GOOOOOOOOOODS

>>380613029
TOOOODDDDDDD

MY WIFE'S SOOOOOON

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>>380613145
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>380613029
It actually looks really good.

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MY SON DOESN'T LOOK LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>380613029
ODIN
GIVE HIM BACK
GIVE BACK MY WIFE'S SON

FUCK YOU ODIN THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH RAISING ANOTHER MANS SOOOOOOOOOOOON

The kid really doesn't look anything like him.

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Hey look, it's the very moment where the god of war series jumped the shark

>>380613029
ODIN MY WIFES BOYFRIEND HAS BROWN SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

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>dad... no... Kratos.
>HM?
>sorry, I know the truth now.
>THE TRUTH... THE TRUTH...

I love Kratos posting

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>>380614368

>>380613029
Why couldn't they just use a different character since we have a whole new set of gods now?

>>380613817
Too bad the gameplay seems to be unspectacular, boring, repetitive shit for casuals.

>>380613029
What kind of goods?
>>380613145
Soon what?

>>380613029
WHERE IS HE?

WHERE IS THE SPAWN OF MY WIFE'S LOVER??

Is this game cultural appropriation?

>>380614368
why did they make him look like such a fucking faggot

>>380617232
So the demographic of this game can identify with him.

>>380617232
Because it's a game made by faggots

>>380615043
Still better than before desu

>Devs state that they want to appeal more to Europeans
>Make it a game about raising your wife's son
Really activates those cashews.

>>380620985

You jest.

DON'T TALK TO ME OR MY WIFE'S SON EVER AGAIN

I don't get it, isn't wife's son just another way to say 'son'? Because if you're married with children, it technically is your wife's son because, well, he's the son of her. Even if she dies (which has probably happened seeing as it's GoW) it's still her descendant, so Kratos asking where his wife's son is is...

...I don't get it, maybe I'm just dumb

>>380622434
No, "wife's son" implies that it's not your son, but it is your wife's son.
Ergo either you're raising another man's child and you're the step dad or your wife cheated on you and you're raising a bastard.

>>380613029
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU ARE HIS REAL FATHER
I RAISED HIM, HE LOVES ME NOT YOU
ATREUS! COME BACK HERE
ATREUS WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>>380613029
I never really into these games, why is he so strong? Isn't he just a normal human

>>380621695
kek

>>380614368
His chin is disproportionally small

>>380622695
bastard son of Zeus, just like Hercules

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>mfw reincarnate as alien slave to kill even more gods far into the future

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>>380622434
it means you are a cuck

>>380614368
>kratos dies at the end
>sequel force you to play as this faggot
JUST

>>380622434
>>380622579
not wrong, but neither is he.

>>380622982
even worse
>heroically sacrifice yourself to make the last boss vulnerable
>Atreus gets a cheap shot to finish him off
>fuccboi gets crowned new god of war at Valhalla, play as him as an adult in the sequel

>>380622867
Neck yourself dirty frogposter.

BY ODIN'S HAMMER

WHERE IS MY WIFE'S SON

>>380621949
>mash mash qte qte mash
vs
>slow roll mash qte mash roll mash

>>380614915
It might not sell as much.

>>380615043
cool, well then I shouldnt have to worry about hearing your shitty opinion anymore since you have no interest in the game

THE MONSTER YOU CREATED HAS RETURNED... TO FIND HIS WIFE'S SON

>>380614915
I personally like the idea that after Kratos killed the entire Greek pantheon, then gods of other mythologies are next. The ending of the series could explain why the world is so shit by having Kratos finally lose against the devil in a futile fight with strength against deception and temptation, like Batman against the Joker. All the gods are dead and only the devil remains, to trick humans to do evil against each other.

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>>380614519
Who else wants to bet money that this serpent will betray Kratos?

You think the serpent is in cahoots with its father to trick Kratos?

>>380624779
>then gods of other mythologies are next
But that doesn't make sense. Mythologies are mutually exclusive. You can't have Cupid and Eros running around in the same world.

>>380624790
if Atreus has the slightest connection to Thor, it probably will
Jormungandr is old as fuck, it's probably going to be cunning with its discourse and pretend to help them, only to end up trying to devour the boy

MUH

WIFE'S

But it's his AND his wife's son.

SON

>>380625756
>his
no evidence presented so far
in fact, the latest trailer implies otherwise
>the truth... the truth...

>>380614815
>>380613029
crown him

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>>380613029
Hello, I'm a nintendie. Can someone tell me why his mouth looks so elongated and deformed?

>>380625580
it seems like the serpent is a child of Loki. This would elude to all the nordic gods (including Thor) already existing.

