STANDING

>>381190391
HERE I REALIZE

>>381190391
Featuring Kiefer Sutherland as Chloe

>>381190391
Nigger

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>>381190391
>ywn be a cute preteen girl playing pirates with your cute best friend and future lover

>>381190786
YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME
TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

HELLA

>>381190391
WE WUZ

>>381193682
TIMELORDS N SHIET!

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>>381191675
>>ywn be a cute preteen girl playing pirates with your cute best friend and future lover

>>381191675
fugg

>>381194324
me on the left

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>>381194414

>>381194648
Why does it get me everytime?

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Pure couple

>>381194801
I'm going to stab you if I ever see you irl

>>381190391
ON THE EDGE
OF THE CRATER

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>>381194841
pssh good luck kiddo

>>381190391
HERE

>>381194923
WHISPERS
IN THE AIR
TELL THE TALES
OF THE BROTHERS GONE

why did no one notice max teleporting around

>>381195195
Did nothing wrong.

>>381195195
Max, you're no match for my stand [D A R K R O O M]

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"Only Victoria could make me feel dirty in the shower"

What did Max mean by this?

>>381195314
but that's not david

Is anyone else not playing this game because it's Tumblr?

Fuck it I'm preordering, one of the only 2 games that have made me shamelessly cry like a little bitch.

>>381195893
LiS is fairly redpilled for a ''tumblr SJW'' game

>>381190391
ZA WARUDO

>>381195762
jesus the graphics are crap

>>381195319
HELLAHELLAHELLAHELLAHELLAHELLAHELLAAAAAA

>>381195893
Congratulations, you fell for the tumblr meme.

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>>381195893
God damn commie

>>381196312
Shh don't tell em the game's actually really good as a comedy

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>>381196029
...........

>>381194967
This is fucking gross. Hate that lesbo shit

Is this game any good? The girls are cute and I like magical realism.

>>381196872
just finished the game some days ago.

Did anyone around really suspected him to be the bad guy ?

Putting so much effort to make him a douche through the episodes made it so obvious that he's actually a good guy.

All these people who went against him (shown by the % at the end of each episode), preffering to side with that "muh step-daddy issues" egocentric, childish and irresponsible cunt ...

>>381197247
it's a solid 6.5/10, the game is comfy and the atmosphere is great and soundtrack is not bad at all
I would give it a 8/10 easily if the last episode wasn't so terrible

>>381197395
I hated him. Then he turned out to be the best dad. Shit I need to replay this game and let him slap that punk bitch to give me satisfaction

>>381195195
Is it just me or does the teacher look a lot like Adam Jensen?

>>381190391

Is that young Max?

Would cuddle with

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>>381197092
Wash it off with this Christian friendly relationship

>>381197247
It's better than anything Telltage have shit out.

you think they like bbcs?

>>381197934
their cuckold sessions where Nathan sits tied up and caged while Warren goes ape on his girlfriend's pussy are far from Christian.

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>>381198039

>>381197934
that's a terrible pairing

>>381197092
>Hate that lesbo shit
So you hate the whole game?

>>381195067
DESOLATION

DEVASTATION

WHAT A MESS WE MADE
WHEN IT ALL WENT WRONG

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>>381197092
>hating the purest form of love

>>381197787
He's playing him in the upcoming life action series.

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>>381191675
>ywn be a cute pirate playing preteen girls with your cute best friend and future lover

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>Hey Max want to go have intense demeaning lesbian sex in the back of my truck?
>Or go to my funeral and live out your life in this shitty town of drug addicts and tumblrinas

I couldn't have hit that save Chloe button fast enough. Go fuck yourself Arcadia.

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>>381198556
Where is the semen machine?

>You will never be a trauma hardened Max running the mercenary town of Outer Arcadia trying to ensure there's constant need for time travelers by causing natural disasters.

>>381197934
Even Jefferson x Max would be a better couple than this. Fucking kill yourself I hope you unironically drop dead right now

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>>381199098

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>>381191675
>ywn be a future pirate playing preteen lovers with your girl and cute best friend

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>>381191675
>future lover
But that's wrong, Max and Chloe are just friends.

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>>381198828
7am behind the corner creepin' at SuperMax

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>>381199286
>Max and Chloe are just friends

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Anyone else played this on PS+?

I cannot find closure in the ending(s). The game got me so invested into Max that I truly feel for her and her point of view.

>Save Arcadia
Sacrifice your long lost BFF that you just reconnected with. Chloe will be dead thinking that Max abandoned her for good while Max will be still alive, always thinking about the week she had with Chloe and what she personally went through to be with Chloe just to have it all be null and void in the end. 2bh, I can't see Max getting out of this, she'll be depressive her whole life, quit college and most likely end her own life. Terrible, terrible, terrible.

