Today at legoland, my son brought his Nintendo Switch. Random

>>380814979
You're a dirty spic with an overweight child?

Yeah, your son is autistic

>>380815128
epic dude you got him good

>>380815128
>>380815289
>sonybros this mad

>gather some kids around you while playing your switch
>they want to play
>you hand them a controller each
>one has sweaty hands
>one just ate cheetos
>one presses the buttons too hard
>one steals your controller

I'd rather play alone.

>3 controllers

???

>>380814979
yeah you wait until one of those kids swipes the fucking thing or a controller or two

>>380815472
4

Ignore the shitposting OP, that's pretty cool.

>>380815472
Look again, retard.

>doesn't attract lolis
this shit is useless

>>380815364
The Sonybro would probably also be Mexican

Seems to be a better kid magnet than puppy dogs, dully noted.

>>380815648
>>>/tv/

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>>380815615
This honestly

Did he get all his controllers back?

>spend the money to bring your kid to legoland
>they waste the time playing the Switch

lol?

>>380814979

Your wife's son seems to be having fun. Good for him.

>>380815754
The power of vidya is to make real life boring

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>>380815128
Shouldn't you be sweeping the aisles at Walmart my man?

>>380815615
Only good post here.

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>>380815648

>>380816910
Go away you are so old you wouldn't catch a kitten.

>>380816149
This damn birds evil look

>You got a fucking problem with this mark?
>Shouldn't you be sleeping for work you fucking wagie, I think I'll sleep in Melissa's breasts tonight, don't wait up for her.

>>380815615
What are the best game for a little girl on the Switch? Asking for a friend.

>>380814979
If that actually is your kid, please stop force feeding him sugar

You're already set him on the path of life long disability

>>380817147
Mario Kart hands down. LGs love mario kart.

>>380814979

I'm pretty sure it's impossible to do this without getting a controller stolen.

>>380814979
damn your kid is thicc as fuck. I'd rape it.
Is it female or male?

>>380817147
Street Fighter

>>380817284
Posting your kids on 4chan not even once.

It's like OP never went through /b/ initiation at all.

Why does your kid literally looks like the dumb fat kid with the new toy that gets stolen?

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Man. You should know better than to post sappy shit here. I mean that in a good way. Post this stuff on Reddit. You'll get up voted so hard your cock will be fully erect for several days. This place is cancer and it will eat you alive. No one has anything nice to say. What were you thinking?

>>380817147
breath of the wild is basically an adventure game with a ken doll

>>380817502
/Thread

This is from Reddit, isn't it?

>>380814979
IS THAT SWITCH FLOATING IN MID FUCKING AIR?

>>380814979

For kids? definitely. Kids have been bringing their gameboys to school and playing together since the link cable was a thing. How do you think Pokemon became so fucking huge? Kids bringing their gameboys to school and having pokemon battle and trading sessions over recess and lunch. If it wasn't for the fact that I'm an oldfag I probably would have been doing the same but I was in high school when pokemon became a thing.. so it didn't appeal to me.

>>380815615
>>380815734
>>380816783
>buy Switch
>attract shotas
>capture the attractive shotas
>use attractive shotas to attract lolis
>capture lolis
You guys aren't thinking this through. It's a multistep plan.

>>380817734
yes, but don't tell the other posters

>>380814979
This post reeks of reddit.

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>>380815615
Sick fucks. Loli is cool and all but that shit is fake and just 2D artwork. Actual little kids is fucked up. Get help you degenerate

>>380817502
Seriously. I would never post my love for your cute young trap on reddit because of the downvotes I would get

edit:thabks 4 gold

>>380815615
Gas yourself degenerate

>>380817502
Sorry if we aren't here to pretend to care about your dummy kid in exchange for internet credits

>>380814979
I bet the one name craig was trying to come up with a plan to steal it
keep an eye on craig

>>380817873
Eat shit, retard.

>>380814979
>letting your kid bring his switch into legoland
That's just fucking pathetic. Even I could go an afternoon with having to touch a video game. The hell is wrong with parents

>>380817819

>Be in elementary school
>teacher is a single mother
>her younger autistic kid brought her gameboy color to school
>group's bully asks him to borrow it
>he steals it
>teacher goes apeshit and start screaming at everyone
>she knows who's responsible but she has no proof and the bully probably hid it somewhere else

>>380814979
How about you feed your kid a proper diet, and teach him healthy eating habits. Your setting him up for some difficult teen years allowing him to get fat like that. Get him fit, school is much better if you aren't fat.

>>380815615
this

>shit skins

ew

>>380818225

School is much better if you aren't a pushover, kids are mean you can be a blond tall handsome fit kid and the other kids will bother you if you allow it.

