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No Coco in Crash 1? I donĀ“t mean as a playable but as an extra cutscene or something, the way Tawna dissappeared was lame.
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>>381556862
No story extras.
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>>381554926
CUTE
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>>381554926
I really do hope that they'll retcon Tawna leaving Crash. Either that or she'll eventually leave Pinstripe, make an appearance in the next Crash game where her role is Crash's former girlfriend turning enemy
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>>381558667
you spoilered a part of the post even though it didn't contain any spoilers
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new Tawna is cuter than new Coco
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>>381558797
Nah.
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>>381558726
It was all for the suspense, anon.
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>>381558960
>selfies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtChPB6NjJY
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>>381558726
Wow.
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>>381559037
One of her idle animations is her taking pictures of her surroundings.
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>>381559037
Here's a link I forgot to attach.
https://twitter.com/Scourgey/status/878154136524513280
https://twitter.com/Scourgey/status/878070174062067712
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>>381558960
yeah
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>>381558797
This scene doesn't make sense, when she goes from fighting to getting afraid.
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>>381560038
Yeah it's almost as if she was surrounded by 4 of them or something.
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>>381560038
she gets surrounded by clones, are you autistic?
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>>381560142
She could have continued.
Maybe they could have gave them something like tasers or guns.
She started the fight and didn't bother to finish it.
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>>381560223
Have you even seen the original version? She's supposed to be captured.
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>>381560325
They should have fucking thought, before making her punch some dude.
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>>381560462
She gets gangraped EXTRA hard in the new version, so I dont see an issue
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>>381554926
Holy fuck guys i can't wait, one more week.
I literally just dreamed of playing the game, its been a while since i've been so hyped to play a game.
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>>381560582
>hyped to play a fucking remake
what the fuck is wrong with you people?
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>>381560462
I really don't see your issue with the cutscene.
>one motherfucker tries to grab her
>she gets a quick punch in and attempts to escape
>can't because another motherfucker blocks her way
>she backs off and attempts to go in the opposite direction but is surrounded by another three
She knew she was fucked at that stage.
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>30fps
Sony niggers will defend this.
Sad.
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>>381560664
MIGHT AS WELL MAKE HER THE MAIN FUCKING CHARACTER.
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>>381554926
Why did they make Tawna so flat/ugly? Where are those sexy curves?
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>>381560462

>Characters should be able to easily handle an infinite number of enemies, or be completely helpess
>How dare you illustrate that a character is willing to fight back, but also also well-aware of when they're outmatched
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>>381560642
I know right, how dare people be hyped to play a video game. Do they have any idea what board they're on?

>>381560714
Why would they do that? That's just illogical. The game is called Crash Bandicoot, not Tawna Bandicoot.
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>>381558797
>sjw bullshit
meh
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>>381560642
I don't see the problem, i loved the original games and played a fuckton when i was a kid.
I just know i'm going to enjoy the fuck out of the remakes.
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What was the reasoning for restricting levels for Coco? Fuck she should at least be able to do the boss fights at the very least.
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>>381558960
don't worry she'll look like fawna when she's older.
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>>381560796
they're releasing the same thing again except with modern graphics it's the same fucking game holy shit
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>>381560325
Yup...they SJW'd this scene in the remake. She isn't even suppose to fight.
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>>381560867
They didn't have time as she was a last minute addition due to fan feedback.
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>>381560867
Not enough time to fully add Coco
Having Coco was a true good bonus, they basically just did it on side when they had spar time
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>>381554926
>30fps
into the trash it goes
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>>381560847
sure but it's just a fucking remake
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>>381560901
All female bandicoots fill out when they grow up.

>>381560917
>false flagging/shitposting
>>>/b/
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>>381558797
Wrong
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>>381560909
The graphics don't even look impressive and the art direction looks consistently shoddier than the original in general. Like look at that hideous water in that one Crash 3 level...good lord.

Don't forget this trash is 30fps when it has no fucking reason to be.
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>>381561069
autism the gif
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>>381561006
and yet you care enough to keep posting in this thread
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>>381560796
if they are that hyped to play a remake surely the original would suffice

emulation is easy as piss these days
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>>381560936
>>381560996
What the fuck? She was designed to be included from the very beginning of game development. It was even mentioned in an interview.
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>>381561006
So?
There's literally NOTHING wrong with remakes, as long as they don't change the original too much, it really makes you think about the industry, with all the new games coming out i get hyped about a remake.
you know what i'm hyped about too? the shadow of the colossus remake.
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>>381561045
I've been noticing this artist everywhere. Ya got a name?
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>>381561214
I don't get it but it's just a fucking remake of a game you have had 20 years to play
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>>381561259
Indeed. Fuck everyone who played Resident Evil Remake right? They should have just emulated the PS1 version.

>>381561290
Only for her levels as per the originals, but not for every level in the games.
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>>381561045
That' s some really detailed lingerie for this kind of pic
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>>381560996
what's so hard about a goddamn character model swap?
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>>381561267
>anon goes onto a discussion board
>doesn't actually want discussions but echo-chambers
>wanting /v/ to literally turn into reddit 2.0
yeah, no thanks
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I thought they didnt place coco in boss fights and certain zones on purpose for "no lore rape".
She cant use the bike, swimming, jetpack and bosses.
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>>381561006
ew why play the old shit with worse sound, gfx, and textures

:)
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>>381561315
you spoilered a part of your post even though there was no spoiler
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>>381558797
I just wish she didn't have negative ass
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>>381561045
I wonder if the trophy girls would ever show up in another Crash Bandicoot game?