>Save Chloe
Yes, she saves her BFF whom she told she'd never leave her again. They can explore their bi-curious adventures or just stay besties forever. But Max will have to live with the moral burden of having killed of an entire town. Including her recently aquired friends of Blackwell, her BFF's mom, her plant Lisa and poor Alice. Doesn't matter if the whole town is fucked up and drugged up, Max won't be the same after this sacrifice and it will slowly eat away at her soul, destroying her joy of life and her relationship with Chloe in the end. Terrible terrible terrible.


tl;dr: best to just stop playing the game before ep 5 is concluded. Personally I'd stop when Chloe and Max have that moment in the pool, it's a nice ending for these two

>>381197480
People like to shit on the last episode but 4 was terrible too and only served as a tearjerker
Comes off really forced to anyone with an ounce of critical thinking

>>381199513
Why do you perverse degenerates have to sex everything up? It was a story about broken friendship, that was rebuild to be stronger than anything. Also, it's Adam and Eve, yadda yadda

>>381199347
>this is an 18 year old "woman"

looks like she's 12
dresses like she's 12
has tits like she's 12

Is this one of those japanese inspired 2000 years old demon lords that just happen to look like kids?

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>>381191675
>ywn be a girl

>>381198828
I feel bad for cucking him the entire game
Well, at least he didn't suffer too long
Bae over Bay

>>381199738
Steins;Gate did it better
Also you really can't end a game that consistently tells you your actions matter with a binary choice unless it's an actual thematic point you're making (which it really wasn't in this case)

>>381199885

That's why she's the best.

>>381199738
I don't know anon, Max smiles at the end no matter which choice you pick, symbolizing that she will eventually move on - yes, even if she destroys the whole town and kills all of her friends just to save Chloe - so I don't think she would commit sudoku or fall into depression in either case.

>>381200054
That's not how humans work and you know it, the smile at best signifies that she is currently happy with her choice. It doesn't mean that letting thousands of people die isn't going to haunt her for years and it doesn't mean that having experienced a week she can't ever acknowledge won't get to her eventually

>>381196086
kek

>>381200054
>>381200316
you're both wrong, she's smiling at the fact that she murdered hundreds of people

>>381200027
That doesnt make sense, everyone is a flatty

I want a cute, adorkable girl like Max as my lifelong gf and wife. I'm not into art or pot, what do?

>>381200662
Kill yourself

>>381190391
STILL

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>>381199286

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>>381191675
Would you really want to though?
You'd be obligated to spew 2009 reddit memes.

>>381201278
Based.

I usually say that /v/ has become one of the most tumblrer boards in this site as a way to make people feel bad for being coalburners or kiked sheeple but this time I say it 100% honestly and with a little bit of fear.
I remember when Gone Home was shattered here because of how pretentious and ungame it was only defended by some as a comfy but mediocre storytelling game. What happened? How can so much people here like this excuse of a decision based game? It has all the bad things of The Walking Dead and all of the good things have been replaced by Tumblr. baka baka baka baka

>>381202540

>How can so much people here like this excuse of a decision based game?

It makes you feel like you have a friend.

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>>381202965
Ok
Sorry
I'll be leaving now
Enjoy it then you faggots.

>>381200771
Ok, and now?

>>381202965
A shitbag who shoots a guy and his dog for no fucking reason you mean?

>>381202540
Hm, I like making fun of people for being reddit/tumblr, but this game was cool. I have and will mock furries but I've masturbated to furry shit before and enjoyed it.

Way of the world.

shit game

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>this is on PS+
>try it

I have literally never, ever wanted to hurt ficitional characters more.

Max is the embodiment of walking self pity and Chloe might be the worst video game character ever.

I am at Episode 2 and I will only endure it if both Max and Chloe get BTFO at the very end.

Does it happen?

>>381204953
Chloe does

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>>381204953

>>381205062
Okay, at least some easy Trophies.

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>>381204953
>>381205162
Ugh, you're such a problematic gamer.

>plays video games they obviously don't enjoy at all, hates on the main characters in this character heavy story
>gives a shit about trophies

Fix your life first before replying to me

>>381204953
You will like A LOT the ending of Ep 4 and the initial part of Ep 5
>NOW YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP

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>>381204953
>He thinks a good character means having no flaws
Enjoy your Mary Sues

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>>381205464
>problematic

Speak like a normal human being kid

>>381199885
There are literally girls like this in freshman year of college.

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>Expect gay shit
>Go ape with alpha male Warren
>Expect the game to mock David and his American values constantly
>He's the actual hero of the story
It's still not good, but you guys really blew the amount of bullshit out of proportion.
>>381204953
It improves around episode 3.

>>381205464
>problematic
back to your hole, unfuckable cretin.

>>381206784
>Listening to /v/

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>>381206884
>Browsing /v/ ever

>>381206784

I know David would eventually be a bro.

>>381206784
David, kick that table.

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>Your choices matter!
>...
>Your choices don't matter
>Also none of them even happened because time travel and basically you just have to imagine what happens after the first 5 minutes of the game
Somehow they managed to make choices even worse than Telltale games.

