>don't change anything!

Fuck you people who want the same thing forever.

>let kids enjoy things

They can enjoy things that don't involve fucking over what I like.
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>>381751978
>sony isn't allowed to make dumbed down rehashes for children, only nintendo is!
Jesus christ this place is really nintendogaf central.
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>>381779630
>They change gameplay mechanics so it's nothing like the original games
>You'd be the first person on /v/ to fucking bitch

Kill yourself
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>>381779630
Anon, this is not a new entry, its a remaster. You dont seem to be able to comprehend the difference.
>change the mechanics so its harder
>"its not like Crash use to be"
This would be you, look at what is currently happening with Monster Hunter World. You are one of the fucking spastics that actually would be slamming anything different but then say they want something new and complain when something does actually change. Neck yourself you autist.
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Oh my, new KempferZero
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>>381767009
This guy's art is fucking fantastic.
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>>381764541
Well, the original games ran at 30, so they probably wanted to stay close to that.
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>>381753828
>>381767009
>>381767393
>>381773813
>>381773957
>>381776812
>>381776924
>>381777313
>>381780438
And here's another reason why this remake is shit, fucking furries crawling out of the woodwork to defile everything because a girl animal has a little more screentime.
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>>381780792
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>>381764209
They didn't need to fucking remake it, just port the original demo.
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>>381780898
Literally no point, you giant fucking baby. I didn't play Crash for a fucking Spyro demo.
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>>381780880
>this game is bad because I don't like some people who like it
this is autism at a whole new level there
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>>381763663
>>381780898
Wait, are people seriously angry about N. Sane Trilogy because it doesn't replicate the original game so closely that it comes with a demo of another game?
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>>381781182
was meant for >>381780792
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>>381781182

that's the same level of autism /v/'s been rocking for years

see: Undertale
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>>381780880
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>>381764541
Devs said it's possible to hit 60fps but they kept it at 30fps because they thought it was the right choice.
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>>381751978
>looks dumbed down to appeal to bigger audience

how? it's literally the same goddamned games with fancier graphics.
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>>381751978
>looks dumbed down to appeal to bigger audience
Literally what? Crash was never hard.
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>>381781532
Exactly.
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>>381776185
are you for real?
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>>381781659
then you just don't like the originals then?
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>>381781517
Then the devs are fucking stupid or lying.
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>>381781786
Preach it, brother, any game that isn't 60+fps in 2017 is a lazy piece of shit made for the lowset common denominator of gamers who hate quality and care.
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>>381781920
I'm not even trying to be "that guy" and I would be fine at playing at 30 if they couldn't reach it due to technical issues or w/e, but saying

>"Yeah, we could, but we won't because it just doesn't feel like the right choice"

is fucking dumb.
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>>381782054
So because they can always means they should, no matter what?
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>>381782270
If there are no technical issues withstanding, yes.
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>>381781786
They could make it 60fps, but they'd have to dial shit back.
Some graphics, yes - but mostly AI and anything that would run on the CPU, doubling the framerate means double the hit on everything but the audio output (although if you have positional 3D audio, more frames mean more scanning there too)

Blame Sony for choosing such weak CPU for the PS4.
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>>381782270
>I could give you some money
>or I could give you less money
which one would you chose?
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>>381782403
Was that the explanation they gave?

I'm going off of >>381781517 which says they did it because it was "the right choice".
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>>381776924
she just has orange skin in this pic.
Some furfags forget they're drawing animals with fur so they just make it look like skin instead of fur
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>>381782561
It was the right choice not to have a scaled back game if what they're saying.
You either scale it back so the per-frame cost is less or you throw framerate to the wall so you can do more before the deadline.
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>>381782764
But the game doesn't look that good and is recreating AI from a PS1 game. What would they have to scale back?
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>>381751978
>this game will be a flop

GameStop is literally having launch parties for it

>it looks dumbed down

Whoa a platformer game made for kids looks a lot simpler 20 years later. Its the exact same fucking game
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>>381781253
Yes, where is demo.
You said there would be demo, acti-vision.
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>>381756404
>How? What does this mean? The levels are the exact same.

the levels where you have to run away from the boulder now have Sonic style speed up patches. The levels where you ride animals or vehicles are slower..... These are just some examples. Thy did make all the game in some way or the other be much less challenging.
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YFW your big bro forgets your battery
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>>381766981
Now that consoles can have fuckhuge HDD sizes, devs can't be bothered to compress assets. It's also the reason why games these days take forever to load and still struggle to reach 30fps.
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>>381751978
I'm looking forward to it, and if this happens to end up a big success. We might get a Spyro PS1 Trilogy remastering if we ask Activision really nicely.
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>>381776534
Lots of "furry" art just looks like a human with a weird skin color anyways.
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>>381783315
There were speed boosters in the original games' chase sections, at least in 1 and 2.
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>>381777313
Youre a fur fag
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>>381783315
>evels where you have to run away from the boulder now have Sonic style speed up patches
Those were in the original games, kill yourself.