Should Vicarious Vision get a greenlight for doing a remaster of Crash Team Racing, I hope they include them as playable characters, among other, and that there are in-game currency which you can use to get costumes and other accessories for the characters.
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>>381561290
Well naturally because she is in 2 and playable in 3 but only on her levels.
What the devs said was that in a game jam session they have, someone mentioned Coco to be playable in other levels. They were like okay do what you can and if it doesn't interfere we will add her playable.
So that is what they did senpai. A later patch might come about anyway. Don't forget they made her own death animations and all that not just using a Coco skin on Crash
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>>381560867
They didn't just restrict her for no reason, the devs said she's playable in just about every level except bosses because that wouldn't be canon to what happened.
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>>381561315
>There's literally NOTHING wrong with remakes, as long as they don't change the original too much

at that point it has no reason to exist

I could see a remake being worth playing if it actually fixed flaws and shieet
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>>381561489
>I wonder if the trophy girls would ever show up in another Crash Bandicoot game?
It's not like they've cut Tawna or Coco so I don't see why they would.
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>>381561356
Not him, but the one who draw these pictures is called KempferZero on deviantart.
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>>381561069
>flash going off on other side of phone
dumb bitch can't even take a picture right.
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>>381561356
kempferzero
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Not sure if any of you have noticed this yet, but...
30 FRAMES PER SECOND ON A PS4!
CAN'T HIT 4K30 ON PRO!

HAHAHAHAHSBSBSNZNnabznxjdnd
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>>381561571
Tanks
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>>381561541
it fixes flaws with crash 1 you retard
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>>381561045
How about you fuck off? It is the fucking truth. A dev said so in a blog saying they didn't wanna upset a female employee so they added that bullshit in.

Kill yourself.
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>>381561592
Thank you
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>>381561423
>if you're not extreme a then you're extreme b
There's a difference between discussion and blatant shitposting anon.
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>>381561397
The fact that they decided not to just do a simple re texture of Crash, but you know, create new animations for her and everything to give her life
Between her and Crash, there is 300 death animations apparently
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>>381561610
Too bad it couldn't fix the framerate.
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>>381561637
>not even a single shred of proof
>the lowest of low effort shitposting
Yeah nah, get fucked cunt.
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>>381561438
The sad thing is the PSX games look better overall than these crappy remakes
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>>381561610
something incredibly obscure?
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>>381561515
>that wouldn't be canon to what happened.
What does that even mean in the context of Crash? Her being playable now already isn't canon so who cares? Sounds like a copout excuse to me.
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>>381561768
muh graphics in a jumpy jumpy game is more important than framerate
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>>381561825
It's the truth
Get fucked neofag.
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>>381561438
the old ones have more than good enough graphics and sound
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>>381561830
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>>381561515
Suddenly they care about canon but changing Tawna into a "stronk independent womyn" is no big deal.
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>>381558667
>spoiler
Didn't work for Sly 4, why would it work here?

>>381554926
Also, should I just get this game digital off Amazon? Look like they're not going to get more physical copies for a while. I have a gift card, so Amazon is the way to go.
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>381561934
Not even worth it anymore. Stay mad kiddo.
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>381561934
[citation really fucking needed]
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>>381562030
They are. The art direction is consistently better. It doesn't have shit water like that remade level on Crash 3. The lighting isn't actually realistic crap and helps the colors pop more etc. In general it just looks better
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>fully lovingly remastered all three games
>cheaper than usual retail games at the moment (even though its a remaster its still literally 3 whole games)
>adding in missing levels like stormy ascent and maybe others
>even doing a new voiced over intro with neo cortex doing the classic "created and developed by" but adding vicarious visions instead

they seem to really care and i actually think this will be the best remastered game(s) ever released
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>>381562073
>>381562136
these guys meant to reply to you I redirected their comments
>>381561934
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>>381560038

Based retard bro on the scene
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>>381562073
>"kiddo"
>can't even quote right
>>>/r/eddit
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>>381561069

I get really annoyed looking at this.
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>>381562154
>The lighting isn't actually realistic crap and helps the colors pop more etc.
What lighting? Colors popped out more because there was no lighting and textures were designed to give off the illusion of light.
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>>381562154
>In general it just looks better

I disagree with you.
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>>381561432

I don't think she'll be available for all levels
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>>381561934
Unless you can provide the exact quote and link to interview, it's complete bullshit
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>>381562239
>not knowing he did it to avoid giving a (You)
Dumbass.
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>>381562032
>punching someone and getting captured is enough to make someone a "stronk independent womyn"
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>>381561830
No they don't you nostalgia-diseased git.
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>>381561369
are you new?
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>>381561920
>muh graphics in a jumpy jumpy game is more important than framerate
Um no that's not how that works.
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>>381562032
>gets captured anyway and made to look like an even bigger failure
Oh boy they sure showed us.
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>>381559037
reminder that Coco is a dirty Cortex spy and probably swaps selfies with N. Gin
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>>381562780
it's exactly how it works
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>>381561830
KEK good one
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>>381562871

Really? Only played as a kid, and I only got a memory card after my disc stopped working.
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>>381562032

>Literally one cutscene

Stop sperging over nothing
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>Coco was supposed to be the intelligent, calm and normal one
>Now she's le funny like le crash
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>>381563060
She's still intelligent, she just mimics her big bro now. You never had a little sister did you anon?
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>>381563060
How is that a bad thing? Coco was incredibly boring and didn't fit in with the rest of the cast at all.
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>>381558960
>Still has her bulky 90s laptop
>But also carries around a new phone
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>>381561423
Have you ever once considered that if nobody cares what you have to say, it's because you don't have anything of worth to say?
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>>381563060
more interesting desu.