>>381206784
>trained soldier and security guard
>easily overpowered by hipster teacher
he sucks

>>381207761
>Game is about negating your choices
>People get angry and surprised when their choices are negated
Well of course, and if you didn't see that coming, the choices at least looked like they mattered

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>>381206784
>Warren
>Alpha male
This...is the power of neo/v/

>>381207897
Game is about replacing your choices, I don't want them replaced with my imagination. It's very unsatisfying.

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>>381207972
Say that to his face not online and see what happens.

>>381202540
What is Tumblr about it?

>>381207828
>Trained soldier
>Approach dark room with low vision
>Doesn't check corners and gets ambushed

Was hilariously bad how little the dev team knew about Soldiers. Someone hiding behind the wall would be the only thing David would be thinking about.

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>>381208167
>You should fear a headbutt
He only ever beat Nathan by catching him off guard, since the last time Warren just went full punching bag for 2 minutes

>>381208325
That was before he unlocked his inner alpha male vitality.

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>>381208438
>male vitality.

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>>381199738

The best part about this game is the ending. God, I love when the final destroys the Main character soul, that is even better then when they die.

I would love a sequel, where you have to play with a girl that killed an entire town for his ex-gf who is now riding a nigger cock, or something.

>>381208887
>think his post triggers people
>is actually just a dumb anime poster spouting the latest buzzwords from /r/howtotriggertheinternet

You're hella late senpai

>>381200503

DAMAGED!

>>381208979

>like happy endings

Get out of my board, stupid little girl.

I like the SFM porn where Chloe and Max both get fucked by the fat black guy from Left 4 Dead.

>>381191675
>ywn be a pirate
end my suffering

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>>381195802

DAVID

KICK THAT CHAIR

>>381198748

Seriously?

Do we get to see Adam Jensen kidnap, molest and murder teenage girls in the pursuit of A E S T H E T I C?!?!

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>>381191675
why are we here, just to suffer

>>381199738
Max's powers being the cause of the storm made no fucking sense.
It makes less sense that Chloe had to die in order to prevent the storm because Max still had to use her powers to do it.

Letting Chloe die is still the best ending. Max will find comfort in Victoria's arms.

>>381194801
>>381194967
>>381195762
> Perfection doesn't ex...

>>381199885
modern media has ruined you
18 year old girls don't look like they're in their mid twenties
sorry to have to be the one to break this to you

>they don't even try to search for survivors but just leave the city

>>381199885
You might be surprised about how much younger people look just because of the area they live in. People who live close to the poles, where there's a lot less sunlight tend to have much better skin, which makes them look significantly younger. Combine that with the genetics of a flat ass and chest and you easily get 25yos who look like they're 13.

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>>381191675
>>ywn be a cute preteen girl playing pirates with your cute best friend and future lover

>>381190391
>It's a photo of Max when she was 12-13
>They used the 18 year old model of Max, and simply gave her an eyepatch.
>Chloe use to have blonde hair.
>She has brown hair in the photo.

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>>381214027
Fascinating

>>381214198
This is what went wrong with Chapter 4 and Chapter 5

>Oh No Chloe is dead, what a shocking end of Chapter 4 twist! However will it get resolved?

I fucking laughed, I knew within minutes I'd be reversing time and none of it mattered.

>>381207972
>Top of his class.
>Date of birth suggests he's actually skipped a year or two.
>Pirates media, instead of paying.
>Buys old used car, in order to avoid monthly payments.
>Great facial aesthetics and good build, despite being a manlet.
>Pursues the girl he likes.
>Other cute girls on his dick.(Brooke, Stella, Kate)
>Had Brooke on backup, in case Max didn't want to go to the movies with him.
>Proactive and makes his own opportunities, instead of waiting for them to happen.
>Smart, funny, ambitious, caring, protective.
Warren is alpha.

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>tfw no childhood friend to have gay sex

>>381214027
Cringe.

>>381216161
>Basic nerd personality (all characters start with a cliché and become more advanced)
>Beta orbiter to max, constantly blows up her phone
>Blissfully unaware when she tries to shrug him off
>Blissfully unaware of his options other than max
>Proud of his 30 year old garbage car
>Gets literally cucked by Chloe in some timelines
He's beta my dude

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>>381191675
>wanting to be a girl
I can't imagine a worse fate

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>>381191675
In episode one I was playing just for the novelty of the cringe, but by the end I was living out fantasies I didn't know I had.

>>381216426
Fag.

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>>381197787
>Both from Square Enix

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>>381214027

How does /v/ feel about the upcoming prequel?

>>381216513
>Basic nerd personality
Not at all. From the very start of the game, he's attempting to seduce a girl. You don't get to see him be a nerd until Episode 2 in the classroom. And even then, the scenario is perfect for him to interact with Max some more.

>Beta orbiter to max, constantly blows up her phone
This is partially true. But it's really him putting on a hard press.

>Blissfully unaware when she tries to shrug him off
She doesn't. At worst, you can friend zone Warren as the player. But Max will never count Warren as less than a friend, no matter how you play the game.

>Blissfully unaware of his options other than max
Not at all. If you talk to him after accepting/refusing the date, then he'll mistakenly blab about having had plans with Brooke.

>Proud of his 30 year old garbage car
He's only 18(maybe 16 according to his DoB) It's his first car. No car payments, so he can still afford to do other things, or save. He's being frugal. It's a smart move for his age.

>Gets literally cucked by Chloe in some timelines
Wut? There's only one timeline.

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>>381217272
it's only going to get us more attached to rachel

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>>381191675

Why we must suffer like this

>>381216594
>playing in hard mode

Spoiler: you can't get the happy ending this way

>>381217413
It's written in her journal that she doesn't like him but he won't take hints

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>shipping victoria with anyone but Chloe

LiS is decent enough aside Chloe, because she is a horrible person who you are supposed to feel bad for.

Chloe is plain bitch.

>>381217030
Cringe.
Dialog doesn't flow. Hard to follow. Max out of character. I suppose this is alternate timeline Max. Doesn't excuse her sounding like a cunt. Not cute, not sexy. Disgusting dumb shipping material.

>>381217946
I don't remember that at all. I remember his profile from the beginning of the game saying something along the lines of "It's good to know I already made a friend at Blackwell".

>>381217413
>She doesn't. At worst, you can friend zone Warren as the player. But Max will never count Warren as less than a friend, no matter how you play the game.

did you play the game with your eyes closed or what?
Max automatically friendzones warren and only sees him as friend as no matter how many ''pro'' warren choices you make

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>>381218772
>always looking forward

I'm i supposed to like chole?
she's a annoying cunt

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Reminder that Max was made to be sexually bullied and dominated by Victoria and this is the true ending.

>>381218987
no, but you can if you want to.

>>381218689
Anon, at first you implied that he can become less than a friend. I argued that that's not the case. Now you're insisting that Warren is always in the friend zone. Why did you change your stance? Also...

>Considering how insane my life has been this week, kissing Warren in the middle of a deadly storm didn't feel that strange. It felt like we were flipping off the cruel universe... and if I was going to die, I wanted one kiss from a boy I cared about.
Hmm, yeah, I'm sure it was just a friendly "fuck you wold" kiss.

I'm very tempted to try this out. I liked the first season of the Walking Dead game.

What do you lads think?

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>>381219713
But what does she write if you don't kiss Warren?

>>381219713
>Hmm, yeah, I'm sure it was just a friendly "fuck you wold" kiss.

It was.

>>381219895
You can look it up on the wiki.
Whatever she writes wouldn't change the facts. It's player choice if you want to ship Warren, or friend zone Warren. But the idea that she ties to "blow him off", is simply not true.

The developers have stated time and time again that Max's sexual preferences have always been entirely up to the player. Nothing about any choice about who she flirts with is definite. You can go all in kissing the cute blue haired punk girl who exhibits many unhealthy, annoying and reckless qualities, or you can acknowledge the advances of the sweet, smart and caring guy who is kind of a stalkery possessive creep. Neither choice is the "right" one, and both have their positive and negative aspects.

>>381220527
Objectively correct

>>381220527
Being Victoria's slave is actually the correct choice.

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>>381220527
Seriously is there any stronger indication of homosexuality than picking a male beta orbiter over a female punk lesbian in a video game?

>>381220527
Honestly, even if she kisses him and not Chloe it totally feels like she's giving him a consolation prize. Not once in the game she really thinks or cares about him in a romantic way, and she literally facepalms when Chloe tells her that the guy is head over heels for her.
Heck, nigga is even part of her nightmare sequence where he pesters her with his "LET'S GO APEAPEAPE".

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>>381221937
>Is there any stronger indication of homosexuality than forming a straight relationship over a gay one

>>381195924

What's the other?

>>381196082

It's the game from 2003 you fucking mongoloid

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>>381221693
This desu.

>>381222368
Max facepalms because she realizes how embarrassing it appears that Warren is so desperately in love. But that doesn't means she doesn't like him back. Shes just self aware how it appears from the outside.

The nightmare sequence was revealing of all her doubts and insecurities. Not about characters she disliked. Warren shouting "apeapeape", is nothing compared to the insecurity she felt so deeply about Chloe, that her own subconscious manifested in her image gave her a stern warning about.

Captcha: Baltimore Jefferson

>>381199738

Why does it matter if anyone played it on PS+?

But yeah, both endings are pretty underwhelming, especially since no matter what choice you made, you are always presented with these two.

There should be some True Ending where you can save both Chloe and Arcadia Bay if you do everything properly

>>381199885

This, I honestly thought she was like 13 (based on images I saw) before I played the game

I don't get why anyone would want to be a girl. Sure it's easy mode but you are controlled by hormones and biology way more. Better to live free, I guess if you are a virgin loser with no prospects it sounds good because at least you would have the default value of a vagina. Instead of being completely worthless like you are now lmao.

>>381199885
>Is this one of those japanese inspired 2000 years old demon lords that just happen to look like kids?

This is not the point of your comment, but was there ever an instance of a girl looking and acting as if she was 10 years old, but claiming she is 2000 years old dragon or something, thus prompting MC to fuck her, only for MC to be arrested next day since she really was just a 10 year old girl?

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>>381217413
>Not at all. From the very start of the game, he's attempting to seduce a girl.
And he failed, since Max didn't return the feelings.

>She doesn't. At worst, you can friend zone Warren as the player. But Max will never count Warren as less than a friend, no matter how you play the game.
Not really, whether you go for all the Warren options or not, she doesn't show interest on him being more than just a ''supercool geek brother''

>>381219713
>Hmm, yeah, I'm sure it was just a friendly "fuck you wold" kiss.
That's exactly what happens in the game.
Kissing Warren was a gesture more to portray the sentiment of her emboldened character and determination in doing what she wants to do for people she cares about in a careless world, than anything romantical. She knew it was always going to be erased, and she felt sorry for him, as well as thankful to him. Note that she wrote ''A boy that I cared about'' not even ''the boy''and if you interact him again Max will comment on much she values his friendship. Now while talking about Chloe she doesn't hesitate and mentions the love word.

>>381220205
>>381220527
In LiS, the player has as much control over Max's character as the reader has over her namesake in Catcher in the Rye. Due to the presence of the journal, a player's choices only affect the actions, but not the character of Max.
Her relationship with Warren is a telling example. Regardless of whether the player chooses to ignore his advances or accept his invitation to the movies, Max explains in her journal that she's only interested in him as a friend. He isn't a romantic option, but the player can chose how she reacts to his advances. She either gives him a cold shoulder or treats him as a friend.
In that sense, the player's choices only add color to her character, but Max remains the same. Interacting with different characters more than others determines how she finds Victoria, but not much more. She's still the same character.

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>>381217753
I hope my ending comes soon

>>381224497
I'd save that but no zoom

>>381218772

>genuine smile

are you fucking kidding me? she fucking asked you to kill her almost the moment she met you

>>381224078
It could be that she's just the shy geek she describes herself as and couldn't bring herself to acknowledge his obvious advances. But as you said, a lot of her subconscious keeps manifesting some insecurities regarding Chloe, as well as reinforcing her reservations regarding Warren's creepiness. In the real world he's a clingy stalker, and in the dream his locker is Max obsession central. Even if that isn't true in reality, that's how she feels deep down according to the sequence.

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>>381218772
>Earns handicap money fair and square

>>381224987
It's only the moment you met her, she's probably been begging you for death for years.

>>381225247

Fair point.

>>381205464
Don't you have a /vg/ general on its ten thousandth version to go home to and masturbate to your fictional lesbian fantasies?

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>>381218772
crippled Chloe is creepy as fuck
I prefer prequel Chloe

>>381225535
Don't you have a successful and fulfilling life you should be chasing to achieve?

>>381225694
I do actually, but I have the day off so I'm doing what I always do.

Playing Video Games on the Switch I bought yesterday, and browsing /v/ to be around all my favorite people.

>>381194967
>nothin personal...kid

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>>381225694
Don't we all

>>381225795
>Switch
You normalfag you.

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>>381226024
Hey I just beat Yakuza 0, I actually wanted to finish the Halo series (excluding 4 & 5) so I picked up a copy of Halo 3, Reach, and the Remaster of the original for Xbox 360.

I just need to buy a HDMI cable now, the old AV cables don't work for my new flatscreen TV, or I'm too stupid to figure it out.

Oh god I am a normalfag. Well at least my favorite game will never stop being Dorf Fort

>>381224497
Your entire post is just a collection of optional friend zone material, with elaborately written "nuh-uh!"s.
You choose to either ignore or dismiss evidence to the contrary, because it doesn't fit your shipping narrative.
I don't usually like associating LiS with tumblr. But in this instance, I feel like I really just read a tumblr shipper's blog post.

You're also weighing the relationship between childhood friends, against a friend she's only known for perhaps a month prior to the game. So it onloy makes sense, that if you chose to go with Chloe, Max would have greater feelings to express about her. While, if you go with Warren, feelings are still only budding, so she doesn't have quite the same flowery language to express them. But those feelings are there regardless.

If you kiss both of them, Max says this:
>Considering how insane my life has been this week, kissing Chloe, then Warren, didn't seem that strange. Both times felt like we were flipping off the cruel universe... and if I was going to die, I wanted one kiss from two people I truly cared about.
She lumps Warren into the group of people she "truly" cares about. And only says that there is "two". Now, if you kiss none of them, she says this:
>Considering how insane my life has been this week, kissing Chloe or Warren in the middle of all this time warping would be too strange. I can't even think about my love life... or lack of one. But if I was going to die, maybe I should have kissed one of them for posterity...
Here, she thinks of Warren as being a part of her lacking love life, along side with Chloe. She deems Warren a missed opportunity.

So, no matter how you look at it. You're simply wrong, and choosing to dismiss what doesn't fit your narrative.

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This guys comes and offers you a hug.
What to do?

>>381211087
He asked for this.

>>381223752
What?

>>381227103
Reach into my pockets and look away

>>381225557
the character models look so much better

too bad her voice will always distract me

>>381190391
ON THE EDGE OF A NON-GAME

>>381225072
I like how you categorize her dreams about Chloe as mere insecurities. But you categorize her dreams about Warren as true feelings. You're clearly being biased.

In the real world, if you turn Warren down, he's disappointed, but assumes his role as a friend, and pursues Brooke. He only waited in front of Max's dorm to ask for a date. It's not like he had binoculars or anything. He was just getting antsy, and trying to see if Max was going to come down soon.

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I actually never played EP5 because of how boring 4 was. Its a shame because I really enjoyed the previous ones.

>>381190391
why does this game hate men so much
first game that I had to drop since the sjw crap got to insane.
at least I didn´t waste any money on it

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>There are people out there who ship Victoria and Max.
>There are people out there who ship Chloe and Max.
>There are people out there who like Victoria.
>There are people out there who like Chloe.
>There are people out there who like Max.
>There are people out there who saved Chloe.
>There are people out there who didn't go ape with Warren.

David, Warren, Nathan and Kate were the only characters I gave a shit about. Joyce and frank were also alright.

>>381190391
Wait, why was it the general?

>>381216161
when did Stella or Kate show interest in Warren?

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>>381228501

>nathan was a real human bean
>david was actually right

>suddenly out of nowhere jefferson is all DUDE IM BAD LMAO
Either I missed clues and didn't put anything together or that was a shit twist.

>>381228783
It was a shit twist straight out of any Time Travel Nickelodeon Show.

People like to think Jeffersons lesson about Light and Dark was "SO DEEP FORESHADOWING" but in reality they just wanted a shock twist to end Episode 4 on.

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>>381217272
I'm ready

>>381227103
Kiss my blue hair girlfriend in front of him so he gets the point.

Then we'll both giggle so hear can hear as he walks back to his dorm.

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>>381191675
This life is hell. Why must we suffer?

>>381227904
Categorizing them as one being clearly less relevant than the other was not my intention. I may have overcompensated and made it come off that way because I'm actually all Bae and no Bay.

>>381224107
nice

reddit

spacing

bro

you

know

on

4chan

you

only

need

one

line

break

?

>tfw all the characters in this game were so unlikable and horrible in their own ways that I began to root for Jefferson subconsciously

>>381228629
I'm reaching admittedly. But when Kate and Max are talking in the hospital, Warren comes up, and Kate says he's a cutie.
And in the timeline where William is alive, Stella and Warren are together. So I assume she had a quiet eye on him in the real timeline too.

>>381211449
DUDE BUTTERFLY EFFECT LMAO

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>>381191675

I'm NUCLEAR

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>>381227103
kiss him to make him think he has a chance

>>381200054
>even if she destroys the whole town and kills all of her friends
The game don't show how many people die, her friends can be alive or not, the point in that ending is Max fought against destiny or whatever to save her waifu and she won at the end.

>>381229690
autism

>>381228783
The game wanted way too hard to make you hate Victoria, Nathan and David.

It was actually quite predictable.
The "perfect georgous and caring teacher guy" attitude was smelly.
When you enter the vault you find same stuff David has in his garage and Nathan's jacket (plus the fact that the barn belongs to his family) is the moment when you pretty much realise what will happen at the end of this episode.
"WOW, how could the bad guy be anyone else than one of these two !?"

>>381228501
It doesn't hate men. Just about half of the greatest characters in the game are guys. David, Samuel, Daniel, Frank, Pompidou...

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>>381229812
sorry for being a naive teenage girl playing a game where I'm a naive teenage girl, ok? Mr. Jefferson looked super trustworthy, and maybe that says something about my judge of character

>>381229964
I'll admit, Frank was pretty fuggin cool.

>>381228501
This game has convinced me not to listen to /v/ because I avoided this game for years because I thought it was "SJW the Game".

When in reality it's the complete opposite

>Hipster Art students are shown as damaged, shallow drug addicts
>The Left Wing Teacher is a psychopath
>The Ex Soldier Republican with Gun is the Hero of the game
>The mother who promotes stable family values is shown to be correct
>The Blue Haired Drop out is shown to be a failure at everything in life

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>>381191675
max is straight you tumblr whale

>>381230364
the game is alright, the charcaters are cute, but the fanbase is pozzed as fuck

>>381230568
>Straight
>Kisses girls
>Obsesses about how perfect Victoria is
>Kisses blue haired girls
>Gets jealous when blue haired girl brings up ex lover
>Entire nightmare sequences about blue haired girl hooking up with other characters creating jealously

>>381227528
They changed her V.A for the prequel

>>381230568
>that pic

How far from the truth can this even get? Max&Jefferson, Max&Prescott Senior, Max&Principal would make more sense than Max being a drumpf supporter

>>381230364
"SJW the game" would be a good first impression if you only played EP 1 - everything really changes by the end of EP 2 and 3. Like, why do people care so much about politics in ENTERTAINMENT?

BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE
THE RIGHT FROM WRONG

>>381230568
Her diary entries pretty much give away that she has the hots for Chloe.

>>381230364
I did the same thing, avoiding the game as much as possible, thinking it will be hipster sjw and heavy feminist bullshit.

But I do remember that this board was crazy about it actually, tons and tons of threads about it. Praising it so much. The ones who hated it, criticized /v/ for being as cancerous as tumblr for liking a game they, mostly, didn't even played.

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>you will never have a qt3.14 petite gf who rubs he face every 30 seconds

>>381230772
>>381230942
>>381231136
Maybe she gets wet for that blue haired skank, but alpha plus male Warren G WILL turn her straight.

>>381231508
>hoverhanding your own face
embarassing

>>381231527
I think Warren will be much happier in a bottom relationship with one of the Jocks

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>tfw no cute dorky 18 yo gf who is into art and photography

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Homosexuality is wrong!

>>381231527
Warren is an eternal beta orbiter and the friendzone king. If you believe otherwise then you're probably like him and want to believe that the girl you're orbiting will eventually go out with you.

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>Kill your flawed, but loyal and genuine, best friend who sticks with you
>Kill Warren, with some collateral damage
Easiest fucking decision of my life.

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>>381231985
this nigga gets it

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>>381231826
>tfw no pretentious hipster preteen lookin' gf who is into post-modern crap and thinks selfies are meaningful art.
Thank god

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Life is Strange should've been about Max going from a loner introverted girl to a complete alpha sociopath who is corrupted by her own power.

Also she should've walked naked through the school and then reversed time so it never happened for the thrills

>yuri shit
Fuck off back to cuckit

>>381231985
Yeah, but how do we know that Max saving Chloe stops the storm? How do we know the same thing won't happen again wherever Max and Chloe go? Eventually they would just wreck the whole world for the people they love

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>>381231985
>Watch everyone who was ever mean to you at School die in a horrific tornado whilst you have lesbian sex on a cliff

Sounds pretty good desu

>>381231675
>>381231890
we're all a lot more like warren than we'd like to admit.
still, he doesn't look bad and the asian chick likes him, when they're 30 max will be fat and living alone in an apartment smelling like catpiss and regret not giving him a chance.

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>>381232206
Don't matter, Warren's dead.

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>>381232306
>implying half of /v/ isn't like pic related

>2014
Life is Gay is released
tons of threads on /v/
finally dies down
only yurifags on /vg/ are left
>2017
sequel announced
yurifags of /vg/ crawl back into /v/
normies are also talking about the game and how brave it is to have a tumblr/lesbo game
daily shill threads on /v/

PLEASE for the love of god. STOP. POSTING. THIS. MOVIE. No. It's not a game ok. Just because you press one button to make it go to the next part doesn't mean it's a game. It's a fucking movie, you literally cannot do shit except press the "play" button

>>381232514
Or maybe the fact is because it's free on PSN+ this month idiot.

>>381232584
>PSN+

stopped reading right there.
As if I care for the plebby console scene.

>>381194801
>tfw there fuck all Victoria porn

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>>381232697
she's easily the hottest one

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>>381232641
>people should only post about games I care about

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>>381232641
>stopped reading right there.
so you read the whole thing anyways.

>>381232985

Why is she cosplaying as a grandmother?

>>381233130
playing hard to get

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>>381227379

I was thinking of Hobbit, sorry

>>381228567

>I liked a retard, a beta and a psychopath

your only redeeming quality is liking best girl Kate, but other than that, you have terrible taste

>>381233130
is your grandmother usually covered in cum

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>>381190391
ON THE EDGE
OF THE UNDERWORLD
WHERE all your choices went

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>Game is free on PSN
>Prequel announced at E3
>Daily threads on /v/

hella nice

>>381229690

I also know I have been here since 2007 and 'reddit spacing' became a thing like half year ago and before that NO ONE was bothered by it

So yeah, fuck off, newfag, you are not fitting in.

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I actually liked Mr.Jefferson's photos. They were really good. He did nothing wrong because it was all for the sake of art.

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>>381218772
>Extra hole
>Buckled up for maximum saftey

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>>381191675
>best friend
>future lover
anon... you should realize how wrong that statement is...

>>381231527

Warren is so beta it isn't even funny. It's like they tried to create THE most stereotypical beta male it is possible to create

>>381232481
Daniel is pure

>>381233564
>he's been here 10 years thinking he's hot shit
I knew I was talking to a kid, now fuck off

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>>381233438
>best girl Kate
brah, I...

>>381196086
Chloe says "hella" like 3 times across all 5 episodes

>>381232514

>WAAAAAAAH, STOP TALKING ABOUT THINGS I DON'T LIKE!!!! MOMMY!!!!

You are fucking pathetic, dude. Just to spite you I will make sure to make an occasional LiS thread myself.

And seeing how people actually want to talk about it, it will be a staple of the first page.

>>381234051
get the fuck back to /vg/ you fucking mongrel

>>381233454
Shut up, my grandmother is pure.