>The levels where you ride animals or vehicles are slower
They're actually faster. In Oriental Express you can get an ez 15 second time without even cheating like in the classic games.

Faggot.
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>>381782270
For something like frame rate, the higher option is always better from a gameplay perspective. The gameplay can only be improved by increasing the frame rate. (For example, input would be more responsive for a game capped at 60fps vs a game capped at 30fps)
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>>381783201
Unless you've got some source only you've read, no they fucking didn't.
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>>381784246
spyro demo when
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>>381775098
Yeah, please don't. The vidya industry could use less people like you
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>>381784519
After you start a petition anon-kun
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>>381753828
>>381773813
Stop posting these. I don't want to turn into a fur fag
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>>381784968
Finding Coco arousing is perfectly normal
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why does tawna and racing girls have taild but crash and coco don't ?
are they all bandicoots ?
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Many people saying that crash is easy...
But then i see people falling down in the same pit 10 times in a row...
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>>381784968
>to turn

If you find that arousing you already were a fur fag.
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>>381786541
There are people and there are shitters.
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>>381786541
Some people are just retarded is all. Usually it only takes 2 or 3 tries to realize you simply cannot do something a certain way, not 10 times, trying to jump over a man with a shield who pushes you into a fucking pit every time you try to do it...
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>want to wait for reviews and worth of mouth before buying
>coco is pre-order only

I hate it when they do this.
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>>381787073
You mean the theme, not the character.
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>enter thread to shit on furries
>10 minutes later I am on sad panda looking for Krystal and bandicoot porn

Great, now I am a fur fag. Thanks a lot /v/.
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>>381778750
>Kids that fall in love with the Crash series after playing N. Sane Trilogy aren't real fans.
>Unlike me, who fell in love with the Crash series after playing Crash 1/2/3
What
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>>381787527
Welcome to the club. I suggest making the move to scaly girls however, they're the cutest.
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>>381789958
whats the sadpanda tag for that? scaly brings nothing
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>can't get 126% in Crash 1 with relics
>speed shoes in Crash 2 but not 1

Lame.
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>>381780792
Coco's literally some people's first vidya crushes, she was one of mine (Wasn't my first, though).
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>>381790046
No anon, go to e621 for your furry/scaly goodness
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>>381790105
There are two possible reasons why they didnt add shoes to the first game.
1- they made the time trials time before they knew run shoes were a thing in crash warped, and they didnt have time to re-do them
2- the first game is based on so many "platform wating time"(momentum) that it would either break it, or be useless.
Or they just didnt want them/ thought that people wouldnt like it
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Only thing I wish the game had was a button to toggle between original and revamped visuals.
And 60fps
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>>381765892
>this pleb likes Wrath of Cortex but not the original trilogy
Holy shit that's some terminal taste.
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>>381784968
If you didnt have a crush on Coco as a kid you werent normal.
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>>381778750
How are they going to be fake fans if they are going to play the same games?
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C/D: Coco is the reason the game is getting so much recognition now.
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>>381791973

Perhaps, but nostalgia definitely is playing a factor here as well.
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>>381792050
>nostalgia

It is, but keep in mind no one thought this would EVER happen, it is pretty crazy when you think about it.
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>>381791973
>C/D
>>>/g/amefaqs
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>>381759684
>Print 100k copies
>Say its sold out everywhere
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>>381792187

Eh, I dunno about "never" but it was always quite the long shot dream. Those happen every once in a while. Besides, the fuck else was Activision doing with Crash?
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Spyro Scaley Trilogy when?
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>no PC release

I used to love Crash as a kid but there's no way I'm getting a PS4 for this when I can just emulate the originals.