So many females in cartoons/games are always depicted a "smart and sensible" so it gets old pretty quick.
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>>381554926
Why does the game look so brown
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No one streaming today?
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>>381558960
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>>381563626
Because it's shit haha
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>>381554926
RRRAAAAAAAPPPEEEEE
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>>381562476
Exactly. The realistic lighting engine in the remake just makes things look odd.
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>>381562873
No??????? Not at all?????? to get a good platforming experience graphic should come secondary to frame rate. A high smooth frate rate will make the actual gameplay feel more responsive, and lead to less periods where someone goes "aw fuck I could have made that jump but the games to laggy". Graphics should always be a secondary concern.
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>>381562604
It literally does
Especially considering they shrinked her boobs/ass too

>>381562785
Not really. That's still more """progressive""" than the original.
The point is she should be a passive damsel-in-distress not an aggressive bitch.
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>>381554926

Do she and Coco make out if you beat 1 as Coco?
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>>381564526
>The point is she should be a passive damsel-in-distress not an aggressive bitch.
But why though?
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>>381563039
Not an argument. I was just pointing out hypocrisy.
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>>381564573
No she only gets headpats from Tawna.
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>>381563465
She was supposed to stand out from the rest of the cast you idiot. Yeah she's boring but that's the fucking point...she's there for the player to relate to someone who is normal compared to all these wacky characters and she's a good contrast.
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What happens if Coco rescues Tawna?
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After these threads I'm convinced that crashfags are just as autistic as sanicfags. There's no other explanation for the weird fetishization of the anthropomorphic characters and the blind assertions that Crash is superior to Mario or even Spyro on the same platform.
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>>381564675
CUTE
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>>381554926
>YEE HAW
wtf crash is Texan now?
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>>381565016
>crashfags are just as autistic as sanicfags.
No fucking duh. There the same people retarded furfags jerk off to dated and bland platformers.
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>>381564526
She still is a damsel in distress though. She gets captured immediately and you play through the game as Crash until you rescue her after beating Cortex. See OP pic.
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>>381565016
Did the weird death fetish shit not clue you in immediately?
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>>381564589
Because that was the original vision of Naughty Dog.

If these devs actually gave a shit they would go full on dedicated to concept art of Tawna and give her some massive cleavage too(like in pic related) that they couldn't in the original due to soccer moms complaining
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>>381564675
So it's possible saving Tawna as Coco?
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>>381565016
>waah waah autism
Come up with a new buzzword already you unoriginal prick.
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>>381564613
>Not an argument

Who was arguing?
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>>381565035
>>381565306
Nope that was only an idea, sorry.
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>>381565016
>the weird fetishization of the anthropomorphic characters
is this not a norm in the industry already?
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>>381564907
Coco can't be used for bossfights, she might be able to ride on the bird in the secret ending with her
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>>381562154
You're that fag who complains about the warp zone having water in it hahaha
Seriously get over it
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>>381558960
looks like one of those unity tablet games
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>>381562871
Oh exploitable.
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>>381565920
Keep defending this amateurish 30fps garbage
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>>381558797
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I can't wait! This shit is gonna be the only thing keeping me alive until Mario Odyssey
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i like cocoposting
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>>381567818
We all do.
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Does anybody know when the embargo lifts? Google weilds nothing
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>>381567818
Cocoposting is good posting.
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>>381563060

nofunallowed.jpg

NIGGA YOU ARE GETTING PISSY OVER LORE PURITY OF A PLAYSTATION 1 GAME ABOUT CARTOON BANDICOOTS.

GET THE FUCK OFF OF /v/ AND GO OUTSIDE YOU FUCKING SPERG
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>>381565306
No, its not. He was just kidding around.
But would be cute.
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>>381561069
>Coco does this once and it's funny and doesn't overstay its welcome
>The rabbids do it 50 times, the selfie doesn't become funny at any point, and rather than ruining the concept of selfies it just digs the rabbids deeper and deeper into hell where they belong
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>30th June
What the fuck?
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>>381568927
What seems to be the problem? Did you not learn about dates at school?
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>>381558797
THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS
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>>381554926
What am I missing here /v/?

With this board I'm just going to assume I'm supposed to be either
>Furious
>Aroused
Which is it and why?
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>>381567818
me too pal
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jeez, I'm actually really starting to want this game for some reason. so many memories. think we'll see another decent Crash game if this sells well?
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>>381569475
The latter. There's no need for the former.
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>>381569830
Devs have said that they are aware of our demand for CTR remake and vaguely said that if N-sane Trilogy does well, they might be wanting to try it.

Nothing concrete so far.
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>>381568860
Ubisoft is trying to make the Rabbids into their minions.
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>>381561069
If Coco have internet connection to upload selfies.
And have a phone....
Could she call the police to help them with that kidnapping and attemp murder thing?
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>>381570017
would people spend 40 dollars on nothing but a ctr remake tho.
Scratch that, would people spend 40, even 60 dollars for a regular crash game nowadays? Even if it's new?
The fact that these are 3 on 40 bucks have a lot to do with the sales.
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>>381570017
I want a Twinsanity remake. The game was rushed as hell but it was still good. Imagine if they had time to polish it and add cut content.
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>>381570017
>CTR Remake
Oh baby, that would be phenomenal. I'm actually a bit skeptical of their ability to produce a good original Crash Bandicoot game but it's not impossible. Some dev made Twinsanity and that game was tight as fuck.
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>>381570301
Funny.
Because The Rabbids were minions Before Minions exist.
But after Minions became popular, Rabbids want to be the thing they already were.
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>>381560829
>/pol/ bullshit
meh
>>>/pol/
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>>381570017
Screaming on /v/ probably wont have as much effect as asking the devs on twitter or whatever the fuck people use these days.
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>>381570512
Use and marketing, not personality.
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>>381570593
>Screaming on /v/ probably wont have as much effect as asking the devs on twitter or whatever the fuck people use these days.
was anyone screaming
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>>381570593
Devs actually listen to twitter now. Spam their feed with requests for 'thing' and you'll probably get it.
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>>381570593
He wasn't talking about /v/, he was talking about normie media.
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>>381560038
Just because you can throw a punch doesn't mean you can instantly take on 4 more people the same way.
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>>381571187
This should've been the Coco run ending.
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>>381571187
I'm guessing that pic is the sequel to this.
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>>381570848
Can we PLEASE get /v/ to raid them with messages to dim the lighting during CRash 2 cutscenes?

