Specifically what is it about Splatoon that's managed to

its american thing you people are all fucked in the head because you are cultureless pieces of shit trying to fill the void

>>380728365
Or Sonic, or Mlp, or Nintendo. Who knows.

Say what you want, Fire Emblem has the worst fanbase out of any Nintendo IP by a mile.

>>380728365
>One person
Please don't ruin innocent squids with this weirdo

>>380728365
Take that back or I'll come to your house and suck your dick

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>>380728424

>>380728365
>his smile and optimism: gone.

A bunch of weirdos really want to fuck squids for some reason.

do you think that tail is a tailplug or a normal tail?

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>>380728587
>normal tail
>"""""normal""""""

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAaaa

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>>380728580
Well they are kind of hot.

>>380728365
What kind of a person do you think would be attracted to a squid OP?

>>380728739
i mean, in the contest of the object anon. No normal human being would go on public spaces with a tail, i already know that. Just wondering if is normally attached or is up that abomination ass.

>>380728365
that's what I imagine half of this boards users to be like.

>>380728365
Don't you ask this about every fanbase of every game and every movie and every anime and every book?

Maybe it's time for you to wise up and realize the human race fucking sucks balls. The fanbase of every fandom is "awful" because the human race is awful.

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>>380728882
>he doesn't want to dick the squids.

>>380728756
>draw thicc anime girl
>call it a squid

why is this allowed? In-game inklings look like aliens with fucked up proportions.

>>380728365
All Nintendo franchises have awful fanbases.

I think it's because they overlap with Sonic's.

>>380728907
Would explain his sad face

>>380728365
>nintendo
gee I wonder

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>>380729076
Gotta appeal to normies somehow.

there are literally NO good video game fanbases
if you disagree its because you're probably an autistic shitter

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>>380729204
I have yet to hear a simple complaint about the King's Quest fanbase.

>>380728571
>Fins
Scum

>>380728424
/thread

>>380728424
>t. Culturally enriched cuckold

>>380728365
>one freak likes something
>all people who lile the same thing are the same
I guess the "breathing oxygen", "eating food", and "wearing clothes" fanbases are also all horrible psychopaths.

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>>380729459
C'mon I'm a Splatoon fan and freely admit it has a much more autistic fanbase than most.

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>>380728424
There are plenty of neets, perverts, waifu worshippers, weebs, faggots, otakus, aspies, autists the world over Anon.

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>>380729578
I personally like to think it just has a more aggressive waifu shitposting army than most fanbases.

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>>380729459
>that walking pussy and peeing penis at the end
what the fuck is that?

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I beg to differ

>>380728424
Hear hear

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Be sure to thumb him down.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3JMzLbq7fgFLampM2dNLMA

He's the guy from this, he used to be pretty entertaining too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCxNE6jzYcE

>>380728365
>europoor doesn't understand america as a superior multicultural society

Sad!

>>380728424

Atleast our women and children aren't being gang raped by Arabs in epidemic proportions due to having such an enriched multicultural cuckold society. Enjoy converting to Islam or getting your head chopped off in your new Eurabia wonderland Eurocuck.

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>>380730083
Ah. It was a lolcow thread then under the disguise of fanbase shitting then.

>>380729559
I have several questions

>>380730194
>americuck education

While what you said isn't true, what is true is that your country is overwhelmed with Mexicans and whatever else.

Estas listo para el nuevo los estados unidos con presidente Juan Andrés por 2020?

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>>380730649
>>>/m/>>>/e/>>>/x/>>>/i/>>>/co/

>>380730083
>Phone phreaking in 2017

I had no idea this still existed.

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>>380730083
>>380728571
>>380728365

>>380729250
>nostalgic old game
you didn't even try

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>>380730840
>Not knowing the remake
>Not knowing the fan games

I'm actually quite thankful the KQ fandom is relatively small, it's elder god tier comfy af.

