What happened? I remembered her being 10/10.

>>380705324


time

>>380705324
You have bigger standards now. Honestly incredible.

she was always ugly

the girl on the right tho is 20/10

and that girl that now has blue hair has a great voice

I think she looks fantastic. The one on the left.

>>380705324
Girl on the right is my gf

>>380705539
>the girl on the right tho is 20/10
nigga what the fuck

>>380705598
How? She's my wife.

>>380705324
It was the blue shirt that made her look hotter than she actually was

>>380705668
20/10=2 so hes saying shes a 2/10

>>380705324

they told her to hide the tits and thighs this year

>>380705324
/v/- 3DPD whores

fake tits
too much makeup
fake eyebrows
dyed hair

>>380705962
She didn't do a very good job of that.

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>>380705962

Weren't paying attention, I see

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The race is not to the swift or the battle to the strong, nor does food come to the wise or wealth to the brilliant or favor to the learned; but time and chance happen to them all.

>>380705324
Remember when sarah silverman was hot ? I don't.

>>380706216
Theresa is cute, cute! CUTE!

>>380706128
Mmmmmm

>>380706153
WHY MICKEY

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU

>>380705707
She's been cheating on you

>>380705324
Fell for the plastic surgery meme.

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>look up titty monster audrey on insta
>"loving wife" in bio

FUCKING ROASTIE

Her voice is too grating

>>380705324
>>380706128
>fake tits
>fake eyebrows
>covered in makeup
>constantly dyes her hair to make people like her
>canonically married
Why would anyone choose her over Theresa? Also, why is Sam so underrated?

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>>380706128

>>380706614
>Sam

I like her voice. She has a nice voice.

>>380705324

the one on the right a 10/10

That lady with the blue hair is a top tier presenter. Also that chick with pale blonde hair and no tits is breddy gud too.

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>>380705324
BEGONE THOTS

>>380706973
>That lady with the blue hair is a top tier presenter.
She looks like a goblin though

If you're talking about the left, previous years sported more flattering and figure hugging clothes.
If you're talking about right, previous years she had shorter hair and didn't wear a bloody cardigan.

You were thinking with your dick last year due to her tight T-shirt.

Those of us with taste understood Theresa was always the best girl.

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>>380705324

Theresa is pretty much the best thing to ever happen to video game presenters.

>Can carry on a casual conversation, present and play games simultaneously.

>Is actually decent at games and knowledgeable to boot.

>Never comes off as trying to hard to be funny or being full of herself.

>Never feels the need to interject with useless fucking quips about pointless shit just to be heard.

>Doesn't carry on like an attention whore on social media.

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>>380706614
>canonically married

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>audrey puts on the tingle outfit in botw demo
>someone says bill trinen loves this outfit
>"yeah he loves it in the game and at home"

fucking roasted

>>380705962
Maybe they decided to dress a little more conservatively because they don't like getting so much attention from neckbeards online.

Why didn't the asian one from last year show up?

>>380706614
In my headcanon she's single and mostly after a fwb she can facesit

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>>380707164

>Maybe they decided to dress a little more conservatively because they don't like getting so much attention from neckbeards online.

Have you seen Audrey's social media presence lately?

She's a Grade SSS whore.

>>380707389

>can literally see her tits falling out of her bra

MUH DICK

>>380707386

Jesus I'm not even a tit man but my god

Cool video games thread guys.

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>>380706496

>>380707502

cool nice guy post virgin

>>380707579
Only virgins save pictures of female e-celebs.
Virgin.

>>380706614

I'm not going to fuck any of these chicks so marriage doesn't count

Makeup makes chicks look hot, that's why they wear it. Dyed hair the same.

She wears vaugely slutty clothes and that's my fetish, and has HUGE BAZONGAS.