It bugs the FUCK out of me
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>>381570375
I don't want a Twinsanity remake. But I do want another Crash that plays like it, and has the same humor and feel.
Would be cool. But we won't see any in a long time, if ever.
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>>381570848
actually, they listen to reddit more, i think.
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>>381571428
Do it yourself. Record what it's supposed to look like and tweet it at them
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>>381571448
I think a Twinsanity like sequel would be the best direction to go if they wanted to make a new modern Crash game. I bet if it weren't for the bad critical response we would have gotten a sequel.
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>>381554926
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>>381572318
Why is she made of cheetos?
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>>381572669
Because she's a best.
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>>381570014
Thanks......

Fucking furries......
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>>381572897
You're welcome.
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>>381572318
I always thought the patch around the mouth was naked skin, but they also give it fur texture.
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>>381571187
Why are girls passionately french kissing so hot? Not even into lesbian sex but something about this turns me on.
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>>381564752
>she's there for the player to relate to someone who is normal
Nigga fuck outta here with this faggot bullshit. I wanna play games for wacky, out of place things not some grounded realistic setting. I bet you play as a boring ass human just so you can relate to him. Get the fuck out of my face and get the fuck out of this thread, bitch.
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>>381573305
>Why are girls passionately french kissing so hot?
It's not.
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>>381573045
I think it's just a shit quality picture.
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>>381573386
t. faggot
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>>381573007
that nigga crash looks stupid with all that detail
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>>381573305
Because it's super fucking cute and kissing is really nice
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>>381564082
sade goate
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>>381573514
Nope.
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>>381573540
>crash looks stupid
WOAH!
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>>381573305
>>381571187
yuriposters should be shot
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>>381563535
Sounds like you never needed a computer out on the field.
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>N. Gin is now visibly struggling and wobbling due to weight of the missile

Poor fucker, but that's a really neat detail
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>>381574101
back to >>>/y/ faggo
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>>381574240
That doesn't make sense.
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>>381574473
>i hate girls: the post
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>>381574434
I'm cynical and surly, and I don't like people.
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>>381574434
I'm intelligent, nihilistic with a wicked sense of humor.
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>>381568860
Not him but why do you assume everything bad said about Crash comes from Nintendo fans?

I'm gonna buy N-Sane Trilogy to hold on for Odyssey and I think a lot of people on this thread are doing the same. We're all platformer lovers here, maybe you're the fanboy
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>>381574503
No, I hate gays.
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>>381573362
>I'm BETTER than the Hero's Journey
You're a plebeian.
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>>381562215
Underrated post
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>>381574434
All I want in life is to touch your bandicoot tiddies. If that is to forward then we can just sit here until you decide to leave.
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>>381574434
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>>381571267
>evolving
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>>381574434
someone put coco on the casting couch
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>>381575068
Kek, good one.
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>>381558797
>No ass
>No tits
>face looks gross

why
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>>381574776
Fuck you, I like when games give me variety. I wasn't even thinking of a playable Coco and was fine with just Crash. You sound like the type of faggot that'll try his best to be as basic as possible and will order straight vanilla ice cream rather than vanilla bean like anyone with taste, just because the bean makes you think of butter pecan or something that's not normal and outlandish

Sit the fuck down and take your shitty flavor with you.
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>>381563535
>Not having a thick thinkpad around
>Not getting a thick phone like a Nokia 6

Its like you dont care about reliability and parts quality.
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>>381574671
>>/v/irgins believe this about themselves while replying to a picture of a cartoon animal
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>>381567997
*white male breathes in a video game*

FUCKING NAZIS CRAMMING RACISM AND XENOPHOBIA AND DRUMPF DOWN OUR INVERTED DICKHOLES

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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So you still have to complete the level and get the boxes in one go to get colored gems in crash 1.
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>>381560829
....b8?
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>>381575275
Hello, retarded newfag.
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>>381575342
>>newfag
Try again, sport.
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>>381574434
I want to impregnate her
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>>381575275
Jesus tap dancing Christ how new are you?
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>>381563060
She still is? That's why she has a double leg drop rather than a Belly Flop, etc.

Being intelligent and being boring are two different things. She's also a young girl on an adventure, who says she doesn't get to have fun?
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so is Stormy Ascent in or not.
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>>381575638
There's a 75% chance at the moment.
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so crash is a manlet ?
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>>381568307
hi reddlt!
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>>381575723
Does manlet status applicable to animals?
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>>381575457
Anon, stop. I barely pay attention to whatever stupid meme is popular at the time and I know that one.
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>>381575695
The fuck does that mean, are the flies for the level in or not? It's that simple.
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>>381565279
Rubin said as early as in early 00s that Tawna was a mistake, get over it.
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>>381571187
Anon never came back to finish this
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>>381576107
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>>381558960
>still clearly dressed like it's the 90's
>using a giant 90's laptop
>not using a 90's fliphone

I mean, really.
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>>381576397
So it's nothing. Dlc.
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>>381567997
Go back to >>>/r/eddit/ roastie.
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>>381576349
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>>381571267
>whoa
my sides
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>>381570557
back to >>>/r/eddit/ you scumbag newfag
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>>381576518
Unsure as of yet. Maybe they're patching them in? Other games have a separate list like that sometimes.
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I dont know why Crash resembles so much Nathan drake
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>>381565279
The only reason why you give a shit is because it gets your dick hard, who fucking cares
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>>381573362
>that pic
that really describes your nigger-level reading comprehension
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>>381576349
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>>381576671