>>380730649

>what you said isn't true

Yeah okay, keep telling yourself that while Islam swallows your society whole.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULJtLrCVCRA

>>380728424
it's not an american thing it's a white thing. You never see Latinos or Tyrone doing this type of shit unless they are white washed. Whites lack culture and stick to the worst shit

>>380731094
Lol

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>>380731094
>He's never met a black weeb.

You are really missing out.

Also this thread is starting to become a /pol/ shitshow.

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>>380730960
Squids don't have mammaries.

>>380728365
/ink/ had a laugh at this guy. He's so floppin' unfresh it's ridiculous.

>>380730649
>>380731078

Furthermore, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hueHtOM5dTY

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>>380731325
that is what is so great about them

>>380729330
>swedes

>>380729330
>Fins
American education everyone

>>380731492
They are also cold, slimy and squishy, it's unknown what they have down there under the spats and they have razor-sharp beaks. 2/10 won't fug.

>>380728365
JUUUUST

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>>380731692
Jokes on you fag, more for me.

>>380731768
Forgot, they're also ~2 feet tall.

>>380728365
$50 say he was raised by a single mom.

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>>380732247
Oh no, you've completely ruined the concept of wanting to fuck squid now.

Yours is truly the superior opinion and I tip my fedora to your elite class wit my good man.

>>380728365
Being a Nintendo game.

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>>380732367
>human with a mask and elf ears
That's not how you draw squid.

>>380728571
what game is that he's reaching for?

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>>380732698
At least I'm not a woomy pedo.

>>380732705
Underage Panty Quest XVII: Hurt Feelings Edition.

>>380732950
That's very tame and pretty interesting as a concept, especially for a sonic fan.

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>>380728571
The fact that iv'e been in that very same store triggers me.

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>>380733169
Are you going to pay for my chemotherapy?

>>380728365
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this are the type of faggots that make my gf laugh hysterically while pointing at them.

>>380728756
>>380729183
So what the hell even happened to Akairiot? Last thing I heard about him is that he deleted all of his blogs because he couldn't handle all the pressure the tumblrinas/SJWs were giving him for drawing Nintendo smut.

>>380733104

Yeah, I was going to say. There's actually thought and originality in it.

Granted we don't see the rest of that character's art, he could be a transgendered diaperfur for all we know.

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>>380733441
Hell if I know,
I get most of my Callie and Marie pictures from here or trash.

>>380730802
>dude next to him with a splatoon hat

I see you faggot, I know this photo is staged, and pretty sure thats melonpan

>>380733601
>pretty sure thats melonpan
Great deduction skills, Sherlock.

>>380729648
Yes but certainly not as many compared to America, you spread the disease just like your stupid SJW shit coming over here.

>>380733441
>Tumblr ruins shit again
That site is a cancer

>>380731094
>implying you've never seen a latino with Dragon Ball Z attire

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>>380733702
You really ought to go to Germany or Japan sometime mate.

In Germany there are about 2.2 million furries, and in Japan, well...it's Japan.

>>380728587
>normal tail

>>380731094
>it's not an american thing it's a white thing. You never see Latinos or Tyrone doing this type of shit unless they are white washed
Latinos in America rarely do, but if you actually go to Mexico the weebs there have no shame whatsoever.

>>380728424
Splatoon is just as big if not bigger in Japan. Which is odd since Japs typically hate shooters. But they are a nation of pedos, that is why they love splatoon.

Autists are attracted to simple designs and bright colors. It helps that they are lightly humanized.

MLP
Sonic
Splatoon
Mario
Etc

Simple designs. Lightly humanized. Bright colors.

>>380733868
>reading comprehension

>>380733441
Nah, something about tumblr deleting his account due to some, possibly fake, nintendo representative filing complaints about his art. He needed to hand over his full name and address in order to appeal the ban but didn't want to give either of those out to tumblr and the person who filed the initial complaint

Something like that anyway, the full story was on his patreon page a while back but should still be there. He mainly sticks to twitter and deviantart now though and scrapped his facebook

>>380734236
don't forget undertale

>>380733868
>In Germany there are about 2.2 million furries
I've noticed that over the years. Not to get off track, but what is it about Germans that makes furries so common there? That's very strange.