A steam release gets a day 1 buy from me though.
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>>381790810
If you were my kid, I would whoop your ass for this kind of degeneracy.
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>>381793171

Among the first bosses I ever bashed my head against the wall on. Those lions tore 7 year old me a new one.
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>>381751978
Only thing I don't like about it is it looks ugly. Colors are all wrong.
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>>381751978
>looks dumbed down to appeal to bigger audience
OP confirmed retarded.
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>>381751978
>looks dumbed down

What the fuck does this even mean,retard?
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>>381793654

retard here, has anyone played the game yet? How does it differ from the originals other than being pretty?
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>>381793816

It means he's been on /v/ for too long.
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>>381793429
It's a timed exclusive
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>>381793997

noice
did they say how long or is that a secret for now
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>>381793521
And you ain't, old man.
Back the fuck up.
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>>381793654
>>381793816
Have you not been keeping up with the news? In the originals Crash had more weight with delays so you had to time your jumps. Every ''on hands preview'' article say they are more responsive and faster to appeal the casual audience.
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>>381794049
No exact date has been revealed aside from that it will be playable on other platforms. At least that's what i know.
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>>381794143
>using more responsive controls that the vastly superior sequel had is being done to appeal to casuals

You're an actual fucking retard you know that? This isn't fucking castlevania, the controls from Crash 1 are just flat out bad in comparison to 2, why would you want them in there?
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are these the same guys that made twinsanity?
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>>381794143

>more responsive controls are now for casuals

You can't make this shit up.
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>>381794143
>Making the controls better is casual!!!

Laughing. Out. Loud.
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>>381795000
>>381794816
>>381794428
t. casuals
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>>381794428
>the controls from Crash 1 are just flat out bad

No they were not. They took skills and patience and made it stand out from Mario 64. You are just a casual.
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Game is great and I haven't been able to make myself play anything else since I got it. About to start Warped.
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First review is up.

https://www.gamespot.com/reviews/crash-bandicoot-review/1900-2547129/

>6.8

Its over
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>>381795140
> starting new game without 100% the last one
I gagged.
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>>381795296
HAHAHAHAHA NINTENDO WINS AGAIN
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>>381795296
Ironically, that's the same score they gave the first Crash game.
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>>381795140
oh oh oh!

please send me the music/audio files

i wanna reverse-engineer that shit.
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>>381776185
gee it's not like they completely rebuilt the games from the ground up with modern development tools
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>>381795296
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>>381795296
>the good
>nothing
sonygros on suicide watch
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>>381795296
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>>381795296

Had me going for a bit there.
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>>381795140
Wait I thought that the originals weren't on PS4 or is that the remakes?
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>>381795296
That score not really all that surprising. I would've gone for a 7 or 8, but Crash 1 is kinda the weakest of the trilogy.

>yfw they just copy this review and the others for N.Sane Trilogy
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>>381795138
Those are not mutually exclusive. Thing that are bad can also require skill and patience to dominate
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>>381795296

>Archived Review of the first game from 1996
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>>381751978
it's literally Crash with different visuals.
if it fails it's because Crash isn't as good as people remember.
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>>381774667
Bad compared to the originals, some are good but cortrex and N biro don't really fit.
Cortex doesn't sound as evil and N biro sounds like stu from rugrats.

The rest are fine and not that much different though.
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>>381766834
They believed it and this thread exists, so yeah people are that retarded
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How would you feel if the spyro code worked and it let you play as Spyro in a demo of the latest Skylanders
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>>381795296
>1996
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>>381795296
So american vidya journalism has always been this bad?
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>>381795582
These are the remakes. I got the game a week early
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>>381794378
Proof? Oh right, you have none.
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>>381795340
I got all the gems in Crash 1 and 2 and all the relics in Crash 1. I'll do relics in 2 later but I wanna play Warped now.
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>>381794143
>Crash 1 controlled like shit because the developers didn't know what they were doing, and perfected the core mechanics with 2
>WHAT THE FUCK, I WANT MY SHITTY DELAYED CONTROLS BACK

Can't make this shit up.
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>>381793521
Okay, but what if having your dad whoop your ass is also your fetish?
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>>381796212

I can kind of understand the sentiment. People were probably more excited to see something different from 3D platforming in 1996 than the extremely traditional experience Crash 1 offered. Not that it was bad at what it did, I think it's aged well as a platformer in spite of its archaic design choices elsewhere, but in the wake of Super Mario 64 it's pretty hard to call Crash 1 novel.
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>>381784968
Coco is like Isabelle and Krystal. It's okay to be furry for them.
>>
Is Crash's rogue gallery pure kino?
>>
>three games completely remade from scratch for hardware 20 years ahead of what the original games were running on
>for $40
>somehow this isn't enough

I'm not even a crash fan and I think people saying they aren't adding enough are fucking stupid.
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>>381780792
(You)
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>>381797021
Hey, look, I'm n-not a furry, but Isabelle and Digby are perfect. Cute twins man. Just put me down, I'm a bad boy...
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>>381797242
The fact that they appear to have managed to rebuild them without any of the original source code and still have it handle virtually identically to the originals is mind-boggling to me.
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>>381753828