mine too.
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>>381576294
>Rubin said as early as in early 00s
Yeah sure that Jew will say that shit afterwards. The team still fought with Universal to keep her unchanged.
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>>381577056
>Dad
Wasn't Nina his niece or something?
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>>381562871
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>>381573305
Because yuri is the purest form of love.
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>>381576927
So?
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>>381576397
This is probably gonna be Day-one patch content.
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>>381577329
Seems like it's two levels.
https://www.exophase.com/game/crash-bandicoot-psn/trophies/
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>>381577329
Probably. If one of them is Stormy Ascent, then it wasn't in the game as of yesterday. They're probably hiding it so no one can see it until the game is out.
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>>381577482
It's most likely coming in the Day 1 patch. So anyone who has it before street date wouldn't be able to access it.
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>>381577190
new tawna.gif
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>>381577176
>"My daught-errrr...NIECE!"
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>>381576294
>Rubin
>Not Zembillas, who designed the character and supports Crash/Tawna as the OTP.
Jason Rubin is a sellout. He abandoned Crash to work on other stuff and then whined about how the later games turned out without him.
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>>381577176
>My daught.. er.. niece!
He says something along those lines in Twinsanity
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>>381577565
inb4 it's multiplayer
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>>381560749
because that sexy pam anderson body she had from the 90s is deemed TOO sexy, even though i see girls with even bigger tits on that frame in public all the time in NYC
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>>381577892
How on Earth would that work? Besides, look closely at the icons. One of them is an enemy from Slippery Climb.
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>>381578085
Something like ctr arenas maybe?
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>>381578151
I doubt it. The only online thing related to this is the online leaderboards for Relics.
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>>381565279
man, tawna would break the game, play wise
those long legs, she would just vault gaps by pressing X
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>>381578085
I'm kidding, it's obviously unfinished levels. They might not even be out day one though, they'll take longer to complete than an average level and interviews make it sound like they didn't have much time for development.
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>>381578396
My thought it that they were supposed to be a secret which they patch in on Day 1 to surprise everyone. But alas, we live in the era of data mining and street date breaking. Still if that's the case, kudos to VV for trying.
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>>381578249
>Ctr is the multiplayer
>mfw
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>>381578695
An entirely playable game hidden in a day 1 patch? I highly doubt anyone could pull that off.
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>>381569605
lame, should have gotten turned into a girl who smokes and is drinking coffee, like all french girls do
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>>381576996
What the fuck is normal about a bandicoot with blonde hair typing on a laptop? And don't give me that whole "THAT'S THE POINT FAGGOT" excuse, she was more or less a reskin for levels Crash could have easily been in. There's being normal, and there's being a prop. Pretending she was the former and attacking the remake for not keeping her as the latter is fucking stupid, like you.

6/10 made me reply
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>>381575275
at least try not to stand out summerfag
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>rape kissing
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
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>>381561515
Can you use Crash in the original Coco levels?
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>>381579282
No, they can't cross over into each others exclusive levels.
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>>381579282
You can't use him on levels where she's riding something like the tiger or jetski or anything. But you can't use her on the Polar levels or the bike levels and such. Normal walking stages they share, but their own special stages are them exclusive.
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>>381578868
that sounds like Swedish girls. Did you know we're the only european country with more female than male smokers?
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>>381579727
Wasn't that actually the Finns?
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>>381561069
>pink and orange skyboxes
Is this the 90's? They didn't fucked up the skyboxes, I'm surprised.
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>>381579960
Nope,it's Sweden. And it fucking shows, it's fucking impossible to find a cute girl that doesn't smoke. Now I don't particularly mind the smokers, but the really disgusting ones are the ones who like snus (basically a powder tobacco you put under your lip and suck on for extended periods of time)
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>>381579443
>>381579406
Oh, alright. That's perfectly fair.

Part of me was also hoping Coco would play a little differently from Crash, but it's probably for the best that they're the same.
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>>381577794
What about Andy Galvin?
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POST SOME MORE GOD DAMN BANDICOOT TATS
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>>381572318
Coco is such a sweetheart dude.
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>>381570362
>You have to have an internet connection to take selfies
Millenials, everyone!
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>>381572318
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>>381563060
I bet you're also assblasted that she's playable outside of Warped too.
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>>381563535
She's a girl. Of course she does nonsensical things.
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>>381580908
More like technologically inept boomers
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>>381581350
This wouldn't be a 4chan thread without some retard sperging out about how boomers are the reason he's a neckbearded shut-in.
Kill. Your. Fucking. Self.
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>>381577250
source pls
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>>381577250
>Yuri
>Not brother-sister incest
Filthy pleb.
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>>381582060
this one is on me sindee and scott

you're welcome m8
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>>381582060
Yurifags are delusional. Nothing new.
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>>381580753
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>>381582060
Make the brother significantly older than the sister and you've got yourself a god-tier fetish
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what was it like playing CTR for the first time
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>>381582649
mariokart with gameplay
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>>381580753
if you insist
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>>381583036
TAKE A LOOK
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>>381583036
That bandicoot is naked.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HiyYcNWYDc
>the only good playthroughs come from the devs
sad!
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>>381583036
you sick fuck
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>>381582649
fun
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>>381583303
This anon is right. Where are the overalls for crying out loud?
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>>381583036
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W4ticyQyvJg

Bandicoot sure love to wrestle.
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>>381583872
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>>381583994
Crash vs Crunch?
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>>381583347
that water effect is kind of weak
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_____________WOAH____________
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>>381561369

>lawful evil
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>>381582256
Im not a big fan of 3dpd but thanks anyway.
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What characters do you want for the inevitable CTR remake?
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End of Crash Bandicoot.
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>>381581709
It's an absurd premise but pretty cute.
bato.to/comic/_/comics/uwagaki-r7727
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>>381584515
I'm not usually, but then I learned they're genuine brother and sister
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>>381584342
Yeah
same with the hieroglyphic textures
also, where the hell is that light coming from? could've at least added some wall scones or something
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>>381561934
>Just keeps saying "It's the truth"
It was never the truth lmao
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>>381580753
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>>381584559
is that bandicoot shitting an egg as its being carried away?
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>>381584767
those are its balls.
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>>381584956
Oh.
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>>381584342
Yeah, it's pretty weak. You can barely see the water level rising, feels like a cheap effect
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>>381583994
I want to see Ozzyman talk over this
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>>381583264
IT'S IN A BOOK
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>>381585263
ITS READING RAAAINBOOOOW
nigga
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>>381583264
>>381585263
>>381585352
i cant breathe
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>>381585712
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This one retard streaming doesn't even know how to get into the second area in crash 2. They've gotten even more stupid
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>>381585998
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>>381585998
What do you mean he doesn't know how to get into the second area?
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>>381586451
he didn't know that you had to go into the middle and press R1, took him a while.
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There's a whole lot of autism in this thread
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>>381586926
>>381586761
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>>381575330
In the original, she was being held by 2 men and looked scared. In the remake, she's a TOUGH WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN
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>mod spoilering the op image that's been spoiled for two decades now and only the nostalgia fags will play
Plus the cliche of the boy getting the girl isn't all that spoilerific
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>>381588110
In the original, her cutscene was a static image of her being captured