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>>380734256
Nigga I'm blind

>>380729559
>euro culture
dumb ausfailian cunt trying to pin this on yuros http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3117638/

>>380732247
>2 feet tall
>nintendo represents them as big as princess peach in mario kart 8

Just speculation, they as tall as human beings

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>>380734397
I actually don't know the answer to that.

Possibly generations of self regret mixed in with central european faggotry with a supreme lack of things to do in the spare time since you can't talk bad about brown colored people online there. That and a mixture of Germanic lore of the Baum probably doesn't help it.

>>380734539
Strayans are just exiled euros, dude.

>>380734645
Mario and Peach aren't actually human, Odyssey proves this

>>380733868
Weird, the only number I found was about 5000-8000.

>>380728365
works on my machine

>>380728571
>Reaching for Dead Space
mah nigga

>>380734645
Naaaaah. Their own game is surprisingly consistent with their height, between NES Zapper, sunken scroll, unchanged sparrows and seagulls and gravity all pointing at 50 to 70 cm height. MK, like Smash, changes heights around a lot.

>>380729559
>the human body is gross
Oh, amerikkka.

>>380728506
Amen.
The waifufags in particular are bloody rabid nutters.

>>380734652
that could make an interesting research paper if I cared more about the answer.

>>380734397
>he thinks furries are rare

I would assume furries are a lot more common than people here think they are.

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>>380735040
The better question is the sudden love for brown people since native Germans have always hated Turks.

>>380730194
>le epic islam invasion meme xD

>>380735183
>Reality is a meme

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>>380729559
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH

>>380735183
>le epin war in syria meme XD
>le ebing uk election meme XD

>>380728571
Johan Andersson, EU4 project lead

>>380735129
Germany has a current population of 78 million (minus 3 million refugees)

That means that 2.82% of the entire population of a country is a furry. To put that into better perspective, that means that in a group of 10 people, 2 of them are probably furries.

Furries are common in Burgerland, but nowhere near as densely populated in Germany. In America, it's more like 1 in 45-50. Germany its 1-5.

Post more pathetic losers

>>380735283
Oh fuck off, if you haven't seen things 10 times worse than this, you must have been here for two weeks.

>>380735129
Probably incredibly common if the only bar of entry for furrydom is attraction the furry porn.

If you browse a torrent site without an ad-blocker you'll see people are into seeing Simpsons incest if not straight up bestiality. Humans are disgusting.

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>>380735484
forgot my image.

>>380735368
But those sunk 12k years ago. Discuss Splatoon.

>>380735484
>2.2% is the same thing as 2/10
What

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>>380735489

>>380735158
Blown or turk don't belong in German anyway.
Heil Hitler preserve the white race 14/88

>>380735484
>2.8% is a furry
>that means that in a group of 10 people 2 are furries
huh

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>>380728365
Nintendo fans, in general, are really cringe worthy and very very obsessed with internet shit and Nintendos reputation, stocks, sales, etc

>>380728365
>nintendo game
>aimed at little kids
>characters are colorful loli squids
>online pvp
it's a perfect autism magnet

>>380734028
I think Japanese kids love it more than anyone, not to discount the significant pedo sales they also made.

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>>380735606
Its rounded down mate. Isn't 2/10 20% of 10?

>>380735629
So many tube socks.

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>>380735641
Seriously, isn't 2/10 20% of 10?

>>380735629
Is this the 4chan meetup at comicon?

>>380735779
If furries are 2.82% of Germany's population, it means the furry ratio is about 3:100, not 2:10.

>>380731094
people think we lack culture because we forced it upon you generations ago. and we did it so well, your granfather's children, namely you, see it all as "normal".

>Know a "girl" that actually believe xher is actually Amy Rose.
>She is big into Splatoon and keeps posting videos of xhim playing it on youtube.
>Major tranny voice.
>Gets 257 Kangaroo bucks on patreon.