>>380625269
Didn't stop the Goauld in Stargate. Each god was ruling over their own people. You could literally have Mars in one place and Ares in another. Odin in one place, Morrígan in another. All are gods of war, but different individuals.

So why are they travelling? are they looking for the wife? or developers don´t want to involve a man loving a woman because they prefer their cringey son simulator?

>>380626000
yes, so he probably is either a young Thor or his son

>>380614368
Its pretty obvious Kratos is just imagining the kid and he's already covered in his ashes going fucking bonkers

>>380626118
They are looking for the father

>>380626167
*his wife's son

>>380617232
Because this game is all about Kratos becoming less of a rage monster due to the influence of his wife's son.

>>380626167
No Thor exists outside of the Kratos family.
Kratos will have to Kill Thor and Loki etc.

>>380626118
from all that has been revealed so far, their journey boils down to two things
>finding his mother
>Kratos finding out what happened to him between now and GoW3

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>>380614368

DON´T INSULT MY SON

>>380626451
So it's a game about finding Kratos's mother and his wife's son tags along.

>>380626606
*my wife's son

>>380626638
>finding Kratos's mother
no, I mean the boy's mother

>>380626451

I wonder if we will see vengeful angry as fuck Athena

>>380626235
How the fuck is that obvious

western games are a fucking meme

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>>380617232
PlayStation is and always has been a dad console. It's relatable for them and let's then love out a fantasy they otherwise wouldn't be able to.

>>380627186
Christ I am drunk and autocorrect is not my friend today.

>>380614368
Anyone familiar with Norse mythology knows who the fuck the boy is supposed to be?

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>QTE where you respect a woman's decision to reject your touch keep distance

>>380627186
why is that boy blushing?

>>380624790
Loki's son so yes.
Same with Fenrir.

>>380624790
>We designed a boss
>Ummm sweetie honey bunch and oats, don't you know bosses are too videogamey? Removed it at once
>But we spent a week modelling it
>Fine, I will allow you to use it in a cutscene, but don't you dare mansplain to me again

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>>380624790
>>380628160
>a snake
>a dog
>??!?
what the fuck is wrong with lokis sperm see a doctor you silly bitch

>>380627782
nii-san's boner rubbing on his back

>>380628376
>forgetting the 6 legged horse

>>380628376
Mythology is weird
Like Set and Horus's competition for rule, although that is Egyptian mythology, just cements how weird myths are.

>that Greek pottery
So who is talking to Kratos, Loki?
>Sons are Fenrir, which could be the wolf in the trailer, and world serpent which is in the trailer

>>380628672
h-hot

>>380628356
What the fuck?

>>380617232
He's like 10 years old, everybody looks like a faggot when they're 10.

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>>380614149
>>380613145
>>380614053
>>380614407
>>380622049
>>380622584
>>380621695

>>380628717
Gods are the exception that proves the rule.

>>380628376
>he doesn't know Loki's dirty past
ever wonder how Sleipnir was made?
guess who is the mother

>>380629223
i dont know tell me all about his weird kinks

>>380628356
I think it is time for you to stop coming to 4chan.
You have mental issues if you can't stop thinking about social politics when video games are discussed.

>>380626606
ahahaha
>>380614368
this is the indiana jones' son of god of war

>>380624790
>yee

>>380629330
meet the father
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sva%C3%B0ilfari

>>380614407
But kratos is literally a nigger. His voice actor is also black, Kratos is white because his true wife's ashes are embedded into his skin.

>>380629483
Fuck

>>380629773
nigs in real life have deeper voices so obviously they're gonna use a nig to voice kratos. kratos a a greek you idiot, real ethnic greeks aren't niggy nog niggers. maybe nowadays, but that's just because europe is fucking stupid now and greece and all other mediterranean euro countries have had their gene pools poisoned after so many rapings by the sand people

>>380621695
>falling for the bait
I should fake more articles.

>>380629773

Kratos is white, his father Zeus is White and his mother is white. He looks white in Ascension too.
>His voice actor is also black

There are black actores who voice a lot of whites.

>>380630000
Greek are not white you sperg, they're even less white than Italians.

>>380629489
>a horse so fucking strong he could haul enormous rocks, even heavier than what a hrimthurs could carry
>get fucked so hard you shake a massive stone fortress for the whole night
>conceive the mightiest horse in norse legend
Loki literally out-whored Aphrodite

>>380630000
They show an african village

He was black, retconned into greek in the 2 and the PSP games

>game set in scandinavia/nordic setting
>cuckolding and my wifes son

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>>380629030
Speak for yourself faggot.

>>380630205
>Loki turned into a mare just so he could take the horsedick

When you think about it, mythology is just one huge erotic fanfic with gods around it.