In the remake, it's a full on animated scene of how she gets captured
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>look for gameplay footage on Twitch
>there's a streamer who died over 20 times to the C2 Tiny boss fight
>there's a streamer who doesn't know how to break the crates in the C3 Coco levels

The level of incompetence surrounding the people showing themselves playing these games astounds me.
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>>381588049
I want to see the death with her running into the pirate boat and getting hit by the oar, and the white shark death
>>
WOAH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zps6a5ifnm4
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>>381588476
Step one: pull your panties down and start to piss off
Step two: run to your radio, turn this shit off
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>>381588730
again some absolute retard who can't play the game at all
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>>381575275
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>>381588730
I can't watch it

He is too fucking shit
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>>381588730
How can he be so shit at this is beyond me. It is not even a hard level.
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>>381582649
very fun. used to play it with my pops and sister
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>>381554926

>watching some twitch streamer
>it's a sewer level

>the obj_motherfuckers still scream but it's more realistic
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>>381588730
2 fucking game overs. How can anyone be this bad at this level.
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>>381588730
This is painful to watch. That's literally a demo level of crash 2
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>>381589559
Imagine him on last levels in original crash 1.
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>>381576927
Maybe he likes his dick getting hard.
>>
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>>381588730
HE'S MISSING ALL THE FUCKING BOXES. GOD DAMN IT WHY DOES PEOPLE WITH LEAKED SHIT HAVE TO BE SO BAD AT VYDIA? IT ALREADY HAPPENED WITH BOTW I JUST CAN'T STAND THIS AUTISM LEVEL
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>>381588730
>he actually forgets he can break crates by doing a spin attack
MAKE IT STOP!
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>>381592620
To inspire you to play the game yourself, increasing sales
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>>381592762
The worst part is that is working.
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>>381592762
The fuck do you mean, I don't even own a PS4 myself
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>>381592997
not you, YOU. The plural form of You.
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Ok, I can't find this in non-shit-video form, but why didn't anyone tell me that Coco's bodyslam is a buttslam?

https://youtu.be/MzvpRiWU9z0?t=7m59s
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>>381588730
>doesn't know about Unbearable's secret passage after the bear falls down the bridge
EVEN THE FUCKING GAME TOLD HIM AS A HINT. I CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN HOW TRIGGERED I AM ATM
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>>381593206
At this point is pretty obvious he never touched a crash game before. Maybe even a game.
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>>381593486
I don't even think he knows the definition of video game. And yes, he just sucks that much.
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>>381588730
>start level
>fall in the first hole
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>>381588730
>4 Game Overs in 10 minutes
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>>381593191
She's a bottom heavy girl

I want Coco to buttslam my dick
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>>381588110
In the begining of the cinematic she's fighting a manlet
after that a horde of manlets appears and like any other person would be afraid

You probably offended because by hurting an Manlet she reminded how small is your dick
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Did he just try to spin attack a crystal
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>>381571187
more coco yuri pls
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>>381588730
>guy in chat: "Please don't die in the same place"
>streamer jumps into the same hole he died in a dozen times
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>>381566249
> But ...but...it's 30fps!!

All out of valid criticism i see having fun playing your old emulated games, we're still buying it
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>>381588730

>Kyle SavoieSo do any dark souls players here realize that the bear makes the same noise as the Taurus Demon?

Wow Crash is Souls-like!!
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>>381574203
Yeah i have to agree the weight they added to his movements is great
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>>381594661
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>>381594973
Well, I'm definitely watching the "prepare to die" edition.
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>>381595189
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>>381588730
I just realized Uka Uka is in the game over screen
in Crash 2 even though he wasn't introduced yet.
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>>381588730
>still hasn't beaten Un-Bearable after nearly an hour
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>>381588730
>hasnt beaten unbearable after an hour
so this... is the power... for the players...
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>>381577794
Based Zembillas
Crash and Tawna really should have been the OTP. Fuck these puritan scaredy-cats
>>
>>381588730

>Dies on the FIRST JUMP of Plant Food

Woah
>>
>>381588730
>dies at the first jump of Plant Food
Is he even trying at all?
>>
>>381578009
I mean, sooner or later more and more girls are going to be this sexy due to evolution. These retards should deal with it
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>>381595698
This why lives were a good thing for the platformers. Back then you knew to be careful as not to do the levels over and over again. Nowadays usually no lives mean you can go apeshit all you want you will start at checkpoint anyway.
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>>381596249
>>381596169
TWICE!
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>>381554926
SJWs have gone too fucking far
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>>381588730
>starts level
>fails the first jump
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>>381596332

Four now...
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>>381588730
>uka uka on Crash 2's game over screen
>keeps dying to the pillars
????
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>>381596169
>>381596249
HE KEEPS DOING IT MAKE IT STOP
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>>381594185
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>>381561045
bronze > gold > platinum > silver
>>
OK! ENOUGH!! I GIVE UP! THIS IS UNWATCHABLE!
>>
>>381588730
>can't even take the ramps without crashing with the Nitro boxes
MAKE IT STOP
>>
>>381588730
HE FUCKING DID IT
HE FUCKING BEAT UN-BEARABLE
>>
>>381588730
>keeps dying to plant fags
welp, at least this makes me want to play the game myself instead of letting this autist do it
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He goes around TNT
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>>381582649
Not as great as it was mastering the mechanics, learning how to take unconventional shortcuts, and ultimately learning how to use Tiny/Dingodile/Papu/N. Tropy.