>>380707386
post moar

>>380707386

>Someone gets to bang this on the regular

>>380707645

I don't have a single one saved you fucking virgin

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>>380705324
Presume you're referring to Theresa as the 10/10? Audrey has ruined her looks with plastic surgery, face looks a mess

>>380707740
Sure you don't. Virgin

>>380706153
>>380706291
He was a boxer and had to have facial reconstructive surgery.

>>380706907
Sam is the best Treehousefu

>>380707134
Is that.. is that a faggot from prankvsprank? Why does he look like a blazing homosexual here?

>>380707971
jesus christ

I love Audrey's smile.

>>380707386
>>380707860
>>380707971
Did they magically double in the size the day she decided to take these? Holy shit

>>380708005

>here

kek

I take it you didn't see his massive spaghetti moment during E3?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFBfkX7F0Xg

>>380706496
>tfw no Audrey Kingdom in SMO where you explore her body's every nook and cranny looking for power moons
Dropped.

>caring about """""gaming communities"""""
>caring about literally whos
>caring about hour-long staged commercials
You are literally watching a shopping channel for manchildren.

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>>380707121
>Almost die from a skull infection
>One month into an eight month recovery
>Go to E3 anyway because you're passionate about your work
>Some virgin NEET starts bitching about your appearance

>>380708229
>You will never DP her with a pair of Joycons with the straps on
Why live

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Presented without further comment.

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>>380705324
>>380706128
>>380707386
>>380707389
>>380707860
>>380707971
Her eyebrows are weird looking. They are thicc like BOTW Zelda's

>>380706614
>>380706907
>>380707970
My boys. Sam is the truth.

>>380708436
>white knighting for some whore who doesn't even know you exist
You should just kill yourself.

>>380708291
God fucking damnit. All this cringe.

>>380708349
>tfw no giant Audrey DLC in BotW where you can climb her huge body before she grabs Link and strips his clothes off

>>380708647

I'd settle for a Audrey Fairy DLC.

>>380708636
>All this cringe.

no, kid, you are the cringe

>>380708291
He called the guy Marcus then referred to him as "Nick" in the same breath. What the fuck?

>>380708776
okay, Jesse.

>>380708697
With a special equipment level 5 upgrade animation?

Do they even play Nintendo games?

>>380708846
tell me some more things that are "cringey"

that's my favorite non-self-aware thing on the internet of all time, going back to 1995

>>380708449
Whelp that settles it, look at that expression on Mario's face, objectively shit waifu material.

>>380707469
bruh theyre fake

>>380708889
It's their job. Maybe they don't play when they get home, but they play Nintendo games way before you

>>380708436
>Almost die from a skull infection

Holy shit what?

>>380708889
That's literally their job

>>380708834
Sounded like he was going to say "nigger".

>>380705821
2/1 you literal mentally ill retard

>>380708972
https://twitter.com/EditingEntropy/status/856186844790128641

>>380708923

Quit being a faggot, that guys presentation was the very definition of cringey.

He's a literal no one in the world of gaming, EA hired him to do a simple little introduction, he completely flubbed his lines whilst trying to maintain his embarrassing as fuck persona.

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She didn't wear anything skin-tight.

>>380708961
>>380708984
So you are literally watching girls who got hired by a company to play the company's videogames and there is probably social media shit too.
This is like Twitch, but worse.

>>380709196
>This is like Twitch, but worse.
Seriously.
Why do the mods allow these threads? They don't even discuss video games. Its just some weird cult about these soccer moms

>>380709095
>Quit being a faggot, that guys presentation was the very definition of cringey.

No anon, it is the very definition of "vicariously embarrassing"

"cringey" and stupid things like that are shit that kids like you say, basically white niggers reducing the complexity of interactions of a race so you can type a word that other people typed more often, cooing to the group like some kind of basal mammal.

>>380709196
If Twitch streamers also did localization and QA, sure.

>>380709196

>twitch

Twitch pre pre E3 show was pretty great man.

>>380709196
They aren't hired to play games, they are either marketing, or translation/localization/QA

>>380705324

These girls are 2 cute.