>>380613029
So is this game, and Assassin's Creed Origins going to be one of those games where it's hard to discuss due to memes associated with them, kind of like with Pokemon XD?

>>380624790
Who wants to bet that Kratos will marry the serpent in a gay marriage so that his wife's son can grow up with two parents.

>>380630193
>responding with a /pol/ meme

you need to be 18+ to use this site

>>380630607
>implying that this cuteboy doesn't look feminine as fuck yet pol makes him out to be a messiah because it's the son of their favorite meme politician. He'll most likely grow up to be either indifferent to politics or a polar opposite of his father, aka nu-male SJW just because of the Sins of the Father phenomena that will surround him forever after Trump dies.

>>380626294
But doesn't that defeat the purpose of kratos? He's supposed to be this rage monster that slaughters gods and yells about it, not the caretaker for my wifes son.

>>380630662
Why would you discuss AssCreed though? It's a shit series.

>>380622982
>kratos dies at the end
Kratos has died in every game. He just walks back out after slapping hades's shit.

>>380630937
He is handsome

t. pedophile

>>380613817
Fags like you are the reason that devs focus on the graphics and we get shallow as shit games.

>>380630620
All religions are like that.

>>380630000
Modern greeks are basically the same as ancient greeks, genetically speaking. Just google it and you will find some genetic studies proving that.

>>380629773
>>380630091
He is Mediterranean brown. His white skin is the ashes of his family

>>380618502
Most 10 to 14 y olds are edgy as fuck nowadays. Even they will hate his wife's son.

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>>380624790

>>380630937
Why are you so autistic, he looks mature for his age.

Wait, is that kid actually not Kratos' kid? Or are you guys just memeing?

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>>380630000
>their gene pools poisoned after so many rapings by the sand people

>>380622584
Goddamn. Is this the new Todd posts much as I hate /pol/ they did bring us a great meme.

>>380631253
I find that hard to believe sorry, Persians, Romans, Huns, Turks, have been through there, you are going to tell me not much has changed?Just no.

>>380631590
Memes. The mother and Kratos talk in the latest trailer, and she mentions how he has to forget his past and raise his son, or something to that effect

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>>380627565
>qte where you passively agresive tell your wife's boyfriend to keep it down while railing her

>>380617232
Because he is half Swedish

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This game would be much better if they kept the old camera and kid died in the prologue.
You can't argue with this.

i doubt it'll just be a straight up action game

isn't it supposed to be kinda open world and all that jazz?

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>>380631637
/pol/ makes the best ocs

>>380631112
And what games do YOU like anon ?

>>380632392
This is what pure kino looks like.

>>380632228

Nah I always wanted a shota son.

>>380631135
You are now aware that Christians worship David's "virgin" wife's son as their savior.

>>380632392
>tfw my pitch to Nicklelodeon to make a TAOCC anime got rejected
feels bad man

What if you murder a man and forcibly kidnap his baby to raise as one of your own?

>>380632392
Can't wait for her to get BLACKED

>>380624790
If Kratos' age made him any wiser he wouldn't have his back that open to betrayal. He should be ready to prevent that snek trying anything funny.

>Not everyone is bad,mother said to be open to those who help
>That didn't go well for me when I trusted Ares,Persephone,Zeus,Gaia,Hephaestus and Athena, boy.

>>380632553
>David's
It's Joseph you fucking spaz

>>380631112
its not like original GoW gameplay was any good
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>>380632392
Fuck off Mike, you single-handly ruined Chris Chan

>>380614368
he looks like weak chinned, subhuman Chav.
also judging from the trailers and gameplay shown he will be the male version of Ellie.
Literally The Last God of Cucks 2.
Might as well have been made by Naughty Dog and Neil Druckmann that subhuman kike and not Santa Monica Studios.

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>>380613145
>>>/Reddit/

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>>380631751
>he thinks any of those had any significant impact on the population because he fell for the /pol/ memes

>>380626872
>yfw after killing the last god it is revealed that Athena is behind all of this and you have to fight her this time

>>380624086
>the state of nu-/v/

>>380625269
The gods in mythology are imperfect and fallable. This isn't like a Christian omnipresent God, this is more like superheroes getting mad with each other. Mythology gods don't contradict because they don't go by rules too different from people.

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COME MY WIFE'S SON! I MUST SHOW YOU HOW TO USE KEK TIME EVENTS

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>gow

>>380634186
well, she did turn into something beyond a greek god so who knows what kind of powers she's got, like time / dimension traveling or whatever

>>380634631
Was this ever fucking explained?

