Has this country ever produced a good video game?

LA Noire
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger
Probably some other ones I forgot

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>>380957850
L.A Noire mate for example.

>>380957850
Destroy All Humans

Warlords Battlecry 3
KKND 2

Bioshock.

>>380958187
Wait really? THEY made that?! Aussies made something decent color me surprised.

Jetpack Joyride
Fruit Ninja

>>380957850
NES and SNES sports games

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>>380957850
>tfw you will never be 10 years old and get up to watch Cheez tv and play video games again

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>>380957850

>>380958096
Sonic Mania hopefully

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>>380958334
>tfw you will never wake up expecting cheeztv, but for some reason there's nothing but smoke coming out of what seems to be buildings...

>>380958270
A dude who worked on it used to be my supervisor.

>>380958426
>mum why has dragonball z been replaced with dumb boring news?

>>380958334
>>380958426
Jade and Ryan did some Let's Plays on youtube last year, I still hope that they'll upload another video eventually.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCi4p27k-sVgAWJq9jl8xnUA/videos

>>380958334
It's ok. Now I get to go to a bar and have a beer with them

>>380958426
When I first saw the footage 12 year old me thought it was bad CGI.

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>>380958334
>you'll never be 10 and waiting for sailor moon to be over so you can watch dragon ball z before school again
>you'll never go to school and play 2-up with your tazos trying to win tons of shiny and holos again
>you'll never go undefeated in a match of four square handball and celebrate by eating your lunch in class again

LA Noire
Pre memequel was apparently alright
hollow knight

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>>380958426

Hollow Knight

Dark Reign: The Future of War

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>>380958334
>tfw never got to finish watching 8:00am cartoons because of school

>>380958830

>Went to before school care
>got breakfast made for me and got to watch every show

good times.

>>380957850
No it's full of the worst people on the planet

Rentboy

>>380958578
>implying it wasn't

>>380958830
>had to leave for school at 7:45

true suffering

>>380957850
De Blob was pretty good.

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>>380958334
>>380958638
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzLL3iNgdN8
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-fLvdmUx6A
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5txHGxJRwtQ
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvEwdardi8I

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>>380958638
>match of four square handball
Fuck I loved that game so much.
desu me and my friends played it all the way up to year 12, any other mega autists do the same?

It produced the GOTY 2017, Hollow Knight.

>>380958426
lmao. i remember turning off the TV because every channel was displaying that news so I missed it. I just wanted to watch DBZ man.

Most Australians I have met have had an A+ grade sense of humour but Jesus Christ they are all insufferable to be around for lengthy periods of time.
I can't stand talking to them for any purpose other than to laugh. They ruin pretty much any conversation with their inability to take anything seriously.

>>380959047
if we couldn't get a basketball to play horse we used to play doubles or four square pretty much every day
shit was fun as fuck
that and we weren't allowed to play any other sports during lunch and the libraries were so shit we couldn't even play runescape on them
public schools fucking suck

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>Rove McManus pressured Channel 10 to axe Cheez TV because Jade and Ryan kept taking the piss out of him

>>380959237
>taking things seriously
get that stick out your arse

>>380959348
and in retaliation they gave his wife cancer, seems fair to me

>>380959348
>Rove cursed the world with Toasted TV
Say it ain't so, anon. No single man should have to shoulder that kind of blame, not even Rove.

Cunt

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Who /Canberra/ here?

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>>380959237

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>>380959502
His wife died as >>380959415 alluded, which sucks, but he's still a cunt.

>>380959535
What's the problem?
I remember going there for a primary school school trip and canberra seemed pretty awesome.
Surely canberra's better than melbourne?

>>380959535

Authorizedbythequeenslandgovwrnmentcanberra

Is Bundaberg rum any good? How about the ginger beer?

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>>380959538
I love it when people get mad at the banter.

>>380959237
>inability
We can mate we just choose not to

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>>380959646
I miss my friends and family

>>380959654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2UQLJBiB6g

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>>380957850

Only the best.

>>380959237
>their inability to take anything seriously.
shit i thought the never ending sarcasm in school was just a product of being teenagers. it wore me down like crazy.

now i know it was combination of both being australian and teenagers.

>>380959662
Both are good. Both are good together

Dustforce is great

Desync is breddygud

What is the round the twist of gaming?

>>380959646
Canberra's small as fuck so there's got to be a lot of shit they're missing compared to Sydney or Melbourne

>>380959960
>>380959993
>>380959741

Indie shit doesn't count

HAVE YOU EVER

>>380960123
Sure it does

>>380960125
EVER FELT LIKE THIS

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>>380959348
>Remember watching Cheez TV when I was young
>rarely got to watch TV before school
>one year I get my own TV for my birthday
>Cheez TV was no longer

All I was left with was that Toasted shit

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>>380957850
>>380958096
>>380958135
Blackwake and Team Fortress.