>>380708630
>that edge
>that stench of bitterness

>>>/r9k/

>>380709438
>>>/reddit/

>>380709302

That is some cringey fucking shit right there.

>>380708630
>lmao look at that bald girl, so ugly!
>dude she has cancer
>lol why are you whiteknighting? she's not going to fuck you
this is (you), faggot

>>380709059
Huh, thanks for the sauce.

I always thought Sam was best treehouse girl, not even waifufagging.

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What happened to these guys?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WnBm8ztIJmQ

>>380708436
>passionate
You mean autism.

>>380709805
They host Nintendo Minute on Nintendo's YouTube channel.
Their names are Kit Ellis and Krysta Yang.
Krysta is wonderful.

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>>380705364

>>380709736
>oh my god stop being so mean to the poor little girl :(
People like you don't belong here

>>380709805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bPq0u-rjjw&list=PL2JiZAV5BmDUhscQQ5oXsXaJhI-aT25r8&index=1

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>>380709492
>he can't even link his own place of origin properly

pfft, cancer ruining this website spotted

>>380709805
They're not Treehouse, they *are* the social media people for NoA. They might do a recap video or something but they don't have the same position as the others.

>>380709897
>>>/r9k/

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>>380709974
>cancer ruining this website
That's pretty damn hilarious coming from someone who posts e-celeb threads. Fuck off and die already.

>>380708449
I was at E3 today. After the presentation ended I saw everyone leaving and Audrey was up there a bit longer taking selfies. I was waiting in line for Splatoon 2 Salmon Run and ended up being one of the last people to go
Thanks for reading my blog

>>380708621
Fucking this. I want hear Sam say naughty things to me.

>>380707645
You are just a cuck whose wife becomes angry when you look at other women.

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>>380705324

Someone actually drew GTS artwork of Audrey

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>>380710050

>>380709805
They still do videos just on Youtube. They're honestly fantastic. Can tell they're actually homies outside of work.

>>380709805

Audrey shaved and got a boob job, not sure about Miyamoto's daughter, probably killed by the yakuza.

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>>380708229

>>380710152
Already been posted

>>380710098
Sam could make a killing doing ASMR.
I know at least someone from Treehouse checks up on /v/, tell her this

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Kindra is the best girl

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Does anyone know the Twitter for that handsome black guy ? (No homo)

>Audrey has a husband
>She's getting fucked in the ass by him every night
>While you thirsty fucks drool over her

Is this cuckoldry?

>>380707386
>>380707389

MOMMY BABY WANT MILKY

>>380710440
You are a shitposting faggot. You're sitting here defending m'lady's honor for some girl you don't even know. Its pathetic.

>>380710419
That toe cleavage

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Can we please get back to the topic of the beautiful women of Nintendo Treehouse and quit this bickering?

"Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" said the girl who just spilled her coffee all over your face. Your work as an electrician had you lying on the floor, helping set up Nintendo's E3 booth. 'She must have overlooked me lying here' you thought to yourself, 'thankfully the coffee was already cold'. After wiping your eyes, you recognized the girl standing above you as Theresa from the Nintendo Treehouse. "I am so sorry, I-I wasn't looking where I was going at all" she said, visibly flustered, quickly adding "H-Hang on, I'll get you some tissues to clean up". You had never really talked to Theresa, in fact you barely knew her at all, but from this perspective you couldn't help but notice her cute legs and thick thighs, tightly wrapped in a fully black pantyhose she wore under her jeans shorts. She was nervously looking around for some tissues to offer you, but didn't seem to find any lying around. "No, no - it's fine" you said, determined to not let this chance pass. "In order to make it up to me, I want you to use your pantyhose". "M-My what?" she replied with a slight trembling in her voice. "You heard me. I want you to use your cute feet to clean up the mess that you've made on my face" you said with as much sternness as you could muster. After a few seconds of awkward silence and you already beginning to regret your request, she suddenly began taking of her shoes right next to your face. The smell of her slightly sweaty and yet very feminine feet almost made you black out - it was the most heavenly odor you had ever experienced. "L-Like this" she said as she lifted one foot and slowly lowered it on your face. Every drop of blood in your body was rushing towards your dick at this moment but you managed to gasp out a "Yes". Seemingly ignorant of your now raging boner, she began to slowly rub your face with her foot. "I-Is this ok?" Theresa asked, her face was colored bright-red in embarassment. The soft texture of her foot made you go insane with lust.