Polar will always hold a spot in my heart though for how cute he is and how much I used to play as him.
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>>381588049
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>>381588730
Somebody start a new thread with this shit I'm fucking dying this guy cant be real
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>>381588730
This is so painful to watch. Why are 99% of the videos played by awful players?
>>
>>381596842
Check the rules, that counts as promoting a stream. I once got banned for 1 week doing that with the guy who got a leaked BotW copy.
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>>381596384
he's obscured in the crash 2 game over screen tho.
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>>381596842
It's a marketing move to make you buy the game and show it to twitch how to play crash yourself.
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>>381596814
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>>381596929

Because today's average gamer has never played a platformer in their life, or anything without having their hands held.
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>>381596929
You don't understand, he was playing for four hours straight!
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>>381596990
tfw we cant even stream kung pow because of this shit
>>
>tomorrow I promise I will do better
>>
>>381597307
He's still a piece of shit. He was so bad that he isn't even joke material
>>
>>381596929
Because we live in an age of games that are so piss easy and short that most people forgot how to play a real game with lives and level design that requires attention and thinking.
>>
File name says everything, not even going to bother writing anything serious.
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>>381597389
Certainly he can't do it worse.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3sHdCeC0sQ
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>>381578316
They made her shorter in the remake. I mean the whole thing in the original was that she looked like some sort of tall statuesque playboy model. Now she looks like a basic bitch.
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>>381597934
My fucking god another one
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>>381579106

>What the fuck is normal about a bandicoot with blonde hair typing on a laptop?
So she's just like us except she's an animal? Gotcha!
>>
>>381597934
>open video
>"WHOA"
>>
>>381597934
Holy fuck why can't we just dedicate threads to these guys
>>
Now that this game is just a week away I'm starting to feel the nostalgia hype. Same thing happened to me with Twilight Princess HD but even that was teenage years nostalgia. No, this is childhood, probably gonna cave day 1 on this thing.
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>>381597934
No, noo! NOOOO!!!
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>>381597934
>the turtles kills him
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>>381584710
It is tho
Get fucked retard
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>>381558726
>not using spoiler tags for dramatic effect
wow anon how do you live
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>>381559384
>Samsung
kek
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>>381598124
>>381598223
>>381598382
>>381598481

>he ran through an entire level without picking up a crystal
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>>381597934
literally the dark souls of 3d platformers
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>>381598775
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
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>all of these streamers
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>>381598947
Give me that source right now.
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>>381597934

im dying

send help pls
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>>381597934
This will surely end well.
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>>381599076
See
>>381597934
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>>381598775
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>>381597934
how many times will he hit the fucking nitro box...Holy shit he ran out of lives too.
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>>381599076
You sure about that, anon? It could be a boy for all you know.
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>>381599185

I had to hold in the screams. Like, I am well past my prime playing days with this series and I'm probably gonna make my bumps and bruises getting back into it but I would at least fucking try to slide jump that shit.
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>>381599368
That would make it better.
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>>381598223
this desu
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>>381597934
>he practices jumping off the bouncing block three times
>jumps right onto the nitro box

Perfect.
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>>381597934
>open link
>GAME OVER UHAHAHA
>mfw
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>>381599368
thats a weird hotdog that cat is eating.
its got bumps on it
>>
>all these streamers pausing during death in frustration or trying to exit the level
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>>381599185
Rage quit when?
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>>381599368
I need it
>>
>>381597934

>on last life
>stands on a platform for 10 seconds
>just runs off

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>381597934
>tries to rage quit
>can't even figure out how to quit in the pause menu
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>>381599598

He actually tried to, but since he was on in a secret area the game wouldn't let him.
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>>381599598
>He don't even know you can't rage quit during death animations
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>>381586930
>After almost 20 years of debate on what Crash should act like VV accurately sums up his personality in a 2 second clip
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>>381594915
Even fucking Mario Odyssey which looks much better graphically than this shit is running at 60fps. Fuck you sonybro.
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>>381599447
>>381599619
>>381599530
I don't know what you fellas are talkin about
>>
>>381597934
>teabagging the ostriches
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>>381599368
You fool that is EXACTLY why I want it.
>>
>>381599996
All porn, even censored, is grounds for a ban.

Enjoy yours, furfag
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>>381580594
Same thing. I want them to have nothing to do with Crash ever again
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I need a remake of spyro trilogy now just so i can see streamers fail all the time. This shit is comedy gold.
>>
>>381599619
>>381599076

Arcana Tales Chapter 2 by Powfooo
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>>381600328
Is Spyro even hard? All gameplay I've seen of it makes it look like a simple adventure game
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fSwALDO1cU
Some Arabian guy playing it
>Skips a box in bonus level
Why do they all do this?
>>
>>381597934
>is dirt awful in crash 2
>beats a crash 1 level in one go
Nandato?
>>
>>381597934
He beat Boulders in one attempt. He ain't that bad after all.
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>>381597934
>he cleared the boulder level in one try
Impressive.
>>
So I heard they added original cutscenes to the game.