>>380633879
how would "badass" 12 years old boy look like?
Also, how strong is he going to be, he is 1/4 god after all

>>380634505
this, the greek pantheon is mostly comprised of x-men. they might have control of some kind of element or higher strength or intellect, but they can't warp reality and create planets and shit

>>380634576
>he doesn't know that /v/ is now filled with neofags who discuss shit unironically here
the only reason why I come to these threads is because they provide absolute kekworthy material

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>>380630607
>>380630937
Reminder that this 11 year old is already 6'1"

>>380631413
He's wearing makeup

>>380634631

She changed when Kratos killed her, she went from "Kratos don´t kill Zeus" to help Kratos to kill him. She must have discovered about the nordic gods somehow.

>>380635238
No, 6'1'' is the height of Trump ans you don't see them with the same height.
Still, that kid is insanely tall.

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>>380634907
nope, as it stands today she's still considered "too good for this world, too pure" so she gets to still live in some form as reward for her sacrifice
some say Zeus also became like that, but Kratos still managed to kill him by squeezing the ghost back into the body and finishing him off

>>380614368
>that weak chin
Definitely not Krato's son.

>>380634115
>he thinks conquerers don't change shit
You don't have to be /pol/ to believe that but okay.

>>380635439
Maybe she wanted to rule them or something. The bitch outright wanted your power and helped you so she remained as the last (or at least the last relevant) Olympian.

>>380635847
>conquerors change shit
still a meme
New rulers doesn't mean that populations change in an instant. Learn some history, the only ones who might've mixed with the Greeks were the slavs because they were migrating back in the 6th century, and that's just that

>>380614519
>THE TRUTH, IS YOUR FATHER WAS BLACK, BOY. IT IS MY DUTY AS THE KEK OF WAR TO RAISE YOU
What did he mean by this?

>>380613145
Best joke.

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MY WIFE'S BULL WAAAARRGRAAARGGGGG

>>380614519
why the fuck does Kratos look like a nord viking type guy now? i understand the beard but they made him half-way a fat fuck with a 'strongman' body type

where did that hardcore SWOLE AF AESTHETIC greek go?

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>>380636892
Age

why didn't kratos just stop when he killed Ares?

>>380624790
The snake will be his son's dad, they're the spitting image of each other.

>>380637834
ZEEEEEEUUUUUUUS

Honestly my biggest problem with GoW is just that I've never liked Kratos at all, most of the other gods looked and sounded cool than he has and after a while the "muh antihero" shit wore off when he's practically being a flat out villain, except without any villain charisma.

>>380637247
why isnt he wearing shirt?
why are video game characters so obsessed with asymmetrical armour?

>>380630061
Too much effort. Just rearrange a few words in the headline and you're good.

>>380630607
>11 year old too retarded to understand a comedian's instagram post with his father;s severed head was fake
I know genes aren't in his favor but that is one dumb kid.

>>380624790
More than likely the Snek wants Kratos to go all killhungry on the Gods because it wants Ragnarok to happen but Kratos doesn't want to.

>>380630000
>real ethnic greeks aren't niggy nog niggers. maybe nowadays
t. greekposter
pay debnts

switched from a brosplit to SS

>>380628356
Get off the computer for a while, my dude. You're losing it.

>>380634505
You have a point, but its hard to consider this when the past 3 games have hyped them up as main creators of shit. For existence poseidon and hades have very deep effects that ripple across multiple cultures. I have a hard time believing that hades and anubis trade off on death work hours. Or that Helios and Ra sometimes flip a coin on who's bringing the sun out today.

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>>380628356
>this entire post

>>380637834
Rage and boredoom basically, mostly rage. The gods didn't remove his nightmares even though it was part of their accord, didn't let him die and what happened in Ghost of Sparta was probably the last straw.
So he waged pillages all over Greece and the rest is history.

>>380637834
Because the gods did not want to remove Kratos' memories of killing his family.
Honestly, they got fucked over by what would be an entirely trivial matter. Serves them right, the assholes

>>380638359
This isn't christianity mate.

>>380613029
I miss Jack posting

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>>380624790
>serpent betraying anyone

>>380625901
Burden of proof lies on whoever makes the first claim. First claim is that it's not his son. No evidence has been presented to prove this. It's understood that the boy is his own.

The quote you gave proves nothing. The "truth" could be anything. The kid could be a demon for all we know.

>>380638794
>The gods didn't remove his nightmares even though it was part of their accord
Actually, this was never promised. Athena said it would be forgiven, but never said anything about his nightmares. Kratos, as the player, obviously thought this meant the removal of the visions, but no such luck.

Bet the gods felt pretty silly around 3

>>380638846
Of course not, but it's not like these games are genuine attempts to teach mythology to plebs m80. This is yet another dumb movie game about a father figure who has seens some shit trying to teach a child to not follow their path. It's getting stale

>>380631045
who's gonna slap now? who rules the nordic underworld?