>the bonermaking areas are a lighter fur

Time to add a new fetish to the list
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>>381752975
Does Coco play any different from Crash?
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>>381797553
No, and thank Christ. She should only be a palette swap.
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>>381797553
Functionally identical, some of her moves just have different animations.
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>>381797683
So why is everyone making such a big deal about her being playable in every game? Its not like allowing you to play her took any work or amazing coding
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>>381795296
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I want this to get ported to everything imaginable and do really well so we can get a proper Crash 4 followed by a director's cut of Twinsanity.
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>>381797843
Because she's cute as fuck.
>>381797882
>Still hasn't caught up that it's the literal Crash 1 review
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>>381797945
This supposed to be Twinsanity?
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>>381797058
>Mad scientist who is arguably more the main character than Crash himself
>Peter Lorre with a rocket in his head and a mech fetish
>Half-dingo half-crocodile with a flamethrower
>Tommy gun toting mafioso potoroo
absolutely
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>>381797956
I figured it was just fanservice, but kinda expected a bit more. Dunno why
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>>381798047
Yeah, in Japan they actually kept up with the numbering system. Weird right?
>>
>>381796212
>>381796985
Back in the 90s a 6.8 was a reasonable score. 5/10 was the average back in the day.
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>>381798247
I wonder if they did that with the GBA games too.
>>
You know, considering all of the drama involving Tawna and Naughty Dog is long since dead and past, I was hoping Tawna would be in 2 and 3 in the remakes, even if it's just cameos in the openings and some levels. But the devs wanted everything 1:1 including Tawna's fate.
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>>381798310

The score reflects the review content just fine. I'm just saying that I'm not surprised by it.

>>381798635

Could've been worse, Tawna could've been written out wholesale.
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>>381764592

You're a fucking retard. 30 FPS was the standard (or above standard) when RE4 came out.

Meanwhile the remaster on PC HAS a 60 FPS mode and it's a fucking revelation. Why wouldn't you make a full remake run at a higher framerate?
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>>381797843

Because sometimes things are fun for the sheer novelty of it. Can you honestly not understand that at all?
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YOWZA
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>>381799054
I get that, and I'm not saying its a bad feature, I was just curious if it was a more substantial change because people in these threads are listing it as a big reason to buy
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look at this ugly son of a bitch
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>>381800097
ha ha
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>>381800097
the dinosaur isn't much of a looker either
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>>381795140
>88%
>platinum
What trophies don't you have? Which ones don't count towards plat?
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>>381797945
>Kurasshu Bandikuu 5
>Eh? Kurasshu to Corutekkusu no Yabou?!?
How silly.
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>>381800527

Probably DLC trophies, if I had to hazard a guess. With RE7, you get the plat at like 77% because the rest are DLC trophies.
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>>381759684
Artificial Scarcity?
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>>381795381
>>381795413
>>381795460
>>381795467
>>381795467
>>381795537
>>381795651
>>381796212
>>381797882
Are you guys retarded?
This is a review of the original crash 1
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>>381798440
First one(the huge adventure/XS), and the shitty crash/spyro minigame crossover game wasn't, but the second one(N-Tranced) is, but it was numbered in elsewhere too.
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>>381800807

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk
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>>381799714
Still in the same jet ski level?
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>>381800671
There are only 2 dlc trophies we've seen in crash 1 though.
2/25-27 =/= 12%
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>>381801217
>t.
what did he MEEEAAAAN by this

T WHO my nigga? BOOKER T. BLUEBIRD??
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>>381801104
thing is, some of these retards probably haven't caught on.
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>>381801286

I think trophy percentages are weighted based on their type, so 2 gold trophies would account for much more of that percent than 2 bronze trophies.
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post yfw that bassline
>>
>>381801423

Word of the wise, going out of your way to point out an obvious joke is not the time to pretend you're smarter than everyone else.
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>>381752779
You mean more CrashxCoco.
>>
>>381801872
It's almost flawless, I just wish they'd kept that little noise you hear at 0:15 in the original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PazYkRquOU
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>>381752975
>40$
Should have been max 30 for a remaster with little additions.
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>Time Twister in literally just in the middle of the fucking ocean

I thought it was supposed to be on top of Cortex's castle
>>
>>381801872
Damn that's funky as fuck
>>
never tried the other games past ctr

would wrath be worth playing if remade?
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>>381802568