>>380710690
Only beta losers are into that mommy shit.

>>380710295
Fucking this.

>>380710735
This isn't video games.

>>380710420
I dunno if Smitty has a twitter account

>>380708948

prove it

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>>380710760

>>380710419
Why is Nintendo employing vampires?

>>380710762
Real alphas are into daddy shit!

>>380709302

cringe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-TUvASL-qY

>America
>white

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>>380710956

>prove it

I feel like this has been proven beyond a shadow of a doubt by now, but look up any of her pre-Treehouse days at IGN etc

Getting a ton of work done and going full bimbo has done wonders for her career though, so good on her.

>>380711092

what is she like 12 here? of course her tits got bigger

>>380710440
pfffff hahahahahahah
Mods = Gods

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What happened to Erik??

>>380711083
>white
You mean
>60 % white (Turks, Arabs and Pajeets included according to the US census' definition of "white")

>>380711220
I'm pretty sure he left, ya big homo. Dunno where he ended up, though

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Treehouse threads are great for fapping and disvussing video games.

>mfw it's back to normal shitty /v/

>>380711347
>disvussing video games.
There is no vidya discussion going on this thread. None. Just circlejerking over vapid sluts.

>>380706128
Dem meaty thighs.

>>380706216
Itty bitty titty committee, I see.

Changed specs for tank.

>>380708948

Like I give a fuck, they look good and they look real.

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Her eyebrows look like when black people use dye to define their hairline.

T H E R E S A
H
E
R
E
S
A

>>380709106
She should promote Skyrim on the Switch using those mountains.

>>380712072
>They look real!
Underage

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Whatever happened to these guys?

>>380706232
Sarah Silverman has that quirky jew hotness going on.

>>380712413
I think you are alone with that shitty opinion.

>>380712307

virgin

>>380712413
With big tits

>>380712686
You never saw her nudes did you?

>>380712538
Like I really give a fuck about how you feel. I'd fuck her.

>>380712686
I dont think sarah has big tits, she's pretty flat from what I see.

>>380707389
I still remember last year, when I critiqued this woman attire, and everybody told me I was making things up

what the fuck was she thinking, wearing those literal kinky gloves?
it is like she is wearing a full cosplay lolita suit, and someone told her to put the tshirt on

>>380712887
He is Irish.

>>380712945

white women have bigger better tits than blacks

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>>380712686
>>380712887
>>380712774

She has alright tits. Probably C's. Disgusting individual, though.

If you want tits...

Shame on the doctors that destroyed such a treasure.

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>>380712151
it is called a bigen
the videos about it on youtube are hilarious

>>380705324
Plastic surgery ruins all.

>>380713038
Damn, we live in a new age where D's are considered small tits

>>380710760
What the fuck is wrong with you? I'm Theresafag and I found this really disgusting.

>>380713038
>not even pale anymore
Just kill me already.

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>>380713041

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>>380710760
>that writing style

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> checks this thread to see if anyone is shitposting about my waifu

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>>380713153
Compared to the previous F cups? Damn right.

>>380713186
I liked Sofia when she was paler, too.

The tan meme needs to die.

>>380705324
Girl on left was always sub-par. She just looked better last time cause her huge fucking tits were out.
Girl on right is a qt and superior.

>>380711559
nothing wrong with itty bitty titty

>>380713392
>about my husbando
FTFY

>>380713041
Well I learned something new today. I always wondered wtf that was.

Post more Theresa you no taste cucks.

>>380705324
Am I missing something? She was always rat faced. Only thing she has going on for her are her huge tits.

>>380713723
this. she's a qt

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>>380713684
now the next phase is spotting this shit on media everywhere

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>>380709873

>>380705324
>She has a tramp stamp
I'm not surprised

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B R E H S

>>380713870
As a non-american tha's only seen a black person like twice in his life, I feel cheated. I've always been jelly of blacks for their perfect hairlines, I never knew this was a thing, what a fucking fraud.

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>>380714084

>>380714084
Try living with them. You'll come to hate them as all do.

And if you don't know why you'd hate them, look up what modern day south africa is like for whites.

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Why doesn't she just get pregnant? Should help the views for the treehouse to skyrocket

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>>380714154
>>380714084
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PEEP THE PAINTED BEARD LINE

>>380714084
I'm black and I didn't even know that was a thing.

>>380714192
I'm gonna ask for a source, and you're gonna give it to me.

>>380714192
>Why doesn't she just get pregnant? Should help the views for the treehouse to skyrocket
This. We should hire a bull to impregnate her.

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>Wesley snipes

>>380714175
>turning this into /pol/-tier shit

Just stop.

>>380714236
Same here

>>380714192
Pregnancy affects different women differently, some women even get thinner after one or two kids

>>380714192
Pregnancy boobs are a gift from the heavens.

Impregnation is top tier.

>Be working for Nintendo Australia last year
>Encouraged to apply for an open position at Treehouse
>See threads like this

NOPE

>>380714192
>those hips
hmmmphh

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>>380714385

lel

>>380714410
This anon knows what's up.

Impregnation is the real man's fetish.

>>380709040
2/1 still equals 2 you bamboozled pig popper.

are there photoshop nudes of audrey?

>>380714192
Mal malloy

>>380714414
Post tits.

>>380714192
Mal Mallory's body was made for fucking breeding.

>>380712272
kek

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and to finish the Hollywood hairline redpill: the vin diesel tattoo

>>380714669
C'mon man, none of that.

>>380714680
That must hurt like a bitch

>>380714680

Jesus christ, that's a thing?

>>380714782
Yeah but I bet going outside with the hairline of an 80 years old hurts the pride even more. Can't blame him desu.

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>>380714871

>>380714680
Thank you for showing me this exists.

>>380714960
ahahaha no fucking way

>>380714680
looks like stamper

>>380714960

Wouldn't this shit look absolutely ridiculous if you don't shave your head clean literally every day?

>>380714669
never understood the attraction to white women in particular, can a black anon redpill me on it?

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this guy is pretty much criminal
at least Vin diesel looks convincing

>>380714886
I don't see why people fear balding.

If you go bald? Embrace it. Shave and wax that shit. Grow a moustache.

>>380714871
>im 14 and i dont know much about hair lose

>>380715045
wait until your hair goes gray

>>380715170
>losing hair in your 20s or 30s
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>380715170

>tfw 32 and still have a magnificent head of hair

Did she ever lift her arms during the presentation? This is important.

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>>380715131

>>380715082
Blacks going after latino women ends up in bloodshed, Asian women fear getting disowned and black women are ugly unless mixed.

>>380715045
Probably more like 2 days, also you could get away with just using a clipper instead of a blade for convenience sake. You would definitely look stupid if you let it grow out more than a few days though.
t. professional barber

>>380715187

i was going gray at like 17, but at least at 30 i still have all my hair.

>>380710419
>Anon my pussy feels funny. :)
What would you do?

>>380715082
It's the other way around. White women love black men. Black guys just fuck them because it's free and easy.

>>380715272
> im still 14 and have anger issues because of my mom

>>380705821
HURRR
>10/10=1 so hes saying shes 1/10
HURRRRR DURRRR

>open thread up for milkies
>learning about bald pattern tattoos instead

>>380715403
sniff it intensely

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>>380715357
>black women are ugly unless mixed
not really...