>>380625901
No. The conversation between Kratos and the mother confirms that it IS his child. I know your meming, but come the fuck on. It's not funny, it's not clever and you're a newfriend, friend

>>380615428
What is this my wife's son in reference to? I never saw it in the trailer.

>>380639223
It is time for you to stop posting.

>>380627545

Probably Ullr/Tyr, his actual name is Atreus.

>>380639223
>This is yet another dumb movie game about a father figure who has seens some shit trying to teach a child to not follow their path. It's getting stale
Name five

>>380636892
>half-way a fat fuck with a 'strongman' body type
Nigga what, where are you seeing that fat? He's ripped as always

>>380634521
I really fucking hate shoulder camera but the game looks fast paced enough to lessen the issue. Mite b fun

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>>380615043

>>380639775
I get the feeling they might pull it back during boss fights
People are ignoring there were also moments on the previous games over the shoulder camera.

>>380639601
No. The older God of War games were set in a hollywood version of Greek myth but at the end of the day they were decent due to the over the top gore. This tries to be all serious and shit.

>>380639752
Last of Us
Walking Dead Season 1
Bioshock Infinite
God of War 3
Red Dead Redemption

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>>380614368
child kratos
>bad ass
>takes cares of his sick big brother on his own
>can survive alone
>will kill kids that bully him
>can hunt and eat whitout being a faggot
>doesnt need no faggot clothes, cold is for faggots
>plays with the heads of his enemies
>doesnt need his father for anything
>beats people up with SWORDS or HIS OWN HANDS


his wife's son
>lil faggot
>week
>faggot hair
>needs faggot clothes to protec himself from cold
>uses a bow like a woman
>cant even break a stick
>plays with dolls like a girl
>needs his father to be able to hunt a fucking DEER
>needs people to take care of him


what went wrong? Kratos daughter was more badass than this little faggot

>>380640123
Yeah during fucking cinematic sequences and those were a pain in the ass because they blocked your view.

>>380639752
Last of Us
Logan
Children of Men
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Postman
And the zoo

>>380640241
>cold is for faggots
I wouldn't call Greek climate "cold"

>>380640241
Child Kratos was a weak little faggot. It's even a plotpoint, that's why they take his brother

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>>380639223
Funny, since the new VA's most popular role had him trying to teach his child to be exactly the kind of brutal warrior he was.

>>380640584
Didnt they took his brother because he had the mark of sacrifice?

>>380640684
Wait, new Kratos is voice by Teal'c?

>>380640241
>Kratos daughter was more badass

I wonder if Kratos brings up Calliope and Lysandra in God of War 4.

>>380640584
I dont really think that losing to Ares makes you a weakling

>>380632392
MIKE GET OUT

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>>380640241
I still wonder why Ares didn't realize the big fucking Mark he left on Kratos and be like ''fuck I messed up''

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>>380640215
pic related, We will rip heads off of people just like always. Calm your tits.
>>380640350
Don't forget spongebob squarepants, comderella and courage the cowardly dog.

>>380640831
From what I remember, Kratos' bro had birthmarks and shit and the prophecy said that the Gods would be destroyed by a marked warrior and so they took him

>>380640847
Yep.

>>380640982
Kratos looks a lot more greek now that i look at it.

>>380613029
F

>>380613145
I must have missed, is that really not his biological son, or it's just memeing?

>>380641076
The fuck, is that Odin

>>380631637

Reddit is just going to steal this like they stole Todd posting

>>380641429
No a Jotun

>>380639762
his body type is completely different.

maybe it's what he's wearing but it looks like he has no waist

also no lats

also huge gap between pecs

also unaesthetic abs

do you even fucking lift bro?

>>380641526
I mean the head on Kratos' waist, but looking at it again that can't be right

>>380641076
>We will rip heads off of people just like always.
Its not about the act of ripping people heads off. is about the gameplay of ripping people heads off sucking now.

>>380641076
I'm not crying. I'm just saying over the top gore over and over again and a heavy tepid story about family and dark pasts don't make for an enjoyable game. Yeah there was some of that stuff in the older ones but 80% of the time you were ripping off gorgons heads off. Here, I'm expecting some shitty "walk and talk" every other encounter and with the combat being even worse than the originals

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>90% of e3 is cutscenes and over the shoulder camera.
>but wait, God of War. Surely there will be gameplay! That series has always been about mashing buttons!
>Nope. Just cutscenes cutscenes cutscenes.

I'm getting too old for video games

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You know who's the only person that survived the entire catastrofuck events of the series apart from Kratos? Athena.

Where did Athena go after God of War 3, we can only guess. I bet she shows up in some form in this one.

Is the lady from the trailer the mother?