>>380960186
Agro was the patricians choice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPD_RHVFlys

>>380957850
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krome_Studios

They are still alive and pushing out ports on steam but it seems they are struggling to keep in house staff, they closed down a couple of offices and laid off staff

>>380960179
WHEN STRANGE THINGS HAPPEN

>>380960315
YOU'RE GOING ROUND THE TWIST

>that episode with the pirates and the hairdryers

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>>380960293
>>380960315

ROUND THE TWIST

>>380960374
>That episode with the brain sucking machine
Scarred me as a kid.

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>>380959702

my friend kickstarted a game (he lives in aus)

looking promising so far

ill let u guys know once its released (i know u faggots will all try ruin it)

>>380960374
that episode where the guy gets pregnant from fucking a tree or something
that one was definitely somebody's fetish

>>380960374
>>380960410

>tfw didn't pee on trees for a few years just in case

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>tfw this shit is shutting down

Press F to spit on grave.

>>380960567

post an image gaylord

>>380960614
F.
Fuck all Australian TV except for the SBS.

>>380960614
7 and 9 should die too

>>380960614

*cums in diary*

>>380960635
fuck u queerboy i aint puttin shit out there dont need my m8 gettin his shit fucked up cos of 4chin'd tards

>>380960614
I never thought it would go down.
>>380960676
>SJWS
sorry but they can go to hell too.

Every Australian TV network has about 2 good shows on it, and all the rest is utter shit. Main reason I spend most of my time here.

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>>380958898
Yeah, nah, get fucked cunt.

Anyone else in the middle of uni exams?
How you all holding up?

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>>380960676
Oh shit would not expect to see that on 4chan.
ABC and SBS are pretty much the only channels worth watching, although they've both gutted the best programs.
>tfw they cancelled global village

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>>380960614
Thank fuck, what's redeemable about this fucking dreadful network? I like channel 11 but that's only because they have licensing to shows which can be sold over to other channels.

>>380958654

I feel like such an idiot because this was me. 9 year old me had no idea what was going on, I just wanted Pokemon.

>>380960860
Just finished mine last week. Failed biological psychology for sure. Can't wait to repeat it next year. Kill me.

>>380960614
It's not shutting down, it's just playing possum to scare the numbnuts at parliament house to pass Murdoch's laws so he can buy out all the remaining australian media outlets and control the country.

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>>380960860
>tfw finished uni
Fuck man, going to work sucks so much

>>380957850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOSFiKEUdV4

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>>380960676
>Australian TV

Ahh yes, such masterpieces including dating show #1049, Masterchef, Biggest loser, game show #8170, Neighbors and dozens of other reality TV shows. Don't forget to cycle through re-runs of The Big Bang theory when we don't have anything else on.

>>380960614
And nothing of value was lost. Ever since my childhood, the only thing I ever remember about Ten is that they showed the Simpsons. Everything else is just a shitty American drama or reality show.

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The last good total war game

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>>380959535
WHY DOES IT EXIST

WHY NOT JUST HAVE GOVERNMENT IN SYDNEY

>>380960676
>SBS
ever since they put ads in the middle of the shows I lost faith in them.

>>380961175
Why not just have it in melbourne?
Sydney is a dead city anyway and you've got tons of violent immigrants living there.

>>380960614
>only worth 60 million and hemorrhaging money

I hope someone buys it just to shut it down.

>>380961030
Australian News can be outright hilarious at times
the other week I saw a segment which was some /pol/ tier moron who was leaking into his everyday life and they was shit with them calling him a neonazi and holocaust denier and even had a representative from some group which was jew internet defence force
It was hilarious as all fuck to watch because of how much of a joke it was

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>>380959702
>there's meat
>yeah, but there's vegetables too

>>380961175
Apparently they wanted to avoid shitflinging between Sydney and Melbourne, so they picked a sheep paddock that was equidistant between the two of them.

>>380961091
>Australians made Medieval II
Really? So that's why I can't get into that game.

>>380961237
>tons of violent immigrants in sydney
>just had a mass shooting in melbourne
hmmmmm really makes you think

>>380961237
MELBOURNE IS FINE TOO

Also you can't say shit about terrorist cunts either

>ABC are the only good radio and TV left
>increasing lefty bias on all programs

it's tough lads

>>380960942
Maybe take some time off by deferring, reevaluate what it is you want to do. Just some advice as I went through some shit at uni.

>>380960614
The only worthwhile Australian television we had was The Chaser's War on Everything

>>380961030

>4 whole channels of 24/7 infomercials

And they wanna shut down Ch31 and probably turn it into another infocrap station.

>>380961252
its not even hemmorhaging money, its just there's two investors witholding money to force parlimanet to pass laws that would allow them to buy out the company (and many other media outlets) outright

>>380961380
Shaun Micallef's shows were and are pretty good too.