>>380714669
>>380715407
Anthony Burch pls go

>>380715082
white women aren't troglodytes and they have real beautiful hair, and not just an ugly woolly bush or a wig that tries to look like white female hair

>>380715546
/v/ - bald space marines

>>380715558
Post proof

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>>380706153
>>380706291
>>380707862
It's more than reconstructive surgery. He looks like a fucking monster now. It's like he's trying to look jewish or some shit.

>>380715490
>20-30 and so stressed by people over the internet that you're losing your hair
AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>380714192
wait a minute
is this implying a woman keep larger breasts after the whole maternity thing?
I thought it was a On/Off thing

>>380715403
lick her pusy

>>380715558
>that jutting jaw
Sorry, no.

>>380706496
>>380706128
MOMMY
O
M
M
Y

>>380715678

>what can change the nature of a man

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>>380712072

I feel you my man but unfortunately in this case you are wrong. Real breasts have a naturally fatty core to them while fake titties have a significantly more solid center forming an almost bowling ball aesthetic as opposed to usual tender soft dangleness of real human fatty parts.

Nothing wrong with preferring fake ones but the real ones indeed differ.

>>380715558
is this post satire?
oh no i get it
lmao dude epic post just simply epic trolling now fuck off

>>380715082
It's too late for this shit but basically it's a meme exaggerated here, and by extension throughout American history. Personally I have no preference. I'm a "if it's pretty, then fuck it" kinda guy, but I'm oblivious as hell to women hitting on me.

>tfw had a few qt girls hit on me/ask me out back in high school
>didn't pick up on it until several months after the fact, one time it took me a year to realize one instance

Missed chances are truly an awful feel

>>380715727
>american education

>>380715805
Post best natural titties.

>>380715139
That's just dumb bullshit desu. Not everyone has the head shape, facial features and or even muscle mass to rock the mister clean look. It also depends on your age. If you are balding in your 40s, you may just look better cutting it short than shaving it completely.

The scary part is the process of change, not so much the change itself, but that's just how growing old is like.

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>>380715317

She posts a shit load of her gym photos/vids online, if there's any pose you want, it's bound to be out there.

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>>380712272
>you will never climb those mountains
It's Skyrim all over again

>>380715853
>Missed chances are truly an awful feel
I know this feel all too well...

>>380706153
I VANT MY BHORD

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Her tits are not even that big lads

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>>380715997
she just went full blown Jersey Shore
who knows why
>tits
>lips
>jet black hair
>sharpie eyebrows
she looked like a normal person, I her days at IGN

>>380715678

He looked respectable in the film the wrestler even with his mish moshed looking face.

>>380716194
Source please.

>>380715997
Where anon? her instagram?

>>380715650
>>380715693
>>380715765
>>380715852
Aside from that, is it possible for a non-mixed black woman to be attractive?

I LOVE BOOBS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>380716252
/s/

>>380716339
Yes, but it depends on what you find attractive.

>>380710079
You are talking about yourself right?

>>380716339
East africans are more attractive on average. Finer features.

>>380713153
D cup is average now

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>>380716431

>>380716018
We're gonna make it bro.

>>380714960
>>380713041
holy fuck, how fucking vain can these vaginas get

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here is Audrey, pre-Jershey Shore

source: http://es.ign.com/the-daily-fix-web/59300/dailyfix/daily-fix-31-8-12-con-dead-island-riptide

sorry, I can't find the video in the English version of the site

she was C U T E

>>380716339
East africans? Yes. They're more european looking.

Ongo bongo congo africans? Not really. Maybe if they have a REALLY fine body.

>>380705668

Go back to /b/

>>380716471
>D cup is average thanks to the good ol' US-of-A
'MERICA
E E
R R
I I
C C
A A

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>>380705324
GOD DAMN shes fucking UGLYYY

>>380715693
>>380716609
Back to >>>/pol/

>>380716665
>have decent facial aesthetics that make you attractive enough
>fuck it up with plastic surgery

Why?