>>380642010
she appeared in the e3 trailer, in a boat

>>380641248
It's /v/ 90% of what you see here is a meme.

>>380632392
wtf im redpilled now

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>>380641585
>do you even fucking lift bro?
Yea mostly fork and penis
sometimes dumbbells

>>380641648
Oh, that I dunno. some say its Loki but I doubt it

>>380641585
>not wanting some fat for cold as fuck climate

it's like you'r some LA /fit/ fag who can't stand below 60F

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>>380641894
You were saying?

>>380643167
Looks like garbage

>>380643167
Looks like bamham press X to win combat

Why couldn't they get the old Kratos VA?

And Kratos looks so stupid with that full beard.

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>>380643467
>its okay when dark souls does it!
>>380643624
k

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>>380643102
actually the opposite you fucking mutt, if kratos was still a fucking active HIGH T alpha male his body would have a crazy metabolism and endocrine system that would accommodate for the climate and he'd have the same bodytype

google 'wim hof'

>>380643687

The old VA was really good, the new one souns bland

>>380643467
It looks like god of war.......I dont know what you fucking want from god of war if not more god of war.
I dont understand how people are see a new game in a series and complain that it looks like the rest of the series.

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>>380643760
>Game stops and pans in on the guy so you can see Kratos doing his EPIC finishing move

Yep. its another movie game. fit with slow motion all around.

I just want the industry to go back to making video games.

>>380643897
>>380643102
He's getting older and they're trying for a more "Realistic" look in a game about mythological fucking deities

>>380643687
It's not the beard, it's the neck and overall lack of muscle. Nu-Kratos is all show, no go. The beard doesn't help tho.

File it under "worst redesigns in vidya".

>>380643760
>>its okay when dark souls does it!
no it isnt
dark souls is shit, everyone knows dark souls is shit

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>>380643760
Fucking lel, ps4 games are so shitty

>>380644201
>I've never played a God of war game before
Weird how you think your opinion is valid.

>>380644331
Why do people who don't like video games come to /v/, is it purely to sound edgy?

>>380643897
>google wim hof
>wim hof method
>some new age shit talking about breathing techniques and using cold

So you are a retarded /fit/ LA faggot. If you lived anywhere where winter was constantly below freezing you'd not be such a dumbshit

>>380644106
>It looks like god of war.......I dont know what you fucking want from god of war if not more god of war
This is God of War

https://youtu.be/QMvOkuGvttg

>>380643760
This looks like fucking Ryse 2 or like they want the God Hand awful camera feel

The far away and over the top camera angle was there for a reason in action games Jesus Christ

So...these nu-devs definitely aren't putting in an easter egg sex scene, aren't they?

>>380643687
Last year to make it a surprise. Nobody was expecting a new God of War game but if we heard Kratos speaking with his old voice it'd just give it away.

>>380644467
Agreed, whatchu playing bro?

>>380635491
>Melania is 5'11
>Melania is in heels in the pic
>Donald is still taller than Melania

He's 6'3 dummy

>>380644721
No probably to show nuKratos being loyal to his waifu and shit. But I want one where at the end of it, the woman reveals she was Loki the entire time

>>380644906
cs 1.6, been addicted to it lately

>>380644683
>Game stops and pans in on the guy so you can see Kratos doing his EPIC finishing move
Yep. its another movie game.

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>>380622434
With a post like that, yes you are dumb.

>>380645281
Hell yeah bro, that game is epic, not like this stupid sonybro trash. Some people just don't understand what makes a good game like the good old school CS, but we get it.

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>>380643760
Compare that to this

>>380645108

I already read in neofag that they are glad that he won´t have a sex minigame with his wife. If only they knew that women like sex.

>>380644656
if you like games you should not like dark souls

is slow, clunky and has terrible hitboxes

>>380644721
>Kratos is fucking a whore which turns into a man midway through sex and it's actually Loki messing with him

Step up to the plate
Step up to the plate
Step up to the plate
Man up for what the father left behind

>>380645795
I hear you, what should I play instead?

>>380645739

Its like comparing the dumpster behind wendys to the dumpster behind hardees.

>>380622434
your "wife's son" is when another man fucks your wife and fathers a child

so it is not YOUR son, but it is your WIFE'S son.

>>380646013
good games should be a good place to start anon

>>380645785
Why would you waste time with such a garbage website?

Then again, you're dumb enough to waste your time here

>>380645785
Women are liars

>bla bla I appreciate a man who respects and appreciates who I am
30 minutes later
>choke me daddy rape my cunt

UUAAAAGGGHHHHH DON'T COME NEAR MY WIFE'S SON EVER AGAIN

>>380646013
>>/wsr/

>>380646087
Yes. While both are shit, there is one that is not as shit as the other.