Did they?
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>>381571267
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>>381597934
>clear Tawna level
>cortex jets in and steals her
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>>381597934
>tries to kill Papu Papu by spinning on him
Nevermind, this guy is just as autistic as the others
>>
>>381597934
He can't beat Papu Papu.
>>
>>381600592
>>381600594
>>381600602
Some people in the chat are arguing that this is a bot uploading footage taken from other streamers, so they could be different players.
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>having trouble against Papu Papu
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>>381600185
>announcing bans
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>>381600535
It's not that hard really but there are many spots where you can die easily if you do not pay attention. Especially on later levels. Try it yourself it's comfy as fuck.
>>
I have the game early and I can't fucking stream it. How the hell are people able to do it?
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>>381597934
AAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>381599996
got source?

looks cute
>>
i weep for these kids

i mean, shit, i was beating these games when i was fucking 11
>>
>>381601061

It's a lot easier to believe that there are only two players this bad than a bunch of them. Unless the bot is just uploading footage taken from one bad guy who recorded a lot of footage.
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>>381597934
>doing well against papu after alot of times
>one hit and hes done
>WOAH
>>
>>381558797
I like how after the first charge her ear twitches in the direction of the first approaching goon.
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>>381601293

see

>>381600449

It's a boy, if that matters.
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>>381597934
>that entire Papu Papu fight
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>>381601387
oh shit that's a good notice
>>
>>381597934
WHOA
>>
>>381601407
As long as it's cute, nothing matters
>>
>>381575161
There was a thread where some bro shopped her to look way better, I didn't save the pic though unfortunately
>>
>>381601387
oh shit, you're right
GOTY 2017 confirmed, everybody else should just stop trying
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>>381601302
Imagine what is gonna happen in Pura and Coco levels in warped.
>>
Sound effects are great
>>
>>381601724
its moving too fast!

oh shit!
>>
>>381601724
I saw the clips, expect a lot of tripping on the same dragon or slamming into barrels

I wonder if anybody will do the bucket trick in orient express.
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What if Crash fuck the hog
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>>381597934

Fucked up that this guy is stealing DSP's footage before he's even recorded it.
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>>381571187
>>381576349
is kissing the best fetish?
>>
>hog in the middle

how the fuck does he get by that
>>
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Even though he died 6 times, he's doing decent, considering how slow the movement of the hog is, also compared to other streamers. LOL NO he's doing terrible oh shit
>>
>>381600535
TROUBLE WITH THE TROLLEY, EH?
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>>381602216
My nigger.
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>>381601986
hah yea!
>>
He keeps dying in the same fucking spot!
>>
>>381602358
how do you even get by it
>>
>>381602216
You know it my man
>>
>>381597934

That one roast is royally screwing this guy. Like, he's legitimately trying different approaches and attempting to adapt but nothing is working AAAAAAAAAAAND he just got it.
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>he gets the gem even though he died a fuck ton of times
WHAT THE FUCK WENT SO FUCKING WRONG
>>
>>381602394

Git gud. The timing on that jump looks absolutely fucking brutal though.

>>381602509

Checkpoints keep box progress up to that point and he kept hitting every box after it. Seems legit to me.
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>>381602394

Very carefully
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>>381602509
Gems follow Crash 2 rules now. You can die and still get it.

But good luck getting a relic, ha ha
>>
>>381572669
I think you might be onto some deep lore.
Why does Coco look like chester cheeto?
>>
>>381602617

Oh wait, I forgot that Crash 1 didn't do that. That was Crash 2/3. Fuck, Crash used to be hard as balls.
>>
>dies 10+ in the same spot
>still manages to get the gem
They should add a hard mode that requires to make a perfect run to get the gem in all the 3 games
>>
>>381602748
I like the in all the 3 games part. It adds difficulty, but doesn't make it stupidly hard.
>>
>>381602748
An NG+ with zero checkpoints and all Crash 3 powerups except bazooka, that shit is OP would be the bomb.
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>>381601912
Some people will not even discover turbo run for pura. Even more will not even see that by going turbo you can smash the barrels.
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>>381602719
You still need to go through the entire level deathless to get a time trial relic.
>>
JUST
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>>381603059
Yea but you don't lose lives if you are on time trial.
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>You can retry for bonus stages
>Checkpoints save your box progress
This game's easy as fuck now what the hell
>>
>>381597934

What did I miss? Who is this?
>>
the animations and sound effects are great though
>>
>>381603059
But you don't need to break all the crates
>>
>>381603059

Yeah, that's always been the case but you also don't have to hit every box either. Still a stiff challenge but that's at least one concession granted.
>>
>>381603128
It's not like lives are what makes it difficult. You can farm them if you're that bad. I know I did.
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>>381603138

Random people are streaming the game a week early.

And they all fucking suck at it.
>>
>>381603074
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>>381603029
>by going turbo you can smash the barrels.
I never knew this. I really want to replay all 3 Crash now
>>
>>381603137

Checkpoints already did that in the sequels. Retrying bonus stages is a bit too lenient, though I can't remember offhand if 3 allowed for that or not.
>>
Did the game always give you a little babby mask for dying enough times?
>>
>>381603230
>>381603278
I think the fact that you have to hurry in time trials will offset that. Of course they might pussy out and make sapphire/gold times super easy. You definitely will need to git gud for plat, though.
>>
>>381603458
I think 2 and 3 did that. Pretty sure 1 didn't though.
>>
>>381603458
Yes
>>
>>381603458
Pretty sure 2 and 3 did that. But I don't think 1 did.
>>
>>381603458
Yes, it's basically the Crash games' way of telling you you fucking suck
>>
>>381603458
Yes. Used to piss me off to no end.
>>381603414
I'm pretty sure 2 and 3 allow retrying bonuses. It's only Crash 1 where "bonus" means "death route". Everywhere else it's "take a breather"
>>
>>381603528
>>381603541
>>381603561
>>381603564
>>381603645

>He died so much he got a level 2 mask

Okay how far does this go. If you die enough do you spawn with the invincibility?
>>
>>381575161
>no tits
you got high standards m8
>>
>>381603729
I hope they kept the no death policy for getting to death routes in crash 3.
>>
>>381603729
I don't remember ever getting a level 2 mask, a level one sure. That might be new?
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>>381601724

>he loaded orient express

We're about to find out.
>>
>>381603729
I think if you die enough a normal crate will turn in a checkpoint crate
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