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>>380735641
Seriously,I'm pretty sure my math is right here. isn't 2/10 20% of 10?

>>380735629
Why do they all have hunch backs? And that dudes ponytail. Holy shit.

>>380735886
>>380735939
yes it is
now read your post again

>>380735484
No, that means 0.2 / 10 are furries

>>380735484
>2/10
>being equal
>to 0.2/10

Christ almighty I thought americans were meant to be the fucking morons.

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>>380735925
Oh. I've been drinking too much it would seem then.

>>380735629
>/v/

>>380735939
Are you only pretending to be retarded or do you actually huff squid ink

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>>380736046
>Assuming I'm from Burgerland

Nah mate, I'm an Aussie you cunt.

>>380735629
>that hulk tranny

Every time

>>380735629
I've seen this getting posted a lot over the past few days, did I miss something?

>>380734028
It's way bigger in Japan, have you seen the amount of merch and promotions that exists over there?

>>380728424
As a EU residence with familly in In New York i can confirm.
You guys are all special snowflake fuckers

>>380736231
How is he powering it?

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>>380736109
>Not the superior version

>>380736274
if i was drinking water i would have spit it all over my screen.

>>380736358
theoretical electrical field orbit due to this density.

>>380734372
Undertale attracted artists because of memes, not colours. The colour palette of Undertale mostly consists of darker shades, but occasionally there's bright colours here and there.

>>380735939
No.
2/10. When represented as that it is one fifth.
20% of 10 is 2. Again, 20% is one fifth.
Problem is that the post you replied to is missing a zero, a very important zero, a zero which without it's presence renders the result as a decimal and not a percentage and should read:
>2.8% is a furry
>that means that in a group of 100 people 2 are furries

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>>380729559
holy shit thats hilarious

>>380728365

this guy is managing to go to university fine, and I failed all my grades and have to retake them ALL in august. bronies>me

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Heres one from my personal collection. Youll notice the enlightened gentlemen in the hat

>>380728365
It sold a lot so it has a lot of fans unlike things like Bloodborne/Assorted weebshit

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>>380736581
If that's not a wake-up call, I don't know what would be.

>>380728756
I'm a big Splatoon fan but I'll never understand why people find the squid sisters (or the regular squid player characters) hot in any way.

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>>380736629
indeed

>>380736618
Why is it always hawaiian shirts?

>>380728424
basically this desu

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>>380736710
I think its less about the squid thing and more about the "Sister/Cousin play along with "Dry wit Sub who would Dom you with Chipper Dom who would Sub you along with fap tier clothing."

This is why we see most fan art of the Squid Sisters being less like humanoid squids, and more like big tiddy elf creatures with a sea motif.

>>380728365
I think fanbases in general are awful.

The squid children make pedos' pee-pees hard.

>>380736665
This reminds me of that camp for pokemon furries from back in the day. Their yearly camp photo side-by-side with the drawn version showing them all as their pokefursonas was a special kind of cringe.

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>>380736805
>I'm a professional in this field

>>380734656
>Strayans are just exiled euros, dude.

So are Americans.

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>>380737025
this too.

>>380728756
They should be fucking dissolving right now.

>>380736665

yea, tell me about it. goes to show that what I think is retarded and mongoloid doesn't affect intelligence and hard work. gonna put in some work over the summer for sure. any inspirational words?

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>>380728571
European patrician

>>380728365
American degenerate

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>>380736805
>I'm a profesional

>>380730194
>Atleast our women and children aren't being gang raped by Arabs

Yeah, they're willingly fucking black people instead. Not that I can blame them if you're the other option.

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>>380737117
I'll leave you with an inspirational photo.

>>380737112
It's blue ink

>>380737232
me in the middle.

It's a terrible game with near-zero skill requirement. The fact is people who own it only played it because they had nothing else to play, then praised it because of sunk cost fallacy.
Not to mention there's a dozen games which are exactly the same, also made for children, also incredibly casual, with better gameplay and more content but they get ignored because they're not nintendo.

>>380735928
And so do yours. Which is why YOUR children identify as attack helicopters and cut their dicks off. So who won?

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>>380737232
What is the context here? Do I want to know what's going on?

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>>380737337
I've actually never played the game before, I just want to fuck the squid sisters.

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Stupid watermark

>>380737337
>Not to mention there's a dozen games which are exactly the same
I don't suppose you could name them?

>>380737480
I'm like 90% certain I know where that is, it looks like it's in Washington near where I used to live.

>>380737480
Its in nyc in front of the nintendo store

>>380737445
Sam hyde oppresses cute gingers with his throbbing manhood

>>380737701
Meant for
>>380737667

>>380728365
Seem that these days, anything will get QUICKLY deteriorated by the current population of people, vs., say, 10 years ago.

>>380737572
Plants vs zombies garden warfare for example.
>third person shooter
>ability and class based
>forced-team
>can dive underground and all that shit
>cartoony bullshit designed for children
>minimal if any skill requirement

>>380737739
>>380737701
Oh, nevermind then.

>>380735629

>balding ponytail with a hand on his hip faggot-style
>white dude with dreads wearing a skirt
>every single person in the line is fat
>ALL
>OF
>THEM
>ARE
>FAT

>>380737984
>White dude

>>380737795
Are you trying to compare Nintendo with fucking Ubisoft?

>>380730960
The Picross fanbase is pretty good because it's just me

>>380737984
is that surprising to you

>>380731094
>You never see Latinos or Tyrone doing this type of shit
What, are you fucking retarded anon?
>unless they are white washed.
Now you've confirmed you retarded. Black weebs exist almost fucking everywhere and there are a shit ton of them in the fighting game community. There is also a shit ton of gay black furries that infest the skullgirls scene of all places and should probably be fucking gassed.

>>380737984
By American standards those people are slightly chunky at best

>>380738078
are you the picross guy on emugen

>>380737480

I've noticed that every convention and "nerd gathering" (e.g. queues for game releases, etc.) I've either been to or seen, there's always the one person in a wheelchair. Never more, never none, just one.

>>380738078
wtf I hate Picross now?

>>380738156
Black weebs are not Tyrone, though.

>>380738074
Worse, it's an EA game, and to add insult to injury it's substantially better than splatoon. If splatoon wasn't an exclusive it wouldn't have sold 20 copies.

>>380728365
Nintendo games attract assburgers.

>>380738327
I actually know a black weeb named Tyrone thank you very much.

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>>380736201
It's from 4 years ago. Probably the same poster.

>>380729559
That's in Australia.

>>380738407

>that hunchback

I have to know how these people manage to look themselves in the mirror every morning and go "my life is worth continuing another day."

>>380738476
Sod off ya cunt, that's Sweden.

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>>380732950
Make way for the true Sonic Squid

>>380737401
white won. had we left you to your respective genetic destinies, you have no idea the things you wouldn't have.

>>380737337
>near-zero skill requirement

why is that?

>>380738529
Melbourne, Sweden?

lol

>>380734397
Lack of fear of God

>>380738498
Just ask yourself.

>>380738498
You would kill yourself if you had a bad back/posture?

>>380738615
It's a shooter where kills mean nothing and points are accumulated by missing your target. It really is a pile of shit no matter which way you look at it.
Ontop of which it's a forced-team shooter, so out of the gates individual skill means nothing and rng+team composition will win the game 99% of the time.

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>>380729076
To each their own.

>>380737232
The thumbnail looked like that one guy from too many cooks and Sam Hyde.

>>380738615
He thinks low skill floor is bad and disregards Splatoon's crazy skill ceiling because he never got off the floor.

>>380728365
Retards have some sort of attraction towards Nintendo's trash. Also America.

>>380738908
It's more of a strategy game than a traditional shooter. Defeating your opponent lets you conqueror the land around them. Having your own land means you can move more freely in it most of the time, helping you win more battles. Simple as that.

>>380737984
>Calling a nigger in a dress a """""white dude"""""
Are Arabs asian as well?

>>380729559
>that grand finale
Holy shit that must have been amazing to watch LMAO Sad that Mr. Pig was being eaten alive right in front of everyone though

The lack of basic self-awareness that all neckbeards seem to have will never fail to baffle me.

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>tfw no splatoon player gf

>>380728506
Nah it's zelda. Those guys are the worst.

>>380738327
Tell that to the majority of the retards who still think DBZ/DBS is good. I'm sure they'll get a laugh.

>>380739307
>uses e-litre
>gf material
not today buddy

>>380739307
She looks 14 tho

>>380738407
golem get ye gone

>>380739398
So you just don't know what the word "weeb" means. Got it.

>>380739262
Zone-control is the most casual of basic shooter game modes, don't praise that crap as if it's some form of high-strategy when it barely passes for remedial tactics.
If you want strategy game shooters, you're want quake or UT, not this trash.

>>380739442
but she's 17
that kind of girls is the best

>>380738908
>kills mean nothing
But they do matter. you can't just run around with your roller just inking the ground and expect to win.

>points are accumulated by missing your target
More like points are accumulated by establishing map control for your team.

>forced-team = individual skill means nothing
Why? Please enlighten me.

>>380738908
As for RNG, you just have to make it work. Most weapons are fairly balanced, and those that aren't are worse and not better than everything else. Team comp dictates your playstyle- for example, got 4 blasters? You won't win trying to do shark/control strats in this comp, you should go full frontal assault on rollout and try to get a wipe while ink on both sides is still scarce.

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>>380739442

>>380739529
She's pretty cute but I could never match her level of joy.

>>380739608
Alice has had a hard life.

>>380739307
would explore her with my tentacle

>>380728365
The same thing that brings you Sonichu. Just wait till Inkachu becomes a thing.

>>380739307
she underage?

>>380739570
>you can't just run around with your roller just inking the ground and expect to win.
Ofcourse not, they nerfed it into the ground, but if you're telling me that wasn't the strategy of choice for the first 2 months you're a fucking liar.
>Why? Please enlighten me.
Because you never have to prove you're good, you can always just accept mediocrity, blame the team when everything goes wrong, and take credit for when everything goes right, regardless of what you did or how much influence you had on the game which is effectively just a giant storm that a team comes out of alive eventually.
>>380739571
>Team comp dictates your playstyle- for example, got 4 blasters? You won't win trying to do shark/control strats in this comp, you should go full frontal assault on rollout and try to get a wipe while ink on both sides is still scarce.
I know, that's why I said:
>out of the gates individual skill means nothing and rng+team composition will win the game 99% of the time.

>>380734796
>shibuya style
it's Harajuku style. Shibuya is for rich classy people buying most expensive shit ever

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>>380729559
good god

Why didn't you save Callie /v/?

>>380739442
you say that like it's a bad thing

>>380734397
>he doesn't know about German autism

Every single person in Germany is autistic. It's a scientific fact, they had to have doctors stop diagnosing people with autism so that people wouldn't make fun of them

>>380739509
There's a difference. Quake and other traditional shooty games have control you have to actively enforce. Splatoon's control needs much less enforcing and is a lot more beneficial than in other games, and allows for playstyles other than "shoot everything that moves".

>>380730194
>Atleast our women and children aren't being gang raped by Arabs

because your women fuck them willingly

>>380734236
Explain JRPG fans then

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There's literally nothing wrong with giving people the freedom to dress how they like

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>>380739307
TIM'D

>>380728365
I've never heard Splatoon's fanbase being awful

>>380729330
that's a swede

but in europes defense, Sweden is pretty much the 51st state when it comes to culture. Like the cultural elite wants us all to read swedish books, but the youth of sweden just masturbates to anime and consumes american media all day.

>>380739608
this is fucked up desu

>>380740274
Quake doesn't have active zone enforcement, only trash games for casual scrublords like tf2 and overwatch have that shit.
The only reason to zone in quake is to control spawns for resources, so you can still completely win without it, and you can't just zerg the point or flood the map for control like you can in splatoon and other shitty zone-focused games.

>>380740458
It's a perfect confluence of autists, children and pedophiles.

It's probably worse than Sonic or MLP.

I'll never get how people let themselves get so damn fat. Do they have no self-respect? No self-love?

>>380738286
They can emit an electromagnetic pulse that disables any nearby wheelchair uses within 50 meters. Unfortunately they can only use this once per day, but it's a strong enough ward to where they don't like to gather in social situations as anymore than three or four can accidentally cause it to go off. It's been a glaring bug for years now, but no one seems to really care enough to fix it.

>>380739962
>that's why I said
No, you missed the point. Let's part that blaster example. A team of four blasters (high power, don't ink) will win if they can keep up the pressure, which is a routine skill for someone using one. On the other hand, if the enemy with a more balanced comp can handle the pressure, they will scatter and lock the blasters down by not giving them any room to move. Both teams can win given equal skill, but both do it in different ways, and aside from few really unfortunate comps (which are rare because solo queue meta weeded them out) that's the case with almost any combination.

>>380738286
Ever played Killer7? (If not, don't look at spoiler amazing game)
There is actually only one person at all

>>380740041
Harajuku is a part of Shibuya and kinda grimy.

Splatoon's city is definitely styled after Shibuya.

>>380740662
But you never hear the so called autistic or bad shit the community does

>>380734397
Its a popular belief because of that one map.
The fact of the matter is, the map was made by some germ, so most of the people using it are going to be other germs.
Make one for the burgers and you'll see the map light up like a christmas tree.

>>380740724
they probably live in a house that doesn't have any full body mirrors. your upper body can be deceiving. although once you finally realize you're fat, if you don't get skinny within three months you're just lazy.

>>380740892
Yes, I've already said composition wins 95% of games, why are you still talking. It doesn't matter if 4 blasters "might" win because of high-risk pin-point perfect performance, but the sensible composition will with with zero effort 95% of the time.

>>380741039
nigguh how dare you, i've been to japanz you knoee

>>380739962

>if you're telling me that wasn't the strategy of choice for the first 2 months you're a fucking liar.
I've never actually played splatoon myself, but you're talking about turf war (i.e. "casual mode") here, right? Only rolling around randomly was never a strategy of choice in the "ranked" modes.

>Because you never have to prove you're good
So you don't have to be good in order to outmaneuver enemies in combat or snipe them from afar in critical moments?

>>380740354
Is this fucker wearing two sets of trousers?

>>380741363
>Only rolling around randomly was never a strategy of choice in the "ranked" modes.
Except the roller does crazy ass damage so you could move through ink, roller sneak attack, then run around randomly rollering until you see someone else to sneak attack, this was the most effective strategy for 2 months across all modes.

>>380737232
Blond dude has similarities with a buddy of mine, scary.

>>380740570
>Quake doesn't have active zone enforcement
>the only reason to zone in Quake is
I'll just brush off this contradiction.
The fact that you don't have to but can zone doesn't remove the fact that to zone in Quake or any other shooter you have to either be on the spot yourself, or be a specific builder class. In Splatoon, everyone is an Engineer, some worse than others but regardless.

>>380741363
>So you don't have to be good in order to outmaneuver enemies in combat or snipe them from afar in critical moments?
No, because those things mean nothing in this game, kills mean nothing, and you will win or lose regardless of the sickest no-scope 360 in the fucking world.

>>380741542
how do you know what your buddy's junk looks like, anon?

>>380729204
Yakuza fanbase is really good. Its a shame it's going to go to shit once it gets a PC release do, just like all fanbases.

>>380728424
>all these assblasted ameridindus replying
Doing God's work, anon

>>380728424
fpbp

100% accurate

>>380737232

I feel bad for the girl. She's probably too shy and weirded out, to fully accept in what of a fked up environment she's spending her days in.

>>380737401
>judging by anecdotal evidence rather than actual statistics
whites do not have the highest proportion of trannies anon, niggers got us beat, and they aren't the only ones

>>380741746
THANKS FOR BETA TESTING!

But for real, I was actually planning to get a PS4 for Yakuza 0 & 6. If it's actually coming out for the PC, then awesome.

>>380741580
>Quake or any other shooter you have to either be on the spot yourself
There's no "spot" in quake you fucking idiot, you keep track of the zone's timings in your head, you literally never need to be in the zone you're "defending" except for 2 seconds every minute so you can get the pickup to make you a more effective fighter, not to give you shitty casual points so every fucking moron who can hit the fire button or walk gets something.

>>380740354
Are those brass knuckles?

>>380728365
Kiddy artstyle, shallow/easy gameplay and marketing towards kids and "the quirky".

>>380741746
A larger Yakuza fanbase can only mean faster localisations and no hatchet jobs like 3 or jp onry like ishin/kenzen/kurosawa

I'll take some memelords shitting up the fanbase if it means I'll never have to experience the dread of thinking 5+ will never make it over.

>>380728424
This.

Aussie here I've literally never seen a furfag

>Come into thread ready to see and make fun of all manner of Splatoon autists
>1 picture
Really, OP? I've seen more autistic pictures of /v/

>>380742432
I'm American and I haven't, frick off.

>>380728424
True, thats why they have whiggers.

>>380735024
Yep. And classicfags aren't much better.

>>380741632
>those things mean nothing in this game, kills mean nothing

Even in the most casual game mode, killing someone in the last 30 seconds of the game can turn the whole thing around. So what you're saying sounds severely hyperbolic to me.

>>380736403
How insecure are you?

>>380742334
>tfw I was so super sure that Yakuza 4 wasn't going to get localized that I started studying Japanese
>now I play all of the game's on their Jap release
>it ended up being localized anyways
At least I have a Job in Tokyo now which I only got in part due to my fluency. Thanks Toshihiro

>>380736109
you are dumb as fuck my dude

>>380743136
> killing someone in the last 30 seconds of the game can turn the whole thing around
Yeah and everyone has that opportunity, all at the same time, so effectively they cancel eachother out. It becomes unpredictable chaos theory.

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>>380736665
obligatory image

>>380741206
Not exactly high risk. Blasters are made specifically for combat, killing and zoning people are their bread and butter. Also remember that everyone is an Engineer, an effortless engineer at that- even they will have a ton of ink down after a while if they keep winning encounters.
>>380742147
I don't mean just important spots or pickups or shit. I mean the entire map. Say, if you cover a flanking path in Splatoon, you can be damn sure nobody's coming through it quickly, and that if you DO decide to enforce your control over it, you have an advantage at that.
>>380741632
Snipers are the only ones that aren't restricted by ink, and they make long trails deep into enemy territory that you can capitalise on. A good sniper can carry a shitty team. A shitty sniper will ruin even the best one.

MLP was bad enough to get banned and then it's own containment board.

Splatoon is civil, even when surrounded by tryhard shitposters like OP there.

>>380740287

>"h-heh.. g-got em guys.. s-stupid Amerifat"
>anon nervously peeks out the window and see's this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uig1nYdZnrA

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>>380743372
tfw wanna see the sex between them

>>380743360
>everyone has that opportunity, all at the same time
Well I would assume that you would be better at killing someone in important moments (and not getting killed yourself) if you have a higher individual skill.

Also what you are saying might be true for Turf War, which is why it's not viewed as a "competitive" mode. The other modes don't simply end when the clock runs out, so getting kills and advancing the objective are more important there.

>>380728365
The child characters attract the pedophiles sadly

>>380744398
I'm with Roger

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>>380744398
kek i remember this.
miiverse was hilarious cringe material

>>380739608
what the fuck