>>380644669
>new age shit
man holds TWENTY SIX world records
how about you stop trying to justify kratos' new shit look?

think imma give this a chance. only played chains of olympus and watched people play some of the others.
it does indeed look slower but thats the whole "soft reboot" thing they are talking about. he still looks pissed af and have some meaty attacks to play with, but my greatest worry is the whole story aspect of the game. GoW hasnt really been about the story, merely using it as a connection and excuse to kill gods and giant things in your path.
the new GoW WILL focus more on story (given the whole my wife's son thing) and this could either make the game better, but it could also abso-fukkin-lutely ruin the game.
until more information is given i am currently cautiously optimistic given the baller mythology and the angry angry old man being angry at people

>>380630000
4chan racial science at its finest.

>>380631590

I really think that the boy was not his son but developers might have changed it because not even they want to transform their cash cow into a cuck

I can't tell if Kratos is still voiced by TC or whatever his name was
The cool black dude

>Kratos destroys the entire Greek pantheon.
>Norse gods obviously know what he's capable of
>They're still going to fuck with him anyway

Why can't they leave Kratos alone?

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>>380646264
>Somebody likes rough sex or dirty talk makes them unworthy of respect

I don't even give a fuck about your topic but jesus Christ that's a retarded post

>>380646115
>don't play these shit games
>what should I play then?
>uhhh....gud games...duh
Riveting.

>>380646775
I thought he was, because the guy has a tremendous range, like Nolan North

But apparently he got Hayter'd

>>380646982
They all go to clubs, get shitfaced, give champagne blowjobs then fuck random niggers in the toilet without a condom
This is what all young women do

>>380646590
Yeah and this world record faggot doesn't have to spend nearly all of his time every day acquiring food. Something someone like Kratos would have to do. Stop being a faggot

>>380647308
While all young men do nothing but contribute to society, make incredible breakthroughs in their fields, abstain from the demon drink and discuss philosophy and artistry with other likeminded individuals.

>>380647308
>>>/r9k/

>>380646982
>i don't give a fuck
>still replies

>>380647373
>main character of vidya is a buff and ripped to fuck nigga who does impossible combat stunts and literally fucking kills monsters and GODS all the time
>oh wow anon he would need to spend a lot of time acquiring food to afford to expend such extreme amounts of energy!
lmao what a fucking lame-o

>>380647373
What a fucking cop out lmao. Its a god killing video game character

>>380647679
>>380647717
Just saying as I see it. All my relatives, every girl I ever dated, they were all whores. Never had a conversation with a woman that was beyond third grade level
Internet didn't make me hate women, interacting with them did

>>380647878
>>380648130
Yeah he's really been killing a whole lot of gods after GoW3! All this time with a new wife and kid in some new land he's totally been slaying those gods like crazy

fucking morons

>>380647864
Welcome to 4chan, you must be new here

Soon you too will see leaps of logic so absolutely retarded they physically assault your senses

>>380648336
>This literal demigod needs a dadbod and a beer belly because muh realism

Cold doesn't make you chubby anyway, look up brown fat. Canadian natives were ripped and all wore thongs in knee deep snow

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>>380647091
Oh no I looked it up, it actually is a new voice guy, how rude! Seems TC is frowning about it too

>>380643167
>Can only take on 1 enemy at a time
>Shitty 'cinematic' over the shoulder camera
>Feet are skating across the floor
>No blood
This is a Last of Us reskin, not God of War.

>>380648546
>beer belly

confirmed blind. Also I'm not talking about gaining 500 pounds. Lived in Alaska my whole life and generally gain 10-20 in winters but it varies depending on the person.

>>380648732
>Feet are skating across the floor

No, seriously what the fuck

>>380646775
>The cool black dude
He was replaced by a shitty white VA. Honest to god, the best VA i've heard was the Cool black dude who did Kratos. Also Dutch from Black Lagoon.

>>380636892
They changed his eyes a bit.

>>380649172
Kratos is now voiced by Teal'c

>>380649172
Are you talking about Kratos' new VA? Chris Judge is not white.

>>380649604
>>380649609
Shit, got Ghost of Sparta VA confused with 4.

> They replaced Kratos' voice actor for ''muh new direction''

Are people legitimately looking forward to this game? Replacing a veteran voice actor for no reason like this is a pretty big red flag, just look at Dead Rising 4.

>>380650469
MGS5

>>380650469
It's like Beyond Good and Evil 2

Every positive comment is "I never really liked the original, but this one looks cool"

>>380650469
I wonder if the old VA is union and Judge isn't. If that were the case it would make sense why they'd switch VAs considering the strike talks has been grumbling for a while now

>>380650723
>MGS5
But that at least had the excuse that you weren't actually playing as the real Snake/Big Boss

>>380613029
Wait, why is his skin ashy? Didn't that happen because the ashes of his wife and child were bound to his skin or some shit like that?