>>380814979

>bringing videogames to legoland

or you know kids could play with toys that might actually help develop cognitive skills

>>380818469
leave gramps, video games are more stimulating to the mind that toys

>>380816304
It's your turn today

>>380814979
>Legoland makes a sudden turn.
>Switch falls out the window.
What a fucking dumbass.

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>>380814979
That's fucking awesome.

>>380818443
>blond
What does hair color have to do with anything

The two aren't mutually exclusive. Parents should want their kids to be healthy. He could be fit and have a backbone.

I know it's a meme, but this post is seriously the most reddit thing I've seen here
Fuck off OP
Stop overfeeding your kid too

>>380818537

>using hand-eye coordination to combine 3D objects is less stimulating that videogames

>>380817841
Why the fuck would you post shit from reddit here?

>>380818909
Probably some weird /pol/shitter going on about the white master race.

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Sony ponies are so butt blasted after E3 I bet they're all sitting on ice while shitposting in this thread.

>>380815128
fpbp
>>380815324
>>380815364
>>380816304
>defending a fucking reddit post
epic

>copy and pasting posts from reddit
kys OP, and before anyone asks how I know I just put the op text into google

>>380819035
When you have micropenis disease, you always need a distraction. He just wants us to help him forget for a few minutes

>>380818196
If you brought a gameboy to class here they would just take it from you and you would never see it again.

Same with pokemon cards. Some kid took a Charizard to school and a bully tried to steal it from him. The teacher took both the bully and the beta cucks cards and neither got their shit back,

>>380814979
I brought mine to a bar a few weeks ago. I had it stashed in my backpack and was hesitant as fuck to set it up. Didn't want to be a regular Karen. A few drinks in though, I was like, "anyone want to play Mario Kart?", and fucking everyone did.

The commercials are silly as can be, but there are some select times in which it can work out I think. You just have to pick your spots.

>>380819287
Forgot to add, brought it to an anime convention last weekend.

This was a no brainer. Took us no time at all to pair up with some other people w/ Switches for some 6 player Mario Kart.

>>380819128
Suck shit, your tablet will get btfo by the newest phone in a few months. Lol Switch will fail because it's getting dumbed down Fifa and normies don't want that shit. Also, the roachstation is a joke now that Xbox x is here.

>>380819287
>backpack
You wear a backpack to the bar? That's next level autism.

>>380819287
After everyones done playing with your childrens toy and they sober up they realize how much of a beta cuck you are still playing with colorful plastic toys as an adult. I can't even begin to imagine how you ruined your social image.

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>>380814979
Is legoland some sort of 3rd world country? I'm just asking because of all of the shitskins in this picture.

>>380814979
the screen is small

>>380819532
It's pretty common when you live in a big city with public transportation.

I can imagine how it might seem strange if you live in the middle of nowhere, podunk USA and you need to drive 25 minutes just to get anywhere remotely fun.

>>380819612
no anon, America is

>>380819532
There is literally nothing wrong with carrying a bunch of shit around

>>380819612

nigger they're not even dark. did uploading a has-been actor make your night better? feels great to condemn any little thing, right?

>>380819287
Who the fuck wears a backpack into a bar you fucking sperg lol

>>380817502
pretty much, these people here a bitter fucks who can't have fun

>>380819203
I wouldn't know what's a Reddit post since I don't go on Reddit. Thanks for outing yourself.

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>>380819612
It's in California. No, not the good part. San diago.

>>380814979
>kid spends all day playing video games
>take them to legoland so they can do something more hands on
>some random kid brought a Switch and ruins the whole plan

>>380814979
>my son
looks more like your wife's son

>>380819842
San Diego is the most beautiful city on the planet dude

>>380819287
Sounds fake, no actual bar is going to let someone in with a fucking back pack.

>>380819612
That's what 21st century america looks like.

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>>380819717
Holy shit. Mad as fuck.
I'm erect

>>380819686
>>380819716

You don't carry a backpack to a fucking bar. Unless you go right after school and you really had no time to go to your house . Why would a grown man carry anything besides his wallet, cellphone and keys?

>>380819854
>kid breaks the ice by bringing cool new portable game system
how is socializing bad again?

>>380819686
If you want to carry around your make up, that's cool but you better get on hrt before going to the bar. You'll get killed anon. Your purse ain't going to help shit lol

>>380819953

>socializing
>staring at a screen

wow that's pretty cute.
Can you play four player though?
How long would the battery last?

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>>380814979
>go to theme park
>let kids sit around and play video games

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>>380819901
If you're a mexican beaner who likes microwave basin.

Flagstaff or Seattle are prettier.

>>380819836
I'm not a fucking newfag and can spot obvious bait threads like these a mile away. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY posts about their fucking children on 4chan and especially not in a way like this.

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>>380819716
>>380819686
>wallet
>phone
>keys
The only people who wear backpacks to bars are college students at bars by campus and autistic people who need their "calming" devices to be able to tolerate social interaction.