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>>381233472
>Even more normies get to play the game 'cause it's free
>More frequent threads praising its story telling by people who have clearly never read a halfway decent book

Sure is great.

>>381199885
Ah, you seem to have confused TV "18 year olds" with actual 18 year olds. See, in the real world, 18 year olds don't look 30, because they're actually 18.

well looks like it´s time for me to get a new hobby. if tumblr trash like that is going to be the norm form now I don´t see the point of caring anymore

>>381233892

>lol, kid
>acknowledges fact it's my tenth year here
>meaning he thinks I must have come to this site when I was 7 or younger

Wow, not only you are terrible at fitting in and understanding board culture,

but you are also a humongous retard :D

>>381234350
you mad?

>>381234176

Is babby mad? Babby better get used to seeing Life is Strange threads daily ;)

>>381192320
BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE
THE RIGHT FROM WRONG

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>>381234335
You're only now realizing this with all the threads praising Life is Strange and TellTale games? This board has been dead for a while.

>>381234335

>I-I'm leaving! This game is bad! D-d-don't try to stop me or anything...

fuck off, nobody will miss you. Nobody will even notice

>>381234419

Mad from the fact I put a newfag desperetly trying to fit in in its place? Nah, I'm exhilarated

>>381232514
There is no play button. There's a "new game" button though. Also if you start it and just put the controller down, you will watch the opening cutscene and then that's it, Max will just stand by the lighthouse in the rain forever. So given that your interaction is 100% required in order to make the events progress, I'm pretty sure it does actually qualify as a game.

Also you are mad as fuck and I'm laughing at you.

Did anyone even like Chloe? Seems like she was considered a shit character by the fanbase to the point even Kate and Victoria are shipped more with Max.

Who even asked for a Chloe-centric prequel?

>>381234335
Nobody will miss you

>>381234754

she is very popular on tumblr, it's just she's disliked here

>>381234617
yeah, he mad

>>381234617
I believe "euphoric" is the word you were looking for

>>381234754
I'd say I like how Chloe looks a shit ton more than her personality.

She's pretty generic personality wise, a off the rails teenager rebelling against society with no goal. But we see more depth to her when we go to her alternate reality and learn more about her from her room.

>>381234754

I liked her more than I liked Arcadia Bay.

>>381234543
I will.
I will probalby have a better life if I don´t waste it on games anymore

>>381234952
Really? Arcadia Bay is comfy as fuck. Plus I really like the name, but that's just me.

>>381234980

>I'm really leaving! For real you guys! Last chance!

Seriousely, fuck off you attention-seeking cunt. Go make a blog or something if you are that desperate for attention

>>381235017
What? Arcadia Bay is a complete shit hole. It's a dying sea town that probably stinks of salt all the time.

>>381235069
Damn your are the maddest mad that has ever madded

>>381235069

Have a nice vacation

>>381235084
you sure sound triggered maybe you should go to tumblr

>>381233617

The photos were really fappable, as was Max's narration of "I hate looking at myself like that."

>>381199738

Was it even established that the entire town died in the storm? I'm not saying nobody died, but a lot of people took shelter, who knows if any of those people died.

>>381211449
Well yeah it was a major plot hole just like how they literally forgot about the deer and dropped it on episode 2 or 3

>>381235069

Let's have a high-score board for this. How many (You)s did you get from this? Sitting at modest 2 here

>>381234754
she seems to be hated mostly on /v/
on /vg/ in other hand, they will crucify anyone who doesn't ship Chloe with Max

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>>381235069

>>381235272
>Was it even established that the entire town died in the storm?

They didn't even finish the Chloe ending, so no they didn't answer that.

Considering the majority of people don't die when a Tornado hits a Town it's pretty safe to assume most people evacuated.

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>>381235069
H E L L A
E
L
L
A

M A D
A
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>>381235238

You sound like someone not leaving a video game themed board despite video games no longer being your hobby. So... fuck off

>>381235069
have a (You) on me

>>381235548
not the same guy
I just like how much of a triggered bitch you sound

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>>381235069
>Being this mad
Here, you deserve it

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Anyone else here got stuck for like 2 hours on the fucking rape dungeon part? Couldn't figure out what to do

>>381235757
yeah
and if i played it again i wouldnt remember how what i did

>>381235616

>not the same guy

Of course not, you are that newfag I raped few posts ago, sad that after I wiped my cum on your face I stopped replyign to you, so you jumped on my another comment chain. Pathetic, really. Do you have some obsession with me? Lol, you probably want to be a cool, old user like I am, newfag. But sorry, not gonna happen, I can clearly see you are too green for this game :(

>>381231826
i had this and lost it anon , you dont know the pain ;_;

>>381235179
>>381235486
>>381235684
>u m-m-mad b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bro..?
sure is 2011 in here

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>>381235757
>2 hours

What a nightmare and trauma for your mental health

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>>381235757
Yeah I tried like 5 combinations and none of them worked

>Every situation the Art Teacher manages to take on a trained US Soldier in hand to hand combat and win

Why the fuck was he so bad at CQC?