>>380961283
have you seen the interviews on Weekend Sunrise and The Project (the absolute worst variety shows around) for the red pill movie? They're fucking hilarious.

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we don't seem to have much
apparently co-developed the bioshock games (i doubt we did much)
rebooted the Spyro series (I wish I didn't know this)
made Barbie and her Sisters Puppy Rescue. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torus_Games look at all that shovelware jesus

>>380961454
I had totally forgotten about him

>>380961307
what mass shooting?

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>>380959702
Who was in the wrong here?
The author.

>>380958096
>Ty the Tasmanian Tiger
Oh god yes, that shit was mint.

>>380961283
You mean the electrician/tradie with holocaust denial material and pepe's on his businesses website?

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Mad as Hell is back on Wednesday lads

Does anybody else remember waking up really early to jerk off to Aerobics Oz style? That blonde chick was hot as fuck.

>>380961380
Danger 5

http://store.steampowered.com/app/650670/Grimoire__Heralds_of_the_Winged_Exemplar/

>>380961601
A few times I woke up early and would jerk off, never really planned on doing it though it just sort of happened that way.

>>380959237
Lemme guess, they were travelling?

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>>380961030
What the fuck was Neighbours even about?

>>380961237
>Melbournefag shitting on Sydney for violent immigrants
Pottery

>>380959702
Imagine being such a fat cunt that you have to pull over and eat your whole fucking shoulder of lamb on the bonnet of your car.

>>380961380
Chasers started out great but eventually devolved into them just doing the stupidest shit they could to try and get a reaction, practically no better than the "it's just a prank bro" youtube channels.

TV is so garbage now I can't even stomach it.
>Turn on TV
>a few minutes of some shit reality show, american cop drama, or even shittier soap opera.
>Followed by 2 minutes of LOUD AS FUCK ads about even shittier reality shows that are so obnoxious they couldn't possibly appeal to anyone except the most severely retarded
I'm convinced only old people and middle aged women watch TV these days.

>>380961674
drama i think

>>380961576
yes, that exactly
I did nothing but laugh throughout the entire time, it was absolutely retardedly hilarious that it was considered good enough for the nightly news

>>380961030
What's your favourite tabloidal news story anons?
Is it the dole bludgers or the the laziness of millennials?

>>380958334
i remember where i was on 9/11

>>380961674
>was
IS anon, that shit's still going.
It's basically the boring lives of suburban middleclass cunts.

>>380961784
Probably dole bludgers, seeing a story on Blacktown trying to be a good place was fucking hilarious.

>>380961364

Wow how did you post from 2002?

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Who /graduate/ here?

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>>380961581
Good shit.

>>380961719
Half of my office won't shut up about The Bachelor(ette) or Masterchef, yet all of these people can afford Netflix.

>>380961674
There's never really a 'point', it's just drama for the sake of drama.

>>380961719
Their APEC stunt was gold, but only because the cops genuinely screwed up.

>>380961581
I used to like Mad as Hell because it would shit on the retardation of both Libs and Labor equally, but I'm not sure if it will be as even-handed now.
>>380961867
>Blacktown
fucking hell that place is a dump. Full of shitskins that break everything and riot at the drop of a hat. I know because I used to live nearby.

The perfect, defining example of why blacks don't belong in Australia.

>>380961030
> Rake
> Kath and Kim
> Wilfred
> Round the Twist
> Farscape
> Underbelly
> Jack Irish

idk we do ok at times given the meagre budgets afforded to such projects.

How much does a AAA game usually cost in Aussie? Is it expensive? Is it easy to pirate[/pirate]? Asking for my friend's uncle's maid's grandma's caretaker.

>>380959535
>>380961175
W-What's wrong with Canberrans

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>>380961581
This is the best news I've heard all week

>>380962006
Don't forget Summer Heights High, We can be Heroes, and The Castle

>>380958638
>>380959047
Handball was the fucking tits. Me and my mates used to play it every lunch break religiously. Although we just sort of stopped around year 9 to just sit around on benches under the library instead.
I always missed playing handball for the remainder of highschool too.

>>380962031
whoa, fucked up the spoiler tag there.

what do Australians think of Jim Jefferies? he has a new tv show in America kinda like the Daily Show.

>>380962006
>>380962065
Anything the Fat Pizza crew do is gold.

>>380961962
I did a traineeship for hospitality in blacktown, every day I went there were black people lining main street doing nothing all day.

>>380962109
Never hear of him. By the sound of that though, he's probably a huge faggot.

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>>380962031
Depends where you buy from.
New games can be 80USD on Steam, which translates to 105AUD, but then sites like OzGames can sell the same keys for just 60AUD.
Physical retail is usually expensive as hell, but you can get nice deals on a lot of stuff if you wait it out.
Pic related is how our game stores look all the goddamn time, I'm not exaggerating.