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>>380817080

>>380819927
DINGLEBALL.COM?!

>>380819903
just like no one comes in with a briefcase or a purse or a laptop bag or a satchel?

I'm not going to a club or anything with bouncers. Just like a local hipster dive.

>>380816304
Only because your mother shit in one of them

>>380820085
this
the kid in me always wanted to go to legoland and watching these little shits wasting their time like this makes me genuinely angry

>>380820134
>Flagstaff or Seattle
Very nice cities to be sure. But one is snowy and the other is rainy. I like sunshine.

>>380814979
More like your wife's son amirite

>>380814979
>children in public places crowding around loud flashy toys and playing together
Yes, this is something Nintendo invented in the year 2017. All praise Reggie. This has literally never happened before the release of the Nintendo Switch.

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>>380820162

>can spot obvious bait threads

but cant spot obvious bait replies

>>380820183
Jokes on you I don't even own a phone

>>380820218
If its a restaurant as well, sure I can see that happening.

>>380819929
Because they have anxiety and don't want to have their fun ruined by having to check their pockets every 30 seconds?

>>380815364
>b-but sony!
like clockwork

>>380820218
You literally said briefcase, purse, purse, or purse. And you sure as shit aren't carrying around a brief case lol

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>>380817502
OP is a fucking retard and anyone like him who post personal shit or pics of their senpai deserve the shit talk they get.

>>380820162
So very new

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>>380814979

>>380814979
upboated :)

can't wait to see pics of your nintendo switch wedding cake soon so i can upboat that as well

>>380819287
This is cringe

>>380820323
name 1 (One) time a single device has allowed multiple people to play a multiplayer game on par with home consoles

>>380820256
You have to be 18 to post on this site.

>>380819287
>regular Karen
What is that? non murrican here.

>>380819287
the only thing I carry to a bar is some cash for drink and my concealed Sig

>>380815437
>one steals your controller
THIS! They all look Mexican too

>>380820618
Gameboy, Gameboy Color, Gameboy Advance, PSP, Nintendo DS, etc etc

>>380820619
Well, anon just posted that. Guess you're wrong.

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>>380820670
chick who brings her switch to a party in the first commercial

>>380815437
loser

>>380815615
Kill yourself degenerate

>>380817502
>Post this stuff on Reddit
I'm more than positive that he got it from the front page of reddit. we have threads like this every day and there are always redditors who point it out. you can tell from the text alone. it reads like the header of a message board thread.

>>380820414
>>380820373
How snowflake do you have to be even think you need to check your pocket every thirty seconds lol your phone has a silent option. Also, if you have a backpack but not a phone you are failing at life. It costs $20 for a cheap phone at $15 a month for service.

>>380820584
C R I N G E

>>380820734
>1 device
>multiplayer
I would've gone with a laptop, but no one likes play multiplayer games on a laptop spontaneously.

a switch allowed spontaneous multiplayer on the fly.

>>380815615
>lolis
>real life

Anon, pls.

>>380820878
It literally does not matter you autistic manbaby. Kids in public places, especially fucking parks designed for kids, have gathered around each other to share toys since the beginning of time.

>>380820983
>b-but these are only drawings of children having sex I'm not a pedo I swear!

>>380820819
I need to check my pockets cause like I said I have anxiety and one way it manifests itself is paranoia that things in my pocket are going to fall out or be stolen if I don't check them.
It's not my fault I'm not fit for normal life.

>taking a kid to an expensive theme park
>they bring their shitty console and play it instead of enjoying every minute of that 150 dollar ticket
>waste other kids' time too
Fucking hate modern kids

>>380821031
and nintendo is innovating that
why are you getting hostile over that?

>>380820618
Name 1 (one) time a console came out where it was less powerful than a iPhone and played downgraded Fifa games lol

>>380817435
He obviously went and got a reddit post to use here.

>>380814979
How hard is it to play 4 player split screen on that thing?

>>380819272
That is illegal in most 1st world countries. My sister had her phone confiscated by a teacher and he refused to give it back after class, he spent the next 3 months on unpaid vacation and his wife and children left him.

>>380820183
In his defense, I frequently see dudes wearing cinch-string backpacks are bars on 6th Street here in Austin. Never really thought twice about it.

Speaking for myself, I once brought an iPad mini into a bar when meeting my friends to watch football. The ipad was so that I could keep an eye on a Smash Melee tournament going on at the same time.

Maybe some people thought I was spergy, but w/e. I'm 28 and in a long term relationship. Sex is available basically whenever I want it. My days of needing to impress the bar crowd are over.

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>>380821204
name 1 (one) good phone game that's not emulation

>>380814979
Stupid kids. They all should be playing Horizon or TLOU.

>>380821089
Never said loli wasn't pedo. It's just that calling real little girls "loli" is autistic as fuck.