Crash 1's ancient design snafus have been fixed, Coco is playable, and there's rumors of lost levels cropping up as DLC. Besides, it's 3 remastered games for $20 less than a new title. I mean, that's not the most unfair proposition I think. $60 would've been a bit much but $40? That's fine.
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>>381803365
Unless changed drastically, no.
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>>381803365
oh shit, i forgot i played bash

really liked that game
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>>381803109
It's supposed to be
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>Friendly Reminder that Cortex still has the best sounding theme (next to Dingodile's of course)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4iiUygA3X0
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>Crash Team Racer not included

Shit collection.
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>>381803402
You forgot Crash 1 and 2 now having time trials, as well as there being an online leaderboard.
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>>381803925

https://www.psu.com/news/33067/crash-team-racing-ps4-remaster-possible
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>>381804145
Add online too
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>>381801872
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>>381766981
Inefficient compression. Uncompressed audio usually.
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>>381804273

That's so overwhelmingly obvious of an addition that I'm scared that it somehow wouldn't happen.
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>>381804145
>>381804273
>CTR remaster
>more characters
>more tracks
>online multiplayer w/ leaderboard
>kart and character customization
would you?
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>>381801872
I feel so fucking happy right now.
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>>381751978
> Games are literally 1:1
> Hurr durr it's too different

Nice autism. Just play the originals you fucking mong
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>>381804509
Day 1.
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If Coco does the crash dance, i'll buy this day one
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>>381752417
fpbp
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>>381804509

Probably, though at that point it really should just be a new CTR made in the image of the old one, or go the Mario Kart Super Circuit route and just include remade versions of every track from CTR like that game did with Super Mario Kart. With more characters and all that customization it might as well be a new game.
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>>381804765
....Anon I...
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>>381801872
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>>381804765

Get your wallet ready.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX68qqWdat0
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>le every game is going to flop meme
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>>381803365

No. It's level design was nothing like the original games.
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>>381782939
not looking good =/= being optimized
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>>381804509
>>381804794
Reminder that Crash Nitro Kart was originally supposed to have most of that and more:
>https://www.crashmania.net/en/games/crash-nitro-kart/trivia/
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>>381804509
>Would be made by Vicarious Visions
They would somehow fuck up the perfect driving mechanics Naughty Dog created, I'm sure of it
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>>381804942

One part of me says that this game is shilled horribly at /v/.

Yet this is the only game I've been hyped for in years.

Overall it just makes me sad how the industry evolved.
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>>381803839
Read your bible, I wrote it.
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>>381801872
Probably the only track they didn't butcher.
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>>381803925
>Crash Team Racer
Yeah you're such a fan.
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>>381805336

>shilled horribly at /v/

Oh please, an entire generation of children was nostalgic for these games. It's not just /v/, I promise.

>Overall it just makes me sad how the industry evolved.

But this I understand. Not really been a fan of the "innovations" of the last 2 gens but it is what it is.
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>>381801872
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>>381805336
>>381805581
The only people who says there are no shills here, are actual shills
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The best thing about the Crash series has always been the fact that the intro cutscene always starts of EXACTLY where the last game ended. IIRC, they even continued this trend in the later games.
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>>381794792
It's the skylanders team. That's why it doesn't quite look, sound, or feel right.

A mostly-good remake is better than no remake at all, though.
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>>381805901

That's not what I said but okay.
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>>381804509
>Try to take over the world
>Keep creating bandibabes
What did he mean by this?
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>>381773996

This is nintenbaby territory
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>>381806008

Bandibabes are the key to taking over the world, obviously.
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>>381759684
Yeah, Im so fucking pissed. I have a gift card I wanted to use on it
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ITT: 19-25 year olds jizzing over a furfag game

God, those born in the 90s sure are fucked in the head. Not suprised there's so many furfags and ponyfags in that age group.
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>>381806008
>cortex vortex is too unstable to subjugate mankind
>convert them into furries instead

Do you even mad scientist?
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>>381806008
>has the technology to create bandibabes

That sounds like a good enough reason to.
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>>381806573
Sure. You just keep thinking that.
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>>381806008
They're trying to breed humanity out of existence
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>>381765892
>Crash 1 is shit, Warped is fucking boring
>I sure will continue to tell people how awful it looks
>pure cancer

Get the fuck out.
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Just beat Crash 1 on PS4 I'm hoping Crash 2 is as good as I remember it to be, Crash 1 is still kind of rough.
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>>381780792
I honestly don't know what you expected when you came into a thread discussing a game that has anthropomorphic as its main cast.
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Whoa
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>>381800527
The two DLC trophies. One's a silver and the other's a gold.
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was coco too a cortex experiment, or does crash live in a island with anthropomorphic fellas?
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>>381801180
Yes and he's hidden in other places too when you do Time Trials. I saw him three times in Crash 1 and I'm sure there's more.
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>>381784968
Jacking it off to it doesn't make you a furfag, obsessing over it and creating sonas and all that trash is what would turn you into a furfag
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>>381808793
I'm confused since this is not a death animation I remember in the game, but hey, I welcome it into my collection none the less.
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>>381808901
All anthro animals were cortex experiments
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>>381801872
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>>381809294
> cortex inventions
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>>381805246
They seem to have done a fine job retaining ND's perfect platforming mechanics. I'd have faith.
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>>381809664
experiments then?

such a strange thing to get hung up on
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>not posting thicc coco
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>>381801872
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>>381803925
But then it wouldn't be 3 (THREE) (!) games
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>>381801872
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>>381809783
that's not thicc, that's fat
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>>381809782
Let me put emphasis in
> Cortex
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>Talking with friend
>He admits to thinking coco/tawna are hot
>"Just go to /v/ then, I bet they have a WOAH thread up and someones dumping images"
>Go check for myself
>This thread

I mean, it's funny in it's own kind of way.
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>>381803365
WoC had more minigames than actual platforming levels. It doesn't deserve a remake. Instead they should take the handful of platforming levels and rerelease those as a DLC pack.
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>>381810641

Thread really hasn't been much of an image dump though.

Send him to /trash/.
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STOP MASTURBATING TO COCO
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>>381811510
are you going to make me stop?
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>>381811510
Julian's just too gay to get it. I like me a big bara man monster too, but I appreciate Coco's adorableness.
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>>381751978
Your points are retarded, but holy shit
>spyro codes confirmed to not work
Why the fuck would they? You think they'd spend all this time remaking these games, to then go an make demos for different games, featuring a few levels each, just because they were in the original games?
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>>381811510
>Fat, gay, furry Mexican that draws a bunch of fucked up shit can't understand how people can fap to a character
I miss when OneyPlays was actually Oney plays.
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>>381775917
>To be fair /v/ is usually the fastest to pick up on whether a game will come out and be trash.
It's easy to be right about games being trash when your only viewpoint is "ALL NEW GAMES ARE TRASH REEEE"
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Who /digital preorder/ here?
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>>381812440

>digital preorder

About as pointless a notion as it gets.
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>>381800097
What the FUCK is that? That does it, the more I see of this remake the more I want to just stick to the originals
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>>381812648

You get a theme that plays the crash 1 music if you pre-order digitally
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>>381812707

>a theme

Meh. At least the Crash 1 music could be cool, I guess.
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>>381812707
>You get a theme that plays the crash 1 music if you pre-order digitally
I hate this shit. No doubt it won't be available otherwise, and physical owners will get jackshit.
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>>381809071
>Fake Crash getting a cameo treatment similar to Big The Cat.

I don't know why I love this, but I love either way.
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>>381799714
Is it me or does he have bigger ears than Crash?
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>>381812684
>Literally only one thing is questionable and it's the dinosaur design
>DURR REMASTER IS SHIT
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>>381751978
>can just emulate original games for free
How is this an argument? Would you be more enticed to buy this if you had to pay for it?
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>>381801872
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>>381813272
>and physical owners will get jackshit.

That's a bit of an understatement

https://youtu.be/P5z1B4sbnXA
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>>381785934
Does she have the yellow patch in her back like big bro? we'll never know.
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>>381811510
>fat gay mexican guy wanking to Tiny Tiger and the Hydra from Disney's Hercules makes fun of other fetishes

Julians a good boy but he hurt my feelings by not understanding why footfags exist
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>>381814039
How does Crash know he has one?
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>>381813983
why do a fucking unboxing if it's just the standard fucking game?

>case
>disc

OH WHAT A GREAT FUCKING VIDEO
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>>381813983

I preordered from Best Buy and that apparently comes with 3 themes/sets of avatars. I mean, I don't really care but whatever.
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>>381814343

Yeah, those are dynamic themes that come with all pre-orders
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>>381814583

I might as well cash it in to see what I get so sorry.
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>>381814224
He's very flexible
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>>381814794
dont be curious, crash
or you get the bash
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>>381811510
JULIAN
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>>381815494
I'M GONNA BURN YOU INTO A ROBIT
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>>381797945
They called Twinsanity "Crash 5" in Japland?
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I should never laugh at a Tumblr post but.....goddamn it I got a good one out of this.

http://crusherthedoctor.tumblr.com/post/162247795982/i-highly-doubt-penders-can-screw-up-crash
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>>381806573
Maybe I just like the games?
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>>381810613
N. Cortex experiments?
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>>381811915
His recent Star Trek VR video is the best he has done in literal years.
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>>381817819
READ YOUR BIBLE, I WROTE IT.
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>>381816860
>Actual quotes relating to real life wars are used in the context of Cortex making his army of mutants.
I still can't believe this is real.
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>>381783315
from what I heard and seen is the only thing they "dumbed down" is now in the crash 1 game your boxes save up to checkpoints instead of having to be a no death run
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>>381814794
Please draw Coco as a cute badass biker chick since we won't get to see her on the motorcycle levels!
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>>381817960
I fucking loved that one and the black guy's reactions to him were priceless.
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>>381814794
Either this >>381818306 or the Shrink Ray Death would be fine with me.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdNCXbMPAyQ
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>>381780880
>WOAH
gets me every time
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>>381791747
He said cortex strikes back = crash 2

Fucking retard I swear to god
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Which N. is the best N. and why is it Gin?
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>>381770747
To be fair, Dingodile couldn't return because he was killed by a murderous robot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uRqCzRFB2k
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>>381818772
I'm sure the shrinking ray will make in the remake, I prefer to draw things we will not see.
I already had planned to draw a biker Coco.
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Is there a single streamer who ISN'T fucking terrible at the game?
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This inauthentic, sanitised aesthetic isn't doing anything for me
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So how does Toxic Waste sound now? I need to know.
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>>381820556
Full metal blast, no expectations there.

Like, actual death metal, no joke, makes it a little too fucking extreme.
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>>381801872
I'm glad so many people enjoy it, but for me it completely misses the point to be so incredibly remixed at random parts, when the track itself is already remix OF a remix, to begin with. It really doesn't nail any of the 'feeling' the track had. The lead instrument is completely drowned out by noise and electric guitars and that's the main thing setting this track apart from the other Cortex tracks...

The remixed parts don't even benefit the track. What is the point of 0:15 - 0:18? How does that help the initial beat drop to add so many strings?

>0:36 the vibraphone melody just gets squashed for some reason halfway through
>0:41 beat doesn't change time once during the initial guitar solo
>0:57 same thing happens to the vibraphone melody again, smothered.
>1:07 the only time the vibraphone melody can be heard clearly, a few notes are incorrect.

Electric guitars and vins are okay but not when used as a bandaid.
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>>381820274
This guy has been streaming for hours and it's decent https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vrNlstzLpQ
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>they mised the little du du du du du du at about 12 seconds in the crash 2 theme
https://youtu.be/aB-mprW1Nu8?t=12s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6LhyOEr6e4
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>>381820048
You're the best, I love your coco drawings!

I'm getting myself a drawpad on Wednesday, maybe I'll join you in these threads if I'm not too rusty
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>>381821524
These Twinsanity 2d drawings are all over the place in terms of quality.

Fits the game perfectly at least.
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>>381820048
Could you draw Crash wearing a gas mask? Doesn't have to be a full body.
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>>381821313
Electric shock death for Coco confirmed!
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>>381821559
>>381821313
Crawling Coco is cute, I'm going to draw so much porn when I get my drawpad!
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>>381821757
Whoopie!
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>>381819189
>the only N scientist who was actually respected
>held a high-level government job
>rebuilt the rocket that crippled him into a pacemaker
>does most of Cortex's building and machine work despite not getting credit
>GOAT boss battles
>consistently good voice actors excluding Nolan North
The answer is pretty obvious
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>>381795296
>1996
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>>381822218
Not to mention his kick ass ship
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>>381821524
At least post the good version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQXo75Lj-A8
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>>381821313
>Obj_motherfucker has the scream
Nice
>Uka Uka on Crash 2 Game Over screen
What?
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>>381821757
woah! Just as I predicted
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>>381822356
hell yeah
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>>381822383
Almost exactly, they also made her hair get permed up
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>>381821313
Awwww, they made the shrink ray for Crash an animation rather than your character getting smaller until it appears while still letting you control it
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>>381822938
I think I missed that, when in the stream did it happen?
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Post Coco getting kissed by a frog
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>>381823562
Can't really say since it's live and doesn't have any timer. It was a few minutes ago.

Oh well, at least it isn't an angel animation.
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>>381821313
It seems petty, but I kind of miss the enemies going up in a puff of brightly colored smoke when you jump on them.
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>>381823746

also here
>>381821559

Don't have any ingame screens tho
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>>381821313
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>>381821559
>>381821948
Crash x Coco
we need much more Crash x Coco
ha ha
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>>381821313
>Coco gets crushed
>Just disappears leaving her laptop.
Should of done this. If they'll show her get squished by a boulder why not here?
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>>381824083
>not CocoxNGin
pleb taste
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>>381821313
>Tells you how to beat Cortex now
When I was a kid and Mum and I played it for the longest time we thought you had to race him because we were fucking retarded. I then just suggested hitting him and that was that. I've seen people on here do the same thing.
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>>381821313
>The Crab just Drags Crash off to parts unknown.
kek
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>>381824145
This is why I'm not buying it, if they won't cater to my fetishes then screw them.
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>>381824270
>CocoxNGin

Get that digusting rocket freak away from my waifu
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>>381824865
Don't be disappointed because he has a bigger missile than you
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Totally fly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsDNi99e7IY
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Coco a shit

Tawna best waifu
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>>381825196
>That bug on the bonus stage
wew lad.
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>>381780438
>>381804509
What's with the different colored Coco's? I get the black haired one is a Nega Coco though.
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>>381824083
so much this
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>>381825619
>Tawna
>not Nina
drawfriend why have you abandoned us
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>>381825750
They're the trophy girls from CTR
entirely different characters
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>>381825750
>different colored Coco's
I'm not mad, just disappointed.
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>>381825812
Only Tawna
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>>381826024
never
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>>381824083
I'll keep your request in mind. Though my current idea is Coco crawling in front of a de-pantsed Obj_motherfucker
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>>381826207
Forever
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>>381825926
Ah, that makes sense.

>>381825937
Sorry dude, I've only played the first 3 Crash games, a little bit of Crash Bash, Wrath of Cortex, and Twinsanity.

I was raised with Spyro
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>>381825619
>>381825812
>>381826024
>>381826207
>>381826480

Why not both?
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>>381826871
Don't talk to me or my daught-errr niece ever again.
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>>381751978
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We have had better threads...
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>>381804509
that would make me buy a ps4
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>>381827541
We were in one until you showed up.
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>>381762276
I'm on the fence. I on one hand I remember being addicted to Crash Bandicoot growing up. But that was growing up. Heck, that was before i had a ps controller with joysticks.

So I just don't know if I'd like it anymore.

That's something to wait until it goes on sale I think. I'm sure it will be $20 at thanksgiving.
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>>381776078
>Crash Bash online?
Huh!?
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>>381826207
>anything from crash of the titans or mind over mutant
no, no this shit never happened get it out of my face
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>>381797843
>You like character
>Remake of game of character is coming out
>They tell you that you can play as character much more now
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>>381828023
Twinsanity

3 years before Titans
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>>381795140
Can you confirm if you have to do all the boss fights as crash? Not a deal breaker by any means, but I was seeing it posted around that if you tried to enter a boss level as Coco, it'd bump her out and switch characters on you.
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i hope they do an hd remake of crash of the titans next!
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>>381797843
Coco is cute!

Also rare delicious girl slapstick ryona
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>>381828152
Yeah. Boss battles and vehicle levels stay true to their original characters. So no Coco in any other boss than Warped N.Gin
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>>381828023
Nina was created for CNK. She's been around nearly as long as Crunch. >>381805242

Read your bible, I wrote it.
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>>381828501
Thats odd that they decided to do it that way, but it's whatever. I'm just excited to play crash 2 again.
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>>381828632
>Read your bible, I wrote it
Is this some new meme?
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>>381828815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JoAtfLb5Es

0:17
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>>381828815
Something something Brio in Titans or some such thing. I never really paid attention
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>>381826552
Crash team racing is worth if you wanna try an older kart racer that isn't mario kart
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>>381768094
IT'S GOOOOOOOOD
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>>381829242
I thought Mind over Mutant was supposed to be garbage. I found that pretty funny.
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1440p 30fps on PS4 "Pro"
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>>381829289
CTR is worth it if you want to play the single best kart racer ever made, period.
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>>381829242

Bretty gud.
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>>381829242
This game has some pretty quotable stuff.
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>>381829389
It had its moments, but the rebrand was very much a mixed bag. Phasing out slapstick in favor of contemporary pop culture references didn't sit well with everyone, and to be honest didn't help Crash in the longrun
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>>381828632
I really wish her design was based off of that pic.
The wet hair look actually makes her look good.
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