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>>380708005
where have you been the past week?

>>380712934
you do realize they have wardrobe people giving them outfits to wear right?

>>380717005
I honestly doubt someone in Nintendo choose that outfit for her
he didn't even looked good, other than the obvious humongous tits

>>380716526
u must be really mad since you replied my half assed attempt bro

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>>380715403
shoot her in the knee cap with a glock and fuck the hole it made

>>380708005
t-thanks nig-

>>380716226
wow she was cute asf

I think I have a crush on Theresa
the more pictures I see of her the more in love I am with her wtf

>>380717181
kinky

Theresa is confirmed wife material

>>380705324
alcohol + anti-pregnancy pills + bad diet = degenerate skin and shit hair

POST MORE THERESA THO

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>>380710735
No thanks, I'm not attracted to Freddie Mercury

>>380717365
>degenerate skin
What the fuck does this even mean.

>>380706065
>fake eyebrows

This is truly the most degenerate thing.

>>380705324
wow, looks like the average girls you see on the bus

>>380717291
>with those tiny tits and cheese nose

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>>380717432
a fat shinning skin

>>380716252
codi vore (yeah that kind of vore but she does have a secretary going to the boss's office video that is muh/10)

>>380717408
>Not fapping to Freddie
What a fucking fag.

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>>380717206
cmonBruh

You only thought she was 10/10 when she had her tits out.

>Theresa
>Portuguese
>posts food on her Instagram
>tweets one time every other month
WIFE THAT WOMAN, NOW

>>380717758
so innocent

>>380717478
I too see a lot of great looking women on the bus every day.
>When you take the bus early in the morning and a qt sits next to you and falls asleep and ends up leaning against your shoulder
Goddamn, I'm never getting a car, I love taking the bus.

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>>380717758
>Theresa
>Portuguese
ESPERA LÁ

>>380717857
you get 1 qt for every 10 smelly old guys tho.

porn look alikes please

>>380717913
>cute girl
>not degenerate
>not sexually obnoxious
>turns out she is EU
expected

>>380707386
>SSS whore
What the fuck does that mean?

>>380717179
You must be really mad over me saying mean things about the poor e-celebs :(

>>380717758
post her Instagram

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>>380717913
deal with this, mate

>>380718360
>NY
Nvm, been BLACKED a million times already for sure.

>>380714078
wew

>>380706496
well that was quick

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>>380718360
>food nom-er

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>>380714192
preggo malloy

HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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>>380707134

You forgot she's got a real cute girl next door look. Theresa is gf material

>YWN play video games with her

>>380714192
she got fat, desu

>>380705324
lol both are 12/10

You have just shit taste, it's not handicap, yet.

>>380707502
>/v/
>Videogames
?????

>>380715357
mate white women are ugly unless mixed.

>>380705324
Those fucking painted on eyebrows.

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>>380718360
>Theresa will never start swearing in Portugese as she's having trouble with a Metroid boss while cuddled up with you on the couch

>>380705539
>Homely as fuck.
>10/10.
Nigga' I would pass over a chick this plain in a bar without a ao much as a glance.

>>380718663
It was actually done Wednesday evening while the stream was still going on.

>>380708229
>>380707860
why do girls pretend to like videogames?

>>380708005
why are you stuttering?

go back

>>380716665
Looks like Joosten and Steve-O had a daughter.

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>>380719286

>>380719402
It's literally her job.

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>>380719475

>>380710760
I don't even like feet but I am rock fucking hard.

>>380705324
girl on the right looks like a female liam from 2bfp

>>380715013
gb2r

>>380713330
What the fuck

>>380718539
Why are burgerfats so obsessed with their cuckold fetishes?
Even in USA, whites are the race that racemixes the least, and even when it does happen, is with hispanics, and white male and hispanic girl, mostly.

>>380711383
Kys

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>>380705539
20/10 |/10
2/1
2