Doesn't help that comparatively to other countries there is literally zero government support for the gaming industry here.

Cause it isn't "hurr durr" mining the government couldn't give two shits about supporting it.

>>380962031
Torrent sites are blocked, easy to get around with a VPN though.
New Ggmes cost about $80-$100 dollerydoos whick is fucked.

>>380960676
ABC is pretty good; it's the only way to watch Parliament in session,, and most of the stuff during the day is dedicated to reporting.

It's a step up against the other channels, who do shit all reporting at night.

>>380962229
you dont even need a vpn, just use google's dns

>>380962031
Last I checked AAA games cost about 90 - 100 dollarydoos on release( ~70usd)

The government recently put a countrywide block on piracy sites to stop you from accessing them but it's easy enough to get around with a simple proxy or VPN. Internet speeds are generally pretty shit so downloads can take a while.

>>380962170
>most famous Australian comedian in America
>Australians don't know him
Australia is the only place in the world where i buy this being a thing that happens.

>>380962085
Anyone else here play handball/foursquare using tennis rackets?

Anyone remember the King's Revenge bullshit?
>>380962109
He's meh. I met him once.

>>380962205
Then obviously, we need to make a videogame about the housing market. The government will probably throw money at us to make it, and then three years and millions of dollars later, we have nothing to show, and it will still be better than 90% of AusGov IT projects.

>>380961601
Nah dude I woke up early to watch hillsong.
In retrospect it's kind of creepy considering I wasn't even christian.
>>380962085
Did anybody else play 4 square with kicks?
Like you could slam it into your opponents square with your foot as long as you step directly onto it?
>>380962109
Yeah I never heard of him till I saw he did shit in america and I found out on american websites.
Seems like a pretty common trend desu.

>>380957850

We helped make System Shock 2 and Bioshock 2.

We also made Destroy all Humans 1 and 2.

>>380962109
Does good stand up but is a massive cunt otherwise.

Why is Australia the ONLY country on /v/ that feels the need to make threads about itself

Shitposting a tradition m8s?

>>380962324
I haven't heard of him either. He's like Fosters I suspect, purely for export with no local consumers.

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There's a reason they're all killing themselves.

Since we've moved to Aussie TV, here's something I saw when I was in Japan. There's a fat cunt from somewhere in Aus who travels to Japan just to eat burgers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NkIbklnOq4
I was with my host family when he appeared on TV and I had to explain that we aren't all like that.

>>380962286
this. I didn't even know they were blocked until >>380962229 said they are.

>>380962031
G'day cunt. For reference, on steam GTA V is $75 USD. Call of Duty: Black Ops 3 is $60 USD.

Pre-ordering Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus will set you back $79 USD

On origin, Mass Effect Andromeda is $89 AUD. BF1 is $89 AUD.

>>380962418
Desperate for attention amidst an identity crisis.

>>380962384
>Like you could slam it into your opponents square with your foot as long as you step directly onto it?
Sounds like a good way to trip over.

I'm curious, did everyone else here categorize the 4square squares by King, Queen, Jack and Dunce?
>>380962446
>Huffington Poo

>>380962479
You can get mass effect andromeda for like $60 at jb hifi you know.
Australian games prices are pretty overrated desu, as long as you aren't buying call of duty or from eb games.

>>380962651
>You can get mass effect andromeda for like $60 at jb hifi
I don't know why you would.

>>380962109
Saw two of his shows.

2014 and 2015 respectively. When you first hear his skits they're funny, but he seems to recycle the material across multiple tours and his tv show (legit), so it kind of wears thin.

>>380962625
>I'm curious, did everyone else here categorize the 4square squares by King, Queen, Jack and Dunce?
There's a different way to categorise it?

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>>380962203

>people do unpaid labour to put up that fucking plastic

https://www.kotaku.com.au/2017/06/what-its-like-setting-up-an-eb-games-sale/

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>>380960614
About time. I only ever watched this channel back in the day for Simpsons and occasionally Meerkat Manor.
Now we just need to do something about 7 and 9. They're literally unwatchable now days.

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>>380962651
Because it's a shit game that was critically panned, dumbass

>>380962651
I'm giving him a platform he can easily compare with, seeing as how JBHIFI isn't a thing in the US.

Internal consistency is important for a valid comparison.

>>380962760
FUCKING EB GAMES

>>380962384
>Nah dude I woke up early to watch hillsong.

Holy kek I used to go to that church when I was younger. Their youth groups were cult like and weird. I remember thinking it was cool that a church had their own tv show though.

You must have been watching it when I was going there.

>Amazon's plan when they come in is to analyze everyone's prices, then undercut by 30%.

Can't fucking wait. We've been fucked over for too long.

>>380961849
WHERE THE FUCK IS DBZ AND SAILOR MOON

>>380959535
Me
Moved here this year from Melbourne to go to uni
It's pretty shit

>>380957850
starwars battlefront

Where do ausfsgs buy their Vidya merch/collectibles?

I bought my half size Metal Gear REX and RAY a few months ago and I love the fuck out of them but I still have an itch for other collectibles but problem is finding a site to buy them from and costs.

ZING! is absolutely garbage trash with only shitty things from the latest Marvel movies and DC shit along with (((Star Wars)))

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>>380960614
10 started going downhill as soon as they stopped showing Simpsons at 6pm

>>380962938
Please hurry the fuck up, I need this.

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>>380961237
Melbourne is garbage and full of fuckwits desu, Sydney is superior and this is coming from a Queenslander.

>>380960860
Finished yesterday
My last exam was a fucking pisstake, I finished and left halfway through

>>380962980
I import from japan on ebay or through japanese hobby sites.
We don't have to pay import fees for most things so it ends up usually being cheaper than local stores.

>>380963046
I have lived in both Melbourne and Sydney. Melbourne>Sydney. It's a nicer place to live.

>>380962031
Games are expensive
Piracy is very widespread though (pretty sure Australia has one of the highest rates of piracy)
There are basically no legal consequences either

>>380963160
As someone who's gonna go to Melbourne. This firms up my decision.

who /adelaide/ here?

>>380962109
Literally who

>>380962115
fat pizza vs housos 2 fucking when cunt

>>380957850
the real question is has Australia contribute anything to human race in general?

Seems like fucken backward rednecks of a country.

LOL fucken fiber to node and that joke of NBN they been working on for what 10 years now?

>>380962945
What are you supposed to do there

>>380960860
failed my skills assessment lmao

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>>380962980

I used Hobbylink Japan to order a Gundam model once.

>>380963097

Just wait until GST comes in this year lol

>>380963046

The rugby league states are shit and full of people who need a nice cold can of calm the fuck down before they have a stroke.

>>380962418
Shitposting is a way of life you stupid fucking fat burger

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>>380963263
I think you mean," who /RADelaide/ here?"

>tfw moved to melbourne for uni
don't really regret it because of the education stuff and it's nicer in a lot of ways than my hometown because there's more shit but it also sucks pretty hard

>>380962286
>torrenting without a VPN

>>380962313
You just need opera browser because it has a built in free vpn

>>380963338
God I wish he was still PM when Trump became President, would have been hilarious.

>>380963232
don't go to melbourne. Shittest city in australia. Full of hipsters and lefties

>>380963307
Wi-Fi and the Black Box m8.

>>380962625
>>380962710
We always had it Ace, 2, 3 and 4. It was always the goal to get the Ace square so you could serve it to whoever you didn't want in game like a real jackass. Serve that sucker as low and fast as possible while he's distracted.

>>380963018
599
U
S
Dollerydoos

Jeck pack joyride ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Who /LazyUniStudent/ here? I'm about to sit an open book exam tomorrow that I haven't studied for at all and/or own the reading materials for.

>>380963307
We invent everything you cunt

>>380963307
Australia invented Wi-Fi.
The NBN was a good plan on paper, but Labor took too long to build it because they're incompetent, then the Liberals took power and fucked it up further so they could blame Labor to mask their own incompetency. A plague on both their houses.

>>380963452
Already got into the college there m8.

>>380963452
and a melbournefag this is the most truth ive heard
remember fucking crossing lights getting skirts? or all the fucking constant protests every weekend at fed square? fuck this shithole also all the gooks and muslims everywhere now taking over

>>380963562
Learn to spell you dopey cunt.

>>380963601
University you fucking yank.

>>380962938
>then undercut by 30%
Holy fuck I might actually buy some fucking videogames instead of pirating for once in my life.

>>380963616
>Protests
As a uni student seeing the protesting uni students get the shit beat out of them and/or pepper sprayed on TV just puts a smile on my face.
No group is more obnoxious on campus.

>>380963647
Nope, college for foundation for uni.

not from prison island

>>380960860
Two weeks to go until I'm getting fucked.
Goodbye autism bucks.

>>380963598
>Australia invented wifi
This is a fucking myth
CSIRO literally patented one component of wifi that others would have come up with anyway and tricked the public into believing they came up with the whole thing

>>380957850
Tribes, without 'straya you'd have no shazbot

gud die mites

>>380963710
But bro let me tell you about Karl Marx!

>>380962945
m-me to

>>380963576
>open book exam
nigga you don't have to worry

>>380962980
PC/Steam/PS4/xbone games from g2play or ozgameshop.
Nintendo games from Target or BigW because they're always under 60.

>>380960860
finished for now but still have work and then uni starts again and I have to do both
feeling so blessed

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>>380963786
Which uni?
What are you studying?

>>380963209
>There are basically no legal consequences either
There was a court case against people who pirated "The Dallas Buyers Club" a while ago but the case was eventually thrown out when they got greedy and tried to extort too much money out of the pirates.

>>380963272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8sED2Mj9n0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_x3XRa9VOA

>>380963452
So like every other major city?

>>380963635
Aye.


Fk up cnt

>>380963710
>at uni
>fucking signs protesting Trump
Has no one told them that this isn't the US?

At least my uni tends to be pretty good with that shit. Wish our gaming club was better though, all we play is smash4 and I'm fucking trash.

>>380963717
The fuck?

Here, let me simplify it for you:

1. Do highschool
2. Did you do well? (Go to 3); did you do shit? (go to 4)
3. Congratulations, you're enrolled in a university undertaking a bachelors degree.
4. you don't get in. Go to a vocational college to learn a trade.

Prison land got it right.

>>380963762
You're bullshitting me anon.

>>380957850
Bioshock 2

>>380961294
>>380961175
You're right but it's a bit more nuanced than that. When we federated in 1901 all the states wanted to be considered 'equal'. NO ONE was willing to lose to much power to the Cth, and if all the Cth power was in either the capital of Melbourne or Sydney, it would be seen as that state having more power. The solution was to create the ACT and Canberra. Australia has a very strong federal system, and to have given all that power to either of the big cities... it never wouldve happened. We'd still be completely sovereign states as they never wouldve agreed to federating a nation

>>380963885
Holy shit what a fucking idiot.
God damn I hate aussies who think the gun control here was at all a success

>>380962980
>walk into Zing expecting to find something cool for my autism collection
>50% of the shelf space is dedicated to Pop Vinyls
>the other 50% is harry potter and star wars
"Pop" culture is right, fucking hell

>>380964005
Um. No

>>380963964
You at Unisa? I saw this the other fucking day at mine. Stupid fucking retards.

>>380963964
there were protests every day after he won and now we have antifa here as well
except the people they fuck with actually fight back and fuck them up instead

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>>380961942
Who /graduate program/ here?

>>380962203
I was thinking you lived where I did for a bit there, out town has tanks made of boxes with the sales plastered over them

>>380963983
Is trinity college a uni?

>>380963964
>go to uni
>same socialist cucks there every fucking day handing out flyers
>everyone ignores them
feels good man

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>>380963357
Reporting in

WHO /AIE/ HERE?

>>380961380
fuck off cunt, hueys kitchen is hectic

>>380964165
>Bleeding hearts think they picked a perfect spot to get a petition signed for refugees with foot traffic along the pathway
>Everyone immediately starts walking across the lawn instead.

>>380964165
>go to Monash
>Commies get banned because they insulted Jews
Was a delightfully ironic turn of events.

>ctrl+f "fingered"
>zero results
Step up your game m8s

>>380963837
ANU
computer science and psychology

>>380963885
He didn't seem that funny but I don't really watch any tv
Sounds like he's putting on his accent in the second clip

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>>380961942
Who /Halfway through Honours year/ here?
Fuck me if it isn't a lot of work but hot damn is it fun, got to play with the Australian Synchrotron a few days ago

>>380964164
What, Trinity Grammar School? It's a high school with a penchant for shoving blocks of wood up children's arses.

College in Australia really only has two loose meanings:
> a boarding institution unrelated to the university that houses students, organises social gatherings and provides other amneties. They are usually located on a university campus and rent the premises. This definition has come to also refer to private high schools with a boarding wing, such as Trinity Grammar.
> a vocational or technical education institution that's not a university and not affiliated with one. Can have very narrow scopes.

>>380964315
Hex is old an busted, nobody wants to brag about fingering her now.

>>380963814

I don't have the book, unless open book means something different to what I think. It's my first year.

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>tfw rural vic
Nothing bad ever happens out here
Granted nothing good ever happens here either, but still, it's great

>>380964315
Considering the show she hosted has been axed I guess she's just no longer relevant. That said, I fingered Hex in a Sydney nightclub once

>>380963460
>>380963580
>>380963598

fucking these bogan cunts think they invented wifi with tinfoil and paper clips.

Only thing you guys invented was fucking data caps. Aussie cancer spreading to our freedom burgers and liberty pie American internet(tm).

>>380964348
Did you do comp1130/comp1100?
I'm doing comp/maths

>>380964432
Yo.

I've done barely anything because of the fucking glacial pace of the project. thinking of suspending for 6 months until we have more recruits for the clinical study and then I'll actually be able to do something.

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>>380961283
> Australian news

>>380964442
Uhh.. it's already part of MelU apparently.

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>>380964467
Open book means you can take any material you want in to the exam. Just fucking get the relevant books out from the library you need

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>>380964278
>tfw all the STEM buildings are located away from the Arts facilities so I can avoid the faggots most of the time
Feels comfy man, just wish they had more trees here

>>380964547
oh lmao, yeah that's a residential college - my first definition.

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>>380964483
>Good Game finally got axed
Ahahaha

>>380963964
Black Lives Matter is here too.
5 people showed up (3 organizers and two abos) plus the regular journos

>>380964442
Nah people in Canberra call the last two years of their highscool "college"
It's fucked ay

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>>380959549
>tfw perth was cool as fuck during this

based WA

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>>380964278
Oh god, I hope this was at the Caulfield campus.

>>380964432
Have you ever been part of a research project over the summer?
Considering doing it for Immunology. I have the marks to easily have the application accepted.

>>380964494
just finished 1100
we've probably walked past each other

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Who else actually got a job here and is not an unemployed useless student?

>>380964643
fuckin idiots.

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>>380957850
Not sure about video games... but it used to produce some severely under-rated TV shows...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoFzL0jMDt4

>>380964483
>>380964619
>tfw shes hosting an Esports show on 7mate
>now bajo has no job either
sluts ruining everything as always, good game was always shit anyway

>>380964541
>That news ticker

I still think the best one I've seen was:
>Police report reveals 1/3 drivers pulled over are drunk or stoned
>Stoner wins MotoGP

>>380964559
I've always loved this pic, girl pubes are fucking sexy. Thank you Abby Winters and Girls out West.

>>380964220
*Was

He was a good cunt

>>380964683
My friends at USYD did it, said it was fun but hard work.

Really good for making connections for honours and PhD applications. One got a casual job with a lab after doing it.

>>380964639
>listen to triple j when I'm driving because I can't stand commercial radio hosts and the music they play most of the time
>a bunch of fucking garbage songs about black lives matter are played constantly by shit abbo hip hop artists
I've had to resort to ebooks

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>>380964167
Name and lewds please.

>>380964683
Nah I spent my summer holidays doing the sum of fuck all but it would probably be a good idea to apply for the project, you'll learn useful skills for your later project

>>380964690
I work 4 hours a week but get paid $40 an hour its more than enough to survive while living at home

>>380961454
New season of Mad as Hell starts Wednesday. It's honestly the best "news satire" show in existance. Unlike John Oliver and Colbert etc... Mad as Hell is written to just shitfling, they know the ABC Audiance is self righteous and loves to have thier views confirmed so they'll make it a goal to take stuff in unexpected directions and get people to laugh at thier sacred cows.

>>380964029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4i7e3gZ1MY

>>380964479
Durries
Baits
Mint

do these words mean anything to you

>>380964467
I printed out solutions to past papers for an open book physics exam.
One of them was exactly the same, so I got 25% of the exam right for free.
>>380964684
Probably. It's a big course though.
Where do you live?

>>380964819
I listen to Hughesy and Kate in the afternoons and embarrassingly find them pretty entertaining. Hamish and Andy are complete garbage and those whinging cunts with Kate Richie suck fucking ass

>>380958270
bioshock 2 and borderlands 2 and borderlands presequel.

>>380963964
>See a sticker protesting Trump at a bus stop
>someone has written 'Liberals are faggots' over it in sharpie
I'm proud of you cunts

>>380964432
I did my Honours, what a fucking pain.

Research can suck my ass, pay is apparently shit too for research jobs

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>>380960374
>the cabbage baby episode

>>380964727
fuck yes cunt
top tier show

>>380964960
Nope
Nope
Some guy at TAFE last year said mint to me once

>>380963964
Don't understand this.
Try protesting our own shit government and something might happen.

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>>380963598
>Australia would have had the highest average internet speeds in the world if the NBN had gone ahead as planned (wouldn't have been the fastest there is, but the highest average of any country currently is something like 30mbps somewhere in Europe and we'd have gotten 50)
>Labour took too long before commencing the rollout, so the infrastructure upgrade bled over to the next election where Liberals got in
>Liberals got in because Murdoch is a monstrously evil puppetmaster that controls the tabloid media in this shitty country, and he didn't want fast internet speeds jeopardising subscriptions to his Foxtel cable/satellite TV racket, so he blared his astroturfing bullshit from every outlet and the bogans came out en masse in favor of voting for Tony Abutt
>Tony fucked the NBN plans HAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDD
>network construction cost ballooned to several times what doing the job properly would have cost, at a fraction of the robustness/reliability/speed/upgradability
>internet infrastructure has been set back 50 years, if not more
If any of you have seen Shin Sekai Yori, Rupert Murdoch deserves the same punishment Squaler got.
That or to be force-fed this piece of lovely Australian flora: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendrocnide_moroides

>>380957850
Jonah Lomu Rugby.

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>crtl + f
>no hand of fate

You fuckers don't know a good game when it hits you.

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>>380964819
Listen to Gold if you're in the Melbourne area. It plays 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s and early 00s music, it's great.

>>380964978
They're all fucking shit. I can't stand talk back radio, it's the laziest shit a radio presenter can do.
I don't give a fuck about what random bumfuck in the NT thinks about whatever random subject you're talking about today.

>>380964961
why do you want to know where I live?
northside suburbs~

>>380961962
Shaun on Mad as Hell is playing a character, not himself, specifically a character that is paranoid about being following the rules of the abc, being bi partisan to a ridiculous degree and going to extreme lengths to remind everyone that they arnt endorsing any products etc...

plus no matter your political opinion, no party on Australia deserves respect. They're all completly inept and an embarrassment to the country.

>>380961380
this and the Gruen Transfer. Gruen was the most redpilled show before it changed from advertising

>>380964734
Bajo has moved on to bigger things. Instead of reviewing video games with an overly fingered succubus, he's now an actor in children's TV shows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW5APURD9KE

>>380965124
Thank God someone back to talking about video games.

>>380965124
>Blackwake, Hollow Knight, L.A. Noire, Destroy All Humans, Team Fortress
>not good games

>>380965175
I was wondering if you were in a college or something
Might increase the chance I knew you
I'm living in Lena Karmel

>>380965134
Gold starts off okay but the library is incredibly limited, almost embarrassingly so.
I consider myself lucky that my data plan allows for unlimited Spotify streaming. It's made 7am drive ins to uni bearable.

>>380961581
Sweet. I straight up don't have an aerial connection for my TV, haven't needed one; can you just stream it online now days?

>>380964905
These smug fuckers who haven't looked even remotely into the issue drive me nuts. They don't care that violent crime rates remained the same or rose, as long as there aren't any mass shootings that's a-ok with them.
Fuck, living in this nanny state is going to kill me one of these days.

>>380965294
iView has a live ABC stream.

>>380963263
Here here mate, this place fucking sucks, only reason I haven't moved is because of North Adelaide's pub meal deals + Lord Melbourne pubs fucking glorious Schnitzel

>>380965192
I remember Gruen being fucking great, do they still make that show?

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>>380964978
>Hamish and Andy are complete garbage
See pic mate.
>>380965185
>plus no matter your political opinion, no party on Australia deserves respect. They're all completly inept and an embarrassment to the country.
Well sure, but the other comedy shows solely make fun of Liberal Party and One Nation, that's my point. They all deserve to be shat on for their fuckups, not just the right-wing.

And Mad as Hell is good because it shits on everyone.

>>380959237
>taking anything seriously
>2017

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>>380964765

>>380962054
it's like soviet russia, with roundabouts.

>>380965253
nope, just renting a house with my friend and some potheads

>>380963357
>>380963263
/Fagalaide/

>>380965358
>iView
I forgot this even existed. Thanks anon, I could kiss you.

>>380965307
>CRIME RATES
doesn't even matter. someone shoplifting isn't an excuse to shoot them in the face.
American police have killed approximately the same amount of people as all the terrorist acts around the world so far this year.

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>Meme PM was the last good one

>>380960942
same i got rekt on my biological psychology exam as well feels bad man

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>>380965105
>network construction cost ballooned to several times what doing the job properly would have cost, at a fraction of the robustness/reliability/speed/upgradability
>internet infrastructure has been set back 50 years, if not more
Don't remind me.

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>>380962054
>>380965423
The city where the population has to be paid to live in

>>380965360
It's gone through a few slight name changes (Gruen Transfer>Gruen Planet>Gruen) but there have been seasons the last 2 years around September. I see no reason why this year would be any different.

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>>380963449
could you imagine the shitposting

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>>380964315
old news now cunt, however i did manage to finger her recently at a convention stand under the table

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>>380965256
I can manage a limited library. Feels like listening to a GTA radio station. But you do have a point.

If you notice the same song twice you should collect your $10,000 kek
>>380965307
Be the political change you want to see. By being here, being a voter, and having the ability to contact MPs, your presence will help sway Australian Government policy slowly but surely

have you noticed that all australians ever do is talk about their own culture and nostalgia from old australian things?

>>380964432
Synchrotron is running on fumes. Doesn't get enough government funding and high level researchers are being taken off projects.

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>>380964690
I need to go back to uni before I kill myself being an underpaid and overworked "customer service officer" for the rest of my life.

I'd rather be an underpaid and overworked teacher, thank you very much.

At least then I'd be able to have autistic history rants once in a while.

>>380965256
The lack of exploration into Kate Bush and Duran Duran's deep cuts upsets me.

Gold 104, you could be so much more.

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>>380957850
Fuck you man, Pandemic was Australian.

It was an American and Australian video game developer with offices in Los Angeles, California and Brisbane, Australia. Notable titles include Full Spectrum Warrior, Star Wars: Battlefront, Dark Reign 2, Destroy All Humans!, Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction, Mercenaries 2: World in Flames, Star Wars: Battlefront II and The Saboteur.

>>380965438
Sounds good
I'm planning to move out next year
On-campus accomodation is pretty expensive