>>380821296
I play EA tetris on my break

>>380814979
>posting photos of stranger's children on 4chan

wew lad

>>380821339
I can't tell if this is falseflagging or false-falseflagging
Shitposting is reaching a point of meta beyond my desire to follow it

>>380821114
That's not anxiety, you just have low self esteem. Next time tell yourself you know your pockets are safe. Then don't check them, you know your shit is there every time you've checked. It will be next time you don't check.

Also, I hope you get better anon

>>380821391
What the fuck do you think is going to happen? The hacker known as 4chan is going to hunt down these random kids for some nebulous reason?

>>380820770
KAREN-CHAN! KAWAII!

>>380821495
pedophiles on 4chan can trace the camera's meta date using the image file alone and track down that chubby mexican kid so they can rape and traffic them

>>380821458
I can just imagine you getting your wallet and keys swiped and thinking "Nah, my keys are here, I have high self esteem!" without actually checking

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>>380821495
sending packets now, kid :^)

>>380815507
this.
I can't even begin to tell you how many times I hear stories of kids being shit and straight up bullying or mugging other kids and taking their shit. Like 12-13 year olds. It's fucking awful. My kid got beat up once and I went with him to the other kid's house and got into a shouting match with his single mom until he gave the shit back. Then I reported that little fuck to the school and he got expelled. Worthless pieces of trash, him and his mom both.

Don't let your kid take expensive hardware out, cause it will get lost or damaged. There's a good reason arcades and internet cafes can't cut it in the US, people in the US have no sense of common courtesy and will freely destroy/ruin hardware without a single care for the next person or the owner of the establishment.

>>380821296
Name 1 (one) good Switch game that's not a gimmick or boring adventure game with low weapon endurance

>>380820770
Karen is damn cute.

>>380821296

Mystical world of whiz

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>>380821609
>touching the scanners

>>380821629
sorry, I don't even own a switch so I wouldn't know.
I will get one when mario odyssey comes out though.

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>>380814979
I bet they weren't even aware of the abysmal sales figures and flatlined Nintendo stock prices - mother fucking plebs.

>>380821592
4chan strips exif data from images posted, it's why images taken on iPhones get flipped sideways

>>380821592
4chan has removed EXIF data from most boards for years now.

>>380821593
Been thinking that for years and it has yet to happen. I would hate to live in your world where you see everyone as niggers.

Still get over self or stay at Tumblr you fucking child

>>380819612
56% baby

>>380821609
Rocco!

>>380821743
>just kill yourself
Is she /ourgirl/?

>>380815128
fpbp

>spends money to go to theme park
>just plays video games

>>380821741
I won't lie, I am going to buy it for BOTW and I'm excited for everything coming out except for arms.

Bringing mine to a pool party tomorrow. Gonna try to get my buddy and his crush into a game of Snipperclips together. That game is like fuck magic.

>>380821754
>>380821798
I was joking, but no hard feelings (I'm serious, I'm not being rude here).

>>380815615
>3Dpigdisgusting

>>380814979
Remember that these kids are posting here defending arms

>>380821610
Oh, got this made me diamonds. I can just see that single mom crying about her week not going well after her kid got expelled. As if anything she's done in the past ten years has been going well lol was she white trash or black? I must know.

>>380822112
dog bless you, anon. I'm currently in a match trying to fuck my friends sister, but I'm in a match with my other friend.

>>380822000
>I'm excited for everything coming out except for arms.

Nice trips.

I wan't excited for ARMS either, but I ended up buying it today anyway. $48 on Amazon and I figure I'll probably play it 10 or 15 hours in the first few weeks, plus 5 hours or so each time new DLC comes out. That's more than worth it for me. Plus my niece and nephew will probably love it.

>>380819901
what is downtown chicago

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>Spend $140 taking your kids to a themepark
>After getting there they just play on their mobile devices

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>>380822382
Chicago is a cool city, but come on man

>today i saw my son and friends playing games
>i immediately thought this would be great upvote bait and took a picture

well done reddit

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>>380822473
since we have the southside, people in chicago know a world without racism isnt feasable and the cops are top tier at putting degenerates in their place.

>>380822873
I was at a holiday inn in chicago when some lady got shot
they were black

>>380814979
Lol honestly, if you're in a shitty area, and your kid goes to public school, that shit is gonna get snatched.

>>380821114

You think a backpack is safer than something that is always touching your body? Even if you wear baggy sweatpants you can feel the weight of your stuff, also, you don't have spatial awareness? You can't tell when someone is too close to you?

>go to legoland
>play a fucking video game console
dumb fuck kid

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>>380814979

>All this reddit spacing
Lads stop

>>380814979
I bet the switch is really fun when stuff like that works out

>>380819927
Is that workstation an sgi indigo 2?