>>380613029
Can someone give me a quickrun down for this series? I'm quite excited for the new one.

>>380651225
You were in Ground Zeroes

>>380644106
>It looks like god of war
It doesn't

>>380650469
I'd be mad if Chris Judge's voice wasn't literally sex

>>380651607

It would make it too obvious if they replaced the VA between games.
Then again, reading from interviews, they were trying to replace Hayter for a pretty long time, the big reason he got to play Snake for so long is because nobody else could pull it off decently. They didnt change Snake's Japanese VA either.

>>380651528
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛

>>380651528
This abomination is nothing like the original games. Emulate them on PPSSPP and PCSX2.

>>380614368

Can't wait for the porn.

>>380651528
>Spartan warrior calls for the gods help to vanquish his enemy, Ares helps him by granting him power
>sends him on missions and shit
>when its almost finally over and Kratos is free, Ares makes him kill his wife and daughter
>Kratos spends 3 games killing the entire Greek pantheon and many titans.
>Kratos, son of Zeus, kills Zeus and stabs himself
>God of War 3 ends with a blood trail over a cliffside

Cue this game, somehow he got all the way up north. He killed Hades so the underworld likely doesn't exist or operate, so possibly as an alternative the beings that be sent him to Valhalla instead.

>>380652171
Thanks, i know so much now

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>380652435
anytime

>>380651528
old angry dude kills old angry dudes
literally

Looks much better than the first game.

>>380652364
Thanks, i'll probably pick this game up when it comes out

>>380652435
How the FUCK would you not know about God of war? Are you literally like 8?

>>380652435
>millenials

>>380651528
>MUH VENGEANCE
>Repeat for 6 games

>>380653095
Never cared for this series until now.

>>380652837
Not
>old angry dude so angry that he refuses to die just to kill old angry dudes
to be fair GoW might be all spectacle and I fucking love it because of it but holy shit if is not laugh worthy sometimes

>>380653058
I'd emulate the PS2 games for sure, and if you have a PS3/PS4 get the collection and just play all 3 mainline games. People always used to knock it for not being as good as DMC/NG but its a solid action game with great actual use of cinematic moments.

>>380652279
>Poor Little White Guy of War

>>380630607
Looks like a fucking feminine faggot.

>>380652994
>this game being better than 1
It probably won't be better than 3.

>>380632228
All i know is i really want to fuck tatsumaki.

>>380628356
legit wew

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>>380628356
This post is so retarded i love it. Like, what did he mean by this?

ARES
SLAY MY ENEMIES
AND I'LL RAISE YOUR SON

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>>380613029
>ctrl+f
>type "wife's"
>40+ results

>>380655642
3 was 90% flash and 10% substance
you spend a lot of time in Hades and those shitty labyrinth boxes. same for the first game with cliffs literally everywhere.
the second game has the best scenery and enemy variety in the series. if it had 3's graphical quality it would shit all over the entire series.

>>380640901
>Son of Zeus
>Losing to a weak ass god
Black sheep of the family, it's no wonder Zeus tried to erase him.

The axe-swinging animations look a bit off. Kratos faces the skeletons, back to the player, swings his axe, then he turns his torso almost 180 degrees to face the player instead, and then he shifts back around again. The motion is just very exaggerated.

>>380613029
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUN!!

STAND BACK SON OF MY WIFE

IT IS NOT SAFE AHEAD, I WILL CLEAR THE AREA

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>>380613029
>look, I know it's hard, but I'm busy out there "hunting". you must take care of him for me... uh... for us.
>but I must find Athena. Only she knows where I'm supposed to go next.
>you can't. not right now. you must focus on our family. stay here while I do the hard work, you've already fought enough in your life
>hm.... okay...

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>>380657639

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>>380657836
>dad... when is she coming back?
>I don't know, my son. but you must be strong. she is sacrificing everything for you.
>but why was she alone with all those men?
>your mother is a powerful warrior. she is their leader. they will be out hunting during the winter. one day, she will be back and we'll be together again.

>>380628356
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>>380655998
lmao. not him but i think he's trying to convey the sentiment that that huge serpent dude is too impressive and big NOT to be a bossfight. it'd be a waste for him to just be a cutscene. i had a hearty kek unironically but i guess you're all too autistic to understand greentext

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WHAT IS IT SAYING!?!?!?!

Anyone else bothered by the fact that they changed the voice actor?

>>380658740
>It says that I'm not your son.

>>380658740
RETURN TO SPARTA, KRATOS
GO BACK
BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE